#Feral 4-H kid

[mashupofmylife]

@wheresonichedgehogwnt I saw this and immediately thought of you

#what is it you say- feral 4-H kid? #horse girls #internet friends

[anisrightarm]

Cregan Stark NSFW Alphabet

NSFW topics ahead don’t read if you’re not comfortable!!

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Cleans you up with a rag and warm water while telling how perfect you are for him

Knows you get cold in the north so he always has extra fur blankets to wrap you in

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

For him he likes his eyes, knows you go wild for eye contact and you always compliment his eyes

On you he likes your stomach and hips, most northern girls he’s bedded have been rather skinny he loves the feeling of your stomach under his hands

LOVES your hips boy is grabbing them while pounding into you or caressing them while making love

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He will cum in you if you’re comfortable with it he goes feral for that shit

If not he loves cumming on your back or stomach something about you being dirty with his seed makes his brain short wire

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Would love to fuck you in the great hall alone obviously

Just the thought while he’s at some important meeting he just has to look at the table to remember what you two did whilst everyone is oblivious

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He has 10 kids.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Anything where he can see your face

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Cregan lets you set the mood but if it’s after a battle or hunt it’s all business

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He’s well shaven he likes to keep it neat and manageable

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He’s romantic he wants everything to be perfect for you he will definitely start a nice fire for you

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He doesn’t necessarily like or need to jerk he has you

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Breeding kink goes brr

Wants you to have his kids so bad he will whisper in your ear during sex telling you how good you would look pregnant

Praise giving and receiving he likes to know he’s making you feel good

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Your chambers obviously he loves going to bed knowing you have had sex on the bed

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Imagining you pregnant

Seeing you with Kids (more specifically Rickon)

He loves to see you all dressed up for important events

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Will never do anything without your consent

Will never lay his hands on you

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

LIVES for eating you out it’s his favorite meal

Won’t deny head but won’t demand it he prefers giving

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Once again it’s mostly up to you and your preference but I like to think he goes deep you know quality over quantity

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Only likes quickies if he has absolutely no time

He likes to take his time to make his lady feel good

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Will never do something with you not being comfortable so kind of if your down, so is he

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He can last atleast 3-4

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

I can’t imagine him using them on you, he prefers to please you himself

Doesn’t mind if you use them by yourself, he’s a lord after all he’s busy

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He can tease and will but hates making you wait

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He’s not very loud but he will grunt and moan in your ear

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Cregan was so touch starved before you got betrothed so when you held him the first night you made love he cried but always denies it

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Oh yeah he’s big you know what they say about northern men😏😏

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

This man is down literally 24/7

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Cregan makes sure you are comfortable and okay before anything then it’s fair game you both knock out

A/n: My first NSFW alphabet!!! Give me feedback how did I do?? Who next??

#cregan stark x reader #cregan stark smut #hotd x reader #cregan x reader #cregan stark x you #hotd smut

[gloomwitchwrites]

Just Like Dad (2 of 4)

Content & Warnings: referenced military career, domestic fluff, some humor, canon-typical swearing, Kyle is a girl dad

Word Count: 935

A/N: Part of the Imagines & What If Series

An evening of peace is interrupted when Kyle has to answer questions about what he does for a living.

ao3 // taglist // main masterlist // just like dad masterlist

Peace is shattered.

It always is when you have a kid.

It’s not just scraped knees or melted ice cream splattered on the pavement. Sometimes, peace is shattered because your child is a feral goblin who decides disturbing your sleep is the perfectly logical thing to do.

Wearing a pink onesie, standing in the bedroom doorway with her little fist raised and clutching a thin piece of paper, you and Kyle’s six-year-old daughter is ominously backlit by the hallway light. Kyle blinks, a little stunned by the sight before him. You shift beside him, one hand reaching out to him, murmuring his name.

There are a few seconds between her sudden appearance and the leap onto the bed. She spider-crawls like a thing out of a horror movie.

