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clone-bar-79s · 2 years

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Okay. So the bad batch teaser is out and many fans have rightfully called out star wars out on the clones still being whitewashed. In response to this outcry, the bad batch stans have called out these angered fans for being overdramatic, stupid and theatrical, all over a cartoon. And while poc don't have a responsibility to teach you just how a cartoon can have an impact on us, I want to give it a try from my perspective. Its a bit long but try would you?

So, I'm brown, desi, and darker than most desis so I've basically been identified as the unfortunate child who didn't end up with the right genes in the family. Desi culture is obsessed with white skin, no surprise keeping in mind the British's involvement, but that's not the point. As a child, I really pissed off my parents for not bleaching my skin regularly and not washing my face ten times a day because by then, I considered any form of skin care as an evil. I hated that I had to do it all to get whiter and so I rebelled against any form of skin care. I hated all the damned whitening creams that were meant to make me beautiful because while it wasn't being stated explicitly, I was ugly for being darker.

In the 90s and 2000s, Desi movies from Pakistan and India showcased darker actresses as the ugly girl in the movie. The one who wanted the guy but wouldn't get him. The one who was pining for a guy who was however pining for the pretty white desi girl. And even if the dark girl somehow did end up winning the heart of the hero, it wasn't because he thought she was beautiful... it was because she had a great personality or was kind or whatever. But despite everything, watching Rani Mukherjee on screen, who I saw myself in, made me feel all sorts of giddy. When she did get the guy and he did tell her he loved her and she did get the happy ending, I believed it was possible for me too, despite being told by every passing aunt and uncle that I'd have a hard time getting a guy, if at all. Rani Mukherjee's presence on screen gave me hope because it told me that I could exist in this fucked up world and expect some form of happiness.

This sole example kept me going for a very long while. I'm not saying it helped me forget everything that had been engrained into my head for the first thirteen years of my life. It didn't make me rethink everything or made me more confident in my own skin. It didn't make me embrace my color, or my features, or my nose or my darker lips. But I knew I didn't have to be ashamed of the way I looked. And that there was more beauty in this world than the Eurocentric beauty I had been forced to accept as the only beauty since I was born . Seeing someone who looked like me has made a difference! This one person's presence on screen helped!

So, for those of you who are screaming out louder than the fans who are very rightfully angered by the whitewashing of the bad batch, you need to stop for a second. If you're white, you've never even had to think about this! That is because every actor in Star Wars looks like you! Bar some aliens and mace windu, the multitude of characters in star wars are white. The greatest jedis, the greatest villains, every skywalker, Kenobi, Rey, Ben Solo, Han, Padme and any other major character you can think of. You don't have to worry about how it feels to not be seen. You've been shown again and again that every princess looks like you and every actress resembles you and every hero has your face!

Polynesians were given a singular chance to see themselves in Star Wars as the clones who were modeled off a polynesian actor. This amazing role that showed us that people of all colors and races do exist! How hard is it to put yourself in our shoes, and empathize for one second, just how awful it feels to see that sole role snatched away ? That out of the millions of stories to tell about the clones, star wars chose to focus on the white versions of the clones. That they actually informed the fans, and proudly might I add, that they chose to model the clones off of white actors? That they went ahead and decided that for some reason it was okay that Tech have a British accent (???). Why is it so hard to understand that its absolutely horrible to see the one role offered to a colored guy, be transformed into a white man who, lets not forget, are supposed to be a new and improved version of the OG clones. And that the only one who most accurately resembles the clones, was made the bumbling brute of the group. And that the young girl who was a copy of Jango is not only blonde, but whiter than any clone ever seen on screens.

Can't you pull yourselves out from your own bubbles for just one second to understand the point of view of those against the bad batch? When they're telling you that the franchise's decision to whitewash one of the few colored characters is hurting them, cant you see why? That when an author tells us it was too hard to bother finding out how polynesian hair works, cant you see why the outrage makes sense? Every decision that star wars makes has an effect on the fans and its absurd for you to negate the impact that media has on all our lives.

#well... this is personal but idk man i think its so obvious why were angry and its so weird to see others say we have no right to be #like theres abolutely nothing in star wars for colored fans except a few examples and you wnat to take that away too?#and offer us nothing but poc as unredeemable villains now?#how can it go over tbb stans heads???#hoooooooooowwwwwwwww?#unwhitewashtbb #the bad batch #the fact that i have seen multiple people argue with me instead of understand my point and tell me its not that big a deal #and that how they as poc still enjoy these shows because tehy dont care?#FINE! DONT CARE! I DO!#But to be spoken over and told to shutup because we are making a big deal out of somehting is just fucked up

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byneddiedingo · 7 months

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Laura Harris, Shawn Hatosy, Josh Hartnett, Clea DuVall, Elijah Wood, and Jordana Brewster in The Faculty (Robert Rodriguez, 1998)

Cast: Jordana Brewster, Clea DuVall, Laura Harris, Josh Hartnett, Shawn Hatosy, Elijah Wood, Salma Hayek, Famke Janssen, Piper Laurie, Christopher McDonald, Bebe Neuwirth, Robert Patrick, Usher, Jon Stewart, Daniel von Bargen. Screenplay: Kevin Williamson, David Wechter, Bruce Kimmel. Cinematography: Enrique Chediak. Production design: Cary White. Film editing: Robert Rodriguez. Music: Marco Beltrami.

Two premises are key to The Faculty: that adolescents see adults in authority as alien figures, and that high school is an instrument for instilling social conformity. The former has been the stuff of movies since Rebel Without a Cause (Nicholas Ray, 1955). The latter is in evidence today in the efforts of states like Florida and Texas to remake education along conservative ideological lines. Unfortunately, Kevin Williamson's screenplay and Robert Rodriguez's direction don't take either premise seriously enough to make more than a raucous but routine sci-fi/horror movie out of the material. The result is exactly as the Criterion Channel describes it: "The Breakfast Club meets Invasion of the Body Snatchers." John Hughes's 1985 movie put a Jock, a Brain, a Criminal, a Princess, and a Basket Case together in detention and explored the interaction of disparate high school stereotypes. The Faculty's misfit crew is a little more complex: Stan (Shawn Hatosy), the Jock, wants to quit the team, and Zeke (Josh Hartnett) is both Brain and Criminal: He concocts his own drug (unfortunately called "scat") in his lab, selling it out of the trunk of his car, and he has an off-the-charts IQ. Elijah Wood's Casey is bullied the way Brains typically are in teen movies, and Clea DuVall's Stokely is more of a goth-punk rebel than a Basket Case. Jordana Brewster's Delilah is an overachieving Princess, both editor of the school newspaper and captain of the cheerleading squad. They are joined by a New Girl, Marybeth Louise Hutchinson (Laura Harris), a transfer from Atlanta to their Ohio high school who comes complete with a somewhat cloying Southern accent. If The Faculty had kept its focus steadily on this group as they uncover the fact that their teachers have been taken over by an extraterrestrial organism, the movie would have had more coherence and suspense. Instead, it opens with the revelation that something is clearly causing the teachers and the principal to go mad and murderous. The principal (Bebe Neuwirth) is attacked in her office by the coach (Robert Patrick), and when she tries to escape, her way is blocked by a teacher, Mrs. Olson (Piper Laurie), who suddenly turns from meek to menacing. After missing work for a day or so, the principal returns as if nothing had happened. Meanwhile, other teachers have been showing personality changes that begin to spread into the student body. It's not long before the movie begins to invoke the other half of its inspiration, Invasion of the Body Snatchers (Don Siegel, 1956; Philip Kaufman, 1978). Williamson, whose screenplay for Scream (1996) was full of allusions to other horror films, can't resist making the source for The Faculty explicit, so when his teenagers cite the movie themselves and use it as a guide to fighting the alien, The Faculty becomes too meta for its own good. There's enough to enjoy in the movie, including good performances by most of the cast. Hartnett is particularly good in the role of a guy who's embarrassed by his own intelligence. It's fun to see Jon Stewart, who plays a science teacher, in one of the acting performances he likes to make fun of. But when it comes to making good on its key premises and developing a real satiric edge, The Faculty has to be called a missed opportunity.

