#Bed ranking

[majorproblems77]

So, because I have way too much time on my hands.

@trippygalaxy I blame you for this

Introducing a new segment - Skyward Sword Link ranks the beds of Skyloft

(Yes I found and slept in everyone I could - no I don't regret it man got a month's worth of sleep)

Starting with the academy beds (Not including his)

Fledge

8/10 - cute vibes, like the plants.

Crawlin

3/10 - Lower bunks are overrated

Groose

0/10 - Crawlin is a bitch and wouldn't let me sleep

Karane

7/10 - Bed kinda short, rooms got cute vibes tho

Zelda

10/10 - But Link misses his girlfriend

Instructor horwell

100/10 - Got Mia cuddles 10/10 would sleep again

Instructor Owlan

7/10 - Love a good book, but this is ridiculous

Now for the rest of Skyloft

Orielle and Parrow

7/10 - Good vibes but just different flavours of the same bed

Peatrice's house

4/10 - Bamboo aint the most comfy and the heart bed is just odd

Piper's house

2/10 - house is too cramped not comfy vibes for sleeping

Kukiel's House

9/10 - Massive bed best for starfishing good rest

Beedle's airship

1/10 - Bad for the back, awful for the rest, never again

Pipit's house

2/10 - SO... MUCH.... DUST

Rupin's house

4/10 - Identical beds, but the curtains are nice I guess?

Bertie's house

5/10 - Average bed, kiddo was loud tho...

Gondo' house

6/10 - Same bed different flavours, but with nice colours :D

Sparrot's house

7/10 - Good vibes again, here for the pretty lights above the bed

Fave napping bench

100000/10 - Best spot to nap on the island, great view

Hope you enjoyed looking through this totally pointless post :D

I spent way to long on this hahaha

#SKSW Link #Bed ranking #did you know you can sleep in every single bed (near enough) in skyloft #i didnt #i do now #some of these were hard to track down lol #Link is sleepy #SKSW Link ranks the beds of skyloft? #This took me so long lmao #SO MUCH RUNNING AROUND #This was a simple conversation that spiraled out of control #i love it #Please give this some love i spent way to long doing this #Skyward sword #SKSW #loz sksw #loz skyward sword #loz ss

[hollymacycomic]

Holly & Macy and Everyone Else

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#original character #oc art #oc artist #webcomic artist #webcomic update #webcomic page #character story #drama webcomic #narrative art #I'll bury a little personal thing here in the tags 4 myself and 4 you who reads it: #the 'game' or whatever you'd call it where Eli picks Macy up and spins and throws her back on the bed is brought to you by my memory of #my dad doing the same thing with me #he would pick me up off the couch and carry me all the way upstairs with me hanging upside down and then toss me in the air and onto my bed #I loved this soooo so so much. from what I remember he did this up until the point I was too big for him to carry anymore. #which took a few years longer than you might expect because I was (and am) a very tiny creature. #It is probably one of the top three things I miss about my dad. although I don't really rank stuff like that. I love him and I love that he #was the type of person to do that sort of thing. <3

[emry-stars-art]

I hate drake so much i hope he dies a painful death in your royal AU 😡

Fairly certain this is gonna be a common agreement yes

Honestly in one version of events I just imagine Drake making a stupid mistake in a battle or border dispute and getting himself killed like a coward or an idiot because he is both of those things

In ANOTHER version I was talking about with @jtl-fics and @paradoxolotl we can make it as dramatic as we want ✨

And honestly I’ve been meaning to write it! I even started writing it, but as I went I realized it has the potential to get wayyy out of hand by way of scenes (in that it would become several scenes bc there’s so much to cover) so instead of waiting to be fully finished, I am going to give us all an early sparknotes or summary of events

What I DID write all the way was what might happen when Abram and the prince run into Spear at a ball/event: here.

