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cokoweee · 2 months
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dweamofsweep · 2 months
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I feel like every time I turn around I draw him differently 💀 but the time away from drawing also isn’t helping so I’ll let it slide for now
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wild-penguin · 8 months
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I am so ready to go an an ✨️ ADVENTURE ✨️
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quackywastaken · 3 months
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being a waitress is like ugh i hope it’s slow bc i don’t wanna work but also i hope it’s busy bc i need money but also i hope it’s not busy bc i give bad service when i’m super busy but also i hope it’s not slow bc i get so bored when i have nothing to do but also i hope it’s busy but i hope it’s slow but i hope it’s busy but i hope it’s slow
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graveyardrabbit · 1 year
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Melancholy! At The Mortuary
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napnottaken · 1 year
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DREAM'S DOING A TWITTER SPACE!! In the BATH!!! And I'm at WORK!!! WHYY??
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ay-asterisms · 2 years
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I love how my managers treat breaks /s. they'll ask "are you going to take a break today?" and I'm here like our store does not close for five and half more hours, plus we have to clean, you legally have to give me a break "yep. which break slot can I have?"
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@magitekconveyor
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wastehound-voof · 2 months
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Little old Italian lady: Do you have zucchini?
Me: Yes, right here.
Lady: Is how much?
Me: $2.99 a pound.
Lady: It's usually $1.49.
Me: Yes, in the summer.
Lady, pauses, then grabs two: I put it in a soup.
Me: Oh nice, what kind are you making?
Lady: You will not fantasize about my soup.
And then she walked away. "You will not fantasize about my soup" will be in my head forever. I love you, little old Italian lady.
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stargoyle · 18 days
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"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.
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theriverbeyond · 1 month
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Ideal work schedule:
I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks
I complete the list
I leave immedietly
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lotrmusical · 2 months
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never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱
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bonesandthebees · 26 days
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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method
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diabloku · 2 months
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Lucifer: *enters the hotel*
Alastor: I cast vicious mockery 😈
An animation my sis and I made for fun
Music is Perception Check by Tom Cardy.
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anartificialsatellite · 3 months
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The older I get the more I admire people who are earnestly, genuinely into whatever their thing is. I know it sounds like an annoying cliche but unless you're being cruel or hurtful there is really no need to be normal about things. The dude with the bad fake accent at the renaissance faire is having the time of his life. The people having photoshoots with their fashion dolls are loving it. The old lady with a yard unreasonably full of tacky ass lawn ornaments is having a blast, HOA be damned.
Don't waste your time being too cool to have fun, y'know?
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