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DC Twitter must have been INSANE when it got out that Superboy’s dads were Superman and Lex Luthor. Holy shit. The memes. The ship wars. The homophobes. The mpreg jokes. People would have lost their fucking minds. Lex Luthor releases a statement like “he’s a clone of me and Superman no birth was involved” and people are like KINDA GAY OF YOU TO HAVE A SON WITH ANOTHER MAN, LUTHOR. Lexcorp’s PR team locks themselves in a conference room and refuses to come out for love or money.

#superman #superboy #lex luthor #kon el kent #conner kent #clark kent

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okay but in the LWW movie when the fox is brought to The White Witch and he says “forgive me, your majesty” and she says “don’t waste my time with flattery” and then he says “not to seem rude, but I wasn’t actually talking to you” and looks at Edmund? literal chills every time a 10/10 artistic decision

#edmund pevensie #narnia #fox #lww #White Witch #jadis #jadis the white witch #aslan #edmund #king edmund the just #edmund the just #just king

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the lego batman movie reads like it was written by jason and tim mocking bruce and dick, like you can’t tell me the batjokes isnt there to piss bruce off, courtesy of tim, or the whole scaly panties thing isn’t jason making fun of the robin uniform

#lego batman

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moments in bottoms (2023) that have permanently altered my brain chemistry in no specific order

"omg ive always wanted one of these" *holds up a normal grey hoodie*

hazel's "why would you lie to me :(("

when complicated by avril lavigne started playing and we got a scene of josie walking broodily and sad while kicking a can on the ground

"so maybe ill buy a gun" "noOo"

"im gonna fuck up some football players and im buying a gun"

"YESSSSS YESSSSSS QUEENSSS SLAAAAYYY YESSS"

"is it because i said amelia earhart was a fake hero?"

when pj basically attacked hazel with her tongue

that kiss also being like the best kiss ive seen on tv in the last 10 years like unironically im so serious

josie and isobel making out covered in blood

the guy who wanted to blow the school up and literally wrote "BLOW UP SCHOOL" in his diary

"i know you're a black republican but you're the smartest among us"

"im not (gay). i just like gay porn"

hazels mom sleeping with jeff

"i FUCKED your mom" when the mom joke is actually real but also it makes your gf break up with you

hazel

just hazel she's so pretty pls give me a chance

that whole final fight scene

the football team that would kill a player every 20 years and was going to kill jeff by putting pineapple juice, to which he is deadly allergic, in the sprinklers???????????????????

"yes hazel, let's do terrorism"

*does the terrorism*

TWICE

again the guy that wanted to blow up the school who went THAT WAS MY THING after the tree blew up. he was holding a bomb button thingy. where was the bomb. what. let's go back to that for a second. hello. where was the bomb

horny freak #1 horny freak #2

#bottoms 2023 #this is it for now #literally forever changed #movie of all time #bottoms movie #bottoms the movie #hazel callahan #pj bottoms #josie bottoms #ruby cruz #ayo edebiri #rachel sennott #elizabeth banks

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pj knows the exact way into hazel’s heart, i think

#YEAHHH i needed to gif this #i’ve been quoting this ALL MONTH #HAZEL I LOVE YOU SOO MUCH #bottoms movie #bottoms 2023 #hazel callahan #pj #ruby cruz #lover! #rachel sennott #my coloring #gif #*mine #femalegifsource #userlgbtq #1k #2k #3k #4k #5k

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PEVENSIE SIBLINGS + chess pieces

#narnia #the chronicles of narnia #tcon #peter pevensie #susan pevensie #edmund pevensie #lucy pevensie #gifs #narniaedit #peterpevensieedit #susanpevensieedit #edmundpevensieedit #lucypevensieedit #userblorbo #usergif #userthing #perioddramaedit #perioddramasource #fantsyedit #disney #disneyedit #disneygifsdaily #disneyfilms #usermoh #userwxwood #william moseley #anna popplewell #skandar keynes #georgie henley

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#narnia #peter pevensie #the chronicles of narnia #the pevensies #edmund pevensie #lucy pevensie #susan pevensie #aslan #meme

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Well

Andrew Peterson songs I have assigned to Narnia characters (so far)

'Why Walk When You Can Fly' — Lucy

'I've Seen Too Much' — Edmund

'Dancing in the Minefields' — Mr. & Mrs. Pevensie

'Fool With a Fancy Guitar' — Eustace

'Mountains On the Ocean Floor' — Susan

'The Ninety and Nine' — Edmund, Susan

#it has become an epidemic #andrew peterson #narnia #raindrops

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I'm kind of obsessed with the idea of the Pevensies giving off hella fae vibes when they come back from Narnia

They're inherently changed, tamed by royalty and wildlings of the land they ruled

Obsessed with them being too much - too wild when they should be polite, polite when they should be fierce, fierce when they should be innocent...

