#BUT I'M HAVING TO SQUINT

[dear-mrs-otome]

Crying over how vague smut scenes can be in JP 😭

#pretty sure emma getting eaten out here #BUT I'M HAVING TO SQUINT #asking second opinions #the crisis is real y'all #i need irrefutable evidence that silvio eats pussy as well as I'm convinced he does #at least i got confirmation the boy is HUNG #Tumblr keeps eating my extra tags #JUST LET ME SAY HOW HE MADE HER COME SO HARD SHE SQUIRTED ALL OVER THE SHEETS #stupid hellsite

[egophiliac]

innocently logging in to look at the Twst schedule for May like

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 part 8 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 part 8 spoilers #tsumsted wonderland #i-is that enough spoiler tags #anyway twst just absolutely obliterating me with the schedule again #i saw the story completion campaign ended in june and was like 'oh okay that'll be when we get the next part' NOPE HA HA #oh my god rook. oh my god savana rook is real. #w...why is this a story card. hey twst wHY IS THIS A STORY CARD -- #is rook dreaming of still being a rowdy boy or #and why is he...(squints) why is he in a pomefiore bedroom #never mind i'm actually terrified of this card now #god. the STETSON. i'm crying. #he really is just applejack huh #also vil i don't know what your problem was this man's mane is LUSCIOUS #and what's this? it's twst following up that first punch with the right hook of EVEN MORE of the best and silliest event #malleus is going to be in the middle of an angsty flashback while dangling us over a pit of spikes or something #and then we're going to cut directly to him having a charming little tea party with a small plush version of himself #oh twst your sense of pacing remains exquisitely incomprehensible #(no i love this though)

[doydoune]

it's the year of our lord 2023 and I'm only now learning about Phoenix's and Maya's baker era

pov: you're living your best life making bread and a Lego figurine bursts into your bakery and now you have to prevent a girl from being burned alive as a witch

#phoenix beating the shit out of the bread offscreen while maya is trying to maintain a professional behaviour is HILARIOUS #avec le chat qui spam petris moi la pate phoenix mdrrrr #yeah i'm finally catching up on the layton vs phoenix crossover game #thank you antoine daniel i owe you my life #i'm kinda sad it's not canon in both universes can you imagine #hey edgeworth have i told you about the time i was a baker with maya FOR FIVE YEARS #jesus christ i'm only realising now phoenix spent more time playing poker and being a baker than being a LAWYER #at this point being a lawyer is more like a hobby #dounart #phoenix wright #ace attorney #ace attorney fanart #miles edgeworth #hershel layton #professor layton #maya fey #professor layton vs phoenix wright #plvspw #narumitsu #if you squint #art #fanart

[majimasleftasscheek]

eeljima for MerMay 👀

#I say OOO GIRL #ok so like I picked an electric eel cuz lightning yadayada BUT #they're also related to KNIFE fish which also have a spotted pattern like his snakes if you squint so THEREFORE— #brahk thought process in action #you will see more of this he has a grip on me #I'm not even really into mermaid stuff tbh but you throw my boys in there and OUGH suddenly I'm the biggest fan 🥴 #yakuza #ryu ga gotoku #majima goro #my art #mermay #merfolk

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

I realise it is February and therefore a little late for new year's resolutions but honestly, lads, honestly, I think we all need to agree as a site that if we're going to screenshot people's tags we turn off dark mode first so we're not expecting anyone to read fucken dark purple writing on a black background

#HOW COULD YOU LEAVE THIS IN THE TAGS #(*a plain black square*) #how exactly have you taken it OUT of the tags #I'm squinting like a goddamn mole here #how tumblr go

[braisedhoney]

so this is basically the whole space trip thing right.

#danny phantom #danny phantom fanart #dp #dp fanart #vlad plasmius #jack fenton #vlad masters #i know a lot of people don't like what they did with... uh. season 3 in general #i'm kind of one of them? my feelings aren't suuuper strong but y'know def the weakest of the bunch #HOWEVER #aesthetic. #as a lover of all things space travel themed i approve his funny little space vampire outfit #i was disappointed when it was gone at the end of the episode lmao #why do i draw so much vlad. #... don't answer that. i get it. *squints at narry* #not that narry has beef with like. a teenager. but he does have beef with hundreds of internet reviewers on steam #ONE of em has got to be a kid. at least. #ney's art #ney's comics #this is not a part of the eight page comic i'm making btw. i am simply hopping from canvas to canvas. again.

