#(walks up to a gay couple)

[whamber]

Light and shadow

#merlin fanart #morgwen #merthur #merlin #arthur pendragon #bbc morgana #bbc guinevere #bbc merlin #walks up to gay couple #so which one of you is the sun and which one is their shadow #my art

[trivalentlinks]

Let F be a Floer homology theory. For the purposes of this talk, you can assume it's any Floer homology theory you like, and if you don't like any Floer homology theory, then pretend you do like one and assume it's that one

-- a conference speaker

#floer homology #math #maths #mathblr #you really should have at least one Floer homology theory you like!! #i have for a while wanted to do a longpost about floer homology #a very cool concept that shouldn't yield anything but miraculously does #and also about the guy who came up with it (andreas floer) #who was a very interesting guy #he died in 1991 at age 34 which is usually when an academic is only starting to build their influence #and thus didn't have any phd students #and most people in the math community don't seem to have known him personally #(his wikipedia page has a section of quotes about him but they're all about his math #which is pretty much universally agreed to be one of the most striking developments of modern mathematics) #but one time they did a memorial conference a couple years ago in his honour at (uc) berkeley #where they talked about the extremely fruitful field of research he pioneered #they put up posters around campus advertising the conference that happened to have a picture of him #and apparently a bunch of old guys showed up who knew nothing about math #it turned out they were his housemates in the gay commune he used to live in #who were going for a walk around campus and saw a poster with his photo and were like #'wait isn't that our buddy who died twenty-some years ago??' #apparently they knew nothing about math so it was totally incomprehensible to them but they attended the whole conference anyway

[raytorosaurus]

frank talking about remember the laughter a couple of months before it came out... :''')

#(this was recorded in september 2016) #it is so fucking cute to me whenever frank calls ray 'kid' skdkfkdj #walks up to a gay couple which one of you is 'that kid' and which one of you is 'that crazy cat' #frank iero #fiatx #rtl #interview #**

[anotherpapercut]

CORRECT THANK YOU FOR SHARING

#submission #I actually have seen this meme because someone sent it to my supervisor at some point and she showed it to all of us ajdbkajs #working with a bunch of gay autistic math nerds fucking rules lmfao y'all have no idea #one of my bosses is super into sci fi and is also a math teacher and puts star trek and firefly and buffy and hitchhikers guide etc etc #references in EVERYTHING he makes. I took a math class from him once and all of the test questions were about some fuckin show #whenever he runs meetings he asks us questions based on star trek usually. recently in a meeting he asked us to choose the best captain #I'm one of only like 3 people who watches all of this shit so I looove going to meetings when he runs them #bc he'll ask some fuckin question like who's the best star trek captain. and the 3 of us who knows what's going on will just start arguing #while everyone else looks around like what the fuck is going on right now (this one always gets the newbies) #my ALL TIME favorite Jake moment tho was when I was there one night and there were no students so we were all just hanging out #and Jake walks out of his office and he looks kind of annoyed. and he's a big dude like super tall and broad and loud as hell #so I can hear him like mumbling shit all annoyed and I'm like hey Jake what's up? you doin ok? #and he sighed and was like no. the schools internet filter started blocking my FAVORITE board game forum #and now when I have a thought I can't just look it up to see if anyone's said anything about it. and that's like ALL I do. it's so annoying #and I was like Jake maybe that's why they blocked it akddjkansbdjsdbebs #god I love that dude. and this barely mentions my other supervisor who is autistic and pansexual and married to a woman #and both of them foster several kids. Jake has like 10 fuckin kids or smth bc he was fostering a couple of kids and then he got married #and she already had children and then they had a baby together. idk he's got like a whole baseball team they're very cute

[hopes-legacy]

Sometimes a relationship can be a giant fish and a handsome elf

#ffxiv au ra #ffxiv #aymeric de borel #wolmeric #ffxiv art #ffxiv wol #Walks up to gay couple so which one of you is the fish and which is the elf #shoutout to any fishman likers out there

[riphimopen]

lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship

#my art #scooby doo stage fright #dewey ottoman #brick pimiento #walks up to a gay couple which one of you had a breakdown in front of thirty thousand people and which one l #looks at hashtga anemic minions memes on facebook

[outlying-hyppocrate]

being the only poc in my class is. an experience.

#random thoughts #i'm half white. and fairly white-passing #these people have found a way to be racist towards me even so. #“get back to the fields” SHUT THE FUCK UP!! #a couple halloweens ago at school. they made spiderwebs out of cotton buds #i walked through one and. well. there were pieces still stuck to my hair and clothes #so someone saw me and said “ARE YOU PICKING THE COTTON??????” #anyway. i mostly get made fun of for being gay and trans so. this isn't very much (':

[tariah23]

Those “podcasts,” of people who only talk about how many bodies someone has and relationship (is the man supposed to- should you let your female-) bullshit🗿… these people really be thinking that they’re real journalists and can barely interview the people who they bring on to be interviewed. And like, they never seem to want to talk about anything fun outside of the stuff previously mentioned.

