#☆*charlie's rambles

[viewfinder-chernobyl]

SOLUTION TO BEING MUCH TO SCARED TO TALK TO MUTUALS:

FUgkin..... hit em with ur paws......

#charlie rambles

[a-little-ray-of-fantasy]

The five cutest, most wholesome characters in Hazbin Hotel will still look utterly terrifying the moment you are threatening their loved ones (or you're in stabbing range, in Niffty's case).

#Vivziepop #Hazbin Hotel #Charlie Morningstar #Emily #Hazbin Hotel Emily #Sir Pentious #Lucifer Morningstar #Niffty #Hazbin Hotel Niffty #Fave Character #Comfort Character #Personal Rambles

[spoonietimelordy]

By the way, for people who did not stay informed about Palestine throughout last week:

Isreal has planned to attack Rafah and to completely close the border to Egypt on the first day of Ramadan. This week is the very last week where we can help disabled people to get out. We do not know when the border will be open again, but it could last month if not a year. And evacuating those people out is extremely expensive. If you can please send money to either of those 2 links:

https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/raindoved

https://venmo.com/u/Rain-Dubilewski

The money is going to Safebow to evacuate kids under 4yo, disabled, and pregnant people. Those are people who definitely will not survive if they are stuck in gaza. They are extremely urgent cases, people with cancer, who need insulin, people with broken mobility aids etc...

please help.

If you're giving at least 20€, you can send me proof of it and I'll count it as an art commission.

Edit 01/03: thank you so much to everyone who gave! But I don't think I'll be able to take anymore commissions. We've now raised more than 483$US 🤯.

Please reblog the edited version now to let people know that I cannot promise to do more commissions that I already agreed to. And I know that I will stil get new DMs, I cannot stop that, and I refuse to disabled reblogs because it's too important. But if people DM me from now on, because they did not see the edit, I cannot promise them any deadline at all.

Edit 2: commissions re-opened because of recent issues they had with funding.

@lightning-in-your-teeth @rearranging-deck-chairs @chaosandwolves

#I have followed those evacuation online #i trust them #charlie is rambling #Palestine #Safebow

[rose-morose]

I didn't even notice this holy shit that is fucking hilarious

on a somewhat more serious note I see a lot of people complaining about Vaggie's unhealthy perspective of her relationship with Charlie and how her whole existence is devoted to supporting her partner but I think the flashback to her losing her wings helps explain it

like of course it's unhealthy, but she has room to grow and that's what storytelling is all about, and it makes sense that she is so single-mindedly devoted to Charlie because she lost absolutely everything and Charlie was the first and only new thing to enter her life since

she doesn't have other interests or reasons for living because she lost all of that when she was expelled from heaven, but I look forward to seeing her develop as a person and the evolution of Chaggie to a much healthier place

relationships in media don't have to be perfect, it's realistic that many of these relationships have unhealthy aspects but that's what makes us root for them is that they can improve

#hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #vaggie #chaggie #hazbin hotel charlie #hazbin hotel vaggie #hazbin hotel emily #hazbin hotel spoilers #rose rambles

[absolute-flaming-trash]

Charlie really living up to the name

#riri rambles #charlie morningstar #Hazbin Hotel

[house-of-cards-and-crime]

the sorry boys and the tropes they apply to all of their characters:

tommy "has a destructive breakdown at some point in the timeline" innit

ranboo "religious trauma coded" live

philza "subverts expectations by being the most normal guy Until He Isn't" minecraft

charlie "is this even a character anymore or is he just like this" slimecicle

#sorry boys #the sorry boys #philza #philza minecraft #tommyinnit #ranboo #tsb #slimecicle #charlie slimecicle #organizey tags as usual > #stuff and nonsense ramblings etc

[squishydem0ns]

In case anyone else also needs to stare at these pictures for the next week *cries in found family*

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel screenshots #hazbin hotel screencaps #hazbin hotel spoilers #hazbin hotel masquerade #angel dust #charlie morningstar #screencaps #angel #charlie #this episode broke me multiple times #this was one of them #squishy rambles

[charlieism]

#iasip #always sunny #its always sunny in philadelphia #charlie kelly #dennis reynolds #mac mcdonald #dee reynolds #jay rambles #macden #macdennis

[feathers-silly-rambles]

OH!!! OH!!!

DO YOU SEE THIS??

DO YOU SEE IT??

SHE'S TOUCHING HIS SHOULDER!!

Oh mah gawd. He doesn't let anyone touch him unless they're his friends.

If they aren't his friends, he'll either lean away or wipe off his hand. He hates being touched if he's not the one initiating it, to the point of wiping his sleeve off when Lucifer's hat just BARELY grazed against it.

He didn't wipe his shoulder off when Charlie stopped touching him either.

AND!!!

And!!!

Before You Say 'He did lean away', or 'She wasnt actually touching him, her hand was just near him', Take A Look At This!!

