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#Evan emh x reader
zahmbie · 1 year
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Do you think you could possibly do period comfort hcs (if that makes you comfortable) with some of the emh/mh crew? (You don’t have to do them all, literally it’s whoever you’d like to write for) Our new manager is kinda mean, and these cramps are not helping- I am a sad little puddle of pain, who desperately needs a hug/cuddle ; ;
Aw, I hope your cramps are better anon! I picked HABIT, Evan, Jay, and Brian! Reader is afab but gender neutral :)
HABIT
HABITs got a weird sixth sense thing where he knows when you’re gonna to be on your period before you do. He doesn’t know how he knows. Or at least he says he doesn’t. 
He doesn’t have a lot to help with pain relief (another area that’s the opposite of his usual job), but Evan left an old bottle of ibuprofen in the bathroom. You probably don’t need a heating pad, every person HABIT possesses runs super warm, he’s like a heated body pillow. 
Beyond that he’s taken to his new best way of trying to comfort you, you on his lap and a cat on yours. Both of them are purring (HABIT’s sounds more like a growl), and HABIT is petting you with one hand and the cat with the other.
Evan
Evan doesn’t have to deal with periods anymore, but when he did have them he relied on exercise to help! Yoga’s a great cooldown for a workout but relaxing the muscles also helps a lot with cramps. 
If you’re willing, he’ll roll out two yoga mats and show you every move he knows that’ll help. If you’re into it he’d be so so into a workout date. When you aren’t in pain of course.
His main focus is trying to make you feel better, obviously. But if he happens to show off how strong and flexible he is while doing it, that’s a bonus :)
Afterwards, he makes some snacks and lets you pick out something from his movie collection, and you two snuggle in a blanket on the couch.
Jay
Jay’s also got firsthand experience here! His ideal way of dealing with cramps was just laying down face first on his bed, directly on top of a heating pad. If you want that, boy does he have a set up for you!
He preferred to be left alone when he was in the worst of cramps, so he might assume you would want that too. He’s set up his bed all nice for you, just grab his sleeve before he can leave and tug him in to cuddle beside you.
He brings his laptop to bed so you guys can spend all day watching YouTube videos and going on random internet forums. You guys have fallen down so many obscure internet drama rabbit holes.
Brian
Brian knows what he’s doing in caring for you! He’s as knowledgeable as he can be on a thing he hasn’t experienced. He’s the only guy on this list who hasn’t had a period.
As soon as you bring it up he’s asking what he can do for you, you need pain killers? Favorite drink or a treat? You just wanna cuddle in bed for a while? He’s getting out extra blankets and pillows right now.
He’s also taking care of anything you have to do around the house. He’s not letting you do chores, you’re literally bleeding, lay back down!
What do the guys do when asked to get pads/tampons?
Forgets what you wanted, grabs the first thing they see: HABIT
Remembers and gets what you asked for: Jay
Remembers what you asked for but sends a “What size pussy you got” text cause they think it’s funny: Evan, Brian
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please can you do evan x gn!reader hcs??? literally just how you think evan would be in a relationship I'm so desperate for emh content 😭😭😭
Ofc!! I love Evan <33
I really think Evan would be an epic boyfriend(im bias)
So would make you breakfast in bed on important days. Or just for fun. Definitely ends up almost burning the house down  a few times.
Goes all out for valentines day in his own way. He thinks strawberries are the most romantic of fruits, so that's definitely part of the theme.
He knows nothing but 100% effort when it comes to your relationship. He is cooking he is cleaning he is Mr. Nurse when you’re sick. He is THE malewife. Pink frilly apron and all.
There has not been a single instance where going outside of the house didn’t involve PDA. he is all over you at all times. Holding your hand, arm around your waist or your shoulder, a good solid kiss, doesn't matter.
I’d say he kinda gets jealous, but he’s definitely not insecure. He knows who gets you at the end of the day, and whose bed you sleep in, he’s just worried others don't. So naturally, he just has to swoop in anytime someone gets a little too close. He always saves the day with an arm around the waist and an aggressive glare. Maybe even a particularly prolonged kiss just to seal the deal.
LOVES long hugs. Absolutely adores those really tight bear hugs where you can’t really breathe for a second after.
Cuddles very violently. He’s always big spoon, and he usually has you in a very loving headlock. He feels very secure that way. Like a human neck brace while you're watching TV.
Sneaks up behind you while you're doing something and wraps his arms around your waist and just. leans. Very nice very sweet 10/10.
He’s a strong man, absolutely loves manhandling you. He thinks its cute that he can just kinda toss you around a bit. Lovingly.
