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cokoweee · 3 months
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dweamofsweep · 3 months
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I feel like every time I turn around I draw him differently 💀 but the time away from drawing also isn’t helping so I’ll let it slide for now
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jazzyblusnowflake · 1 month
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im gonna make a future Tessa design so unhinged-
wym shes dead, you probably just had a bad dream bro 🙄
to the person who asked for jessa hcs, youre the real mvp here buddy 😔👌 ill get to it real soon👌👌👌
[ok but fr tho im so tired of schoolwork, i just wanna draw, please end me- ]
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wild-penguin · 10 months
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I am so ready to go an an ✨️ ADVENTURE ✨️
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quackywastaken · 5 months
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being a waitress is like ugh i hope it’s slow bc i don’t wanna work but also i hope it’s busy bc i need money but also i hope it’s not busy bc i give bad service when i’m super busy but also i hope it’s not slow bc i get so bored when i have nothing to do but also i hope it’s busy but i hope it’s slow but i hope it’s busy but i hope it’s slow
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sh1-n0bu · 1 month
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you’ll have to find out because I’m not telling (≧◡≦)
-the one anon that keeps bugging you
keep bugging me anon. im happi to be bugged
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graveyardrabbit · 1 year
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Melancholy! At The Mortuary
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napnottaken · 2 years
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DREAM'S DOING A TWITTER SPACE!! In the BATH!!! And I'm at WORK!!! WHYY??
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ay-asterisms · 2 years
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I love how my managers treat breaks /s. they'll ask "are you going to take a break today?" and I'm here like our store does not close for five and half more hours, plus we have to clean, you legally have to give me a break "yep. which break slot can I have?"
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theriverbeyond · 3 months
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Ideal work schedule:
I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks
I complete the list
I leave immedietly
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epoxyconfetti · 4 months
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@magitekconveyor
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why is ao3 is blocked on the hospital wifi????
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wastehound-voof · 4 months
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Little old Italian lady: Do you have zucchini?
Me: Yes, right here.
Lady: Is how much?
Me: $2.99 a pound.
Lady: It's usually $1.49.
Me: Yes, in the summer.
Lady, pauses, then grabs two: I put it in a soup.
Me: Oh nice, what kind are you making?
Lady: You will not fantasize about my soup.
And then she walked away. "You will not fantasize about my soup" will be in my head forever. I love you, little old Italian lady.
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pirateprincessjess · 2 months
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When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.
I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.
One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.
The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?
The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”
I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.
It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.
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Art by: Henry James Garrett
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