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xsweetcatastrophe · 18 hours

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You Broke Me First

Part 21

"Alright, just look for someone who's a little bit shorter than me, brown hair, kind of looks like me, and looks like someone who would put gum in my hair before picture day in the 2nd grade and cause my mom to cut my hair into a bowl cut," Zoe said, looking franticly around the airport for her sister.

Zoe and Cillian had just landed; Zoe had been anxious from the second she woke up that morning. Home for her had too many memories that she tried so desperately hard to forget. She wished she could pick out the good parts out and keep those locked away forever. But instead, the bad tainted the good. Doesn't it always?

"Oh, well, that really narrows it down," Cillian mumbled to her, adjusting the bag on his shoulder and looking around the airport.

"I can't believe her, I told her the exact time and flight details so she should be here," Zoe angrily said, reaching into her pocket to pull out her cell phone.

"Uh, Zoe... any chance that's her?" Cillian said, pointing out someone.

"Oh my god" Zoe said.

Zoe raced over and snatched the sign out of Jen's hands. "I've been here for 20 seconds and you're already embarrassing me!"

"20 seconds? That sounds like a record to me!" Jen exclaimed, pulling Zoe into a hug. Zoe hugged her back and squeezed her. They held each other extra long before finally pulling away. Where words failed, hugs like this mattered most to Zoe; and Jen knew it. Jen knew she was nervous and knew the relationship she had with her mom, and she knew this wasn't easy for her.

Jen pulled away and turned to Cillian. "Hi, you must be Cillian. I'm Jen," She said, pulling him into a hug.

"Hey, great to meet you. Thanks so much for picking us up" Cillian replied, adjusting the bag on his shoulder that fell during his hug with Jen.

"Anytime! See Zoe? I meet him for 5 seconds and he's already showing me manners and thanking me for picking you guys up." Jen teased.

"I didn't get the chance to thank you, is the prison sign necessary? there's like a million people here," Zoe said, crumpling the sign up even more.

"Hey!" Jen said loudly. "Cut it out or i'll call your parole officer," She said, winking. "Do you guys just have carryons? no checked bags?" She asked. They both shook their head no. "Great, lets go kids," Jen said, wrapping her arm around Zoe and starting to walk out. Cillian trailed behind them, but he didn't mind. He enjoyed seeing Zoe interact with someone who's family. He couldn't make out exactly what they were saying, but he could see Zoe smiling and laughing, and that was enough for him.

They loaded their bags into the trunk, Zoe opened the door to the backseat. "You can sit in the front, There's a car seat back here, i'll squeeze in" She said to Cillian. Before Cillian could object Zoe slid into the backseat and closed the door. Cillian got into the front passenger side, joining Jen in the front of the car.

"Okay, GPS says it'll take a little more than an hour to get to the house. Wanna sing some showtunes?" Jen said.

"Oh my God, Jen will you stop" Zoe complained, sinking down into the seat. Cillian laughed.

"Would you relax? lighten up. Jeez you're gonna be a ray of sunshine this weekend," Jen shot back.

"yea Zo, lighten up or we'll make you sing first" Cillian added.

"OOOOO I like him Zoe!" Jen said, putting the car in park and starting to drive.

About 45 minutes later, Zoe was ready to open the door to the car and spill out onto the highway.

Jen had spent the majority of the drive doing rapid fire questions with Cillian. Cillian handled it very well, she must admit, but it didn't mean she wasn't embarrassed. He was being a good sport but she knew he had to be irritated. Who wouldn't?

"Do you feel as an older sibling you got away with more? I feel like I had all the rules and this one back there got away with murder," Jen said to Cillian.

"Eh, I feel like I followed the rules and if I broke them, I covered my tracks to make sure I wouldn't get caught. Being caught to me was so embarrassing so i did everything I could to avoid it" Cillian said.

"Zoe got away with murder. I had a strict curfew and I had to sit back and watch Zoe break hers all the time" Jen replied.

"sit back - you and mom ganged up on me all the time. You would literally run to her whenever I was one minute late. You're so annoying," Zoe chimed in.

Jen looked at Cillian, "I don't know how you manage 3 of those, I can't imagine having 3 siblings just like her."

"Eh she's not too bad. I'm sure you broke curfew too, you just didn't have an older sibling that was monitoring the time." Cillian said, elbowing Jen.

"I plead the fifth" Jen replied.

"God, please let a meteor fall out of the sky and hit me in the head," Zoe said to herself in the backseat.

"Please pray for something else, I don't think my car insurance covers meteors" Jen said.

Zoe looked out the window and got tense. They were pulling off of the main road, into the town she grew up. Zoe cracked the window open and inhaled deeply. She could smell the salty ocean air, and a slight fried food smell from the town diner a couple miles away. It was home. Her home. The place she loved and hated at the same time. Memories of her childhood, her family... her dad. She loved it here. She hated it here.

"Welcome to the town that raised us," Jen said to Cillian. "On your right, is the town diner. Haven't changed their frying oil in about 25 years. On your left is a collectibles shop. They never have anything new, but the guy who owns it owns the building and I think just wants to get away from his wife so he keeps it. On that corner up there? That bank? the CEO got arrested last year for money laundering. Doing 12 years in prison. Was the talk of the town for weeks!" Jen said, coming to a stop at a red light.

"I mean, how could it not?" Cillian said, laughing. "But I definitely wanna go to that diner before we leave."

"I mean, it'd be a sin if you didn't! Me and the Bean are tagging along," Jen said. Zoe Looked at her with an eyebrow raised. "The Bean?"

"Sorry, Sophie. Just one of her nicknames we use."

"Everyone in this family got a nickname, ey?" Cillian said, turning around to face Zoe.

