#;aww ghost did you help too?

[lilmcttens]

👻 Ghost just scratching up the rugs and carpets with her claws! 

#(ic) #;Aww Ghost did you help too? #bad cat!

[frogchiro]

🐙 here!

👀 me making my own plot in my head for a/b/o cod.

imagine being the only omega on the team, except no one knows. and honestly? it wasn’t that hard to hide it in the first place.

always wear scent blockers. mild pills help, but having a lotion to rub on scent glands? makes you practically scentless.

act competitive when necessary, and back down when you know your losses are going to be big.

be caring. make Simon tea in the morning and a small breakfast for those who don’t consume just caffeine in the morning. soap likes to deny his liking for sweets, but make him waffles or cinnamon rolls and he’s on his knees immediately.

smile and be sweet. have happy little conversations with gaz about his latest interests. about the latest conspiracy about the Illuminati or his favorite game he played as a kid.

but not docile. docile is earned through respect. alphas have to earn the right to see you so submissive and pliant.

give Simon small smiles and chuff and play wrestle with soap and Gaz. late nights with price and paperwork. cooking warm meals after long missions.

the only reason anyone began to suspect something wrong was when you got sick.

headcanon that any omega and alpha will begin to give off pheromones when they get sick. it’s a little call out to the pack that you’re sick and you need to be babied and taken care of.

not even the suppressants and the salve can mask the smell of sick omega. It starts with a small twinge. a faintly sour scent that makes soaps nose twitch.

they can barely smell it. but they can see something is wrong from the way you look. bags under your eyes, a slightly ghastly appearance.

the way you move is a big give away. slow and sluggish.

finally it gets to a point where everyone can smell there’s a sick omega somewhere… but where?

in which case price has to wake you up because you were late to training. he was annoyed. a little peeved that you had the audacity to kiss when he had warned you last time not to be late.

last time you were late because you overslept. so this time the captain was going to give you something to startle your day into.

A soured scent fills his nose. telling him that there’s a sick omega and…

sick mate sick mate sick mate protect protect protect

provide provide provide pro-

gosh. price can’t get the sight out of his head. of you tucked so cutely into a small nest of military grade blankets and two pillows. your body radiating heat as you’d nuzzle closer into the pillow you’re holding against your face.

his inner alpha chuffs at such a sweet and docile omega.

maybe having a sick day would be alright… especially with your pack to take care of you.

hello octopus! welcome back! and aww, the boys taking care of their poor sick omega :(( they'd be quite distressed I imagine!

They are the alphas, the providers and protectors and yet it completely slipped under their nose that not only you're sick but also a whole omega too?? Unbelievable >:(

The second they realize your secondary gender and that you're not healthy it sends them into quite a frenzy; they're suddenly overcome with bubbling hormones and instincts they most probably never felt before.

It also means much to them than you could imagine. You being a omega, a sick omega, letting yourself be all vulnerable and open with a pack of alphas? It means you feel comfortable and safe with them, enough to show them your soft and docile side :((

Be ready to be fussed over like crazy, especially by Gaz and Soap, together with you they're the youngest pack members and when they first saw you curled up in your small makeshift nest, stinking up the space with sick unhappy hormones and burning to the touch these poor babies genuinely thought you were dying :<

Luckily Price and Ghost were there to correct them before they could barrel into your nest and nudge you awake; you were sick not dead and the last thing you needed were two hot headed young alphas on you.

When you woke up you were sluggish and slow; the cold did its job and made everything fuzzy when you woke up until you started to regain your senses and noticed that you were no longer cooped up in your tiny room with a few military-issued blankets and hard pillows but in a real big bed filled with blankets, pillows, sweaters and other things that smelled of certain familiar alphas; safe and warm. Judging by the overwhelming smell of the room alone you guessed you were in Price's room, a nice musky and woody smell, undeniably masculine and alpha.

You were still alone so you decided to just go back to sleep and try to sleep of the cold. With a rumbling purr you slowly fell asleep once again, maybe sick days and being the pack's omega wasn't such a bad thing?

#love them #cod x reader #simon ghost riley x reader #simon riley x reader #john price x reader #soap mactavish x reader #gaz x reader #simon riley #john price #johnny soap mactavish #kyle gaz garrick

[wrestlingwithlife]

COD Incorrect Quotes With Our Lovely Y/n

Warning gets a little spicy towards the end ;)

Price: Well, should I be worried?

Y/n: Not yet.

Price:

Y/n:

*loud explosion*

Y/n: Now you can worry

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Y/n: No, I don't want to talk about physics! I don't know anything about the laws of physics because they are hard and boring. I simply would like them to behave in a way that is most convenient to ME and MY LIFE! Is that really asking too much?

Gaz: Yes, as a matter of fact, it is!

Y/n: Well, guess what? Science is stupid bullshit!!

Gaz: You take that back!!!

Y/n: No. Magic is awesome. Science blows. The end.

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Y/n: What are you doing here?

Soap: I could ask you the same question.

Y/n: I live here. This is my room.

Soap: I should probably ask you a different question.

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Y/n: I just heard Ghost call the dog a “fucking liar” because he barked like someone was at the door and no one was there.

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Price: I am going to need you to swear-

Y/n: Fuck.

Price:

Price: ...swear as in promise.

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Price: *shatters a window and climbs through it*

Price: *turns around and helps Y/n through it* Breaking and entering is wrong Y/n

Y/n: Okay.

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Ghost: You read my diary?

Y/n: At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

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Y/n: I like your new pants!

Price: Thanks, they were 50% off!

Y/n: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks*

Price: The store can’t just give away clothes for free.

Y/n: Thats’s… not what I meant.

Price: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Y/n.

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Y/n: The real treasure was the memories we made along the way.

Graves: I almost died.

Y/n: That... was my favorite memory.

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Soap: You look good in that hoodie.

Y/n: You know where else I'd look good?

Soap, zero hesitation: My bed.

Y/n, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?

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Ghost: This bloodline ends with me.

Y/n: That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say "I'm gay".

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Y/n: Gaz, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right?

Gaz, naked in Y/n's bed: No, I absolutely do not.

Y/n, already taking off his clothes: Fuck... Me neither.

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Price: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you?

Y/n: …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?

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Y/n: Well, Ghost and I finally did it!

The rest of the squad: *gasps, shocked expressions, etc.*

Y/n: That's right... We kissed!

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Y/n: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?

Gaz: Nope, there's 26.

Y/n: Ah, I must have forgotten U, R, A, Q, T.

Gaz: Aww, that's cute, but you're still missing one.

Y/n: You'll get the D later ;).

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Y/n: What are you in the mood for?

Ghost: World domination.

Y/n: That's a bit ambitious.

Ghost: You are my world.

Y/n: Aww...

Ghost:

Y/n:

Ghost:

Y/n: OH.

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Price: Know why I called you in here?

Y/n: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic.

Price: *Stops pouring two glasses of wine.* Accidentally?

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Soap: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.

Y/n: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one?

Soap: Seize the dick.

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Hopefully these helped quench you guy’s hunger whilst I work on my next post.

- Author~Chan out ✌️

#cod modern warfare #cod price #captain john price #cod x y/n #cod x reader #task force 141 x male reader #task force 141 #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #cod gaz #incorrect quotes

[diejager]

Hello hellooooooo

I hope you are doing great !!

(I was waiting patiently for your requests to be open again lmao)

So, my brain was just thinking of something for monster!141 and I just need to share it somewhere 😵‍💫

As you may know, penguins' love language is giving pebbles to their loved ones

Penguin hybrid!Hunter just giving monster!141 pebbles and little rocks to show them that they love them 🥹

Alright, I'll go back to my knitting now BYE

*gets out by the window with a parachute*

Pebbles Cw: weird courting, tell me if I missed any.

You didn’t have any noticeable differences to a human, having the appearance of any human with a some quirky and funny behavioural traits that all of them enjoyed. You had your moments of oddity, but you didn’t seem that far from a human, having no tail, ear or horns, your skin as smooth and soft as any. They dropped their suspicions of you being a hybrid, a monster or even an inter dimensional creature of some unknown source.

And somehow, they find small trinkets - small, round pebbles picked out of a bunch to be perfectly rounded, smooth edges and glistening under the light, and sticks, long and robust, but small enough to sneak into the base without being caught - placed in the areas they often found themselves frequenting.

