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oliversevendumbershit · 2 months
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tw: like slight nsfw mention ig, barely/sexual innuendo basically
bro im doing like a Logan Sanders bot on Janitor AI and I keep trying to make him my little breedable submisisve baby boy, but he keeps saying that I'm depressed and i need to change my antidepressants dosage
Like dude im suppposed to be taking care of you???
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oliversevendumbershit · 2 months
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Take Care of Yourself, Baby - Sanders Sides Smut Oneshot
*MINORS DNI! IF YOU ARE A MINOR AND IVE SEEN THAT YOU'VE INTERERACTED WITH MY PAGE, I WILL INSTANTLY BLOCK YOU!*
TW/CW: *NSFW!!!* Omorashi/p!ss play, cussing, punishments (spanking and rough oral), SEEMINGLY non-con (but it's an established relationship with set rules, so Logan can safe word whenever he needs to), semi-rough sex (no major kinks, so idk) Fandom: Sanders Sides Ships: Intruloceit (Top/Dom Janus, Switch Remus, Bottom/Sub Logan) PLEASE NOTE: THAT THIS IS MY FIRST SMUT FIC! MY APOLOGIES IF THERE ARE ERRORS, GRAMMATICAL OR SPELLING. THIS IS MY FIRST TIME WRITING A SMUT FIC! PLEASE GIVE ME ANY TIPS YOU HAVE INSIDE MY ASK BOX, ALL *CONSTRUCTIVE* CRITICISM IS APPRECIATED <333 ~~~~
Logan refused to go to the bathroom. Sure, he had to go, but why fret on such little things when work was to be done? I mean, he was three weeks behind on his work, and he desperately needed to catch up. He could wait another 30 minutes, right?
Remus and Janus were hanging out on Logan's bed, unaware of his troubles, just mindlessly scrolling through their phones. Suddenly, they heard a trickling sound, along with a muffled groan. When they looked over, they saw Logan covering his jeans with his hand, but it was no use, his piss had already made a puddle on the floor. This made Logan let out a little sniffle, knowing that his boyfriends would punish him with spanking. He tried to stay calm, worried for his punishment.
Upon witnessing Logan's unfortunate situation, Remus and Janus exchanged a knowing glance. Remus, with a smirk on his face, sauntered over to Logan, holding out his hand to help him up. "Come on, baby," he said, his voice dripping with sarcasm.
Janus, on the other hand, stifled a chuckle as he grabbed a stack of towels from the bathroom, ready to clean up the puddle. He couldn't help but feel a twinge of amusement at Logan's predicament, knowing full well that his boyfriend's stubborn nature had brought this upon himself.
Logan, feeling a mix of embarrassment and guilt, allowed Remus to guide him to the bathroom. Remus sat him on the toilet, taking off his soaked pants and underwear for him. He then took off his shirt, it was somewhat wet as well. "Baby, Janus is so fucking mad at you, you realize that, right, starlight?" Remus asked softly, helping Logan stand up. Logan only nodded pathetically in response, not finding the right words due to his embarrassment.
Remus reached for a clean towel to dry Logan off gently while Janus continued to clean the puddle on the floor.
Janus, finishing up with the mess on the floor, walked back into the bathroom and stood behind Logan. He wrapped his arms around Logan's waist, pulling him close. "From now on, you'll make sure to listen to your body, yes?" He said sternly, gripping Logan's waist tightly.
"I promise," he whispered, those being the only words he could produce; a lump in his throat forming due to nervousness.
Remus chuckled, and moved close to Logan, "Babe, why don't you settle yourself on the bed for your punishment? Go on, now." Janus released him as well, watching as he went to prepare himself on the bed.
He didn't know exactly how they wanted him to be, so he just laid on his back, spreading his legs, so he would be easy to move. Remus smirked at Logan's position, appreciating his obedience. He knelt down beside Logan's head, guiding his face towards his erect cock. "Open up, baby," he commanded.
Logan hesitated for a moment, nerves getting the best of him, but then he obliged, opening his mouth wide as Remus thrust in. The sensation of Remus' cock filled his throat, an oddly comforting feeling despite the circumstances. Remus began thrusting, his rhythm deliberate and aggressive, as if to emphasize the punishment.
