#(most of the time anyway)

[laluxea]

To a master guitarist, architect of musical dreams, founder of THE cornerstone hard rock band, studio sorcerer, impossible beauty, devilish dandy, fearless visionary, sexual tyrannosaurus, contradiction in terms, good boi (sometimes,) mostly fascinating, occasionally infuriating, and utterly unforgettable - Happy 80th Birthday to the incredible Jimmy Page! 🎂🎁🎉🎊🤩💖🎸

And behold - some of my favourite Jimages I've collected over the years...

#Happy 80th Birthday Jimmy 💖 #jimmy page #for he's a jolly good fellow and all that #most of the time anyway #beautiful men

[ria-starstruck]

hollow knight au where ghost (and hornet) travel to the past to do fuckall and in ghost’s case this includes antagonizing pale king for funsies ✌️😜

#i stand by the when there's an action in a video game u can choose to take it says a lot about the character who takes it #the option to sit in the pale king's throne is one of those #so yeah #hollow knight #hollow knight fanart #hollow knight comic #hollow knight au #hollow knight time travel au #hollow knight time travel #hollow knight ghost #hollow knight pale king #hollow knight herrah #im sorry herrah i didn't do u justice </3 #art #artists on tumblr #traditional art #herrah knows abt the whole kings brand shtick bc hornet told her. MAYBE. last comic is a little ooc i think #re: i did say hornet causes diplomatic incidents but that was just for funnies. i do not think she would actually be doing so #most of the time anyway

[sailforvalinor]

Hey you know what’s worse than half a ship dying. Found family separating

#most of the time anyway #and it happens SO MUCH #I hate it a lot #we’re not going to be well over here in the linkeduniverse fandom #I was watching the end of Pokémon xy with my lil brother and was getting weirdly emotional? #remember when they weren’t willing to animate a kiss #it was cute though #writing #reading memes #reading #tropes #memes #writing memes

[ducksaresuperior]

at this point I don't even know why I try. its practically impossible hold a conversation with someone who doesn't want to text first. am i the one at advantage or you?

philosophy or emo poetry works wonders when the person you show it to is the muse. but they'll never no.

you see, a poet never writes and tells.

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(not the best work, in a slight writing slump.)

#most of the time anyway #a's bs #ducksaresuperior #literature #fiction #spilled ink #spilled poetry #spilled thoughts #personal shit #send help #im fucked #light angst #angst #angsty #life quotes #life lessons #life #lovers #love #bleh #blehhh

[agentmarcuspike]

i hate being non-binary and comfortable presenting femininely….. sometimes i feel like people would respect my identity more if i had short hair and a flat chest.

but my hair is just so luscious, cutting it would be a crime. and honestly, if i didn’t have such fucking amazing tits, i would’ve had top surgery ages ago. but alas. these breasts are too great to get rid of :/ so i live with it………

#other people give me dysphoria. my body doesn’t #most of the time anyway #sorry for sharing??? idk #come be nb in my dms #nonbinary

[g0ingb4tty]

Hi random SpookyMonth rant incoming but i HATE the way Dexter's character is seen/portrayed and mischaracterized in the SM fandom (I've mainly seen it on TikTok), but the fandom waters down his complexity to "silly smol bean autism murder boi" and that's just... no.

Dexter is canonically a mentally deranged murderer and will spiral if he doesn't kill something within a certain period of time (as seen in episode 4 Deadly Smiles where he posessed the kids' Happy Fella doll and tries to kill them)

He CANONICALLY became an exterminator so he would have a constant supply of creatures to kill and yet the fandom just waters him down to a "silly innocent twink" and it pisses me off.

Whenever a fandom gets ahold of a complex character, especially a mentally ill or "crazy" one, that just so happens to be a bit silly or act quirky, the character's lore immediately gets erased or watered down in fanon to where they're just some playful innocent guy who just so happens to kill people. It happened in the Creepypasta fandom too, and they're also doing it to Bob in a way but it's to a much worse degree with Dexter.

Sr. Pelo describes Dexter's character as a bad person trying not to get worse, and even calls him a "sicko"

No, he wouldn't cry over a movie, no he wouldn't cling to Bob's or whoever the hell you ship him with's shoulder 24/7 and whine whenever he's alone.

(Speaking of him being shipped with Bob, they canonically dislike eachother lol)

In canon he ENJOYS comitting murder, he would probably (assuming the person has no personal connection to him) laugh if he saw someone crying/on the brink of death (e.g. Streber) he wouldn't go out of his way to help people, he's (for lack of a better word) EVIL.

And what really bothers me about these types of fanon, is yeah, they do it with almost every character in one way or another, but it's always the ones that are MEANT to be bad people, to be almost, or completely unredeemable. They have their complexity stripped away from them.

Take "ticci" Toby Rogers, he was abused by his father, he was bullied in school for having Tourette's Syndrome, watched his sister, the only person who cared for him (other than his mom) die in a car crash, then spiraled and killed his dad. The Creepypasta fandom waters him down to some innocent uwu waffle loving boy, and that's just... taking away from the entire story.

They're doing the same with Dexter too, like, actually look into the lore, you don't even have to do much reading between the lines when watching the show to see that he's literally DERANGED.

What these fanons are doing is just taking the character's name, design, (sometimes they even change how they look beyond recognition too :/) and just making a new character with it. It makes me so mad.

I could apply this to a gazillion different fanbases, like how I used Creepypasta as an example, but Spooky Month is my hyperfixation and I hold CANON Dexter very near and dear to me because he's a comfort character for me and it just INFURIATES ME seeing how they misportray him, I go looking for fanarts/fanfics/any fanworks of him and it's all just mischaracterized and it makes me physically cringe every time i see it.

