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#A Taste of Your Own Medicine
serickswrites · 1 year
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A Taste of Your Own Medicine
Warnings: captivity, torture, escape, gun, gun shot, wounds, blood, bleeding out
Whumpee snuck along the corridor. Whumper had stupidly left them unrestrained and hadn’t locked the door. And now they were getting out of here and going home. 
“Stop, not so fast! Where the fuck do you think you’re going?” Whumper roared as they ran up the corridor. 
Whumpee began to run in earnest, doing everything they could to get away from Whumper. To get away from the pain and suffering Whumper promised. To get away and get home to Caretaker. 
Caretaker. 
Whumpee missed Caretaker beyond belief. And they had been relieved that Caretaker hadn’t tried to rescue them just this once. Whumper was too unhinged to chance a rescue. Whumpee didn’t want Caretaker in danger.
But they knew Caretaker would come for them if they didn’t get out of Whumper’s compound now. And so as Whumper’s hand closed on their shoulder, Whumpee turned and punched and kicked with everything they had. They had to get away. 
“Stop it! I said stop it! Dammit!” Whumper growled as Whumpee’s fist connected with their nose. Blood burst from Whumper’s face. 
Whumpee turned and kept running. They had to get away as fast as possible. 
“How’d you like a taste of your own medicine,” Whumper hissed as Whumpee reached the end of the corridor. 
The gunshot was impossibly loud in the small space. The bullet tore through Whumpee’s shoulder, perilously close to their heart. The force of it sent Whumpee flying. 
And they couldn’t catch themself. Couldn’t stop themself from falling. Couldn’t protect their face as it smashed against the floor. Couldn’t lift themself as they landed. Couldn’t help themself as they felt their blood pooling around them. 
Because they couldn’t get a good breath. 
Whumpee could hear Whumper stalking down the corridor behind them. The sound distorted and fuzzy as the blood loss began to be too much. “Don’t you fucking die on me now,” Whumper growled as they flipped Whumpee onto their back. 
Whumpee opened their mouth to reply, but the effort was too much. The world was spinning and growing dark. As Whumper dragged them by their ankles back to the torture chamber, Whumpee really hoped they didn’t die. That they didn’t bleed out on Whumper’s floor. 
But they also couldn’t hope that Whumper would save them. Because Whumper promised pain. 
They had promised Caretaker that they would stay alive. That they would fight with all of their might. But Whumpee was tired. And cold. And the darkness was settling in. Even Whumper’s growls of anger in their ear sounded so far away as Whumpee slipped away into the dark. 
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ohtumbly · 10 months
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Mr. Men Mashup #1
Little Miss Giggles and a Taste of Trouble
Hello there! This is a new series of stories I came up with. Basically it's a mashup of two Mr. Men / Little Miss books into a single story. Here's where it'll begin:
So...
(grabs a book and flips the pages)
Little Miss Giggles, and Little Miss Trouble, in: Little Miss Giggles, and a Taste of Trouble:
(breathes in)
Little Miss Giggles is the giggliest girl in Misterland. She can giggle in her sleep, while brushing her teeth, or having tea.
Today, she woke up giggling, walked downstairs giggling, made breakfast giggling, and went out, giggling.
Little Miss Trouble is walking on a path looking for trouble. She sees Little Miss Splendid and approached her.
"Do you know what Little Miss Giggles called you behind your back?" Whispered Little Miss Trouble.
"What did she call me behind my back?" Replied Little Miss Splendid.
Little Miss Trouble whispered into Miss Splendid's ear.
"Stuck-up snob!"
Little Miss Splendid didn't like it.
Little Miss Trouble sees Little Miss Greedy with a big cake filled with cream and spread with pink icing.
"Do you know what Little Miss Giggles called you behind your back?" Whispered Little Miss Trouble.
"What did she call me behind my back?" Replied Little Miss Greedy, with her mouth full of cake.
Little Miss Trouble whispered into Miss Greedy's ear.
"Greedy pig!"
Little Miss Greedy didn't like it.
Little Miss Trouble approached near a shop and saw Little Miss Bossy.
"Do you know what Little Miss Giggles called you behind your back?" Whispered Little Miss Trouble.
"What did she call me behind my back?" Replied Little Miss Bossy.
Little Miss Trouble whispered into Miss Bossy's ear.
"Bossy boots!"
Little Miss Bossy didn't like it.
Little Miss Splendid, Little Miss Greedy and Little Miss Bossy entered the shop and found Little Miss Giggles with a box of sweets.
"Ah-ha! There you are! We came to see you." Said Little Miss Bossy, she was cross.
Then Little Miss Bossy, Little Miss Greedy and Little Miss Splendid took a step closer towards Little Miss Giggles and pushed her.
Poor Little Miss Giggles left the shop with a peculiar feeling. She lost her giggle!
She tried to giggle.
Nothing happened.
She tried again.
Nothing happened.
"Oh dear!" Said Little Miss Giggles miserably, as a tear rolled down her cheek.
She went to see Mr. Happy.
"Hello Miss Giggles! And how are we today?" Then Mr. Happy looked at her sad little face.
"What's happened? Asked Mr. Happy.
"I lost my giggle."
"Lost your giggle?" Said Mr. Happy "I'll get Mr. Funny. Don't go away!"
Mr. Happy got Mr. Funny to help make her laugh.
He tried telling jokes, doing somersaults and even tripping over his own shoelaces. But even after all was done, nothing helped.