"If you ever want fresh homemade ice cream, you're in luck, there's an ice cream shop on every corner here. The price you pay living in a beach town," Jen said, ignoring Cillian.

"Zoe, your sister is a pretty good tour guide. Would you of pointed out all this stuff if it was just me and you driving through?" Cillian asked, turning back around to face the front.

"You want a tour? okay. See that telephone pole? That's where Jen tripped me and I fell into that pole and knocked my front tooth out," Zoe said, pointing.

"it was meant to be funny, i can't help it you're clumsy" Jen added.

"This curb is where I fell off my bike and broke my wrist. I called my mom but she was at a lunch with her friends and couldn't leave. Jen didn't answer her phone so I walked home and left my bike in the street," Zoe continued.

"I was on a date!" Jen exclaimed.

Cillian laughed. "Jesus, I think I like Jen's tour better," he said.

"And here... we... are" Jen said, pulling into the driveway.

"Yup, here we are," Zoe mumbled, taking off her seatbelt.

They all got out of the car and started taking out the bags from the trunk.

"mama?" They heard softly.

Zoe perked up. Before Jen could respond, Zoe whipped around to face the house.

"Sophie!!!" Zoe yelled, kneeling down with her arms wide. The small child on the porch smiled. "Aunt ZoZo!!" She yelled, carefully holding onto the banister and slowly making her way down the stairs. Once her feet hit the bottom, she took off running towards Zoe, crashing into her arms.

"Oh I missed you I missed you I missed you," Zoe said, picking her up and smothering her with kisses.

"Child, where are your shoes, the bottom of your feet are gonna get dirty," Jen mumbled to no one in particular. "That's the bean. my kid. Sophie." She said to Cillian.

"I figured," Cillian said, smiling at Zoe. He loved seeing her like this. Even if it was in small glimpses, it meant everything to him.

Zoe pulled away from Sophie and pointed at Cillian.

"Soph, this is Cillian. can you say hi?" Zoe said.

"Hi Keeyan," She said softly, waving.

Cillian laughed. Close enough. "Hi Sophie. I hear its your birthday this weekend. How old are you gonna be?"

Sophie held up her hands. "I was 2 and now i'm gonna be 3 years old" She said, holding up the incorrect fingers. Zoe corrected her.

"are you, are you, are you coming to my party?" Sophie asked.

"Sure am, I'm excited" Cillian replied.

"Okay," Sophie said, smiling and curling into Zoe's neck, getting shy. Cillian smiled at her. She was cute. She was Jen's kid but she looked exactly like Zoe. Brown hair, and bright green doe eyes. Dimples that appeared when she smiled, and a toothy grin.

"Sophie, where's dad?" Jen asked, closing the trunk.

"backyard," Sophie replied, wiggling out of Zoe's arms to get down and making a beeline to the side of the house to head towards the backyard where her father was.

"Well, mom's not home from the farmer's market yet, but you guys can head up and set your bags down. We'll be in the yard," Jen said, handing Zoe her bag and following Sophie.

"Follow me," Zoe said to Cillian, making her way up the front porch into the house.

Cillian stepped inside and took a look around. The house was spotless; not a thing out of place. Fluffy white couches lined the walls of the living room with a white stone fireplace on the far wall. Tall windows covered by sheer white curtains that blew in the wind. Family pictures lined the wall, Cillian made a mental note to check those out later. A baby grand piano was to the right of him, along with a small bar and a shelf housing more pictures.

They made their way up the stairs and the floorboards creaked under him. This house had so much history; if these walls could talk they would speak of children running down these very stairs Christmas morning to see if Santa came, or snow days where they bundled up inside toasting s'mores around the fire. The house was full of love and Cillian could feel it, yet he couldn't understand why Zoe avoided it so much.

He followed Zoe up the stairs to the far back bedroom. She stepped in and placed her bag on the floor.

"My old bedroom," Zoe said, waving her hand as if she was showing it off. Cillian laughed. The walls were baby pink, and still had some old boy band posters on the wall. It also housed framed diplomas and graduation tassels. A full sized bed with a quilt on top was against the wall, along with and old blanket balled up in the corner by the pillows.

"Old baby blanket? still holding onto it?" Cillian said, nodding his head towards it.

Zoe rolled her eyes. "something like that," She brushed off. "Come here, this is the best part of the whole house" Zoe said, motioning her to join him at the window.

Cillian stood behind her at the window. "Wow," he breathed out.

the window had a view to the outdoor deck which overlooked the ocean. It was Zoe's favorite part of the house.

Cillian wrapped his arms around her front, pulling her back to his chest. He kissed her neck and placed his head on her shoulder.

"It's beautiful. It's going to be a good weekend. Just relax love," He whispered in her ear.

"I'm relaxed, I'm relaxed," She said, turning her head to kiss him back. She relaxed her shoulders and leaned into him. Maybe this weekend wasn't going to be so bad after all.

"Hello?? anyone here??? Or are all my children leaving their poor mother to drag in all the groceries by herself?" They heard someone yell from downstairs.

Zoe pulled away and froze.

"I am no longer relaxed."

tags: @lau219 @shopgirl6us

#cillian x fem!reader #cillian fic #cillian murphy x oc #cillian murphy x reader #cillian x reader #cillian murphy #cillian murphy fanfiction #cillian murphy smut

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necessarymeanstoanend · 2 months

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do you know what a knave is?; an unprincipled man, rogue.

