#i didnt

[murdrdocs]

hazel and her gf making a movieee(if yk what i meannn) with a mommy kink 😮‍💨

smut 17+

there’s an old camera in her hands. almost ancient in both of your opinions, one of the ones with a strap on one side and a viewfinder on the other. the rectangle is flipped out, and hazel turns it around so you can see yourself in it. 

sat on the bed, legs spread as your hand rests between your pillowy thighs. your fingers move languidly, stroking your clit as you watch hazel. her free hand is wrapped around her strap on, a newer  one, a little girthier and a pretty lilac color instead of the usual hot pink. 

“you see how pretty you look?” she asks you, taking a step closer and allowing you to really look at yourself. 

you nod, entirely too focused on how close she is to you now. her dick isn’t far from your cunt at this point, and you can’t help but shake your hips, nonverbally begging for her attention. 

hazel coos, the sound starting to sound more natural and normal from her lips with practice. she’d gotten insanely comfortable with you within the past few weeks, to the point where it was easy for her to push you into submission, dominating you in a way you’d never been able to predict. 

“are you getting desperate for mommy? hm? you want mommy’s cock?” 

her words alone are enough to have you losing it a little. but when she takes a half step forward, and slaps your pussy with the silicon head of her cock? you unabashedly moan, the sound breaking off at the end to make you feel even more pathetic.

hazel snickers, starting to run the cock along your cunt, your lips sandwiching the lubed up silicon. each time, the head catches your clit, and your bite onto your bottom lips gets stronger and stronger until you're sure you're drawing blood.

"hazel, please, don't tease."

she leans down, pressing a kiss to your forehead that's just barely captured on camera. then, she turns the viewfinder back to its original position, passes the camera to you, and grips your thighs.

she slides her cock in, the new appendage stretching you out more than you'd expected. your head starts to loll off to the side, the camera doing the same. hazel slaps your tummy with just enough force to bring you to attention. "make sure you record us, baby. need you to see how good i fuck you."

#short n sweet #bc i thought i already posted this ... #i didnt #hazelsworld! #celeste writes misc #hazel callahan x reader #hazel callahan x you #hazel callahan smut #hazel callahan

[maddiedrawz]

i love mirror selfies

probably gonna draw more •-•

#i DID NOT use hayley atwell's back as a ref- #i didnt #happy bday to her btw #anyways-- #supercorp #supergirl #lena luthor #kara danvers #kara zor el #kara x lena #supergirl fanart #supercorp fanart #dc comics #dc fanart #art #artists on tumblr #wlw art

[tohot4u]

Blackfrost au macaque doodle

#Don’t think I forget about my au #I didnt #But designing is so hard #Eyeyeyyyey #lego monkie kid #six eared macaque #macaque #liu er mihou #blackfrostau #lmk au art #Blackfrost lmk au

[shrimpster-hipster]

Part 2 ayy

Went kinda further with that one. Can't say no to old man yaoi

(If the body looks different on the first one it's because I did not draw the pose, my sister did)

Anyways, hope you enjoy

Part 1

#simon petrikov #simon petrikov fanart #winter king #winter king fanart #winterkov #fionna and cake #fionna and cake fanart #adventure time #adventure time fanart #gay #old man yaoi #suggestive #digital art #shrimpzarts #i was so close to cock block yall #i didnt #enjoy

[spfswithchipotlemayo]

Neil, on the bus back to Palmetto after the Ravens game: So you know how I promised not to lie to you guys anymore? Uh... Last night I was taken in front of Ichirou and watched him blow Riko's brains out. Also Tetsuji is stepping down as coach. That's really going to affect their next season. We'll have to train to beat the Trojans in the final next year

Everyone else: .... Neil

#just completely blew by the big news #riko dying will affect neils future less than a coach change in the ravens #so hes like why should we talk about that part #foxes are horrified #kevin is actively trying to die of alcohol poisoning #they ask wait couls you have died last night by Yakuza? #Neils like yeah #so? #i didnt #aftg #neil josten #the foxhole court #all for the game #andreil #riko moriyama #ichirou moriyama

[sprung-from-the-grave]

Gotta be honest, not a fan of how they turned out. I wanted to make them look like they were in the games style but.. I don’t got it. I think there’s too many rounded and like, refined edges. Maybe they’re too symmetrical as well. I’ll have to work on that if I want to do this again. If anyone has tips to get that ‘Psychonauts’ style I’d be oober grateful‼️🙏

#really sorry about all the cringe-ass crossovers everyone!! #I just wanted them to look quirky and silly 😫 #alas #i didnt #g1 #transformers #jazz #prowl #you think those two are picking up radio signals with those biogass prongs in the air #psychonauts #razputin aquato #milla vodello #sasha nein #coach oleander #morceau oleander

[majorproblems77]

So, because I have way too much time on my hands.

