Just watched Blue Eyed Samurai and ooooooomg it was fantastic
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Bungou Stray Dogs Chapter 106.5 spoilers
Did anyone else think Sigma and Dazai were gonna kiss this chapter or was it just me?
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Hi :3
Im the little moncey man (aka bug) and i write stuff
HIATUS: yeag ๐ค
Here's a link to my current To-Do list!
In queue: 4
Requests for general oneshots (unless said otherwise in the fandoms list) are currently: open
Fandoms (listed most motivation to do to least):
My Own OCs! (depends on the character)
Undertale (depends on the character)
DDLC (all characters currently open)
Dark Deception (depends on the character)
Sofia the First (depends on the character)
Ace Attorney (depends on the character, may be ooc)
Disney movies (depends on the character, may be ooc)
Warioware (depends on the character)
((this list can be changed at any time))
WILL DO:
F/O imagines
Prompts
Headcanons
Short imagines specific to a certain character
Multi-part series
Character x reader
Character x character
Yandere (i will put a trigger warning)
LBGTQ+ relationships and readers, this includes neopronouns, gay/lesbian relationships, and trans readers
WILL NOT DO:
Minor x Adult (if the character is a child, the reader will be as well. not only that, but it will not be romantic. all child x reader here will be platonic, i will not age them up. I will write romance for teenagers x teenagers their same age, but no characters 14 or under will be written romantically.)
Incest
Smut (i may start an alt blog for it)
I will code my fics with specific emojis for easy findin! Lawls
โบ๏ธ = fluff
๐ = angst
๐ค = comfort
๐ = yandere
๐ง= before confession/during confession fic
๐= after confession/already dating fic
๐ณ = gender bended character
๐ฑ = masc!reader (he/him)
๐ค = fem!reader (she/her)
๐ = gn!reader (gender-neutral reader)
๐๏ธ = multi-parter
๐ = poly relationship
๐ค = includes recommended song/playlist to listen to while reading (all wil be on YouTube)
I don't mind if you send multiple asks with multiple different requests, as long as you are patient with me. I have bad anxiety and ADHD that makes me procrastinate and stress, so if i don't get to all your requests quickly, that's why.
DNI: usual dni, proshippers, minor x adult shippers, cedfia shippers, people younger than 13
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I have to say that Iโm impressed with those of you who can form actual thoughts and speculation about this album already.
Honestly, Iโm still absorbing it. Something different hits me every time I listen. It will be months before I listen in any way other than first track to last track. No skipping for me while I try to wrap my brain around this masterpiece Harry has gifted us.
More power to those of you who have opinions about lyrics and melodies and sounds and production. No judgment here. Just know Iโll share my thoughts and speculation when Iโm ready, and I hope to have an original thought at that point ๐
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OOOOO HAVE YOU DRANK WATER TODAY? ALSO I WANNA BITE OSAMU
thatโs completely understandable i wanna bite him too like timeskip osamu is just SOโฆโฆโฆ fuck me silly or whatever ๐
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GODDESS
pairing: oscar piastri x model!reader
summary: when they said girlfriend effects is real, now take a look at oscar and his significant change on his aesthetic and self.
warning: timeline inaccuracies, daniel appearing on sus moments, lovesick oscar
a/n: i think i haven't made smau for oscar just yet, and this time i'll make him so in love with his gf as he always do.
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ellefanning that magazine is from the waiting room, i believe...๐ค
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username is she the rumored wag?
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username this is so blair waldorf coded
username mommy sorry? mommy? sorry, mommy?
bellahadid pretty pretty angel ๐ผ๐ป
username who is she rumored with tho?
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username i thought y/n is oscar's wag??
โคท username she is
โคท username so why's lando commenting and not him
โคท landonorris phone limit is real in here
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username oscar why are you switching your aesthetic to this what happened?
username since when did he becoming so aesthetic
username girlfriend effect is real y'all
username AESTHETIC OSCAR๐๐
yourusername what happened to your usual orange related posts?
โคท oscarpiastri washed it up
โคท username wdym washed it up?
username he is so gorgeous (i just see his lower body)
username he does this on purpose
landonorris yo yourusername look at your boyfriend
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โคท username i believe that is respectful enough
username but imagine oscar being like this everytime like oh shiii
username bro is changing his aesthetic overnight is crazy
username i mean if your gf is y/n i'll be doing that too
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username OSCAR WITHOUT ORANGE???๐ฑ๐ซต๐ปโผ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ
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yourusername how's your sunday going?
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oscarpiastri going perfect with my beautiful lover
โคท yourusername wonder who she is
landonorris enough flirting in the comments section guys
username i understand oscar i understand
username that prada sunny is looking real good omg i want itttt
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username ok now paddock visit when?
username i'm excited to see her on the paddock with the wags
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username don't be like that oscar i know you want it too
username deep down he wants it too
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username with just this i am feral like oscar pls pick up your gf
username he wasn't wrong when he said i'm in love with her bcs so do i
username ASJSKWSMSNSAK@!#$&+)#(_38
oscarpiastri my pretty pretty angel
oscarpiastri my angel, my goddess
oscarpiastri you are truly a blessing from god to me
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โคท username i bet she's blushing when she typed that
username why is she naked
โคท username it ain't naked, it's fashion
โคท username as long as she showed her boobs out i think it's naked
โคท username and as long as i see you here i think it's useless
username AWWWW PLS I'M SINGLE LET ME CRY IN PEACE
โคท username username cry with me then๐ญ
username DADDY'S HOOOOMEEEEEE
username slaying the office look down
username balenciaga really said: say no more we're gonna making you a daddy
โคท username if she's daddy, oscar's the mommy then
โคท danielricciardo i love what we're talking about here
โคท username danielricciardo WHY R U HERE๐ญ๐ญ
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yourusername girl dinner?