[slingbats]

so I actually got so caught up in procrastinating that i forgot i was working on this- it's just a doodle but that's good and healthy, it's exactly what i need to be doing

loosely inspired by descriptions in @strewnlimbs-blog's fic, The Edcubus

#oswald cobblepot #edward nygma #nygmobblepot #riddlebird #gotham #loosely #curryart #i cant remember if hes supposed to still have all his fingers at this point so i apologize #although. squinting at it i'm not sure if i drew only 3 on his left hand intentionally or not #i think that might have been a mistake #smoking

[fumifooms]

Dunmeshi memes pt 3

Parts : 1 - 2 - (3) - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 Specials: Canaries - harsh

#dungeon meshi #meme #The brick wall one is also Kabru @ laios #laios touden #senshi #marcille donato #maizuru #izutsumi #the winged lion #chilchuck tims #shuro #farcille #laimar #marios #if you squint #(i am an athlete squinter) #whew. I survived the tagging #lots of Marcille in this one #more coming. I'm having a grand old time stealing lesser known memes from the TWST tumblr community thank u <3 #there'll be a violence edition and a laios special ofc and a canaries special as well #if chil is a deadbeat dad Maizuru is a super extra dead nanny #dunmeshi memes

[veinsfullofstars]

Daroach: *slaps roof of DMK* This bad boy can fit so much salt in- *is soundly punted into the sun by DMK*

(ID: Kirby series fanart comic of Daroach and Dark Meta Knight having a snack break and being silly, based off of this incorrect quote. Transcript below the cut. END ID.)

I told myself this would just be a quick sketch. Y'know. Like a liar. Anyway, thank you for the inspo, @incorrect-star-allies! (I hope you don't mind that I took some liberties with the quote. ^^' I can never resist adding some extra characterization, haha.)

Started 03/14/24, finished 03/15/24.

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Transcript:

Panel 1

*DMK sits on the ground in his cape and armor, his mask tilted up to the top of his head as he prepares to take a bite out of a foil-wrapped burrito, one eye opened to glance towards our left. Daroach - holding up a container of strawberries in his paws - enters from our left and plops down beside the knight (SFX: POF).*

Daroach: Hey, sunshine! Whatcha eatin'? (Looks tasty!)

Panel 2

*DMK tilts his mask down as he chews, the burrito now turned to show a single bite taken out of it. Daroach turns his head to look slightly over the knight's shoulder, leaning heavily on one paw and idly digging into the container of strawberries set between his feet with the other.*

DMK: Eh, you wouldn't like it. It's really salty.

Panel 3

*Daroach turns back to lift a strawberry towards his open mouth, smiling smugly with his eyes shut and brows high.*

Daroach: Heh, y'sure about that? After all, I like you, don't I?

*DMK turns to squint at the thief through the visor of his mask, red lines of irritation shooting off from him in little zigzags.*

#veins art #veins fanart #fanart #kirby series #kirby #daroach #dark meta knight #comic #incorrect quotes #can be read as platonic or romantic #I saw the quote and simply had no choice #a million other things I'm supposed to be working on and my brain said “bang this out in two days instead” and I said “yes dear” #featuring Dameta Squeent #(... when did I make it my mission to make every character do a Big Squint(TM) at least once?) #I probably could've given Daroach actual rat-like teeth... but sadly I am both a coward *and* a sucker for pointy chompers so here we are #How Many Times Can I Draw the Same Rat and Have Him Look Different Each Time: The Movie: The Musical: The Lunchbox #food tw #veinsfullofstars

[krussyarts]

Soft comfy girlfriend hours <3

#wenclair #wenclair fanart #wednesday netflix #enid x wednesday #yokovina #tylorpe #if you squint #I love them SO much #They #I'm having such an aesthetic moment rn #It's 6am. I've been drawing since 5am #My window open to let in fresh air #They've been hugging a lot more since the Incident #After a few nights filled with particularly haunting nightmares they cuddled more and more to sleep #Enid takes pictures of gay people around campus

[sanepersonhere]

A walk in the Sun

#ttte #ttte humanized #ttte thomas #ttte percy #Henry and James designs are still in the works so apologies if they look kinda strange #sane's art #ttte james #ttte gordon #ttte henry #there is tehnically edward.... if you squint hard enough... #but woo I finally finished this before my trip #-so I'm prob gonna be uploading traditional in the meantime (till jan new years ehe) #digital art #thomas and friends #thomas the tank engine #btw Thomas is in his 'casual' or shunting fit in this one #They rest are wearing mainly their work outfits// minus hats #anws have a good day everyone!!!