@trippygalaxy I blame you for this

Introducing a new segment - Skyward Sword Link ranks the beds of Skyloft

(Yes I found and slept in everyone I could - no I don't regret it man got a month's worth of sleep)

Starting with the academy beds (Not including his)

Fledge

8/10 - cute vibes, like the plants.

Crawlin

3/10 - Lower bunks are overrated

Groose

0/10 - Crawlin is a bitch and wouldn't let me sleep

Karane

7/10 - Bed kinda short, rooms got cute vibes tho

Zelda

10/10 - But Link misses his girlfriend

Instructor horwell

100/10 - Got Mia cuddles 10/10 would sleep again

Instructor Owlan

7/10 - Love a good book, but this is ridiculous

Now for the rest of Skyloft

Orielle and Parrow

7/10 - Good vibes but just different flavours of the same bed

Peatrice's house

4/10 - Bamboo aint the most comfy and the heart bed is just odd

Piper's house

2/10 - house is too cramped not comfy vibes for sleeping

Kukiel's House

9/10 - Massive bed best for starfishing good rest

Beedle's airship

1/10 - Bad for the back, awful for the rest, never again

Pipit's house

2/10 - SO... MUCH.... DUST

Rupin's house

4/10 - Identical beds, but the curtains are nice I guess?

Bertie's house

5/10 - Average bed, kiddo was loud tho...

Gondo' house

6/10 - Same bed different flavours, but with nice colours :D

Sparrot's house

7/10 - Good vibes again, here for the pretty lights above the bed

Fave napping bench

100000/10 - Best spot to nap on the island, great view

Hope you enjoyed looking through this totally pointless post :D

I spent way to long on this hahaha

#SKSW Link #Bed ranking #did you know you can sleep in every single bed (near enough) in skyloft #i didnt #i do now #some of these were hard to track down lol #Link is sleepy #SKSW Link ranks the beds of skyloft? #This took me so long lmao #SO MUCH RUNNING AROUND #This was a simple conversation that spiraled out of control #i love it #Please give this some love i spent way to long doing this #Skyward sword #SKSW #loz sksw #loz skyward sword #loz ss

[bettertwin9000]

Btw how did you put those subcutaneous trackers in ur fam without them noticing? Did you use a big ass needle or cut em open or what? Yall must have a really high pain tolerance or sum 😭

Now I couldn't tell you that now could I but if I WERE to put trackers INTO them- then I assure you- it was a painless procedure.

#but #i didnt #so #rottmnt #rottmnt donnie #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise donnie #unpause rise of the tmnt #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt leo #rise leo #disaster twins #save rise of the tmnt

[simplee-giggles]

My therapist said to me today that's there no better therapy than laughter

👀

Was that a good time to tell her I like tickling

#i didnt #just froze #but like #cuddles and tickles pls and thx

[benrybenrybenry-chr]

I have decided to be a silly little guy and finish a sketch like a maniac

WOOOOOOO <- hasn't finished a sketch in months I think

#acd canon #acd holmes #sherlock holmes #sherlock holmes art #I was meant to draw other things today #I didnt #I just did this #because (mostly) monochromatic shit felt easier #he's a thinkin!

[needycatboy]

did you guys know you can get eaten out within an inch of your life?

#i didnt #they speak #mlm nsft #nblm nsft #nblnb nsft #trans nsft #t4t nsft #ftm nsft

[bluudpop]

the stupids

#hws austria #aph austria #hws prussia #aph prussia #roderich edelstein #gilbert beilschmidt #pruaus #hetalia #i was going to make a small comic out of this bc of a tiktok i saw but #i didnt #bdhjfsknasbhfewfuhiewjv #anyway i hate gay people #<- joke #my art

[cottoncandysprite]

I feel like one of the worst things about the Freddie affair is that thanks to the Dick Curse™ Nandor was canonically thinking of Guillermo while fucking a clone of his boyfriend

#we all forgot #i didnt #i hate it here i want to go home #wwdits #nandermo #nandor the relentless #guillermo de la cruz #freddie wwdits

[shiresome]

I LOVE HER

#i know i said id wrap up the doodles and get to actual drawings but #i didnt #sorry! #mortal kombat #nitara #fanart #mk #shire art #reptile

[hehehereliesmysanity]

I hope Wilmon get to brush their teeth side by side. I don’t know why and it is so random but also not. I am still thinking about Simon packing his toothbrush for his weekend with Wille. It would be so cute.

#It is almost 2 am for me and I am gonna go to bed for real this time #but i would be happy if this happens #i definitely didnt think about this while brushing my teeth #i didnt #young royals #wilmon #just wilmon things

[tangledinink]

just almost took adderall instead of melatonin by mistake

#I DIDNT #but i caME CLOSE #txt posts