#I get that a lot of people take up podcasting for fun but damn talk about movies music fav foods places you want to travel HOBBIES or #something #my sis and I were just talking about this #and brought up the time Charlemagne brought on azealia banks and how he was like ‘so you make music for gay people?’ as if it was a joke  #like what kind of response was he looking for I don’t get it #it’s like these people who run these podcasts and radio shows are so fucking unfunny and edgy for reason #rambling #podcasts are supposed to be about something 😭…. #they’re giving tik Tok dudes walking up to random women and couples to start drama

[weepylucifer]

Can You Believe Steban and Ulixes and their Mazov/Nilsen parallels have a Hozier song about them

#posts by me #walks up to a gay couple so which one of you is the shrike and which one's the sharp and glorious thorn #more of my disco elysium impressions

[harrylights]

ok i just need to write down these whack 1d dreams i’ve had the last couple days

#so two nights ago it was that zayn had a reality dating show and i was ON IT #and the whole time i was like 😭 i’m too gay for this can i leave pls #it was in this place that was both super tropical but also a desert #and zayn INSISTED we keep going on these long ass walks thru the sand i was just like bro can we go back #and he got mad at me when i said i needed to go take a walk to decompress after this story about his ex that he told me #it was so vivid and surreal #but then the dream i just woke up from i was part of 1d in like 2013 era??? #and it was sooo busy so many interviews and a couple fan meeting things #and i was like damn this is exhausting #but also got to see these beaauuutiful places #like one of our hotels was suspended directly over this crystal blue water that had orca swimming thru it and we swam w the orca #and both harry and louis separately plotted w me to pull pranks on each other #harry was also like?? psychic?? like he could send images into everyone’s heads but he only did it w nice things lol #and then randomly at the end he came to work w my at this body jewelry company i used to work for #but like he was still him and on our application form to work there we had to disclose our income for some reason #and on his he was like i’m not telling u this 😐 don’t push it #like w the emoji too fhdhskeldk #but i’m out here like why am i dreaming of these guys even more when i’m taking a break from them #like i still listen to their music ofc but i don’t have the energy to participate in the fandom rn #it’s like they know and they’re like #u thought u could forget about us!!!!! syke bitch we’re haunting ur dreams now <3 #but whatever i’ll take this over the other vivid dreams i’ve been having lately #anyway #rowyn rambles

[sitting-upon-a-turtle]

girlfriend just said to me “i can’t tell if they’re romantic or secular” bc she couldn’t remember the word platonic im.

#walks up to a gay couple. so are you practicing homosexuals? #lgbtq

[altruistic-meme]

decided to look at the meetup groups in the nearby Big City instead of the ones in the city i live in and it was... something.

cus there were considerably more like, queer groups which was cool!! but then like 80% of the things i read the name and went "oh hey that might be cool" the groups were named things like "women and girls group" "ladies only" "men group for men" "ladies ladies ladies" "group for women only no boys" "manly men things" and stuff and it's like.......... ok fun question are any of you normal about trans people.

#i would feel instantly uncomfortable about signing up for any of these groups. #yeah i present as a woman bc im not out but i don't want to be part of a group that's name is basically #'woman group for girls and women ladies only no boys cus they suck ew' #cus like hey. that's me you're fucking talking about. #but on that same vein like. i present as a WOMAN so the liklihood that my tiny feminine ass walking into a group that's name is #'men doing manly things for men cus women are gross ew' #would... probably not be received very positively. #but honest to fuck that was like 80% of the fucking thing #and then even the other lgbt ones were 'gay men' which im not really but am and 'lesbians' which i am in a very convoluted way #but all of them gave off the vibe of being 'looking for a partner' type things which im not for various reasons #and the few that WEREN'T were exclusively for COUPLES #SO ?????????? HELLO??? #once again asking. are you fucking normal about trans people. #shh ac

[rassilon-imprimatur]

Are they, y’know, mortal enemies? Arch nemeses? 

#long post #Batman #Bruce Wayne #Two-Face #Harvey Dent #walks up to a gay couple SO WHICH OF YOU IS THE ARCH ENEMY AND WHICH OF YOU IS THE ARCH ENEMY

[sooptea]

I still think about the fact that I got a lot of harassment for IDing as bisexual when I was younger. I feel like it's either not really an issue anymore or I have just miraculously avoided seeing any biphobia the last few years.

Like yeah, there probably are people who hate bi people, it wouldn't surprise me, and it wouldn't surprise me if the only reason why I don't see it anymore is just because I'm in the United States and our queer conversation at the moment is more focused on gender identity than sexual identity.