#Laura Harris #Shawn Hatosy #Josh Hartnett #Clea DuVall #Elijah Wood #Jordana Brewster #Robert Rodriguez #The Faculty

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ahsoka-its-all-of-us · 1 year

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Finally home and I can watch the Bad Batch season finale

So you know what’s gonna happen next

I’m about to scream into the void in a post that is probably gonna be mostly incoherent

Anyway, here goes!

Omega including Crosshair ;-; and then Hunter immediately being on the fence about it 🙄 Like dude just admit you don’t want him back ugh. At least the others overruled him

What mission is Rex on? Is it smooching Ahsoka?

TECH AND PHEE you know I changed my mind about them, I think they’re adorable ;-;

I am understanding the Tech stans more and more, man is hot when he’s in his element 😳

I love that dude at the summit who sort of stands up for the clones

KRENNIC AND PROJECT STARDUST NO OH MY GOD

Wrecker putting his faith in Omega but also straight up asking her if she’s up to instead of just putting her up for the job, god the man truly is the only sane one in the batch huh AND HE’S KICKING THE MOUSE DROID

SAW OH MY GOD DFKNFSLDNFRUGNKS I love how we’re getting more and more insight in his path towards being an extremist

Would this be around the time that his Lasat mercenary killed Kallus’s unit?

Also funny how this plan of his kinda parallels the one in Rebels season 4, but then it was Saw who wanted to follow the kyber crystal to its destination and the Alliance that wanted it destroyed

That was episode 15, now on to 16 👀👀👀

TARKIN GIVING THE DO IT LINE AMAZING

Hey you know who would have been extremely useful on this mission? Crosshair! The squad is not at its strongest without him

TECH NO!!!!!!!!!

Omega is me

You know I am not gonna accept it either. Tech is gonna do a Maul. He has to

So they’re giving up on Crosshair?

And they’re back with Cid? Why? Why not go directly to Pabu? Ofc she would betray them urgh

Fuck okay I said before that the Batch needed to experience loss, but I meant like Hunter or something ;-:

Maybe the clones are paternal because their template was, ever considered that?

NO HEMLOCK DON’T CANONISE IT NO NO NO

He’s lying. He’s got Tech detained too. Tech isn’t dead. I am not accepting this

Love how they both immediately know it’s Echo

Well we all knew this season would end with them having to save Omega

Crosshair ;-;

SEE I KNEW EMERIE WAS A CLONE

also

HUNTER YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE

TECH SACRIFICED HIMSELF TO SAVE HIS BROTHERS INCLUDING CROSSHAIR AND YOU WANNA REPAY THAT BY FUCKING RETIRING?!?!?

GO SAVE CROSSHAIR YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN YOU

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jedimasterbailey · 7 months

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filoni stans just don't quit huh?

"people are mad sabine has force powers because it's badly hidden misogyny-"

oh here we go again as if many people haven't already explained in depth how she's been character assassinated.

heads up everyone, if we don't like filoni's stupid ass decisions and contrived writing it must always be because of sexism, racism and whichever excuse stans use to deflect criticism. this is what happens when we spoil their fun. some of them are sounding like last jedi stans who screamed misogyny and racism when fans rightfully pointed out the badly written script, the way kylo almost took over rey's story and the way poc were mistreated. love how they yell sexism while glossing over how filoni made ahsoka's importance all about a man in this show.

sabine was already a good character in rebels without needing to be force sensitive. she had her own cultural identity as a mandalorian. guess none of that matters now, she gets to follow a rote padawan story that makes no sense for her and wasn't even properly developed. all because filoni is far up his own ass about his special mando jedi ocs while disrespecting established jedi characters. good lord, i'm glad this season is over.

NO THEY DO NOT ANON!!!! And that’s the thing that drives me crazy about Feloni Stan’s is I think his project promote bad behavior. There is so much racism and sexism in these projects that everyone is more than happy to turn a blind eye too. I, on the other hand, cannot condone any of it and I refuse to make excuses for it and I will say exactly what’s on my mind even if others are afraid to because this is ridiculous. There are so many talented writers and minds out there who can continue the Star Wars legacy without going low and create inspiring content that can generate hope in future generations to come but nope we’re still gonna keep ignorant people in high places and produce more crap.

And yes Sabine should have stayed true to who she was. There was no need for this Jedi nonsense.

#enough is enough #darth felonious #star wars hot take #star wars #sabine wren #thanks for the ask! 💚💙

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keepittoyourshelf · 1 year

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I saw your post about the ACOTAR subreddit and saw the bit of of how Tamlin’s people actually liked him. I agree completely with it all but adding onto that bit, Feyrug had implant FALSE memories into his peoples minds to get them to rebel because she knew he was good to his people. So she had to make him more the bad guy.

So true! I’d probably have remembered that too if I was able to make myself read it again. I crapped out at ACOMAF last time I tried, and barely made it through with my sight intact for all the eye-rolling, so I decided to play it safe and stop there.

It’s crazy though how little effort SJM had to put into making Tamlin look terrible and still have her stans eat it up like I eat chewy sweet tarts (I.e FAST). If she had actually tried to make it all make sense, I probably wouldn’t be as pissed off as I am, but it’s the fact that she’s so dilligaf about that really makes me want to scream.

#anti rhysand #anti feysand #anti feyre #anti sjm #pro tamlin #anti acomaf #anti acotar #anti inner circle #sjm critical

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yelena-bellova · 1 year

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I saw a poll on this and I wanted to know your opinion: what is the most toxic fandom?

