#10000 tags be upon ye

[thefiresofpompeii]

i hope ruby gets a well-that’s-alright-then-style notdeath. on the one hand it will make haters mad because oh no not another companion with an impermanent end (and i like to see haters mad) on the other it would require creativity to depict this in a new way + i love all the implications i love the dark fairytale quality of these companion exits i love my un-undead schrodinger’s women

with the way the legend of ruby sunday is titled… legends aren’t usually told about living people. legends are stories of the bygone past, of an age long since over, fictionalised and overgrown with folklore like barnacles sticking to an abandoned shell. there is such a thing as a living legend, but they’re exceedingly rare. the unmistakeable raven’s call in the 73 yards teaser, the trailer’s cut to fifteen crying alone after promising to cherry he’d protect her daughter… the foreshadowing is clear as day…

and yet. there’s one massive HOWEVER. ruby appears in s15: millie’s been spotted on set filming it. which leads me to believe — the doctor isn’t one to take the time travel route and revisit companions that in his future are genuinely dead. that would hurt too much, it would cause unnecessary trauma and could break the timeline. that must mean ruby stays alive in some way. ish. she’s alive and a legend and a mystery. girl-ballad girl-song girl-paradox

here she is, fading out.

p.s.: thesis statement on moffatgirls from the tags i left on somebody else’s post about charley pollard.. well it belongs here since it’s basically the semiotic hurricane swirling around ruby at the moment :)

#on a personal level what interests me about these characters is precisely what gets them labeled as being subject to #misogynistic writing by pop-feminist video-essayists. as an autistic girl* (*ish) however; i find female characters that #aren’t quite ‘normal people’; women who represent an idea or concept or are a puzzle to be solved or a manic pixie dream girl to be #more and in a way far more interesting than a girl-next-door-type universally relatable protagonist #they make for more nuanced stories with more symbolism and more layers of interpretation usually. why should there be realism in a #fantastical narrative? similarly i like characters that are haunting the narrative or dead before it began (big locked tomb fan if you #didn’t know) and like. not to be tvtropes but the lost lenore archetype. dead woman who spurs the hero on to recklessness or revenge. #i identify with that dead girl. the laura palmers of the world. set the story in motion without #necessarily having agency. maybe it’s something to do with my #constant background radiation of passive suicidality. in a fun whimsical way :) i would never kill myself but i don’t want to be a real #person. i want to be objectified but not necessarily in a k*nky s*xual way (that too) in a princess in a tower way #the ultimate femme fantasy innit? there’s something about it. hashtag problematic hashtag conforming to gender roles #10000 tags be upon ye #ruby sunday #millie gibson #doctor who #dw #steven moffat #clara oswald #fifteen #fifteenth doctor #twelveclara #amy pond #charley pollard #river song #donna noble #ncuti gatwa #doctor who meta #jamie.txt #haunting

[miasmaghoul]

Miasmaaaaa darling, do you have any recommendations on fics for a fellow enjoyer of ghouls?

Loves and kisses,

An enamored anon too shy to send from main

No need to hide, sweetheart. I only bite upon request. 💜

But yes, I have many recs! Mostly smut, but I see nothing wrong with that. Though please do keep in mind that I am into what could probably be called "the weird shit." There's all kinds of pairings (mostly ghouls) and content here. Of course, it goes without saying that you should ALWAYS check tags before reading anything. Below the cut because I can't make anything short!

@st-danger - Literally everything Saint has ever written is 10000/10. Their fics have given me at least four new kinks so far and countless orgasms, and no I am not shy about admitting that (you're welcome Saint). You can't miss with any of their work, but if I had to cherry pick I'd give you Metamorphose, Pinned Wings, Uphold with a Righteous Hand and the entire forcedfem series that starts with Let Your Eyes Delight in My Ways. But I mean it when I say you can't go wrong with a Saint piece.

@anotherghoul666 - Another person responsible for giving me new kinks and orgasms (thank you, Hukka). Their works are immersive, filled with world building and character study. Recommend everything, once again, but cherry picking This Could All Be Yours, Make My Blood Rush (Slow Down), Drought or Euphoria and A Loosened Heart (Corrodes the Shield). No smut in that last one, but some incredible hurt/comfort.

@streamghoul - Stream is insane and unhinged and incredibly talented. I cannot WAIT to get to know them better because D A M N. Recommend Floodwaters of Phlegethon, let no one lust for martyrdom, Whiplash and Epiphany (that one is Copia/Mary Goore).

@iamthecomet - Comet is rad and sweet as candy and you should read her entire ficlet collection right now because hhhhhh. Also Step by Errant Step, Bend My Desire and Astraphobia! And of course Born Under a Troubled Sign because who am I if not a member of the Unholy Trinity?

@kroas-adtam - Gotta complete the Trinity! I don't really have to tell you to read Death of Peace of Mind, do I? Also Water is Wet because spite is delicious.

@waywardsamaritan - They're pretty new here, but they're AMAZING. I read their first fic ever (!!), when i get my hands on you, and I still REFUSE to believe it was their first. It's SO good. All of their stuff is incredible, but it's a power trip sent me to another dimension.

@feralghxuls - They have some of the most unique ghoul headcanons I've come across, and they're great reads. Highly recommend Unholy is the Lust in Your Eyes, To the Hunter from the Prey, You'd Never Want It To Be Over and Devoured by Shadows.

@ratballet - They get a special shoutout because paper armor (Copia/Dew) was the first Ghost fic I ever read and what eventually led me to dive headfirst into fandom again! Also a huge fan of new sensations, sweet temptations, sweeter if you stay and aftershow.

The same place I learned to give in and Thunder only happens when it's raining by @ohvegeta - Incredibly good, special pieces of writing, these. Love them both very much.

There Is Beauty In The Way of Things by @ghostinthewires - Not smut, but it's gorgeous and everyone should read it.

Unholy Trinity by @forlorn-crows - Crow I know we only really talk about Mountain but I am SICK over this big boy sandwich fyi.

Butterfly Garden by @youhaveahomeinmyheart - Eli also writes some great smut, but like...I can't NOT recommend the only fic that has ever almost made me cry.

The Shining and The Light by @mibo-nin - This one gets regular re-reads for a reason.

Obviously by @shelterforananimal - Bro. BRO. Soft and sweet and SO hot.

Weekend Warriors by LifeasanNPC - This person only wrote a single piece of Ghost fic and I honestly think it may be one of the best out there. Full stop.

There ya go, an incomplete but extended list of recs! Hope you can find something to suit your fancy!

#miasma says #fic recs #i love all of these people whether they like it or not >:)

[austronauts]

a short trilogy of mitch marner squeaking over being noticed by stephen curry senpai

first, the nhl twitter posts screenshots of mitch wearing stephen curry’s davidson jersey in his “Besties in Arizona” fancam

Then, lo and behold! Stephen Curry responds! i am willing to bet auston’s hairline and all my fake jerseys that stephen curry 10000% had to google who this Generic White Twink was (imagine, if you will, Stephen googling “who is marner93″ and immediately being accosted by mitch’s 😁😁😁 headshots from over the years) before typing this response. 