Price would find a cluster of pebbles on his desk, arranged neatly in a ring, a curious little thing that he shrugged off, putting them away for the time he’d be able to catch the culprit red handed in the act. Price chucked it up to being Soap and Gaz pulling a prank on him, an unsuspecting and benign trick for a little laugh between them, he didn’t bother with it too much.

Ghost found his small collection of sticks and rock on the books he liked to read, placed near the corner of his desk in his office, the arrangement was neither crude nor clean, it was a chaotic abstraction that he didn’t understand.He didn’t know what to make of it, no one would be brave enough - stupid enough - to pull something like this on him and on his stuff without knowing the risks they put themselves in.

Soap and Gaz had a few placed that belonged to them alone, like their rooms or their locker in the armoury, small areas that everyone knew was theirs. Gaz was the first of the two to find flowers and pebbles in the top compartment of his locker, picked with utmost care to keep the petal from bending. Soap found his collection of sticks and flowers stitched in a pretty crown placed around the collar of his vest, a little present full of romance and adoration. Both of them couldn’t help but find this weird act endearing.

Until Price saw you rush out of his office, a sweet, love-filled smile plastered on your face as if you’d been given the miracle of your life. If he pushed the thought farther, he could almost see a little tail wagging behind you, oh so overzealous and overjoyed with something you did. Peaked by it, he looked into his room and caught the bright petals of a daisy gently placed in the middle of a wreath of stick. He looked at it with a renewed aww and curiosity, feeling your affection roll of your intricate design, made and catered to him as if you’d made each and every single one of his boys a little courting gift-

It was an instinctual courting behaviour seen in monsters and hybrids alike. It stopped him in his tracks, causing him to question himself and your file, he’d been sure that you were human through and through, holding not a single ounce of monster blood in your veins, you’d done tests. Tests, he had to remind himself that these tests were - despite being physical and DNA tests - noted down if the recipient had any traits deemed worthwhile, something useful in the minds of a battle or in a dogfight.

That would give reason to some missing holes in your file, the little things that made you so charmingly you in every aspect was missing from your papers, reserved for people who came to know you. It warmed his heart, to see you so comfortable with them that you ended up forging such strong, emotional connections that you started giving them gifts. He’d have to take it up with the other boys, tell them what he just found out: your little, courting gifts, your hybrid roots that they could explore and your lovable smile when you’d successfully given your gift, and see where they would go from there.

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[phantoms-world-and-more]

Danny after a reveal gone wrong, is dropped into the DC universe by clockwork to "recover and let loose"

He learned that because this universe is swarming with heros it dosent reeeaaallly need protection

So for the first 2 months danny juat relaxes, using his connection with the ghosts and shades of gothem to get himself a pretty good appartment with a fair amount of free time amd cash

What he wasent expecting was for the ghosts of residential obsessed billionaire bruceie wayne's parents, thomas and martha, to ask him to protect bruce

Danny thinks it over and decided, 'fuck it, how much work could it be, besides i need to protect someone anyway'

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Danny was contemplating walking up and punching batman in the face

Turns out the obsessed billionaire, is a parinoid creepy emotionally constipated vigilante

It was 3 weeks into protecting thomas and Martha's "little boy" and danny was already sick of it, and of bruce, the comious amounts of time danny spent knocking out goons was ridiculous, let alone and amount of times he needed to help out the robins

And how the fuck did he raise them, the little one is so violent he could rival the way his parents talked about ghosts

It was after mid afternoon, after danny day job and he's waiting for the sun to go down to keep mr.dark and brooding safe

It was then that another shade plopped itself on his lap, this one specifically had been following him for the last few days

It was 10 minutes later that the little shade gave him an idea, an amazing idea of how to make protecting the dumb fuck that was bruce wayne MUCH more fun, danny looked at the sun and he knew he had time

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He got black cargo pants, a black tank top, a labcoat that he dyed toxic green, a white gas mask, one of those belts construction people wear to hold tools and stuff, combat boots, white gloves and a crap ton of scrap metal, househole appliances and a tool box

He spent the next 5 hours constructing little gadgets, remaking the fenton-thermos-model human and preparing for a night out.

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Danny was set

In his labcoat was the hand held stuff

:extra tools, retractable boe staff, smoke bombs, mini fire works, trackers

In his cargo pants he had the more heave hitters: the guns he designed, more smoke bonbs, lipstick lazers, wire

But his belt was his favourite: the now human souping thermos, a harly quinn inspired mallet and the ectoplasm grenades,

Tonights going to be fun

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Batman saw alot of things, lately things have been too easy, he got hit less, goons attacks hurt less and sometimes his rouge took too long to atrack ofter breaking out of arkham

It had set him on edge

Even his kids said things seemed easer, so he's not paranoid

Tonight however gave him many more questions

During the usual fight with riddler, a kid slightly younger than tim, wearing a gas mask, dropped from the roof like the spawn of satan, dropped smoke bombs, then the sounds of violence accured

when bruce could see again, all the goons were strung up on wire upsidedown

The riddler was tied to a chair which was hanging by one leg over a vat of...something with a smile drawn on his face and his eyes blindfolded

When he looked up the labcoat wearing kid was holding a mallet and a grenade of some kind

:awww dont worry, none of them will die, I'm like you in that sence, i dont kill people...howeverrr messing with them is fair game

Batman tried to stare him down but that made the kid laugh

:aww that wont work B, besides if i wanted to hurt you I'd of done it in the last 3 weeks

So this was why things were easer

With one last laugh the kid dropped the bomb and Lazarus filled Bruce's sights

#danny phantom #fic prompt #daily prompt #danny fenton #dc x dp #dp x dc #funny #batman #dc #thomas wayne #martha wayne #they ask danny for help #danny gets dropped off into another universe #bad parents jack and maddie this time #danny is a chaos gremlin #danny is a gremlin #smart danny #based on supervillain danny #jasons going to love danny #batman not so much #the riddler #it takes a crap tone of ectoplasm to get ecto-contaminated #hence the ecto-grenade has been born #the fenton thermos can suck up humans #danny said "soup time for everyone #dannytakes insperation from harley

[maximotts]

♱ 𝖑𝖊𝖘𝖘𝖔𝖓𝖘 𝖎𝖓 𝖍𝖊𝖉𝖔𝖓𝖎𝖘𝖒 ♱

♱ 𝖐𝖎𝖓𝖐𝖙𝖔𝖇𝖊𝖗 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟑: priest's daughter!Wanda Maximoff

I missed writing her and since it's been a year since @furys-eyepatch dropped this wonderful idea in my ask box, it felt right to start October off with one of my favorite squishies!

confessions of wanda maximoff AU. kinktober masterlist. 18+ only, minors dni. you don't need to add community labels, I've put adequate warnings below. wc: 3.9k. cw: innocent!Wanda/constantly horny!r. sex in a church. fingering. fucking from behind. strap-on use. begging. semi-public sex (no one is around). everything you shouldn't be doing in a place of worship. r thinks saying vulgar things to wanda and seeing her blush is peak entertainment.

“This is kinda the last place I want to be on Halloween, Wands..”

Wanda looked over her shoulder for the sole purpose of giving you an eye roll before continuing to tug you along through the back of the church. “I’m only picking up something for my dad, it’ll just take a second. I did say you could wait outside!”

“And hang around out there by myself? No way, it’s almost dark and there’s a cemetery!” You’d been sidetracked on the way to Natasha’s party, a texted errand from Wanda’s dad bringing you to his office in search of the large bags of candy he forgot to bring home with him. You didn’t mind honestly, the older man was always so kind it was hard to resist any of his requests— much like his daughter, the girl currently standing in front of you grinning.

She cooed at you in the confines of her father’s office, rubbing your cheeks while you swat at her hands. “Aww, are you afraid of ghosts? How cute..”

“Stop it, Wanda!” You scoffed, brushing her off and crossing your arms. So what if you were a little superstitious, who wasn’t? And you certainly didn’t need to let Wanda know; she’d hold it over you like she’d won the lottery. “Just hurry up so we can get out of here…”

Wanda kissed you quickly, soft and placating; an apology for teasing. She always saw you as someone fearless, it was nice to see a concept as harmless as ghosts rattle you. “Don’t worry, I won’t let anything get us. If it makes you feel better, I’ve never seen anything creepy and Pietro and I used to spend tons of time here when we were kids.” 