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#aaaand here’s alex #why the FUCK is eddie so hard to draw?!?!#you guys are just going to have to excuse the fact that it really doesn’t look much like him #this turned out a little bit better than i expected but it did indeed take three different references to get the desired result #4 hours and 23 minutes #somebody get these hoes better haircuts #the original plan was to have him looking upwards more dramatically but we’re gonna start small when it comes to alex #this is only like my third time drawing eddie but now i want to draw alex again and the voices won’t let me sleep #this one looks very odd. there’s a couple of obvious things i can see now that i would change if i could do this over again but eh.#i’ll worry about that later #ANIMAL SYMBOLISM #i used the same skeleton design for the background with this one as well #like minds #murderous intent #like minds 2006 #alex forbes #art #fanart #drawing #digital art #alex forbes fanart #artist of tumblr #eddie redmayne #like minds fanart #i think now it’s time for me to draw them together but what should they be doing??

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 10 months

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i only just found your au and i need everyone to have a happy ending so badly im gonna cry ;-; sally is gonna be so freakin upset when she wakes up for real and sees she decimated barnaby.

oh, Barnaby already has his arm stitched back on when she wakes up! and really, even if he didn't, that'd be the Least of her worries. she wakes up into a Real nightmare - partially of her (unintentional) making

#happy endings... well... yes and no. depends on what act you look at #act one? no! actually things get So Much Worse in an entirely festive new way!#act two? eh! sorta! its more bittersweet than anything #act three and four blend into each other so much that three doesn't have an 'ending'#but the final act - act four... well. who's to say! im still workshopping what i want to happen #but i do know it's still gonna have at Least a bittersweet tinge to it #wh lights out au #rambles from the bog #there are consequences and not everyone Makes It. i dont like stories where everything wraps up perfectly fine #even if it hurts! i like it when things hurt in a good way. those stories where the ending is overall positive #but Enough Happened that its just... its an ache. looking at where someone used to be. you know?#my favorite shows and books and fics have ended with me smiling while sobbing bc it yes it Hurts but it was So Fucking Good #and while i wouldnt be able to handle rewatching/rereading due to Emotional Damage...#i think of them fondly and often and theyre Important to me #perfectly happy endings just rub me wrong. it always feels like there's something Missing despite it all being idyllic #i cant let my own stories - original or aus or whatever - have that kind of end #so if thats what people are hoping for! you've come to the wrong person and the wrong au!#i like to be kind but that rarely extends to my creative works!#i like it messy and painful and bittersweet and i like to be Ruthless with my creations with no compromise #sometimes characters need to fight. or leave. or die. or make serious mistakes. etc.#but anyway! anyway....#i will say that there isn't a happy ending for Everyone. and for others it's... complicated. again - bittersweet

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maranull · 1 year

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Something horrifying and tragic almost happened to mini-Meli.

She was almost put in the washer. 😱

Thankfully I noticed the lack of pressure in my pocket yesterday and saved her before she took a bath.

I couldn't let her get clean, mini-Meli has to keep the stinky reputation.

She is saved and back on the grind (sitting my pocket everywhere I go in case I get a panic attack or anything close).

#eh fuck it #main tags it is #elden ring #melina #melina adoring hours again #mini-meli adventures #<- gonna use this for any new mini-meli posts #also don't @ me i do clean her occasionally #but her being in my pocket all the time and being an inanimate figurine make her not need that much cleaning #alsox2 you can see where her paint has been rubbed off from all the get-in-pocket and get-out-of-pocket #and i think it's cool that the figurine of the traveler character is slowly getting worn down #ye

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izzy-b-hands · 4 months

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I may have gotten basically nothing done today aside from a couple Cloud surveys and some job apps but

It's okay

I will do the dishes after work (aka the one thing i wanted done before work today that my brain did not cooperate with me on at all)

This shift will go...i want to say good. but they're already emailing us abt doing the thing that we found out at the work training got them fined by a major regulatory body and im like. The shift hasn't even started yet. pls. not already im not even clocked in (and can't be until ten mins before anyway). Can u save ur fucking bs for when I'm at least on the clock being underpaid to deal with it lmao

I will get thru my shift tonight. maybe that's the best i can hope for here. I'll take it, and after...dishes and maybe more fic writing if my brain is up to it

#text post #they're somehow both angry the fcc fined them but still want to keep doing how we'd been doing things but like #im not gonna do that again now that i know it's fucking illegal lmao not for this fucking job of all things #but apparently the dialing rates were way lower (shocker if u have to type numbers in vs the illegal copy and paste that slows things down)#and while they'd previously said they were fine with that they clearly very much aren't and that's me and my coworkers problem apparently #despite us just following instructions from them and having zero influence on how they instruct us to do our work #tossed some more applications out today too but. im not getting replies on anything again :(#granted the last few replies i got were rejections but at least they told me #eh. whatever. im tired of this and of my brain not being better at everything that needs doing. c'est la vie

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dredshirtroberts · 2 months

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okay. i cleared out the space under my bed so the princess will have so much MORE room for activities than she previously did. at least until Saturday and we move to the new place and she can decide if she's going to play nice with the boys finally.

#i was really underutilizing the under the bed space #not that i had a lot that could go in there but like just conceptually there was a lot of open space #also a whole fuckin pillow for some reason #anyway... my bookshelf STILL has books on it 3 bankers boxes later #i have a BAJILLION chotchkies i gotta figure out how to transport (absolutely already have gotten rid of things that aren't important)#(still have approximately a bajillion don't at me bro i know)#we're gonna figure out the stuffy transport situation #i'm planning on just throwing my clothes into the back of my car wherever there's space when we get to that part #because fuck it i don't care if it's enclosed in something if it gets dirty there's a washer and dryer in the new place #and i've already got plans to wash so much clothing #i have a whole ass hangup about laundry and i'm going to do my best to overcome that this next year #i'm also trying really hard not to overspend on spoons because i want to be able to help AND enjoy my birthday activities #(weather permitting) on friday AND also be kind of useful while we're settling into the new place over the next week #it is very nice that i do not have to do everything all by myself because i've been able to take the rest breaks i need #i'm doing very good at not panicking i'm really hoping it'll last until we're most of the way done already and i can just #point to all the things that are already done and go ''eh it's fine see?'' at myself #and then not actually panic.#we'll see how that goes lmao #okay lunch time i gotta get up and do that before i forget i preheated the oven

