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autisticaradiamegido · 9 months

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day 226

team charge got me feeling emotions

#day 226 #year 4 #AradiaAugust #aradia megido #tavros nitram #homestuck #team charge #bro. aradia cares about tavros so damn much #and i think she genuinely thinks he is very cool for being the type of person he is #like. i think ive said this before but #alternia is a place that by design is meant to harden you to the world and make you ruthless and competitive and aggressive #and the fact that tavros has EVERYTHING screaming at him to be literally anything other than the weenie lil softboy he is #and continues to be like. oh yeah i dont play fucked up alien pokemon for the combat im just out here making friends with my little guys :)#i think aradia parses that attitude as a very Cool Act Of Rebellion given the society in which they live #it explains why she goes to the lengths she does to protect/avenge him against vriska who is just.#the absolute antithesis to all that.#i think aradia probably thinks vriska is a fuckin square. shes boring because she does exactly what society tells her to do all the time.#and not only that but shes out here trying to make tavros the same way. aradias not fuckin having it!#anyway. i have thoughts about the flarpers i think about them a lot

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poyell · 9 months

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Listen-

#LISTEN #star wars #anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi #ahsoka tano #I just think that…….#normal human beings……#in the alien show……#is boring😭😭#let my man Obi be SOMTHING #Likee anakin is already half force he gotta be a little weird #ahsoka is ahsoka slay #OBI WAN IS MY FAVORITE CHARACTER #therefore he exists for me to apply any headcanons I want^_^#anyways any future drawing with Obi wan looks a lil not normal I’m NOT explaining myself

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blinkpen · 1 year

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another thing i look forward to maybe having more time to practice animation again too bc i have not had the time or spoons to do that in almost a decade? i did manage to dig up some Ye OIde Animation doodles (i was working from total scratch with these, no education, certainly no learned technique, i was just winging it based on intuition and it shows but they have a spot in my heart)

circa 2014/2015

#mog art #animation #charlie k #robot boo #that last one is my previous sona before rebus #kinda the creature is still inside rebus mog is a little alien ghost brain that body hops #me growing up not knowing what being trans is and designing my sonas like #gif #gifs #anim tutorial: start by animating a bouncing ball #young me: thats boring [has charlie stick a landing like an anvil]

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skunkes · 1 year

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very often ill see bears following my nsfw account and ill end up looking thru their profiles as i check for ppls ages in bio and theyre 99.9% bear4bear. That one anon lied to me.

#talkys #this is like a half joke/not that deep bc i dont actually care #and like. hm. how do i word dis.#there ARE people that have messaged me very very excessively over how much theyre into al on there #and i would NOT want that directed at me.#and i myself am‚ of course‚ an al enjoyer #and like. this is also not that deep im not saying its actually affecting me on a very personal level #especially since me and skunker are boring little guy things #but seeing everyone going into that account only being there for my guy is just reminding me of #being friends with like the prettiest girl in high school #where like at lunch she'd leave to get something and all the guys tailing her would be like #so whats the name of your hot friend lol :)#LIKE GAH. of course you're here for him but damnnnn cmonnnn #idk how to describe it bc again id also feel strange if ppl were being weird about skunker instead. idk! idk what it is #and i myself wouldnt lust after skunker adjacent beasts etc so i get it but theres Something about it i cant place #I THINK its bc skunker is an expression of identity and self #and skunker and cow al are like. copium. so some part of me feels really alienated by feeling like my audience straight up doesnt want #''me'' there...ykwim...i think thats it. bc ive been asked for more solo als or al with literally anyone else #or al with other big guys bc itd be hotter #and while im open to dis if im paid to draw it it really feels like the simpsons sheep bit LOL

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rearranging-deck-chairs · 3 months

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14 tbh

#godwhat am i even sAYING #beige and bullyable got in my head its a great description #also i love the way my yaz re 13 is like this Looking Up #even when she knows she sucks the doctor is still like. larger than life a little. extremely untouchable #in a human way - 13 wont be touched - but that keeps the alien way sort of intact you know what i mean?#and then shes faced with 14 and shes like What a fucking loser #highly dunkable biscuit #yazs reaction to 14 is similar to like 9 or 10 re domesticity #'aw dont tell me i settle down. gross! boring! horrifying!'#anyway i just like the contrast #i like intertwining all the feelings yaz has abt being back on earth and seeing the doctor again and #it turning into this master-like sentiment of 'you used to be fun and now youre a little wimp'#yaz re 13: shes Special #yaz re 14: hes just some guy #bc like the thing is yazs doctor.........like..............travels.#i think is the thing #thats part of it. she loves the doctor for the doctor but she also loves the doctor for the life she leads #and lets yaz lead #i think #anyway yes im still writing this fic sorry i let myself get distracted but i will get it done in the end #also 14 woudl adore being thought of as just some guy #yaz: no i was insulting you #14: 🥰🥰🥰

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astrofons-highderich · 3 months

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Portrait of a rocket man

(First real attempt at digital art in a decade be kind 💦)