Trailing off as she went about searching, you leant back against the wall with a pout, opting to watch Wanda while you waited. She had yet to change into her costume, insisting it be strictly for the party, but part of you theorized it was just to keep her outfit from her dad. Instead, her bunny costume lay folded up in the backseat of your car and her dress remained on, teasing you a little more each time she bent over. 

With the cooler weather, Wanda added tights to her wardrobe rotation, sheer black nylon hugging every curve from her ankles to her hips. You didn’t know what it was, but something about them left you drooling whenever you thought about the extra layer on your girlfriend for too long. In the past few weeks, you found yourself running your hands over her legs whenever she was close enough, often ending up playfully chided when you eventually grew too grabby during your shared lectures. But now, alone together with Wanda bent so far over the large wooden desk that you could catch just the barest hint of her underwear, you found it terribly hard to control your urge to grab her.

Hesitation gave Wanda enough time to shoot upright, victorious with heavy plastic bags in her tight grasp, “Candy acquired!” 

She made her way back over to you by the door, pressing her lips to the corner of your mouth as she passed, “Now let's get out of here before some big bad ghostie bothers you.” 

“I don’t think any ghosts want to be anywhere near us right now…” Try as you might, you couldn’t help yourself, eyes glued to Wanda’s backside as she led you back through the dark corridors behind the sanctuary. These weren’t proper thoughts right now, especially here, but it was Halloween… what better day to do something a little sacreligious.

“And why is that-” The end of her sentence was punctuated with a surprised oof, the shock of being shoved sideways into the wall cutting her short. Strong hands gripped her hips, balling the bottom half of her dress in your fists as you buried your nose into her long, dark hair. Instinct begged her to let the moan caught in her throat loose, but someone had to be level-headed here… or at least try to be. “What do you think you’re doing?”

“I could ask you the same question, wearing this dress with no shorts and showing off.” You palmed her ass while she wiggled, sandwiched helplessly between you and the carved wood. Maybe you’d hoped that a simple bit of groping would satisfy whatever just took over, but it’d been wishful thinking; the more you touched, the more you wanted. “Did you know every time you bend over I can see your underwear? It’s not very nice to tease like that.”

“I-I didn’t know…” Wanda’s head was spinning, your sudden turn of mood rendering her flustered. Having never thought of herself in much of a sexual way, today’s lack of shorts was more of convenience rather than to tease. No matter how far she got from being a virgin, the intricacies of attraction and desire remained partially lost to her, always forgetting not only were you insatiable at times, but you wanted her. “I didn’t mean to, I’m sorry!” 

“No need to apologize, Wands, I’m not mad.” The last thing you wanted was to embed shame to how your girlfriend decided to dress; if anything, the uncharacteristic choice made the surprise more enticing. 

She shivered as you nibbled the shell of her ear, trembling more every second your hands continued roaming, exploring, groping her so shamelessly. “But you can make it up to me by letting me touch you.”

“We’re in a church…” Even so, it was just the two of you in the building, a fact confirmed by one quick glance out into the main room through one of the wall’s cutouts. All alone in the quiet, sacred space. Wanda knew she should protest harder, the mere idea should’ve been off putting, but it wasn’t. Nor was it the first time this scenario crossed her mind.

You’d be lying if you said the setting didn’t turn you on that much more and if Wanda’s shudder as you palmed over her covered sex was any indication, she wasn’t completely put off. Curious fingers poked and prodded, pressing against her in earnest until Wanda was gasping. “Why not? No one would know and it’d be fun.” 

You could practically hear the cogs in Wanda’s brain turning, working overdrive to come up with some answer where she could do the ‘right’ thing and keep those all too good sensations flowing from between her legs. “Maybe in the car?”

She’d expected the proposition to sound more convincing than it was, your contemplative hum against the nape of her neck showing Wanda she probably hadn’t swayed you either. Enticing as the car might’ve been in the past, it wasn’t what she yearned for right now. If you led her out, she’d follow and most definitely enjoy herself, but she’d think about this and what it could’ve been until this very rare opportunity presented itself again, if ever.

“Oh, but I want you right here, sweetheart. What if someone drives by and sees you outside? You know I like to keep you all to myself.” Wanda didn’t stop the hand sliding past the top of her stockings, fingers stretching the thin fabric in search of her panties— the second your fingertips grazed the embroidered cotton you groaned. 

Occasionally you caught her wearing the days of the week underwear she’d splurged on from some online boutique shop, something she bought with the mindset that no one would ever see them, but oh how wrong she was. Initially embarrassed for you to catch her wearing them, she was so relieved when you’d written it off as just another precious thing to love about her. 

“How are you always so pretty, babygirl? Makes it so hard to keep my hands off you,” Two inches further down, you discovered the beginnings of a wet spot, Wanda’s body giving her away despite her meekly suggested location change. “Especially when you get wet so easily. It’s my job to take care of that, being a good girlfriend and all.”

“I can’t help it,” she breathed out, trying to keep her breathing even for as long as possible. It was true, Wanda often found her thighs pressed together after a few touches or too long of a kiss; a fact she only recently discovered upon dating you. 

“I know, poor thing, let me fix it.” With your free hand holding the front of her dress, fingers splayed over her stomach, you held your girlfriend still as you moved the last barrier aside, sliding through her already slick folds as shamelessly as you would if you were in the privacy of your apartment back at home, laser focused on watching the girl in your arms go limp. 

The physical embodiment of a devil on her shoulder as you nudged her sweater out of the way, Wanda couldn’t possibly deny either of you further; the longer you waited, the higher the chance that someone else would wander in. Her cheeks burned red hot, unable to tell how much was from being manhandled mere feet behind the altar or the humiliation of how badly she wanted you to continue. “Please…”

“Please what, Wanda? Take you to the car?” Circling her clit almost did her in, knees buckling, hall echoing with the sound of the bags falling from Wanda’s hand to the floor. You let up and she whined pitifully, hips bucking in search for more of the fleeting pleasure. But if you were doing this, you needed your favorite part: her confirmation. “Use your words and I’ll give you whatever you want, baby.”

“Take me, right here…” She was nearly dizzy with need as she spoke, but the struggle was so worth it once your fingers began working her purposely now, promptly rewarding her acceptance. It was all too easy to forget any lingering worries and focus on her rapidly building orgasm, head and hands falling forward to brace herself as you slid two fingers into her. “Oh god, yes-”

You tutted mockingly, grinning into the crook of her sweet-smelling neck. “Now you know that’s not proper language for where we are. Mind your manners.” 

It was terribly hypocritical considering how lewdly you were stretching her open on your digits, letting her drip down your palm. You could pretty much count on her making a mess, but no matter how familiar of a sensation, it was all you could do not to fall to your knees and see for yourself; Wanda was the only person you’d ever felt so inclined to worship. “You feel so good on my fingers, sweet thing. I wish you could feel how tight you’re squeezing them.”

The poor thing did her best to keep up, but you were so fast, so determined to watch her walls come down in the place she should be doing the exact opposite… The most she could do was moan out her pleasure, heavenly music to your ears. “Can I cum? I’m so close-!”

“Go on, I want to feel you.” Wanda finished with a cry, muffled into her arm, still too afraid to be loud no matter how alone you might be. She shivered and shook, thighs trapping your hand in place as she rode out her orgasm. Even from behind Wanda was a sight, long hair falling over her shoulders as she tossed, hands clamoring for purchase anywhere on the wall she’d never look at the same way again. 

Satisfied with your work, thought she’d be done and more than ready to get out of here, but to your surprise, her hand grabbed your wrist before you could pull out. “What’s wrong, Wanda?”

“Nothing, it’s just..” Wanda couldn’t believe what she was about to say, but it’d be a terrible missed opportunity if she didn’t ask. Rubbing her backside against your front confirmed what she’d felt for a few seconds before, the telltale bulge in your pants providing Wanda the perfect setup to make one of her deepest fantasies a reality. She’d gone this far; what was a little more for the whole way. That’s what she kept repeating to validate this next want. “Do you think we could maybe, um..”

“Maybe what?” Her actions only gave you an inkling into what Wanda was hinting at, but surely she couldn’t be thinking what you thought she was. 

When it came to risky scenarios, you were constantly on the propositioning end, finding creative ways to present your new ideas for Wanda’s approval. What you’d just gotten away with was a giant push of luck, never in your wildest dreams did you ever imagine she’d ask for it. “The rules are you use your words. You have to say it.”

