#'merica

[kontextmaschine]

The Mississippi River and tributaries

#geography #'merica

[devileaterjaek]

#metal wolf chaos #xbox #famitsu #'merica

[eugenesisland]

#bourbon #whiskey #'merica

[dragonfish4]

Found Quincy Morris's hat.

#'merica #cowboy #dracula daily

[lalaland-e]

You know it's getting bad when thinking about the state of America literally made me cry

#'merica

[neural-blended]

I'm Afraid of Americans

#neural-blended #ai art #ai artwork #generated art #art #ai generated #lyrics #david bowie #i'm afraid #i'm afraid of americans #bing image creator #dall-e 3 #gun violence #america #merica #'merica #murica

[konigs-left-pec]

My son is in kindergarten in an online public school (which translates to I'm the teacher, when I'm not at my actual job, 98% of the time and am teaching the hard stuff while his actual teacher handles the sight words and literally all the stuff I taught him on my own before he got to kindergarten.)

It's so hard. His attention span is -1,000. If I have to hear "Mommy, fill-in-the-blank tangent about whatever he can see from across the room" again today I'm going to d i e.

But he's also five and I don't want him to get shot at public school sooooo.... I'll deal with it and do my best while I'm crawling out of my skin and howling into the void because he keeps derailing his lessons with crazy kid stuff.

That's his Green Goblin btw. I love it so freaking much. 😭❤️

#personal #'merica #personal rant #mini rant #konigs-left-pec rambles

[niksstuff-foryou]

read.

hi so i got this nice book from my schools library its about plants yes I know astonishing and it has information my brain cant possibly hold so yea bye 😱

#nature identification #'merica #'90s #'no' #hey guys #reading #book review #10 posts #100 baby challenge #books

[wack-ashimself]

Here's how fucked up our moral compass is here in the USA:

Heard an ad for the new Exorcist movie. At the end 'Must be 17 or older or accompanied by an adult.' So they are saying THIS MOVIE is SO DANGEROUS to the youth of the USA*, that if they are 16, they are forbidden from ever seeing this form of media.

...k.

But... in 2 years, you can enlist in the military, go around the world, murder innocents LEGALLY, and all that causes no harm to that (IMO) CHILD? PTSD is so bad it keeps changing its' name (shell shock anyone?)

*I am trying to never say 'America' since I heard Europeans go "That's how egotistical Americans are; there a Middle and South America, but only one 'MERICA!" So, yeah, we're the USA.

#exorcist #movie #movies #ptsd #shell shock #legalized colonization #legalized murder #moral #morale #america #usa #not so united #'merica

[kontextmaschine]

It's actually kinda neat that 2 of America's seasonal festivals (Thanksgiving/fall and Independence Day/summer) are coded nationalistically and the other 2 (Christmas/winter and Easter/spring) religious

#holidays #'merica

[tobbogan-13]

schools hasn't started yet (starts tmmrw) and a school in my county is already getting school shooting threats 🥲

#school shooters #gun violence #school #'merica #florida things #'murica things #what the fuck is a kilometer

[jaytheaceenby]

good luck to all the people with autism or other disorders with sensitive hearing this 4th of July, cuz it's gonna be LOUD

(for any non-americans wondering what this means, a common independence day tradition is releasing fireworks, which can be obnoxiously noisy)

#4th of july #July 4th #autistic #jaytheaceenby #sensitive hearing #actually autistic #'merica

[sociallyawkwardsailor]

Dammit, I did it again!

“Fuck yeah.”  - President George Washington

#wanted the shave soap due to smaller container but it was sold out #shaving like Sea Duke isn't a guilty pleasure just a pleasure #'MERICA #but dammit Georgia why you got your hand in my pocket so much?

[mark-19]

Bill Hicks - Rant in E-Minor (recorded November 1992 - December 1993)

"Boy, I've never seen an issue so divisive. You ever see it, it's like a civil war, isn't it? Even amongst my friends, who are all very intelligent! They are totally divided on abortion! It's unbelievable! Some of my friends, for instance, think these pro-life people are annoying idiots. Other of my friends think these pro-life people are evil fucks. How are we going to come to a consensus? You ought to hear the arguments around my house; "they're annoying, they're idiots, they're evil, they're fucks!" Brothers, sisters, come together! Can't we once just join hands and think of them as evil annoying idiot fucks?

I beseech you, but that's me, Libra Rising, the scales! And, strangely enough, Shiva, The Destroyer (laughs). Who would have thunk it?

"We're pro-life." "Ooh, you look it! You look like you're filled with life." All the little kids: "Please don't adopt me, please don't adopt me, please don't adopt me!" "We're your new Christian pro-life parents!" "Oh, where's the tower, where's the gun? Where's the tower, where's the gun? I was adopted by pro-life Christians when I was a kid (gun noises). Does my penis make me a bad boy? That's what they told me (gun noises)!"

Please, give me the Satan-worshipping family down the block. The ones who have the good albums. Suddenly I'm adopted by the Flanders, you know? "Hi Bill, isn't it another beautiful God-created morning?" (weird noise). "We're pro-life." It's like, well what does that make me? You know what I mean? You're so pro-life! You're so pro-life, do me a fucking favor. Don't block med clinics, okay? Lock arms, and block cemeteries. Let's see how fucking committed you are to this premise. "She can't come in." "She's ninety-six, she was hit by a bus!" "There's options!" "What, do we got to have her stuffed? What are you talking about, she's dead!" "We're pro-life, get her out of that casket! Get her out! She's not going, we're pro-life people. There'll be no death on this planet."

Pro-life... and I always say, see, my theory, here's my actual theory beyond, uh, the huge, hilarious jokes I have. Here's my real theory, though: if you're so pro-life and you're so pro-child, then adopt one that's already here that's very unwanted and very alone and needs someone to take care of it to get it out of a horrible situation, okay? People say, "well why don't you do that?" And I say because I hate fucking kids and couldn't care less. Couldn't give a fuck. Don't care at all about abortion. It's your choice. Case closed, the end, bottom line; and by the way, a three-month old kid in your belly is not a fucking human being, okay? It's a bunch of little congregate of cells. You're not a human until you're in my phonebook (laughs).

There, my hat is now in the political ring."

#Bill Hicks #Rant in E-Minor #abortion #SCOTUS #Roe vs. Wade #Clarence Thomas #Brett Kavanaugh #Samuel Alito #Amy Coney Barrett #John Roberts #Neil Gorsuch #pro-life #conservative christians #evangelicals #pro-choice #anti-choice #Supreme Court of the United States #America #'Merica #stand up comedy #Youtube

[buckieduckie2]

manifest destined lust for cheese

#'merica #andrew rousso #byler

[neural-blended]

"Evil 'merica baby holding a giant pocket knife."

#neural-blended #nightcafe #nightcafe.studio #ai art #generated art #ai generated #ai artwork #art #unreality #surreal #abstract #bizarre #weirdcore #experimental #artporn #pop art #merica #'merica #flag #baby