Definitely the kind of guy to try to make you laugh when you're upset. If you’re sulking after a petty argument or something like that, he’ll stand around casually and surprise tickle attack you when you least expect it. At Least he thinks its un expected.
I hope this was at least some of what you hoped it’d be! I kinda sorta rushed it, but i think i covered most bases. Feel free to re request though!
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it can be more vague !!! I'm completely fine with that :) if you wanted to put some interests for the reader you could do art and illustration stuff !! something like the reader drawing Evan and stuff they do in their relationship if that's okay !!
OHOHOHO I HAVE IDEAS
SFW and fluffy! Two nerds in love bc I know Evan is a dweeb nerd. Writers block was up my ass on this one ✊😔
Deer coded Evan supremacy
Snail of seperation so you know where the fic starts
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- you two were Internet friends for a long while before you ever met in person.
- you chatted casually on postal forums when the first game started picking up fans, and realized you were on a few other forums too, mainly music related ones, and slowly became friends.
- You began to message regularly on Myspace. Mostly about gaming and piracy.
- you two meet in person before the end of the year in 2008, at a new Year's Eve party both of you had been invited to.
-You kiss at that same party, right as the clock struck midnight.
- You both were really drunk, mind you, and honestly it was nothing more than a peck, but to the both of you it was crazy intense.
-you two go quite a bit after that, not messaging each other. Not for any particular reason (Evans overwhelming fear of fucking it up)
-but when you start talking again it's like nothing happened and you're stuck in a weird limbo of maybe being together for a bit.
- then he confesses.
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Your fingers tap lightly on the table, staring out the window into the drizzling rain outside makes you wonder if Evan is ever going to show up.
It's been 15 minutes since the meet up time and for a normally punctual person this was odd. It made you worried; but everything did recently, no shocker.
Taking a sip of the sweet drink you'd ordered didn't help calm your nerves, you weren't sure if it was because you didn't know what he wanted to talk about (you know very, very, well what he wants to talk about) or because he wasn't here yet but you didn't want to be seen, sinking into the plush chair.
The 'ding' of the coffee shop door opening makes you perk right back up, and lo and behold there he is, stoic and strong to like a stag in the forest, the light catches his eyes and they go from an earthy brown to a honey gold.
He squints against the sun, and scans the room looking for you, when he spots you, a hand goes up and he waves limply; in what feels like slow motion he moves over to your table and sits down.
You sit with him for a moment, an uncomfortable tension filling the space between the two of you. You inhale softly through your nose before begging to talk.
"Look I'm sorry about the new years party-"
"I'm sorry that I kissed you at the-"
Just at the same time he did. It makes you jump a bit and he blushes bright red. "ah go ahead-." He says quietly, gesturing at you.
"I'm sorry about the party... I'm... Ugh I'm sure you can guess I was drunk... I...." You stumble for what to say for A moment before Evan speaks suddenly
"I think I want to explore whatever... This is." He says, tapping a knuckle on the wooden top of the table. "It's... Understandable if you don't and I'm not going to force you into anything but I enjoyed that night, and if you're willing I'd like to-"
You damn near throw yourself onto him in a hug "Fuck- i was so worried i fucked it up-" you muttered softly into the crook of his neck, letting out a soft and crackly chuckle, his arms come up and wrap around you.
You look up from your spot in his neck and he smiles. You gently peck his lips and pull away.
"we've gotta order something doe eyes, I don't know if they'd appreciate us coming in here just to kiss and make up."
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- you two date casually starting from then, most people don't know you're in a relationship for about 4 months until you finally feel comfortable being out with him.
- homophobia is still pretty strong around this time but you and Evan have a conversation about what to do in situations like that (shooting them execution style is not a solution he is ok with, you've learned.)
- you both go pretty hard in the arts, he's more of a photography guy though, you spend time watching him from the porch as he marches around the tree line for stuff to picture, and sketching him when you think hes not looking.
- you have a small studio that you share with him from time to time, he mostly uses it to print digital photos because you have a fancy printer ✊😔. (You're only like 98% sure it's not the reason he's dating you)
- you 🤝 Ev = being wildly unprepared for habit
- you and habit are... On neutral terms. He's somehow gained a small amount of respect for you so he leaves you alone. You're more there to support Evan, while occasionally handling habit like a spider in a pacifist household (putting him outside. In the woods.) and evan eventually comes back fine, so you're not too worried.
- there's been a few times where you've found a deer carcass or two but. Yeah you can handle that.