Alrighty, get your snacks and sit back…

I don’t know if there’s necessarily one fandom that’s the most toxic. The toxicity doesn’t come from the product itself because the majority of these shows, movies, games, books, etc. that we all love aren’t morally questionable. It’s individual people that kick up a storm and they’re, obviously, in every single fandom.

That being said, having been a part of online fandom culture since the SuperWhoLock days, here’s my observations…

To this day, the two most toxic fandoms I’ve been a part of are Stranger Things and Star Wars and both have to do with age.

Stranger Things, while being a show that purposefully appeals to many age demographics, seems to draw a lot of younger fans online. Gen Z is completely unhinged with their opinions and, having grown up on social media, see trolling and online attacks as a way to be heard. Cyberbullying? They’re all for it, because that’s what they’ve been taught.

The Byler fandom specifically is the most toxic group of fans I’ve ever seen in any fandom. Again, these fans tend to be on the younger side and have no qualms about screaming their lungs out until they pass out. They’ve gone after multiple actors, other fan accounts, and have taken the joy right out of the show for a lot of us who like to discuss it. I’m not a Byler shipper, but I avoid the stans at all cost just because of the attitudes I’ve seen…

That’s not to say that older fans aren’t part of the problem. The Steddie fandom is intolerable, in my opinion. The Billy Hargrove stans are…otherworldly. And a lot of Eddie fans are straight up crazy. I said what I said…

Bringing us to Star Wars…

Star Wars’ problem lies more with the older fans…it’s straight up racism and sexism. Whenever there’s a POC cast in a role other than Rebel Pilot #64 or a woman is given a lead role, you’d think the sky was falling. And, much like their younger counterparts, hate is the first place they go. They lead online attacks and try to bully and petition the actors either a) out of the franchise or b) off of social media.

Star Wars is a highly political fandom which is hilarious considering it’s a universe about spaceships and little green gremlins that eat blue cookies, but I digress…

Moses Ingram, Kelly-Marie Tran, Daisy Ridley and John Boyega (this is just naming the few that I’m aware of) have all survived so many social media attacks they should have never dealt with in the first place, simply because a bunch of (typically) straight white fanboys can’t deal with representation. Star Wars, in their mind, is reserved solely for the “heroes” and the heroes can only be strapping white males.

And yes, there’s such a thing as forced representation that happens in media to fill quotas or to avoid being cancelled, but so far, Star Wars hasn’t slipped and everyone they’ve hired for their projects has knocked it out of the park. So why does it matter what color their skin is or what their gender is if they’re the best suited to bring their characters to life?

Two fandoms, two different age groups, but the same feral, hateful attitude. One is for representation, one’s against it…but both are wrong.

At the end of the day, these are made up characters in made up universes on made up shows, and there’s fans that take it all a little too seriously. These shows and movies are here for our enjoyment, not to create more discord in the world, and more fans need to realize this.

#sorry for the novel but i have a lot of feelings on the subject #anon #asked and answered #fandom behavior

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boxwinebaddie · 7 months

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Who in the NCU is a 30+ step skincare person and who is a “I sometimes wash my face with bar soap” person.

I think Pep!Stan def uses an Irish spring bar thinking it is enough.

bold of u to assume stan uses soap

LKHDSLKHLKDSHSD IM KIDDING IM KIDDING HELP

but litrally drunk stan has tried to eat a decorative bar soap before rip

but yes ur correct more under the cut <3

to answer your question darling, canonically kyle has the 30+ step skin care routine and both times in both my fanfictions they were created and put in place by barbara stevens

the kyle bebe friendships in my fanfics are sooooo important to me

kyle values the health and quality of his skin ofc which his skin is really well maintained and looks beautiful but...the fucked up flip side is that...its largely a part of his ocd because:

kyle has to do all 30 steps of his skin care routine...

...or else his face is not clean :(

like he has to do every single step and mark it off or his face is still dirty and on really really bad days he'll scrub the skin until its raw and painful and almost bleeding its sooooo AAAAAAAA

-slams my head in a car door-

i fucking love kyle he makes me so SAD!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAA

all his little routine and regimens are disguised as these self help things that are him being responsible and taking care of himself but theyre largely a self harm of him like punishing himself if he does step 16 before 15 and starting over, using scalding hot water, yelling at himself in the mirror :(((((((((((((

stan conversely yeah....he is using the vos peppermint 5 in 1 for everything

tbh whenever i am at my friends there is this dr bronners peppermint all purpose cleaner and i think abt stan every time bc it burns the fuck out of your eyes and smells hardcore of peppermint

he will use...hand soap to wash his face

ONE OF MY FAV PEP HC MOMENTS WAS THAT KYLE LEFT HIS SKIN CARE OUT AND STAN GOT LAZY AND USED A PUMP OF WHATEVER EXPENSIVE SKIN CARE PRODUCT TO WASH HIS HAND AND KYLE ALMOST KILLED HIM ( also it smelled really good and stan does think abt that all the time )

also rm!jersey is a broke college student but bebe was in cosmo school for a second and stole a fuck ton of the student beauty products and hits on the girls at ulta/sephora to get kyle products

and kyle does that shit every single night without fail like WITHOUT FAIL sun snow sleet or shine jersey is doing his skin care baby!

pep stan....that man def is an irish spring soap bar man

RAVEN.....UNFORTUNATELY...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HAS TO WASH HIS FACE

(BOOOOO!!!)

management literally holds his head under the faucet kicking and screaming its so ashdlksad

like he is an international celebrity he has to do skin care kinda

kinda bc he do be rebelling against it

also they are like ok raven we brought u this face mask its like 50 dollars it has all these essential oils and rejuvenating formulas and has been proven by multiple deramtologists to be extremely effect--

and hes like

this one

and theyre like what

and hes like can i use this one its shaped like a cat i like it

LKHSDLKSHDSLKDHSLKHDSLDS

HEEEEEELP

hes like in his little black spa headband in the drugstore cat facemask in the kuromi nose pore strip the akatski silk robe and the terrance and phillip house slippers chasing a ginger wellness with a shot of vodka being a MENACE

like yall can make him do his skin care but hes doing it his way

also he will only take the vitamins if they are gummy and taste good

slay slay olay

-uncle nina

#HELPPPPPPP #ugh kyle using his cleaning regimens as a self harm makes me so sad #like he just is like this is helping me #but then is like u are an idiot u are worthless :(#and yeah stan do not be washing his face #rm raven is held at gunpoint #but he does not care abt effect he cares abt how cool it looks #RAVENSTAN DOING HIS EBOY SKIN CARE AGAINST HIS WILL IS SO CUTE TO ME #LIKE I LOVE HIM OH MY GOD #HES SUCH A BRAAAAT #management is aged 500 years bc of raven antics i swear