#rant post #hyperfixation #spooky month #spooky month sr pelo #dexter sm #dexter spooky month #dexter erotoph #i hate fanon interpretations so much dude #most of the time anyway #i was just rambling cuz im rlly passionate abt this for no reason lmao #i <3 dex #batthoughts💭

[life-series-losers-blog]

idk just picked someone random

(how do you decide who the stuff happens to)

LimL!Etho: Huh.

#ask blog #life series #trafficblr #milly ask #limited life #ethoslab #spin a wheel #most of the time anyway #lose

[beansterpie]

Sometimes I’ll be reading fic where one of the characters in the ship is described as Astoundingly Gorgeous— not just subjectively from a love interests pov, but framed objectively within the story— and more often than not it’s the blond+blue eyed character described this way. Especially in the case where the fic is of a show/film with live actors, and the actor in question is (imo) a thoroughly average looking guy, or at least attractive in an average sort of way, it makes me wonder like…

1.) is this actor in fact widely considered attractive and I just don’t see it?

2.) is it that the actor is attractive in a run-of-the-mill kind of way, but we are supposed to understand that the character is intended to be deeply attractive through narrative context and I just missed it?

3.) have people really just been conditioned to see blond+blue eyed people as inherently attractive???

#I mean I feel like it’s 3 #most of the time anyway #and it’s slightly rich coming from me who adores Griffith #who the blondest prettiest bitch out there #but he is explicitly described as beautiful in canon and it’s an element of his circumstances that adds to his particular set of issues #idk am I crazy here? #am I overly sensitive to blondes lmfao #bean talking into the void

[nightshadow1607]

every immortal!izuku fics

i’m enjoying making these :D

+ reference

#midoriya izuku #vigilante izuku #most of the time anyway #fanart

[nothorses]

what is a dog if not the prequel to a horse

horses are just vegan dogs

#most of the time anyway #sometimes they slurp up chicks like cotton candy

[thegreatyin]

Hmmmmm let me ask More questions...

Beechwood, The Manager and uhhhhhhhhhh oh right The Bazaar

ooooo. The Fun Trio. for this im actually gonna make another card just for beechwood and the scoundrel's opinion specifically! for no reason in particular!!

purple being mine, red being theirs. they have a lot of normal opinions, as im sure you can tell.

anyway, i like beechwood! he's a very interesting character and sort of the embodiment of HD's entire theme in a very interesting way. i think as a standalone character he wouldn't be as fun but when paired with the surrounding context of heart's desire and all the other marvellous players we meet (and also just my own made up context of the scoundrel's own weird transhumanism thing) he's a funny little guy and i like him a lot

the manager is also fun! you probably see me call characters "fun" a lot actually. it's a term of endearment. i like it when characters are funny little guys :) but yeah the manager is cool i loved his fight during HD and i wish he'd get out of my card deck. yes i may be insane but even if THEY ARE COMING THEY ARE COMING THEY ARE COMING it's very rude >:(

the bazaar is a miserable mildly pathetic divorced crab. 10/10 no notes

#no im not late to this ask. ur late to this ask. shhhhhhhh. #ask #fallen london #a lot of my bingos end up looking pretty interchangeable mostly bc i don't tend to actively hate characters #most of the time anyway #i just look at them like they're guys in a story. if they serve their narrative contexts well and/or i just find them amusing i like em

[aphelea]

don't forget, writing should always be as descriptive as possible!

ex. "he cried" Wrong! try -> "he secreted some juice of the lacrimal gland" for Maximum Effect!

#posts that may or may not have partly originated in avi's dms #anyway this is a joke please do not thesaurus every word in your sentence i promise you you are better off just getting to the point #most of the time anyway #august rambles

[cj-writes-things]

Some pics of my boy on an adventure today, courtesy of my mom

#cricketposting #i love my dog #hes such a good boy #most of the time anyway #im glad he got to go out and have fun today even though i couldnt be there bc college

[baristas-kin-cafe]

Can I get a playlist for a kinsidering Golden Freddy kin (FNaF) with an angry & haunting theme to it? Anything that's rock, metal, punk, goth, etc is fine with me.

Ah, a playlist, my favorite thing to make! Alas, I tried to make a playlist on Spotify, but Spotify has never worked for me for some reason... Oh well, I think one or two songs in this playlist would be missing on Spotify, so I hope a Youtube playlist is still fine...

#✿ Kin Playlist ✿ #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #golden freddy #fnaf kin #you can learn a lot about people based on the music they listen to #most of the time anyway #youll always find that one person that listens to the complete opposite of what you would expect them to #or they listen to everything under the sun and its impossible to figure it out!

[nietopesz]

i dont know if it´s the antidepressants or what, but i feel like i´ve lost ability to love things

#i enjoy things ofc but i dont know the intensity with which i used obsess over various forms of art or sports or artists etc.. is gone #sometimes i´ll go through my archive and see what i was saying in the tags and cannot believe my eyes lol #my inner raction is: who was that who even says shit like that cannot be me #or maybe i´ve just aged #i dont know but i am so bored currently #and feel no desire nor the slightest inkling to do something to change stuff to fill my time with something of value or of interest #because i feel like nothing interests me anymore #most of the time anyway

[littlebigmouse]

You know what would be cool? A story set in what's clearly a dystopian society, but this influences the story only in so far as to derive humor from it. The center of the story is essentially a light-hearted office comedy.

#writing #i was just talking about trope and setting subversions and 'what if a dark and gritty murder mystery took place in a standard utopia?' #and then we talked about the post-apocalypse settings of cartoons #but those aren't exactly dystopian #most of the time anyway #dystopia #comedy