MITCHELL MARNER IS BAMBOOZLED AND FLABBERGASTED AND BAFFLED. ASTONISHED AND DUMBFOUNDED EVEN. HE IS HOOTIN AND HOLLERIN. he runs at LEAST five laps around the tennis courts screeching until auston comes out and yells “MITCH, SIT. MITCH? STAY” in a calm voice honed from training Felix (who is a good boy. Mitch, not so much). 

mitch immediately takes a screenshot and opens up instagram with shaking clammy fingers to post it. but then! WHAT ABOUT THE CAPTION?  mitch must project an effortless cool but with his trademark joie de vivre that lets stephen KNOW that mitch like...really REALLY really LOVES HIM but in a COOL way and like...if mitch posts a heart emoji will stephen still think he’s hot????🥺 a lengthy council with Auston, Bunts, and Justin (facetimed in for this emergency) follows where they debate the merits of several caption candidates

drake lyrics (justin, flatly: mitchy, no.)

omg STEPH did u know u and my fiancee have the same name? 👉👈 (bunts, cackling: YES, yes do it. do it. auston silently snatches away mitch’s phone and threatens to flush it down the toilet) 

dSJKLDJSLSKDJKAAasa STEPHEN SEE U AT A RAPTORS GAME BRO 🥰🥰🥰 (justin, pragmatically: he probably won’t remember you? mitch is mortally wounded by this but pretends he’s fine. he won’t let justin ruin this special day for him)

Night night ❤️

Upon further debate, they unanimously decide to add a fistbump emoji because that makes mitch cool. (mitch: but what if he thinks im punching him?  auston: but you send me the fistbump emoji all the time mitch: i AM punching you when i send those to you) another furious 30 minute argument over whether to put the HEART first or the FISTBUMP first ensues. Justin hangs up on facetime because he has better things to do but nobody notices.  FINALLY, it is DECIDED. “Night night 👊❤️” has won the caption contest

Mitch hurriedly adds the caption and tags Stephen Curry’s instagram handle. he promises himself to not take it personally if Steph doesn’t see his instagram story

AND THEN MITCH DECIDES JUST INSTAGRAM IS NOT ENOUGH ACTUALLY? BECAUSE WHAT IF STEPH IS LIKE REALLY BUSY? AND HE DOESNT SEE INSTAGRAM? I MEAN PEOPLE MUST BE TAGGING HIM IN STUFF ALL THE TIME??? DOES HE KNOW HOW SPECIAL HE IS TO MITCH? DOES HE KNOW MITCH EXISTS?? DOES HE KNOW MITCH LOVES HIM? AND THAT HE HOPES STEPH HAS A GOOD NIGHT!??!?!?!???!?!?!??!?! 

thusly, even without the counsel of auston and bunts (and justin), mitch decides - yes. yes. the best thing will be to reply to steph on twitter with the same exact caption and emojis 👊❤️. 

NOW. NOW Steph will remember him. (Stephen Curry will definitely not remember him) 

#mitch marner #he's just so funny to me like #the SAME caption and emojis for both instagram and twitter? #the 👊❤️ #is JUST SO 'i love you but in a COOL BRO way hehe do u still think im cute' #this BEAN #im going to squash him like a bug

[duckprintspress]

“Aim For The Heart”: Campaign Updates and Spotlights on Artist Jennifer Smith and Author R. L. Houck

The campaign to fund Aim For The Heart: Queer Fanworks Inspired by Alexandre Dumas’s “The Three Musketeers” is now halfway done and going strong! For those not super familiar with how campaigns go, usually the bulk of funding comes in during the first 48 hours and the last 48 hours of the campaign. I personally usually look to see us at 50% funded by the end of the first 48 hours; if we hit that metric then I can say with a fair degree of confidence that we’ll reach our goal. This campaign did hit that, handily, and now with 15 days left, we’re only $750 shy of our goal! While I’m not hosting any parades yet, as I check in midway through our campaign…we’re doing great.

A huge, HUGE thank you to everyone who has backed so far, and also to everyone who has helped spread the word about the campaign. Word of mouth is 10000% the most effective way to help people find out this project exists and get them interested in buying the anthology; we’d never get to the goal without our supporters, and we’d never get there without every person who says, “hey, have you seen this?” Y’all rock. We love that we get to bring you awesome books.

Anyway, on to today’s contributor spotlights!

Knight and Squire by Jennifer Smith

About the Artist: Smith has been drawing since a young age. With a focus in traditional drawing techniques, she has recently started using digital mediums to imitate traditional styles. Her focus is in portraiture and landscapes, especially with watercolor. You can find more of her art on her Tumblr.

Link: Tumblr

Allergy Girl and the Hate Arrangement by R. L. Houck

About the Author: R. L. Houck (she/her) still has one of the first stories she ever wrote, all the way back from elementary school. It was about flightless penguins reaching the sun and was a good indication of her boundless imagination and her love of animals. The latter became a full-time veterinary career; the former keeps her occupied with fanfiction and original fiction in her downtime.

She’s sometimes found wandering the woods around her house in Virginia with her dog. If not there, she’s sitting on the couch, catching up on a Netflix series, and smothered by her five cats. Sometimes, there’s even space for her wife.

Links: TikTok

Story Teaser:

“Oh, no! Mom’s been very supportive of me being trans. I just meant the name change. For an English lit professor, she has a real hard-on against Shakespeare,” Portia said. “It was one of the main reasons I chose the name.”

Christa didn’t want to bring the conversation down by discussing unsupportive parents of LGBTQA+ kids. Instead, she jumped on the mention of Shakespeare. “Well, Portia was a kick-ass character too,” Christa said.

“Right? Thank you!”

“You’re quite welcome. Oh! Phoenix! Is that why you chose the tattoo? Never mind, you don’t have to answer that. I apologize—I’m being super nosy,” Christa said, immediately backtracking.

Portia laughed. “You’re fine. That is exactly why I chose the phoenix: rebirth. And those pictures are sent; tell me what you think.”

A few seconds later, Christa got a text message from an unknown number. She opened it to see a gorgeous flower arrangement shown in several pictures taken from multiple angles.

“Wow. This is beautiful,” Christa said, voice faint from awe. “Are you sure this says, ‘I hate your guts and wish abstract misery upon you for the rest of your natural existence’ in flower language?”

“…in so many words, yes,” Portia said, sounding amused.

Tags: allergies, attraction at first sight, character has a different gender than in the source material, customer service representative, deadnaming (accidental), f/f, florist, getting together, the language of flowers, meet awkward, modern, past tense, pining, pov third person limited, siblings, tattoo, triplets, trans

We’ve already raised $7,250 to fund this anthology, and we’re 90% of the way to our goal. Come see what all the fuss is about, and help us spread the word by sharing today’s awesome teasers or any of our past posts!