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tfc2211 · 1 year

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The Lost Tribe of Wicklow - Christy Moore [Lily] The Well Below The Valley - Planxty [The Well Below the Valley] Follow Me Up To Carlow (written by Fiach Mac Aodha Ó Broin) - Screaming Orphans [Taproom] Ghost Riders In The Sky (written by Stan Jones) - Screaming Orphans [Lonely Boy] March Into Trouble - Horslips [The Book of Invasions] Trouble (With a Capital T) - Horslips [The Book of Invasions] King of the Fairies - Horslips [Dancehall Sweethearts] 1969 - The Tossers [Smash The Windows] Trip to Jerusalem (written by Christy Moore) - Pól MacAdaim [Forsaken Land] Another Day - Pól MacAdaim [My Name Is Troy Davis] I'd Rather Be Dancing (written by Wally Page) - The Amadans [Sin é] Running Bear (written by 'The Big Bopper') - Stiff Little Fingers [All The Best] Harp - Stiff Little Fingers [Get a Life] Sleep on a Clothes Line - Rory Gallagher [Tattoo] The Irish Spring - David Rovics [1939] Bás in Éirinn - Black 47 [Bankers & Gangsters] The Night The Showbands Died - Black 47 [Last Call] Advertising - George Carlin Amazing Offer - Horslips [Short Stories / Tall Tales] Stacey Lawlor - Clan Of Celts [Beggars, Celts And Madmen] Lord Randall's Bastard Son - The Walker Roaders [The Walker Roaders] Seo Yun - The Walker Roaders [The Walker Roaders] The Voyage of the Sirius - John Spillane [The Man Who Came In From The Dark] Arkle (written by Dominic Behan) - Seamus Kennedy [Party Pieces] Concrete Road - Seamus Kennedy [Live!] Cushialitee - Paddy Nash and The Happy Enchiladas [When We Were Brave] Tom Williams - Flying Column [Favourite Irish Rebel Ballads] Home By Bearna - Christy Moore [Whatever Tickles Your Fancy] Farmer Michael Hayes - Christy Moore [Folk Tale] The Galway Farmer - Davey Arthur & Co [Celtic Side Saddle] Euston Station - Davey Arthur & Co [Celtic Side Saddle] Henry Joy - Goitse [Úr] The Queen of Argyll - Goitse [Úr] The Hare in the Heather - The Wolfe Tones [Belt Of The Celts] The Tinvane - Coscán [Dinnsenchas (Lore of Places)] A Warning to Conquerors/ Dublin 1913 - Colm O'Brien [Thomas MacDonagh: Poet and Patriot] The Poems of a Good Man · Martin Butler & John Owens [Thomas MacDonagh: Poet and Patriot] The Snows - Pól Mac Adaim [Forsaken land] Crabs In The Skillet - Horslips [Drive The Cold Winter Away] I Roved Out - Clear the Battlefield [Set Me Free] The Rights of Man - Clear the Battlefield [Set Me Free] Allende - Christy Moore [Live at Vicar Street] Chestnut - The Walls [HI-LO] Grian Gheal Lonrach - The Walls [Ceol 10 Súil Siar] Big Blue Whale - Gypsy Rebel Rabble [The Under Over Album] I'm Moving On - Taste [Taste] If I Don't Sing I'll Cry - Taste [On the Boards] Mama Nature Said - Thin Lizzy [Vagabonds of the Western World] The Hero And The Madman - Thin Lizzy [Vagabonds of the Western World] Vagabond of the Western World- Thin Lizzy [Vagabonds of the Western World]

#Music Compilation #Saint Patrick's Day #Christy Moore #Thin Lizzy #Rory Gallagher #Taste #Stiff Little Fingers #The Walls #Horslips #Screaming Orphans #The Tossers #Planxty

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gimmethatagustd · 1 year

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Anonymously (NO! The world needs to know I'm crushing hard) tell me how you feel about me. I can't reply, I just have to read it and post it: YOU CAN REPLY, IF YOU WANT, WE'RE ALL REBELS ON HERE!💪💪 (screams in Braveheart)

YOU, YOUUUU! You are so fucking cool and funny and soooo sooo sweet and sexy AND FUCKING CUTE🤬🥹! I can't even, you don't understand!

I'm so happy we found eachother on here! I already told you🤭You actually really make me LOL. Our funny messages and DIRTY DIRTY messages are just perfect😈 and we do fuel each other in this and I love it!

ILY so so much and I am definitely for sure your hard stan... I would 10/10 do you... fr tho... I mean 10/10 recommend you... I think 🤣😏🤩

Jeez Fuck I thought I was "straight" (not possible when you love Yoongi, should've known) maybe like Straight ajacent??🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤣🤣 Ajaiiiicent😆 okay okay I'll stop...

Feral🐈‍⬛💜

( screams in braveheart LMFAO )

( i am also screaming but in a fangirl way over you )

( we can all pretend that i did not respond to this )

( but, like, I HAD TO. THIS IS A MUTUAL HARD STAN CRUSH )

#kittycat1dsn #jai asks #ask game

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asrealasadonut · 1 year

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This must be the place

Gif by @karamelcoveredolicity the real mvp of this fandom especially the Sebastian kydd stans.

Warnings: age gap relationship, brief drug use, kissing, (idk how to write physical intimacy can you tell) swearing, grammar and spelling mistakes

Author’s note: Fuck it imma just post this not fully realized Sebastian/oc fic because I refuse to work on it anymore lol

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Summary: Rosie West experienced her first real heartbreak when she was 14. He was the most beautiful boy she'd ever seen. His name was Sebastain Kydd.

It was 1985. Rosie West was the shy younger sister of Top athlete and straight A student, Thomas West. In contrast to her brother, she didn't have many friends. She just went to school and went home.

Her older brother, Thomas walks her home everyday. People at her strict catholic school never paid attention to her, especially boys. It's not that she wanted a boyfriend at that age but, if you paid attention, everyone else had one.

She usually went to her school’s library to avoid any unwanted attention. In the corner of her eye she would see girls and their boyfriends of the week sneak behind bookshelves. They just couldn’t keep their hands off of eachother. She looked away and rolled her brown eyes, holding her book tighter. It was like Rosie couldn't escape it. But deep down, she felt that she was missing out.

One day after school she walked through her favorite place, the video store. She spent most weekends here, renting every movie from the 50s over again until the employees were sick of her hogging the only copy of East of Eden.

She was minding her business when she laid her eyes on a very tall boy that she'd never seen before. He walked in. Blue Jeans. White shirt. Golden blonde hair pushed back. He looked just like James Dean with his pouty lips and his big shiny blue eyes. She couldn’t believe how beautiful he was.

Before she knew it she was following the tall boy. She tried to casually walk down the same aisles he was. When he went to the horror section, so did she.

The boy eventually caught on to the younger girl close behind him and decided to speak to her.

“Hi.”

Her eyes went wide. She didn’t think he could actually see her. She thought she was being subtle and mysterious.

