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piracytheorist · 3 years

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Sometimes I think of how Village was Ethan's worst day of his life (heh ... life) bc of the stuff you mentioned; in ONE day he: is betrayed by protector+friend > sees wife get shot to death > kidnapped along w kid > stranded in weird as fck place > only allies die in front of him and is upset by their loss > cryptic merchant is cryptic, yet like the villagers and the hag is the only one not to lay a hand on him, so he listens to merchant > gets impaled w extreme prjudice by magneto cousin > dragged into meeting about how best to torture him > death gauntlet > hooked/dragged/cut into/hooked again/behanded/mauled by dragon > kills dragon > finds out his 6mo baby was dismembered and given to 4 lords > varcolac > H Beneviento > Moreau's place > catches chris keep being an unhelpful asshole > gets led to lycan nest and all that implies > sees Rose's vision of the lords reaching for her w malicious intent via moldstagram ig > impaler has the gall to try and coerce him into helping kill MM (Ethan was listening, he lowered his gun... until 'use Rose' was said, heise you dumbass) > is thrown to monster > chris is 5% less asshole and half ass explanation is given, still hits him and manhandles him like a ragdoll > fights monster Heise > gets heart ripped out > finds out in the worst way he's moldy and falling apart > fights+kills MM > FINALLY gets to hold Rose > for 1.5 seconds > starts falling to pieces > leaves Rose w chris in hopes she'll have a safer life (yeah ... about that, honey...) > knowing he'll never see her grow up, but his exhausted mold body just can't take it anymore, he tearfully presses the detonator > end. (my physical+emotional mauling whump heart is content and in pieces in equal measure <3 ) contrast with how it's Heisenberg's BEST day of his life since MM deceived him into serving her: EVERYTHING is going according to his plan > he has his soldats all in working order and in giant numbers > has intel about p much everything dulvey+Ethan+fam+bsaa related > MM seems to suspect nothing > Ethan steamrolls through the only ones that might give him trouble and or try to stop his rebellion, his loyal to MM siblings, so less work for him > has a lot of fun tauting and leading and moving Ethan as he pleased > rebellion was going to happen w or w/o Ethan so chair close to vent in case 'no' to his kind offer of using his dismembered baby to off MM or get thrown to sturm after his poor me info dump > 'no' happened, but it was always a known and calculated 50/50 so woop down you go, he didn't give a f if ethan died to sturm, it was rebellion time! > rebellion start! > and end bc byebye soldats > shrugs it off even if pissed > (and only here his day goes to sht) fights Eth > dies.

it was also Miranda's best day since 1919 and losing Eva, some mishaps sure but overall still absolutely doable, pesky organizations and father not letting her bring back her 10yr old through a baby aside, the kid was passing all tests w flying colours to be a vessel, Ethan clearing out her failed experiments and energizing the fungus made everything easier... then Rose did her thing at the end and Ethan managed to take MM out. I remember saying I'd make my asks shorter... i couldn't ;_; many feelings about Ethan <3

Dude this message(s) made my morning, so don't ever think about making them shorter! I especially laughed out loud at "moldstagram" 🤣🤣 Also "in case 'no' to his kind offer of using his dismembered baby to off MM or get thrown to sturm after his poor me info dump" I mean lol but this is exactly what happened too 🤣 as much as the story is heartbreaking, I live for funny recaps like this.

And yeah while Ethan was definitely out there having the Worst Day Of His "Life" 2: Electric Boogaloo, Heisenberg was twiddling his thumbs, enjoying the sight of Ethan destroying the obstacles Heisenberg would need to overcome for his rebellion, without knowing that Miranda was perfectly aware of Heisenberg's rebellion plan and was also twiddling her thumbs, enjoying the sight of Ethan destroying her fake children and waiting for him to kill Heisenberg as well.

You know, I'm thinking... in a way, Miranda knew how dedicated Ethan was to save his daughter. She probably felt it was similar to what she felt for her daughter. So when she attacked the van Ethan and Rose were in and took Rose, she probably looked at unconscious Ethan and was like "Imma let him live. At worst, he'll get killed off by the lycans. At best, he'll get rid of my fake children and awaken the gLoRiOus MeGamYceTe all to save his daughter, so he'll save me some trouble too."

I also love how us whumpers are both Yas Ethan Get Rekt and ETHAN NOOOOO T_T T_T T_T at the same time during this whole thing. They really did know how to satisfy us and how to break our hearts in one go. ALSO ALSO as much as I understand Chris trying to balance between being a professional, finishing the mission and protecting Ethan, the way he first treats him at Heisenberg's factory drives me MAD. He just grabs Ethan, punches him, kicks him down, and then berates him like, BRO. Homeboy was just trying to save his daughter! Why you gotta be such an ass to him??