- you think everything's ok? Evan seems at least content and you are perfectly happy.
-you and Evan do get married at some point, it's a low-key ceremony and reception, it would've been an elopement if you had any say, but Evan wanted the experience and honestly it was kind of nice.
- you full force throw a slice of cake in his face though, that was what you two wanted. (You break his nose but it's fine y'all laugh it off)
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1-800-cr33py · 1 year
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Aight so- listen- hear me out- I gotta know if I’m crazy-
So..Do you think purple duct tape bitch supreme gets spring fever? 👀.. Do you think he gets more “territorial”, possessive around spring? More touchy, always has his hands on you, wants you close, purrs more? More kissin? More bites, more marking?
Oh absolutely. He hardly lets you out of the house during these times, opting for delivery or someone fetching whatever you need. He hates you smelling like anyone else than him, and will literally hold you down and scent you, whether it be through growly cuddling or fucking you into the mattress while he cums in your hole the entire day/night. Habit def purrs when you two are taking a break from fucking, nuzzling his face into the nape of your neck, kissing the hickies and bites he’s left on you. Habit/Evan also lick. We’ve seen his tongue, they both individually know how to use it, Evan likes to tongue fuck you while Habit likes to lick. Know the difference.
Those biceps? Yeah you’re not leaving those. Habit/Evan definitely use their strength against you, holding you in place, manhandling you, moving you where he wants. Whole nine yards.
Habit and Evan (more so Evan) fuck you with the full intent to breed you. Evan wants to settle down and raise a few kids, far far far away from Jersey though. Habit will allow it, though he finds the prospect of your belly swelling with their child makes him harder than he’d like to let on.
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j0eyj0rdis0n · 6 months
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Pls pls can we get some Evan Myer/HABIT headcanons
Maybe with a little to nice to everyone reader 🙏🙏 can be sfw or NSFW :3
Absolutely you can! There’s not too much NSFW but just enough to put the marker there.
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EVAN/HABIT WITH A NICE/SWEET READER
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Loves the way you're such a sweetie
Oh he knows exactly how he's going to use you, how you're going to be all his
He'll charm you and when you're hooked, you're his and only his
Corrupts you nice n' slow
Enjoys the shocked look on your face when he tells you all about the evils of the world
How he's evil.
And the bright blush that floods your face when he mumbles the most vile sexual fantasies in your ear
God he's obsessed with it.
Calls you his little rabbit because of that innocent look in your eye, like a sweet little bunny
Tries to take things slow when it comes to sex but that hopeful gleam in your eye ruins everything
He feels something take control deep inside of him as he bottoms out in you
Teaches you all the right ways to please you
And of course learns how to please you too! He knows your body like the back of his hand at this point.
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rabbits-rib · 13 days
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Rubbing my hands together evily again
Wondering if I could make another request of it's alright
Tim, Brian, and Evan (I have favorites hehe) with a gn or Afab s/o whos an artist and sees them as a muse
(could be sfw could be nsfw whatevers more fun)
Tyty and your works are great :3!!
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hi !! glad to see you're taking requests for evan :) I was wondering if you could do some hcs for Evan with a reader who draws/sketches a bunch?? like they always use evan for inspo in drawings and they draw things they do in their relationship?? maybe something about how evan catches them looking and drawing him when they think he's not looking.. and maybe if you'd like you could include habit and his reaction to it as well.. I hope this makes sense and isn't too much!! if it is feel free to ignore 🫶
i decided to combine these two just to make it easier for navigation and all that, i hope that's okay !! thank you both soso much :) <333
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🚬📹☠️🐇 Tim Wright / Brian Thomas / Evan Myers / HABIT x artist!reader
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Tim :
listen
he hates to pry. he really does.
but he wants to see EVERYTHING
he's trying to sneak peaks going behind the couch when your drawing in the living room, oh-so-conveniently needing to be in your guys' room when you're working on something at your desk- he thinks he's being very covert
he's an awkward and easily embarrassed man, he doesn't think to just ask to see no matter how many times you tell him he can
he is thoroughly thrown through a loop when he sees you drawing him
he has some. not great self esteem regarding all of the things he's been through and been told, and he has good reason to be anxious about most things- especially someone important leaving him
him getting reassurance that you actually do like how he looks and that you love him so much he's stuck in your mind when he's gone means so, so much more than he could ever comfortably express.
he does try to, though
through embarrassed and deeper mumbled praise, some red tinted cheeks and his finger nervously rubbing at the edge of the page
he asks if he can keep a smaller doodle on him :)
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Brian :
YOUR !! BIGGEST !!! SUPPORTER !!!!