(⬆️POV you are a very stupid baron and you’ve just made your very last mistake)

Find the royal au writing masterpost here 💕

After all that (the snippet) goes down, Spear is probably very angry. How dare the prince act so ungrateful to his family, how dare he be threatened by the Evermore mutt, and how dare he be publicly embarrassed like that. He’s too proud to even go fume about it on his own. He’s always had people and things to take his anger out on. So he reverts back to what he knows.

No one in the castle stops him on his search of the halls. They all recognize the Spear family - of course the Spears visited often, at least before, and often enough to send their prince to live with them. The twins and anyone else in the know about the prince’s time there are extremely private about it. The staff that see Spear have no reason to think anything of his presence at all.

But Abram is still standing watch at Andrew’s door, and he doesn’t seem about to leave. Spear likely thinks it doesn’t matter much - the brat is small and unassuming except for those nasty scars. Abram even gets distracted by a small crash coming from the direction of the stairs, wandering a little way down to see.

It should have been obvious not to underestimate an official royal bodyguard. Spear hasn’t even touched the door before Abram is there, pinning an arm behind his back as something sharp again presses to Spear’s jacket. The surprise knocks Spear against the prince’s door before Abram pulls him up and back a few steps.

Andrew does answer. Likely he thought it was Abram knocking, but as soon as he sees Spear he freezes. Spear doesn’t even have time to revel in the fear he caused - Abram uses all his weight to swing Spear around and shove him hard against the far wall. What Spear vainly thought was an empty threat before feels suddenly much more real, the way Abram doesn’t try to be at all gentle or careful. The blade is biting into Spear’s clothes.

And Spear is angry. The Evermore filth on him, the gall to treat Spear like this when Spear should be allowed to trample this brat under his horse. The brat thinking he had any say over the Palmetto prince.

He snarls, “Andrew, control your dog!”

And he doesn’t see it, but that snaps a little of Andrew’s panic. The only thing more potent than Andrew’s memories is his white hot anger at Abram’s, and even though Abram doesn’t react, Andrew absolutely refuses to let that slide.

Spear hears, “Dont let him touch you,” and then he’s released. Finally, he can get a little justice for this treatment. He turns and raises a hand to strike Abram.

Abram takes off his hand as he swings.

Andrew gets full oversight on Spear’s punishment. They have him convicted of untoward behavior, trespassing, and then Andrew allows ‘attempted destruction or harm of royal property’ only when he’s told it adds heavy consequence.

Really, it doesn’t matter all that much. Everyone in that room for the proceedings knows why he’s really there, and maybe those three charges wouldn’t always add up to a death sentence, but Aaron has been waiting for this chance. He adds ‘intention of treason’ to the trespassing charge and tells Andrew to do what he will.

Andrew doesn’t let Abram near it when they carry out the sentence. He does go through with some of his plans for Drake - he won’t ever make Drake pay 1:1 for what he’s done, but the magnitude would have been similar, had they gotten that far. They don’t, though. Andrew is doing just fine watching the proceedings, letting it pass through his eyes and ears and only be remembered when he really wanted. He had been sure he wanted this, he’d been sure it would be satisfying and cathartic. But he wasn’t feeling those things as much as he should have been.

Part of the punishment for treason is flogging. Andrew sees the strikes fall and it looks vaguely familiar. He’s seen those wounds and scars before. And suddenly it comes to him all at once; he doesn’t want to be here. He doesn’t want to watch this. He just wants Drake dead. He wants Abram.

So he moves for the first time in several minutes.

“Enough. I’m finished.”

Aaron gives him a look but gestures to the soldiers or whoever else. Andrew stands and goes to leave and there’s a scuffle behind him, yells and pounding feet. Something unsheathed and then a heavy, sickening thud. Maybe even a cut off scream.

Even then he doesn’t turn around. He can’t make himself. Spear had charged him, he understands distantly. He doesn’t know who was just struck, but the only person that should have been so close to him was his brother.

He whispers, “…Aaron?”

“Go, Andrew,” Aaron says quietly, and Andrew finally breathes again. “Abram is waiting.”

