#AND SHE WALKED ME OUT TO MY CAR

[bigenderblahaj]

"trans men aren't real men" shut the fuck up I can't talk to women either dumbass

#trans #transgender #transmasc #women #theyre so lovely #how #just my thoughts but like #i just saw THE most gorgeous woman #she started going to my church a few weeks ago #BUT TODAY #HOLY FUCK #AND SHE WALKED ME OUT TO MY CAR #AHHHHHHHH #anyway so

[identityquest]

lizzie get two wolves 👍

#strato.txt #oil painting #wip #im worried ive unbalanced the composition w the second one on the right tho... its so much closer to the edge #ugh whatever. aunt lizzie is the focus here #i wish i knew what she actually looked like this is just cobbled together from general features of my family #solid build... dark curly hair... bigass ears. she could be one of my cousins. she could be me #ok rq im gonna lay out the story in the tags for anyone who hasnt seen the previous lizzie art #my great-something aunt lizzie was disabled and couldnt walk very well and she died young #she wanted to see the second floor of the farm house real bad but no one ever carried her up there and she died before seeing it #they buried her in a long white dress somewhere down at the creek. we dont know where her graves lost unfortunately #the night she was buried something wearing a white dress walked into the house and up the stairs and disappeared #and sometimes you can hear her down around the creek screaming #somewhere along the line wolves got mixed into the imagery for me #my uncle told me a story about another 'white thing' that was wolfish and would jump on cars #so i just assumed lizzie was a werewolf my whole life #anyways. i think her staying after she died was a manifestation of her desire for autonomy. maybe #maybe if shed had modern accommodations she wouldnt have felt the need to stick around. or maybe she would have idk #either way i think death afforded her control over her own desires in a way she hadnt experienced before #and i think thats why she still hangs around the creek #i hope she would like this. maybe ill take it down there and leave it out for a night when its finished so she can see

[starsnumber1charliefan]

How dare you 😡

Exer is pointy

Not NO.

It's yes, stars.

Get it right

;)

british scum

#/hj #exer being pointy is my only weakness #also i assume a lobotomy #oh yeah i forgot to tell people so ill js say in the comments #so like #at school last week #my class was taking a walk #and i was w my friend #and we were farrrrr behind so we ran #and then we stopped bc we had cramps #and she was like “my side aches so much” and i pretended to punch it #and she was like “actually punch it” #and i did #HOLY ME #IT HURT SO SO SO BAD #i actually broke one of my fingers bc of it #turns out #she has scoliosis #and she was wearing this brace #to help fix her back??? #idk #anyways i am a damaged person #send help before i punch someone elses back brace or fake leg or glass eye or whatever #once i got hit by a car #AND #ON A DIFFERENT OCCASION #A SQUIRREL CHASED ME FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES AFTER I CALLED IT BABYGIRL #THAT WASNT EVEN THE FIRST TIME #once i called one “radical jim” and he chased me for a few minutes #jackson's diary

[kirby-the-gorb]

#kirby #daily kirby #my art #digital #hal laboratory #nintendo #cats #I am trying to get my cat to associate wearing the harness with getting to go outside and smell things #cuz our other partner is gonna drive me and the cat home since neither she nor I should be put on planes if at all avoidable #so I'd like her to be able to get out of the car with us at rest stops and stretch her little beans and smell stuff #instead of just being in a car or a hotel room for like 3 days #so far she has been very good about not pulling or trying to escape #even when she does not agree with my decision to not walk through the landscaping in socks #(I didn't forget her tail she doesn't have one) #(I know it's after midnight everywhere as far west as NA rn so I do feel the need to clarify this is not a joke) #(I really did take my cat outside just before I drew this) #(there were a lot of slugs and they did not interest her at all)

[shima-draws]

My landlord: Hey I'm coming by to pick up a new check from you for your rent this month. The one you gave me has the wrong date on it so the bank wouldn't accept it

Me: Embarrassing! Well there are other lifetimes to live. Goodbye world

#(That's the sound of me walking into oncoming traffic and then exploding and then getting reborn as someone new btw) #Oh my god I'm literally so. What was going through my head when I was writing that check. Okay. #Shima speaks #AT THE VERY LEAST she isn't coming all the way out just for my check #She actually overcharged us on utilities so she's bringing a check for my roommate lol #Check trade. Essentially #Still embarrassing tho! She actually went to the bank with that! And they said hey this isn't right #Me: May I perhaps. Be struck by a meteor. Or even a passing car?