he's hyping you up however he knows possible
he was a theater and film kid, there's no way he didn't meet a couple art kids in there
he'll get a real good look at whatever it is you show him before he points out things like the shading in a particular area looks really good, the line art flows really well, things like that
as a former (short term lol) actor, he knows how frustrating it can be to just hear a "that looks great!" when you've worked really hard on something
if you draw HIM?? he's beyond flattered
and a little taken aback by how much you remember of him
Brian's big on trying to figure out other people, understand what makes them the way they are, what they're gonna do- so much so i think that he can forget how much other people soak him in, too
so when you showcase all of your focus and love for him through your art, it fixes up his worldview a little bit
he has a big burst of that "this is why i love you" feeling and he looks at you with the biggest dopiest smile
if you let him keep any of the work you do he'll try to find a way to keep at least one of them on him at all times
in his wallet, phone case, jean pocket, something like that
he just wants a little bit of you wherever he goes :)
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Evan :
HE LOVES IT SO MUCH
little doodles on the grocery list, scribbles on the corner of a reminders list, drawing on his hand when you get bored; you name it and he's gonna cherish it
he thinks it's the cutest thing when you think he can't see you looking up at him every now and then while you're buried in your sketchbook across the couch
you have an entire page that's getting decorated with scattered snapshots of your life together
the two of you with your foreheads pressed together laughing at each other from when he was trying to butter you up to try and get you to go to a specific place for dinner, how he looked at you when you cut your finger making lunch and he decided he hand to kiss all over your hand for good measure- so many small moments that meant the world in both of your hearts and, eventually, you end up wanting to show him what you've been working on
and he may or may not have gotten a little bit very emotional about it
you just mean so much to him
this poor man has been through and lost so much
he's so grateful for you, and to know that you're so grateful for him as well? and enough to cherish the same moments he does and immortalize the two of you like that? he's gone
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HABIT :
NOOOSSSSYYYYYYYYYY BASTARD
you couldn't hide a crumb from him
he's known you've been drawing him since the first time you did it because he is a little SPY
he can be so quiet when he feels like it, and he wants to see eeeeverything you draw
the process intrigues him
if he caught you looking up and back down to your sketchbook at him, i can see him doing two things
going over and seeing how the drawing looks already because he wants to know what you think he looks like
OR rapidly switching positions for you to draw him in, "is this my good side? make sure you get my face. can you draw me with blood? i want blood-"
he is very proud to be your muse, though
he'll hang up any finished pieces you let him have
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biohazzrds · 1 month
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DARLLINGGHH, GUESS WHOS BACK FROM JAILL
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WHOLESOME HEADCANONS FOR EMH BOYS AND A DASH OF PATRICK FROM MLANDERSEN0.
[ Tw /CW mentions of health issues, just general chronic illnesses ECT. and anything that you'd generally expect, from a slenderverse series. Mentions of NSFW self harm emotional distress crying. ]
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Patrick Andersen .
When your having a flare up and need comfort.
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He's seen a couple things, and his own vessel/host body goes through a lot of pain as well so as soon as he sees you struggling to do daily tasks or get up out of bed he knows without a doubt .
↑ you can't hide shit from this man. !
He doesn't say a word watching like a hawk until you come to him, but the second he sees you are in over your head he is right there.
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Need your hair washed but your limbs feel strained ? He knows and will pop up and do it for you if your ok with it.
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Need a reminder to brush you teeth ? Help cleaning your room or doing house chores ? He's right there.
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Will pick you up into his arms when it's all too much, and just sit down on the bed or on the couch just gently holding you and humming a soft tune pulling your hair out of your face and or sitting in silence until your ready to speak.
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He will brush your hair if you need or want him to, and if your having a rough time with getting dressed if your getting too dizzy or are in too much pain to bend over or pull your shirt on or off he is right there without a doubt.
Saying things like "honey it's okay let me help me, please?"
Or "it's okay to ask for help, let me get that for you alright ?"
"Your okay, let me hold you up I got you hon. "
He will just let you cry and gingerly wipe your tears with a bottle of pain meds and water within arms reach .
He's a good caretaker for both you and himself when need be.
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EVAN MYERS.
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He doesn't experience chronic illnesses that have heavy pain, like this so its hard for him to empathize up until he saw you struggling to sit up in bed one day then just laid down and gave up Infront of him from the pain in your spine ...and his heart broke.
He's literally at your beckon call wether you like it or not, always looking up the foods your body needs for nutrients to do with your specific condition.