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lailahasanovic girl dinner indeed
username WHAT THEY'RE TOGETHER NOW
username i used to pray for situation like this
lailahasanovic so much fun with youuu๐๐ฉท
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sandyliang two of a very beautiful friendship
username girl dinner indeed๐ฝ๏ธ๐
username you can see the efforts of her taking a perfect picture for the earrings
username we love a full efforts queen
mickschumacher ๐๐ฅฐ
username mick ๐ค oscar = their gf biggest supporter
username i never thought of this crossover to even happen
username i mean the both wags are model, but i am waiting for her to join rebbeca or smth idk
oscarpiastri ๐๐ฅด
โคท landonorris i can see him smiling while replying this. he is too lovesick with you please pick him up
โคท charles_leclerc i see him too
โคท danielricciardo i have his picture
โคท oscarpiastri why are you always doing that
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yourusername added to their story!
caption: here we go, rocking it again
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yourusername so scarlet it was maroon ๐ท
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mclaren no y/n this is not you๐๐...
username ferrari's liking...
username she showed up, posting after the show and looking red not orange what is this all about actually
username omg i have a crazy idea here
carlossainz55 i swear we did not tell her anything
username she rocking every color and i am so jealous of it
oscarpiastri my beautiful girl
oscarpiastri ๐ท๐
username what happened to her hair?
โคท yourusername i trimmed it just a bit
โคท username BUT SHE LOOKS COOL ANYWAY๐ญ๐ญ
username i know she listens to taylor bcs who didn't
โคท username ...probably oscar
โคท username she'll make him a swiftie in no time
username she looks stunning in red, wonder what she'll looks like in orange
username orange dresses are quite hard to get tho
โคท username i know, but because of that rareness, orange is quite luxurious too
โคท username it's papaya tho, not orange
โคท username as long as it looks orange, i called it orange
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f1wags international model and oscar piastri's girlfriend, y/n l/n is finally coming to monaco grand prix after a long while not attending the gp. the model's shared a long awaited hug with her partner and also had her time to visit a monaco yacht show a moment before that. other than that, she looks very beautiful with an elegant combination of her fits when she attended the monaco yacht show.
photo credit: @/vivienecarolf1 on x.
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username even admin is a y/n fan
โคท username everybody is a y/n fan, even if they're not, they are a y/n fan
username she looks so darn gorgeous
username as they always said, oscar is never wrong in choosing his partner bcs she is sooooooo glorious
username oscar's right she is a goddess
username i might be switching side
username rich girl energy
username she's got that carlos energy type of richness
username that prada sunglasses is everywhere
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username she is so pretty
username literal fairy i agree
username my favorite y/n picture is out y'all
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gigihadid pretty bb<3
anokyai ๐๐๐๐
barbarapalvin when are we going to do it together
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alexandrasaintmleux the prettiest ๐ฅนโค๏ธ
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username i need to know where is the top from
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โคท username NOT THAT TOP๐๐๐
username the neck is inviting i know
username her pose is always the best
username i want to be her๐ฎโ๐จ๐ฎโ๐จ
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oscarpiastri saturday going great
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username her morning face>>>
username i love when she looks all shy like this, it's adorable
username y/n captured by oscar is top tier
โคท danielricciardo oh??? so y/n captured by me is low tier?
โคท jackdoohan don't get jealous here boomer
โคท username "BOOMER"๐๐๐๐
username it's quite hard to adapt that this is oscar's ig
username y/nโs effect on him is so strong
username her shy face is sooo cutee
username in her super shy era
username mama
username wondering what their kids gonna look like
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username my my, date night with oscar
username damn his handddddsssss
landonorris i love the matching post between these lovebirds
estebanocon i love your love life. fascinating.
โคท landonorris same
โคท username aren't we all though??????
oscarpiastri the best day of my life
โคท yourusername wait for this night
โคท username AWOOPโ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ๐จ๐จ
โคท username IN THE HOTEL ROOM
โคท username PUBLICLY???!?!?!!!๐ซฃ๐ซฃ๐ซฃ๐ซฃ
โคท username thank god daniel's not here
โคท danielricciardo i will have their pictures
โคท oscarpiastri wait why are you always appearing at this type of moments though
โคท landonorris and how did you have their pictures?
โคท danielricciardo internal sources
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username ARTWORK YOUR ASS IS THAT A HICKEY??????