#duck prints press #aim for the heart #r. l. houck #jennifer smith #kickstarter #projectswelove

[thompsborn]

um HI !! i saw ur tags in my parksborn post but i have too many thoughts to simply tag u in a comment. first of all, harry going out of his way to find a bike that was almost exactly peter's like WOAH 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 ?? then that stupid bittersweet song playing during the bike ride made me tear up. . . and the FLASHBACK !! i'm still hung up on the song harry chose to sing over the PA system cus what are u trying to say mr. osborn ?? and when harry finds out what happened to his mom and peter reaches out as if its instinct but pulls back 💔 not to mention that out of context, harry making this elaborate plan for peter (especially in a school) reads SO much like a promposal (i'm not sure how far into the game u are so vague spoiler? but later there's a side mission that has parallels to this).

also. . . the fact that there are a handful of fics w the specific premise of one of them confessing their feelings by taking the other on a little nostalgic trip. . . someone at insomniac is NOT slick.

tl;dr: THEY WERE INSANE FOR THIS.

PGKGJG YES YES YES !!!!! I HAVENT GOTTEN TO WHATEVER PARALLEL THERE IS YET because i had to go to Work but i JUST got home and am about to immediately keep playing but !!

UR SO RIGHT literally the ENTIRE SCENE i was like “this feels like a fic. i have READ this fic. i SWEAR TO GOD i have read this fic.”

i wanna keep playing so i’m gonna stop here because i know i could (and probably will after playing more) ramble about this for literally PAGES UPON PAGES but just. literally everything you just said 10000%

#insomniac spider man #spider man 2 ps5 #insomniac spider man spoilers #spider man 2 ps5 spoilers #i’ve been like actually SCREAMING in the tags of my most recent posts and the way as soon as harry pulled out #the SECOND harry pulled out the bikes i was like THIS IS A DATE!!!! THIS IS A FUCKING DATE!!!!!

[anniesocsandgeneralstore]

Of course I have even more questions for you! You mentioned that Jake also felt like an outsider in his family. 1) Do you think the fact that both of them felt like outsiders was a factor in them being mates? 2) Do you think Bellmoral also targeted guys who maybe were on their own so that after they were turned, they would feel so isolated that they thought that they had nowhere to turn to for support but for Bellmoral?

*banging on the table* JAKE'S BACKSTORY JAKE'S BACKSTORY JAKE'S BACKSTORY !!!!!!!!!

Jake still grew up in Texas and grew up in a large military/navy family. The youngest of five brothers. Every Seresin for like three generations has gone into the Navy and served. It's what's expected of him.

But Jake doesn't want it. Never has. Never will.

His entire family is just constantly pressuring him to join up, to serve, to follow in the rest of the family's footsteps. But he just can't do it. And he's vocal about it, and his family just won't accept it.

His father is harsh. His brothers make fun. And his mom, as loving as she is, stays quiet about it.

His father basically throws out all of Jake's acceptance letters to other universities and applied to the Naval Academy for him.

This is the final straw for Jake and he moves out of the house as soon as he graduates high school.

In my head, he tries to go to college at first. But he has to pay for it himself and it's hard and he's working like 3 jobs to make ends meet so he's failing his classes.

Eventually, he drops out and starts working construction. He makes decent money and the company he works for even offers to pay for trade school so he does that.

At this point he's still in Austin, and the only person he really talks to is his mom.

One day she invites him over for dinner, just to test the waters on him maybe coming back home and talking to EVERYONE again. He obliges, cause maybe this means everyone's chill with him not making a big something of his life (you don't have to have a career! you don't have to have bigger goals for the rest of your life! working one little job you love is good!!).

But that dinner does not go well cause everyone is just making snide remarks at Jake and basically telling him that he's a deadbeat with no future. So he decides to just cut them off for good.

Then the company he works for offers a job up in Washington....he takes it. And then he falls in love with the environment and the atmosphere, so he decides to stay. start over.

Anyway, long story short he is not on speaking terms with them and lives as far away from them as possible.

So, yes. Maybe it is a factor in them being mates (we'll never really know what the Moon Goddess was thinking will we). They belong together.

And yes Bellmoral 10000% did that because he is literally the worst thing on the planet. He wanted full loyalty and he was more than willing and maybe even glad to enforce it upon lonely young men who had no other support system.

again, werewolf!topgun tag cause Cool and Important bonus info:

@blue-aconite @darkestbeforethedawn16 @supernaturaldawning @illisius @hope-love-equality2 @wanderingdetectives @sqrlgrl22 @dempy @theforevermorereject @the-untamed-soul @emandems10 @xxshea-barnesxx @piceous21 @sopheeg @ollyoxenfrees @luckyladycreator2 @newlibrary @himbos-on-ice @gigisimsonmars @agentminnesota187 @indynerdgirl

#annie answers #my precious m #oc: ronnie bradshaw #fic: the echo (or the answer) #fd: top gun #werewolf au #werwolf!topgun #alpha!jake #alpha!hangman #werewolf!jake #werewolf!hangman #jake hangman seresin #jake seresin #hangman

[bre-meister]

So hear me out. I don’t usually talk about Stranger Things here but I gotta rant to someone even if it’s just like, 3 random people who happen upon this post in the tags. I’ll put the rant under the cut for spoilers and for those who don’t care

Ok so this is 10000% about the whole Jancy situation in st4.

I feel like Jonathan and Nancy obviously have a communication issue that can be fixed with an in depth conversation. Now, will we get that conversation on screen? I’m not holding my breath but all that to say they both have pretty valid concerns about the trajectory of their relationship but it’s by no means has to be a dealbreaker for either side. They can go to different colleges and still be together! Although, slightly off topic, I kinda wish that Joyce would push Jonathan to go to a school he wants (like NYU since she said it was his dream) and not just stay for her and Will. Maybe with Hopper back he would feel more comfortable with that.

Back to the original plot of the story, this whole side thing going on with her and Steve is so weird to me. I’m echoing what a lot of people have already said but it just doesn’t make since for any of their characters narratively to get back together. We’ve established that they care deeply for each other but we’ve also established that “care” doesn’t always translate to “love” in a romantic sense. To me it also doesn’t make sense for Jancy to have that parallel scene where they talk about each other so passionately for the writers to just throw that away to make Stancy a thing again. But what do I know about characterization and writing, I only write fanfics, right?

Also, I’m also getting annoyed with all these characters who DON’T EVEN KNOW ALL THE PARTIES INVOLVED giving their two cents on Jonathan and Nancy’s relationship or her supposed feelings for Steve. Even for Dustin to say something about Steve not successfuly dating because he’s still into Nancy? Like…no? It makes sense that all his dates with the “normal” Hawkins girls fall flat. He’s experienced things that have become a huge part of his growth and personal story that he can’t share with anyone else. Plus it’s been established that most of the “normal” girls in Hawkins are a lot less mature or more superficial than Nancy or the other females in the larger party. No duh he can’t find a connection with anyone but it’s not necessarily because of Nancy.

So, to end this all off, I would like to leave whoever has made it this far with what I think would make a funny Jancy reunion and bring a conclusion to this whole revisited love triangle:

- Because we have established that Steve does not know “what he wants” we’ll say he follows everyone’s misguided advice and tries to charm and kiss Nancy even though I’d say he’s feeling a bit conflicted

- Nancy obviously does not reciprocate and immediately breaks off the kiss. She starts to tell Steve why she doesn’t feel the same way but suddenly Steve’s eyes go wide looking at something behind her. Before she can turn around and see what he’s looking at someone comes barreling over to Steve and punches him right in the face

- It’s obviously Jonathan

- he doesn’t truly “fight” Steve and both him and Nancy explain what happened because “it’s not what it looks like! Ok… it kinda was but it’s not!”