Helping you with at home physical therapy, making sure you don't over do it.
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Keeps you hydrated and a heating pad on stand by with some pain medicine.
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Always has a warm bath ready when your joints are bothering you with some Epsom salt, and a warm soft fuzzy robe and towel.
Keeps your favorite pillow within arms reach, and makes sure you wear clothes that don't Hinder your physical performances and mobility that they're easy to get on and take off.
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Also gently throws you over his shoulder if he sees you ignoring your bodys need to rest and gently carries you to the couch or bed to lay you down and looks at you like a misbehaving cat with nothing but concern affection and empathy .
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"alright times up, your under arrest. " (Get it??)
Or " cmon cutie, your being laid out. "
Things also such as " nope your comin with me bossy pants. "
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He loves you very much and will often lay down beside you and be a living heating pad for you massaging your achy joints or just holding you swaddled up into his arms resting your head on his chest.
He's protective service dog boy boyfriend .
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VINNY EVERYMAN.
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He didn't get it at first but one day you were doing dishes and got out of breathe, limping to the couch looking guant leaving the water running.
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And then it hit him, you are sick very very sick and after that ? He was always right there within arms reach half the time.
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Always texting check ins and making sure you have eaten and are resting , if he sees you doing a task he asks if you need or want assistance anytime he feels you may need the indication of a offering hand.
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Big soft man cuddles , will hoist you up into his arms and pet your head very gently sitting down on the couch with you and putting on a silly comedy movie you enjoy and getting you some comfort snacks.
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He will not verbally communicate with you, paying attention to your body language and using his own like little hand signals to ask if your ok or a raise of a brow.
This man always makes sure he checks your breathing and movements in case you need more help than he'd first thought or he assumed on first glance.
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When you cry from pain though his body freezes up and his stomach drops but the second he processes your tears he gingerly and quietly walks up to you and holds you gently swaying with you back and forth holding the back of your head in one hand while the other wipes away your tears .
"oh...babe..please let me hold you...I hate when you cry like this.."
"i didn't know it was this bad...why didn't you tell me?"
"here come here let me hold you for a few seconds .."
"come sit down with me okay baby ..? I have you now don't worry your head.."
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He is very supportive he's a silent watcher but verbal when he needs to be the second you need assistance wether it's emotional or physical he is right there.
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JEFF KOVAL
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He works at a hospital so he knows all the right procedures, right there to support you.
Very understanding and accommodating , always makes sure he checks your body up for anything that will need extra assistances .
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Gets accessibility items for you that you need .
Need a walking stick ? He's got you.
Shower chair ? Don't worry bout it it's already there.
Wheelchair ? Boom right here don't have to lift a finger.
Shower step or matt ? You don't even have to ask.
Walker ? Don't even stress he's got you.
Also he has so much access to pain meds or chronic illness aids that he is practically your own personal pharmacist.
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He always is your main support system.
Will also help with physical therapy and find you good referrals to clinics that specialize in your specific needs and conditions.
Will cuddle you and let you touch his fluffy hair for comfort , keep you hydrated and take you on drives or play your favorite music or white noise . Get you your favorite blanket and snuggle up with you no matter what mood he's in he will be right there for you.
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HABIT
He can sniff it out. Will hunt you down and check on you grabbing you into his hands gently and checking over your body anything out of the ordinary he takes you out of order and lays you down in a nest he made for you with your comfort things.
Favorite plushie ? It's in the nest.
Comfort pillow/s ? In the nest.
Security blanket /s ? In the nest.
The hoodies he wears that you always steal ? Right there in the nest fresh clean and soft.
Your favorite socks ? In the nest.
Right beside the nest ? Water your favorite foods , foods for your specific condition your comfort drinks .
On the TV ? You bet your ass he is playing your favorite fuckin comfort show no matter how dumb or good he thinks it is.
Inside the nest ? Heating pad with cat attachments and a habit holding you there with or without your will and petting your hair gently keeping a sharp ass eye on you.
He will not take no as a answer for when your not taking care of yourself and need help.
He will wash your hair wash your body while silently grumbling but be very soft with you sensitive to your emotions just as much as your body.
Similar to Evan he will just yoink you up into his arms wether you like it or not and take you to the comfort nest.
The second you cry he internally panicked he is not used to being a source of comfort but the minute he looks in your eyes and sees what your going through it is his DUTY to take the pain away he's right there at every moment watching waiting and holding you wiping your tears away gently shushing you and whispering very very soft comforting nothing's to you.
Absolutely in arms at the universe for putting this on you but the softest you've ever seen him with you.
