How would dipper propose to bill? -without any devious intentions, just pure love 😍
He'd absolutely overthink it to hell and back.
We're talking making notes and charts and a list of Everything That Must Go Right for the Perfect Setup. He's made a list of seventy-three options and eliminated half of them. He's fussed over the ring and has three different options stored in his sock drawer, one in the bottle of shower gel Bill doesn't use, and one up in the rafters. There's an excel file with probabilities for weather and temperature and the mood Bill might be in at that exact moment.
Of course, all these things completely fall apart in the most chaotic manner possible, with a high chance of 'near-death experience' to boot.
Dipper ends up blurting out 'Marry me' after the battle, seizing Bill's hand while his own are all sticky with the blood of their enemies and the survivors groan in anguish in the obliterated wreckage. And it's the most romantic proposal Bill could ever ask for.
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let me SQUEAL abt this rn 🥺 if my bf isn’t the CUTEST thing 🥺 it is currently 10pm here and he just messaged me if i want to go on a DATE w him tonight 🥺 he said he’ll pick me up after he gyms like skndkdnd SHUT UPPPP how is he so bOYFRIEND 🥺 it’s a lil drive to a burger & burrito place that’s open 24/7 near us 🥺 and i— tHIS BOY !!!!!! 😭💗
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heyyy, fellow transmasc with a piss kink, cool to see another :P
don't worry I'm constantly making more. they follow for the puppy and then it's already too late. I'm trying to make tumblr a place where everywhere you turn (on nsfw tumblr) there's piss kink. soon you won't be able to see any transmascs without.
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soooo i just watched the tarantula punishment from ij season 5....
and......
👀
so everyone else in the community is thinking what i'm thinking right?
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the 'there's only one bed' trope is overdone but i will always appreciate it
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i hope that im known for my borderline obsessive love for g. t. avaricious
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