“Hello.” She squeaked back.

All she could do was stare at him.

She fumbled with the vhs in her hands turning the cover over to the front. The blonde boy took notice.

“Rebel without a cause”

“Huh?”

“The movie.”

He points at the tape.

She looks at her hands.

“Oh right!”

She nervously laughed

“I like stuff from the 50s.”

He nods.

“That’s cool.”

He runs a hand through his hair.

His casual gaze was setting her on fire. She had to leave the store and go home and scream in her pillow about this boy giving her attention.

“Gotta go… pay for this.”

He nods, still holding her gaze. The 14 year old girl was stuck frozen in place.

“Okay, bye.”

She quickly snapped out of the trance that big had her in and walked towards the cashier.

She quickly paid the renting fee for the movie and walked out of the store.

The cool air hit her face and eased her racing mind. Who was that guy?? Boys like that don’t just appear out of thin air! It felt unreal like he was a gift from the angels above. Taking pity on a poor teenage girl by creating the boy of her dreams.

A few days passed and it was Friday. The day that mom let Thomas bring all his annoyingly loud jock friends over to the house. Even with her door closed she could hear everything! Thomas could only bring his friends around after school if Rosie stayed up in her room. It was the only way their mother would allow it. This didn't stop the curious 14 year old from spying on whatever they were doing in the living room. Older boys scared her. They were louder and taller and somehow more annoying than the ones at her school.

She peeked out to the living room where the boys were. She overheard her brother talk to the blond boy she saw at the video store!

They were talking and laughing. Thomas rummaging through the kitchen for snacks.

“Hey Tom. Where's your bathroom?” The boy ran his hand through his blonde locks. He sighed.

“Around the corner Down the hall.”

“Thanks.”

He looked tired.

He took his leather jacket off and laid it on the couch.

“God he’s so perfect!” She thought to herself. Her breath hitched in her throat.

He made his way towards the door frame she was standing near. Peeking at him. He squinted slightly. He slowly realized he’s seen her before.

“Oh hey.”

She looked up at him, deciding to be silent. Rosie ddint know what to do with her hands or body. The cute boy from the video store was in her house looking at her.

“Rosie!” She heard her brother say.

She snuck back behind her hiding place.

“Alright I'm going!” she hollers back.

She flashes the blond boy an awkward smile before she dragged herself to her room.

Rosie's bed room was only one door down from the bathroom. She left it open just a crack so she could hear if Thmas wanted something or if her mother came home early.

She was sitting on the floor listening to her michael jackson cassette. She bopped her head to the song when she looked up and saw the blond boy poking his head through her door. He lifted his hand to wave at her.

She quickly slid her headphones off her scalp.

“Hi, you must be Rosie.”

Her heart was pounding.

“Yeah, hi.”

“I think we met before? At the video store right?”

She managed to nod her head.

“He’s just a boy Rosie, chill out.”

She thought to herself. Yeah. A boy who cared to recognize her!

“Shouldn't you be with my brother?”

He shakes his head and leans up against her door frame.

“I was on my way out actually. Just wanted to say hi. I'm Sebastain by the way.”

He told her that Thomas was one of the first people to befriend him at their school. Thomas was so friendly and easy to talk to. It was something Rosie envied. A friend of her brothers actually caring enough to talk to her?? Surreal.

He came around the house more and more. Instead of hanging with Thomas, he’d hang on the doorframe to Rosie’s room and chat about whatever.

Sebastian was different from any other boy she had ever met. He had a genuine gentleness. It was in his big blue eyes. Most of Thomas's friends ignored her, but not Sebastian. He always asked how she was doing, trying to make her comfortable.

Just simple small talk. Nodding like he was interested in the things she had to say. It was like he could tell how lonely she was. Being so shy, it was hard for Rosie to be the one to start conversations, but it felt so easy with the tall boy.

One afternoon after school, she entered the diner alone. Usually her brother would meet her there and they’d walk home together. But when he got too busy with extracurriculars, she had go by herself. Her mother gave her a house key and told her not to talk to strangers.

This time she pleased to see sebastain alone, face pensive. A white coffee mug steaming in front of him. Too hot to drink.

She slipped into his booth.

He looks up with a slow smile forming on his face.

“Good to see you Rosie.”

They talked until it got dark. They made it a habitual thing. They’d share a basket of fries and he would spill his soul to her.

He drove her home. He played her songs that he thought she'd like. They’d go to the video store and give each other movie recommendations. They became close.

That summer, Sebastian told her that his dad got him a replica of James Dean’s race car, Little Bastard. He said they were gonna fix it up together. He was so excited to start working on it. She liked seeing him smile. The way his lip would curl mischievously made her heartbeat thump so loud she could hear it to her ears.

Rosie would ride her bike, passing through his rich neighborhood every day just to catch a glimpse of the beautiful boy. Sometimes she'd catch Sebastain working on his car. He’d wave and smile warmly at the girl. As time passed, she noticed that his dad wasn't around helping him with the car. They were supposed to work on it together.

She stopped in front of the driveway to talk to Sebastian.

“Isn't your dad supposed to help you?”

He shook his head.

“Nah, he had some stuff to do”

He responded. Clearly annoyed.

She bit her lip. She hated seeing him upset.

“If I knew how to fix a car, I’d help you.”

The corner of his lip curled.

“Thanks, Rosie. I know you would.”

She lightly kicked her foot against the pavement. Her eyes were downcast, watching the ground scuff her brand new white shoes.

“You could help me wash it when I'm done.”

She looks up and smiles shyly.

“Okay.”

It was the last weekend before senior year began, so Thomas decided to throw a party at his house.

“Keep your door locked ok? I don't want anyone bothering you.”

He told Rosie.

She stayed in her room catching up on some required reading, the loud music was thumping. It was way too distracting, so she put on her headphones and tried to down out Thomas’ music.

She heard a knock on her door. At first she assumed that it was the booming bass of the music. But she heard the knocking again a little louder. She assumed it was Tommy so she unlocked the door and poked her head through the crack.

It was Sebastain. Her face lit up.

“Hi!”

Her voice was relaxed but excited.

“Can’t sleep?”

She shook her head.

She invited him in. They talked for a while. She’s wrapped up in her comforter and he sat on the ground next to her bed.

“You’re so much easier to talk to than anyone else.”

“Really?”

“Yeah”

They were sitting across from each other. So close now. His head tilted and his bottom lip poked out.

His face was so close to hers now that she could count every eyelash on Sebastian’s face. She really wanted to kiss him but she never kissed anyone before. What if she did it wrong and he wouldn’t like her anymore. Her mind was racing almost as fast as her heart beat.

He cupped her cheek.

“Can I kiss you?”

She tried to breathe. Her heart stopped.

This moment felt like a dream. If she thought too hard about it, he could disappear and she’d wake up.

She nodded desperately.