He will purr at a attempt to soothe you and say words of affirmation.
"you will be okay ...rabbit , it's not gonna be so bad after long "
"you won't die...i won't let anything get you, its a little pain but your not bleedin yet but the second you do I'll be there alright ?"
"shhh shh your gonna be fine don't worry I gotchta"
"don't waste your tears little rabbit, you'll kick this in no time I know you will your a tough little bastard. "
"It's gonna be okay bunny I know it hurts ..."
He is black cat comfort energy.
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theespookybitch · 2 years
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Every year since 2011 I've had a yearly watch of Marble Hornets and EverymanHybrid. So to celebrate yet another rewatch here's the main men, da best bois, the.. you get the point 💕🖤
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oddballwriter · 11 months
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could i get a habit + evan with an autistic reader who has a horror special interesr? :3
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Warnings: HABIT is here 
Author’s Snip: My autistic (I'm diagnosed) ass is so happy that I got this. Sorry for the wait, I've been getting out of my finals funk and all of that. 
I’ll shut up now. Enjoy! And don’t be afraid to request.
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HABIT
Loves it honestly
He's a bit mean and picks on you about how invested you are about horror but in the way that HABIT is lightheartedly teasing you
He mainly tease you about being interested in fictional horror when he could show you the real thing
I say this only semi-seriously but honestly, he is the evil autism creature, I've seen memes about it on here. You bitches agree
Evan
Honestly, him too
Evan is like... there's something about him as a character that just is so neurodivergent /pos
And I love him for that
he loves talking about horror with you and it's an interest of his too
You guys can hyper fixate together and if that isn't the autism4autism dream then I don't know what is bestie
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hannibalistichabit · 10 months
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Anonymous asking about brain rot just wanted to add on make the reader as chaotic as you can 😋😋😋
Sure, sorry about the late response!
Evan fluff with a side of chaos
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Evan really likes when you'd graffiti around him. If you *don't* graffiti, he'll figure out something to adore you for, but artistic vandalism is a favorite of his.
Pull fire alarms around this man, he'll giggle like a fucking schoolgirl I swear.
He'll shoplift, anything he can, he's gonna try, surprisingly he hasn't gotten caught yet.
Chaos cooking is a favorite activity of his. Just buy box mixes of random shit like brownies or cookies or cake with a shit ton of random frosting and sprinkles, and he'll call himself Ratatouille.
If you're exploring abandoned places and he's not sure what's on the ground, he'll carry you for sure, but not like cutesy bridal style or piggyback rides, he carries you like a sack of potatoes.
After chaos, he's a major cuddlebug, very nuzzley, he's a little spoon fight me. If you don't come to bed immediately after showering, he follows you around with the saddest puppy dog eyes ever while clinging to you.
He LOVES temple kisses if he's having a rough day. Just wrap your arms around his shoulders and kiss his temple. You'll feel him relax.
He's a touch-starved little guy, so he clings to you no matter what, so PDA is heavy with him, whether it's hand holding or kisses its bound to happen in the middle of wherever you are.
he absolutely ADORES late night fast food runs, he's fond of Wendy's, but he'll eat anything greasy and carb filled because he's bound to run it off.
Thx for the request! <33
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I know it's like 2 days late at this point, but mayhaps Christmas hcs with Evan x reader ?? also I hope you enjoyed the holidays !!!
Ofcorse!! I had fun writing this so I hope you enjoy!
Evan takes his holidays seriously. Christmas is no different.
He decorates mildly, like hangs up poorly rigged string lights throughout the house and gets one of those strange tiny charlie brown style trees 
He goes all out for you though. Like he can't fit ANY gifts under the tree but he's sure as hell piling the 15 thousand he scrounges up for you around it.
Every gift is wrapped in a silly drugstore wrapping paper and done very poorly. Maybe don't look at it too hard. The paper might fall off
Evan is in full support of cheesy costume jewelry for Christmas. Decks you out like a pimp if you let him
If you go to bed at a reasonable time on Christmas eve he'll wake you up at midnight to tell you that it's Christmas
I have the strongest feeling that he cut off the sleeves of an ugly sweater. Made you cry a little inside to see him rocking his Christmas muscle tank
Cooks. So. Much. Food. So much. His favorite to make is mashed potatoes
I see prime rib in your Christmas dinner futures. Dislikes ham
Yk those punk goes pop albums? That but with Christmas music. All of December and half of January
Doesn't give a damn about baby Jesus. Infact fuck baby Jesus. He's making out with you in front of the tree committing all sorts of sins with his hands.