username oh i mean daniel wasn't wrong
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โคท username EXPLAIN YOURSELF RN
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Almost done with dressrosa i need to fucking sit down
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Twas the night ๐ ๐ before ๐ DICKmas ๐โ ๐๐ ๐and all ๐ฏ through the house ๐ ๐ , BIG ๐ฑ ERECTIONS โฌ ๐ WERE STIRRING ๐ฏ๐๐, AS BIG ๐ฑ๐ฉ AS A MOUSE ๐ญ. ๐ฎ๐๐ญ๐ฝTheir SCHLONGS were hung ๐๐ โฌ๏ธ from their groins ๐ with good ๐ care ๐
, ๐ In hopes ๐๐ ๐๐ผ MAGIC โจ๐งโโ๏ธ PUSSIES ๐ฑ ๐ป๐๐ soon ๐ would be there. ๐ฎ๐ฎ The SLUTS ๐
๐ฆ were all ๐ฏ nestled, snug โฌ in their beds ๐ ๐ด๐ while dreams๐ค๐ญ of RED ๐ด โค๏ธ๐ดDILDOS danced๐ฏ๐in their heads๐๐ด๐
And daddy ๐จ๐๐ in his ๐ฆ G-STRING๐๐, and I ๐ฅ in the SACK๐๐๐ had just settled ๐ down ๐ป for a LONG๐๐๐๐ winterโs THWACKโผ๏ธ๐๐ฏ๐
Only a few โฐ more hours ๐ ๐ฐ til โฌ Santa ๐
๐
๐พCUMS!!! ๐๐ป๐ฆ๐ Make ๐ sure ๐ฏ your ๐๐๐ฆ cookie ๐ช๐ณ ๐ช is yummy ๐๐คค โ๏ธenough for him ๐ด ๐
๐ฟ to eat ๐
๐! ๐
๐
Send ๐จ๐ฌ this to 1๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃ of your ๐๐ฟ SLUTTIEST ๐ ๐ DICKMAS ๐โ ๐ฝCOCKSUCKERS ๐ฝ to get ๐ BUTTFUCKED ๐ต๐ต๐ต by Santaโs XXXtra ๐
๐พ long ๐ ๐ North ๐ Pole ๐! ๐Have a MERRY ๐ DICKMAS ๐๐๐ป๐ฆ and a SLUTTY ๐๐ฆ ๐ NEW ๐ YEAR ๐๐
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the demons won tonight laddies
Oh ๐ฅด my fucking ๐๐ฆ god โ, I โ cannot โ stand ๐น it anymore ๐ฅ... I ๐ think ๐ค I โ must've become ๐ a simp ๐คฌ at some point ๐ recently ๐ because every โ time โฐ I โ look ๐ at you ๐ I ๐ just get ๐ท a massive ๐ fucking ๐ erection โฌ. Your ๐ face ๐ look ๐ like ๐ it was hand ๐ designed ๐ by a thousand ๐งโจ angels ๐... And you ๐๐ป have an uttermost beautiful ๐ style ๐ฆ๐โจ of clothing ๐ as well ๐ซ, if you ๐ happen ๐ฑ to have a twitch โ account ๐ณ, please ๐ be sure ๐ฏ to add โ me at xXPussy_Destroyrr69420wholesomekeanuchungussub2pewdiepieXx. I ๐ promise ๐๐พ I'll ๐ค donate ๐ฐ every โ cent ๐ณ that I โ make ๐ every โ month ๐, I โ usually ๐ง just mow lawns for my elderly ๐ด๐ผ๐ต๐ผ neighbor ๐๐, Mrs ๐ฐ. Anderson, but ๐ I ๐ swear ๐คญ๐ค I ๐ can do so much ๐ฏ more! I'll ๐ค probably ๐คท๐ฟโโ๏ธ get ๐ช a job ๐ผ at Burger ๐๐ King ๐ since ๐ you ๐ get ๐ช very ๐ฏ delicious ๐ฟ lunch ๐ฅก breaks ๐ there!! And I'll ๐ค make ๐จ you ๐๐ป the happiest ๐ girl ๐ง in this green โ earth ๐, you ๐ are so extremely ๐ฏ beautiful ๐ it pains ๐ค me to know ๐ค I ๐ can't ๐
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โโ๏ธ be on that bed ๐ with you ๐๐ป... And people ๐ซ say ๐ฃ you ๐๐ป can't ๐
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โโ๏ธ be a respectful man ๐ฆ these days ๐ข, well ๐๐๐ป๐๐ฟ, as a brony, anime โจ lover โค and gamer ๐ฎ 4 ๐ life ๐ค who definitely ๐จ enjoys ๐ his ๐ time โฐ, I ๐ can assure you ๐ I'll ๐ค be able ๐ช to show ๐บ you ๐ what a REAL ๐ฏ man ๐จ can do. Please โบ baby ๐ถ I ๐ love โค you ๐. I โ also ๐ข do Fedora ๐ฉ tricks ๐คค
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ok this sucks im trying to sort out whats the best deal for off campus housing and i want to ask him his experience but i cant just fucjjng text this guy "where do you live"
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LOVE NEWS ! โ YJW SMAU
SYNOPSIS : BREAKING NEWS! valentineโs is right around the corner, yet you still had no partner. you didnโt think too much of it, you probably thought it was just another year where youโll be single again. not a big issue at all. however, your favorite gossip account proves you wrong! what if you find out someone actually likes you? after gathering all the hints youโve been given, you narrowed your list down to one person. that one person ended up being yang jungwon, one of your crushes. thereโs no way, one of your crushes actually liking you back? will you believe itโs just fake or actual love news?
PAIRING : classmate!jungwon x fem!reader
GENRE : smau, fluff, crack, classmates to lovers
FEATURING : all enhypen members; hanni โ new jeans; yunjin โ le sserafim; rei โ ive; soul โ p1harmony; sunwoo โ the boyz (more might be added later on)
WARNINGS : swearing, use of kys + kms jokes, some lovey dovey action (some warnings will be mentioned on top of the chapters if any)
NOTE : this is all FICTION! this has nothing to do with any idols irl! + reblogs/likes/comments are appreciated so i can improve later on ๐ค
AUTHORS NOTE : another jungwon smau yay!! heres a smau i thought of while i was procrastinating my other smaus.. anyways im really excited for this one so i hope you guys are too as well <3
STATUS : completed ! (DEC 24 2022 - MAR 4 2023)
LOVED LOVE NEWS? CHECK OUT LOVE ERROR, THE SECOND SMAU !
PROFILES . . !
gossip baes [yn] | love news club [jungwon]
LATEST NEWS . . ! (chapters)
article one - whats new?
article two - what if i press this silly โtweetโ button ๐คฃ
article three - SOMEONE LIKES YN??