So Andrew does go, and he spends a long time holding Abram, assuring himself that Abram is there in one piece and isn’t being harmed, Drake is no longer there and can’t harm anyone else. Maybe this is far enough in that Andrew can even let himself be held, too. So he does find the catharsis and satisfaction, but not in watching Drake suffer. Just in the fact that Abram allows him close enough to hold, to play with his hair, to fall asleep there curled up in the middle of his bed. Unused mattress to every side and no space between them.

#this man.... angers me #and yeah I still don’t have a read on the Spear house’s title #like I had them as Duke/Duchess #but I think Baron is a little lower on that totem pole #and there’s just something about Drake and Abram being the same rank that… I do not appreciate #ANYWAY that’s why this is very much a wip #we don’t gotta worry about it now #all that matters is that Drake is ✨gone✨ #also rest assured if Abram wasn’t between them and Andrew had a weapon #Abram would not have been the one taking off Spear’s hand for the dog comment #and also also #ash the ‘curled up in the middle of Andrew’s big ass royal bed’ just for u #bc it’s SO sweet #but I must be done here #fan art #my art #my writing #aftg #all for the game #neil josten #andrew minyard #andreil #royal au #dan wilds #aaron minyard #drake spear #asks #anon

[serenedash]

leans into microphone.

I don't listen to people that haven't played a new Kingdom Hearts game since 2006. Yes yes kh2 we all love it yes kh2fm is amazing yeah yeah we've all see kh2. Play more kh games, that is literally game number 3 in a series that's like 15 games ongoing. "It's confusing" it's just long as fuck so its a lot of information to take in and that's okay. People literally take so much time and care to explain the series and lore to people who are lost. Like just say you enjoy kh2's gameplay and move on, if you really cared about the series AS A SERIES you'd be paying attention to it as a whole. "Dream drop distance what a stupid title!!!" that is the LEAST stupid thing that has happened in this series. "It's on too many consoles" watch a cutscene movie. Read a wiki page! I own a Playstation TWO!!!!!!!!!! like I have nothing more recent other than my switch. Do you think I've played every game lmao??

Anyway stan kh mobile games I don't care if you don't like them its not a hot take by any stretch of the imagination to not like them. You should read my khux/dr plot summary actually <3

#im tired okay #the clowns found my kh twitter post #I dont hate kh2 I LOVE IT like everyone else. but there are more games. #that meme of the soldier getting attacked by all those knives while a kid sleeps in bed is me with the khux haters #I go on the internet and say 'please pay attention to kh plot especially khux' and I am DOGPILED #khux fans get behind me /j #every time im at a con and cosplaying khux you wouldnt BELIEVE the shit people say TO MY FACE #BEFORE ANYONE SAYS IT I WAS EXCLUSIVELY A F2P KHUX PLAYER!!!! I PLAYED DAY 1 ALL THE WAY TO THE END OF SERVICE TOTALLY FREE!!!! #I DO NOT GAMBLE!!!!!!! I WAS OVER LVL 500 AND I COULD RANK TOP 200 SOLO AND COLISEUM! I PLAYED EVERY SINGLE QUEST! #not proud mode tho admittedly that shit was hard #im rambling #khux #khdr

[kitnita]

matt murray gets his first career NHL shutout! — DAL vs MIN — 01.08.24

#hockey #stars #dallas stars #matt murray #okay i know i normally tag everyone because if i pick & choose i feel like a child kicking only one stuffed animal off the bed #but if i tagged everyone here i'd only be missing four guys from the roster & two of those four are miro and otter. so. alskjdhgf. #so INSTEAD in the tags i will rank my favorite matt murray's first nhl shutout headbops in a order of appearance #love that jani was the first guy to him like of COURSE #harls & daddy were both SO tender w it but only harls whispered sweet nothings so he gets a little bit of a leg up there #wedgie & mush were sweet with it like always #loved seeing robo tower over the goalie in the goalie bops. i think he's a little taller than wedge but he looks Tall tall next to murrs #and then pavs!! #long post // #z:edit