Idk maybe it's why I think it's fucking stupid people rag on binary trans and nonbinary trans people. Like in 60 years transphobia is gonna be seen as old and stupid. What have we learned the last 10, 60, 1000+ years? Nothing.

People are gonna rehash the same bullshit excuse every time just a different enemy

#imagine being forced to sit at a cafeteria people with a bunch of people you know but arent friends with and they purposely #start talking about how being bi is sinful and youd burn in hell. and you cant walk away bc of stupid school rules and what not and it's 7am #i had complete random strangers dming me in middle school saying that because i was bisexual i was absolutely horrible and gross and i #was going to burn #I HADNT EVEN KISSED ANYONE LIKE DAMN YALL HATED ME FOR JUST BREATHING #also dont clown bc this post is not about 🍳 or omni folk and the minority of biphobia that comes from there #this is specifically about how i had gay people tell me theyd never date a bisexual because they ALWAYS cheat or leave them for het couples #this is about straight people telling me i CANT be bi i can ONLY be gay or straight #this is about being told bi isnt real because EVERYONE ends up monogamous so you have to choose eventually #this is about being told i shouldnt kiss anyone same sex because what if I wanted to be het later and nobody would want to date me #this is about having people using asking me out as a joke because the idea of dating me was laughable

[odinsblog]

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#holy shit! #this might not be a big huge deal to errbody else on here #but it is for me #i just came across some … info … that lists *extremely* comprehensive deets about my neighbors #(dont worry - its probably legal) #ive nevr seen such detailed info all in *one* place for an entire neighborhood #that shit was deadass accurate for my ass so i assume its fairly close for everyone else #it lists stuff like address - no biggie bc lol i already have an idea of where my neighbors live right? #but the surprising part was it lists last 3yrs income and voting affiliation (which party ur registered with or npa) #the income stuff (including the *exact* price you paid for ur home/condo) was not too surprising #i mean not too too surprising #but! the political party affiliation stuff?? #mind boggling 🤯 #im looking and im like - THEYRE REPUBLICANS?? the ‘nice’ gay couple? #the ‘freindly’ older white guy who walked up to me and just spontaneously telling me why he isnt racist? a republican ofc #and that one old dude who looked like he saw a ghost the 1st time he saw my black lives matter bracelet - republican ofc #now im just paying a bit more attention and def taking notes - literally #the arabic + korean families = republicans #the russian family = democrats #literally *all* of the neighbors who are cool and have hung out with - all registered democrats #look - I know this is all anecdotal at best but damn if it dont track #my condo houses about 2100 families and unfortunately not too many of us are black - maybe 2 or 3 of us?? #in light of kanye ​i have absolutely no doubt i would be similarly surprised at finding some of my black neighbors are republicans 🤮 #like i said - nothing too shocking but actually lowkey shocking #i understand this doesnt necessarily mean *everything* but its handy info to know - a shorthand of sorts #its funny bc yesterday i had lunch with my mom and the subject of hershel walker came up and its #the 1st time i can remember hearing my mom curse and use the n-word in my 38yrs #we werent everrrr allowed to say it even when we were (briefly) growing up in the projects #anyway - very interesting stuff #now - just as a kinda empirical exercise imma start comparing incomes with party affiliation

[lamphous]

me thinking myself clever for catching onto accidental foreshadowing before realizing in fact it was a memory as the-body-remembers-by-babette-rothschild. eleventh doctor so so evil to me. the way that I was down BADDD for alex kingston at age 13.

sorry there are approx. 7 more posts in the tags here

#sorry am watching the big bang whilst intoxicated and the amy reveal genuinely got me #remember when they were killing rory off every episode for shits and giggles #THE FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ OH MY HGOD #ELEVEN IN THE TIME TRAVEL WATCH WIIIIIIIVES THEY ARE MARRIEEEEED #the worst part of watching these is all the places ive since been art ive since seen things ive come to know in hyper detail NOW #that i did not while watching this on my ipod nano on the bus home after middle school #not just the millennium bridge all the van gogh paintings ive seen a store in camden gardens ive walked by #but chip shops and terrible atmospheres in british museums #oh my god sorry i think i wanted to fuck matt smith for a second. his handwriting. trying to give it up. puppet with strings cut. HOT? #oh good its autoerotic again alex is here as well. lesbian sex. they have a handfasting NOT click bait #walks up to gay couple like so which one of you is the eye of the storm and which one of you is the heart of the explosion #i watched those last seconds on the roof before the dalek arrives on a loop at age 13 as the last moment of true happiness #me my wife and my wife's parents who are also my boygirlfriends on our night at the museum double date. AND THEN I DIE. and my wife avenges #LESBIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS ITS ALMOST COMPLETELY IMPOSSIBLE. wait why did she make the dalek beg for mommy what did that do to me