“Bloody hell,” groans Kyle, pinching the bridge of his nose as his daughter perches like a gargoyle next to him.

“Daddy,” she whispers.

You are already awake, turning over onto your back with squinted eyes as you’re blasted by the bright light of the hallway.

Before you can even speak, Kyle is shaking his head, placing a hand on your shoulder. “I’ve got this,” he groans, sitting up to turn on the bedside light. You glance at your daughter before returning to your original position.

Kyle rests his forearms on his bent knees, staring at his daughter who gazes at him with a peppy eagerness like she’s just eaten a cake heavily coated in icing. She shouldn’t have this much energy at this late hour.

“Go to bed,” says Kyle. “It’s past bedtime.”

She clutches the thin piece of paper. “I wanted to show you earlier.”

While Kyle is typically indulgent when it comes to her, he’s not feeling that way at the moment. He only wants to sleep.

“It’s late, bug,” he replies. “Tomorrow.”

She shakes her head, her tight curls bouncing slightly. “I didn’t know what to put here. You don’t talk about your job.” She points to a spot on the paper, and Kyle frowns as he peers closer.

Fuck.

It’s one of those questionaries where the child answers all these questions about themselves, and several pertain to her parents and what they do. She has left that entire section blank. Kyle understands that schools do this so that the students can build identity in their community while also making connections with classmates.

But she’s right. Kyle doesn’t talk about his job. At least not with her. You, his wife, are an entirely different story. You, the one who has been through nearly all of it, is the only person who truly knows everything. His daughter is far too young to know specifics or to fully comprehend the sheer violence of his work.

“You’re right, love. I don’t.”

“Why?” she asks automatically.

This is not a conversation he wants to be having. She needs to be in bed, and Kyle should be asleep and spooning you before he has to take this feral fiend of a daughter to school in the morning.

Kyle sighs and runs his hand over his face. “Where is this coming from?”

Her face falls slightly, and then becomes steel. “I want to be like you,” she says. “I want to grow up and be strong.”

No, babygirl. No. You don’t want to be like me.

You stir beside him, shifting like you’re about to turn and join the conversation. But Kyle knows you need your rest, and this isn’t the sort of conversation he desires to have this late at night.

That hardness melts away, and Kyle’s heart fractures slightly. She’s so small and yet so determined. Her little fist clutching the paper shakes slightly as if asking him is taking all her strength.

“Give me the paper.” Her smile widens as she hands it over. “And go turn off the hall light.” She groans loudly and Kyle shushes her as she throws herself off the bed and drags herself to the hall.

The light flicks off, and then she’s rushing back to him. He pats the side of the bed, and she crawls in, curling up next to him as he grabs the book off his bedside table.

“Pencil?” he asks, and she whips one out, her smile wide.

Kyle snorts and snags it, twirling it end-over-end as he tries to formulate an answer to the questions. Some of that gentle humor slips away, falling into memory, all the lead and blood and carnage comes back, roaring in his ears.

He takes a deep breath, silencing it all.

Graphite touches paper, and Kyle begins jotting down answers to all the things his daughter didn’t answer. She rests her head against his shoulder, watching the pencil scratch across the paper.

When he’s done, he presents the paper, and his daughter takes it reverently, as if all the secrets she doesn’t have are now suddenly before her. She does not take the pencil as she slips off the bed and starts to sprint for the door. She comes to a halt and turns on her heel, running back to him.

“Thanks, Daddy,” she says a little too loud before kissing his cheek and heading out into the hall.

The bed shifts, and Kyle turns to look at you as you twist to face him.

“What did you write?” you murmur.

Kyle sighs and shuts off the bedside light. He snuggles in, and you reach for him in the dark. Wrapping his arms around you, he pulls you close, inhaling your scent, allowing his mind to drift toward dreaming.

“A nice truth,” replies Kyle softly just before he slips into sleep.

