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Joseph Quinn as Johnny Storm will go in history as one of the worst comic book castings ever done. Literally he has absolutely nothing to do with Johnny and he is not even a good enough actor to portray him accurately (and yes I’ve seen him in things besides ST)

But I’m super happy for Vanessa and Ebon, not entirely sure about Pedro. Although I do love him I never imagined him as Reed, but I’m willing to give a try.

#johnny storm #fantastic four #marvel #marvel comics #reed richards #marvel studios #sue storm #Ben Grimm #human torch #invisible woman #mr. fantastic #the thing

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Ideia of a superbat fic where Clark writes a love column for Daily Planet that is very popular in Gotham and Bruce absolutely hates it because he is terrible at relationships. They have to team up for something of the League and Clark finds out and decides to help him with his love life, but they end up falling for each other.

Edit: And Bruce has absolutely no ideia of what he is doing, Clark just shows up at Gotham randomly with notes of a very detailed list of failed relationships that Bruce has been and says i can fix him.

#dc characters #dc comics #dc #batman #bruce wayne #superman #clark kent #justice league #jla #superbat #I’m not even a superbat shipper but I thought it was cute for them

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World Okayest Father!

#dc characters #dc comics #dc #batfam #batman #batdad #bruce wayne

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A friendly reminder that this is how John Constantine is supposed to look like

#john constantine #hellblazer #dc comics #vertigo comics #dc characters #sting #the police #face card never declines #stop doing ugly fancasting for my man #next time you’re wondering why did someone slept with john this is why #dc constantine #constantine

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funny thing mentioning john…

around 20 episodes in of Supernatural and the parallels between the Winchesters and the Waynes is INSANE. Like Sam and Dean sorta have Dick and Tim vibes and John has Bruce vibes. They're all so traumatized and insane and they always have their little secrets and stuff. like dude i can't believe i only started watching it 3 days ago.

Oh and Sam and Dean would totally have a cool dynamic with Constantine

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AUNT ZEE

My favorite hc is that Zatanna is basically every batfam member favorite aunt.

She met Dick when he was first adopted and he loved her show so much and even asked to play her assistant once, she teaches him a few tricks like escaping a shark thank, he called her to asked for advice when he went to his first date because Alfred and Bruce were useless. Dick attended to both her parents funeral and brought flowers to put on the grave.

She loved Jason enthusiasm and loved to pamper him with normal stuff that kids are suppose to do like take him to the movies and buy him ice cream. He was not into magic, but loved when she gifted him silly things that made Bruce annoyed. He was sweet enough to always ask her to dance in every Wayne Gala that she attended. When he came back from the dead she felt the change on his aura and was absolutely heartbroken by it, but she’s still the only one allowed to call him Jay and she always invites him to her shows with a sweet note, even though he never shows up he keeps it every single one.

Although she loves every single one of them, Tim is secretly her favorite (everyone always thinks Dick’s her favorite). She was stunned how he figured out everything about Batman as a kid, he was so curious about everything and made her so many questions all the time. She would often invite him to Shadowcrest, open her library so he could explore and have some tea. She also calls him a lot to ask how he’s doing, if he had been sleeping enough, threatening him to make his coffee taste like sour milk if he doesn’t take care of himself. He opened to her about his sexuality first and she made a sweet speech about how much she loved him and she was proud and if anyone messed with him she would hex them forever.

Damian was surprised that his brothers had such an affection with her, but quickly understood why. She charmed him slowly, bribing him with magical creatures until he finally opened up to her. He likes to spent time at Shadowcrest too (something that inspires Tim to be a bit jealous sometimes and she teases both of them for it), but hates visiting her on San Francisco. She likes to make him watch animated movies that he pretends to hate first and then talks about the whole day. They also try a lot of vegetarian recipes together, because Zatanna and Damian are the only two people Alfred allows to come close to his kitchen. If everything goes wrong the just order take out and take notes on how to do better next time. He also has her on speed dial in case something happens to Goliath.

She loves watching Cassandra’s ballet concerts. Zee is so sweet about her difficult with communicating, always leaving her comfortable. She often attempts to kidnap her to a girls day, since she never could it with the previous boy, but Cass is not very used to it. She asked for Zatanna’s help when she went on a date with Conner Kent.

She thinks Duke is the sweetest of them all. She had the privilege of reading some of the stuff he wrote and thinks he is a literary genius. He doesn’t understand much about magic, but she teach him a lot about control, how easy is to lose control when you have this kind of power at hand. She’s also very attentive to his school, always asking how he’s handling.

They annoy Bruce to the most to always invite her to perform on the Galas. They are not very good on picking gifts, but they always sent sweet birthday wishes to her. They asked Alfred to do her favorite meal when she’s coming over. They think the rumours about her and Bruce dating are funny, but also disgusting, but if the media asks them something they show support so Zatanna calls them angrily demanding they take it back. They are also very nosy on her life always asking who she’s dating and she always tells them to get a life. Whenever someone comments she is old enough to be Dick’s mom she threatens to hex them.