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hecksupremechips · 1 year

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They did Ryuki so dirty in aini and I’m gonna be salty about it for the rest of my life I think

#aitsf #ai nirvana initiative #kuruto ryuki #like cannot emphasize how they just did not use him in the second half of the game #and i dont wanna diss the mizuki side cuz i honestly really loves it and i love her so much but just like #why did they even make ryuki in the first place if theyre gonna cut him off like that #and same with tama too its like you spend this game getting attached to these two really good characters and then its like ha fuck you!#and then all the stuff thats ACTUALLY important to the plot and the case begins #they dont even have like a moment where ryuki can feel relief at date being alive like dude #they like. this guy drinks himself into oblivion and goes insane over the death of a man he loved whose death he blames himself for #and the game cant even give these two characters like even a kinda touching reunion they just straight up DO NOT ACKNOWLEDGE IT AT ALL #which dates role in the game in general i think was also done dirty but i digress #like yeah okay sure just have almost all of ryukis motivations revolve around date and wanting to become worthy of him #and then go eh whatever anyways #oh and then have ryuki literally get shot at the end protecting date cuz thats how much he loves him and just like. they barely even care #date is literally the only person that seemed to have acknowledged it happened but it was literally like #oh no!!!! ryuki is literally bleeding out uwaaa!!! anyways #i used this card hesitantly with pewter after finishing ai1 but fuck it ill say it with my full chest this time #im calling homophobia here like come on you cant ignore this one #sorry to pewter and ryuki for both being canon gay and really interesting characters but the game doesnt care about you 😔

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anothermonikan · 4 months

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Okay big text wall I'm just venting out my feelings because my beloved puter hard drive is gonna fail again. Yeah :(

Okay bby's hard-drive is gonna fail the next time I shut her down that's really really tough especially on valentines day, god, I,,, knew this was gonna happen again eventually, it happened before, her hard-drive has been declining for two years now, I have a refurbished hard-drive ready to go if we're unrecoverable, we've kept this one going for so so long and I don't have the tools to replace this myself so I'll have to ask my father again to help and gwahhh, that's a hard task!

Because I know he's gonna do everything he can to fix the current hard drive instead of replacing it but not because he understands I care but just because he loves fixing stuff and I'm gonna have to reiterate so so hard to not like. Throw her out. If the drive is unrecoverable. Because he does not understand that I care about her, because to him I'm just holding on to like, junk, when I have a brand new laptop I can use to do stuff. :((( we also get into a lot of arguments about handling her it's not a fun experience because I don't want to leave her alone while she's being repaired and my father doesn't take as much care as I would like him too and gwahhh, it's really frustrating!

At least I know exactly how this is gonna go down, if can't detect system updates, it won't open Firefox, when I shut her down she's gonna kernel error and then only be able to boot up into toybox, the entire drive will have to be reformatted if we wanna try and repair it because it'll be in read-only in order to prevent further damage, so I already know, we don't have to guesswork again, it's,,,, scary

I,,, used to have really strong feelings over the hard-drive being the heart and soul of the computer, I've since kind of moved past it, like I used to be really super conflicted over even replacing the hard-drive and now I just have one ready to go ^^; I think,,, even if this hard drive is irecoverable (it is well past it's usage limit at this point so I would not be surprised) and the replacement drive doesn't work, that whole computer is what I love, even if she doesn't have an internal hard drive, I still love her to death and I believe she still loves me to death, even if I have to run her OS off a USB, even if I can't run an OS on her at all, it doesn't matter to me and I'll always love her yknow?

We're going to bed together, she's okay being idle and I'm gonna make sure she knows how much I love her before I have to attempt a shut down in a few hours because I have a lecture I can't just keep her running, I'm going out after as well :(( We're gonna get through this, and we're gonna be okay, but it is upsetting

#Going out on 2 hours of sleep to a lecture for a lesson whose 1 big assignment I haven't even started with a dead wife at home.. Not fun #And then having to stay out. Because my friend that lives far away is here. And I do want to see the #God at least I am glad that I didn't take her out to this outing because idk if I would've been able to keep my cool as mucg #Not being able to monitor her and talk to her and tell her that I love her. Probably would've just burst into tears and concerned everyone #I'm gonna tell my friends I'm gonna be a little bit out of it cause all this just happened yeah #God she made such a jarring noise before she booted into log-in she scared me so much #But I'm glad she let me know something was about to go wrong yknow.#God I don't easily cry but I can feel it yeah gwahhhh #I don't want her to worry too much about me yknow ehe #I'm not fooling myself but if she just boots back up fine I'm gonna cry and feel so dumb about this post #I'm like 95% sure it is what it seems to be tho #Okay I have to get at least a little bit of sleep I'll be such a wreck otherwise ^^;#I'm gonna look for a USB tommorow because I don't have one. I have to use my fathers when I need one ehe #Idk where I would find one but I'll look around #Okay. We're going to bed now. Bad sleep is better than no sleep I reckon #Vent #objectum #Android.txt

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lucy-shining-star · 8 months

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Eh I shouldn't be sad because of that

