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surreal-duck · 1 month
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Tuesday is chuu day! (x)
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seefasters · 5 months
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briefly considered an idea where julian's daughter visits the button house hotel before remembering she's literally a green party mp and it's a golf resort. rip julian you will never see your daughter again
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mindblowingfactz · 2 years
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The word ‘Tory,’ commonly used to refer to a member of the Conservative Party of UK and Canada, comes from the Irish Gaelic word ‘tóraidhe,’ meaning outlaw or robber.
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yume-fanfare · 4 months
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You gotta be careful with rival stuff tbh. One day you go like "Oh I'm gonna defeat you and show you who is better!!" and the next you realize you want to grow old to see your "rival" live a long and happy life that he always deserved
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this is what happened in the ss finals i think i still havent read the story
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torithehoshi · 2 months
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I have two different readings of Concord which all depend on what I do with Whole (concept and character), to the point it feels like one one of them would be an AU and no, I'm not saying which one it is. But while I have my headcanons and "rules", I will also say that Concord without much else known is also a comedy to me.
(based off of this post)
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[ ID: The image is a comic and cut into four panels.
In the first panel, Whole looks annoyed and is angrily saying "Okay fucking fine guys! Let's make the most fucked up sandwich ever since that's ALL you want to do!" In the second panel, he's pointing to a piece of bread that's appeared saying "I'll start first. Bread." In the third panel, Mind is pointing to a jar of peanut butter suggesting "Peanut butter." Next to him, Heart is holding up a jar of jelly, suggesting "Grape jelly." And next to him, Soul is pointing to a piece of bread, and finishing the sandwich by saying "Bread." In the last panel, Whole stares at them annoyed, with his hands pressed together and pointing at the three of them saying "Guys..."
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michaelnotholden · 9 months
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today I came in English class half way throught a play the rest class watched while I was absent. obviously I wasn’t paying attention to the title when the teacher said it AND GUESS WHAT THE PLAY WAS.
WAITING FOR GODOT. YK THAT PLAY THAT MICHAEL QUOTED… I was watching it like "this is something Michael would know. Very Michael energy." AND WHEN I HEARD "we can’t. we’re waiting for Godot." ISTG I NEVER SMILED SO HARD IN MY LIFE 😭😭
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fullscoreshenanigans · 4 months
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I kind of wish the boxart for S2 was as detailed as S1's for some more uniformity as opposed to a stark contrast with a shift to minimalism, but I do really love how angelic they look here.
Little lost souls adrift in the vast ocean of fate who don't deserve the burdens they bear on their shoulders, but bear them they do, and together they'll be the ones to change the world.
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(Edit by evasurichan/mikevesano)
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charliethinks · 5 months
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I AM SO NORMAL ABOUT THEM.
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max--phillips · 1 month
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I get to see a lot of the fresh new names parents are coming up with these days thanks to my job. Some highlights so far: Kinzleigh, Learick, Paizlee, Stryder, Krystalyn, Skyy, Denim, Signe, Jazalynn, Paighton, Kaydense, Brieonna, Zuko, and Lileeauna. These people have to be stopped
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kusuokisser · 9 months
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oomf is slowly converting me to torisai.. like. yeah... youre right... they are total losers.... total losers in love.....yeah..
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carlyraejepsans · 1 year
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do you have any thoughts on muffet x grillby?
not really, but thinking about it on two feet, they'd make a fine enemies to lovers pairing to hold up a really dumb crackfic about the annual fundraising bake sale at tori's school
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radios-universe · 7 months
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happy belated halloween post!
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comic tori spring!!!! for halloween!!!!!
i am canonically dressed as her t-minus two seconds from chopping her hair off (my hair grew too long to dress as solitaire tori :[ …)
also…!!! mini face reveal (you will Never see my face again - take this as a halloween special)
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bisexualseraphim · 3 months
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I gotta say, I am seriously fucking concerned with the amount of people here who seem to wholeheartedly believe that the correct answer to the genocide against Palestine is ANOTHER genocide except the other way around. Please stand back for 2 minutes and seriously think about whether you think it’s ever a helpful or just cause to advocate for the deaths of millions of people, especially when plenty of said people are Jews whose families fled there after barely surviving the Holocaust because hardly anywhere else would treat them like human beings or accept them at all since the antisemitism that allowed the Holocaust to happen was not solely in Germany and didn’t magically disappear after the war ended.
Look. The situation is simple when you boil it down to this: Israel is bombing and starving Palestinians like fish in a barrel and doesn’t want to allow aid to Gaza, which consists of a population of over 50% children. Israel allowed the Nakba and displacement of Palestinians for decades and tries to hide it from public view. This is genocide. The Israeli government is at fault for this. Israel holds the power here because they have the power to bomb and starve millions of people and force them out of their homes, and Palestine certainly does not. It’s an utterly horrific, inhumane thing to do with no excuses for it and it needs to stop. This is the simple part that is glaringly obvious for everyone to see and it’s almost laughable for anyone to deny it.