[lazaruspiss]

giving d/vin grayson shit for writing a rape scene is wild to me. she wasn't the first or last to write dick grayson into having decidedly non-consensual sex, just the first woman to write it and the first to try and make it a serious storyline about an abusive relationship before the arc got canned to make room for the batman war games event.

and hey. having rape in stories is ok. so is slasher gore, so is cannibalism, car wrecks, shoot outs, etc. people are allowed to have stories about life changing acts of violence. people can talk about things that are bad and scary. just grow up and come to terms with not everything being about you and your tastes.

#my official rankings of dick's canon rapes in order of how seriously the writing takes them: cat. liu. mirage #can u tell i read some bad takes last night and woke up on the wrong side of the bed #hey whats up i still hate that tumblr chose one of the few female authors to hate for things that male authors do even worse all the time!!

[scarefox]

Diversity win for Diao taking the lead again 🙌

also damn yes for the rare sight of 🤠🐎

#i love that about this couple #also are the domundi boys challenging each other for who will be more explct in their next drama? because ranking their NC scenes so far: #Cutie Pie ZeeNuNew🌶 -> Bed Friend NetJames 🌶🌶 -> Naughty Babe MaxNat 🌶🌶🌶 #naughty babe the series #ep6 #diao x yi

[webcxre]

ENA CHECK!!!

how's y'alls enas doing? since i know the first run (right) is a couple years old now

#ena #ena joel g #curious since she's a comfort character for a lot of the fandom if any are “well loved” rank yet #my ownaj's hands are getting a lil dirty but im afraid to wash her might ask to pick up baby wipes #LIKE. shes one of my bed guardians but im so so careful with her </3 #like i wont touch her if im sick or something as much as shes a comfort #(im ok with oswald getting beat up since he was secondhand and theres a LOT more 2009 oswalds out there)

[qqueenofhades]

Briefly lost my mind and considered doing a second PhD last night -- which, we can agree, is quite probably the worst idea I have ever had.

#hilary for ts #school stuff #i was in bed but i did the mental equivalent of sitting down until the thought went away #but the university i work at offers tuition waivers for faculty + staff #and has a top ranked international studies program that would work well with my history + current events + international politics interests #i just. i thought about it all right. #because i am exactly the kind of person who emerges from that and goes hmm. that was awful. we should do it again.

[sydmarch]

disco characters ranked by how much i like listening to their voice

#it was HARD to be objective w these lmao. i based my rankings around 'if this person was a video essay youtuber would i #put on one of their videos when going to bed yes or no' #texticles #de #disco elysium

[capelizabeth]

taylor’s worst sin MUSICALLY is putting the best songs on the deluxe edition because from the bottom of my heart what the FUCK was that???????

#taylor swift #the tortured poets department #jack antonoff when i catch you jack antonoff #get AWAY from her #they’re not doing anything interesting together anymore #like i was listening to the regular version and it was like this is goddamn elevator music #like god this might be worse than midnights even #the only songs that stuck out to me were loml and the smallest man who ever lived #i can do it with a broken heart was pretty fun and i did like the florence feature #but daddy i love him is quite literally one of her worst songs ever i’m so serious #not just bc it’s about ratty healy it’s so bad #i was giving the album maybe a 6.5/10 then i got to the 2am tracks #with loml and tsmwel rating a lot higher but still #but god aaron CARRIED these 2am tracks #the theme is still there but it’s like a completely different album it’s so much better #why is it like this???? #who’s idea was this???? #bc the main album kinda sucks #jack antonoff ur dead to me #i need relisten and get some sleep before i have a ranking #bc rn i do think the 3am tracks did fall off a get a little dreary towards the end #anyway it’s 3am i need to go to bed #ellie chats

[fluffypotatey]

S5 Dark Merlin is very "mark me down as sad and horny" bc Merls bby no, but also yisssss.