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[naffeclipse]

Apex Polarity Personality Quiz

This is a small little thing for fun I made in order to have an excuse to make more things for Apex Polarity and its wide aurora of AUs and variations on setting and Y/Ns.

1. Claws, teeth, ravenous appetite, equally as devouring gaze.

To you these qualities describe -

A. A dangerous wild animal

B. Potential husband

C. The stalker who keeps leaving dead things at your address

D. All of the above

E. Are you in danger?

F. Circle if you need help

G. Yes

2. What you look for most in a partner

A. Obsessive feral devotion

B. Good with kids

C. Humble

D. Passionate

E. Good hunter

F. Bear trap level cuddler

G. Serial mental note taker on everything you say and do

H. Overprotective to a fault, perhaps very much at a fault.

3. Your favorite pastime.

A. Immersion in nature and being out in the wilderness

B. A cold dip in the sea

C. Basking in the sun

D. Acting like you're a dolphin

E. Curling up in a warm space

F. Spending quality time with your loved ones

G. The joys of parenthood

4. Your preferred superpower (totally not escape methods)

A. Teleportation

B. Super speed

C. Invisibility

D. Shapeshifting

5. Your favorite animal/animal you resonate with the most

A. Arctic fox, phantomlike and swift, hiding behind snowdrifts when danger stirs. Your instinct is to avoid the grip of vices no matter how tempting, except perhaps if your stomach is involved.

B. Penguin, despite the cold weather and unforgiving ice, you are soft at your epicenter, from inside it radiates, and like a mirror you are equally as besotted by that which is as innocent and gentle.

C. Beluga, spun sweet and melodic, on your voice is carried the play of heartstrings like the gentle waver of quivering arctic waters and dancing sunlight. You sing and although it is fearless, the depths do not murmur in vain.

D. Seal, eccentric and woven into everything you do, you tend to stumble over your nerves but when in your element you are freed from all anxieties. The world may have taught you caution but In time you may learn to embody this grace wholly.

E. Narwhal, reclusive but mystical at the same time, perilously shy, and gentle but possessing fierce zeal in dire situations. Unfortunately, your likeness to a unicorn is reflected in others and far from many intentions are pure.

6. What is the most valuable in your eyes

A. Sentimental things even long years after they've run dry of their practical use

B. Shiny objects like rocks and trinkets

C. Natural wonders and displays of the world's phenomena

D. Food and guaranteed survival

E. Companionship

Score

Count how many like numbers you get (aka, all 4s, 2s, etc) and group them to find how many you got each. The highest quantity number is the winner.

(Important!) - Some answers can have multiple numbers assigned to them, in order of most indicative to least. Add these as well, their order has no meaning or weight on the score itself unless a tie occurs.

Further Explanation Guide

- Totaling - Count the amount of each number separately to see which one got the highest amount, if you get 7 4s, 2 3s, 4 1s and 6 2s, 4 is the winning number because there are the most 4s.

Example - Answered D on 1, D has the numbers 1, 4, and 3. Therefore you would add each a 1, 4 and 3 to the pool of numbers for your result.

- Ties - If you get a tie you use the highest favor number of each answer to settle it, or you can enjoy your multiple results. The most favored number is always the first listed.

Answer Guide

- 1. Claws, teeth, ravenous appetite, equally as devouring gaze. To you these qualities describe -

A - 4, 3 | B - 3, 4 | C - 2, 1, 4 | D - 1, 4, 3

E - 4, 1, 2 | F - 1, 2, 4 | G - 4, 3

- 2. What you look for most in a partner

A - 4 | B - 3, 1, 4, 2 | C - 3, 2, 4 | D - 4, 1

E - 3, 1, 2 | F - 3, 2 | G - 4, 1 | H - 2, 1, 3

- 3. Your favorite pastime

A - 4, 3, 1, 2 | B - 3, 2 | C - 2 | D - 3, 1

E - 4, 2, 3 | F - 3 | G - 3

- 4. Your preferred superpower (totally not escape methods)