She is so proud of them, she loves them so much and they love her. SHE’S THEIR AUNT ZEE.

#zatanna zatara #dick grayson #batfam #nightwing

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Something confusing in the Zatanna and The Ripper/ Wayne Family Adventures universe is that Zee is supposed to be 21 (and it’s set on 2022 if I’m not mistaken) and Bruce appears as a child around her age in some flashbacks of her childhood. And she mentions to John that her dad knows Batman and she knows his identity.

But he’s the father of multiple children in WFA and the oldest of them is definitely over 20 and she still appears with same design and this comics are set around 2022 too.

#dc characters #zatanna #dc comics #zatanna zatara #dc #batfam #batman #wayne family adventures #zatanna and the ripper #webcomic #bruce wayne

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It’s a good movie, very fun and entertaining. I can appreciate as it’s.

I just hate as a Hellblazer fan that just can’t see any of the original source used there. Honestly the only thing they share is the same name and the smoking habits 😭

i honestly hate Constantine 2005 so much, it’s a good movie as it’s own but as a Hellblazer adaptation that’s just garbage. That character is NOT my bissexual functional alcoholic punk Scouser.

I honestly don’t know if I want to see John in the DCU, but the fact that we might not even have the chance to see him well adapted because of Constantine 2 makes me FERAL

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I definitely agree but c’mon they turned him into AN AMERICAN, I think it’s probably one the most butchered adaptations I’ve ever seen.

Poor Hal at least got to keep some of his major traits unfortunately he was unlucky to have a very shitty movie

i honestly hate Constantine 2005 so much, it’s a good movie as it’s own but as a Hellblazer adaptation that’s just garbage. That character is NOT my bissexual functional alcoholic punk Scouser.

I honestly don’t know if I want to see John in the DCU, but the fact that we might not even have the chance to see him well adapted because of Constantine 2 makes me FERAL

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i honestly hate Constantine 2005 so much, it’s a good movie as it’s own but as a Hellblazer adaptation that’s just garbage. That character is NOT my bissexual functional alcoholic punk Scouser.

I honestly don’t know if I want to see John in the DCU, but the fact that we might not even have the chance to see him well adapted because of Constantine 2 makes me FERAL

#john constantine #dc characters #dc comics #dc #dc vertigo #vertigo comics #hellblazer

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i need to know Zatanna’s opinion of Now You See Me franchisee

#zatanna #zatanna zatara #dc characters #dc comics #dc #i think she would either really love or hate it #henley is so zatanna coded btw #now you see me #considering her celebrity status I think she would have a cameo or at least a mention

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Christopher Nolan had a vision, unfortunately it was way too late

#dc characters #dc comics #batfam #batman #tim drake #robin #red robin #the dark knigth rises #christopher nolan #batman begins #the dark knight #joseph gordon levitt #he is so Tim drake coded

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People who say John Constantine is pan I have your home address

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Zatanna’s mental health is so overlooked. She watched both of her parents die right in front of her in very traumatic ways. She was a newbie at JLD and felt the need to surrender to their colleagues pressures to brainwash villains but they let her take all the blame when shit went down. Her only childhood friend couldn’t even look at her afterwards. She has friends, but she’s no one first choice. She spends her time overworking and on the road, never creating roots anywhere and with anyone because she’s terrified that anyone that associates with her gets hurt. She forced herself to help the people that kept her mom in captive for years and were responsible for her death. She had to kill her own father when he was reanimated as a member of the Black Laterns.

If we consider the New52 she also was used by her own boyfriend for her power on his quest to find the Books of Magic and had to find out her dad lied to her her entire life about the Cult of Cold Flame to the point he recruited a man right out of an abusive mental facility to do his dirt work.

She’s one the strongest people on earth and is still so under appreciated not only by her teammates but by herself too.

Someone please give my girl some happiness

edit: she also suffered from stockholm syndrome when Adam kidnapped her and she ended up leaving jla to be with him 💀 that demon wotan was doing God’s work killing that piece of shit

#zatanna #dc characters #zatanna zatara #dc comics #dc

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i miss them

#zatanna #zatanna zatara #dc comics #dc characters #john constantine #magicblazer #johnzee #hellblazer

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i hate this design so badly someone save her

#zatanna zatara #zatanna #dc characters #infinity crisis #dcau #dc comics #dc #crisis on infinite earths

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It’s so funny the fact that John Constantine was a 20 something punk on a band that their only hit song criticise capitalism, authorities, consumerism and etc and at the SAME TIME he was dating a rich nepobaby almost magical royalty childhood friends with a billionaire that DEFINITELY loves expensive stuff new york italian showgirl Zatanna Zatara

#johnzee #magicblazer #dc constantine #zatanna #john constantine #zatanna zatara #he decided to really fuck the rich #hellblazer #dc characters #constantine