wildest dollarama experience today, my pal was looking at the nail polish and this random guy comes up and looks me in the eyes and says « purple! always purple »
so now i have purple nails
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horrid update: with very little warning i ended up getting my drivers license picture taken today and now the ratstache is gonna live forever :,)
finally gave into The Transmasculine Urge™️ to dye the peachfuzz on top of my lips black to match my hair and now i have the grimiest rat-like dirtstache but oh joyous day the euphoria
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finally gave into The Transmasculine Urge™️ to dye the peachfuzz on top of my lips black to match my hair and now i have the grimiest rat-like dirtstache but oh joyous day the euphoria
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make all the “you’re ace? ahah so you’re a plant” jokes you want but as an ace guy let me just say i feed off of sunlight like some photosynthesis shit so you’re not all that far off
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whenever im telling a story involving my deadname (not often), i use a completely different name.
i’ve got at least 3 people thinking my deadname was sarah, 4 who could swear it was denise, and a couple of stragglers who are convinced it was kelly, or lucinda, or abby, etc.
the best part is that if i ever do mess up and use my real deadname, nobody’s gonna believe it.
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pissing and sobbing rn i just realized the ear-worm i’ve been loudly humming all day was stacey’s mom
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i made a NOT PROFESSIONAL OR MEDICALLY APPROVED guide to how i do my stick and poke tattoos so here you go:
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i’m convinced that the whole “gay people only drink iced beverages” stereotype stems from us all being super hot 24/7
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who gives a shit about your zodiac sign, which rat are you
i’m vibing with 14 (morris costumes 27002 disgusting rat), and 6 (sewer rat lightweight mascot costume)
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so i was sitting on my roof talking to the crows (my neighbourhood was built in a rookery so half the cities crows come here at night, they know my face and follow me around) and i’m cawing and squawking like any self respecting person would do when my across the street neighbour runs out of his house and suddenly stops when he sees me.
him: “oh, thought you were a cool bird”
me: “nope ahah sorry, just me”
him: “oh, ok.”
and then he went back into his house
but it doesn’t end there
i went and kept cawing back at the crows (what else was i to do), and a couple minutes later the neighbours go and shut off all of their lights, all of them. the house just looks like one of those houses you’re taught to avoid on halloween. it wasn’t a power outage, it was only their house. and it was right after The Cool Bird Incident™️.
did i scare them? maybe a little.
do i still talk back to the crows? yeah.
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just called my friend so he could explain to me how to use a dishwasher and i still managed to mess up
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oh crap, i’m gonna be a super dysfunctional adult
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