#Anyway I'm high

[insane-weasel]

I barely watch Schlatt anymore but when I see a clip of him absolutely gushing and losing his marbles because he spots a cat in the background of Ted's video and immediately cooing and talking about Jambo it reminds me why I love him

#Jschlatt #I wish his core audience sometimes wasn't so wretched #He is actually a soft and dumb and loving man and Im aroace but for people like him I'd die #Like just look at his eyes light up! #Look at his absolute joy! #Men who love cats make me think I could be gay #Honestly anyone who shows real true love and care about a cat melts me #People who own cats but don't seem to care about them make me so upset #Anyway I'm high

[milfspiggy]

#polls #bullying #tumblr polls #poll #idk what the fuck to tags things as ever shrug #basically i was super super suspicious of anyone who ever asked me out by the time i got into high school #simply because it had happened so many times before #i just assumed no one would ever want to date me for real and that i was so comically disgusting that it was funny to pretend #anyways if this happened to you i'm sorry!! i hope things are better now

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

oh right, technically i sell t-shirts

i forgot about that

#holidays are coming up and it would make a terrible gift #that's the main selling point #anyways these exist and can be exchanged for legal tender #the cost is the listed price + the emotional expense of knowing that i am judging u #bc i am. i am judging u #why would u want this. why would u exchange currency for this #there are so many other things you could exchnage currency for instead #a grocery store shrimp platter for instance #with the nauseatingly red cocktail sauce that is SO much better than a t shirt any time #hmm chicken picatta at a local Italian Eatery perchance? i am. a big fan of anything picatta #oh oh i know! 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH OKRA #FOR THE COST OF THIS FRIVOLOUS T SHIRT U COULD INSTEAD PURCHASE 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH DELICIOUS OKRA #and then --hold on i have a recipe--and then what u do is #so it is basically sacrilege to suggest this but what u do is u skip the cornmeal entirely #my southern ancestors are shaking a wooden spoon at me right now but LISTEN. u skip. the gotdang. cornmeal #instead: wash chop and soak (for 10 min) the okra in a mixture of 1 egg to tblsp water #then coat in flour #THATS IT JUST FLOUR #No cornmeal. i am betraying my heritage rn but I'm RIGHT #coat in flour sprinkle liberally in S&P and FRY that suck in veg oil high heat #until crispy & brown & u hear your arteries clenching in apprehension #so. so yeah #that's what u should do instead of buying this shirt go fry the shit out of some okra #(but buy local and young & tender if u can bc the grocery store is full of old-and-therefore-super-stiff specimens #pro tip (aka grandma tip): if u can't chop okra smoothly with your normal cutting knife then it's too old and tough. #...i mean u probably CAN still fry the shit out of it I've certainly done that before it's just much less delicious #ANYWAY. anyway ANYWAY. shirt. okra. farmers market. that reminds me of a post i made back when we first started selling these dang shorts #shirts. shorts shorts. oh shit i should make a crop top option. #i. i don't Know How to make a crop top option #HUH . . . i need to lie down now and contemplate the constant and irreconcilable limitations of the human experience good night

[allroseshave-their-pricks]

My roommates keep stealing my tools because they don't have any, so I'm curious

#random rose rambles #popular post #polls #tool box #tool set #adulting #it's just so weird to me #that my engineering roommates have ZERO tools between them #they keep stealing my stuff. which is fine #most of the stuff is for the good of the house. and i'm not using it 24/7 anyways #but one specifically was like 'why don't you have xyz? everyone should have that' #and I was like 'bro you don't have anything. what do you MEAN' #like I got a tool bag in high school #it's not the highest quality stuff but it all works

[egophiliac]

couple more quickies, because I gotta work through my Shroud-family feelings before I can even begin to process the Diasomnias, please bear with me 🙇

anyway, I couldn't decide which composition I liked better, so I did both!

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #eyestrain #sorry i know i've been posting too much in this style i just have FEELINGS #feelings that can only be expressed through high-contrast #anyway #i don't know why i never even considered he would go to rsa. of course he would. #ortho is cerberus -> ortho is a Good Boy -> ortho goes to Good Boy school #the math checks out #we have not even seen dreamworld ortho yet and i'm already obsessed. i hope he shows up just in time for a dramatic ortho vs ortho showdown

[catliker49]

Lalalala!!!

