#ANYWAY. um. yeah.

[suckmyarschkarte]

I am looking at your poll now and .... Seb? Sorry I immediately thought of Vettel 😭

he 1. likes us; 2. loves jürgen; 3. is there anything he can't do? no; 4. will call other men attractive; 5. smart. funny. charismatic. silly; 6. football knowledge™; 7. unemployed; 8: (footy!seb for the vibes)

#9. the love of my life #why are you saying sorry he's THE seb #he was joking about becoming a ref but i've got a better idea 🤪 #anyway. um. yeah.

[serethereal]

that scene from fleabag where she’s on the toilet describing what she likes ab sex and then goes. not so much actual sex is me but with food

#the performance of it… the awkwardness of it… the drama of it…. not so much actual food LIKE YES. #sorry fi this doesn’t make sense i’ve decided to stop drafting thoguhts you should all live in my mind #it’s like. i love knowing i’m going to wake up and get to eat etc etc or when i order food or when it’s being made and it smells good but #then when it’s time to actually eat i’m like never able to eat cause i get distracted a lot so by the time i start the food is v cold... #and like gross or like it feels like a chore to actually eat… this isn’t me !! i’m a cinephile but for food idk the word i love eating !! #idk why this has happened lately… maybe it’s the new prescription i’m on? idk idk but this has been me and i’m not having fun tbh #ANYWAY. um. yeah. #sorry for over sharing do you still think im got #hot* oh my god… last straw kinda…

[sprucestairs]

the overwhelming urge to go into sdv tags vs my commitment to having my first experience of 1.6 be playing it for myself: FIGHT!

#I want this man to take his time doing whatever like #Code checks/ adjustments need to be done for console & mobile #Error checking & such #He's literally one guy. That's gonna take a while #Even if the updates already out for pc #But it's soso hard whwn. #I am subscribed to like 20 different sdv channels #And have brainrot about. #The characters #Anyway. Um. Yeah.

[sbeana]

the pool scene

#the locked tomb #tlt #griddlehark #gideon the ninth #harrow the ninth #tlt art #tlt fanart #comic #apologies for how wonky it looks in some parts #um i spent like five days working on this nonstop #well not nonstop i ate a shit ton of pomegranetes or however its spelled during it #but uhm yeah #im not good at drawing backgrounds or anatomy (YET) so hhuhshsu #anyways yah yeepers when will i get to have a homoerotic moment with my former rival/enemy where i get to show them forgiveness and care #gideon wants to kiss harrow on the lips so bad its so fucking funny #harrow is a whole pathetic looking sopping wet kitten and gideon is like ooh yah thats the stuff #anwyas yah #ill post the version without their skull makeup because i like that one more #the skull makeup looks ugly sometimes (BY MY OWN DESIGN!!!! HARROW QUEEN I WILL NEVER DISS YOUR FASHION <4) #ALSO SORRY ABOUT THE PACING BUT DID YOU KNOW THAT DRAWING TWELVE PAGES OF A COMIC CAN MAKE YOU REALLY MESSED UP IN THE HEAD #hatman is in the corner of ym room rn

[tickletails]

Sick and twisted

#my art #tickle art #tickling #hazbin hotel tickle #i stole the idea of angel having a little tail segment thingy from cloudysfluffs btwwww he should. He needs one #anyways um Yeah yay tickle

[haunted-xander]

When the light is too blinding, I'll be your shade / When the dark enshrouds all, I'll be your eyes

#hellp people of tumblr dot com whp are either surprised or used to my rapid fandom switching #hey uh. um. yeah. anyway. #i love them i don have anything else to add #ffxiv has altered my brain chemistry thats it. yeah. #ryne waters #< thats canon now!!!!!! #gaia #rynegaia #yeah #final fantasy #final fantasy xiv #final fantasy 14 #ffxiv #ff14 #art #my art #xanders art #digital art #fan art

[fizpup]

🔴∧🔴

#cult of the lamb #cotl #the lamb #blood #this game has received the extremely high honor of: me actually playing it #I rarely ever play the games I fixate on. I'm very content to watch family members play instead #but damn #I started playing on friday and it's so fun! :) #anyway um yeah I think it's cute when their eyes go red 🤗 teehee

[harbingersglory]

{☆} characters arlecchino {☆} notes drabble, fem reader, sub reader, transfem arlecchino {☆} warnings 18+ content, breeding kink, degradation, stomach bulge, dacryphilia, restraints

"Arle, hah..please. I can't– I can't wait any longer."

The pleading, almost pouty, words had her letting out a deep, husky chuckle as she fiddled with the buckle of her belt, admiring your body as she stepped up to the bed. Her knee sank into the mattress as she knelt down, pressing a placating kiss to your brow and gesturing for you to turn over.

