#BACK.

[jeysuso]

#roman reigns #romanreignsedit #wweedit #wwe survivor series #mygifs* #jeysuso #wrestling tag #* #back. #face card. #face card + back. #that's it that's the gifset bye

[normal-paldean-student]

🫐!

#Back. #Lost phone and then flight got delayed 😔

[oatmealcrisp-freak]

honestly when saiki says ‘do you prefer the bones on the right or the bones on the left? you can’t answer right because bones aren’t cute’ he’s so fuckinf wrong

 like babe your taste in the aesthetics of the macabre is simply just lacking for all you seem to revel in its comedy

#anyways its the bones on the right. obviously. #its just science a feline skull esp a housecats skull is more compact than a canid skull so the shape more closely resembles that of a human #infant which humans are hardwired to consider cute so much so that it seems to have affected some measure of beauty standards and the way we #breed other animals to favour large eyes domed foreheads small heads and compact faces :/ #the extent to which pareidolia endears us to inhuman objects cares not for the manner in which its presented - though some may be more #naturally squeamish around bones i suppose #certainly its not to suggest an exacting resemblance only that the shortness of the snout and the proportion of the eyes are closer than the #dog's which is more elongated with eyes set somewhat furhter #back. #ofc theres room for subjectivity but i do believe those studies done into what humans find cute would suggest a preference for the one over #the other in a generalized mean.

[mushiewrites]

I am obsessed with you Dream with a back death spot chats! And that jaw idea :OOOOOO but the back as a death spot is so cute, because it's so difficult to shield your back. It's an easy pin spot but it's also obvious what spot they're going for if they start to turn you over. Just the thought of Dream being somewhat out of breath from wrestling Sapnap on the floor, eventually coming out on the bottom because despite being so small, that boy is freakishly strong. And the look of absolute panic when he realizes Sapnap is in fact turning him on his stomach. He's a little to late to fight back as Sapnap is already in his hips, but he tries to squirm his way out or to at least cover it but a simple upper rib squeeze completely incapacitates him long enough for his to cross his arms behind him and pin them to his back by his forearms. His hands can't reach anything, he can barely move now, and Sapnap now has full access to his upper and lower back, so the only thing he can to is plead and try to bargain.

Bonus points if he asks Sapnap to hold one or both of his hands while he does it "for grounding purposes"

I LOVE DREAM SO MUCH WITH A TKLY BACK AHHHHH.

mhm back IS such a good pin spot. it takes absolutely no effort to walk over and situate yourself on their waist if they're already laying down!! or pulling them into a hug so they can't get away????? being wrestled down and flipped over??!?!?!?!?! ahhhh im inSANE!!

and sapnap is so fucking strong even though he is a tiny man!!!! he has so much strength pent up in him that he can easily take dream down when he lets it all out. and dream, being bigger than sapnap, always underestimates that fact, and is always stupidly surprised when he finds himself on his back with hands kneading into his lower tummy

HOWEVER

this time it's not what dream expects - he's being turned onto his stomach???? dream would be so confused for a second until he wasn't and then the panic would set in. he'd start thrashing and flailing his arms, trying to grab any part of sapnap he could but sap was already sitting on his hips, laughing at dream and teasing him about how he can't see what sap's gonna do

dream manages to grab on of sapnap's wrists and pulls, trying to pull him off from his back but sapnap uses his free hand to squeeze into dreams top ribs, which makes him bark out a laugh and immediately bring both his arms down to press against his sides

i think instead of holding dreams forearms over his back and blocking that skin, sap would place dreams hands under his knees so that he has free rein over the expanse of dreams back. he drags fingertips from the top of his spine to the bottom, uses his thumb nails to draw gentle circles where the dips of his back dimples reside, skitters nails on the backs of his ribs and over and between his shoulder blades.....he does everything to get dream squirming and howling

sapnap slows down once dreams laughter starts to go squeaky and silent, and he can feel a slight squeeze under his left knee. sap moves his knee off dreams hand quickly, thinking he was leaning too hard, but instead dream darts his hand to find sapnaps and holds on for dear life, squeezing and telling him that he wants to hold his hand for comfort 🥺

previous ask from sleepy about dream + sap (here)

also...going to shamelessly plug the first time I went off about dream having a sensitive back (here)

#lee!dream #ler!sapnap #sleepy anon #BACK. #TKS. #i love back tks so much #irl and in fics omg #they're the best #thank u sleepy for this lovely ask i love dream and his sensitive tkly back #mushie concepts / hcs #mcyt tickle

[taconafide2]

Can they leak story quests for 1.3 pspspsps i need one for fu xuan.