Okay. You’ve successfully identified the main problem and the “bad guy,” if you want to put it in childish simplistic terms. So the question now is: what next? Say Israel agrees to an immediate ceasefire. What do you, impassioned activist on the internet, propose should be done to solve this situation after that? What should be done to free the Israeli hostages? Do you think the UK and the US, two of the most powerful countries in the world who actively help Israel commit its atrocities against Palestine, will ever do anything to help the Palestinians once Israel loses its power, even if better governments are eventually elected? How should the Palestinian land be claimed back? Where should all the Israeli citizens go? Should they all be forced out to Europe and America, even if that isn’t where they originate from, where the already-rife antisemitism has spiked even further since October 7th and Jews who live thousands of miles from Israel and have nothing to do with Israel’s actions face horrific hate crimes every day? Do Israeli children deserve that? Who’s going to pay for their travel and accommodation? Or, should they all be allowed to stay there and live side by side with the Palestinians? Do you think most Palestinians would be happy to remain neighbours with the citizens of the country that has oppressed them so fiercely for over 75 years, even if said citizens didn’t partake in it or in fact opposed it? What about the 20% of Israeli citizens who are Arab or Palestinian? Do you hold the same opinion of foreign settlers in Israel as you do its citizens whom have made a home there for many generations? How do you discern between settlers and “real” Israelis? Do you see any difference between them at all? Why? And what should be done about Hamas, the group that openly calls for the genocide of all Jews around the world and commits war crimes against Israeli citizens? How much of the history behind Israel’s occupation of Palestine are you aware of? Do you think the British government should be held accountable for splitting Palestine in the first place? How would you go about that? Would it be fair to punish the British people for their government’s actions when British citizens didn’t vote for it? How does that compare to your view of Israel and its citizens, and why?
I am absolutely NOT asking trick questions here or trying to “gotcha!” anyone. I am asking these questions precisely BECAUSE they are extremely difficult to answer, with several of them contradicting each other, and they are meant to get an emotional reaction out of you. I certainly don’t know what the “correct” answers to most of those questions are, and that’s exactly my point: there is no simple answer to a problem that has been going on for decades with such a wide, complex history. Historians and political experts who know all the facts and have studied this shit for years don’t know the answer and it’s honestly insulting to all the people suffering to log on every day and see so many people go “actually 😌 I, a random 20-30 something year old on the internet who isn’t even touched by what’s happening in Palestine, have figured it out before everyone else! Just delete an entire country and all its citizens off the map 😊 This is a moral thing to suggest! And if you disagree with me you’re promoting Zionism/terrorism 😘” There are no simple answers and if you think there is one — and especially if you think that answer is to kick citizens out of the country their family has lived in for generations — then you are both wilfully ignorant and evidently fuelled more by hatred than an actual desire for peace and an end to death and oppression and I don’t believe there is a crumb of sincerity in your activism.
Am I naive enough to think that fighting against oppression and occupation is always going to be peaceful? Obviously not. But you’ve got to think about where and when said violence is actually going to be beneficial, and where and when it’s violence purely for the sake of violence, which is NEVER justified. You can’t advocate for human rights and then turn around and say “oh, but not for you.” EVERYONE deserves food and water. EVERYONE deserves shelter. EVERYONE deserves to receive treatment for sickness or injury. NOBODY deserves cruel and unusual punishment or torture. And EVERYONE deserves to be alive. Those are essential human rights that should never, ever be denied wherever it is possible to give them, and disagreeing with that reflects extremely poorly on you and your principles. Think about what narrative you are pushing when you claim an entire people “deserves” bad things. The constant dehumanisation I see happening in online activism (and far too often in real life too) is actually terrifying and if you want to do some real good in the world, I need everyone reading this to examine their potential internal prejudices, even the ones you don’t think you have, and think about who exactly you’re helping when you express thoughts that perpetuate them, and who you may be harming in the process.
Anyway, now that I’ve gotten that out of the way…
Here are some useful resources if you want to make a difference and help people:
Standing Together (an Israeli movement advocating for ceasefire and peace between Israelis and Palestinians)
Zochrot (an Instagram page that seeks to educate the public about the Nakba)
Parents’ Circle (an organisation run by relatives of Israelis and Palestinians killed in the conflict who advocate for peace)
Operation Olive Branch (a Google Doc of Palestinian families seeking evacuation)
Mesarvot Network (an Instagram page run by young Israelis seeking to refuse the IDF draft and end military violence committed by both Hamas and the IDF)
Other Gaza aid organisations to donate to
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useless-englandfacts · 2 months
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how is this not from a parody twitter account
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mixelation · 9 months
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On a scale of lost to bachelor in paradise, where does this reality tv show fall? Or is it in the too hot to handle category?
as sleezy as possible. their "odd couples" are mostly hot people with a few weirdos thrown in for shock value, and then they intentionally try to stir up drama and attempt to coach people through cheating on each other. like they tell konan to get into a hot tub with a hot guy (he's marketed as a weirdo bc he has tats) and they're very explicit it's because they want to make it look like she's cheating on tori. they push alcohol on them and actively harass people off camera to make their behave worse. tori is thriving
tori, leaning in way harder than she meant to: you want DRAMA? (slaps a stranger's ass)
tori: oh god i hate who i've become
konan KNEW reality shows are fake but she lives in a world with a lot fewer of them and a lot less access to information about how they're made, so she ends up surprised by it in a bad way
konan: i knew things were edited, but i didn't expect this much manipulation. they even took my make-up out of my room to try to force me to let someone else do mine?? why are you so unsurprised
tori: oh yeah, i just assume every TV show is fake and every single published photo is doctored.
konan:
konan: even most ninja aren't this paranoid
konan: although this does explain why you're so mistrusting of the news
tori, scratching her fake beard: idk, i don't think it's paranoia-- that's just how my world is.
konan: what the fuck
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