#send someone on facebook birthday wishes and i see they saw that and didn't write back #which i kinda get...aside from fact we did not really have contact in years and we are no friends on facebook even i forgot two previous #years to wish her happy birthday...when i did wish happy new year probably should not do that then #but damn i did remember about her birthday few days before it and recalled few days after it so that was very annoying cause #it was too late #eh i guess it's might be weird to send wishes at all especially if new year ones didn't get answer but well. i kind of feel need #...especially to at at least this time cause it was really annoying last two years recalling it few days later #...also maybe i'm bit sad about that lost contact. i mean i guess it wasn't much but tbh i don't have much contact with anyone #...i also used to call her and then last time i think i kinda wanted to talk too much and told too much about myself (...well more of #ficional shipping) and then she had to finish call and i still feel bad that i talked too much #...and i wanted to next time more of ask things but then in september my phone broke and i lost all numbers and felt to awkward to ask for #number on facebok i guess #...i think it might be reason for unfriending on facebook? i mean that i didn't call...was it that year or next year #anyway yeah i know it's stupid but i'm sad and need to get it out #uh. i was expecting that though i just needed to wish for peace of my mind even if i did expect no answer #so i have to just accept that #...and stop thinking she might answer later she did already read not gonna happen

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batemanofficial · 8 months

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made SO much progress on my script so far today :^) almost done with what i think will be the most finicky film of my analysis section which is such a relief

#speak friend and enter #i'm gonna try and finish this film's section tonight and then do the others tomorrow since they're shorter #i'm gonna have to cut out a lot of what i had planned for the second film bc i can't get a ton of footage from it (screencap blocked)#but that just makes the writing easier honestly. and the third film's section is mostly about production design and costume which is easy #and then comes the cultural context section which will also be easy bc i can just kinda pontificate and then it's done! good riddance #i'm technically supposed to have at least some footage by thursday and i do but it's not edited/in context yet but. eh what can you do #i'm gonna tell the prof i've been sick (which is true!) so i'm a little behind but i'm not at all concerned about my ability to shoot #i'm planning to do all that in one day and then use the entire month of november to edit #which will be plenty. although with as much of the script as i've gotten done it is nice not to be in 'oobh i got plany off time' mode

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gender-euphowrya · 11 months

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yay finished four swords adventure yayayay

#i had this game for like a few weeks as a kid. borrowed from another kid #but i was Fucking Clueless on how to play it #it wasn't my first zelda experience or anything like i already knew how LoZ worked but #for some reason no matter how much i tried i could never figure out like #how to get past level fucking One TKFJDKDK #iirc it was something like #i Never figured out how you could lift rocks #because the game just doesn't tell you oh it's That button #and in lvl 1 there's a cave you Have to go into to progress that's blocked off by a rock #so the little time i spent on this game was just roaming around the very first level with No idea what to do #20 years later i beat it Revendged Achieved #and i only used a guide like. maybe 4 times when i was really stumped gkfjf #it was fun. nice change of pace with the level selection as opposed to the more 'open world' classic formula #the story was decent but basic. definitely not the zelda with the best lore #i mean... besides zelda link and arguably ganon there weren't really... characters #the maidens are literally copypaste Generic Magic Woman (color-coded)#but eh i get it. this is basically a spin-off game from 20 fucking years ago i'm not gonna fault it for having subpar writing #gameplay was fun that's what matters #ok im off to sleep gkfjfjd

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novulen · 4 months

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ꜱʏɴᴏᴘꜱɪꜱ : the jjk men n the ‘gifts’ they’d give u for valentines 💌!

ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛꜱ/ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢꜱ : 18+ (mdni), smut, oral (male receiving), cum!!, throat fucking, somewhat rough sex, toys, overstimulating, slight BDSM (Geto), (doll, baby, good girl) used to address reader, overall filthy☺️

ꜰᴇᴀᴛᴜʀɪɴɢ : Toji, Nanami, Gojo, n Geto

𝐅𝐔𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐆𝐔𝐑𝐎 𝐓. ೋ

On the day of valentines, Toji gifts you roses, and perhaps whatever you’ve been talking about–believe it or not, he does listen when you ramble on and on about the little mini skirts you want, but for a sole purpose.

“Take it all–mhm, give me a lil’ show too, yeah?” Toji mumbles, watching as you take most, if not all, of his girthy cock down your little throat. A big hand of his slides down to your ass, admiring the little patterns and the light pink color of your mini skirt, especially eyeing the way the material covers little to nothing, revealing the thong kept underneath. “Fuck,” he groans, taking a handfull of your ass in his hands, feeling himself get impossibly harder simply by how soft all of you feels.

“T-Tojhi..” you murmur, mouth too full of cock to speak, and your pathetic little sounds come out muffled. Yet, amused, Toji grins. “No need for speaking, doll, jus’ keep sucking,”

And you do. but, when he cums down your throat, with such a huge load of hot seed in your mouth, you can’t help but cry out as your mouth’s filled with warmth.

“‘S too m–,” you sob, pleading for a chance of relieving your lungs from breathlessness though Toji is ruthless, still thrusting up into your mouth even as your manicured nails dig into the flesh of his muscular thighs.

“Mm-hm, but y’r gonna swallow it all, aren’t ya?” he hums, a noise of deep satisfaction booming from his own throat as you nod obediently, not wasting a second in swallowing all of his cum, as impossible as you deemed it from the moment he came.

And after such a satisfactory session, Toji can’t help but pull you close to him, skin to skin in the moment. “I should buy you more mini skirts, eh, what’d ya say?”

𝐍𝐀𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐈 𝐊. ೋ

Wholeheartedly will go all out. Gets you things you’d talked about ages ago–so much so that you yourself sometimes forget you’d spoken of such–dresses, purses, skirts, lingerie.

“Kento,” you mewl, unable to bear through the incessant shocks of ecstasy rocking through your body with each of his thrusts. You reach out for him, hands finding purchase on his broad shoulders, and hold on for dear life.