"Come on, dove. Be a good girl, or I'll treat you like the whore you are." Arlecchino clicked her tongue, firmly grabbing your hands and tightening her belt around your wrists, giving the leather a firm tug to test its strength– and to make sure it wasn't too tight. "I'm in a good mood. Don't spoil it by being a brat, little dove."

The pout it drew from you made her grin, canines flashing beneath her lips as she settled in behind you, cupping your ass in her calloused hands with an appreciative grumble. Your panties were already sticking to your cunt, the fabric soaked. She couldn't help but drag one of her digits across the fabric, teasing your folds beneath it.

"Lucky I adore that pretty mouth of yours or I'd have cut out your tongue," She gruffly spoke, her tone neither in jest or too serious– perhaps she would, maybe she wouldn't. She liked to keep you on your toes. "Hm. Maybe I'll use your throat after– shut you up properly. You look so pretty gagging on my cock, you know?"

Arlecchino slid her fingers beneath the waistband of your panties, tugging them down just enough to see your slick cunt, her fingers pulling the folds apart. Fuck, she could feel her cock throbbing against her boxers at the sight– she'd never get tired of it, just like she'd never get tired of using you like a toy.

"But in the meantime.." She finally pulled down her own boxers, her aching cock slipping free and slapping against your thigh– she slid right between your thighs, forcing you to squeeze them together around her. "Fuck, that's it." She growled, pumping her hips a few times before she was satisfied, lining up her cock with your entrance.

She had the decency, at least, to sink in slowly at first..let you adjust to her size for a brief moment before she snapped her hips forward and sank fully into your cunt with a sharp hiss.

Arlecchino typically enjoyed teasing you first, making you practically beg just for her to give you her cock at all, but she had other plans tonight– she wasn't going to waste time playing around this time. Her hand slipped down to your stomach pressed against the mattress, a low chuckle building in her chest at the distinct bulge her cock left. It was a wonder she fit at all– but she'd make it fit even if she hadn't.

"Be a good girl now and don't complain." She grumbled, leaning down to press you down into the mattress with her body, nipping at your ear before she pulled her hips back, hissing at the way you clenched around her in response. She took a moment to sit there, letting you ruminate and squirm at the lack of movement– only to grab a fistful of hair and start pounding you into the mattress before you can even think to whine about her lack of movement.

How quickly, how easily, you turn into a blubbering mess as she uses you like a toy for her own enjoyment. Not that you won't enjoy what she has in plan for you– just maybe not as much as she does. The mental image of filling you with her cum..it drives her thrusts harder, faster. She wants to fuck you stupid with her cock, fill you to the breaking point until her cum pools on the sheets, unable to be fully plugged up. Just the idea of watching her cum dripping down your thighs makes her control slip just the slightest bit.

She's already big enough to bulge your stomach with every thrust, but she wonders if she can push it further.

She certainly wants to, and she intends to.

The fat tears rolling down your cheeks only got her more excited, her hands gripping your hips so tight she can already imagine the bruises in the shape of her fingers against your skin.

"That's it, dove, give in," Arlecchino hissed, a low growl rumbling in her chest as she continued to pound into them relentlessly, her thighs already stinging from the sheer force of it. "Fucking take it, you whore."

Her muscles flexed in faint restraint, the shifting of your arms against her as you nearly screamed at the intense rush of pleasure making her sink her teeth into your shoulder in warning– a futile effort, really, as your body twitched when you came so hard she briefly considered if she had to stop..but you were still moaning even through the tears rolling down your cheeks, rocking back into her thrusts weakly, unable to keep up.

She wasn't too far behind, either. Her teeth dug deeper into your skin, muffling the growl as she plunged into your soaking wet cunt, bucking into you in much shorter thrusts until she finally felt her cum spilling into you. It was almost enough to send her over the edge again– fuck, you were practically sucking her in with how tight you were, squeezing around her cock.

Her head slumped against your shoulder as she pulled her teeth from your skin, taking a moment of respite to catch her breath and let the sting and ache settle in deep– she welcomed it, if anything. But she wasn't done.

She was going to fuck you till you were full– fill you up until she couldn't fit another drop.

For now..she pulled out, admiring the way her cum dribbled out of you. She didn't mind all that much..she was going to replace it tenfold, anyway.

She couldn't wait to plug you up and see you squirm during the meeting tomorrow, full of her cum and unable to find relief– maybe she'd make it a toy, see how long you last before someone realizes what's going on. She was going to enjoy it thoroughly.