[slashingdisneypasta]

Imagine

You're walking home, or to work or school, or wherever- and you get caught in the rain. It starts to downpour. Like, big fat droplets of Gaia tears; Thick 'my son-husband has secretly hidden children within me causing a terrible migraine so welp; here baby Cronus, take this flint sickle and castrate brother-daddy' kinda rain. I'll stop with the Greek Mythology now, I'm sure you get it. Heavy rain.

You're getting soaked despite whatever you're using to protect your skin from it all (A binder, a bag, your jacket, a hat,.. an umbrella perhaps), your nose is cold, and you can barely see 10 feet in front of you apart from any street lights around, when-

A car pulls up directly next to you. You have the horrible panicked moment of 'am i going to be kidnapped today', before you recognise the car and the side door is thrown open in front of you.

Your F/O gestures and/or calls for you to get in. They knew you would be out at this time (They're familiar with your basic schedule ^^), saw the downpour and thought immediately 'Oh shit wait, Y/N's out in this'- and came right over to get you out of it.

What's their car like? Is it sleek and well taken car of? Is it a regular old thing? Does it look like its gonna break down any time now?

Do they have a blanket for you to throw over your legs? Or do they throw you their coat??~~~

Do they enforce seat belts? Are they gonna refuse to go if you just pull the blanket over your shoulders and 'forget' (Or genuinely forget) to buckle up or will they lean over and buckle you themselves?

Are they taking you to your destination or are they taking you to their house because you need a hot shower and to get warm or you're gonna catch a cold? Are they kind about it or bossy? XD

Will they stop by a drive thru to get you something to eat and/or drink? Maybe something lovely and hot?? Or are you two the crazy people who eat ice cream when its cold 'cuz it wont melt'?

Possibly most importantly; Is their any chance that your F/O would kick you back out into the rain for any reason? XD

#THIS WAS ME TODAY #there was me. a ragamuffin. walking home with my side bag full of a million things for placement #plus another bag with tea and a wooden tea set also for placement #wearing only a thin jacket and a hat- a s t r a w hat #and the heavens open up-- #god what i would've given for 👠cruella to tear down the street and snap at me to get in the bloody car- XD #i'd have fur tickling my nose from the coat thrown at me and she would take me straight to her house without a word XD ^^ #this gives me the warm and fuzzies ^^ #🐊jim would take me through a drive thru and get me food and we sit in the parking while the rain threatens to break the roof of the car- #(oh my gosh more warm and fuzzies XD) #and 🖕otis is kidnapping me but he doesnt care if i shower and get warm or not he just wanted me and doesnt care about any plans i had >> #none of them care about seat belts #(though if cruella or otis is driving Iiii certainly care about seatbelts #and those two would also kick me out if i pushed their buttons 😅😅 no sense of humour. dang- XD #F/O #F/O's #F/O Imagine #F/O Imagines #F/O x Reader

[a-polite-melody]

I made a friend while out on my walk this morning!

I may not approve of people letting their cats out unsupervised, but that doesn’t mean I can’t also take advantage of their presence for a little dose of happy. I was having a bit of a morning with Diesel on my mind, so having a sweet kitty come over and say hi was a nice treat.

And hey, I also stopped her from hunting down a robin by calling out to her, so win-win!

#about me #not my cat #as seen on a walk #outdoor cats #(also please don’t let your cats out unsupervised) #(she had ear mites and some other things going on that would be caught 100000x faster and taken care of if she was a supervised cat) #(this neighbourhood isn’t super busy but it is a suburb so like. cars are an issue) #(if you want your cat to enjoy outdoor time then do it in a supervised manner please!)

[pink-spaceturtle5]

In a fucking glorious turn of events, my weed pen is working again

#it has been. one fuck of a day #at least the ppl I work for at very kind and reasonable and understanding about my car having issues #the baby was very fussy and I am so exhausted from walking #it definitely is not tenable for me to take the bus entirely both ways from work #I'm gonna have to call a Lyft after the first bus bc Ho Lee Shit public transport needs better funding and more options #also I still need to buy groceries and pick up my meds AND finish my hw before I can even relax at home #I'm gonna do as much hw as I can on the bus but it's getting too dark out to do it at the stops #at least the immediately upcoming bus was comfy this morning #and also Rubie is back in business #hazard to my lungs tho she may be at least she doesn't carry nicotine #that's one of many addiction roads I definitely want to avoid going down. among like. literally everything else #1 chemical crutch is all I need to depend upon #also as fussy as he was towards the end the work baby was very cute and silly and cuddly today so that was nice #and I do enjoy the dark #lmao I can feel the dab kicking in