- words are exchanged, explanations given, and Steve leaves so Jancy can have a true reunion moment

- Dustin makes a comment to Steve about how Jonathan kicked his ass…again. The two descend into banter as they give the other two some semblance of privacy

Now, I’m not delusional about this actually happening. I do think it’s hilarious and offers a funny parallel to season 1. It also tied back into the joke about Steve and fighting. His total would be like 3:2 now (yes i am counting him fighting off that bat in the UD, it was kinda bad ass so gotta give Steve props) and Dustin or Robin would definitely make him aware that he is now loosing in terms of fights again.

Who knows that v2 will bring. I pray some peace for Jancy 😭

#stranger things #st4 #jancy #stancy #rant #guess we’ll have to wait for v2 #i think i’m so funny #stranger things 4 #jonathan byers #nancy wheeler #steve harrington

[ao3feed-ineffablehusbandz]

so much left unspoken

so much left unspoken

by SmileHoney

“Angel,” he says casually, “have we been courting each other all these centuries?”

“Yes,” Aziraphale says after a long, quiet moment. His voice is tender, his eyes soft as he gazes upon Crowley. And that gaze— that can be nothing less than love, Crowley thinks fondly. “Yes, I rather think we might have been.”

“Huh,” Crowley responds, returning his gaze to the ceiling, and wiggles his toes further beneath Aziraphale’s thigh. “Fancy that.”

or,

In the end, Aziraphale and Crowley don’t really fall in love. They more… Saunter vaguely into it.

Words: 10000, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale (Good Omens)

Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)

Additional Tags: Mutual Pining, First Kiss, POV Alternating, Post-Episode: s01e06 The Very Last Day of the Rest of Their Lives, Gift Giving, Crowley's Love Language is Acts of Service (Good Omens), Aziraphale's True Form (Good Omens), Biblically Accurate Aziraphale, kind of, Queen (Band) References, gratuitous amounts of them actually because im queens number one fan, Asexual Relationship, Didn't Know They Were Dating, thats the big one and i almost forgot, Oblivious Aziraphale and Crowley (Good Omens), Idiots in Love, Fluff, Alcohol, Vignettes, Slice of Life

From https://ift.tt/D0kjlQF https://archiveofourown.org/works/44294438

#ao3feed ineffablehusbandz #ineffable husbands #good omens #aziraphale #crowley #anthonyjcrowl

[witchklng]

tagged by @radiantsansa ty!!! 🥰💗💕

favorite color: soft grays & blues, think stormy skies, the ocean, and blue & white china patterns ♡

currently reading: inheritance of hunger series by kathryn moon; just finished the third and last padme book, a queen’s hope by ek johnston; i am always reading SO much fic and have several tabs open of clone wars fic that i can’t wait to get into 🥰

last song: lana del rey’s “summertime sadness” (yes i am in a mood)

last series: orphan black!! god it’s so good 11/10 highly recommend!!!! now i’m rewatching once upon a time & critical role’s mighty nein campaign

last movie: obviously i’ve been up in my feels so i just rewatched star wars attack of the clones ♡

spicy/sweet/savory: savory 10000% but i’ve been leaning towards spicy as well lately

currently working on: writing my pirates of the caribbean au fic for shadow and bone & a boba fett oneshot (that may or may not be expanding into a multi chapter fic bc i’m insane), crocheting a bunny stuffed animal (she is black and her name is violet ♡), and i’m playing these games: playdead’s inside, jedi fallen order, and myst iii: exile

tagging: @kintsugi-keys @dying-suffering-french-stalkers @baba-fett @galacticgraffiti @pinkiemme @riahcafe @anpanlaur @thegreatblondebalrogslayer @norrington-hell @bantha-fodder

#tag game #stcrmhond #witchklng

[thestarsoutofyourwindow]

 11th Doctor x Reader - “If you don’t hold me now I think might just fall apart.”

Authors note: I tried my best to keep this in character- so if this is lacking in a story, that’s because I was a little hesitant to write a climax just in case I got it a little off. The gif isn’t mine, obviously. Crickets, this took a long time, so you BeTTeR aPPreCiaTe It. Just kidding, but I hope you enjoy it, even a little bit!

Now, it’s five am so I better go write some fifth Doctor now :)))

Feel free to tell me if i could improve anything or what you liked or whatever!

Word count: 1,719

Includes: Slight (?) angst, mentioning of being left by the Doctor (just prep yourself)

Requested by: @yourneighbourhoodclown, it won't let me tag them for some reason, so we will have to pretend.

“Where's your adventurous spirit!?" The Doctor giggles, pulling a lever on the TARDIS console, the entire ship convulsing as she dematerializes. His attention wavered between looking at you and the TARDIS.

"Urgh, god knows with all the-" Another lurch cut you off. "Focus on driving before you get us killed."

"Make me," He shouted over to you, running his fingers through his hair, with a smile that could only be described as a shit-eating grin.

Your stomach and eyes rolled in synchronization as the TARDIS jerked about, "I won't get half the chance. You'd think you'd get used to being thrown around in this- BOX- Urg. It doesn't help you're not a very good driver."

"Oi! I am too!" The Doctors scowled for a few moments, but you were to distracted with how your stomach swirled. Yet again the moment was interrupted by you being thrown into the railing.

"Of course you are, dear." You taunted him.

"Oh, this is gonna be a rough one-!" The Doctor cackled, smiling up at TARDIS console.

"Just like you to show your 'adventurous spirit'." You mocked, rolling your eyes and jabbing your elbow into his side. He glanced at you and furrowed his eyebrows; just as the rain started to pour down on you two. You had found yourselves in a seemingly endless forest, engulfed in an unsettling atmosphere. You just so happened to materialize in a clearing with a convenient dirt pathway littered with branches and bushes, which appeared to lead to some curiosity-sparking warm lights, bare pinpricks in the distance.

You knew the Doctor would want to investigate. You weren't particularly bothered, as long as you had the Doctor by your side.

"Oi you," The Doctor grinned at that, glancing at you then back out to the vast forest, then turned to look at you. "Umbrella?" You asked. He smirked and he pulled one of those large umbrellas, that people have to carry around like a staff or walking stick, yes one of those, out of his pocket. He played with the umbrella-like a sword, thrusting the umbrella and mocking a few blocks. You put your hand on his shoulder and he paused, looking over at you.

"Right, yes-" The Doctor opened the umbrella, which was a lot bigger than most umbrellas, swinging it up and resting it on his shoulder. He held his arm out for you, inviting you under the umbrella with a wink. You stepped under the umbrella, and he draped his arm over your shoulders as the both of you started the brisk walk towards the alluring lights.

Upon reaching the Cabin, which was more like a small mansion -still massive for the one person who lived there yet almost exclusively in the library, you met an old woman with a quaint affinity with voodoo and witchcraft (not the horrible sort though, she seemed quite friendly, if a little odd).

"You know, it doesn't help that every wall here is painted with get out." The Doctor stated, gesturing to the wall with a slight nod.