[unpretty]

there's something humbling about getting pulled into a webtoon to the point that i think, "damn, i really wanna know what happens next, i'm gonna find a translation of the webnovel this was adapted from and read ahead". but then i find it and it's like. 80% breasted-boobily tier shit. like i'm trying to be forgiving but poor translation cannot account for how bad it is. and that's when i realize that the comic was good because it replaced everything but the dialogue with sparkly watercolor shoujo art. the instant the dialogue isn't coming out of the sparkliest bitch i've ever seen it's not great either. i got bamboozled by sparkles. i'm no better than a magpie.

#original #listen it's only happened *checks notes* three times #it might have happened more often if so many fan translations weren't dire to the point of unreadability #running it through google translate like 'this seems fine' and i'm squinting at it trying to figure out why there's liver in his pocket

[lesbian-rook]

could you draw ragatha comforting an abstracting pomni? like ragatha calms her down enough to make the abstraction go away! thanks :3

🎶When darkness is all you see This is our Sweet Blasphemy🎵

#buttonblossom #pomni x ragatha #the amazing digital circus #i don't know any lullabies so i went with the next best thing #aka a song that i like but also i think it would be really funny if the only song Ragatha remembered from her old life was just. #a random Black Veil Brides song #idk the lyrics kinda work if you squint. cannot explain it. you have to find strength in yourself and others to be free #idk. i'm tired lol #off topic. all the other requests i got were angst. not complaining i just think it's interesting. makes sense with the existential themes #sorry i didnt draw her fully abstracting i had this in my head and just went for it

[fisheito]

"I'm a healer but--" duo

#or is it (i'm a striker but--) #these two just walkin around trying to sneak healing into their everyday roles #and i'm struggling to decide how to incorporate them into my teams bc... #will it be a situation where splitting roles like this makes them worse units in the long run? #or will my biases overpower actual usability? #anyway i very much love blood key oli i'll never get over the priest gun memes when he first came out #so i have so much respec for him. blasting thru floors and walls and solid everything with his essence pewpew #yaku's so soft and cute and slightly damp in his fanciful capriccio outfit that i'm (squints eyes) he a striker? #sorry it's the active woobification lenses on my eyeballs #yakumo panics in a fight and stabs a guy with an umbrella #oli finishes him off properly with the essence gun #the two clear the area of any hostiles. then sit down to take a breather and heal each other's wounds #healer4healer every day in this house #nu carnival olivine #nu carnival yakumo

[emdotcom]

If you re-bagle, the sable will be able.

#fnaf #fnaf lore #poll #polls #Listen. listen to me. we have evidence for only 2 of these. #& we have evidence AGAINST. one of these. but that's the one I'm anticipating ppl will vote for #if he did the first 2. shouldn't he know how to. fix the suit he gets stuck in? & yet it's still crumbly & borderline nonfunctional #even when he has an extra set of hands in security breach he's a shambling mess. #he doesn't have that knowledge. there's no way he knows how to build or design if he can't fix. #we have him in the minigame helping someone put on the suit so maybe he handled staff & technicians #& i think MAYBE you can connect the dots between glitchtrap & peograming if you squint REALLY hard #but other than gaslight gatekeep Girlboss & kill kids what did he actually do though

[s-lycopersicum]

I've been thinking about programming since last night, trying to narrow down on what I find so fun about it.

Turns out it's really difficult to put into words what up until now has been just an obvious, tangible feeling...

#if anyone ever found me hunched over my desk squinting at vscode bouncing my leg up and down with a puzzled expression #how could i ever explain to them i'm (potentially) having the time of my life #text