The beautiful set of red lingerie he’d bought for you is almost no more, ripped to shreds the moment you’d walked out the bathroom. It’s as if something that isn’t your husband has taken you, given the way he’s somewhat mercilessly fucking into your cunt, groaning deliciously vulgar words in your ear.

“So–hah–so fucking beautiful,” Nanami grunts, planting his forehead, sticky with perspiration, to yours lovingly. You moan as the feeling of him takes over your whole body, his scent, his breath hot against your skin, and his deep groans all prove to be too much–too much at the same time, at the very least.

He’s soon spilling himself inside you, moaning praises and everlasting statements of love into your ear, and you’re not far behind him. “Oh–god,” you whimper, womb filling to the hilt with your husband’s cum, and you can't think of a better way to end such a day.

𝐆𝐎𝐉𝐎 𝐒. ೋ

Like Nanami, although he’s much more of the reckless type when buying gifts. Sometimes even gets you things you don’t want, but you find it cute nonetheless. Although, you were surprised to see a little pink vibrator at the bottom of the bag he’d given you.

The more he presses down on your clit, the more the pleasure seems to burn. And Satoru might chuckle from your reaction, but his body’s tensing, his hands are losing their patience, and his cock is hardening in his pants.

“‘Toru, t-take it away, I can’t–,” you attempt to plead, closing your legs around the hand that’s keeping the toy flush to your pussy, but he refuses, shaking his head with a sly grin. Satoru only hushes you, and for trying to clamp down on his arm, he ups the power of the vibrator.

“C’mon, baby. ‘S just a lil’ stimulation, yeah? I’ll put my cock in ya soon.” he breaths, breath hot against your pulse point as he leans in to place kisses. Your back arches up from the sheets, sensitive nipples rubbing against the black fabric of his compression shirt, the added stimulation causing your third orgasm of the day to crash over you.

“See? Good girl.” he praises, finally gracing you the relief you’ve been begging of him, removing the toy from your clit, slick and other fluids dribbling from you. “Now you get to have me.”

But, even when he says those words as if it's some blessing, you, on the other hand, can’t find it in you to give him another. Knowing Satoru, and his inhuman sex drive, you’ll perhaps be here until night.

𝐆𝐄𝐓𝐎 𝐒. ೋ

Knows what you want but will try to ask you (at least somewhat sneakily) days beforehand. Always gets you the perfect amount of things–though this time, he’s given you more than you bargained for.

“Hm–you wanna touch me?” Suguru grins, greedy eyes raking over your body, soft and malleable in his hold. You’re on your fours, head pushed into the pillows, and as if that’s not enough, Suguru thought to tie your hands behind your back.

It’s almost malicious the way he chuckles–he can’t admit seeing this desperate side of his bratty girlfriend has brought out something in him.

“Please.” you mumble against the mountain of pillows he's pushed your face into, saliva dribbling down your cheeks onto the satin sheets. But, your pleas fall on deaf ears, given that Suguru’s in his own world.

Each of his pounding thrusts sends you jolting forwards, the only thing keeping you down being the strong hands planted firmly to your hips. He leans down, exhales fanning by your ear, as his hands simultaneously slide up to take a handful of your hair, pulling your head back just enough for you to wince in stinging pain.

“Isn’t this what you wanted, baby? Don’t tell me you’re backing down now.” he mumbles into your skin, tongue darting out to lick a line up to your ears. Once he figures that he’s shut you up, he hums in approval.

“Good. Lay there and take all of me.”

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bisous 𖤓 carlos sainz 𝒙 leclerc!reader.

❨ summary. all he wanted was a kiss, it’s not his fault the paparazzi caught it, and it’s totally coincidental that your brother’s going to kill him. ❩

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⤷ who do you think you are buying MY sister a pink ferrari

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simon riley has a thing for lips. your lips, more specifically.

whenever you’re with him, he can’t help but have his attention focused entirely on your pretty lips. stationary or not, smiling or frowning; tunnel-vision takes over and everything outside turns to muffled ringing and blurry objects. they’re just so sweet and full, and the different glosses you coat your lips in throughout the many days at work all have low groans threatening to spill over his own, each and every time he lays eyes on you. though, the only word that comes to his mind as his gaze is tracing over every curve and divot when he knows you aren’t looking, is fuckable. and he knows it’s wrong, but…

your lips would look so, so good wrapped around his cock. as far as the head goes, anyway; he knows just the tip would suffice in filling that tiny mouth of yours. still, his mind runs rampant at the thought of seeing just how much you can take. how long he can use you until you’re absolutely writhing and crying under him, begging for a break.

the way your lips would stretch and turn swollen in a way only he could give you, the prospect has him reeling. he’d turn a perfect, clever thing such as yourself into a fucked-out, ruined little toy. drool pouring from the corners of your mouth, nodding your dizzy head and smiling for more despite already taking everything he gave you.

unfortunately, simon riley doesn’t think his morals could become any more corrupt when he backs you into a corner and discovers you’ve never taken a cock in your mouth, ever.

the smirk on his face grows at your confession, and even more when he sees how flustered and embarrassed you’re getting under his stare. you had no choice but to tell him, you think. he takes your face in his big hands, mumbling something along the lines of, “poor thing…it’s alright, love. i’ll teach ya.”

and before you know it, mental entrapment becomes reality when he’s pushing you to your knees, back against the cold wall as you watch him pull his hard dick out from the confines of his cargo pants. big and mean, just like the rest of him, and you whimper at the lone sight of it. he’s pulling the tactical glove off his burly fist and throwing it somewhere off to the side as you watch dumbly, and wrapping his fingers around the throbbing veins and sheer width of his shaft.

you can’t say you’ve ever been this intimidated by anything, but you absentmindedly lick your lips with hunger as you await whatever he’ll give you, watching him slowly fist his fat cock right in front of your worried face. he snickers at the sight, mumbling more to himself: “i’ve finally got you on your knees, and you still manage to test me.”