#genshin impact smut #genshin impact x reader #genshin smut #genshin x reader #minors dni #writing tag #arlecchino smut #arlecchino x reader #so. um. yeah. we r not gonna talk abt this one I was feeling indulgant and shdhdgsjsjsjsj #arlecchino awakens smth in me idk dont ask me #i considered making this tmasc arle for a hot minute but ill save that for another day #anyway manspreading arle agenda thsnks 4 coming 2 my tedtalk #anyway² slamming hands on table arle breeding kink arle breeding kink arle breeding kink #technically no actual direct mention of breeding but shes still trying anyway #sorry im in an arle phade i need her to do unspeakable things to me yknow. you get me. #PHASE not phade its 3 am and i csbt sleep twirls hair #accidentally posted this draft premature im AHHHHHHHH #okay im fine now

[sleeepying]

Yeah uhhhhh various lynnmanda post! Some of these are old but i still like em :-)

Starving.... need toxic yuri content NOW

Also ik saw ponies have been done b4 but i watched an MLP movie w my roomates and was. Inspired. Ok. Anyways

#saw #shotgunshipping #lynn denlon #amanda young #lynnmanda #saw III #saw franchise #lesbian #my art #queer art #yeah! #um #anyways

[monothemime]

Thank you for 100 followers!

#tadc oc #tadc caine #mono the mime #Off the record #holy shit i genuinely didnt think this would pass 50 followers #let alone 100 #um i guess if we reach 200 i will make? a surprise? for you all? #yeah anyways im going to bed

[ar-mage-ddon]

i can finally post this guy now that he's been revealed. who are you

#khml #kingdom hearts missing link #kh #kingdom hearts #drew this back in september #technically the dialogue is still part of the leak but its . um . its probably fine #they probably changed the scene anyway and this dialogue isnt even in it. yeah (trying to convince myself) #the line isnt even exact they dont say なんか i was just doing it from memory #myart

[mamawasatesttube]

when superboy isnt home... *slams oven door*

#rimi talks #i was originally gonna just edit the og with kons name and be done but then i was like. well why NOT overcommit to the bit? #anyway um. me also tbh #<- coping mechanism: editing dumb memes #also yeah tim's the only one not verified on twitter because does robin REALLY exist? #also also yeah theyre tweets from the ninth of june... aka 6/9... #core four #tim #bart #cassie #kon

[silverware-is-interesting]

i think something went wrong with my copy of krita.

ik it's like, really blurry, but i have a video version that's better quality, so i'll put that under the cut for anyone who want's to see it (there's no audio)

uh, yeah, the editing program i use really messes with the quality-

here. have the og image i drew for this too

#silverware's art #kinitopet #kinito the axolotl #kinito fanart #this was only meant to be an image but ig i wanted to make it a gif :/ #i was thinking about making an ms paint version of this but... i didn't wanna- #anyways um. yeah. i guess i had fun doing this?? not really. but yk. it's alright #also holy shit why do people like my designs- #i think some of them are pretty eh honestly- #eh. you don't question things like this. i've found #wdym the hand is backwards? nuh-uh. no it's not (i only realized after it was finished-)

[pineappical]

i think its funny how i can just draw anything

#ted lasso #ted lasso fanart #coach beard #roy kent #nathan shelley #ZERO EXPLANATION. UM. #YA........... #idk man if youve been following me long enough u can probably just see a pattern of where i lose my mind everytime i draw them #pn.art #sometimes im just like oh i should draw something :-) and then i do this #anyways.... #also yeah this is based on that one image of that four dudes wearing those shirts

[paintpanic]

Malevolent gods

Are better than none

#panic in her song lyrics era??? #maybe ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #overall i think crisis actors is a pretty great song but GOD do these specific lyrics live in my head rent-free. #the idea that it's more comforting to believe the world is controlled by known malicious forces than to accept bad things just happen. #and that they're out of anyone's control. #something super relevant to today's political climate and it's expressed really well in this song. #um anyways #kirby series #void termina #hyness #dark matter kirby #francisca kirby #flamberge #zan partizanne #oh also yeah this is a real drawing version of that doodle i posted yesterday. lol #panic's favorites

[space-gutz]

oUUUGHHhh... can i have just ONE priceless gem? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 please im just a widdle international thief oughh please im so desperate for money,, i just need 1 trillion dollars please pl ease plEASE 👉👈

#you can trust her #she isn't lying she is so so broke I promise :( #she just needs a measly 1 trillion dollars please #you wouldn't deny her 1 trillion dollars woukd you??? please she is so desperate :sob: #anyways um #yeah #my art #art #meme #shitpost #sth #sonic the hedgehog #rouge #rouge the bat #pleading face #pleading emoji #im just a widdle goblin #ummm #idk what else to tag this ngl #i had no idea that rouge was so fun to draw tho ;u; I love her