Of course you wouldn’t let her off easy, not when both of you were on the precipice of doing something so scandalous. She appreciated how dedicated you were to her enthusiastic consent, but if she thought about what she was asking too hard, she feared she might fizzle into nothingness. “I was thinking if you were up for it, we might go again?”

“Yeah? With my fingers?” You goaded her with a slow curl of your long digits, guiding her back until you could easily grind your clothed strap on against her, the sharpest squeak bubbling from Wanda’s chest. As you moved this time, you were slow, too slow, knowing as nice as it was, it wasn’t what she needed. Not when she remembered how mouthwateringly full she was a few days ago when you’d last had her in your lap.

“N-No,” Wanda shook her head, mousy and bashful. Her one advantage was facing away from you, fully aware she’d never have the courage to speak up that way unless you forced it out of her. “I meant with your strap…”

The words felt heavy on her tongue, as if someone else said them; anyone but the person she knew herself to be. But you heard them in her sweet, sheepish voice and something feral inside you snapped. You tore away from her unceremoniously, only for a second, just long enough to bend her a little farther, slapping Wanda’s ass once. 

“Fuck, I wish I could keep you here all night, just to see what else I can get a naughty girl like you to tell me what they’ve been dreaming up.” Ignoring her shout, you ripped a hole in her stockings, tearing wide enough that you could play with her from behind, shallowly dipping your fingertips into the hole you’d so cruelly left empty. 

“You’re all I want,” Neck straining over her shoulder to catch glimpses of you undoing your pants, Wanda’s eyes grew wide at the sight of the thick dildo set on your hips, only fluttering closed as you nestled the toy between her thighs, sliding it back and forth in an effort to wet it for Wanda’s comfort. Eager as you were, this one was bigger than she’d taken before and you’d never forgive yourself if you caused her any pain. “Hurry up before someone comes in..”

“Look at you, so impatient,” The tip teased Wanda awfully, drawing low moaned out pleas that were much too pretty to deprive yourself of so quickly. It wasn’t long until her wetness coated your strap, slick and ready for her as soon as you were ready to deliver. “Does my sweet girl want me to fill her up with my cock? Would that make you happy?”

“Mhm..so happy..” Something about being fucked left Wanda’s brain so.. empty, always coaxing her into a blissful relaxation. She supposed it had something to do with not only touch, but your words, sneakily dumbing her down until her only thoughts rested on you and when you’d give her what she waited for. 

Being taken in church was an idea she only allowed to appear in her deepest dreams, shaming herself afterwards for even daring to create such a thought. If anyone was going to give it to her now, it had to be you and to her credit, you’d started this. But logistics were way too much for Wanda to think about presently and, in a mission to make this impromptu sex as good for her as it already was for you, clearing her of any fears was your highest priority. “All I want to do is make you happy, Wanda.”

She knew that was true from the very first time you’d told her, those words only ever given with the most sincere honesty. Combined with the gentle patterns you drew over the sensitive skin of her lower tummy, Wanda let herself be lulled, trusting you to take care of her in the vulnerable state she so loved to fall into. 

“Spread your legs for me a little, just like that…” Everyone would be wondering where you were soon, Wanda’s father waiting on his Halloween candy delivery and Natasha for the drinks she asked you to get, but for this, for her? You’d say screw it all without hesitation to take your time and make this happen however she pictured. “Now beg. Confess to me, little church mouse.”

As you pushed the tip in and stopped, Wanda erupted into a fit of pitiful noises, fighting against your hold to feel that ever lusted after stretch, but you were stronger than her and wouldn’t budge. Being made to beg was equal parts hot and degrading; unfortunately you’d come to love to hear it, discovered it turned her on to do it, and now demanded it whenever the chance presented itself. “I need your cock, need you to fuck me.. please please!”

“There’s my good girl,” With one long push, you filled her completely, overwhelming the needy girl in all the best ways. You gave her just enough time to adjust, rutting into her tight pussy hard and fast as soon as possible. If she was wet before, Wanda was absolutely drenched now, making it all too easy to fuck into her as deep as you dared. “You look so pretty all fucked out, Wanda, begging to be fucked just outside of your dad’s office.. in a church, no less..”

“I.. I didn’t…” She truly hadn’t meant for any of this to happen, but she certainly hadn’t objected too heavily either, especially not to this. Each time your hips met Wanda thought she was done for, that coil in the pit of her stomach tighter than she could ever remember it being. Her entire body felt like a livewire, every touch you provided almost stinging. As soon as you found her neglected clit, Wanda was panting, chest heaving in the small, restricted space between her and the wall. 

She devolved into an incoherent mess, pathetic and helpless noises echoing throughout the otherwise silent halls. In a selfish act, you covered Wanda’s mouth, cementing the impossible to ignore wet sounds coming from your girlfriend to memory. “Do you hear how wet you are for me, baby? I would’ve fucked you earlier if I knew you needed me this much.”

Your teasing was too much for Wanda to bear; your crude words, being forced to listen to how aroused she was. Part of her still chalked this up to some insanely vivid dream. The moment your fingertips slid past her lips Wanda was sucking on them, albeit sloppy and lazily, reflecting how little focus she had as your strap hit her at the perfect angle. She was losing it fast, muscles threatening to give out the closer her second orgasm came. “P-Please, can I-”

“Of course you can. Poor thing, you just need to cum so badly,” Wanda’s pulse raced under your lips, but you kissed her there so sweetly it nearly felt like a joke. Below, your hips moved at a torturous pace, quick and brutal in time with the circles you rubbed into her almost too sensitive bud. If you could just see her come apart one more time- “Cum for me, I’ve got you.”

Wanda’s jaw fell open, spit covered fingers giving her slight reprieve while she bucked and twisted wildly, only managing to stay upright with the help of your strong arms. Fucking her through it all quickly became more for your pleasure, bottoming out to let you grind your own clit against the back of the toy at the join of your hips, clinging to Wanda’s trembling form as you came with a groan into the back of her hair. “I would’ve helped…”

“Trust me, you did more than enough,” you mumbled, nibbling the shell of her ear as you caught your breath. You’d never given much thought to the joys of a joint orgasm until Wanda, finding something special in sharing your highs. Always one to prove how useful she could be, Wanda loved being allowed to touch you, to see how good she could make you feel before you reached your end, but this time she was in no state to do so nor did you need it; watching her was more than you would’ve ever asked for. “You did such a good job, I’m so proud of you.”

Wanda wanted to say something back, couldn’t remember if she’d actually spoken out loud or not, but also couldn’t focus hard enough to think that deeply at the moment. She felt like she spent an eternity there, swimming in some cloud high above the church while your touches turned gentle, stroking over her hips and stomach until Wanda finally started to settle down. 

Thankfully the church remained empty so you let her take her time, holding Wanda steady while you pulled out. Careful as you were, she still whimpered, body worn out and tired, “Shh, you’re okay, pretty girl.”

Turning around let Wanda slump against your front as you leaned into the wall, green eyes hazy and heavy. She drew you into an almost sleepy set of kisses, thanking you with sticky, lip gloss smudge marks along your jaw… until she remembered exactly where she was. “Oh my god, I can’t believe we just did that.. We have to get out of here now!” 

Fumbling terribly, your girlfriend snatched the fallen candy bags from the floor in one hand and your arm in the other, dragging you as fast as her strength would let her. “Be careful, Wanda, or you’ll trip!” 

“I’m fine, just open the car!” She didn’t know if she should be mortified or terrified, praying to every power in the universe no one ever found out about this. Wanda’d never sped out of church in such a flurry, as if the quicker she moved, the longer she could escape the anxiety gaining on her. 

Unfortunately for her, you had no such issues and her inner turmoil only made you laugh. “Don’t forget you liked it. I’m pretty sure you were the one begging loudest-”

“You made me!” To you, Wanda would deny her enjoyment for a while and she’d never think of doing it again, but as silence settled in the car and you turned your attention to the road, she struggled to keep still and not squirm too obviously as she replayed your Halloween havoc.

#if you saw this a few minutes ago no you didn't #wanda maximoff x reader #wanda maximoff x f!reader #wanda maximoff smut #kinktober fics #maximotts kinktober #motts writes.