Little Miss Giggles couldn't giggle still, and cried even more.
Mr. Happy and Little Miss Giggles went to see Mr. Topsy-Turvy.
"Morning good." Said Mr. Topsy-Turvy, and then he sees the sad face on Miss Giggles "Matter the what's?"
Mr. Happy told him everything.
"Dear oh!" Said Mr. Topsy-Turvy. "Doctor the see to her take!" Remember, Mr. Topsy-Turvy always spoke back to front.
And so they went to see Doctor Makeyouwell.
Doctor Makeyouwell looked at Little Miss Giggles with a sad face full of dirty smudges, and then Mr. Happy.
"Okay, open your mouth, then bring your tongue out."
Mr. Happy opened his mouth.
"Not you, silly billy!"
"Oops." Said Mr. Happy, then Little Miss Giggles opened her mouth.
The doctor said to Mr. Happy "I'm sorry, I can help to recover Miss Giggles's injuries, but I can't get her smile back."
Poor Little Miss Giggles.
"As for you, Little Miss Giggles, you'll have to stay at home for 3 days. Take these pair of clutches with you."
"Oh, and before you leave, I got something for you to do." And the doctor whispered into her ear.
Little Miss Giggles took all of the doctor's advice. However, she stayed at home for only 2 days. On the third day, she went out and, did what the doctor whispered to her.
She walked up to Mr. Topsy-Turvy.
"Do you know what Little Miss Trouble called behind your back?"
"Know don't I?" Said Mr. Topsy-Turvy.
"Wacky!"
Mr. Topsy-Turvy didn't like it.
Little Miss Giggles then went to see Mr. Funny.
"Do you know what Little Miss Trouble called behind your back?"
Mr. Funny shrugged.
"Mister Red Nose!"
Mr. Funny didn't like it.
Mr. Happy and Little Miss Giggles went to see Little Miss Trouble.
Mr. Topsy-Turvy came up to Little Miss Trouble.
"How called you dare me Wacky!" Growled Mr. Topsy-Turvy. He swung his cane and it hit her head.
"And how dare you called me a Red Nose!" Said Mr. Funny, and he threw a cake on her face.
Mr. Topsy-Turvy kept on whacking his cane on her head, and Mr. Funny kept stuffing cakes up her mouth, for 10 minutes! And 10 minutes of this is a long time!
Little Miss Giggles watched Little Miss Trouble, Mr. Topsy-Turvy and Mr. Funny, and giggled. She giggled? Yes, she giggled! She GIGGLED!
After a while, Doctor Makeyouwell came to see Little Miss Giggles.
"Did our plan work?" Said the doctor
"Indeed it did!" Little Miss Giggles giggled, and shook the doctor's hand.
The doctor was amused.
"And guess what? You got your giggle back! I never knew this is how it's done!"
The doctor went to see Little Miss Trouble, covered in pink icing from her hair to her nose and onto her feet.
"Oh dear, what happened to you Miss Trouble?"
And Little Miss Trouble told him all about it.
Then the doctor chuckled
"Well, don't you know what you just had, did you?"
"A taste of your own medicine!"
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howifeltabouthim · 4 months
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It made me remember the way all my female friendships had exasperated me. I realized that was how Alice now felt about me. It was hard to believe. In the past, if a woman didn't immediately hate me, then she would eventually develop an unsavory need for me.
Lisa Taddeo, from Animal
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slayerchick303 · 5 months
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And once again, I say, "AND NEVERAFTER WAS THE HORROR SEASON?!"
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decolonize-the-left · 1 month
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What a defeatist stupid answer to my ask. Biden can't unfuck the rest of the world so let's allow trump and his cronies turn the us into a theocratic dictatorship, that will show the libs!
At least he isn't Mussolini! Look at the bright side! It could be worse!
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hojlundaise · 2 months
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bvb vs psv 13.03.24 soft pats for baby // brain damage inducing pats for old man
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gamergirl929 · 5 days
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If I didn't think I could hate Ashlyn Harris anymore than I already do, Sophia Bush does an interview and makes me hate them both to the NTH DEGREE.
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thewolveswolf · 3 months
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i ordered kfc as a surprise for @mrghostrat since he’s not feeling v well but accidentally ordered a spicy wrap by mistake… do u think i’ve heard the end of it??? absolutely not tphptthp
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buglaur · 1 year
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another unsuccessful date, but by far the most successful one yet!!
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oddsconvert · 3 months
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@ Izaak 🤪
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sigynsilica · 10 months
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I don't hate Christians. I just don't agree with their lifestyle or choices.
I have a little niece to look out for, you know. If she sees Christians yelling at people for existing, how am I supposed to explain that to her? Do I just tell her some people legitimately believe people who disagree with them deserve torture? What kind of a world is that to grow up in?
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izzyspussy · 6 months
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anyway fic where ed doesn't make it a day as a fisherman and comes back to the revenge before they even leave port and izzy's smugly waiting for him so he can laugh in his face about how he got freaked out by the sex because he took izzy's usual role and it was scaryyy~
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moony-rabbit · 10 months
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At this point I feel like the best move Horikoshi can pull on the Izu//ocha/Bakudeku argument is to make Togachako canon
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accio-victuuri · 4 months
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i just love it when karma does it’s thing. 😌😌😌
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aceoflames · 11 months
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My transphobic mom told me "You can't force me to call you anything" while referring to pronouns, and I got tired of her always using that argument so I just responded with "You're absolutely right, sir, my apologies"
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