โ bonus : kim sunwoo im keeping my eyes on you fr.
article four - the dm
article five - niki scamming time
โ bonus : nikis scamming (gone wrong)
article six - who? crush #45?
article seven - eye contact (written + smau)
article eight - SOUL PSYCHIC
article nine - THE BATHROOM DOOR
article ten - why she kinda
article eleven - who tf is he ๐ง
article twelve - idkโฆpiss on it ๐ค
article thirteen - okay what ifโฆ
article fourteen - niki DUPE
article fifteen - WON VICE PRES???
โ bonus (1) : prez datez (real?!)
โ bonus (2) : MF PARK SUNGHOON??
article sixteen - dude hes flirting ๐
article seventeen - overthinking ..
article eighteen - LET ME IN
article nineteen - feeling evil (written + smau)
article twenty - getting on my nerves
โ bonus : her love news era ๐โผ๏ธ
article twenty-one - cackles evilly
article twenty-two - just a silly move
article twenty-three - megamind ๐ฑ
article twenty-four - yn 2.0??
article twenty-five - twirls hair
article twenty-six - be mine?
article twenty-seven - confirmed <3
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Authorโs Note: silly and sweet (and mildly sarcastic) convos. ๐๐ฅฐ
conversations
Hashira x Reader, Tokito Muichiro x Reader, Kamaboko x Reader
Word Count: ~2,000
CW: explicit language
~faqs~
These are just lil convos I imagine occurring between various characters and Reader. ๐
In specific regards to Shinobuโs convo: she isnโt policing Readerโs diet!!!!! Hers is predominantly inspired by my own sweet tooth ๐, and how I often tell my irl bf to not let me buy candy when we go grocery shopping (similar to reminding myself that I donโt need x, y, or z when Iโm window shopping; Iโd spend way too much $ otherwise ๐๐ฅด).
+ I wasnโt sure how to format this fanfic (I recognize the Character: | Reader: format gets repetitive) since I couldnโt rely on italics/bold bc I also use them to provide emphasis in the convos themselves, so pls and ty bear w/ me! ๐ค
in the dining room; eating lunch
Zenitsu: You forgot to cut the crust off my sandwich. ๐
You: ๐คจ
Zenitsu: Are you mad at me? ๐
Zenitsu: Iโm sorry! โน๏ธ
Zenitsu: I love you!!!!! ๐ญ
You: Baby, Zenitsu, honey! Iโm not mad at you!ย
Zenitsu: But the crustโฆ ๐
You: Are you kidding me? ๐
Zenitsu: โฆ no? ๐ฅฒ
You: Would you like me to cut off the crust? ๐
Zenitsu: YES! ๐
You: ๐ซฅ
Zenitsu: Please? ๐ฅน
You: I love you more than I should. ๐
Zenitsu: WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? ๐ฅ๐
You: Youโre actually the most dramatic person I know. ๐
Zenitsu: I have feelings! ๐ญ I am a sensitive man! ๐ญ
You: I know, I know. ๐ซ I love you. ๐ฅฐ
Zenitsu: As much as you should? ๐ง
You: As much as I should. ๐
Zenitsu: I love you. ๐ฉท
You: I love you too. ๐ฉท๐ฉท
Zenitsu: I love you too, too. ๐ฉท๐ฉท๐ฉท
You: I love you too times three. ๐ฉท๐ฉท๐ฉท๐ฉท
Zenitsu: Thatโs cheating. ๐
You: Iโm not saying โtooโ three times.ย
Zenitsu: Youโre gonna have to say it fives times after I say I love you too, too, too, too. ๐ฉท๐ฉท๐ฉท๐ฉท๐ฉท
You: ๐ต
Zenitsu: ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
getting dressed for the day; summertime
Inosuke: Letโs get a pet squirrel. ๐ย
You: Letโs not. ๐
Inosuke: Youโre so boring. ๐
You: Youโre so obnoxious. ๐
Inosuke: At least Iโm fun! ๐
You: Sure, darling, letโs get a pet squirrel. ๐
Inosuke: REALLY?! ๐ฑ๐คฏ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ
You: Inosuke, squirrels arenโt pets!!!!!
Inosuke: But they could beโฆ ๐ฅน
You: N. O. No.ย
Inosuke: Iโll pay for everything and take care of it.
You: I already do that. ๐ค
Inosuke: ๐ค
You: ๐ถ
Inosuke: Did you just call me a squirrel?
You: Mhmmm. ๐ฟ๏ธ
Inosuke: I wish I could climb trees like them. ๐๐ญ
You: Do you really want a pet squirrel?
Inosuke: I guess not, but could we go to the park and look at โem? โบ๏ธ
You: We can do that. โบ๏ธ
Inosuke: Do you want a pet?ย
You: Are we ready for that?
Inosuke: Babe, weโre ready for anything.
You:
Inosuke: I mean it. I love you.
You: I love you too, Inosuke. I love you too.
in bed; a sunny Sunday morning
You: Hey love?
Gyomei: Hey what?
You: Would you love me more if I was a cat? ๐ป
Gyomei: ๐คจ
You: ๐
Gyomei: Of course not.
You: Sooo you would love me less? ๐
Gyomei: Youโre putting words in my mouth.ย
You: So if an evil witch turned me into a cat, you would love me less. ๐
Gyomei: When did I ever say that?
You: You admit it! ๐ญ
Gyomei: ?????
