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thebirdsandthebats · 1 year

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Jason, after breaking into Tim’s boat mid-patrol to use his med kit: uh…hi.

Bernard, who was already in Tim’s boat eating his leftovers: are you the fucking red hood???!

Jason: ….nobody will believe you. *leaves*

Bernard: ???? what the FUCK

#he calls Tim like babe red hood just bled on your floor #Tim trying to act unalarmed: uh huh sure he did bear #Bernard: I SWEAR—#batfamily #dc comics #tim drake #jason todd #bernard dowd #timbern #timber

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catmanbowser · 2 years

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Say it kon. Say that you love and support your homie rob.

#tim drake #kon el #timkon #<- lol does this count #i keep seeing kon holding his hands tenderly so i made this #bcs it’ll be devastating for kon bcs he couldve shoot his shot but yknow how it is witht these two #let timberkon happen 2022..uh 2023?#bernard dowd ily you’re so very good for my boy timtams #i hope bernie meets kon one day

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mamawasatesttube · 6 months

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not to be a bitch but like. i can never take "ohhhh kon is soOOoOoo sad about tim/ber uwaahhhh he's in love with tim but it's unrequited waaahhhh" angst seriously because like... i get it, the only thing you know about kon is that he's the other half of a popular m/m tim ship, but uh. rebirth kon is living an existential fucking nightmare. i think he's got way bigger fish to fry than whether the tim who only kind of remembers him at all is dating some other guy lmao

#rebirth tim even after getting his memories of kon back feels more like at least some of them are very vague and dreamlike #and of course ymmv interpretation wise but to me. if my friend no longer remembers formative experiences they shared with me clearly #i would not feel like they are the exact same friend i lost. i think that's a horrifying kind of grief. this is not the same person #like in yj19 tim refers to the memory yj98 issue 7 camping trip as being like a dream he once had #and kon has to be like uh that was real #like SORRY I JUST DON'T THINK HE'S THAT PRESSED ABOUT PRIME EARTH TIM'S DATING LIFE LMAO #SUPERMAN doesn't remember him and you're telling me he's moping about BERNARD??????#anyway. this has been another episode of ''i like timkon but everyone else in the timkon tag is my fucking enemy'' with rimi merils #holds up a knife. appreciate kon as a character outside of tim or else. i am no longer asking #rimi talks #kon

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swordofazrael1992 · 1 year

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they are stupid and gay and i hate them (<- lying)

#timber #timkon #what is kon and bernard’s ship name #ummm uh #konber? no that’s stupid #anyway #timberkon #tim drake #conner kent #kon el #bernard does #dc #fake twitter #fake twt #dc fake twitter #dc fake twt #i think i’m so clever abt bernard’s handle

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qcomicsy · 1 year

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THERES NO WAY BERNARD GAVE TIM A NECKLACE WITH HIS INITIAL IN IT

#fucking early 2000's nightmare #THIS IS SO FUCKING CHEESY #'gays have such good sense of style' uh huh explain them two #gay rights except for tim and his corny ass boyfriend #troy bolton variant #jk jk the issue was adorable I'm happy for them #Bernard disown your own parents the both suck ass #timbern #Tim Drake: Robin #Tim Drake #Bernard Dowd #q rambles #q talks comics #can't believe i have to say that but do not sexualize any of them under this post

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coldarena · 2 months

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stalag squad

#deMARCOOOOOOO #masters of the air #john egan #gale cleven #charles cruikshank #bernard demarco #uh idk anyone else ummm #frank murphy #glenn graham #i think?

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yuriinadress · 5 months

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OK one good thing that I loved about Fitzmartin's writing of Bernard in this issue was that he's just some fucking guy. Like he's always been some fucking guy pre and post n52 but he's some guy with a lot of charisma and it's weird kind of charisma that specifically works on Gothamites (yeah he hasn't actually met anyone else that isn't from Gotham but I fucking know I'm right)

So seeing that panel with Bernard leading a group of boat queers, emotionally unstable bat vigilantes, and Detective Williams and Darcy gave me just so much validation. Because I can absolutely see him in this kind of role again, gathering up random Gothamites, whether he knows they're vigilantes or not, and just leading/working with them???