And like, how much it breaks my heart that he barely got to hold Rose T_T he was already exhausted by everything, including his fight with Miranda, and he hadn't held his baby whole since the previous night, before watching his "wife" get murdered and her getting kidnapped, and when he finally holds her in his arms, he starts calcifying and his legs give up on him T_T and all he can do is hope Chris will provide her with a safe life (and we saw how that went T_T) and that Rose and Mia will be happy without him T_T Like seriously there are tragic endings and then there's endings that rip out your heart and squeeze

the blood out of it for good measure.

Again, my inbox is always welcome for Ethan feels, long or short rants! Here at piracytheorist dot tumblr dot com, feels and rants are our specialty!

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maagicmiss · 5 years

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Endgame spoilers !! Beware the spoil !!

This movie was amazing. With a lot of humor, which never fall flat. I was dumbfounded from the beginning to the end tbh Nobody asked for it but there is my hot take of Avengers 4 :

I felt really bad for Thor because ya know, depression™️ but damn the surprise/shock made me laugh. Noobmaster is an absolute evil that we need to end. They kinda did him dirty, I really wasn’t wanting for that but eh 🤷🏻‍♀️ Broken man 😔 Everytime I think about how much he lost I die inside a little more. Rocket was the real best dude here. Cheers to him. I was so fck happy for him when he got his hammer back !!! Like !!! "I’m still worthy" !!!!! You go you funky thunderous man !!! He deserves to be happy at all cost. Protect this man. During the last battle I was shook, with both his hammer and axe, fighting the purple asshole, so cool. Amazing, truly. Also, when he gave Valkyrie the commandment ?? My queen. She’s now my queen. By the way, we all know who’s in command of the Guardians now 🔥🔥😂

I can’t exprim how much I was sad for Natasha. When I saw them climbing this damned mountain I understood it was over for her 😭😭 I will love her until my dying breaths. She did deserve better but she died protecting her family, and the earth. She was the one who fought until the end, who did everything she could, and managed to avenge the earth. Thanks to her Thanos was defeated. Let’s honor her 😭👊🏻🔥

Clint. Like, dude. Pain. Angst. A bit of stupidity but that’s Clint so yeah. The assasinsbowl was ofc won by Natasha, and he lived. I would’ve been pissed if he died because he killed all this (bad indeed) people out of pettiness and sadness and anger for his family but he would’ve let himself die ? I understand. But like, dude. No. You’re a father. A husband. Natasha was ofc going to sacrifices herself instead of you.

HULK !!! My man. He’s happy and that’s all that matter 😭❤️ We stan a confident and humourus man y’all (Im still waiting for a height joke when Scott got aaaaaall huge in the end rip) Also, him being ashamed of his past self ??? Amazing. I couldn’t even in my wildest dreams lol I was dead when he met the old sorceress and got kicked out of his body lmaoo

STEVE. Or best known as America’s ass. Bae. I love that man. Everybody does. He did it. He did all his possible and it payed off. Also what a quick learner. When the hammer got lift, I was "W H O ???" Tbh I was thinking Loki, like "yo surprise bitches" but it was way better xD I think I screamed lmaooo But man, so fucking cool and impressive. That scene where he stand alone in front of Thanos and of his whole army ? With his broken shield ? I C O N I C. I am already seeing all the edit, gif, tribute, fanart and fanfic about it. I can’t wait y’all. Although, I was a bit disappointed about his closure ? Like yeaaah it was neat but... idk....... a bit dissatisfied and disappointed. The Steve/Steve was funny but also sad, idk. Although, Steve in the elevator saying Heil Hydra was beautiful.

Tony. I need to say it. Steve did him dirty. Like. Poor man. He didn’t deserve that, at all. I would’ve preferred Steve snapping down Thanos than him. He’s a father !! A husband too !!! Steve promised to him he wasn’t going to die. LIES, ALL LIES. I’m salty. But no hate for the blond man please. In the end, it was Tony choice. In the end with "The proof that Tony Stark has a heart" was heartbreaking. I wasn’t ready AT ALL. I’m not his biggest fan but oh damn, Sadness got me down. His daughter ? Pain. The little kid from Iron man 3 ?? Pain. Happy being sad ? Pain. Pepper ? Pain. I’m dead. He deserved better 😔 When he met his dad, I was dying. Dying of sadness but also of joy. Glad he could talk to him, and even hug him !!!!

Carol !!! THE bitch. I love her. She could walk on me and I would apologize. We didn’t saw her that much but ya know, it’s cool. I gave her entry a 9/10 because there wasn’t thunder lol (unlike Thor in Infinity War, who rightfully had a mighty 10/10). She was a queen. That haircut ? Beautiful.