A - 4 | B - 3 | C - 2 | D - 1

- 5. Your favorite animal/animal you resonate with the most

A - 1 | B - 3 | C - 1, 2| D - 2 | E - 4, 1

- 6. What is the most valuable in your eyes

A - 4, 3 | B - 1, 3 | C - 4 | D - 1, 2, 3 | E - 3, 2, 4

Results

📷 Polar Y/N - Mostly 4s

🐧 Harpy Y/N - Mostly 3s

🦭 Selkie Y/N - Mostly 2s

🧜 Siren Y/N - Mostly 1s

Let me know if anything felt inaccurate or incorrect. I tried my best while still not reading much of AP because of mental health issues making it really too taxing to read a lot like as in books or fanfiction etc. Most of this is based on the various AU posts for Apex Polarity. You can adjust stuff if you feel like it doesn't fit.

#hey i hope it's okay that i made this a poll!!! #i'm just so enthralled by this!!! #i would love to see the results from everyone! #your number and tallying system is interesting #it took me a minute but when I figured it out I really enjoy it! #i like that the answers can have aspects of each possible result #it feels more real that way! #anyways thanks i love this #apex polarity #inkofheart #poll

[emelinstriker]

Wukong ♢ 'Vacation'

Heads up, I haven't seen the sleep bug episode, or any other season than 4 in general, in a while and just remember the general plot moment of the episode. Also the moment of MK trying to get in contact with Monkey King while flexing his new abilities.

All's based in an AU anyway so we shall strife away from the canon timeline- whoo :D

I just know Monkey King doesn't fully return till like the end of season 2, so this shall have major timeskips-

♢ ~ Angst ~ ♢

"Sun Wukong! Where are you?!", your slightly irritated voice rang from behind some trees as you moved past some foliage, looking for your monkey boyfriend. He was supposed to train MK today and you wanted to pay a visit to Flower Fruit Mountain, but then you caught MK training on his own as his mentor was nowhere in sight.

MK told you that Monkey King decided to take a sudden vacation and that he apparently sent you a message just minutes prior. You didn't notice the message however as you were busy trying to get the sleep bug game notification off your phone. It didn't work, so you ended up just turning off your phone so you could deal with it later at home.

But the fact that he outright left not only you but also the kid like that was quite upsetting.

Knowing the stone monkey, he didn't actually immediately leave. He was probably still somewhere on Flower Fruit Mountain to collect everything he would need just in case while being away. And it seems you were right on the money. You found the Monkey King packing up some leftover things that weren't behind the waterfall or near his and MK's designated training area. The items seemed to not be for a relaxing vacation to be honest.

"Wukong! Why are you going on vacation out of the blue?!" You asked as you approached him with quick steps.

He froze, his tail stiffening for just a second to let you know you startled him. The monkey quickly turned to look at you rather nervously. "A-Ah h-hey heeey, peaches! Wh- Well, what a surprise to see you all the way out here!"

"Mhm. Same to you", you started, glaring at him, "But don't avoid the question. You should be all the way on the other side of the forest and training your successor right now, y'know?"

He waved his hand dismissively, "He's got the basics down and knows how to train himself. I did train for the most part on my own as well. He'll be fine. Besides, it's not like I'll be gone forever. I'll be checking in from time to time." Then he continued to pack two more items.

You were still quite mad at him despite the explanation. "But why are you going on vacation right now and without me?"

That seemed to catch his attention, but not in the way you expected. The simian's ears seemed to twitch a little at your words, but he refused to look at you as he packed another item.

"Listen (Y/N), I simply need to get away and be alone for a while. I'll be visiting some people I know from the past. I'd love to have you on another vacation, just... not this one." His tail lowered itself until it was tucked between his legs. That didn't stop you from feeling left out of yet another mini-adventure. It was far from the first time he insisted on you staying behind due to you being a regular human with nothing more than verbal strength.