AAAHHH I am going insane! I have been finding it So difficult to think of things to draw so I may not post as much!! I apologise!

The outfit in this was based off of an Animal Crossing outfit Clown had posted for Wally a little while ago! I messed around with it a Little bit, haha!

I am still working on a style I like also! So expect a lot of changes!

Oooh... I have been thinking of drawing Eddie and Frank together at some point though! I also would really like to make a mini.. storybook type panel.. thingy mabobby.. I'm sure someone understands what I mean!!

I might post some sketches of what I do!!

Thank you so so much for the continuing support!! It really does make me Happy seeing tags people put on their reblogs!! AAH! I am so so Happy!! Thank you thank you thank you!!

#I think I have been listening to 'See You Again' by Tyler The Creator for... #6 hours.. on loop??? #I need to give my ears a break!! #I love the song so much though.. #Lalalala! #I hope you are all doing well! #Take care of yourselves! #Ooh one thing I am Joyous of in this picture is the heels I gave Wally #He would rock high heels!! #I'm certain he would fall over frequently #But at least he would look Amazing whilst doing so! #Not that he doesn't always look Amazing anyways #haha! #welcome home #wally darling #welcome home arg #wally darling fanart #wally welcome home #welcome home fanart #eye strain #I think?? #Very pastelly!

[mintjeru]

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#neuvillette #genshin impact #genshin #fanart #myart #doodle #i took this screenshot earlier and wanted to doodle a little smth #i'm in a bit of art block rn but the neuvillette brainrot is strong #getting to know neuvillette was like. i've never been so glad to be wrong about a character #he is so gentle.. and he bears so much on his own #and i am zooming in so hard on whatever he's got going on w/ the thigh-high boot covers he's wearing-- #anyway. archon quests were great #i loved getting to take an active part and the plot really reminded me of k.dramas i've watched #just finished the two multiple part world quests too and i'm looking forward to learning more about the lore!!

[cuubism]

I didn't even share any exterior shots with you all. Failure.

Go to the New Inn it only takes an hour and a half to get to from central London 😂

Can't miss it the sign is painted on like 50 times, presumably so Dream would DEFINITELY find it.

No WAY Dream can miss this. Well, maybe he can, he can be a bit dense at times.

THE NEW INN! TOP LONDON ATTRACTION! (in my heart)

#can you all believe this is the thing I was most excited about doing for the whole trip 😂 #this is my Buckingham palace. this is my London eye #definitely in the top 5 things ive done on a holiday purely for the self indulgent silly quality of the errand 😂 #the place is so cute and charming for real and their soup was really good😂 #and the neighborhood is nice its right between 2 parks #anyway I'm still riding the high yes indeed #the new inn #dreamling

[fizpup]

🔴∧🔴

#cult of the lamb #cotl #the lamb #blood #this game has received the extremely high honor of: me actually playing it #I rarely ever play the games I fixate on. I'm very content to watch family members play instead #but damn #I started playing on friday and it's so fun! :) #anyway um yeah I think it's cute when their eyes go red 🤗 teehee

[shitpostingkats]

Riz Gukgak and his bloody hands

SUCH a metal visual and motif. Kalina, Baron, they tease him for it, they twist it into one of his worst qualities, just as they belittle that he his heart, leverage his fear that he cannot love anyone enough.

Riz Gukgak loves. He will claw himself to shreds on love. He will dig through reality, lacerating himself on crystal, just to help his childhood friend. He will hiss at the devil, he will bite out eyes, he will do anything to help his friends feel safe. He will attempt to eat an entire dragon. Out of love for a father he barely knew.

"That’s you saying “I love you” to the people who matter to you the most."