"I'm sorry?" The old, witch-like woman asks. The Doctor gestured to the wall, his face squished up, his eyes searching yours for confirmation.

"You don't see that?" He tensed, pulling out the sonic from his jacket and scanning the wall, and then you and the woman. He checked it and you could almost pin the moment his jaw went slack.

"Y-you have been marked-" The old witch sputtered. Your blood ran cold when you heard that. The Doctor, who was standing just next to you, brushed his fingers against yours, seemingly in search of contact- comfort. You curl your fingers around his, not taking your eyes off the woman.

"What do you mean marked?" You ask, after a few too many moments of silence. The woman seemed to snap out of a trance and

turns around, rushing back to her library nook.

"He- he is doomed. The Beast himself has left his mark."

"You keep saying that, but what does that mean, ma'am?" You only asked out of concern. You gave the Doctors hand a squish of comfort. It wasn't uncommon for the Doctor to hold hands with you, so you didn't consider that to be particularly weird

"Your husband here-" The lady starts, shakily flipping through the book she had picked up.

"Oh no, we're not even-" You shake your head.

"He spoke of, writing- on the walls. That's always the first step. He will be contaminated by the beast- you and me, we're in danger."

"Of course it had to be me..." the Doctor mutters, staring into nowhere. You could nearly see his fear, the smallest hint of anticipation in his eyes. This will be... something.

"What's going to happen to me?" He asked.

"It will take your mind, turn it against you, and twist you to madness. You will then kill us." The woman shook her head, looking out of the window with a solemn pout. "It has happened before and it will happen again. If you will excuse me, I need to protect the rest of this planet." She scurried off, a little satchel being yanked off a counter, knocking a few candles and unburnt sage sticks and other oddities, some less recognizable.

"Wait, no don't-" The Doctor called after her, but she had already left. "Urgh."

As soon as she had left, you briskly walked over to where she was stood, investigating the book she was flipping through so religiously, all the while handing in hand with the Doctor. You moved your hand from his so you could flip the pages of the book, but his hand only grabbed at your sleeve.

"Basically, uh..." You mutter, whilst consulting the page of the apparently gospel book, "Give me a heads up if start to feel any murderous tendencies." You chuckled flatly.

Let's say, the two of you weren't particularly keen on remembering what happened. Or talking about it. But you could tell something was weighing down on him. You could also bet on your life what it might be.

The two of you were standing in the medbay, just a few hours after you had found your ways back to the TARDIS. Your  "escape" wasn't something you were proud of. Both of you had tried, and succeeded in a way, to forget about it as best you could. The unforgettable part was, of course, the fact that, after being hooked up to a machine that literally connected you to satan themself. The Doctor said that "that was a very silly idea and to never do that again, also you might have slowed your ageing by like, 10000% but that's here or there you were literally connected to satan are you good". Well maybe not that exactly but that's the general point.

That was almost too convenient, you thought to yourself. Almost like you were in a romantic fanfiction or something stupid like that. There's nobody better to look after an old time lord like a human that might never age or die if you were careful enough.

The two of you are still in the medbay, and you were just putting a plaster/band-aid on the side of The Doctors' chin when he broke the silence with a classic:

"I- I could've killed you." The doctor states, staring into nothing. "Me! The Doctor... You're my best friend and I could've-"

"Hey. Shhh." You whisper, caressing his cheek with your hand, placing your other hand on his shoulder. "It's alright. I'm alright, and most importantly, you're okay too."

The Doctor's eyes tear up. You tilt his head up and look him in the eye. Oh god, how those big sad eyes make your heart wrench. Despite that, you gave your best reassuring smile. "I'm here. I'm okay. I'm not going anywhere."

A raspy sob forces its way out of his throat and his entire body leans into yours. "Hold me." He whimpered into your shoulder. "if you don't hold me now," the doctor sniffles and takes a deep breath, "I think I might just fall apart."

You do just that.

You hold him close, and you don't let go. You have to lean forward a little because the Doctor is sat on a bed, but you don't mind that, you're more focused on rubbing circles on his back and running your fingers through his hair. He tugs you towards him- and you're stood very awkwardly, but you still hug him back; you feel the hot tears practically burning into your shirt.

"It's alright, isn't it?" You ask. The Doctor nods his head frantically in response. "Exactly. It's a-okay. Bad times happen and it's hard to forgive yourself, but always try to remember that I'm here, Doctor. If you can't forgive yourself, I'll forgive you. As much as you might hate it, you're stuck with me now, Doctor." You finish playfully, ruffling his hair again, and going back to curling it around your fingers.

He mumbles something to you through tears, but you don’t quite believe what you heard.

“I love you.” The Doctor sniffles again. “I’m so sorry, but I love you. I know you won’t- you couldn’t ever love me back, not in this way but- I can’t lose you.” He sobs again, his grip tightening on you.

“I love you too.”

Well. For the rest of your years, no matter how many that is, the two of you, no matter what happens, no matter how many people leave, there would always be a constant for the two of you in each other's arms.

In any other circumstance, you’d be thrilled. But right now, you’re terrified. You didn’t want to lose him either, but you knew it wouldn’t be above him to leave you being on earth, in order to ‘protect’ you. Which you and I know, it bloody well wouldn’t. But what you heard next settled your nerves, yet upset you.

“Please... please don’t leave me. Please, please, please, please, please...” The Doctor keeps repeating that, over and over like a broken record.

“I won’t I promise, on anything and everything. Like I said, you’re stuck with me and I love you so, and now I know you love me too I’m not exactly about to bugger off now am I?”

He really thought you’d leave him.

You wouldn't concider it. Not even for a second.

#11th doctor #eleventh doctor #x reader #11th doctor x reader #eleventh doctor x reader #angst #fluff #im back #doctor who #newwho

[cross-d-a]

I want to know ALL about Wu Xie embarrassing time traveler!Li Cu!!! ✨✨ I'm also v intrigued by Nie Huisang death death death

(Also, Cross you have so many wips; I read in awe. And to think I thought I had a lot of star wars fix-it ideas! I only have anything at all written down for two of them!)

(this refers to the WIP tag game I completed a few days ago!)

Wu Xie being EMBARRASSING & Li Cu Time Travel: 

I’ve got a series of interconnected oneshots planned where Li Cu just- accidentally hops back in time to every drama/book and helps out the Iron Triangle. and it’s more like LI CU embarrassing WU XIE haha

I thought it’d be HILARIOUS if Li Cu got to see how Wu Xie (UR MY DAD BOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE) is so YOUNG and STUPID and EMBARRASSING when he’s young!! Wu Xie making (ACTUALLY) innocent doe eyes at an emo Xiao Ge?? GROSS. Wu Xie accidentally (DELIBERATELY?) setting off multiple traps in a tomb?? Li Cu is 10000/10 going to RECORD THIS on his phone and bring it BACK to the future and make fun of Wu Xie FOREVER. Also!!! There are SO MANY SNAKES in Ultimate Note!! And?? Conveniently?? Li Cu has a lil’ snake buddy?? MAYBE HE COULD HELP??? 

