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Firestarter

#avatar the last airbender #atla #zuko

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Bruce: [sticks his head into Damian's room] Damian. Come help with this

Damian: [watching a video on his phone] I have homework

Bruce: Oh, and I suppose that homework is on Youtube?

Damian: Yes. It's a documentary.

Bruce: oh. ok. [leaves]

Damian: [continues watching a compilation of dogs reuniting with their owners]

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Bruce: [opens the door to Tim's room] I need your help.

Tim: [at his desk, playing super mario on his game boy] I have homework

Bruce: [suspiciously] I thought you finished school?

Tim: [stares at Bruce while he opens a desk drawer, pulls out a battered middle school Maths book and puts it on the desk]

Tim: I have homework

Bruce: ...you've had that book since you moved in

Tim: [opens the book to a page on multiplication] You're hindering my academic endeavors

Bruce: [internal struggle]

Bruce: ...fine. [leaves]

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Bruce: [sees Dick in the hallway] Dick, I need help w-

Dick: I have to help Dami with his homework

Bruce: I'm sure he'll manage

Dick: [flippantly] I'm doing YOUR job Bruce. [disappears into Damian's room]

Bruce: [shouts after him] You're carrying popcorn!!

Dick: [from behind the closed door] IT'S BRAIN FOOD!

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Bruce: [finds Jason and Cass in the kitchen] Jason-

Jason: I have homework

Bruce: No you don't.

Jason: [immidiately combative] I could have! You don't know my life.

Cass: GED

Jason: [points at Cass] right! I'm getting my GED

Bruce: [deadpan] Really?

Jason: [crosses his arms] Really.

Bruce: [turns to Cass] Cassandr-

Cass: Homework

Bruce: YOU'RE definitely not in school

Cass: [stares at Bruce while she spreads jam on a PB&J sandwhich] Homework.

Bruce: [eye twitching]

[a crash is heard from upstairs followed by the sounds of Mario Kart, complete with shouts of rage from Dick and arguing from Tim and Damian]

Bruce: [Yelling at the ceiling] THAT'S NOT HOMEWORK

Dick: [Shouts back] IT'S A CASE STUDY IN DIPLOMACY

Tim: [Absently] WOW FIVE TIMES SIX SURE IS THIRTY. MAN I'M LEARNING SO MUCH RIGHT NOW

#batman #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfamily #damian wayne #tim drake #dick grayson #bruce wayne #jason todd #cassandra cain #dc #incorrect dc quotes

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Cassie: So, have you decided what you're dressing up as for Halloween yet?

Tim: [on his laptop] Of course. We had a whole day seminar about it last month.

The Titans:

Kon: Jesus. You Bats do everything at 150 percent.

Bart: A whole day? Why on earth would it take that long?

Tim: [looks up] Dressing up in Gotham is... tricky.

Cassie: ...yeah. We're gonna need a bit more than that.

Tim: [sits back]

Tim: 2014. Dick dresses up as Bruce Wayne. He completely disappears into the role because playing Bruce is "funny". He accidentally gets roped into a mid-level meeting at W.E. where he agrees to throw out the 2015 budget.

Cassie: Seriously?

Tim: 2017. Jason decides to piss off Bruce by dressing up as Superman. Since most Gotham citizens haven't really seen Superman, the headlines on November 1st are all about how Superman went on a killing spree and shot three gangleaders.

Kon: [frowning] I don't remember that.

Tim: We killed the story before it reached any further.

Kon: oh. Uh, good.

Tim: 2018. Damian dresses up as Ra's al Ghul. He gets kidnapped from school by the League of Assassins who thinks he's finally embraced his heritage. Before we manage to find him, he convinces them that he is -in fact -a de-aged Ra's. This works, somehow, because he argues that none of them has ever seen Ra's as a child.

Bart: Really?

Tim: There are definitely parts of Ra's organisation that would not have done well on 'Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader?'.

Tim: 2012. Bruce dresses up as a figure skater. Mr Freeze attacks the gala he's at and we spend two weeks burying stories about Bruce Wayne -crime fighter on ice.

Gar: What?!

Tim: 2017. While the papers are taking photos of a blood-soaked Superman, Dick beats up Scarecrow while dressed as the scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz. Spoiler arrives to provide backup and accidentally punches the wrong scarecrow.