This time was no different as you noticed that whatever he had planned, the seriousness in his voice told you enough that wherever he was heading to was not a simple vacation. But that was even more of a reason to at least tell you where he was going!

You clenched your fists in frustration. "Can't you just tell me what's wrong? It's not like you to be this secretive! I know you're off to doing something alone again because of whatever bits of a hero complex you have left, but-" "I can't tell you, okay?!" He snapped back, finally turning to you with the snarl of a feral monkey, catching you off-guard.

"Ugh, that's why I need a vacation right about now too! Gods, you're so pushy in moments like these, I just need a break!"

Tears pricked in the corners of your eyes at his words, but you turned around quickly enough so he wouldn't see. You took a deep breath to calm your nerves and keep your voice from cracking.

"Fine. I hope you have fun on your vacation, Monkey King", you responded as you started to walk away, your back facing him the entire time while tears began rolling down your cheeks.

The simian was still annoyed as he began hopping onto his cloud and taking off. Only halfway to his destination did his brain finally register that you referred to him by his title. That's when the reality of the argument you two just had a few minutes ago hit. And so did the memory of how he described you, followed by you tearing up.

He did notice.

"...Shit", he muttered to himself dreadfully as he facepalmed. As much as he wanted to go back this instant and embrace you before you left Flower Fruit Mountain, his mission had to take priority as the fate of the world was in danger. He would have to apologize to you later...

"Later" turned into several weeks however as he fought to obtain information on how to beat the Lady Bone Demon. Occasionally he would check in on MK, of course. He did ask about you at least once everytime he got in contact with the boy though, even while being in the middle of battle. The guilt that was eating at him was a lot more bothersome than getting his hands on the Samadhi Fire's map.

MK noticed how often his mentor would ask about your well-being and at first thought that it was sweet of him to ask about you... But then he realized he could just get in contact with you directly too. You had a charm in form of a necklace that let you transport to Flower Fruit mountain, as well as open the waterfall and get in contact with your lover.

That's when he started to catch onto the suspicion that something must have happened between the two of you.

"Monkey King, why don't you just talk to (Y/N) directly? They still have the charm you gave them, right?"

The golden image of the Monkey King crossed his arms before scratching his cheek with a frown. He seemed suddenly very much uncomfortable.

"I... Uh... I don't have the time for a lengthy talk with them right now. I still need to visit another friend in a bit! Right! Yeah! Okay, see you later, bud!" "Monkey King, wait-"

And then the connection cut off. Feeling upset and abandoned by the one who was supposed to mentor him through his journey as hero, he decided to give you a call.

The phone rang until he heard your voice. Your recorded voice.

"Hi! This is (Y/N)! Please leave a message if you need anything and I'll listen to it as soon as possible!"

He hung up and tried to call again, but it also only went back to voicemail.

Raising an eyebrow at your sudden unavailability, he decided to just send you a text instead, believing you were busy at work and put your phone on silent.

'monkey king keeps asking about you btw, but doesn't seem to wanna talk to you directly :('

'tell me if you wanna talk to him and i can try get you two in contact'

'if he hasn't talked to you recently that is'

'he acts kinda weird rn tbh'

You should be able to read those messages once you got time. Probably after work.

And yet he never received any text back.

What he didn't know was that you weren't at work. In fact, you were being held captive by the Lady Bone Demon's servant, the Mayor. Him and his Lady knew about your relationship with Sun Wukong and how fragile you were compared to the rest of your friends.

"I don't have anything to offer you!" You yelled out as the Mayor held your arms effortlessly behind your back, forcing you to simply talk to his Lady's glowing image in front of you.

She giggled ominously, "On the contrary, (Y/N). Your destiny has been sealed the moment you agreed to a relationship with that damned simian and befriended his successor."

"What the hell am I of use for to you?! I don't have any special abilities you could even benefit from!" Your voice cracked towards the end from the amount of anxiety you had.