Obsessed with the otherworldly regal wildness of Narnia that clings to them being interpreted by the everyday outsider as fae

They were gone for a minute

It was a lifetime

They come back unafraid of everything society says they should be, blood-stained mouths and dirt under their fingernails, calloused hands and straight shoulders, lofty gazes and sharp grins

#chronicles of narnia #narnia #the pevensies

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"Words from the mouths of babes, Promises, oceans deep, But never to keep. Oh, never to keep." Peter // Taylor Swift

#narnia #the chronicles of narnia #narnia edit #susan pevensie #peter pevensie #WELP. yes this hurts infinitely more than the edmund edit #just. susan waiting for her siblings to 'grow up' #and come around to the 'real world' #meanwhile. in actuality. she's the one refusing to grow up?? #oh i'm getting susan feels again #and susan&peter especially

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I have been obsessing over that song from Prince Caspian, 'The Call', all evening, and I have so many THOUGHTS and FEELINGS, but they are expressing themselves as a music video in my head and I don't know HOW to translate that?!?!

Ahh, does anyone else want to know about this? Get me started and I might be able to make a little sense.

#the call #narnia headcanons #ugh it's late and my head is a real muddle #uh #peter pevensie #narnia #song posting #narnia movies #raindrops

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clark, discussing what to do about kon with bruce: you know what this means right?

bruce, nodding: yeah, you owe luthor a buttload of child support

clark: what - i - no??

bruce: i mean, it sucks that he baby trapped you but you don’t want to be a deadbeat

clark: he did not - i am not his father, luthor stole my DNA and put that [pointing at kon] into a tube

bruce: i want you to take one good look on how damian came to be

clark: … oh my rao… i am dead beat aren’t i?

#i need to see clark and lex exchange kon in a waffle house parking lot during weekends like divorced parents #dc #clark kent #bruce wayne #kon el kent #superman #batman #superboy #lex luthor

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barbie official: we’re gonna put all our movies on youtube for free!

youtube, still selling their movies: huh? what’d they say they were going to do?

#barbie #movies #website #go back to

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#funny #lol #haha #humor #meme #memes #jokes

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Justice League identity reveal where they don’t know who Batman is and one day a bunch of them walk in on him just casually eating yogurt in the cafeteria with his cowl off. A bunch of them recognize him, a couple don’t, and they’re all shocked.

Turns out Batman didn’t realize none of them knew who he was, since it had taken him all of ten minutes and three google searches to put everyone’s secret identities together and he just assumed they had all figured it out by this point. Or maybe he had meant to tell them and then just forgotten. Either way, he regularly interacts with half of them outside of hero stuff and hasn’t bothered with the whole separate persona thing with them in years. Shouldn’t they really have figured this out by now? So what if he forgot? This is clearly on them.

#batman #dc #jl

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I want less of "the Drakes were terrible people and parents and Bruce rescues poor sad Timmy" (not knocking the trope it just got old for me)

And more of Bruce suffering a hell of his own creation as he tries to figure out how to parent Timothy "latchkey kid" Drake, who doesn't respect the concept of having parental supervision in general and more specifically Bruce's authority as his new guardian at all, because Tim was basically his caretaker for the entire beginning of his tenure as Robin

Any kind of Parental Action would have Bruce choking in his own hypocrisy. Like... imagine trying to get your teenage son to go to bed when he's been putting your ass down for naps for like, years, by that point. Imagine telling him to eat healthier when at 13 years old he was helping your butler with designing your meal plan 'cause you were too depressed to eat

Bruce gently tries to get him to stop working on a case to take a break, and Tim raises a single withering eyebrow (he learned this from Alfred) and Bruce immediately shuts up. Tim only listens to Bruce when he wants to and being legally adopted by the man hasn't changed that

(And I want fics of the rest of the batfam reacting to this dynamic soooooooo bad)

#NO LITERALLY #every bone in my body loves this trope #there was a fic I read about this but I forget what it waaaassss #but like #But Bruce was with the league and got hit with a curse that sent home back to his darkest moment #*justic league #so Supes brought him back to the Batcave and immeadiatly told Alfred to get Tim #cause he knew he would be able to help #and another #where Tim full named Bruce and told him to go to bed #and all the other batkids were there and were like #what the hell just happened #anyway if I saved any fics correctly I would give you their names and reread them #but alas

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I love hearing ideas on how the Pevensies need to readjust to Earth when they get back from Narnia the first time, but what about them having to get used to living in Narnia when they become kings and queens?

The children having to discover how to lead an entire country.

The Pevensies having to learn how to ride horses because they grew up in the city.

Peter and Lucy taking to it pretty easily but Edmund and Susan having a bit more difficulty at first.

The talking horses trying to give pointers but Edmund ending up falling off multiple times anyways.

On a cold winter's day, Lucy coming into Cair Paravel chilled and wet after having a snowball fight and wishing nothing more than for a hot bath only to discover the amount of time and labour needed to warm a tub of water without electricity.

No toilets. Just, no toilets.

Susan trying to write a letter to Mr. and Mrs. Beaver and getting frustrated because her quill pen keeps tearing the paper and blotting.

Peter accidentally knocking down a candle while looking through papers and nearly setting the whole table ablaze.

The Pevensies slipping occasionally when it comes to mentioning things about Earth to the facination of the Narnians.

Edmund trying to explain Earth being round to a group of curious yet politely confused creatures and eventually giving up when a young faun asks if everything is upside-down on the other side of the world.

#the chronicles of narnia #the lion the witch and the wardrobe #narnia #cs lewis #i love these children #they all need a hug