[britneyshakespeare]

i hate that i've been complaining about everything in my life lately but if you're a frequent reader of my personal posts (side note, if you are: why. also i'm sorry) but if you remember earlier this week on tuesday i slipped outside and hurt my knee. i didn't end up seeing a doctor about that bc they literally had no openings when i talked to the secretary she was like i am so sorry sweetie. we can't take you for the rest of the week and i was like oh. and after a couple days it didn't hurt sooooo much although i think the limp ive been walking w has not been doing me any favors. but now today especially (? for some reason) BOTH of my legs were really hurting. i'm wondering if that might somehow be related to me getting my period today bc sometimes. you know how period pain can just end up wherever it wants. but then around 8 o'clock today i stubbed the SHIT out of one of my toes and i think i might have injured it (? i dont think it's broken but i cant stand on it and it's been hours). this is my left foot and the knee i hurt on tuesday was on my right leg. i am literally limping on both sides of my body now and i cant stand or walk.

#shout out to me being irritable with my family. sowwyyyyyy #EVERYTHING HURTS WHEN I TRY TO MOVE FROM PLACE TO PLACE #i dont know if i can handle seeing people tomorrow and it's Literally Christmas #i told kaily i wanted her to carry me to my bed earlier like im a little kid who fell asleep in the car and she said no :( #sisters are USELESS #tales from diana #menstruation cw #injury cw #maybe i shouldve gone to urgent care or the er about my knee earlier this week #i was starting to think i didnt seriously injure it but now im having doubts? or maybe i walked on it too much yesterday #i really was doing WAY too much walking yesterday but i kinda couldnt help it #my adhd body Wants To Move all the time even when i know i should be taking it easy #thats always been a problem w me whenever ive needed to limit my exertion. i just want to wander and fidget #i have a hard time staying still it makes me feel insanely unhappy #theres no better way to describe it #but i cant. move. now. sooooo #i dont know if i mightve broken my toe or not but its kinda swollen #how common is it to break a toe really? theyve got. theyve got a lot of little tiny bones #i dont know id think its more common to break a toe if you crushed it under something #i stubbed it. REALLY hard. like harder than even a normal really bad toe-stubbing. #i dont know. i dont know. i dont know. #can i have a wheelchair for christmas just for like a week at least #and get someone to carry me up and down the stairs?

[birt-art]

I went the wrong way on a hike today and asked an older chap for directions and not only did he offer to drive me to the actual trail head (I was on the wrong side of the ridge oops) but it turns out he was a local archaeologist/historian and so he spent the next 45 mins telling me all about the local area and the old mining tracks and machinery and gave me a little tour of the canal and explained how the culvert diverted water from the river which used to be tidal and ships used to come all the way up it and this car park used to be the loading bay from mine to canal to ship and I love getting old folks to tell me history !!

#Honestly encouraging people to infodump to me is one of my favourite things #it's amazing how much people have to say if you show a little curiosity #i told my sister about this and her first reaction was horror that i got in a stranger's car and she's not entirely wrong #but also #if you don't trust your fellow human beings to mostly have good intentions you'll miss out on a lot #but also it simply didn't occur to me cos I'm an idiot #. i just didn't want to walk an hour along roads round the ridge #personal post

[wantbytaemin]

good god.. been dealing with THINGS. very many of them

#i worked from home this whole week and only went in today and it was expectedly super exhausting and not productive #but i also worked the whole weekend too and i am so totally spent like burnt out emotionally and on every other level LMAO. anyway #i came home to roommate and she was like oh I was hoping you’d want to go for a walk and i was like listen my love i am not in shape to #even breathe-in breathe-out right now without falling apart and she was like ok got it! and went for the walk herself and she brought back #my favorite sour candies and my favorite watermelon cider and . oh my god get this i’ve been meaning to replace the battery on my AirTag i #keep in my car bc I always park it where the fuck ever and forget #and she actually got me the AirTag as a bday gift but i digress. anyway i always forget which battery i need and she went and bought it for #me and said this is to ‘refill your battery hehe’ and i’ve also . been told some other things like borderline incredible things (positive) #(not by her but well. someone else. shan’t say it and such) #and it’s just sooooo much all at once i feel like i’m exploding i need to decompress for one thousand years #like this is mostly positive trust me i just have not been shown love for so direly insanely long and now im receiving it in a genuine way #and idk how to even deal with it or how to express my gratefulness like how do you. how do you begin to give all of that back im dizzy

[r029]

Omg I can't I believe I forgot

#this one time i didnt want to go to school. #and my mom was parked like in the front to drop me off and i obviously didnt get out. and she was sitting there for like 5 minutes and got #angry at me and said “youre embarrassing me. youre an embarrassment” #and then took these hard cover books and fucking threw them at me which hurt.. over?? embarrassing you??? by not getting out of the car?? #and then said “im gonna beat your ass when we get home.” #and when we did. i went out the other side of the car door and started walking towards this park near our house. and she said #“dont come crying to me when you get raped.”