His lips met hers. His mouth was so soft and warm against hers.

It was like nothing her mind could possibly dream up. She practiced on her teddy bear and watched 50s romance films but this was real. So very real.

He broke away from her face resting his forehead on hers.

“I love you, Rosie.”

Before she could process what he just said, There was a knock on her door. Rosie’s body froze.

“Rosie? You alright?”

It was Thomas calling from outside her door.

“Yeah!”

She hollers back.

“Can I come in? Unlock the door.”

She goes wide eyed.

The tall boy cringes and looks around the room. He quickly opens the window and starts climbing down.

“You’re leaving?”

She whispers.

He shook his head.

“Talk to your brother.”

The window closed and the boy was out of sight.

Rosie sighed and walked to her bedroom door. She unlocked it. Eyes met her older brothers.

“You ok?”

She nodded.

“The party’s dead. Can you help me clean it up before mom gets back?”

She sighs.

“Sure.”

He looks past her room suspiciously.

“Hang back for a bit. I’m still tryna get everyone out.”

She smiles innocently.

“Ok. I’ll come down later.”

Thankfully Thomas was oblivious and made his way down the hall.

She closes the door. Resting behind it, sighing.

She looks out the window to see the boy had left.

The first week of freshman year began for Rosie West and she was still stuck on that kiss. Her first kiss with an older boy. She couldn’t focus on her classes because she couldn’t stop thinking about Sebastian.

One day Sebastain’s Red Porsche pulls up next to her as she's on her way home.

“Hey.”

He greets.

“Hey”

She replied deflated.

“Can I talk to you?”

The boy's eyes were sincere.

Rosie couldn't say no to him.

She tried to sound less desperate than she felt.

“Sure.”

She got into the passenger’s seat.

They sat in silence for what felt like forever.

The older boy turned to her. Not knowing what to say.

“I felt lonely for a long time before I moved here.”

She nods slowly.

“And then I met you and everything started to make sense.”

He tenderly grabbed her hand.

“I meant what I said at the party.”

The back of his fingers brush her cheek.

“Sebastian, I-“

“You don’t have to say it if you're not ready.”

He holds her hand and interrwines his finger with hers.

“We can take it slow.”

They start dating. In secret of course. Rosie was terrified to know if her older brother knew. It was good that they went to different schools so it would be less likely for Thomas to find out about them. Besides that, they tried to be discreet as possible. It worked for the most part.

Most of their time together consisted of Sebastian sneaking into her room when he knew Tomas wouldn’t be home. He had to park his car really far down the opposite end of the street and walk to her place.

His blond head poked outside Rosie’s window. She smiles and opens it.

“Hey, you wanna go for a ride?”

Rosie eagerly nodded. She slipped her shoes on and put on her jacket. The two of them slipped out from the window then made their way to Sebastian’s car.

They rode around for a bit then made their way to the edge of town to a small park with a lake. The boy came often to clear his head or get away from his parents.

Across from a shady tree there they sat in the empty parking lot.

“Oh, Tommy’ll lose him mind if he knew I was out with you this late.”

“Let him.”

She laughed at how loose Sebastian’s attitude could be. He was truly a rebel.

“God, you’ve got the cutest laugh.”

Rosie smiled shyly. Her face warmed up with embarrassment.

Sebastian pulled out a joint. Rosie had never seen one before. She did a double take. She’s seen girls from school smoke cigarettes behind the dumpster at lunch but never anything worst than that.

“You don’t mind do you?”

He asked politely.

She brushed off her reluctance.

“No go head.”

She smiled shyly.

“Can I have some?”

“You sure?”

“If you like it, I wanna try.”

“Rosie you don’t have to.”

“Just a little?”

He shrugged and passed it to her.

She tried to smoke it like the girls at school. Enhaling deeply but exhaling toofast. Rosie started coughing. She didn’t like it too much.

“You’re supposed to breathe out a lot slower. You wanna try again?”

She tired is again with Sebastian’s new advice.

It was a little better the second time. It didn’t feel so different. She thought drugs worked instantly so she just sat there silently waiting for her mind to alter. She handed the joint back to the tall boy.

She pouted. Her ears picked up on the song playing on the radio. She couldn’t recognize it but it was slow and sad. It made her chest ache. She felt it through the radio and into her soul.

Sebastian took notice of her changed demeanor.

“You doin’ ok?”

She looks up at him. Her brown eyes are big and glossy. She felt like she couldn’t breath. His face looked so angelic. The sunset was going down making his face less visible. She wanted the sun to come back so she could see Seb look at her again.

“You're so pretty.”

She could feel the words in her throat getting thick. Before she knew it, tears were flowing down her cheeks.

“Why are you with me?”

Sebastian's eyes go wide with concern

“God sometimes I just look at you and I can’t believe you’re real and…you like me.”

She looked down.

“Did West say something?”

She sniffed and she wipes her eyes on her hoodie sleeve.

She shakes her head like a child.

“No.”

The boy’s eyes were shiny with concern

“I’m sorry! I’m so fucking stupid!”

The blonde shakes his head.

“Oh no Rosie. You’re not stupid.”

He takes her face in his hands and looks deep into her eyes.

Sebastian goes quiet. Thinking of what to say next. He sighs.

“I am crazy about you, Rosie. You know that right? I think you're the coolest. No one gets me like you do. And I love just hanging out with you. I don’t care where we go or what we do. We could just sit in my car all day and I’d be the happiest boy in the world.”

He wipes her cheeks with his thumbs.

“You’re my girl.”

He whispered it like a prayer.

She sniffs. Her brown eyes sparkled with wonder at the beautiful boy.

“Really?”

Sebastian nods. His mouth curled into a sweet smile that took Rosie’s breath away.

He pulled away for a second so she could compose herself.

He puts his hand on her shoulder. He rubbed soothing circles with his thumb.

She wiped her nose and she smiled sadly.

He tilted his head towards her. His eyes never left her.

“Can you remind me? That you still like me.”

“Always.”

She looked down and messed with the ribbed edge of her hoodie sleeve.

“Sorry.”

He chuckles.

“Don’t be.”

He smiled at her and had this coy look in his eye. He put the car in drive and took off.

“Where are we going?”

“You’ll see.”

Rosie watched the sky turn a deep blue as Sebastian drove them into the city. She had never been to New York until now.

He promised he’d take her.

Seeing all those bright lights up close felt magical.

One day Thomas finds out. He gets Sebastain alone at school.

“Stay away from my little sister, man.”

His warm brown eyes turned cold, focused and hard. He was deadly serious.

Just then it really hit him. Sebastian felt like he did at his last school. Wrong. Just wrong.

The next two weeks, they try to avoid each other. No diner. No secret car rides. Rosie became more anxious, she couldn't focus on her classes.