You: Meow meow. ๐ฅบ๐๐
Gyomei: I would love you more! ๐๐
You: YOU WOULD LOVE ME MORE IF I WAS A CAT? Fine, Gyomei. Iโll just go find a cat to replace me, Himejima-loves-cats-more-than-me-Gyomei. ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Gyomei: ??????????
in the kitchen; cooking dinner
You: Kaburamura needs a hat. ๐ค
Obanai: No.
You: How about sunscreen? ๐ฅบ
Obanai: His face is perfectly fine in the sun.
You: But his pretty scalesโฆ
Obanai: You want to buy him a hat. ๐คจ
You: Correction, I want to make him a hat. A snake hat.
Obanai: A condom for his head.๐
You: You said it, not me.
Obanai: Kaburamura does not need a condom.
You: ๐
Obanai: ๐
You: Pleeeease???! โน๏ธ
Obanai: Whatever. Just donโt come crying when it immediately falls off.
You: Iโll tape it to him. ๐
Obanai: YOU WOULDNโT.
You: Withโฆ Snake-t, tape. ๐
Obanai: ๐ฌ
You: Yโknow, Duck-t tape, but Snake-t ta-
Obanai: Just stop.
walking outside; a brisk spring day
Tanjirou: Youโre so beautiful. ๐ฅฐ
You: Youโre so cheesy.
Tanjirou: You love cheese! ๐
You: I do. I love you a lot. ๐ฅฐ
Tanjirou: Ooh, now whoโs being cheesy?! ๐
You: Iโm getting cold. ๐ฅถ
Tanjirou: Youโre wearing three layers???
You: I can still get cold with three layers on. โน๏ธ
Tanjirou: Do you want my jacket? ๐
You: It might not fit over my three layers.
Tanjirou: How about you swap me your thinnest layer for my jacket?
You: Tanjirou, I canโt just take off my t-shirt, right here, right now. ๐คจ
Tanjirou: But youโre so beautiful. ๐
You: Thatโs so far from the point.
Tanjirou: Piggyback ride? I can get us home faster. ๐
You: Is that a challenge? ๐ง
Tanjirou: You want to race home instead? ๐
You: Nah. ๐
Tanjirou: Piggyback? ๐ค
You: I bet you canโt carry me all the way back.
Tanjirou: Was that a challenge? ๐
You: Youโre gonna be cooking dinner tonight. ๐
Tanjirou: I cook dinner most nights? ๐
You: Again, so not the point. ๐
Tanjirou: Thatโs it. Youโre shivering. All aboard the Tanjirou Train! ๐ฅฐ
You: Youโre so silly. ๐ฅน
Tanjirou: Thereโs nobody around. ๐ฅฐ
You: Youโre still silly. ๐
gazing at the stars through a mesh ceiling; camping
You: Itโs late. ๐ฅฑ
Mitsuri: But I want to stay up forever with you. ๐ฅบ
You: That doesnโt sound too healthy. ๐
Mitsuri: Let me be cute. ๐ฅบ
You: Youโre the cutest. ๐ฅฐ
Mitsuri: Thank you for going camping with me.
You: Thank you for setting everything up.
Mitsuri: Thank you for getting all the bug bites for me. ๐คญ
You: You should thank me again ๐, theyโre so itchy. ๐ญ
Mitsuri: Thank you times a billion! ๐คช๐
You: I love you.ย
Mitsuri: I love you more.
You: Most.
Mitsuri: You see those stars? ๐
You: Thereโs a bunch.
Mitsuri: More than a bunch.
You: Definitely.
Mitsuri: Thatโs how much I love you. ๐
You: More than a bunch?ย
Mitsuri: I love you more than a bunch. ๐๐
You: A bunch of stars. ๐ฅน
Mitsuri: Is what I see when I look at you.
You: Weโre delirious. ๐ฅด
Mitsuri: Deliriously in love.
You: I think the sky is getting brighter. ๐ซฃ
Mitsuri: We should get some sleep.
You: I was trying to say that ten seconds ago.
Mitsuri: Let me take care of you. ๐ฅบ
You: Kanroji Mitsuri, Iโll let you do anything.
Mitsuri: You mean it?
You: I mean it. Youโre the meaning.
Mitsuri: I feel like that was supposed to be super romantic, but Iโm too tired to understand anything right now. ๐ค
You: Same.
Mitsuri: For what itโs worth, youโre also the meaning. ๐
You: We are, The Meaning.
Mitsuri: The Meaning. ๐
You: Oh jeez, we really need to sleep. ๐ตโ๐ซ
Mitsuri: Cโmere, scoot your sleeping bag closer. Sleepy times! ๐ด๐
searching for pancakes ingredients; a cloudy Saturday
You: Weโre out of milk. ๐
Shinobu: So make something else?ย
You: You wonโt go to the store with me? ๐ฅบ
Shinobu: With you? ๐ง
You: I mean, I wasnโt going to make you fetch my milk alone. ๐
Shinobu: Surprising. ๐
You: Hmpf. ๐
Shinobu: I wouldโve done it. โบ๏ธ
You: Shinooobu, my loveliest love, could you go buy some milk for me? ๐ค
Shinobu: You wonโt go to the store with me? ๐๐
You: Using my own words against me. โน๏ธ
Shinobu: Absolutely. ๐
You: Are we going to go buy milk or not?ย
Shinobu: Or not.
You: Shinobu! ๐ญ
Shinobu: I retract my previous statement. ๐
Letโs go buy milk.
You: Yay! ๐๐ฅณ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ
Shinobu: Do we need anything else?
You: Sugar. ๐
Shinobu: Actually? ๐คจ
You: We always need sugar. ๐๐
Shinobu: Incorrect.