And just putting it out there, I think it would be a great way to reintroduce some forgotten gothamites like colin wilkes or the ga kids

#uh anyways yeah #still a good idea #bernard dowd #yuri yelling

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kafka-ohdear · 1 month

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hello duck :D since i just came back from a grocery run 💀😭 for brenny and dougley post war or modern au (whatever) what's your thoughts on them going shopping for groceries?? i mean of course dougley is the old married coupleᵀᴹ type and brenny would take meatball with them for sure (yes unfortunately this is exactly what i was thinking when I went for groceries 💀💀)

idk what kind of coincidence is this but my mom just asked me to get some groceries when i was answering this ask 😭

!!!!! alright you got me when you hit send this ask 😈

tw: long ass and random post about my headcanons for them 😭,,,

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for dougley, i think it's like:

- blakely pays. of course.

- blakely is (un)surprisingly good at choosing fruits & vegetables etc, and he is like a professional yk. he has everything planned out and follows the exact list. nothing more, nothing less.

- dougie? that man doesn't know what is a shopping list. he likes something, he'll buy it.

- maybe i'm delulu rn but i think dougie can literally buy anything (mostly candies and random stuff) because: one, he doesm't meed to pay under any circumstances; two, blakely likes to see him smiles when he gets his favourite treats.

- okay. the neckerchief. based on the fact that blakely handles grocery runs very well, i'm convinced that dougie has tried at least once to tie the neckerchief onto blakely's head in the babushka style (idk im sorry about my poor vocabulary 💀💀,,,).

- blakely didn't resist him doing so, but he's already working on the plot of his revenge on dougie (yes i'm talking about the "coquette" bow 💀...).

- the kids in the supermarket/grocery store likes them (😭 idk because blakely has the grandpa aura to me,,, and dougie surely loves playing with kids) so whenever the kids see them doing grocery, they'd wave at the couple and talk to them.

- blakely does most of the things, and dougie will help him with smaller stuff like putting the groceries into their vehicle or help him carry some of them back home.

- dougie would steal some of the treats or some random stuff when blakely is unpacking the bags, which usually is blakely's.

- blakely knows but he wouldn't say a thing but plots on his great revenge mission instead

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and in my mind brenny would be like:

- they certainly would bring their child aka meatball along with them whenever they are going out for groceries.

- they have zero clue what to buy for their meals and end up taking loads of random stuff back home.

- brady like canned meat. demarco doesn't. they argue over the problem that demarco throws up whenever he smells canned meat, but brady always wins and gets to buy some because their beloved meatball likes canned meat as well.

- brenny is the kind of couple would buy ice cream or other small treats after getting groceries.

- hmmm i have a feeling they might take a walk around (somewhere near there idk,,,) so meatball could enjoy some fresh air before going home.

- BTW ABOUT THE CLOTHING. i think brady would dress kinda??? like a fashion icon??? and demarco would wear clothes like some random ass guy with white t-shirt and black shorts with some slippers,,,

- demarco packs & unpacks things for almost all the time while brady uses entertaining meatball as an excuse.

- demarco doesn't mind because he loves seeing his two favourite person (i kinda feel like he would refer to them as "creatures" to tease brady 💀) happy together,,,

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i'm really sorry for this long ass post and shitty headcanons but 😭😭😭 i hope you like them,,,

#dougley #james douglass #everett blakely #i'm so in love with them #brenny #😭😭😭😭😭#john brady #bernard demarco #demarcooo #mota #masters of the air #the duck answering stuffs #nuh uh imagine demarco wearing dép tổ ong.....

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thatdamnokie · 4 months

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i was four when the santa clause came out and i’ve had a crush on bernard this entire time.

#personal #uh tags #the santa clause #bernard #bernard the elf #david krumholtz #look david is just handsome okay little!morgan stood no chance

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allisticlucien · 2 months

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i think i huave autism

#i love you my selection of blonde men #do you think bernard dowd and dirk would gaf about each other ☹️#do you think they would sit in a room and not talk or talk too much #both of them are talkers #they both infodump like crazy #but also would they even infodump about things that relate or would they just not have anything in common #and uh dave is there tok #*too #he would also talk too much but it would be the glue that makes bernard and dirk friends #like the bridge to get them to start talking to each other #without dave i dont think they would interact ever #i think i have more blonde men i dont ember #tasm harry but hes only blonde in that movie otherwise hes ginger so #anyway... el oh el #roxy ill kill you

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enniewritesathing · 7 months

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memory management (🔪2)

⏮️Previous || (📚Previous Stories) || ▶️Beginning

⚠️Contains the following: blood cw, knife cw, torture cw, open wound cw, stabbing cw ⚠️

(Charles inspects his 'patient', making mental notes.)

(My my. Such a specimen, this one.)

(His body has gotten taut and firm since the last time he's seen him. The full sleeved tattoo surprised him; Charles guesses that eventually the right side will be filled out as well. A shame that his veins will be obscured completely.)