He crawls into bed on Christmas eve and out of nowhere in a pitch black silent room he asks when Santa's coming. You aren’t really sure if he's genuine or not
He's very normal about Christmas movies. Very 100% normal and does not at all force you to watch the bad hallmark movies all the time forever up until late January.
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jester-lover · 1 year
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SLENDERVERSE CHARACTERS: giving you a hug!! (Everyman HYBRID ver.)
Warnings: BLOOD, fluff, lore spoilers, mentions of violence, habit
Characters featured: Vinny, Jeff, Evan, Damsel/Stephanie, Alex, HABIT, Slenderman
Vinny Everyman
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Bear hug, every time
Homie doesn’t even think, he just sees you and pounces
He’s so warm too
Industrial space heater
Cuddles get a lil tough because of that
He’s so sweet though
Always loosens his grip if he thinks you’re getting uncomfortable
Will accidentally hit his glasses on yours's (if you have them)
“You’re finally here!”
Jeff Koval
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At the beginning of your relationship, he’s anxious towards affection
But when he’s comfortable, he’s comfortable
Will be behind with you at every moment he gets weirdly paranoid, hugging you close
Sometimes, when he gets so anxious he can’t sleep, he’ll stay up so late it’ll mess up his sleep schedule, he’s very affectionate when he’s sleepy
“I’m so tired, please don’t let go of me.”
Evan
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Before HABIT, he’s really your average college kid
Hugs before and after classes
Smiles at you during any classes you share (not a thought in his head)
He’s rather short, so usually he’s resting his head on your shoulder, but if you are even shorter, he’s definitely putting his head on top of yours
Holds you whenever you watch movies together or play video games
After HABIT, it all changes
He’s so terrified of hurting you he backs away, he’s no longer affectionate because he feels like he can’t trust his own body
This is where you step up, you reassure him that he is still deserving of love and support
He breaks down in your arms, everything is going to be okay
Even for a little while
“I don’t know what to do anymore, I don’t know what’s real.”
Stephanie
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(Could not find a gif of her:(
In my own opinion, damsel/Stephanie seems to be a bit more of a serious character, one who is hunting down Slender without a laugh in sight
She’s a sucker for hugs, especially if she wants to calm down after a tough day
Will be so happy if you hug her while she’s painting (be aware that you will have paint on you)
Has off days, usually when her nightmares get worse
It’s better to leave her alone on those days, she just wants to cry in frustration
After she feels better, she’ll give you a hug and ask to draw something with her
“Keep your pencil there, the shadows aren’t deep enough.”
Alex Koval
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Since Alex is another character we know little about, I have read his wiki and rewatched his appearances in the series, I will choose to portray him as the more timid Koval brother, one who is haunted by the events in his life. If you don’t like this characterization, please consider leaving suggestions for a better characterization, I’m always open to kind criticism.
Alex has never been in a relationship as serious as he has with you.
He holds you so dear to his heart, it almost hurts him every time he sees you go
Alex tends to talk to himself a lot, he gets picked on a lot by his colleagues for his strange behavior
But not you, you never pick on him
You are soft and kind to him, he hasn’t felt like this before
He holds you, unless the thing by his bedside is near, he gets strangely, almost aggressively distant when the scratches start appearing
One day, when you finally break and ask him why he won’t give you affection anymore, he shows his scars to you
He tells you he won’t let it happen to you
“You mean more than anything, you can’t get hurt. I won’t let it hurt you.”  
HABIT
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Absolute little degenerate
Homie will jump on you the second you walk through the door
Will go off about everything he’s done that day, even if you want to hear it or not
Definitely hogs the bed, will not give you an INCH of blanket, he also grips on to you like you’re gonna fly away
I’m so sorry if you like cooking, he will come up behind you and scare you before hugging you
On a more positive note, he deeply enjoys dancing around in the kitchen, Frank Sinatra playing in the background, it’s one of the few times the both of you feel content
“Humans are so soft.”
Slenderman
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My depiction of Everyman Hybrid slender is a slightly more modern creature than a puritan eldritch, like, he’s still been around (and smart) for a long time, but he’s learned to stick with the times. This also helps me put together some of his hijinks in the series.
He does not give hugs !!!
He is pure evil !!!!
But I choose to ignore that !!
He has extremely long limbs perfect for hugging
Def will make you climb him like a tree to hug you though, out of spite
He also is a gentleman who will always ask for your consent before initiating larger displays of affection
Plays music while you cuddle, but not like classical, he listens to the smiths.