I basically want Li Cu being the Actual Competent One and the baby Iron Triangle floundering. Mostly Wu Xie. I want Wu Xie floundering. I also want Wu Xie SO EMBARRASSED when Li Cu hops back to his own time. 

li cu: DAD UR AN IDIOT 

wu xie: i DONT WANT TO RELIVE IT PLS AND THANK 

li cu: nO!! U ARE GOING TO SUFFER!! UR SO STUPID u set off FIVE TRAPS

wu xie: i hate you 

li cu: no u don’t u just told me u loved and appreciated me for saving ur life like ten minutes ago. there were tears in your eyes. actually they were streaming down ur face. u might have been hugging my leg and sobbing

wu xie: tHAT WAS SIXTEEN YEARS AGO FOR ME OK i am an OLD MAN

Nie Huaisang death death death:

I think it’s hilarious that you picked out one of the resurrective immortality fics considering we were JUST talking about the old guard hahaha. This one I actually have a good chunk written so far, so here is a long snippet near the beginning. Context is that Nie Huaisang’s mother is VERY pregnant and she’s riding through the mountains to visit her family before she gives birth. WARNINGS for gore (kinda??) and child death and just- DEATH in general:

There are beasts in the mountains. Ravenous, born of fury and blood, more ragged spirit than flesh. Their claws are jagged and broken and their maws drip with sizzling saliva. They have roamed the mountains for years and years, and have only grown more enraged, voracious.

The Nie Clan have always harnessed the butchery of their past. Binding rage and ruin to themselves, channeling it through their hearts and into their swords until they are one and the same. Until it feeds upon their flesh and their spirit, gnawing on their bones, carving out a little space for itself between brittle ribs. Until, one bloody piece at a time, it consumes them whole.

The Nie Clan’s power is also the source of their doom, and these beasts who roam and know only hate hate hate are Nie-furen’s doom, as well.

They descend upon the Nie in the dead of night, a roiling mass of snapping teeth and furious howls. There is blood, screaming, desperate flashes of Dao magic and heavy blades. But there are too many and it is not enough.

But the mighty Phoenix of the West has always been filled with unmatched fury and she is full of new life and about to burst. She will not let her child die here today. Not before he can breathe sweet fresh air and keen that first high cry. Not before his father can cradle him in his arms and his older brother can plant a kiss on his forehead.

That rage within her swells. It devours her spirit and bleeds out her eyes as she screams screams screams- a raging beacon of power and brutality and every ancestor’s grief.

She slaughters everything in her path.

When she comes to, she is soaked in blood and there is pain in her belly and an ache behind her eyes and in every breath- but she is alive. She lies amidst the ruins of her people and the lingering darkness of vanquished spirits and Shan Xifeng—

She goes into labour.

It is long and hard, lasting through the night into the bloody dawn and beyond. She manages to crawl to the edge of their encampment but no further. She twists into a curl of agony and cries into the clouded sky.

Her son is born on the cusp of evening, just as the sun slides behind dark, ragged peaks. He is born soft and warm and silent.

Shan Xifeng cradles him in quaking hands. Cups his cheek to her breast. His tiny head is blood-streaked like his mother. Blood-streaked like her friends and family around her.

It is an irony that on one of the most important days of her life, she is surrounded by her loved ones and yet they are all dead.

“Little one,” she murmurs, and tilts his limp head. “Little one, please.”

But he is silent as the dead around her and that grief swells again in her breast. It gnaws on her ribs and scrabbles at her throat and she is shaking shaking shaking.

“No,” she spits. “No! He has done nothing wrong! Nothing! Does he not deserve his first breath? His first cry? Does he not deserve the family that awaits him?!”

She screams into the sky and tastes blood between her teeth. “Take me instead! I beg of you! Please let him live! I would give my life! Every single one of them, so that he may live!”

Her sword quakes along with that dark raging thing within her and she clutches her dead son close.

Then—

The faint, elegant curve of a fan in the corner of her eye. The shift of cloth, the echo of a breath. The glimmering of ethereal gold and silver, like someone has spun the stars and sun above into delicate thread.

Summoned, like a beast to blood.

“All of them?”

Shan Xifeng knows better than to face an unknowable thing and so she bows as low as her broken body will allow. She stares into the bloodied dirt and breathes in dust and rasps, “Yes.”

“Hm.” A flicker of a stretching smile, coy, with a hint of sharp teeth. She does not see the fathomless dark behind those stark white teeth, a gaping void of ravenous benevolence. It is hidden behind the flare of the fan. “Do you understand what you ask for?”

“I do,” she says without hesitation.

The grin widens, lips scarlet and dark against bone-white skin. “Then I shall grant your wish.”

A shift of cloth, then a cool hand cups Nie-furen’s cheek, guiding her up. Her eyes flicker open and she sees what no mortal has ever seen, and then that fan whispers against her cheek and blood-red lips press against hers and the last thing she feels is her golden core trembling spasming dying as life is pulled from her breath- all the lives she has ever lived, the one she lives now, and every life she could have ever lived.

Shan Xifeng falls into the bloodied dirt beneath, still clutching her dead son to her breast. And then there is no one left living in that small clearing.

Pale, bony fingers trace a delicate line through the blood that lingers upon her cheek. It is still wet and useful. Stained fingers press against scarlet lips and the life held between stark white teeth is breathed anew into that blood.

Carefully, bone-thin fingers trace a deliberate character upon the newborn child’s left cheek. The blood shines, brilliant and devastating, before fading back into a gruesome name across pale skin. Slowly, the child begins to twitch, brows wrinkling in displeasure, before a high keening wail escapes tiny lips as the child take its first breath.

“Your mother does not know what she’s doomed you to.”

A day later, travelers upon the road hear a faint keening noise not far from their wagon. When they find the clearing, they gag and retch. When they find the weak, whining child clutched in his dead mother’s arms, they shake their heads and then stare at the crest emblazoned upon the woman’s clothes.

Two days after that, the child is delivered to Nie-zongzhu’s disbelieving arms.

“No,” he says, violent spirit quaking deep within him. “No. It- it is not true.”

The traveler ducks his head and clasps his hands in a bow. “I’m sorry, Zongzhu. We were not able to take the bodies with us. You’ll have to send someone to check, but…it was the crest of your house. And…” he hesitates, then nods to his companion who stumbles up and offers a sword.

Not just any sword. A dao.

Shan Xifeng’s dao.

Feng.

“No,” Nie-zongzhu cries, falling to his knees.

“I-I’m so sorry,” the traveler stutters. “I am so, so sorry, Nie-zongzhu.”

Nie-zongzhu sobs, clutching his newborn child to his chest. “Little one,” he weeps. “Oh, little one. At least life is kind enough to have spared you.”

“Yong,” the traveler blurts.

Nie-zongzhu stares uncomprehendingly, tears running hot down his cheeks.

“It- it was written upon his cheek in- in blood. I- I think that is what his mother named him. She must have done it with her dying breath. She must have wanted you to know. He did not enter this world nameless.”

“Yong,” Nie-zongzhu echoes, trembling. “It- it is a good name, for my brave little boy.” He cups his son’s cheek and sobs. “Brave like- like his mother,” he murmurs, voice thin and quaking. “She named you well.”

And perhaps it is bravery that made Shan Xifeng give up the chance to ever be reborn. Perhaps it is bravery that saved her son’s life.