[xo-cod]

aww your bodyguard!simon au reminds me of enemies to lovers its so cute!! 🥺

aww baby, it definitely would be! 😙 he would hate to be around all the popstar things you do, he doesn't understand it and he doesn't care for it.

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"so fuckin' stupid" he muttered, practically glaring under his balaclava at everyone around him. but especially at you. it's almost comical. ghost was a behemoth of a man, standing tall and proud at 6'4 and weighing at around 250 lbs. but one look from you and he could feel himself shatter beneath your gaze. your eyes on him making him feel exposed, vulnerable almost.

god, he hated you. your terrible attitude, horrible humour, the little miss know it all, the popstar princess bullshit. he hated you with every fibre of his body

you hated him, his arrogant cocky personality paired with his sarcasm. his silent and brooding at everything you did, his judging gaze constantly looking at you as if you've committed the biggest crime. you hated him with every fibre of your body.

and yet ghost learnt, the line between hate and love was a very thin line indeed.

despite how much he denies over and over, there's a tenderness when he looks at you. even with his frown, even with his harsh words, there's a flicker of emotion that runs through his brown eyes. it's only for a second but even for him, that's a second too long.

late at night when he's alone and relieved of his bodyguard duties, when the buzz of the songs and the chatter of the fans come to a silence, he dares himself to allow to dream. he hates how most of them revolve around you now. his breath shutters when they take a turn, his hand snaking down his abdomen and to his weeping cock for attention. he doesn't usually let himself have this pleasure but god, he can't help himself with you.

dreaming especially of the pretty sounds you would make when he pushes his aching cock between your slick folds, how beautiful you'd look splayed out across the bed as he took his sweet time learning every single thing about your body. what made you whine and arch, what made you whimper and moan. how you'd react with every sloppy thrust, how you'd clench around him with every movement of his hips

and it only served to infuriate him further when he knows he could never have you that way

•••

he's so emotionally constipated and he wonders why everyone is scared of him :")

#asks #simon riley #simon riley x reader #bodyguard!simon x reader #bodyguard!ghost

[under-the-dirt]

I came back for some Christmas stuff. How would the boys react if reader got this for them? (It's $700 at Kohls)

ok this one’s gonna b a bit dif but we’re doing 141 + könig (i don’t understand y ppl b bootyfaces and replace gazzypoo w könig!) lmaooo plus that dino is so fucking cute im in love omghgjgjejssj

pairing: tf141 + könig x gn!reader

tags: fluff!!!! <333 i intended this to be read as if ur dating them and living w them UNDER 13 DNI YOU WILL BE BOILED!!

When you saw the giant dinosaur stuffy at the store, (with a little santa hat!!!), you knew it’d be the perfect gift for your favorite boy!! So, naturally, you bought it and surprised him with it Christmas morning!!

-Price-

Oh how adorable you were. Surprising him with a massive dinosaur stuffed animal, with a little santa hat! You looked so excited, big, wide grin on your face as you sat beside him, stuffed animal beside you.

“And how much was this, sweetheart?” He asks, looking over at you with a smirk.

“You don’t ask how much a gift cost!!”

“Alright then. What should we name him?”

“Hm… John!!” You giggle.

“After me?”

“Of course!!” You squeal, laughing softly. “Do you like it?”

“I love anything from you, darling,” He responds, opening his arm for a hug, which you quickly oblige. Albeit not without tugging the dinosaur down between you both.

-Simon “Ghost” Riley-

”You like it, Sisi?” You giggle, looking up at him with excited, happy eyes.

He glances at you with a smirk and love in his eyes at your adorable, albeit shit-eating grin.

“A dinosaur?” He teases with a chuckle.

“Yes!!” You giggle, pushing it towards him.

“Don’t you think you have enough stuffed animals?”

“Noo!! It’s for you!” You whine, bouncing on the bed.

“You’re too cute, love,” He chuckles, pulling you in and kissing your forehead. You were truly adorable, how did he end up with such a sweet darling?

-John “Soap” Mactavish-

He had no doubt that waking up with you by his side was the best part of his day, but today you were already awake, sitting on your knees beside him with a giant grin on your face. Looking up, he saw a very large dinosaur stuffed animal with a santa hat.

“Oh, what’s this hen?” He coos, sitting up onto his elbows.

“It’s a dinosaur! For you!!”

“Oh, fer me?” He chuckles.

“Yup!” You giggle. God you were adorable. He couldn’t resist just pulling you in for a kiss. You giggled as you braced your hands on his bare chest to kiss him gently, before pulling up and pushing the dinosaur onto him and making smooching noises.

“Hmm.. I much prefer you,” Johnny chuckles, pulling you back to his chest.

-Kyle “Gaz” Garrick-

He loved seeing you, his sweet girl, each morning. Today was a real treat, as you were already awake, a massive grin on your face as you sat next to a huge dinosaur plush with a santa hat.

“How cute,” He chuckles, sitting up with a smile. “For me?”

“Yup!!”

“Aww.. An’ what are we namin’ ‘im?” He asks with a warm smile, making you pause and think.

“Kyle!!” You giggle, crawling over to him and laying down in the crook of his arm. “You like it?”

“I love it, baby,” He smiles, gently kissing the top of your head. “You’re such a sweetheart.”

-König-

You were always so adorable, especially now so as you sat beside him with a large dinosaur plush, practically the size of you, and a massive grin on your sweet face.

“Ah, what is this, schatz?”

“A dino!! It’s a christmas gift for you!!”

“For me?”

“Yes!!”

“All cute like you, yes?” He teases, causing you to giggle and blush.

“Do you like it?”

“Very much, mein hase.” He smiles, pulling you to his larger body and kissing your head gently.

“Can I name him king, like you?” You ask sweetly, looking up at him.

“Of course,” He replies with a chuckle, causing you to giggle and smile warmly.

AHHHH this was sm fun!!! imagining them comforting me helps me feel better when everything hurts (istg i have the body of an old man on the inside) BUT anyway i hope you like it!! also, if anyone has any tips on how to write gaz, alejandro, rudy, kreuger, keegan, etc. please tell meeeeeee i wanted to add them (except for gaz i put him in there bc he’s in the task force) BUTTTT i have no idea how to write them

and another thing i love when ppl who speak other languages and have an accent r talking and they say “blah blah blah, yes?” HGAHAHSHSHHDHSH KISS ME anywya uwu ily ghostly

#call of duty #cod mw2 #cod #cod x reader #call of duty x reader #captain price #captain john price #john price #john price x reader #john mactavish x reader #john soap mactavish #soap john mactavish #soap call of duty #soap cod #soap mw2 #soap x reader #john mactavish #kyle gaz garrick #mw2 #simon ghost riley #tf141 #kyle garrick #gaz garrick x reader #simon riley fanfic #simon riley x reader #simon riley x you #simon ghost x reader #simon ghost riley x reader #simon riley #task force 141 x reader

[lilmcttens]

👻⊱ "Don't mind her she sometimes likes to yodel at the stairs."

#(ic) #amity #mittens #the owl house #;Aww Ghost did you help too? #edric blight #emira blight

[mactavishwritings]

I just thought of something cute!

How would Alejandro, Soap and Ghost react if their s/o came back from a mission bring back a tiny stray puppy trying to hid and sneak past them and they heard the puppy whining or barking?

omg aww :,-)

Alejandro

he hears a bark coming from your bag and his head whips to you trying to sneak to your room. you two make eye contact and you scramble down the hallway, alejandro close on your heel. he beats you to your door and you're immediately defending yourself. you tell him that the baby was so cold and so tiny that it was practically begging you to save him. alejandro took one look at you with the puppy and sighed, asking you if you had named it.

Soap

Soap cleared the final room before meeting up with you. you were in a room, closing watching the corner. you quickly whipped around with a giant smile. you tried to walk past him, but he grabbed your arm and made you show him what you were hiding. you showed him a small kitten that looked worse for wear. he saw the look in your eye and helped you sneak it past Price.

Ghost

he saw you squirming around on the helo after a mission. he could tell you couldn't comfortable, but not sure what it was from. he squinted his eyes and you squirmed even more, crossing your arms over your jacket. he motioned for you to come sit by him and when you did, he immediately made you uncross your arms to reveal a small puppy hidden in your jacket. he rolled his eyes as you explained that it was too late and that you already named it. all he did was ask you what you named it.