Nebula. She’s my bae. Protect her. She’s doesn’t seem to need it but she does. Baby. She baby. But she’s a dangerous baby so be careful lmao Her killing in cold blood her past her (??? Was that suicide ?? Or murder ?? Or murder suicide idk ???) to protect her past sister was tragically sad and heartbreaking and beautiful. I’m saying a lot beautiful but hey I’m doing my best with my limited vocabulary. Nebula and her, and the guardian deserves happiness. Lowkey shooketh that nobody saw it was the past Nebula and not the right one but I’m going to excuse them by saying it the excitement of having all Infinity stones and of sadness for Natasha. Other way I’m about to throw hands 🤬😤

Iconic moment :

Carol saving Tony’s ass. We all knew that was how it gonna to happen but I was so relieved. 9/10.

Thor killing in cold blood Thanos in front of everyone, dead inside was wow, brutal. Not happiness out of it, no recomfort. Merciless, brutal, cold. He was here for the head and he got it. 7/10

Not an iconic moment but shush. The five years later ? I was astonished. It must have been 5 painful years. The world was in shred, dusts and broken people everywhere. Pain. Everything is blue, melancholic, broke. If I was one of the missing people coming back I would tell to every fucking one that joke "Hey, I’m gone like 5 seconds and everybody go apeshit ? What would you all do without me ?" Yeah im that bitch lmao 10/10 because you feel that emptiness and sadness.

Tony joining the idiots and Tired Steve™️ with an actual good plan in his fancy car with a lot of skids and other fancy stuff ? 10/10 good one, boi

That scene from Avengers 1 ? Then them on the side ? 6/10

Steve in that elevator ? You already know. 9/10

Steve commenting on his own ass ?? 1000/10 Trust me, it’s fair. Were waiting for that since Avengers 1.

I love Steve

Loki ?? Man, that dude is a joke but I love him. The face he made when he saw the case slide.... beautiful. The face he made when he jumped in the time hole ??? Iconic. 10/10. I want to know how everything is gonna to play with his series. I wanted more of him tbh I even was waiting for him in the last battle. By the way, is he still dead ? If he never went to Odin.... idk. Lowkey confused here.....

And last but not least :

The final battle.

Damn.

The fight between Iron Man, Thor, Captain and Thanos was intense. I was on the edge of my seat lmao It reminds me of their fight in Avengers 1, in the forest, for Loki. They were fighting against each other, now they’re fighting together 🔥👊🏻❤️ 9/10

Steve picking up the hammer ? 10/10 No comment, it’s fair. (The "I knew it" of Thor was priceless)

Steve getting a rematch on Thanos with both his shield and Hammer ? I C O N I C. 9/10 because it didn’t last long in my opinion.

Steve in front of the whole army ? Alone ? The face dirty of dirt and blood, the shield cut in half ? After he slowly stood up, even tho he was tired and probably had broken ribs ? How dare you not applause. That old man was ready to fight them all, and to fucking die. Stupid but amazing. 1001/10. Slightly better than him commenting on his own ass lmao (tag me if u ever do a fanart of this scene please)

Sam calling Steve ? Not iconic but still. I was dying and it cured me. My skin is clear, my debt are payed off, my grades are perfect and I’m now immortal.

The Powerful Women squad ? Damn. I love it. Sign me up for 10 movies about their shenanigans around the universe. 10/10

All the dead one coming back to life ? All the dead coming through the portals ? And looking badass af ?? Doctor Strange ? Wong ? Wanda ? Sam ? Bucky ? Spider man ? The Guardians looking sharp ? Black Panther with his sister and Okoye ? The Wankanda Army ? The spatial ships ? EVERYONE ????? Bitch Please, it was perfect. 10/10.

Tony snapping ? "I’m Iron Man." I was euphoric. 10/10. Then I was really sad. So 10/pain

"Proof that Tony Stark has an heart" ? A painful 7/10.

As you can read, I loved that movie. Like, very much, but, I’m a bit dissatisfied about the music. The Russos were idk, timid ? Shy about it. Most of them were old one, the themes of the characters and the principal theme (the one from avengers 1). Nothing too extraordinary, nor extravagant. Can do better.

Also, idk why but I found that Hulk was a bit weird ? Idk he seemed emotionless ? Maybe it’s only me but I didn’t like that much the CGI of Hulk this time.

Wanda. She barely spoke. Rip

Tony’s death. He shouldn’t have died.

Steve’s old days/death/idk. I’m not buying it. I don’t like it either. Glad Sam is Captain America now tho. Sad for Bucky. The dude is gonna end up alone in 2022 (or idk what years) with only Sam and Steve’s grandchildren or idk Rip dude

There is soooo much to say about this movie. Like, I write something down and something else is immediately coming up x) Maybe I’ll edit stuff later.

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