Bart: I-

Tim: 2016! Cass dresses up as Hillary Clinton. Her disguise is so good that the papers try to run a story about Hillary drop-kicking a Donald Trump supporter after Cass stopped a robbery where the guy wore a MAGA-hat.

Cassie: [snorts] Why didn't you let them run that one?

Tim: 2019! I dress up as Spoiler and find out that Spoiler has been hooking up with some guy on patrol and no I will NOT talk about the way in which I found out thank you.

Gar: Hold it, you can't just not tell-

Tim: 2013! Dick dresses up as Red Hood. Meanwhile, Jason dresses up as Nightwing. It was not coordinated. Both of their reputations take a massive hit for opposing reasons.

Tim: Also 2013! Damian dresses up as a cat and almost gets adopted by Catwoman.

Tim: 2019! Steph dresses as Batman and spends the night doing TikTok dances in public places. Bruce tried to deport her but you can't kill a legend and you can't deport a myth.

Tim: 2020! Bruce plans a seminar so we can all discuss and approve all costumes. Everyone is in favor. Duke is unanimously appointed as our judge since he has never caused any incidents. Bruce is unanimously disqualified from speaking at all because he has caused at least five international incidents. And seven national ones, not counting the time with the nun.

The Titans:

Kon: Did- did he dress up as nun, or...?

Tim: I don't want to say.

#tim drake #batfamily #dc #halloween

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After seeing this scene i've come to the conclusion Teen Titans Go would be so much funnier if, instead of having Jason being dead as a bg easter egg, they let him appear as a new younger Robin and Batman's favorite

#teen titans #jason todd #dick grayson #robin #teen titans go #dc

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Jason packing to stay at the manor for a few days, scouring his apartment for something.

Jason, grumbling under his breath: Where the fuck is it?

Checks the time.

Jason: Fuck, I'm gonna be late. Maybe I have an old one?

He pulls something out of the closet and looks resigned.

Jason: Ugh, I guess this is my best bet. God Bruce is gonna kill me.

-> Two Hours Later at Wayne Manor <-

Bruce: Hey Jaybird, I'm glad you could-

Bruce stops and looks at what Jason's holding.

Bruce: Jason, please tell me you are not using the duffle bag that once held the severed heads of drug dealers as an overnight bag.

Jason:

Bruce: For the love of god Jason I will buy you a new bag!

Jason: It's a perfectly good duffle bag! Why would I get rid of it??

Bruce: IT'S COVERED IN BLOOD STAINS???

Jason: This is why I never bring it here! I knew you would be judgemental!

Bruce scoffs: Who wouldn't be judgemental of a duffle bag covered in blood stains?!?

Jason: Roy never judges! None of the siblings judge! Oh, and you know who else doesn't judge?

Bruce: Don't say it. Don't you dare say it.

Jason: OLIVER QUEEN.

Dick, watching with Steph from the corner: Oh shit he said it.

#jason todd #dc #bruce wayne #incorrect dc quotes

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#ao3 #ao3 comments

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cute little doodles of these four!

#bbc merlin #merlin #arthur pendragon #morgana pendragon #guinevere #fan art

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We're TRENDINGG for no REASONN just like god DECREEDD, so here are 5 fics that would steal your breath away:

1. from hearth and ashes, we’re reborn by @remuscariad. [G] [5K] [canon era magic reveal].

This fic is so good you'll be on your knees from it. The prose, the characterization, the tropes used... it will linger in your mind and fester there from how beautiful it all is. And the art in it by @onepeppercorn... stunning.

2. My breaths are run by your compass by regulusrules. [T] [20K+] [post-camlann fix-it] [golden age but merlin stabs arthur in his heart first].

Not because it's my fic and it's genuinely so insane you won't believe it, but honestly, it's the best idea I've ever come up with, even better than the widely beloved my heart is readily yours. For me, it's the perfect continuation of their story, and the most unhinged plot twist you could find in a fic.

3. Half of my soul by @clockwrkpendrxgon. [G] [2K] [MCD] [golden age growing old together]

This fic is half of my soul, or what the poets say. It's so much better as an ending than what they've given us. At least this is filled with such golden love it makes you ache. At least this makes sense.