But it was all a mother’s wretched love, and Shan Xifeng did not write the character for brave upon her son’s cheek.

No, it was not Yong for bravery, but Yong for eternal.

And it is not his mother who wrote it.

Perhaps it is bravery that saved her son, but is the curse of eternity really a kindness?

No, no Shan Xifeng did not truly understand what she asked for.

But Nie Yong soon would.

The next section starts with:

The second time Nie Yong dies, he doesn’t even realize it.

He is four years old.

and the third section starts with:

The third time Nie Yong dies, his Adie kills him.

He is nine years old.

It’s basically an Angst Fest with a happy ending bc...I just need a happy ending Always. I just REALLY love resurrective immortality and I love making my favourite characters Suffer :)

I hope these were fun and satisfying to read!! 

♪(ﾟ▽^*)ﾉ⌒☆

(also omg NO it’s a CURSE!!! I WISH I could just finish SOMETHING!! ANYTHING!! OMG!!! I am so envious you’ve managed to restrain yourself to a few!! Also!! I am SUPER excited to find out more about your fix-its!!! :D)

#tag game #my fic #cross talks #wip tag game #ask game

[charlesemersonwinchesteriii]

ventured into the Charles/Reader tag on ao3 and found this. considering making it my new blog title. 

anyways I read it obviously. click the readmore to go on a (LONG AS IT TURNS OUT) journey with me or press J to skip this huge awful post and return to safety

First of all, for perspective it should be stated that based on the writing style and quality it seems highly likely that the author is pretty young and not a native English speaker. Regardless of the actual content of this story I am thrilled that they published it and they are braver than any US marine.

Anyways, LOVE that this has been put in the tag for the film. the film that Charles. was not in. 

Before we even begin there is a warning for r*pe/noncon. hmm. Oh, because he’s gonna like, save me from it, right? [distressed Padme picture] BECAUSE HE’S GONNA SAVE ME FROM IT, RIGHT?????

I know it’s just so that Charles can patch us up later, but it was admittedly kind of jarring that this story opens with Y/N getting straight up shot and bleeding out in the dirt in the middle of the road. War is hell no matter how horny you are, it seems.

Every time Y/N tells us how sexy she thinks Charles is I get so embarrassed like listen girl I agree 10000% but it’s so humiliating to admit

I should note that the author very clearly is NOT trying to go the “I can fix him” route and indeed does not seem to think Charles needs any fixing. He acts just as pompous and rude here as in canon and Y/N is evidently not bothered in the least. Good for her I suppose! 

Lots of focus on how Strong and Dominant our man is, which makes sense given the title. The contrast between how this fic views him and how the canon narrative views him is hysterical. All of a sudden he’s taken seriously! He’s downright empowered! You’re not bossy, this story tells Charles, you’re the boss! 

Annnnd correspondingly, lots of focus on how Y/N really wants to be submissive and obedient and do whatever he says. I actually love that she’s actively into this kind of thing and isn’t gonna get “tamed” or forced or whatever but just in practical terms I don’t think I would give Charles that much power over me because outside of an operating room I simply do not believe this man knows what he’s doing.

Y/N has to get fully undressed for this medical examination despite the fact that she got shot in the arm. OP you could have just shot her in the thigh or hip or something?? 

Y/N is seriously disappointed that she gets through this examination without anything inappropriate happening even a little bit and honestly I would be too. As long as this is supposed to be sexy wish fulfillment I feel like I should at the very least give him a boner or make him do that pride and prejudice hand motion thing.

“Of course, this noble, honorable gentleman wouldn’t treat you like a common whore!” is definitely. a line. Anyways girl nooooo don’t slutshame yourself :( Man it must’ve been hell having a female libido back in the 50′s when women weren’t supposed to enjoy sex smh

OH FUCK YES I JUST INSULTED HAWKBEEJ AND CHARLES SMILED AT ME AND SAID HE LIKED ME!!!!! ^_^ 

Charles just said his little “gEnTlemEn” catchphrase but then before he left he turned to me and said “young lady ;)” can you fucking imagine if he’d done that on screen at some point I would’ve straight up ******* *****

So Charles finds Y/N hanging out with an enlisted guy and roughly pulls her away and tells her she’s too good to spend time with such Low Class Riff Raff or whatever and I’m man enough to admit I found that sexy but upon reflection he’s real lucky it wasn’t Klinger I was talking to because 1) my crush on Max is equal if not greater than my crush on Charles and 2) Klinger would NEVER let some guy shove me around and tell me what I can and can’t do!!

Also sorry OP but I have to give hawkbeej credit that I don’t think they would agree to leave me alone with a guy who grabbed my arm hard enough to bruise earlier. Dark BDSM fantasy foiled by taking place in Loving Found Family Camp! Drat!

Actually can we get a reader insert fic where like it’s just all the characters caring for you and standing up for you and protecting you each in their own way because you’re part of the found family and they love you because--

ok ok back to the nasty. Y/N politely tries to turn down a drink cause she’s trying to be a good girl and not get drunk and end up acting low class or something I guess and Charles basically says you can be a good girl by doing what I say :) and gets her to drink several glasses of this fucking mystery alcohol served to her by a guy who has an entire hospital of sedatives and poisons at his disposal and knows exactly how to administer them. OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK O FUCKING KAY THEN. FUCK.

I look back at the big bolded r*pe/noncon warning at the top of the fic. I look at the preceding paragraph of insanity. I can’t not keep reading. I take a deep breath and prepare to ruin an entire character and show for myself permanently. It’s like the charge of the fucking light brigade in here. 

And then nothing happens! Our heroine describes how warm and comfy and safe she feels as her inhibitions lower enough to snuggle in real close and he puts an arm around her shoulders and eventually they fall asleep next to each other and when she wakes up he’s looking at her lovingly and stroking her hair and I changed my mind this fic is perfect and everything is perfect and I’m so blissfully happy. Charles is touching my hair! <3

No coherent plot to this story whatsoever btw just Charles acting horrid then sweet then horrid again. Which to be fair is exactly how he acted on the show it was just easier to digest cause there were lots of breaks in between focusing on other characters. 

Also there’s a cute interlude here where Radar tells me being Charles’ girlfriend (which I am now? nice!) is a bad idea because he’s mean to literally everyone so he will end up being mean to me too. Completely sound advice that the author goes out of their way to include before immediately ignoring and dismissing it. Power move.

HEY WAIT WHAT THE FUCK

METHAMPHETAMINE??? OP TELL ME THIS IS NOT SET DURING FUCKING DR WINCHESTER AND MR HYDE ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!!!!!!!!!