#dh il too OBVIOUSLY but he's such a loaded character i won't be surprised if they'll push it ; #back. #though i do think we should get a dan feng history deep dive when we are still in luofu storywise

[nflau]

in the reality where nfl piarles is real, i just know au phoebe has a collection of practice photos of pierre exactly like this.

#back. #others #i cant believe this au is going to take ten years to write because i keep picking up other projects

[x-zho]

dottoren 👀👀👀???

gET BACK, DEMON! BACK I SAY!!! YOUR CHARMS WONT WORK ON ME TODAY NUH UH NOW GO

#SHOO #SHOOO #[redacted] KISSER #DONT MAKE ME SAY IT #STEP BACK #BACK. #SBJCWJKDJWJKDF

[fieriframes]

[GONNA GO AHEAD AND LAND OUR SAUCE. FRONT. TWO IN THE BACK.]

#s16e03 far out #guy fieri #guyfieri #diners drive-ins and dives #gonna #sauce #front #two #the #back.

[chrisevanstrash]

"are you okay?" umm no because marvel refuses to pay my bills

#marvel #mcu marvel #mcu #depressing shit #mcu memes #marvel movies #avengers #marvel cinematic universe #marvel mcu #mcu headcanons #tony stark is still dead marvel #what have you been doing? #and now steven too? #bring. #my. #baby. #back.

[bob-artist]

My brain: You have so many tight deadlines. So many things on your weekly schedule. So many important jobs. You have to get important work done!!!

My hands:

#artists on tumblr #goose #geese #canada goose #canada geese #animal art #misc comics #bird art #birds #i'm officially back on my bullshit

[toastbutteregg]

#follow @toastbutteregg on twitter i follow back #memes #dank memes #relatable #relatable memes #twitter #twitter memes #beyoncescock #tweets #toastbutteregg

[pierog]

i'm so glad goncharov happened when it did, right before prolific public use of AI. that was pure honest gaslighting straight from the heart. real human whimsicality and trickery thru blood sweat and tears. we were a family. and we all gonched, together. you cant replicate that with any machine.

#personal #goncharov #woke up at 3am to write this now im gping back to sleep goodnight.

[sunbentshadows]

Hey all, you know how internet searches suck now? When the results are awful, full-of-AI, death-of-the-internet levels of bad?

Start appending date constraints to your searches - "before:2023".

My results have gone from 90% AI bullshit to ~60% usable - which frankly at this point is a huge improvement.

#information death of the internet etc #legit this has been SO SO helpful #shout out to mastodon infosec server for this one #before 2022 we did not really have the AI-content-farms because. the tech did not exist to the public. #and you can knock back the date if need be #obviously this does not FIX the problem but #me.txt

[bonesandthebees]

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

#I was forced to get over my hatred of making phone calls bc of this #one 15 minute phone call is the equivalent of 5 back and forth emails #also if you don't know exactly what you need help with you can just ask and you can get real help #instead of just desperately clawing at faqs on websites #it's infuriating that it works so well #ramblings

[tariah23]

Oh…. Well, it’s over for Crunchyroll I guess

#Crunchyroll #piracy #funimation #money hungry ass streaming service #rambling #I’ve never paid for a streaming service in my life thank god #I appreciated using others accounts but I personally cannot see myself paying this much for a service if I had the funds 😭! #get back to pirating kings!!! #anime has always been one of the easiest forms of media to pirate anyway so y’all got this #CR is definitely not worth paying for though #CR is certainly not worth paying this much for even if it’s a yearly one time fee #capitalism #the fact that CR has always had pretty bad quality as a streaming service anyway #it buffers every time you pause or rewind anything

[bookwyrminspiration]

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

#executive dysfunction #shitpost #every day I get stuck in waiting mode for SO LONG and SO MANY TIMES #that one time I tried adhd meds it fixed it but then I. was like no I am going to be scared and not continue taking it <3 #and also. I simply did not like the psychologist and did not want to have to go back #so. rawdogging the world <3 #man if I could start a task right now...then you'd see...then you'd all see....