Look at him and tell me this isn’t a Smiths fan
If you give him a lil kiss he’ll be very happy it’s heartwarming
“*silence*”
Thank you for reading! I’ll be working on creepypasta content too, Laughing Jack is on the list (my personal favorite), but I need recommendations!! Who would you like to see in future posts regarding creepypasta?
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1-800-cr33py · 4 months
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SILENT NIGHTS
A/N: hello ghoulies resident mom over this blog, aka Mod888, and I’d like to thoroughly apologize for our lack of posting. My health hasn’t been the best as of late and with schooling piling up on both of us, we thought we should take a break in order to push out content we’re both happy with! Please enjoy and forgive me as this is it’s been a while. ~ Mod888
CW: HABIT an Evan are dicks ngl, sub!afab!reader, reader isn’t ,human (ngl this might be a second part to Forelsket), choking, spanking, slight bondage, spit kink, slight size kink
his hand was cold as it crept up your throat, the calloused fingers mopping out your jugular with light touches, a stark contrast to the hand buried in your hair, scratching at your scalp with blunt nails. It would almost be comforting if not for your current…position. Your knees would surely be aching and bruised in the morning, but you couldn’t, more akin to wouldn’t complain, not like you could with Evan’s cold hand now clamped over your lips.
“ you know, I think I like you better when you’re quiet bun. It’s so much better when you’re not running that bratty fucking mouth. “ Evan, or what was masquerading around New Jersey as him, gave a loose grin as he worked his fingers into your scalp. Some might wonder why you stayed, and the answer was simple really. Evan dicked you down better than anyone else.
you fought against biting his finger, you really did. it was honestly a sad sight, you beneath Evan with one hand wrapped around your throat almost daring you to move without his word to. The image the mirror reflected had you rubbing your thighs together, aching for the least bit of friction. Evan laughed, a sharp, mocking sound from his chest. He knew you liked this, you liked him taking your breath away, like the way his hands looked wrapped around your pretty throat that’d been marked seven ways to Sunday with hickies and bite marks. You liked everything he gave to you. The hand around your throat retreated, not without protest from you, though you found your pouting cut short as Evan worked you upon the bed by your head; gentler tugs as stalked around your body. There was a brief moment after your body hit the plush blanket below, and an even briefer moment before your hazy min could register Evan’s body atop of your’s. His chapped lips pressed against your neck as his calloused hands found their home grazing your legs.
“ I know baby, I know how bad you wan’ it right? “ Evan purred into your neck, his breath tickled. He was right about you wanting it, wanting him. You nodded as best as you could, shifting and squirming beneath him. Against you sopping core, you could feel the bulge of his cock. Evan’s shallow thrusts against you made it so much harder to stay quiet, your whines and moans making your lover laugh against your throat. “ Oh baby you’re being so good, tired of being a goddamn brat now that you fucking want something huh? “ you keened as Evan’s hand made it’s way towards your cunt. Evan chuckled as he continued his assault on you delicate neck, before rising to click his tongue. “ Oh no baby, if you want something you have to ask you know that! “ he bellowed. You, deprived of what you ached so badly for whined. Well, cried actually, fat tears welled in your eyes as you blabbered, yet your begging fell upon deaf ears as Evan continued to drag his fingers against your slit, reminding you he’d never willingly give anyone anything, and that included you.
A/N: This is lazy and rushed. I’m sleepy and dealing with family right now so please excuse this horrid thing.
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zahmbie · 9 months
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Do you think it’d be possible to date Evan and Habit at the same time?
Kind of? Realistically you might have to lie to Evan about it, if you date HABIT first he won't trust you and if you date him first and fall in love with HABIT after dating Evan he wouldn't feel great about that. His partner in love with the monster that killed his friends? Might be a deal breaker.
If you're ok lying to him about it he’d probably assume you being so friendly with HABIT is a survival thing, or HABIT’s been lying to you and saying he’s Evan.
HABITs willing to date you regardless of Evan, and he’s ok hiding the true nature of your relationship from him. If Evan thinks the only reason you aren’t dead is because you think they’re the same person, or that HABIT’s using you like a carrot on a string for Evan, then he doesn't see a reason to let him think any different.
Ignoring realism, I love the idea of a rom com between the reader, the physical embodiment of evil, and Some Guy from New Jersey. HABIT uses every birthday or anniversary as an attempt to one up Evan and every date night has a fifty/fifty chance to burn the building down.
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rabbits-rib · 16 days
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guess who has requests back open cus i got my drafts down to a reasonable numberrrr 😸😸😸
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