Nina: Did you ever have like a pet run away and find it or anything?
Jesper: I had a lizard that I burnt.
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WHO NEEDS MIDDLE BITS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE ✨ 𝒔 𝒄 𝒆 𝒏 𝒆 𝒔 ✨
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Not me reading my own WIP and waiting to see what happens next as if i don't literally have to figure it out myself
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Alina: My stomach hurts.
Baghra: You're good, back in the day we didn't have stomachs.
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Aloy: Would anyone know any good vendors for professional-quality brass knuckles?
Varl: I know you’re serious, but you say the scariest shit sometimes.
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*At the police station*
Jesper: Hi, I’m here for Nina.
Police officer: Who’s Nina?
Jesper: Ah, you must be new.
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Inej: I have a question.
Nina: Shoot.
Inej: Is the S or C in scent silent?
Matthias: Fuck you, I’m going to be thinking about this all day.
Nina: Okay well, cent is pronounced the same way as scent so I’m gonna say the S is silent.
Inej: Okay, but sent is also spelled the same way.
Matthias: Google says that the C was added in the late seventeenth century, so I guess the S is silent.
Jesper: Plot twist, both the S and the C are silent and the E actually makes the sss sound.
Matthias: Jesper is not allowed to talk anymore.
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Kaz : But who gets which pencil?
Wylan: Since they're my things, I get the good one, Jesper gets the broken one and you don't get one because fuck you.
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Eren: Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this!
Mikasa: Apparently, we're not.
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