You: Booooo. ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Shinobu: Youโre about to make pancakes. You donโt need candy too.
You: But-
Shinobu: Thereโs ice cream in the fridge. ๐ฆ
You: WAIT. ๐ณ
Shinobu: ???
You: Ice cream equals dairy equals if we melt it then we could use it as milk?! ๐ซจ๐คฏ
Shinobu: ๐ค
You: ๐ถ
Shinobu: I donโt think thatโs quite right. ๐ค
You: Wanna try?! ๐งซ๐งช
Shinobu: โฆ how about you stay here and try while I go out and buy the real deal. ๐
You: Okay! ๐
cuddling on the couch; a cozy winter evening
You: Would you love me if I farted?
Kyojuro: You fart all the time.
You: ๐
Kyojuro: And I obviously love you. โบ๏ธ
You: Good.
Kyojuro: What kind of man would I be if I did not love farting?
You: ๐ถ
Kyojuro: Wait-
Kyojuro: That came out-
Kyojuro: You know what I meant. ๐
You: I love you so much. ๐๐
Kyojuro: I fart too. ๐ค
You: Iโm aware.
Kyojuro: What if I farted and blamed it on you? ๐
You: I would love you a little less.ย
Kyojuro: Truly?
You: ๐
Kyojuro: ๐
You: You would do that to me?! ๐ญ
Kyojuro: โฆ no! ๐ฅด๐
in the bathroom; getting ready for bed
You: I have a headache. ๐ฅบ
Sanemi: You always have a headache.
You: Yeah, โcause I have you. ๐คญ Ooh, burrrn, tssst. ๐ฅ
Sanemi: ๐
You: ๐
Sanemi: Youโre the worst.
You: Says the worstest. ๐
Sanemi: Are you finished insulting me? ๐
You: Not even close. ๐
Sanemi: Well Iโm finished being insulted. ๐
You: Aww, is someone feelingโฆ sul-ty? ๐ง
Sanemi: ๐
Sanemi: Yes. ๐ Sul-tier than the sea. ๐
You: I love you! ๐ฅฐ
Sanemi: I love you too.
You: Hehehe. ๐
Sanemi: Nobody actually says โheheheโ. ๐ค
You: Youโre stupid.
Sanemi: ???
You: Because I literally just said, hehehe. ๐
Sanemi: Go away. ๐ญ
You: No.๐
Sanemi: Shoo.ย
You: I refuse. ๐
Sanemi: ๐ญ
You: ๐
Sanemi: Youโre the worst-er-est. ๐
lying side by side on the bedroom rug; a lazy afternoon
You: We should go swimming. ๐
Giyuu: Itโs snowing outside. ๐
You: We should go swimming! ๐๐
Giyuu: The nearest body of water isnโt within walking distance. ๐คจ
You: We should drive somewhere to go swimming! ๐๐๐
Giyuu: Youโll freeze to death. ๐
You: We can bring hot rocks and heat the water first! ๐
Giyuu: Where are we getting the rocks from, and how are we getting them hot?ย
You: The basement! ๐ค
Giyuu: Furthermore, how will we transport rocks that are apparently hot enough to heat a body of water large enough for swimming without burning ourselves and our car? ๐ค
You: With lots of love. ๐ฅฐ
Giyuu: What do you actually want to do? ๐
You: Go swimming? ๐ฅบ
Giyuu: โฆ would you like me to prepare a bath for us?ย
You: ๐
Giyuu: ๐
You: Sure! ๐ Thatโs a great idea. ๐ฅณ Thanks babe!ย
Giyuu: Youโre so weird. ๐ฅฒ
You: I looove yoouuu. ๐โค๏ธ
Giyuu: I love you too. ๐ฅน
lounging around the living room; deciding on a movie to watch
Tengen: Fuck you. ๐
You: No, fuck you. ๐
Makio: Fuck you both. ๐ฅด
Hina: Already have. ๐
Makio: ... you win. ๐
Suma: Do I win too? ๐ฅบ
You: Sure. โบ๏ธ
Tengen: Weโre all winners. ๐
Hina: I mean, technically, yes, but that isnโt the point. ๐
Tengen: Fuck. You. Too. ๐
Suma: Iโm a winner! ๐ฅฐ
You: Letโs pick something before Hina falls asleep. ๐คญ
Hina: Please. ๐ญ
Makio: You always miss the middle. ๐
Hina: And then Suma wakes me up for the end with her snoring. ๐ด
Suma: Heyyyyy! โน๏ธ
Tengen: I believe it was my turn to choose? ๐
You, Hina, Makio, and Suma: NO.
