I feel like every time I turn around I draw him differently 💀 but the time away from drawing also isn’t helping so I’ll let it slide for now
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im gonna make a future Tessa design so unhinged-
wym shes dead, you probably just had a bad dream bro 🙄
to the person who asked for jessa hcs, youre the real mvp here buddy 😔👌 ill get to it real soon👌👌👌
[ok but fr tho im so tired of schoolwork, i just wanna draw, please end me- ]
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I am so ready to go an an ✨️ ADVENTURE ✨️
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being a waitress is like ugh i hope it’s slow bc i don’t wanna work but also i hope it’s busy bc i need money but also i hope it’s not busy bc i give bad service when i’m super busy but also i hope it’s not slow bc i get so bored when i have nothing to do but also i hope it’s busy but i hope it’s slow but i hope it’s busy but i hope it’s slow
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you’ll have to find out because I’m not telling (≧◡≦)
-the one anon that keeps bugging you
keep bugging me anon. im happi to be bugged
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DREAM'S DOING A TWITTER SPACE!! In the BATH!!! And I'm at WORK!!! WHYY??
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I love how my managers treat breaks /s. they'll ask "are you going to take a break today?" and I'm here like our store does not close for five and half more hours, plus we have to clean, you legally have to give me a break "yep. which break slot can I have?"
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Little old Italian lady: Do you have zucchini?
Me: Yes, right here.
Lady: Is how much?
Me: $2.99 a pound.
Lady: It's usually $1.49.
Me: Yes, in the summer.
Lady, pauses, then grabs two: I put it in a soup.
Me: Oh nice, what kind are you making?
Lady: You will not fantasize about my soup.
And then she walked away. "You will not fantasize about my soup" will be in my head forever. I love you, little old Italian lady.
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"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.
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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method
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Ideal work schedule:
I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks
I complete the list
I leave immedietly
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