(Better take advantage of that fact. His eyes sweep over The Werewolf's musculature. Certainly--)

(Charles' train of thought disappears as he hears heavy-duty locks disengage, followed by padding footsteps.) "There you are, Bernard."

Bernard: "Oh, eugh, don't say my name like that."

(Bernard looks at Charles and then his hand.) "Am I interrupting something, 'cos... you look like you need five minutes."

Charles: (distractedly) "No."

Bernard: "I don't believe you."

Charles: "I am simply studying. And curious. I've actually been looking forward to this day."

Bernard: "For how long?"

Charles: "Long enough."

Bernard: (snorts) "Oh, really? What are you planning with that big ass knife of yours?"

(Charles countinues traces the veins again on The Werewolf's arm, feeling his strong pulse bound under his finger.) "We're gonna see how fast a lycan can heal. I'm sure you've heard the stories and myths how they can shrug off a mortal wound within minutes."

"I'd figure we can put it to the test. See how that goes."

Bernard: "And you're sure he's completely under? Like, he's not gonna spring up and rip one of us a new one?"

Charles: "No; we have a two hour limit. I made sure the bags that we have contain the paralytics so we don't have to worry about dilution."

(Bernard whistles.) "Hell of a contingency."

(Bernard reaches down to caress The Werewolf's jaw, tilting his head slightly towards him.) "You know, I always thought werewolves were supposed to be big, hairy an' ugly? This one's a goddamn supermodel!"

(Under his breath, he asks, "What is his routine...?")

(He pauses.) "He's too pretty. Maybe you should start with his face?"

(Charles runs his finger across the jagged edge of the knife.) "I'll do no such thing. There's no value in cosmetic damage."

(Bernard tsks.) "You're no fun."

Charles: "On the contrary. You sound jealous, Bernard."

Bernard: "S'making an observation, that's all. You sounded awfully protective there."

(Bernard looks up with a mischievous smile on his face.) "Wait, I see what's going on. Char, you haven't stopped smilin' and admirin' since I got here. He's got you all hot an' bothered; you're stroking the knife. Haha, oh my god."

Charles: "And what does that mean?"

Bernard: "“Ooooh, you wanna fuck him sooo bad. You should see how stupid you look right now. It's an interesting look.”

(Charles looks up at Bernard.) "Shut the hell up."

Bernard: "Hey, you're the one with the big ass knife. That's not exactly subtle. You wanna fuck him~"

Charles: "Enough. We've wasted enough time with your nonsense."

(His assistant cackles and Charles briefly considers stabbing him. Unfortunately he can't because he'd be killing off help and they are very hard to come by.)

(Charles places a hand on The Werewolf's shoulder and readies the knife in the other.)

Bernard: "How long you think this will take?"

Charles: "We're about to find out."

(Charles settles the tip of the knife on one the The Werewolf's veins.)

(Such vascularity.) "Daniel, you there?"

Daniel: (over the intercom) "Yeah."

Charles: "Start on my count. One, two--"

"--three!"

(With one smooth, swift motion, Charles slashes the knife across The Werewolf's arm, spilling blood on the floor.)

(The Werewolf roars in pain.)

Bernard: "Holy shit."

(The Werewolf hisses through gritted teeth in an effort to control his breathing. Charles presses down on his shoulder to pin him him down; he watches as he flexes under his grip.)

(As sudden as the cut was made, the large wound had stopped bleeding. Charles cut near the bone and already the dermis was healing.)

Charles: "Time?"

Daniel: (over the intercom) "A minute and fifty-four."

(Charles smiles as he wipes the warm blood onto his gloved hand.) "Oh, that's just perfect."

"Bernard?"

(Bernard hesitates.) "Yeah?"

Charles: (too sweetly) "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

(Bernard squints.) "I have a guess but I have a feeling doesn't compare to yours."

Charles: "Speak it anyway."

Bernard: "You're just getting started."

"Aren't you?"

(Charles laughs.) "My, am I that obvious?"

// Next⏩

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elirium · 5 months

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Sometimes i see these polls here with what comes first to your mind when thinking of [insert state here] and i never can click anything because i never heard of any of the options.

#Exept utah. I knew about the mormons #The only thing i know about them is that they have??? Many children? Idk #elis posts #I know some things about ohio as well. Uh it was mentioned in Saint Bernard. And the rock music museum or something #These are all states i know anything about. Thank you for reading my ramblings

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youngoffender · 7 months

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