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Anime only watchers and people who aren't caught up with the Manga, BEWARE... Cuz I'm about to discuss Spy X Family Mission 97... You have been warned...! ๐
[SPOILERS AHEAD FROM THIS POINT ON]
OMG OMG OMG OMG!! THIS CHAPTER WAS AMAZING...!!! ๐๐๐
This chapter goes into detail about Mathra and Henderson's pasts together, and I LOVED EVERY MINUTE OF IT!! ๐ So without further ado, let's talk about Mission 97 shall we...? ๐
The chapter began with Henderson talking to the matron, who mentioned that she overheard that him and Mathra made quite the darling couple, then Henderson says...:
I LOVE THIS PANEL SO MUCH!! ๐๐๐ And I was like: Suuuure Henderson, y'all are "Just Friends"...!! ๐
Then it cuts to the past and we see a young Henderson watching a young Martha preform ballet at a New Year's party talent show at Eden Academy...:
...AND IT WAS THE FIRST TIME HE SAID "ELEGANT"!! IT WAS BECAUSE OF HER!! ๐คฉ
(This is just so sweet, man...!! ๐๐ฅน๐)
Anyway, after Martha's performance she gained friends, while Henderson lost friends, all because he called her performance elegant and got the nickname Mr. Elegant...! ๐๐ (I say it was worth it...! ๐)
Some time later, Henderson is having some tea before class and Martha comes across him. He then offers if she wants some and they start hanging out together...!! ๐ค
Three years later, we see Henderson getting harassed and by these three jerks for just being who he is, when suddenly...:
MARTHA (I mean, Lady M) CAME TO HELP HENDERSON!! ๐ (She also said the "human beings ARE animals" thing that Becky said all the way back in Mission 25!! ๐๐ So that's where she got it from...!! ๐) Henderson then scolds Martha for using her ballet skills for fighting, but then she brings up that he threw a punch too and runs off to tell his teacher of his inelegance...!! ๐คฃ
His teacher brings up that Henderson has been boycotting his military training courses and if he keeps it up, he'll get a Tonitrus Bolt... After that, Martha meets up with Henderson, who declares to fight not with his fist, but...:
In that moment, Henderson decided that he was gonna change the world with education. But in doing so, he started to push Martha away... ๐ (She even asked him if he was gonna invite someone to the graduation dance and he told her that he doesn't have time for something like that...! ๐ฅฒ)
After a brief flash forward of Martha telling Becky about her past with Henderson, we go back to the past to see a nineteen year old Martha, who's now in her last year of Eden:
A new faculty member has joined Eden Academy, and it is none other than Mr. Elegant himself, Henry Henderson!! ๐๐:
AND THAT'S THE END!! ๐ฑ Is this going to be continued in the next chapter, or is this a one and done type situation...?! ๐ค Which ever way it's gonna go in the next chapter, I ADORED THIS CHAPTER SO MUCH!! ๐
I'm a sucker for learning characters pasts, so this chapter was super enjoyable for me!! ๐ Especially since WE'RE FINALLY LEARNING ABOUT WHAT HENDERSON & MARTHA'S RELATIONSHIP WAS LIKE!! ๐
Gosh, I could probably talk about this chapter for hours, but I think I'll stop here for now...!! ๐ I really hope that there's gonna be a second part to Martha and Henderson's story because I'm so invested in them!! ๐
But anyway, that was Mission 97, I clearly loved it and I can't wait for the chapter!! ๐ So until the next Mission; take care, be safe out there and be kind to each other...!! ๐ค
Also, I love that we get to see a young Donna Schlag as well:
We haven't seen her since Mission 61!! ๐ But yeah, that's pretty much it!! See you all in the next one...!! LATERS!! ๐๐
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Confession Meme
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Send "CONFESS" + one of the emojis below and receiver's muse will have to confess about it.
Reblog, please do not repost or add.
๐ Confession about receiver muse's guilty pleasure/s.
๐ Confession about receiver's muse crush.
๐ฅฒ Confession about a recent memory that receiver's muse doesn't like talking about.
๐ค Confession about a childhood memory that receiver's muse doesn't like talking about.
๐คฉ Confession about someone receiver's muse feels starstruck around.
๐ค Confession about how receiver's muse really feels about sender's muse.
๐ฅฑ Confession about a time sender's muse bored receiver's muse.
๐ค Confession about a time receiver's muse should have said something but didn't.
๐ด Confession about a time receiver's muse slept through something they probably shouldn't have.
๐ซ Free choice! Make a confession of any kind.
๐ Confession about receiver's muse's greatest disappointments in life.
๐ค Confession about one a purchase receiver muse made and wants no one to find out about.
๐คฏ Confession about something receiver's muse finds mind-blowing or extraordinary about sender's muse.
๐ฅต Confession about something that turns receiver's muse on but others may find unusual or odd.
๐ฑ Confession about receiver's muse's greatest fear/s.
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๐ฅธ Confession about pretending to be/disguising themselves as someone when interacting with sender's muse.
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๐ซฃ Confession about secretly catching sender's muse naked.
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Hello I just discovered your blog because I love Bg3 and your art is just *keysmash* ๐๐ฑ๐ You named your Tav Lux and your Durge Nox? That is beautiful! Normally I'm most obsessed with my own Durge (her name is Maev ๐) but you got me hooked and I would love to know more of them! Are they shape shifters/trans/androgynous? (Correct me if I'm wrong but I think I spied both male and female forms ๐ง) I love your design and the concept that Nox is like a cat, innocently playing with half dead things while the others witness it with shock and disgust ๐
๐๐๐ฉท๐๐ฉตTHANK YOU for asking about my creature i love them so much ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐๐ answers under the cut so i can ramble contentedly and here is a wip of their cult leader days vs their return to baldur's gate (i just got to act 3 and they are Going Through It)
they originally started as a tav w/ the name lux, short for the tiefling virtue name luxury, then i restarted w/ them as a durge and the name nox bc it was like the opposite of lux (night vs light). they've evolved pretty far from the original lux character in terms of backstory, motivations and priorities, though personality-wise they're still pretty similar. i'm still considering whether i want to preserve/develop lux as a separate tav ๐ค
they like to change up their gender presentation but tragically (in their opinion) are unable to physically change shape (major point of sibling rivalry with orin). i guess the best term for them might be genderfluid, or polygender? they're fine w/ any pronouns and gendered words but tend to most enjoy androgyny and ambiguity
and yes you get it..! that's a good analogy, not exactly innocent but amoral in the literal meaning of the word, like outside of mortal morality. cause they're not mortal ultimately and even by the end of the game struggle to see anything wrong with their enjoyment of violence and killing
they think about things less in terms of right and wrong and more in terms of what they care about and how they're affected (though they do throughout the course of the game begin to redevelop their very beaten down and atrophied sense of sympathy). luckily for everyone involved they want to be Loved and can compromise by mostly only enjoying socially acceptable violence and killing lol
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Pookie, what do you think of ptn characters being self aware au?? I need another platonic for that๐๐๐
Pookie ๐ฟ The way that I wanted to answer this right away, but I ended up thinking about it for half a day, since today I had to finish counting tears in a plastic bottle (life update, today was my GRD and they had me recite 50 STEPS ๐ Changing patient gown and iv infusion + insertion ๐ข But I SLAYED because I got perfect and one mistake in the other ๐)
- Idk about ya'll but... You probably found out about the game based on the ad that had MISS ๐คญ MAAM ๐ฅฐ Zoya... You guys don't understand the GRIP ๐ฉ it had on me when I saw the ad for the first time... So, after watching THE ad that saved LIVES ๐คฉ including mine ofc ๐ You downloaded the app, despite having ZERO experience playing a tower defense game... ๐ถ That was me, highkey projecting rn... ๐๐๐
- So after days of getting used to the game, you started watching the interrogation since you were quite curious about the sinners backstory... ๐ค๐ค๐ค After finishing part of Hella's interrogation, you started to notice weird things happening in the game.