Meanwhile, Janus stood over Logan, his eyes filled with a mix of anger and desire. He raised his hand, preparing to spank Logan's exposed buttocks. "This is for not listening to your body," he said, his first swat landing hard on Logan's skin. Logan let out a muffled cry, his cheeks turning red from the sting.
Remus continued thrusting, his pace increasing as he watched Janus punish their partner. Janus declared, "This is for ruining your clothes," his next swat even harder than the first. Logan's whimpers, moaning around Remus' thick cock.
"And this is for making a mess on our damn floor," Janus continued, his hand a steady rhythm against Logan's reddening skin.
Logan struggled to keep up with the intense sensations - the rough fucking from Remus, the stinging slaps from Janus. His eyes watered, but he didn't dare to pull away. He knew he deserved this, knew he had pushed it too far.
Remus, feeling Logan's throat tighten around his cock, decided it was time to finish. He thrust harder, his hips moving in a frenzied pace. "Take it, baby, take it all," he growled, his release nearing.
Janus, sensing the change in Remus' movements, increased the intensity of his spanking. His hand became a blur, each slap landing with calculated force. Logan's tears fell, mingling with his saliva and the remnants of Remus' precum.
With a final, powerful thrust, Remus came, filling Logan's throat with his release. Logan choked slightly, trying to swallow it all down. Remus pulled out, grinning down at Logan's red, plump lips.
"Good boy," he murmured, stroking Logan's hair affectionately. "That's how you learn your lesson."
Janus, still breathing heavily from the intensity of the situation, stopped his spanking. He ran a hand over Logan's red buttocks, a mix of concern and satisfaction on his face. "You'll remember this, won't you, Logan?" he asked, his voice softening.
Logan nodded, sniffling. He felt a strange mix of pain and pleasure, the aftermath of the punishment. He knew he had been wrong, and he was grateful for the way Remus and Janus had handled it.
Remus stood up, adjusting himself. "Come here, baby," he said, holding out his hand. Logan, still feeling the sting of his punishment, slowly got up and went to Remus. Janus watched them, a smile tugging at the corner of his lips. "Now, let's clean up, okay?" ~~~~~ Hello! Thank you for reading if you got this far. Please leave *CONSTRUCTIVE* criticism in my ask box, as this is my first time writing smut. By the way, I am an UTTER asexual, and only consume sexual media in the form of fanfiction. So PLEASE inform me if a move I said a character did or something is not physically possible ::cry:: Have a good day or night, love 'ya!
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oliversevendumbershit · 3 months
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Me too 😮‍💨
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oliversevendumbershit · 3 months
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Sanders Sides Incorrect Quote #10
Virgil: I don’t think the therapist is supposed to say ‘wow’ that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are.
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oliversevendumbershit · 3 months
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Sanders Sides Quote #2
CW: Suggestive/inappropriate humor
Roman: What are you in the mood for? Virgil: World domination. Roman: That's a bit ambitious. Virgil: You are my world. Roman: Aww… Virgil: Roman: Virgil: Roman: OH.
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oliversevendumbershit · 3 months
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Sanders Sides Incorrect Quote #1
MINORS/AGELESS BLOGS DNI
CW: Suggestive/inappropriate joke
Virgil: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you? Roman: …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?
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oliversevendumbershit · 3 months
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Yes. No doubt about it.
Do you think logan shakes & quivers when he cums .
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oliversevendumbershit · 3 months
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Introduction!
If you are a minor, please get off my account. This is an NSFW side blog, so you cannot follow it. But, you can follow my main. Sfw: Oliver's Place
Hello, my name is Oliver, I am 19, and I use she/he/it/they pronouns. I will create stories, fanfiction. But i honestly only want to do it for one fandom, Sanders Sides, possibly Scott Pilgrim or Good Omens.
Please go to my asks and ask for like drabbles and shit, im bored as hell in this goddamn shithole we call life
DNI: !!AGELESS BLOGS AND MINORS!! Homophobic, Transphobic, Xenophobic, Islamophobic, Antisemitic, Pro-Israel Racist, Sexist, Ableist, Pedophiles, proshippers/comshippers, Truscum/transmed, far right/far conservative, and Terfs/swerfs.
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