4. Our broken pieces by @aramblingjay. [T] [10K] [canon era established relationship]

You can pry this fic from my cold dead hands. I will never stop recommending it until it gets the fame it deserves. One of the most beautiful fics ever written about them, and genuinely encompasses their characters so perfectly.

5. gentle as an early spring breeze by @prattery. [G] [2.5K] [canon divergence golden age]

They are alive and in love and we're all living in this fic because it's what they righteously deserved. The way their life was written here and the love between them... I swear this author could write anything and I'd kudos it before even reading it.

[For more recs]

#bbc merlin #merlin fic recs

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In honour of Merlin trending for no reason other than the fact the gods willed it

Recommended me your favourite fanfics

I crave to feed my addiction.

#ao3 #bbc merlin #merlin fic recs

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How We Begin Fest

How We Begin is a canon-oriented Merlin BBC fan fest focusing on first meetings. Be it a missing scene from the show or a twist on a meeting we saw on screen, all fanworks playing with the concept of a first meeting in canon-verse are welcome entries to this fest. Creators can sign up throughout May and are welcome to post their creations any time during the posting period in June.

More info on the carrd.

#merlin bbc #bbc merlin #merlin fest #arthur pendragon #merlin

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back at it?

#blue eye samurai

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(everybody is okay)

#dc #jon kent #damian wayne #fan comic

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me subscribing to you on ao3, so I know when this comes out…

Now that the thought's been planted in my brain, where are my Modern AUs where Merlin painstakingly herds Arthur and Gwen together like the most stubborn of Border Collies?

#arwen #bbc merlin #ao3

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Oh my gosh. I just found this website that walks you though creating a believable society. It breaks each facet down into individual questions and makes it so simple! It seems really helpful for worldbuilding!

#writing #world building #for writing purposes

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I’m just imagining telepaths trying to read any of the Bats’ minds and being like, AHA, we’ll go for Nightwing, he seems like the nice one, this’ll be easy, a total cakewalk–oh, fuck, WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS IN THIS DUDE’S MIND, WHY ARE THERE BATS SCREECHING IN THE BACKGROUND, WHY DO I FEEL LIKE A SUPERSPY IS ABOUT TO STAB ME IN THE NECK WITH A PARING KNIFE!? All while Dick Grayson is just like :D :D :D right at your face and you legitimately can’t tell if he’s not even trying to be dangerous, he’s just Like That, or if he’s actively deceiving you and YOU DON’T KNOW WHICH WOULD BE WORSE. Never forget Dick Grayson is a Bat, no matter how nice he is, THAT MAN IS A BAT AND HE WILL STAB YOU IN THE KIDNEY IF HE THINKS HE NEEDS TO.

#dc #dick grayson

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A really random Batfamily HC I like to think about is Dick winning the Olympics a few years ago, never telling anyone, and all hell breaking loose when they find out.

Jason: You did not win gold in the Olympics.... Say sike, right now.

Dick: I'm not saying sike. I did win.

Tim: How? You're too famous, you'd be recognized!

Bruce: And more importantly, what about your secret identity?!

Dick: I wore a prosthetic nose, and entered under a fake name.

Stephanie: Do you have proof of that? And maybe a picture of that nose by any chance?

Dick: It was broadcast on television in over two hundred countries, I'm sure you could find it pretty easy.

Bruce: Back to the fake name-

Dick: It wasn't hard to make an alias, I just did what we do for undercover jobs.

Tim: You used my program without telling me!

Dick: I asked! You said I could.

Tim: I did? Ohhh...yeah, now that you mention it I think I vaguely remember you saying something about going to England and needing a new ID a few years ago.

Jason: You did all of that, just to...perform? Just...just because you wanted to?

Dick: ...Yeah, pretty much. I still have the medal sitting on a shelf in my apartment and a picture of me with some other competitors hanging on the wall.

Alfred: I for one, appreciated finally getting to see the Olympics from the front row. And in my own country, no less.

Bruce: What- what does that mean? Tell me you did not go with him to the Olympics...

Alfred: I was his accompaniment for the event. It was quite a good time.

Bruce: Dick...

Dick: What? He said he always wanted to go!

#batfamily #dc #dick grayson #jason todd #bruce wayne #tim drake #alfred pennyworth #stephie brown #incorrect dc quotes

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i can’t believe i fell for it

#lilo and stitch