- If you put Zoya as your display character, she starts getting too real about asking you how your day was. And telling you stuff like; You better level me first ๐ค๐ค๐ค because I'm the only who can protect you bbgirl... ๐บ Girl... This wasn't here before ๐คจ so you definitely looked it up, but to no avail... So you probably felt special... ๐๐๐ Like, for me??? ๐ฅบ Oh my gah ๐ฑ I'm never letting you go POOKIE ๐คญ Though you got jumpscared by the way Zoya suddenly responded with, That's right... I'm your pookie now... ๐ Making you press the home button on your phone due to how much you are FOLDING rn... ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ Zoya canonically RIZZING you up pookie... *Sighs in not being able to relate because I'm not You pookie... ๐* But lmao imagine saying words like, Pookie ๐, Rizz ๐, and Bbgirl ๐บ to THE Zoya, like this is sending me rn... The way that I giggled a lil bit too hard writing this, feeling a lil EMBARAZZED picturing how Zoya would probably react to this... She's probably amused at you fangirling about her character, gives me FANSERVICE queen vibes like??? ๐ณ She knows how to play her role TOO well... ๐ฅต
If you decide to put Adela as your display chara... (Though, what you know about my POOKIE Adela??? ๐คจ Maam, I probably need to see that I.D for verification that you are INDEED another Pookie of Adela's... ๐ง๐ง๐ง /j I SEE ๐ you that one Adela pookie in my comments rn... So, this one's for you ๐ฅฐ and a lil bit of a spoiler pooks, if you see this rn... I'm writing another installment to our fav hair stylist soon...)
- Adela would DEFINITELY give you good advice about hair... Me thinks my girl Adela knows FASHION ๐ Because, you cannot convince ME that this girl doesn't know how to dress up, like??? Her default outfit? SLAYED THE BOOTS DOWN ๐ข๐ฅ So, rest assured you guys chose the right girl to display because this girl DON'T play around with both SERVING looks and SLAYING in one setting like girl... Me thinks if you like asmr, and had it on playing in the background and she hears and sees how it relaxes you... She probably would replicate it, like girlie had a secret career brewing and thought that we didn't notice??? ๐ฏ Pookie, at this point, if you want to sleep or just relax... Hop on the game rn... Adela's doing ๐โ barber shop ๐โโ๏ธ asmr... ๐ด๐ด๐ด Adela havers be having a good night sleep, being blessed every night with her calming atmosphere... (Average Adela fan spotted, I will YAP when I hear her name...) Her voice lines would make you feel that you guys were besties from the start, or it's either like she's your mom friend and you guys get to hanggg around when she's not too busy SERVING the customers ๐
Not the soul siren ๐ญ but if you guys put her as your display character and you eat in front of her during a break... Sis will ROAST you like she's a copy of Gordon Ramsay, but more CUNTIER ๐ Girl acts like you are one of her 5 star chef and DEMANDS that you eat something else... ๐ Babes really think you're rich ๐ณโจ and have MONEYYY to eat โจexquisiteโจ food... Only the best food for her caretaker. Girl really said that like you was her maid or something like??? WHAT? ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ Lowkey judges you like you're BROKE or smth, same thing applies if you're actually not broke or like... College student tingssss, which makes it even WORSE because sister manages to convince you to buy her skins every time or pull copies of her... Pookie, I think she's a secret marketing agent of AISNO... ๐คจ Girl WILL be obsessed with you the moment you max her, forfeit all moral possessions for her, and HER exclusively... ๐ค๐ค๐ค Sis does not leave you alone even after all that... She's hard to please ๐, in short but she warms up to you when you show significant improvement in your life... It's giving... Strict asian parents vibes ๐ถ Though, for realsys she isn't mean but like she's hard to predict pookie... I think she's kinda more on the practical side of things... When I mean practical, like your cooking skills... Critiques you as if you're in culinary school... ๐ Tough love for you pookie ๐ But dw, she'll change... When you manage to impress her with your cooking skills, of course ๐
Extra An: Pooks, if ya'll want more... ๐คญ Comment which characters you want to see in this series or request other stuff that you want to see... The more KRAZY ๐คช it is, the more likely I am able to EAT ๐ด it up (Though, your pooks wouldn't be active much/still brewing some ideas ๐งโโ๏ธ) TOODLES!
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