"waaaah the special effects are cheesy" "waaaah they play fast and loose with history" "waaaah it's full of progressive ideas" IT'S DOCTOR WHO BITCH do you go to an Italian restaurant and complain that there's pasta and tomatoes
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The Olive Garden manager approaches my table assertively. "Sir, we know we said 'unlimited' garlic sticks, but this is a bit excessive."
"More!" I yell. "More, now!"
A fifth wave of vampires has shown up in the parking lot. My throwing arm is getting tired.
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HOLY SHIT GUYS IT'S INTERNATIONAL ASEXUALITY DAY! BREAK OUT YOUR BREADSTICK SWORDS AND YOUR MARINARA BOMBS, IT'S OFFICIALLY TIME TO WAGE OUR WAR AGAINST THE APHOBES
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Homemade Soft Breadsticks
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The MOST IMPORTANT ambigram in existence!
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Kaito's Word of the Day: Bread
We got bread on deck, bread on the floor.
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Cheese Breadsticks - Countryside Cravings
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I’ve seen some weird misunderstanding posts here on tumblr so
(If you want to add your country or general region in tags all the better, I’m so curious)
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