#ask #request #soap cod #soap mw2 #soap x reader #ghost cod #ghost mw2 #ghost x reader #alejandro cod #alejandro mw2 #alejandro x reader

[a-small-writer-in-a-big-world]

i had this thought, how would the 141 react to reader sleepwalking? like, it's nothing extreme, just walking around and scaring the shit out of everyone also i really love your work

Aww thank you! This is funny and I hope I did it justice

The 141 with a reader who sleep walks

Price

The first time it happened he was more confused than scared

He was up late because of reports. Everyone else was asleep as he made he way to the common area to get another cup of coffee

He was tired even with the caffeine and he was super close to calling it quits for the night when you wandered in

“Shouldn’t you be bed?” He wondered but you didn’t answer which made his eyebrows knitted together. “Everything alright?”

"No I don't want vegetables." You say exasperated and he just stares at you extremely confused

He only gets that you're sleep walking when he gets a better look at the daze in your eyes and the way you're not actually looking at anything

He didn't know you were a sleep walker and he's a little concerned about that but his first thing to do was get you back to bed

"Alright, back to bed with you."

He somehow manages to guide you back to your room and get you back to bed without much trouble, and without waking you up

When you're settled, he's immediately forgotten about his work and is looking into ways to help with your sleep walking

Call him worried, but he doesn't want you to get hurt or for this to happen at the wrong times

Ghost

Scared the ever loving shit out of him

He had been asleep for once finally catching up on the lost sleep after he passed out, his body finally unable to take the exhaustion he felt

However, despite how exhausted he was, he was still a somewhat light sleeper so when you wandered into his room he woke up almost immediately to you standing in the middle of his room seemingly staring at him

He jumped, still foggy with sleep before he sent you a glare with a racing heart as he turned the light on

"What are you doing?" He demanded, annoyed that you spooked him

"I'm the star of the show." You said, almost like it was fact which made his eyebrows knit together

"What?"

He only found out that you were sleep walking when Price came into his room a few minutes later and told him as he tried to usher you out of his room

Since then he's locked his door at night but is on the watch for you

You were so embarrassed when the next morning

Soap

Equal parts confused and amused

He was also asleep after a long day of training and recovering from the last mission

He's not that light of a sleep but he's going to wake up when you open his door loudly and start messing with the things in his room

"What're ya doing over there?" He wondered still half asleep as he watched you pick up one of his sketch books.

"This is the best bread I've ever tasted." You sounded so happy about it that he couldn't help but laugh

"Don't think that's bread."

He figured out you were sleep walking when you kept talking about random things and messing with his stuff with unfocused eyes

He sat in his bed just watching you for a bit, trying his hardest not to wake you up with his laughter until he started dozing off and he didn't want you to be sleep walking while he's asleep

"Let's get you to bed."

He managed to get you back in bed and tucked you in, too excited about how he's going to tell you in the morning

Gaz

Poor Gaz he was scared and then in pain

He was dozing off in his room, determined to stay up as he tried to get through a book or something else he wanted to do

He knew it was time to go to bed but he couldn't help himself and assumed that you were feeling the same way when you wandered into his room

He blinked away the bleariness in his eyes and greeted you with a smile

"What's up?" He was ready to spend some time with you but he quickly got unnerved when you stared at him with unfocused eyes. "Hey...?"

He didn't know what to make of it but the stare was freaking him out and he was also worried about you

Were you drugged? Did you have a bad nightmare and now you couldn't speak?

"Hey, what's wrong?" He walked over to you and placed a hand on your shoulder, giving you a slight shake

It was enough to wake you up with a gasp before you threw a punch to his cheek

"Ah, fuck!"

"Oh no! I'm so sorry!"

After you gave him an ice pack and explained to him that you sleep walk and that it's better for you to not be woken up he gives out a small laugh

"Good to know."

#simon ghost riley x reader #captain john price x reader #john soap mactavish x reader #kyle gaz garrick x reader #mw2 ghost #mw2 soap #mw2 price #mw2 gaz

[blue-sadie]

Broken Minded

Miles Quaritch x Sully Reader

Summary: based off this post

Warning: ab riding,

Yn/3rd person pov

It's months and he's finally done it, finally broken you, the relentless teasing and orgasm denials it finally broken you and thats how you ended up here.

"Fuck" I cried rutting my hips into his toned abs the pleasure was good but not enough, I struggled against my restraints as he just laughed at my attempts to cum.

"Aww is my little slave not able to cum" he teased running his hands up and down my sides making me shiver and whine.

"Want me to help you" he murmured I nodded eagerly rubbing my core against him faster "come on bunny let me help you" he chuckled moving me off of him he layed me down carefully and moved his hands to my thighs.

He ran his finger tips to my core just ghosting over it "beg" he said I felt broken my head telling me to beg him but my heart telling me to kill him right here "beg me to make you cum".

I closed my please sighing out as I opened my eyes looking up at him "please" I whispered feeling ashamed and full of guilt which made him grin before trusting two fingers in.

I moaned out slightly rocking my hips into his fingers "such a good slave" he growled watching hungrily as I was trying to cum "let me try this" he smirked as he used his thumb to rub my clit.

"Fuck" I cried out throwing my head back my body started to twitch and squirm as a knot formed in my stomach, it slowly started getting tighter and tighter.

"Cumming" I screamed in pleasure as the knot finally broke and I had my first orgasm in ages, my cum spraying on his hands as his fingers stilled thrusting as he helped me down from my high.

He laughed as he leaned back, his legs spread I could see the bulge in his pants "now why don't you be a good slave and take my pants of off me" he grinned I looked at my restraints that bond my hands together.

"That shouldn't stop you" he chuckled stretching out his arms and leaned them over the headbored of his bed I let out a wary sigh and did as I was told and gasped out as his cock popped out.

"I want you to ride it" he said staring at me like a predictor watching its prey I shyly crawled onto his lap letting out a pitiful mewl as his cock ran across my slit.

"Fuck baby" he groaned putting one of his hands on my hip and moved me so his cock could slide in I bit my lip holding in a moan.

He smirked up at me as he started using his hand to move me in a rocking motion "f-fuck" I whimpered as his cock stretched out my pussy.

I fell against his chest losing balance as he started pounding back into me "m-miles" I cried out I looked up at him as tears started welling up in my eyes.

"That's it that's it" he growled smacking my ass as I started to bounce I felt like a traitor "please" I cried out "cum on my cock" miles muttered biting his lip.

His cock began to twitch and pulse inside me he too was about to cum "fuck" we both moaned out as we cam his cum filling me up so much it seeps out.

"That's a good fucking girl".

Tag.List

@sparklingenvy @jazzi-peachz-art @hazelwebsterboo @sweetirilly @violilaqrs @sweetkat578 @myh3artttt

#avatar #avatar pandora #avatar way of water #avatar x reader #avatar x reader smut #avatar smut #miles quaritch #miles quaritch smut #miles quaritch x reader #miles quaritch x reader smut #miles quaritch x sully reader

[yandere-daze]

Hello, I would like to request headcanons on Yandere!Vil with a reader who enjoys telling jokes often, such as "What does the sky use to make its clouds so fluffy? Air conditioner!" I just thought it would be neat to see.

Aww that´s really cute honestly, I like it ^^ Also yes, I did indeed google makeup jokes for this kmdfnyf

gn reader

tw yandere, possessiveness

Yandere! Vil with a reader that enjoys telling jokes

You´re sitting in Vil´s room as he dutifully applies make-up to your face. It looks like he´s so concentrated on the task at hand, making sure that nothing smudges ( which make no mistake, he is!) but in actuality, he´s way too distracted due to him getting to be so close to you.

Hah, he can´t believe how lucky he is to touch your face like this without you protesting or being suspicious of any ulterior motives. No one but him is allowed to do this and Vil couldn´t be happier

It´s like you´re proving to him that he´s just as special in your eyes as you are in his

He was doing your eye makeup when suddenly, you spoke up

“Hey Vil, what´s a spooky ghost´s favorite makeup?”