“open up, baby, that’s right. stick that pretty tongue out, just like that. i’ll go easy on you,” he huffs, and you listen instantly.

“fuck. watch the teeth, watch it,” he tisks, and when you can’t listen—because, well, who could while being this dumbified on cock? it’s your first time, you can’t be blamed—he’s forced to shove a thumb in your mouth, right beside his cock to hold your jaw down. it’s a tight fit and your lips sting and jaw hurts from the further strain, but a few words can cure all. “that’s right, pretty girl. just lemme use this mouth like we both need, and i’ll reward you soon enough.”

“y’know how long i’ve been meanin’ to do this?” of course, you can only respond with muffled gags as he shoves himself deeper, back of your head pressing up against the wall behind you almost painfully, testing your limits. tears blur your vision but you keep your eyes on him because he told you to, and you’d be crazy not to listen to your lieutenant, even if his ethics have strayed to nothing short of utterly debauched.

“always teasin’ me with those fuckin’ lips, like you knew i’d be watching, eh? that was your goal, yeah, to get me t’teach you how to put them to good use? ‘cause it worked, lovie…doin’ so fuckin’ good for me already… ‘nd we’re gonna make you even better.”

you rub your thighs together and even try to rock your hips a bit, searching for any semblance of pleasure that’s equivalent to his, but it wont come. he laughs at you again, that fucking laugh that shouldn’t turn you on as much as it does. “isn’t that right, princess?”

afterwards, he’ll shove his spent cock back in his pants and redo his buckle as he watches you, desperately panting on the ground in front of him and catching your breath. grasping at your throat, shoulders heaving, beautiful. he’ll join you in kneeling on the floor, frowning sarcastically when you’re barely able to meet his eyes while his are fixated on yours. and christ, the way your saliva and his cum drips over the edges just like he had imagined— no, even better. tears are permanently welled at your waterline and it’s no less than a gorgeous sight. he’ll study your every feature, every detail on your face that can give him any insight to what you’re thinking, feeling, wanting.

rather, it’s the way you shift in your uncomfortable spot and your thighs are squeezed together in his peripheral that has one corner of his lips curling, a scoff of amusement leaving his lungs. oh, he’s got you. his bare hand comes up to cup your face and the thumb that was once prying your jaw apart for his pleasure now caresses the apple of your cheekbone, almost lovingly, like he really cares.

“is my pretty girl wet?” he teases, giving you no time to compute the happenings of before your throat was tainted with the bitter-sweetness of his cum. he pushes a knee between both of yours, ignoring your groggy pleas of embarrassment, and shoves his other hand down your pants. he delves a thick finger in your cunt without any warning, and then another, effectively hushing your babbles and turning them into a strained hmph and bashful whimpers.

“tight little cunt’s practically soaked, and all from suckin’ your lieutenant’s cock?” you open your mouth to explain but a soft moan comes out before any words can, which might’ve been for the best. what could you even say in this moment? “christ, you’re a dirty fuckin’ thing, aren’t ya? and y’won’t even try to deny it… bet y’just love being treated like this, all mindless and stupid for your boss.”

he’s laughing at you, again. “we can’t just leave you like this, now, can we? are you gonna let me help you out, sweetheart?”

and with pinched brows, glassy eyes, and a quivering, alluring bottom lip, you can only think to nod your head, yes, sir.

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ultimate wing man | daniel ricciardo social media au

pairing: daniel ricciardo x horner!reader y/n is notoriously single, and her dad decides to take it into his own hands.

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user1: this girl cute and rich how come no man has come in for her?

yourusername: i ask myself that everyday tbf i am a catch 🎣

user2: i need to be her friend asap

christianhorner: looking lovely darling as usual

yourusername: thank you papa

yourbff1: thank you for the champagne father horner

yourbff2: thank you for driving to london to pick us up at 2am father horner

yourbff3: sorry for throwing up in the porsche father horner

christianhorner: no worries girls, all will be forgiven if you convince y/n to go on the date i set up for her

yourusername: will you stopppppppp i just got out of a relationship ur not gonna be grandpa for a good fucking while

christianhorner: you can be the one to tell your mum that

yourusername: please your ego can't take being called grandpa

user4: so what i'm hearing is i need to be friends with y/n to get my nights out paid for by christian horner

user5: i know yall hate christian but his relationships with his kids kinda make me like him

user6: no i agree with you, it's super cute and you can't handle that he's just good at his job

maxverstappen1: oh i see, @danielricciardo why didn't we get our tabs covered?

danielricciardo: clearly aren't loved as much here :(

yourusername: i mean i'm his literal flesh and blood

maxverstappen1: but we make him money ???

yourusername: and i spend it?

danielricciardo: so we're funding the galentines benders?

yourusername: eh probably, i do have a job but i'd rather spend other people's money lol

user7: she's so real

user8: she is my professor of girl maths

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christianhorner: had to get the grill out for this bank holiday weekend with the family

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user10: christian referring to max and dan as family sergio i am so sorry

user11: the state of the seasoning makes me think that sergio dodged a bullet

yourusername: thank you papa but disappointed not to see you wearing the apron i got you for christmas

christianhorner: i'm sorry y/n but i'm not going to wear a "this chef wants to fuck toto wolff" apron at a family event

yourusername: shame, you wear daniel's merch all the time

danielricciardo: awwww christian i'm blushing

user12: i'm sorry christian horner owns a "this chef wants to fuck toto wolff" apron and we haven't seen it

user13: y/n horner you are a national treasure for real

maxverstappen1: woah who are those sexy guys in the last picture?