#alfons heiderich #it has got an alfons in it #cos #fma #conqueror of shamballa #03 #i got an ipad and am trying to figure out wth I'm doing #never done paint style like this before it's pretty fun #and he's boring and pale so the colours were simple to try jfjbfhv love you astroboy #ignore the little goo alien on the corner im experimenting with signatures dbvfg #my art #leviathanliesart

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iknaenmal · 1 year

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do you think naemal has read homestuck

maybe. its a mistery :)

#maybe in alternia homestuck is real except trolls are the beta kids and the aliens are the beta humans #like ' aughhh act 1 is so boring when do the aliens appear !!'#ANYWAGS tysm rhis is so awesome..#im the normalest jaderezi shipper #did you know that youve improved a lot in very little time :] i like your crunchy lineart a lot #ikna answers #heirofnepeta #friends art !

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tvonq · 11 days

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i miss being able to draw 😞

#i used to do figure drawings and anatomy practice so often omfg i havent touched a pencil in centuries #i should get back on it…but anatomy does nothing for me like i fr cant draw characters #i can only do realism which is so BORING #either that or the weirdest creature alien piece of shit ohhhhh im kms #lemme draw a silly little character 😞#🦀

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apollo-zero-one · 19 days

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Man I can't believe I had the chance to go to a performing arts school up through middle school and I fuckin quit after 6 months just because I got bullied. BRO YOUR HOMEWORK WAS POETRY!! YOU HAD TO PRACTICE DANCING TO COTTON EYE JOE AS YOUR BIG UNIT TEST. GYM CLASS HAD A CIRCUS UNIT!! YOU HAD A WHOLE DAILY CLASS ON IMPROV!!! YOU FOOL!! YOU ABSOLUTE IMBICILE!! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN A YOUTUBER!!! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN ONE OF THOSE TWEENAGERS GETTING LOADED BY MAKING SHITTY YOUTUBE SHORTS IN 2008-14!! But noooOoooOOOoo little miss Noellie (who WANTED TO GO!! who worked SO HARD and sent in an application essay and did an INTERVIEW to get in!!) couldn't handle disruptive classmates or little scuffles and petty grudges and general Attitude of the other students and cried to mommy to put her back in public school. I am EATING MY HAIR over what Could Have Been. I COULD BE SOMEONE'S ANNOYING YOUTUBER!! I could be a DISGRACED DISNEY CHANNEL STAR!! I could be an America's Got Talent winner! A mild to moderately successful comedian! I could be making short films!! But no no no precious thin skinned baby me heard a few new cus words and watched a teacher get heckled and begged to give up The Dream in favor of?? Quiet math tests?? I am such a fucking quitter I quit everything the second it gets too hard I always take the out as soon as it's offered what's my fucking damage.....

#I had SO MUCH POTENTIAL and I SQUANDERED IT!! weak ass third grade PUSSY! Your life could have been SO SICK!!#or you could at least be addicted to cocain or something interesting like that!! Boring ass goody two shoes always just staying home doing #NOTHING bitch make a REAL FRIEND go to a God Damn PARTY live a little instead of just hiding in the closet eating saltine crackers for years #waiting for it to be quiet outside before you ever even toed the line #mentally ill self-isolating motherfucker #you could have shrugged it off you could have GROWN A PAIR and FOUGHT BACK but you just ran and cried for mommy #victim complex little bitch baby always whining and exaggerating and making shit up fucking LIAR I am you and I KNOW what you did and I know #you knew it wasn't the truth and you regretted it the moment it came out of uour mouth but once you'd said it you just swallowed it back and #doubled down incriminating or discrediting others with your lies. For why? Because you didn't like them? You could have ruined someone's #life you wouldn't have hesitated mayhe you did and don't even remember because you cant keep your mouth shut with your pants ablaze #manipulative little shit and to WHAT END? Pity? Sympathy? Attention? Entertainment?? What was even going on in your stupid ugly head?#This is a callout post for my third grade self that possessed demon ass evil nine year old. That kid drowned anthills in olive oil and #poisoned a wild animal once. That kid cut plants just to see if they oozed. That kid modified her whole ass personality on a dime for a boy #she had a crush on. INSTANTLY dropped a LIFELONG CULTURAL ALLEGIANCE (thats what football teams were like back then in our town) because he #said he had the opposite allegiance??? What the fuck? girl had NO integrity none zip zilch.#No empthy either that kid looked at everyone else on earth like they were friggin space aliens and she was the only one with Real feelings.#bitch literally thought like 'I have Feelings they just have Reactions' bitch what the fuckkkkk #that nine year old was fucked the hell up!!!#and for literally NO REASON!! No cause!! Just born fucking evil and weird. jesus fuck.#Evil ass bitch caused her autistic brother months of nightmares and then laughed about it and wrote poetry about how evil he was because he?#was a kid??? Normal sibling rivalry taken way way way too far defamatory ass statements #and this girl had NO CONSEQUENCES because she could lie and manipulate her way out of ANYTHING she had the baby eyes and the helpless charm #and played dumb soooo well . read people like some calculative evil AI scanning their faces for microexpressions and overanalyzing each word #choice like holy shit. its not That Deep. pretentious shit trying to play 5D chess on a checkers board.#Manipulating shit just to see what happens?? zero awareness?? no asking just skipping straight to testing for yourself??#'What happens if I step on this' it fucking breaks 'what does that taste like?' it's not fucking yours to mess with 'if I hit this person #how will they respond?' they'll be upset use your goddamn judgement you are NINE not TWO do you even care a little about any other person??#Are you just living in some other reality???#callout post for the fucking demon child inside of me #im so goddamn problematic I'm so so so deeply mentally disturbed and broken for no reason

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future-crab · 5 months

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Guys, I've gotta be honest, days, they've been better, I sleep even deader, I wake up when everyone's gone...