He in turn just sighs fondly, already mentally preparing himself for the inevitable joke you were trying to tell

“Tell me, my dear”

“It´s ma-SCARE-ya!” you say gleefully and look at him with expectant eyes

Vil only shakes his head, a small smile on his face, having fully expected this. For some reason, you just loved to tell jokes all the time and while otherwise, he might have thought of it as annoying if anyone else tried to make these puns all the time, you were an exception to the rule

He just loved the fact that you felt comfortable enough around him to joke around and laugh. Many thought him to be difficult to approach so he was even more glad that you didn´t feel that way

“Well, what do you think?”, you ask, clearly expecting his response to your masterly-crafted joke that you definitely didn´t just come up with on the spot while Vil was applying mascara, no sir!

Vil on the other hand just rolls his eyes but he doesn´t look annoyed at all.

“Why, it was just the peak of comedy, my darling”, he replies sarcastically but you can´t help but laugh anyway. Vil deciding to answer at all was proof enough that he hadn´t minded the little joke

“Great, I guess with your approval I can now start telling this joke to every person I come across”, you keep on joking but Vil´s eyes narrow and his grip on your face grows tighter

“No”, he bites out, “ you will refrain from doing that. Your smile and laughter are reserved for me alone, do you understand?”

A bit surprised that he seemed to be taking this silly matter so seriously, you merely nodded and soon the smile on Vil´s face returned as if nothing happened as he continued with your make-up

“Good. I´m glad we have an understanding”

#twisted wonderland #twst #vil schoenheit #yandere vil schoenheit x reader #yandere twst #twisted wonderland x reader #twst x reader #yandere twisted wonderland #twst vil #vil x reader #vil schoenheit x reader #yandere vil schoenheit #pomefiore #yandere twst x reader #yandere twisted wonderland x reader #cw yandere #yandere #male yandere #yandere x reader #gn reader #cw possessiveness

[icarustypicalfall]

Sooooorrrry

but my last ask for you ... it did turn out amazing.

So what if Alejandro, Rudi, Soap and Ghost caught a recruit who was a little too long on the… at her cleavage for a little too long. Maybe even make a trashy comment? Or even attment to smack buttom? In any case, he's a bit too intrusive.

How would the guys react to that?Do they let him run extra laps? Yell at them?

I am so excited!

aww, i am glad you liked it :)

i am going to change a bit so it doesn't bother anyone or trigger any bad stuff :3

the other request in question

MASTERPOST ☾⋆｡𖦹 °✩

COD MEN REACTION TO READER GETTING BOTHERED BY A SOLDIER

including: Ghost, Soap, Alejandro, Rudy

warnings: sfw, no dark stuff, slight to no description of harassment, swearing, comfort, they are military men but are such protective cuties.

note: i preferred not to include anything that would make anyone upset, i understand how much one's imagination would like to dive into ideas but i prefer keeping things sometimes light, as i don't like any type of violence or harassment and i simply avoid writing it for a completely comforting account. <3

“Confused as I felt about him, he was my escape, my reminder that there was another world I could join.”

Ghost

You were his trusted companion, his wife, working side by side since the very beginning. While he observed from the shadows, you took charge of training the fresh recruits. With a nod of approval and the occasional glance in your direction, he silently watched over you, a constant presence.

As you demonstrated the proper combat techniques to the recruits, one of them dared to make a snarky comment. Ignoring his insolence, you continued with the lesson. But his audacity grew, as his eyes shamelessly roamed over your body, while he mocked you alongside his fellow recruits.

The urge to throw him out of the training ground was almost overwhelming. Clearly, he did not deserve a place in this esteemed institution. However, Ghost stepped into the circle, causing the recruits to fall silent, their eyes filled with fear. He cast a cold gaze upon the disrespectful recruit before uttering words that seemed to carry a smug smirk.

"Since you were so 'attentive' to my wife's lesson, why don't you show us what you can do, hmm?"

The recruit's face paled, finally realizing the gravity of his transgressions. He hadn't anticipated the consequences of disrespecting both you and Ghost. Nodding in guilt, he faced Ghost, knowing that he stood no chance against someone of his caliber. Ghost wasted no time in pinning him to the ground, shaking his head in disapproval. Venom dripped from his tongue as he murmured coldly.

"If you dare to disrespect her again, you won't even have the chance to apologize, you useless rat."

Soap

It was a bitterly cold day, the weather almost unbearable. As Soap spoke to you about your remarkable progress in the hallway, you couldn't help but feel a sense of pride. You had joined the ranks only a few months ago, yet you had made significant strides. Soap couldn't deny that you had caught his eye from the moment he laid eyes on you. It was almost enough to tolerate the annoyance of the other recruits, who were envious of the attention he bestowed upon you during training.

Amidst a joke that Soap shared, a recruit walked by and brazenly smacked your rear, laughing alongside his comrades as they mocked you. Shocked and stunned, you looked at him with disbelief. Never before had anyone treated you with such disrespect during your time in training. Soap noticed the tears welling up in your eyes.

Something inside him tightened, as if your tears were a physical pain. A deep sense of justice welled up within him, overwhelming his senses. He couldn't ignore it any longer. Barking the recruit's name, Soap grabbed him by the collar and pinned him against the wall, his face contorted with anger.

"Now you're not so brave, you little shit," Soap scolded the soldier, his grip unyielding. "Fifty laps around the base, now."

The recruit paled, realizing that the weather was far too cold to be running outside. A sarcastic smirk played on Soap's lips as he added, "I better see sweat, or I swear to God I'll make you dig your own grave, you bastard."

Alejandro

You were his beloved civilian wife, paying a visit to him at the base. As he introduced you to his second-in-command and other important figures, Alejandro couldn't help but notice that one of the soldiers kept his distance. While the other recruits chatted happily with you, excited to finally meet the wife of their esteemed Colonel, this particular soldier sat apart.

Alejandro had a fiery temper, and you often found yourself keeping him grounded to prevent him from causing chaos. His fury simmered as he observed the soldier's lingering gaze upon your body, making it clear that he intended to teach the insolent recruit a lesson. With a nod to his trusted subordinate, Rodolfo, Alejandro silently instructed him to keep an eye on you while he dealt with the situation.

Grabbing the soldier by his collar, Alejandro forcefully propelled him out of the room. Sensing trouble, you followed him, searching for your husband. It didn't take long to find him, his knuckles bruised and his face filled with a mix of satisfaction and anger.

You sighed, knowing him all too well. There was no need to ask what had transpired. You simply took out your handkerchief and gently wrapped it around his bruised hand, applying slight pressure as you tilted your head.

"Still alive?" you asked, your voice filled with a mixture of concern and amusement.

"Of course, amor. Death would be a blessing compared to what he'll face in training next time," Alejandro replied, a hint of a smirk tugging at his lips.

You chuckled, shaking your head as you looked at him. "You're a dangerous man, Alejandro Vargas. Handsome, but very dangerous."

He laughed heartily, wrapping an arm around your waist as the two of you walked back into the room. "Isn't that why you married me?"

Rudy

You were not just his best friend's sister but also a valued colleague, working alongside Rudy as a medic in the bustling base. Your kindness and beauty had captivated him from the start, drawing him closer with each passing day. And although you possessed the Vargas family's fiery temper, he couldn't help but find it endearing, often sharing a laugh at your passionate outbursts.

As you sat together in the mass hall, enjoying a lunchtime conversation about a movie you had watched the other day (bonus you cuddled together on the couch in his room, as the cinema tickets you bought had mysteriously dissapered).

Rudy couldn't help but be taken aback when he noticed someone staring at you from a distance. At first, you tried to brush it off, thinking it was due to your laughter with the sergeant. However, it soon became apparent that some of the recruits had their eyes fixed on you, their unwavering gazes lingering on your body. A sense of unease washed over you.

Ever the attentive man, Rudy immediately stood up, making his way towards the recruits with a steely determination. His anger burned like an inferno as he confronted them, his words laced with a fiery threat in his fast-paced Spanish.

"I better see you apologizing to her, or I'll make your lives a living hell, ¿entienden?"

You were taken aback by the scene that unfolded before you. Later, you came across the same three recruits in the medic bay, their bodies bearing the marks of a well-deserved lesson. They didn't dare meet your gaze as they offered their apologies before quickly exiting the room. Rudy followed suit, a sweet smile gracing his lips. This man, with his calm and collected demeanor, always managed to surprise you.

Unable to contain your gratitude, you wrapped your arms around him in a warm embrace. Rudy, caught off guard by the sudden display of affection, happily returned the gesture, his grin widening.