Look closely at how he moves when she splits them up. He doesn't lean away, she SHOVED him. She actively MOVED him. That wasn't an 'oh she's making contact with me, guess I should lean away', it was a 'well she's shoving me now, I'll shut up for a minute'.

Which also proves she WAS touching him. She couldn't have shoved him if she wasn't making contact.

He didn't lean away from it, he didn't retaliate. The ONLY people he lets touch him are people he cares for. And not only did she put her hand on his shoulder, she actively pushed him back, and he showed no sign of discomfort towards it. So why am I screaming about this?

Because he DOES care! It proves he cares for her. Don't get me wrong, I still think saying he's her 'dad' is a bit of a strech, but he does care enough to let her touch him. He doesn't dislike or even have a neutral opinion on her. She's his friend, even if just a little bit.

Just an edit to clarify; I know 'friends' is probably also not the best word to use, but it's just the easiest way for me to describe it.

#hazbin hotel #alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #lucifer #hazbin hotel lucifer #charlie #hazbin hotel charlie #feathers rambling #screenshots #please debate with me if you don't think this is right #the best way to see if my theory is solid is if people try to poke holes in it #spoilers #episode 5 #hazbin hotel spoilers #you have no idea how much trouble gave me about this post #for some reason it wouldn't let me post it from the app if I added the photos #So I had to go on the website and fight with it there #and go back and forth because I could properly position the images on the website #A big pain #:.)

[viewfinder-chernobyl]

omg jay ferin

#charlie rambles

[ohbother2]

OKAY SO-

Alastor lost his cool and flipped his shit immensely when Lucifer showed up - why would that be? and why wedge himself between Lucifer and Charlie? Why would he react so viscerally when his literal main-competitor for retaining his rank and respect is Vox, and Vox openly antagonises him first, trying to drag Alastor's reputation through the mud in his broadcasts

Alastor remains cool, calm, collected, and in doing so completely surpasses Vox's attempts

in many ways, Alastor is unflappable. Always smiling, always a step ahead, always the most powerful and domineering in a room

and then- Lucifer shows up. This short statured, rosy-cheeked, rather pathetic excuse of a man

he waltzes in to the hotel, a fumbling over-excited mess, the least threatening a person could possibly look in hell, barely reaching Alastor's waist

and yet, he outranks Alastor, he could over-power him easily, he is the predator

and Alastor simply cannot handle that

Alastor may be furious that such a week-minded, emotionally unguarded man ranks so far above him with no way for Alastor to even attempt to gain the same status

so what does Lucifer lack? what is the one thing Alastor can have that he can't?

a relationship with Charlie

his anger is calculated, he finds what hurts Lucifer, he finds his weakness, he grips onto it with both claws, and he drags it in front of him, mocking the fact that, yeah, sure Lucifer may outrank him, but in his daughters mind? one of the few things Lucifer can't control? Alastor has the power, has the lead - in all manners of 'power' and 'influence' that Lucifer cannot control, Alastor makes sure he knows he is on top - he is Charlie's favourite, he succeeds where Lucifer has failed her

regardless of his motives, he has been there for Charlie, and Lucifer hasn't, and that's all that matters

but why does he have this deep-rooted need to prove himself? why can he not accept that he is still the second most powerful in that hotel?

his need for power, for dominance, for control is shown again when Husk confronts him in the hallway

'big talk for someone who's also on a leash'

this time, Alastor doesn't even bother targeting Husker's, insecurities, his weaknesses

he drags him down the hallway chained at his neck, teeth gnashing and positively enraged

there's no typical Alastor intelligence or cunning behind this action - it is pure unadulterated rage, it's a: I can kill you, and I will

killing husk would be useless - Alastor obviously has a purpose for him, that's why he's been kept alive and the other overlords haven't, killing him would get rid of any leverage Alastor had, it would get rid of Husk full stop

Alastor has been gone for 7 years, and now he's back, supporting a cause he doesn't believe, forced to wander around the hotel halls and haunting its residents instead of freely roaming Hell

Lilith has also been gone 7 years - and she isn't yet back

Alastor just so happens to appear at the hotel mere moments after Charlie tries to talk to Lilith, marching into the foyer and wedging himself into the project with a showman's flair

he is chained, he is chained to that infernal hotel where he doesn't belong - he cannot be redeemed, he doesn't want to be redeemed

he is chained to Lilith, and by extension he is chained to Charlie

and in his eyes, he is powerless, so utterly and infuriatingly at the mercy of those above him, and that simply won't do

so what can he do? what can a man, whose greatest desire is power, who's biggest insecurity is the power and status he wields over others, do to reclaim some semblance of that power? how can he usurp Lilith? how can be make this soul-bond beneficial to him?