OH MY GOD DON’T HIT HER YOU PIECE OF SHIT

“it’s ok if you’re rough with me, Sir!” GIRL 

I should note the mention of the amphetamines and the sudden straight up violence seem to be completely unconnected. for what that’s worwhat am I even doing here

the writing has also gone kind of off the rails a bit here too ill be honest im not 100% sure whats going on

oh. at last. a sex scene. okay. (no the hitting wasn’t even part of a sex thing. yes i do wish i were fucking dead.)

ahfdsgdsgkjdskkhhkdsgskdj ohgmygod if ANYONE is still with me after the physical violence bit im fucking sobbing in tears fucking look at this sentence

"You will not spill any of this good Winchester genetic material, got it?"

ghdsgkhsdgjsdahhaahahahahaghjksgjdskljfdsk

WAIT THAT’S IT????? the sex bit ends and she’s like “I love you, Sir!” (WHY BITCH HE DIDNT EVEN FUCKIGN EAT YOU OUT!!!) and the chapter ends and the work is marked as complete but it feels like that must’ve been a mistake or something but what do I know I don’t even fucking know what’s going on

shit I’ve lost a stupid amount of sleep over this bc I kept having to stop and stare at the wall and reconsider all my stupid idiot life choices while I was reading this. that’s all for me lads.

Anyways obviously I commented on the fic and said I loved it and I genuinely hope the author is having a wonderful amazing day. If you made it this far in this post I apologize from the bottom of my heart and strongly recommend that you never ever read this story. Goodnight.

#Starky's Original Posts #nsft #DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT #abuse tw #rape mention tw #YES I DID THIS INSTEAD OF RESPONDING TO LITERALLY ANYONE OR DOING LITERALLY ANYTHING PRODUCTIVE AT ALL :))))))))))))))))))))))))))) #JUST KILL ME #P.S. nobody DARE ask me what I was doing in the Charles/Reader tag. you know who I am. #what are YOU doing on the I Want The Bald Guy From Mash To Choke Me blog huh? #anyways I'm going to go read every single Topshelf Stateofintegrity fanfiction ever written all in a row #and then perhaps I may recover from this

[orphic-hedonist]

Tagged by: @that-one-wolf-in-the-bookshop (thank you gorgeous! Love getting tagged in things)

Last song I heard: ‘i wanna be your girlfriend’ by girl in red. I’m so very gay.

Fave color: green! Love the colour of trees when they catch the sun.

Last movie seen: I... cannot remember? Not a big movie person.

Last tv show seen: Once Upon a Time.. yes I’m aware it’s not ‘cool’ I’m also aware that I don’t care. Red Riding Hood could kill me and I’d thank her.

Sweet, savory, or salty: sweet 10000% chocolate is the best, or just.. raw sugar. Whatever.

Soda, coffee, or tea: soda! Only drink thats sweet on its own. Although coffee from Starbucks with about 10 different syrups and whipped cream is also the best.

Tagging: @noentryallowed @violentviolette @manie-sans-delire-x @hipster-and-thoughts @lesbians-in-heaven or anyone else who’s willing.

#tagged #me #personal

[variantia]

BELLUM.   10000 % certain that upon entering the Pizzaplex, Riley would bolt for golf because it’s the most similar to hockey (other than, well, air hockey that may or may not exist, but she doesn’t get to use a STICK for air hockey)

she doesn’t have much idea how to play initially, but surprise surprise she’s good at it once she gets the hang of it

her parents come find her for lunch and she’s in the exact same spot, kicking BUTT at mini golf and having the time of her life

Monty plush from the gift shop on the way out ?   yes !   photo and autograph from him ?   YES !   hug ??   if he’s cool with it, it would make her day !

(she MIGHT also spend a lil time in Mazercise and Fazer Blast because she’s just sporty in general and her mom wants to play laser tag but she’d keep coming back to Gator Golf, she loves it)

I’m sleepy and about to pass out and these are my thoughts, love me or leave me-

#tw fnaf #is that a fucking gremlin ?? ( OOC. ) #(( am I projecting because Monty is my fav too ? maybe #BUT I can see Riley KILLING IT at mini golf and just thinking he's the coolest thing ever so I mean #listen I MAKE THE RULES AND I SAY MY GIRL LOVES HIM /AND/ MINI GOLF #and ain't NUTTIN you can do about it ))

[simpakagespk]

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Thoughts on CR Ep. 118

OKAY. I am LITERALLY a nobody here and just screaming into the void that is tumblr but here we go. Beware, there be spoilers!!

I LOVED last night’s episode!!!! It was so good! All that fucking history!?!?! Aeor was fucking wild and just major kudos to Matthew Mercer for A++++ world building! My god what I’d give to pick his brain and get all the facts!! Things are truly ramping up! I 10000% believe that the Somnovum sacrificed the entirety of the Cognoza ward and all its residents to save THEMSELVES. The Eyes of Nine are an evil the likes of which have probably not been seen in gods knows how long and  I am so here for all this eldritch horror that is being/about to be unleashed upon Exandria. Be careful Mighty Nein!!

Now, to what really made me dust off this old blog and get on my soap box. I saw Matt’s post on twitter and have been combing the CR tag and seeing all the “discourse” so here are my two cents. Please, please, please remember that this is first and foremost a game between friends. Obviously, this is also a masterclass in storytelling with galaxy brain Matthew Mercer at the helm, but it is LITERALLY a game. ANYTHING can change with the roll. of. a. fucking. dice. 

There are SO many ways to play and not everyone is into every element of the gameplay. Travis has been on record saying D&D romance wasn’t something he was really interested in but things change! It seems pretty clear that Travis has created Fjord to be a very different character from Grog. Having played for 5+ years, maybe some of elements of the game he didn’t explore with Grog are something he wants to try with Fjord. So I don’t understand why people are so fucking pressed that a person might feel the most comfortable exploring this facet of gameplay with their IRL partner??????? And yes, Laura has been joking since before the campaign started that she would make his character fall in love with her character, but do you think she would actually FORCE him into something that made him uncomfortable or wasn’t something he wanted to get out of game? 

These characters, THEIR characters, are so complex and have so many layers and are growing and changing and developing as they play the game. The stakes are just getting higher and there is clear and present danger in the form of the Tomb Takers and the Eyes of Nine. Why wouldn’t Fjord shoot his shot and take the chance to make his feelings for Jester clear to her? Who knows if they’re all going to make it out of this arc of the story alive???  I get ships are important to fandom which, at times, can be all consuming but you are not at that table (well tables, since, y’know, rona.). You are not in their heads. You don’t get to dictate how someone plays their game because it’s not what you want to see. Try to remember things can change at the drop of a hat?? Since when has a kiss been this all binding contract? It was a beautiful confession and kiss but who’s to say that it will stick??? this isn’t some video game where you have to lock in your romance choice now. this is a living game and the story is unfolding and evolving as it goes. Nobody is locked into their choices and that’s the fucking beauty of it. 

So if you are a Fjorester fan, enjoy your feast! That was some good fucking food! Remember to please be kind, don’t gloat and don’t antagonize. And for anybody that was upset with what happened last night I understand how devastating it can feel when you’re so invested but please don’t attack the cast. I believe they’re 100% more invested in these characters than you are because of the simple fact that the characters are their creations. Write all the fic, make all the posts about why you love your ship, create all the fan art, share your criticisms and disappointments but do it with respect?? Maybe throw in a shred of kindness?? Acknowledge that what you want has no bearing on the story they are creating together????? Please don’t make the fandom a place where the cast can’t share in the joy their campaign brings to the tens of thousands of lives that tune in to watch this incredible story unfold. 

Don’t forget to love each other, and is it Thursday yet????????

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