She missed Sebastain terribly so she bravely decided to call his house. She didn't know who would answer, since his parents were always far too busy to be at home with their child. He never answered, but instead the housekeeper. She apologized and told her he wasn't home. That's when she grew worried. He wasn't at the diner after school like normal either.

Sebastian showed up at her house lightly knocking at her window that night.

She threw her bedside lamp on and she let him up.

He grabbed her face a little more forceful than normal.

His lips met hers into a feverish kiss. It took Rosies breath away. Sebastian didnt kiss her like that. He was usually gentle.

“I missed you so much.”

He still held her face and pulled her to her bed.

Her hands never let go of his. Rosie loves his hands. They were so much bigger than hers.

She took one of them and started kissing his palm. She turned his hands over and her eyes grew wide.

His knuckles were all red and scabbed over.

She looked up at the tall boy.

“what happened?”

He pulled his hands from her tender grip and ran one through his hair. The other rubbed his knee.

“I got expelled today.”

Rosie’s face fell.

“why?”

“I started a fight. This guy said something really stupid and then I just lost it and kept beating him til he bled.” I got so mad you know? Just….at everything. I haven't seen my mom in months. Im having a real hard time Rosie.”

He broke down in her arms. She rubbed his back as he tried to keep his weeping at a quiet volume as to not wake up Thomas on the other room. She just let him weep into her stomach.

All she could do was listen to the boy. He had so much going on in his head. Everyone had these bad opinions of him and that really hurt Rosie’s already fragile heart. He was the sweetest boy she’d ever known. No one understood him the way she did.

“

The boy looked up at her. His eyes red and puffy.

“Go to bed with me?”

He nods and slowly stands to his feet. He waited for her to get situated under the covers. He kicked his sneakers off.

“I’ll be right back.” She tells him.

She comes back with a glass of water. She hands it to the sad boy.

“Here.”

He gratefully took it from her and downed the whole thing.

“Thank you.”

He looks up at her.

She strokes his soft blond hair.

“Of course.”

She smiles back.

They climb into her tiny twin bed. Face to face on her pillow. The bedside lamp cast the room in a soft glow. It made his face look golden.

“You’re the only thing I care about.”

He whispered, eyelids dropping.

She closed her eyes and let her exhaustion overtake her body. They fall asleep holding eachother. Cozy and warm.

A soft voice called her name and woke her up the next morning. It was Sebastian leaning over her. He smiled tiredly.

“I gotta go baby.”

She let out a groan and fopped to the other side of the bed and met his eyes. She grabbed his hands lazily. They were soft and warm.

“Don’t go. Lay here with me all day.”

“I really want to.”

He made his way to her window. He slipped out into the blue sky. He pokes his head out to say one thing.

“I’ll call you later.”

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That’s all folks sorry!!

#austin butler #sebastian kydd #fanfic #Sebastian kydd/ofc #sebastian x oc #the carrie diaries #I need to let this fic go back into the wild lol be free little fic be free!!!

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g0thics · 8 months

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danny is so, so particular on how he is perceived as the ghost face. right down to the SCENT that the victims associate with them, using a pungent and expensive cologne during the reconnaissance, stalking and infiltration process of their designs. and a cheaper perfume for 'impromptu' visits; implying that even when danny is being impulsive, he still needs his routines! needs control; to control their victim's experience of the ghost face. using their senses against them. and more importantly: it is a form of psychological warfare that his father had ingrained in him. he is the ghost face, just like the 'ghosts' in his father's stories of vietnam. just like the ghost of his father. killers lurking in the dark, in the jungles, with pale faces and empty eyes. killers that civilians and rebels could not see or hear, but could always smell; triggering the terror, confusion and paranoia that spread like fire in their minds. danny knows exactly what he is doing. he is not a serial killer, in his mind. he is a professional. he is an allegory to the fascist, serial mass murdering systems of the military industrial complex! but he is also a meta on the toxic horror fans/stans that take horror too seriously, throwing tantrums and harassing real people when horror doesn't look the way they want it to look. like a parallel, danny's obsession with ghostface's reputation as a horrifying, unstoppable killer can potentially cause him to act impulsively and violently when he feels that his designs are being insulted or parodied, brutalizing people that he personally believed were responsible for offending the ghost face. but he is also a nod to the original scream film's themes of obsession and projection with the use of horror stories. which, in itself, mocks the fearmongering by puritanical conservatives that insisted horror movies were creating killers & promoting satanism, completely derailing discussions on the actual issues that cause so much violence in a decaying society: poverty, inequality, fascism, and child/domestic/generational abuse or trauma. danny is obsessed with horror stories, like billy. and, like billy, this fixation (coping mechanism) did not turn him into a murderer. danny kills people because that is exactly what his father raised him to be. a killer. he is, literally and symbolically, a product of his environment.

#character: danny.#hc.#ugh ugh. just thinking about this losers lore; the nuances and the spirit of scream's allegory #he's so fucked up but he internalizes/compartmentalizes it with as much intensity as the implosion of a collapsing star #danny: hates being emotional / also danny: emotionally explodes tnt style in a bloodbath that literally makes him black out from the rage

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bruce-wayne-simp · 1 year

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Ok im watching pirate radio/the boat that rocked because I'm a Tom Sturridge stan now

(The movie follows Carl (Tom Sturridge) a 17 year old who got expelled from school for doing drugs. His mother sent him to live on a boat with his godfather Quenton and the band of DJs who run the pirate radio. Shenanigans ensue, the British government tries to take them down, its a good time. Also its set in the late 60s)

I'm like 15 minutes in and it's awesome so I'm gonna liveblog i guess

This is gonna be very Carl-heavy (see 'im a Tom Sturridge stan' above)

Also spoilers if you care about being spoiled for a movie that came out in 2009

From the summary i thought Carl was gonna be some tough-guy rebel but he's just so smiley and innocent and respectful and it's rly sweet. Idk if it's a British thing or what but yeah

The guys are all very stereotypical "guys" and i honestly kinda love it

The one scene where Carl is kinda settling in on his first day and he comes into the Count's DJ space(?) is so funny. Hes like 'are you nervous' and gives Carl a hug then slaps his ass and tells him to get the fuck out

The f-word scene is BRILLIANT. Go watch the clip on youtube it's so good

Carl just revealed hes only been to all boys boarding schools and as a result he is a virgin and has also never kissed anyone. I know enough about this movie to know it comes up later. Also the way he can barely say 'sex' is adorable

Also Carl is very relatable

Midnight Mark is kinda hot ngl

Oh Jesus christ 🤦‍♀️

Apparently 'later' is NOW

Secondhand embarrasment galore oh my god 😭😭😭😭 poor Carl

Dave tried to trick his hookup by letting Carl have sex (basically rape) her so he could lose his virginity. For what it's worth, Carl is reluctant because of the morality of it (and he's an impressionable 17 year old) and she turns the light on and sees him and they both scream

Omg we're at the scene where we meet Bob. Poor Bob does the show early in the morning and nobody ever sees him so when he comes down in the morning everyones like 'who tf are you'

Thick Kevin: what was his name again?