I can very much see him as being mostly beyond all that moral agonising he used to do and now just goes straight for the most efficient solution, and if that happens to be murder, oh well. But at the same time he's still has a sense of morality.

Like, if he found out a lord or whatever was abusing his wife, Merlin, basically an assassin and a physician in his own right, would just poison the mf

s5 dark merlin is something that can be so personal

#he is the shadow puppet in the sense that he is the one who holds a knife to your throat the moment you lay in your bed after conspiring #a coup against his king. he's the shadow nobles talk about in hushed murmurs to each other fearing that it will hear them #(merlin always hears them) #merlin stood by while he watched arthur be led astray by agravaine and watched as it broke his king to pieces #merlin says never again #never again will he watch as his king and best friend be manipulated or tricked by high ranking nobles who seek nothing but power #never again will he let another person use gwen (his first friend and queen) as a way to get to arthur because how DARE they undermine her #never again will people walk over and harm the people he loves #he has stood by long enough and watched as lancelot died twice as freya died too young as will died lying for merlin #never again says merlin as he turns his back to the rest of the cruel world and clutches his loves ones like they're his lifeline #(they are of course they are) #bamf merlin #bbc merlin #merlin emrys #s5 dark merlin will not hesitate #dark!merlin

[doubledyke]

how would you rank season 5 episodes, from the worst to the best one? thanks for attention.

hey anytime! buuuuut i'm mentally exhausted by this time of the week so i'll have to cut this for time. i'll name a couple of my favorite and least favorite eps from season 5.

least favorites are gonna be i am curious ed and run ed run. just super boring to me.

i almost said mission ed-possible just because edd is SUCH a bootlickin' bitch in the episode. it sheds light on a very unflattering aspect of his personality. its surprising how underhanded he is, especially with ed. as much as it makes my skin crawl.... i love it. i also think it's a great start to the season, giving insight into how the characters interact/behave/perform in school. so, it narrowly avoids being a least favorite for me.

as far as favorites 🤔

i think pick an ed is a pretty funny and sad look at eddy's desperate need for approval. he'd literally abandon his entire life and best friends just to have a taste of conditional acceptance from people he doesn't even like. the bit where he says "feels like they're setting me up for something"... oof.

i like smile for the ed because edd very nearly redeems himself for being such a [redacted]. he's such a good friend in this episode, right up until the end. but i'll let it slide. i can indulge in some eddy torture every now and then, especially when it's psychological in nature. builds character. but goddamn the kids are so FUCKED in this episode. i really like how they animated the scene where eddy goes into the caf and they're wearing his photo as masks. it truly is a nightmare and he freaks out so hard. it's great.

tinker ed is the reason i'm in this god forsaken (affectionate) fandom to begin with. that gay ass scene - you know the one. the episode itself doesn't really stand out for any other reason, but i felt that since it was the catalyst of my brain worms 10 years ago, it deserved a mention.

#thank you for asking! sorry i couldn't rank them but unfortunately i have to go lay in bed and scream into my pillow for the next 5 hours #text

[thecoolblackwaves]

Tagged by @meadowlarkx to do this super fun Fandom game! Rate these fanfiction tropes here

I tag @dovewifes @seasaltsparrow @lordgrimwing @nighttimepatrons @lvsifer no pressure of course!

#i had to think on this for a bit #i surprised myself with some of my rankings lol #absolute favs are requited pining first kiss pwp friends to lovers sharing a bed #ive read afew fics with all those in one and the serotonin it gave me was unreal #fandom #tag game #mutuals

[babygray]

From Minna no Ranking, in current rank order:

#gintama #kagura #imai nobume #shimura tae #mutsu #tama #kouka #sarutobi ayame #tsukuyo #okita mitsuba #yagyuu kyuubei #i went to bed thinking: what does the girl ranking look like. #the japanese has it as 'cutest female' and the link has 'best female'