#just give us a touch and let me down slow!! just let me know!! if this is some kinda life or something else!!!#die just a little!! we try just a little!! lett's meet in the middle and wait! or maybe you won't! i'm bored when you don't!!#you're sad and magical! he says you're beautiful!! i think you're beautiful too!!#gerard way #don't try #song of all time imo #hesitant alien era

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m00ngbin · 3 months

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I wish there was a hair cutting place where I could sit in silence or listen to music instead of making small talk

#i dont know how to talk to hair dressers and i know that they talk to me to stop from being bored and pass the time but #im autistic and i dont want to make small talk #i dont know them i dont know how to talk to them #i feel like an alien reading off of a script that was written in a language that they just became semi fluent in 20 minutes ago #it makes me want to cry #also getting my hair cut makes me itchy all the little hair pieces get everywhere

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creature-of-the-stars · 1 year

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Me to me: arranging pretty pictures for the fic is not the same as writing the fic. Even if it is good inspo.

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scaredysap · 1 year

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He is over halfway done with dethawing the ship, setting his multitool to the side to give it a much needed break, when something catches his eye.

The sun is starting to set now, another short day coming to an end as the freshly fallen snow settles into a layer of ice. All around the trading outpost a quiet starts to settle, a calming stillness as the local fauna retreats into its shelters for the night. All for one spec that is now cresting the top of the hill, a rhythmic crunching of snow under marching feet filling the quiet.

Pangzi squints in the distance, the skin around his eyes tinting a darker brown to ease the strain of the light reflecting off of the ice. The distant figure comes into sharper focus then: a short bipedal being, almost entirely black as far as Pangzi can see, seemingly dragging some sort of makeshift sled behind them with unrelenting focus.

“What the…”

He looks around at the outpost but no one seems to have noticed the figure yet, most people too focused on preparing for their departure from the planet much like Pangzi was just a minute ago. Still, a lonesome person walking out in the freezing cold like this… could they have crashed nearby? Pangzi didn’t hear an impact or see any of the tell-tale streaks of light that follow flying spaceships, not for the last few hours at least. Perhaps it was during the storm, with the crashing sound being muffled by the wind.

Whatever the case, he’s sure the person could use some help.

Slinging his multitool back over his shoulder, Pangzi approaches the edge of the landing pad before activating the propulsors of his jetpack. He is lifted from the ground with a spring and as he flies further up the hill to meet the figure, he can see that they’ve stopped in their tracks.

“Oh man, even just this is enough for a spook?” Pangzi chuckles to himself as he sees the figure’s stance lower into something ready for action. He gives them a friendly wave before touching down a short distance from them. For a moment, Pangzi is taken aback, his mouth hanging open as he finally gets a proper look at the person.

Almost their entire body is covered in black patterns that shift minutely with their every movement. Every twitch of the muscles in their cheeks, every expansion of their chest for each breath sends ripples across their skin. Some of the patterns shine with a subtle blue hue, pulsing rhythmically as if in tune with a very slow heartbeat.

When Pangzi can bear to look away from the almost hypnotic look of their skin, he is caught up all over again in the stranger’s eyes. Under thick brows, they follow Pangzi’s movements, a piercing black stare with slits of white crossing each iris, as if the light is coming from inside them, not reflected from the ice and setting sun. Pangzi has never seen anything like them.

#pingpang #wang pangzi #zhang qiling #dmbj #fic #a snippet of a thing i'd like to write #inspired by me playing nms and enjoying the exploration a little too much #half my time was spent thinking of what kinda aliens they'd be #bc making them human is boring and i refuse #anyway wish me luck i hope i get to make them kiss

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antisocialxconstruct · 1 year

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#mmm I think I am once again (or still?) in that ''I NEED to do something radically different with my art or I'll die'' headspace #but I feel like.... ehh.... the things I kinda want to experiment with are so radically different from what I've /been/ doing #and I'm just kinda 👀💦.....#it's a little bit I don't want to alienate the audience I've built even though I think for the most part y'all would be chill #like idk maybe I'm just Working Through Some Shit but I lowkey want to do some horror/gore #I know that's not really the crowd I'm working with here but I think most of you would just roll with it gfsdgsd #BUT also it's like... I'm so bored with what I'm doing lately but also I hate being bad at things LMAO augh....

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natewithacake · 7 months

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NEW PERSONA YAAAY

Silly alien guy