"Don't worry, cariño. They wouldn't dare to bother you again."

sobbing right now

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Fear

[A/n:I just randomly thought of this and haha I don't know how this is gonna turn out]

Summary:During a mission you seen someone familiar, too familiar and Ghost is the closest person to you

Type:Scenario: Ghost X M!Reader

Version:Mw2

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It was like usual, in a building killing off the enemy. Separated from everyone but Ghost who was quite far but the closest and in sight. The enemy was coming left and right, not stopping. You could hear Ghost curse under his breath everytime he was alerted more people knew of their present. You on the other hand were quite calm, since you still had a ton of ammo due to Ghost being in front of you the whole time. When you two finally cleared the room with barely any bullets left, you two checked the body's to continue your search.

"Find anything Ghost?"

You shout from across the room, dropping another body in the process.

"Negative"

You looked over you shoulder and seen a flash. Not like a camera flash, or flashlight. But like a quite memory of someone, you couldn't tell who but it set you on guard even more.

"Sergeant!"

You quickly snap out of your thoughts when Ghost called for you. Realizing you were zoned out you rushed across the run to Ghost.

"In thought I'm guessing"

You gave a small 'mm' before you two moved to the next room. Looking around Ghost gave you to go ahead as he entered the room. Entering behind him 6ou creeped around the room, searching for any clues. Which could be anything at this point.

"Behind you Sergeant!!"

Ghost shouted loudly, a lot louder than ever before. Turning around quickly you froze. You knew that face, that face was why you were in the military. You figured you'd never see them again. No....you wished you'd never see them again.

"Y/n...."

You dropped to the ground as they stood.

"Long time no see"

They smirked, they knew the effect they had on you. It was obvious. Ghost was busy with other people to be able to help you. As you started to crawl away from them you could hear the muffled voices of Alejandro and soap up stairs.

"Aww I thought you'd he happy to see me"

They leaned down and grabbed you by the collar of your shirt.

"Aren't you just...thrilled to see me"

They had a devilish grin as you wiggled in their grip. Why? Why were you so scared of one person? Shoot them..Shot them y/n. Why can't you? You have a gun? Shoot.Them.

"SERGEANT!"

Your thoughts raced as tears feel down your face. Frozen with fear you stared up at their grinning face. Panicking Ghost called for the others.

"Alejandro! Johnny! I need you down here now!"

Ghost said just as he shot someone's armed head. Alejandro and Soap cake running into the room and took down the people that were surrounding Ghost.

"Looks like the fun is ending"

They said as they looked back down at you.

"Maybe I should take you with me? My? Yeah and get caught up."

They looked over and just slightly seen Ghosts pissed off eyes glaring at them.

"Mm, no I don't want the ghost to haunt me"

They dropped you and left with a demonizing laugh. They were to fast for the others. But they left such a impact on you it made your heartbeat cover every other sound. You tried to grab your chest but couldn't due to the equipment. Ghost ran over to you, finally not being surrounded.

"Hey---i---"

You couldn't hear him, you couldn't hear anything. Ghost grabbed you and pulled you up enough to grab your shoulders. You looked at him and seen the worry in his eyes, he was saying something to you. But you didn't care, you pulled him into a hug with your face in his neck. Feeling your heavy breathing on his neck ghost just held you. He knew what this fear was like, he knew why to well.

"Alejandro! I'm gonna get him to cover!"

"Got it, don't die on us"

Ghost carefully pulled you up and lead you to a dark bathroom close by. Sitting down on the tiled floor he let you hold him, he let you cry into his neck. Feeling your shaking body he felt bad, he knew you were scared but, what did that person do? Did they hurt you this much? You've never cried like this infront of Ghost, or in his arms. He was stuned and quiet. You slowed your crying and silenced it but couldn't stop shaking. Ghost gently took your hand causing you to look up at him.

"It's okay"

He quietly said as he held your hand.

"Your okay, breath Sergeant."

Trying to slow your breathing you followed Ghosts instructions. He continued to tell you way to calm yourself down and kept doing it until you were calm.

"Hey, look at me"

Looking at Ghost still a little shaky.

"Your okay now, their not here anymore. Your safe with me, with all of us"

You smiled slightly as Alejandro opened the door and shinned his light on you two.

"I promise"

Soap helped you two up and gently patted your back.

"You alright mate?"

You nodded. Smiling slightly at Soap genuinely feeling better than before.

"Alright come on."

Soap helped you out of the bathroom, due to the uneven flooring and your shaky legs. Looking back at Ghost you continued following Soap.

"Ghost, everything alright?"

Alejandro asked. Ghost looked over at him and nodded not knowing how your really feeling right now, he just hoping you can make it through the mission alright.

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[A/n:This sounded alot better in my head. I hope you enjoyed]

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FRAT PARTY!

Someone requested G!p Kazuha but I can’t find the ask😭 here it is tho!

Warnings: might be cringe, not proofread, unprotected sex and just smut.

The smell of ciggaretes filling your nostrils and the crowded place blasting music is damaging your eardrums already, you came to your best friends Yunjins frat party. You are not much of a party person, but you still decided to come since Yunjin practically begged you. You and Yunjin met in middle school, both are like the sun and moon, opposite attractions. You a bit introverted student, pretty but not popular, good in studies and the perfect image of a schoolgirl, while Yunjin the popular girl with the hottest friends and a wealthy family. So, it wasn’t very unfamiliar for her to throw frat parties every weekend but it’s just that you never came to her frat parties.

When Yunjin saw you, her face was like seeing a ghost, eyes widening and jaw dropping. She immediately excused herself and came running towards you “you are the last person who I thought would come to this party…after my ex of course” she uttered rolling her eyes playfully laughing afterwards, you just laughed at her statement. “weeelll…I just thought why not have some fun you know” you said, laughing awkwardly while scratching your neck. “Exactly, but let’s talk about how fire you are looking right now” she said while looking at you from head to toes, a light pink shade taking place in your cheeks. “Let me introduce you to my friends, come one” she grabbed your hand and led you to the table her friends were sitting in. “ I have someone to introduce you guys, this is Y/N my best friend and Y/N this is Sakura, Kazuha and Chaewon” you smiled at her friends and they returned it, all of her friends were good looking but one specifically had your attention…Kazuha, throughout the conversation you kept stealing glances her way and she seemed to notice, a smirk taking place on her lips. “uhm it was a very very nice conversation, and pleasure to meet all of you but I am going to the restroom” you awkwardly excused yourself, honestly you just couldn’t keep looking at someone this fine and being close with someone this fine aka kazuha.

You decided to wash your face with cold water, while splashing water on your face eyes closed you felt something pressing against you. You immediately looked back seeing Kazuha pressing her bulge against your ass, you couldn’t help but gasp. “See baby this is how hard I am for you” she said while brushing hair strands out of your face, lips dangerously close to your soft cushion like ones. “hmm why so silent baby, have you never felt a dick against you?” she said while giggling darkly voice full of lust and desire. “n-no” you barely said voice whispery. “aww how cutee? well do you want to experience how good I can make you feel” she uttered voice an octave even lower, you just didn’t know what to say, you really wanted to agree and so you did.

She grabbed your hand leading you to one of the rooms Yunjins house has. As soon as you both arrived there, she locked the door and pushed you on the bed immediately hovering over you and taking you in a kiss, soft yet enthusiastic. you swore you could have melted right onto your place. She is unbuttoning her shirt and pants sliding them off, then she lead her hand onto your back unzipping your wine red dress. Once you were completely naked she started kissing all over your body, “Fuck baby, you look too beautiful” she mumbles between kisses. you cant help but feel ticklish giggling slightly. She just smiles and adores you. She frees her cock from her boxers, and slides her tip against your folds and clit you cant help but let out a breathy moan once she hears you she asks “Are you ready princess?” you nod humming a little yes. In one swift motion she slides herself all the way in earning a loud pornographic moan from you. The stretch was deliciously painful, her little groans making your head heavy and eyes roll back, your tightness swallowing all of her making her eyes roll back. Her once steady pace turns into a fast and rough one making sure to make you take all of her. The delicious stretch making you so close, she starts rubbing your clit while playing with one of your breasts with her free hand, twitching and squeezing the nipple, That’s it one twitch and squeeze from her made you feel your climax. you started squirming under her, your hole clenching and unclenching uncontrollably. The way you were now tighter while clenching on her length made her twitch then filled you with her seed. Luckily the loud music blasting covered all of your sinful noises!

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