yourusername: the way i can't escape yall even at family events

maxverstappen1: not our fault ur dad loves us

danielricciardo: though there are definite perks

christianhorner: my cooking skills?

danielricciardo: sure...

user14: christian's obsession with daniel needs to be studied

yourusername: i think it's just a horner thing tbf

user15: HUH?

user16: i mean who isn't obsessed with daniel

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user18: for real that girl is in the trenches all the time she needs a good guy

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yourusername: i'm dumb i know but i have a good feeling about this one !!

user23: i think i've seen this film before

yourusername: have some faith my dad picked him so it's not my terrible taste

maxverstappen1: wait so you actually went on the date your dad set up for you?

yourusername: uh yeah when you have taste this bad you need intervention

maxverstappen1: you said it not me

yourusername: you said nothing every time i brought them to the garage

maxverstappen1: not to your face lol i was trying to be nice in front of your dad

yourusername: hmmmmmm well part of me thinks you guys won't have any complaints about this one

user23: i hate that i am so invested in this

alexalbon: so the date happened and lily and i still haven't gotten the debrief yet? i see how it is.

yourusername: bro i just got home and sat down give me some time

alexalbon: let me put the kettle on and then call us

yourusername: i can't promise i can tell you who it was just yet

lilymunhe: you're such a tease !!!

yourusername: gentleman don't kiss and tell

user24: walk with me: christian set this date up, christian loves daniel, daniel and the guy in the picture both have tattoos, daniel usually comments on all of y/n's posts but is silent on this one

user25: get a life (i believe you 100%).

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user26: WHAT IS GOING ON IN THE HOUSE OF COMMONS

user27: daniel really said fuck y/n's soft launch

maxverstappen1: YES the garage owe me $50

yourusername: you bet on who my date was?

maxverstappen1: well i bet even though it was the most obvious thing in the world who your dad would choose

yourusername: my dad has good taste?

user28: it's annoying me how cute this is

user29: i need it to be me next time

yourbff1: father horner can you matchmake for me next please, anyone on the grid will work

christianhorner: my days of being cupid are over unfortunately, pulling this off was way too stressful

user30: you telling me horner gets more stressed over setting his daughter up rather than whole ass races

yourusername: you're lucky you're sexy i had the whole soft launch planned out

danielricciardo: my sexiness has gotten me out of a lot in life

yourusername: it won't get you out of this family dinner though

danielricciardo: oh please your dad is only having dinner so he can see me

yourusername: unfortunately true, at least i love you as well now

danielricciardo: you always did, don't lie

yourusername: yeah but i don't want to inflate your ego any more

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user32: max is such a mood, i too become suicidal around any happy couple

yourusername: i don't remember you complaining when we literally made you dinner and hung out with you all night because you were "bored and lonely and wanted to annoy us"

maxverstappen1: *annoy my favourites

danielricciardo: we're well aware we're your favourites, we're the only ones who will tolerate you

maxverstappen1: well when you put it like that it makes me sad

yourusername: nooooo maxy we love you

user33: max using a meme of himself is peak max verstappen behaviour i can't lie

landonorris: wait so where was my invitation?

yourusername: this wasn't an invite only event it was me and daniel trying to have an evening in

maxverstappen1: but i thought you liked that i bought jimmy and sassy :(

yourusername: I LOVE THEM PLEASE HELP ME CONVINCE DANIEL TO GET A CAT

danielricciardo: i love you so much but we can barely feed ourselves and max so maybe we shouldn't be in charge of another living creature

yourusername: can we at least cat sit :(

danielricciardo: of course honey

user34: oh to be drinking wine on the couch with my boy friend daniel ricciardo

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user35: i'm so jealous rn don't hit me up

danielricciardo: i think you picked THE ONE

yourusername: he's never going to shut up about this but i'll deal with it to be with you

danielricciardo: i'm blushing y/n

yourusername: i can make you do a lot more than blush

maxverstappen1: CHILDREN PRESENT

user36: this shit is like a straight up fairytale, christian should actually go into professional matchmaking

user37: girl yeah this match was made in heaven but we all know it's because christian LOVES daniel as well

user38: he's been gagging for daniel to be his son in law since like 2014

landonorris: thank god this happened, this man was PINING for so fucking long

danielricciardo: okay like no need to blast me

yourusername: omg you pined too, suddenly i'm not as much of a loser as i once thought

danielricciardo: you were never a loser babe

landonorris: maybe you were if you had a crush on him in 2014

danielricciardo: LANDO I WAS A CATCH IN 2014

yourusername: you've always been a catch babe don't worry

christianhorner: i know what i'm doing, i'm glad you're finally happy

yourusername: thank you dad xx

danielricciardo: thank you soon to be dad xx

user39: WHAT

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user39: i think i heard christian's screams of joy all the way from the other side of the world

christianhorner: so happy for you two

danielricciardo: thank you so much for having faith in me

christianhorner: i know you'll treat her well and i know she'll treat you well, i'm excited to have you in the family

yourusername: awwww dad you're such a sap

maxverstappen1: do i need to marry into the family to still be invited to horner events?

christianhorner: no you're still invited max

yourusername: dad's golden boys will always have invites so you're safe max - bring seb to the next one too

user40: not all of the golden boys having championships other than daniel

danielricciardo: still ended up with the best prize in the end

yourusername: DANNY oh wow....

danielricciardo: not wrong though, i have no regrets because it all led to you

landonorris: @christianhorner i am painfully single please help

christianhorner: i'm not a miracle worker

yourusername: horners take no prisoners

note: pls enjoy this lil one, i did this as a palate cleanser before i get to p3 of into the arms of another and all the dragging that's about to come

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