Young Carl: Really?

Oh btw Thick Kevin and Young Carl are roommates on the ship

Aww Quenton gave Carl a date w his niece, Maryanne, for his birthday

Lmaoo he literally said hi to Maryanne and then left and is asking Dave for a condom

'Do you know how it works?' Carl, babe, your answer doesn't sound very convincing

Carl, my love, you JUST MET HER. I cannot overstate how naive he is.

Dave is an asshole. That's all. (He almost fucks up Carls chance with Maryanne and then sleeps with her while Carl is looking for another condom)

'Maryanne, I see you.' Heartbreaking 😭😭

Honestly there are some very sweet moments and this is one of them 😭😭😭

Harold and John bring Carl tea and biscuits while he's sitting on a bench, upset. They don't say anything but by the end of the scene Carl is eating a biscuit and smiling and Harold gives him a hug 😭😭😭😭😭😭

(Link to the scene bcs its so sweet: https://youtu.be/66U9Kfr4UhE )

And honestly when Gavin gives him the condom was kinda sweet too. Like he's proud of him and gives him advice (bad advice, but still it's the thought that counts)

I fucking love Felicity. She's the only woman on board full time and that's because she's a lesbian. I hope she gets her girlfriend ❤️

Omg Midnight Mark was having an orgy lmaoo

Simon is so sweet😭😭 He went to Carl and Kevin's room and told them he's getting married and I'm pretty sure just asked Carl to be his best man??

'HANDS OFF, YOU LESBIAN' Love it

STAG PARTYYYYYYYY

Omg he's known her for 2 weeks

This entire sequence is very British 😭😭

Oh God they're all hungover

Ooooh who is Carl's father???

God he's so pretty in this scene

Link to gifset (if ur a sandman stan you've seen it before):

'I think sometimes i should be called Clever Kevin. What do you think about tha-' *falls out of bed*

THE WAY CARL DIDN'T EVEN FLINCH AT KEVIN FALLING 💀

Aww Simons speech to the listeners about his wedding was sweet

THE WEDDING

Simon holding Carls hand and Carl being like wtf and walking away

Quenton: We are gathered here in the sight of God, apparently. Which is, I don't know, scary?

Carl is smoking while being Simons best man i love him (Protip: looking for Carl in a scene? Look for a cigarette first)

Oh god Simons new wife just told him she's in love with Gavin

Oh no she only married Simon to get on the boat to get with Gavin :( Poor Simon

Top tier music choices all around though

Harold is such a good friend

Everyone here has two brain cells between them (yes im at the Chicken Game)

Aww Gavin apologized to Simon

Lmao they're basically playing never have i ever

Aww Carls mom is coming by

'Just in case you wanted to brush your hair or hide that stack of pornography you keep on that shelf' QUENTON

Oh god he's dreading seeing her

Aww Kevin wished him luck 😭😭

He asked if Quenton was his dad and his mom was like 'uh no wtf'

Its BOXING DAY

'It was a shag well shagged the night you made this little fella' Dave to Carls mom

DAVE SAID CARL IS ONE OF THEM AND THEY WANT HIM TO STAY FOREVER AWWWW

The posh government people on boxing day im sobbing its so funny and silent

Oh god Bob is Carls father (Bob gave Carl a message earlier and he told her right before she left)

She was like 'How old are you' and did the math from there lmaoo

CARLS MOM SLEPT WITH MARK HAHA

'Telll Mark it was a lovely night!' 'NO! NO!!' lmfaooo

Carl is telling Bob hes his dad oh my god its so sweet

JOHN DON'T INTERRUPT. FUCK

Parliament just created an act making pirate radio illegal as of new years day

Quentons like 'pirate radio is dead' and everyone else is like 'nope'

The Count pulled the 'Murica card lmaoo

'Obviously im in. You're the only people in the world who like me' IM GONNA SOB GIVE CARL A HUG RN

OMG MARYANNE IS BACK

And her friend Margaret

Carl ur so fucking cute (he ssked if she wanted to play scrabble or something 😭😭😭)

OUR BOY IS DOIN IT

omg is Felicity gonna sleep with Margaret??

Lmfao the FUNNIEST SCENE

Ok so Carl comes out of his room in the morning, he turns around and the entire ship is standing there cheering, The Count is on the air and the nation (20 MILLION PEOPLE) are waiting with baited breath as to if Young Carl lost his virginity

The Count is asking him if he did it lmaoo

The Count: -and remember, the reply 'i don't wanna answer that question' means yes

Young Carl: im certainly not going to answer that question

Lmao John is reporting it as news 😭😭 'a nice young man has lost his virginity in the north sea'

Lmao Felicity and Margaret are popping their heads out of another door and everyones smiling GOOD FOR HER

Lmao they're leaving and Felicity is holding a huge sign that says I love you

Listen its the 70s lesbians gotta do what lesbians gotta do

Omg the govt raided the wrong ship 💀💀💀

Holy shit the engine just exploded on the ship as they were sailing away

'Ok the good news is the engine has just exploded and we're all going to die' Quenton NEVER misses

(The bad news is theyre gonna drown/freeze to death in the North Sea btw)

Theyre asking fans for help

Gavin: Here's a rather long record. I hope I'm here at the end of it.

FUCK

They're all grabbing the shit they can/stuff they want and can carry

Carl just ate shit oop

Oh wow the government isnt gonna save them bcs of 'costs'

Midnight Mark is a badass. Going through a sinking ship in leather pants?? Unmatched. Icon.

Lmao Angus is like 'i know nobody here particularly likes me but I'm glad to have known you all' and Simon is like 'no!! Everyone here likes you. Raise your hand if you like him'

And everyone does except Dave who tries and can't make himself do it so Simon says to be honest and everyone puts their hands down lmaoooo

Oh no where's Bob? Also Carl literally says 'where's my dad?' And i just wanna know if everyone knew beforehand or if that's how they found out who Carls dad is

Omg Bob had no clue the boat was sinking because he was listening to music

Bob just let go of your fucking case you are both DROWNING

Aww Dave saved Carl bcs he felt guilty about sleeping with Maryanne

God they're climbing up to the top of the ship now

Oh no the Count is gonna go down with the ship

Lmao Carl said fuck

FANS ARE COMING TO THE RESCUE

Theyre jumping in to swim to the rescue boats and Bob and Carl held hands to jump in together 😭😭

Gavins doing a backstroke lol

MARYANNE SAVED CARL (and kevin)

The rest of the ship is going under

THE COUNT RETURNS

EVERYONE'S ALIVE WOO

And the movies over, bye lol

#pirate radio #the boat that rocked #tom sturridge #rhys darby #should i tag this as sandman #nah #changed some spelling errors oop

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