#sorry lads I'm still thinking about him #something about speaking an entirely different language of love from everyone else but trying to hold a conversation anyway #Baron and Kalina preying on his fears that he can't possibly love enough to be important #when this is a kid who will tear open his own skin on the harsh surface of love #yeah he should maybe calm the hell down about it #but his friends and his family are never scared of him. they never look down on how he shows he cares. #something about being ace and not being soft or gentle #am I making sense #he needs healthier ways to love but he's just a kid. he's figuring it out. #fantasy high #dimension 20 #d20 #riz gukgak

[miss-galaxy-turtle]

"We can't put the curtain back up if we tear it down" "I will burn the curtain to ash" is such a raw fucking line and it comes from CLONE HIGH

#ANYWAY HOW ARE WE FEELING KAHLOPATRA NATION #BC I'M THRIVING #clone high #clone high spoilers #clone high 2023 #clone high reboot #clone high cleo #clone high cleopatra #cleopatra clone high #clone high frida kahlo #frida kahlo clone high #kahlopatra

[bdoubleowo]

inspired by the tags on this post

#i'm a liar i waited to rb the post with “prev brb” until i had completed the art #i wanted the minor comedy of “brb” and coming back with art but i didn't wanna make people wait or risk not finishing it at all #so #these are not very high effort im sorry. i figure i should post more sketchy stuff anyway tho #og post #my art #desert duo #gtws #goodtimeswithscar #good times with scar #grian

[concerto-roblox]

i love g1 but i'm actually getting so sick of g1 purists like it's not enough for them that g1 existed and was popular, it has to exist now and continue forever even though that's just not how toy companies work. i have yet to see a post that even mentions g3 that doesn't have 10 billion "bring back g1!!" comments. like today i saw a comment under a post about the g3 show possibly being cancelled saying "hoping this mean we'll get a g1 comeback" girl get a grip!! like please step back and remind yourself you are not the target audience for a children's toy and let the g1 ghouls rest in peace.

#i need to know better than to read comments on instagram reels/tiktoks but here we are #the current attitudes to nostalgia these days actually infuriates me like something can't just have existed and been good #people want it to come back and drag its corpse round forever even if it's run its course #and i'm saying this as someone who's special interests are things i'm nostalgic for #anyways #monster high #monster high g3 #monster high gen 3 #how to be cringe 101

[needycatboy]

blindfolded impact play where you can't see where your top is, but you know they're stalking around the room deciding how to play with you next. gasping when they drag ice down your chest, or land a short smack on your ass. blindfolded wax play, and you can't anticipate where they'll drip it next. maybe you're a little bit high. blindfolded impact play.

#anyways #they speak #gel.⬇️ #I'm a little bit high #mlm nsft #nblm nsft #nblnb nsft #trans nsft #t4t nsft #ftm sub

[hajihiko]

Trust and belief and trust and belief and trust and belief and-

#Hajime hinata #Fuyuhiko kuzuryu #Sdr2 #Super danganronpa 2 #Danganronpa 2 #Danganronpa #Kuzuhina #God I'm so emotions these past days what is happening #Anyway here's comfort! For all the recent hurt hehe sry #Also I got inspired by my OWN art #From being papanorth. Which was specifically like ... different responses to different traumas #And a recent post about being patient and kind vs being passionate and reaffirming #An art #ANYWAY I have feelings and emotions sometimes! It's good times #It's a bit late but im posting anyway while my mood is high #Oh I forgot to include my own thoughts #Fuyuhiko is suspicious and assumes every unexpected touch is hostile. Except... hes learning not to. #Hajime has moments where he goes away for a bit and cant really engage with people. But... hes finding ways to ground himself as himself.

[egophiliac]

Do yoy like their silly little dance

the inside of my brain at any given moment:

#twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #stage in playful land #stage in playfulland #gif warning #gifs that bop along to your music warning #gidel is SO little #look at him compared to everyone else! #three apples tall! #i could put him in my pocket and still have space to pack him a lunch #this rhythmic is so silly. i love when we get a cutesy upbeat rhythmic right before everything goes straight to shit. #fellow and gidel: (dance around all cutely and throw confetti) #fellow and gidel: anyway now it's time to sell you #just the most adorable little kidnappers 🩷 #so glad they made an official gidel chibi because otherwise i would have tried to and it would not have ended well #i'm trying to do a meleanor right now and she is giving me enough trouble. she doesn't even have any STRIPES. #do you think the riggers got handed the designs for this event with all the stripes and swirlies and patches and patterns #and just had to go stare at a wall for an hour or two #'okay look people are going to see this on a small screen with a rhythm game going on in the foreground' #'nobody is going to take a high-res screen recording and then go through it frame-by-frame to scrutinize our rigging breakdowns' #'what kind of HUGE NERD do you think plays this stupid game' #(shifty eyes)