[quick-drawn]

y'all ever had the cops called on you for parking legally, centered AND straight in a parking spot...? yeah — me either. at least not until today.

#✯ — [ ʰᵒʳˢᵉˢ ᶤᶰ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ] ⨯ ooc #i drive #a ford transit 250 for work. #it's going to take up 98% of any parking spot i put it in. #lady pulls in #parks at an angle with her front driver side tire on the line #her back passenger tire on the opposite line. she was crooked as hell. #the only spot open in the lot is next to her — wonder why. #now #if there's anything i know how to do #it's how to fuckin' DRIVE. so i say fuck it and park how i usually do. #back in — straight with the lines #probably less than an INCH off center. #now...i can get out because of the horrid angle she parked at. put my door about 3 feet away from her car. #HER door ? less than a foot. but honestly ? not my problem. #i walk into chipotle and immediately get told to move my van. #now.........i did tell her 'you can ASK and i'll think about it.' which could be considered rude #BUT SHE YELLED AT ME AS SOON AS I WALKED INTO THE DOOR. #back and forth ensues #she says “i should call the cops” and i told her “call 'em then.” #and they came. all 6 of them. all told this lady to leave and my van stayed parked where it was. lmao #idk what she thought they were gonna do. but it was funny seeing the look on her face when they refused to tell me to move. #and to watch her squeeze between my van and her car. #i hate the city i work in man... #anyway sorry if y'all read all that. #i accidentally drank a soda after 9:30 so i may be around here for a little bit. #tbd

[murdoc]

before taking my road test i did genuinely think everyone who said some of them will try to trip you up or be overly harsh were just sorta stretching the truth, but after how stupid my test was i understand.

i ended up autofailing bcz it was a two lane (same direction) parking lot where there were signs and cones saying one side was for the road test & one was for regular vechicles EXCEPT FOR ONE VERY SMALL AREA ONLY AT THE BEGINNING. but then she proceeded to make me continue on and do a parallel park, making me assume i didnt do anything wrong, and then have me circle back to the beginning and THEN fail me.

not only that, but she.. lied? about me not using my blinker when either going in or leaving the park????? which i straight up did do????? 🥲

#i think id have been less devastated by the fail if the just immediately told me to turn back around bcz i failed at the bad signage #i genuinely think that if anyone else saw that signage theyd be confused too. in fact im pretty sure my instructor didnt even know #bcz we needed to turn right but instead of going over to that tiny area that clips into the road test section #we went the long way around so we didnt go in that lane #the lesson i went to before my test was two hours and heavily inconvenient for my sponsor so to go through all of that and autofail.. #odds are w her id have failed anyway. i genuinely dont see why she lied about the blinkers but AT LEAST if i went through the whole test & #failed it wouldve hurt but at least i could walk away knowing it wasnt as stupid as it was #now i have to renew my id bcz i wont have a license. and renew my permit. and pay $200+ for another test bcz i dont have #a car that can be used for the regular rmv. and now im paying rent for a place i cant even go to yet bcz the next rmv appt is in MID MAY #(the rent thing is normal and i did plan for it. but if you havent experienced rmvs 'post' covid.. you dont even do the test there. #you 'check in' and leave to do it at your house.) #i may try to beg my ride that i now 100% need to drive me to a further out one but. sighs. who knows #i ❤️ lifeeee #diary #sorry this is so long lol. im not as inconsolable as yesterday but now im just annoyed #i also wish to stress that while i love my car i fucking hate driving #my reward for getting my license is high car insurance and paying a ton for gas? YIPPEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! #AUUGGHHHHHHHHH 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

[apricotluvr]

March / Ramadan 2024 💖

#1. had a seminar so drove there w my coworker and learned a lot + had a nice lunch #2. I’ve always loved movie posters so love the looks of a collage type thing w them #3. late nights at the masjid praying taraweeh #4. beautiful pie made by someone for iftar at the masjid #5. went for iftar at my little brothers school. when walking out I saw a mum taking pics of her daughters so I offered to take one of all #of them together. but then the little girl REALLY wanted a photo with me 🥺 I initially refused but she kept insisting so we took this pic #I did not feel cute in the photo but it’s such a heartwarming moment #6. had iftar w friends (at a restaurant) but unfortunately they had not place to pray so I walked out to go pray in the car and as I #stepped onto the parking lot I was gifted with this beautiful sunset. I actually wowed outloud #monthly recap