he can win Charlie over - he can replace her father in the process, he can mould her as he sees fit, he can play on her need to view the best in everyone, in the need to create friendships and her insatiable ability to care for those around her

he cannot get to Lilith, he cannot match Lucifer, but he can have Charlie

and he's nearly got her

and when he does? who's to say her naivety, her trust, the relationship he's intentionally crafted with her, leads her to strike a deal with him in a moment of need? when the angels attack, when the hotel begins to crumble, when heaven commands her to stop her efforts? why wouldn't she strike a deal, in her mind, he's as caring as a father figure, and a man who's been there since day one unlike either of her parents

she shakes his hand

he has her soul

he has Charlie, and he has Lilith, and he has Lucifer

there's nothing they can do, and isn't that really what power is? not raw-strength, not magic, not status, but the ability to control those who others may believe to be above your own station?

he's forced to the hotel, he's chained down and unable to grab for more power - if Lilith is preventing him from earning it himself, well, he can always just force her to give it to him

all it takes is one hand shake.

the cherry on top? he get's to show Lilith it's her own desire for him to be at the hotel that has allowed him to ensnare them all

#rambling #let me know your thoughts #I want to hear other pals theories #let him be mean #let him be downright awful #despicable human being #we never really see those types in media #and this is literally hell #this is the place for a truly fucked up irredeemable bastard #this is far longer than I wanted it to be but Minot editing it #so there you go #hazbin hotel #alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel husk #hazbin hotel vaggie #hazbin hotel charlie #Charlie morningsta #Charlie morningstar #lucifer #hazbin hotel lucifer #lilith #hazbin hotel lilith #hazbin hotel vox #vox #dad beat dad #lucifer morningstar #vivziepop #vivzieverse #hazbin

[honkceasar]

I think every Charlie Slimecicle ttrpg combat turn goes like this:

With my action I pull out The InstaKiller3000, which everyone forgot I had and collectively agrees I should not have ever under any circumstances. With my bonus action I am going to use the most vaguely worded spell in existence and argue semantics with the dm for at least 10 minutes until I somehow bs my way into making a shitty spell turn The InstaKiller3000 into The InstaKiller10000. I’m now going to describe the most epic fucking visual any human being could come up with for when I use The Instakiller10000. Time to roll for damage!!! It’s a 1, and with my equally horribly rolled stats that makes it a -3. I hit myself in the face with The InstaKiller10000 and die instantly

#literally every campaign he’s a PC in is like this #It’s so funny it never gets old #jrwi #just roll with it #jrwi show #just roll with it show #slimecicle #charlie slimecicle #jrwi riptide #jrwi apotheosis #jrwi prime defenders #jrwi pd #honks jrwi rambling

[spoonietimelordy]

The concept of plagiarism going from "taking someone else's work and passing it as your own" to now being "anything that you take inspiration from to make your own thing" is killing creativity, I'll fight people on that. Online plagiarism software flag anything similarly formulated as plagiarism, like come on, there isn't 100 ways to give the date of birth and death of someone for example, this is fucking up teenagers mind.

That's how you get kids calling out artists for stealing poses or color palette.

#charlie is rambling #also that's because of capitalism

[anthurak]

I will say, this exchange makes me feel pretty confident in the theory that Charlie is going to turn out to be a LOT more powerful than people, namely the sinners, give her credit for.

It's not that she can't command authority/put her foot down/literally atomize any sinner who's ever given her shit with a metaphorical snap of her fingers.

She simply doesn't WANT to.

...yet.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel ramblings #charlie morningstar #the day charlie gets TRULY pissed off is the day literal armageddon happens

[willowshimmer]

Alastor without his staticy voice is something I never knew I would hear and kind of love...

AAAAAAAA CHARLIE MARRY ME! YOU LOOK GORGEOUS!

Lucifer really needs to talk with Charlie more to understand swearing. FOR THIS NOT TO HAPPEN!

Oh shit he actually looks like Alex Brightman (His VA)

YEAAAAAH YOU GO NIFTY KILL THAT MF!

OMG I KNEW IT! I FUCKING KNEW IT! HE WAS GOING TO DIE BY SACRIFICING HIMSELF! I'm gonna go and cry in a corner...

I really hope Lute returns and I hope season 2 will be just as AMAZING as this season!

#willow shitposts #willow rambles #hazbin hotel #adam hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel adam #alastor #alastor the radio demon #hazbin hotel alastor #sir pentious #hazbin hotel sir pentious #hazbin sir pentious #hazbin vaggie #vaggie hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel lute #hazbin lute #lucifer hazbin hotel #hazbin lucifer #charlie morningstar #hazbin charlie #charlie hazbin hotel #nifty hazbin hotel #hazbin niffty #this is amazing #can't wait!

[localcanadiancryptid22]

It's always "oh god! oh god what the fuck!" and "What is wrong with you??!?!!? WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!" and never "thanks for bringing me back from the dead and also giving me cool insect wings and mandibles,did you have fun digging up my corpse?'.

#lmao #fave #charlie rambles #sciencecore #villaincore #evilcore #chaoscore #cryptidcore #feralcore #bastardcore #goblincore #gremlincore #dirtcore #mosscore #weirdcore #dreamcore #unreality tw #grave digging #resurrection