"Well, unfortunately for your frail body, your destiny involves succumbing to your wounds."

Before you could question her any further, the Mayor moved your wrists swiftly, breaking your arms in the process. You cried out in pain, breathing heavily as tears began to fall.

"For you see, the charm Sun Wukong gave you will aid us in creating the New World. Contact him through it." She smirked down at your quivering form. "And even if you decide to be uncooperative, destiny will catch up sooner or later..."

And as suspected, you were being very much uncooperative. So much so that you ended up with more injuries than you could keep count of. Probably half of which included several broken bones from the Mayor's raw demonic strength.

While the Lady Bone Demon wasn't so fond of your refusal to call your boyfriend, she merely saw it as a minor delay. She knew Sun Wukong and the rest of the crew would get suspicious and try find you eventually.

Even if it took days upon Wukong telling the crew to find the three four rings...

And find you they did.

But not in the shape they had hoped.

You were completely bloody and bruised, your limbs were mangled in a rather disturbing way.

The crew was horrified- Not only at the sight, but also at the realization that you were lifeless, dead...

The Monkey King felt the most broken. The memories of your forever last conversation being one big mess of an argument... He thought he was keeping you and the others safe...

He mourned over your dead body, letting his tears fall as he carefully cradled you in his arms, his fur and armor now having bloody spots. MK was struggling with telling his mentor to focus because he himself couldn't fully focus anymore at the sight of a close friend's body. However, the thought of other people, including his other friends, ending up in the same position as you were in was terrifying.

And that was all the motivation they both needed to keep moving. The Great Sage wiped away his tears, looking at your resting form one last time before glaring into the distance.

He would avenge your death, no matter what.

And if possible, would try find a way to bring you back... Even if it involves fighting the Heavens once more.

> Link to Masterlist <

#lmk x reader #lego monkie kid #monkey king x reader #sun wukong x reader #angst #spoiler alert: reader dies #wukong is kinda rude during the argument ngl #partially ooc i'd say but it's fiiineee #also last fic for today; i shall now rest

[half-truths-and-hyperbole-louk]

Louk's Bad Batch rewatch part eightttt

Another 2am edition bc why not lolol lets go batchers !!!

Bad Batch 1x04

Tech's little 👆 every time he speaks

Omega went from 😊 to 😞 as soon as she heard "not inhabited" poor baby just wants to explore

Wrecker 🤝 Tech having no idea how to bribe

Wrecker: "we're getting the hang of this civilian thing" Tech: *shakes head*

FENNEC AHXJWJWYHA 👀💕

"The only thing we have worth any money" (jumping again oops) and he uses it to save Omega 🥺😭

Omega: "sightseeing?" Hunter: NOOOO lmao I've never heard him speak so fast

Echo really cosplayed as a droid 🥲

Hunter 🤔 face

Tech: *speaking big words* Wrecker: blalalmamalanam💀

OMEGA WITH THE CLONE TROOPER DOLL 💕💕💕

ECHO WITH THE DOLL 😭💕💕💕

"Droid?!?" 💀

I can't with this whole scene pls 💀

Hunter you just sold your brother !!! Echo you just let him sell you !!!

they should just do this every planet they go to, they could end up rich lol

"Hello there" ~ Omega in her Obi-Wan era

Echo talking like a droid oml 😂

I swear I love Fennec but she actually worries me this ep lol like no I'm not rooting for you today babes

Hunter found the doll and he keeps it 🥰

"We didn't pay for these" 🥺

I'm so ready for Hunter's Joel Miller feral dad phase (@twinsunstars )

Hunter really brought a knife to a gun fight bro

more boys in civvie clothes in s3 ?? 👀 asking for a friend

"Easy with my ship" ~ Tech bro 😂 it's Tech's ship they're all just living in it

lmao Wrecker slamming the comm at Tech

they all just dropped what they're doing to help Omega 😭

"You got me for a bargain" ~ Echo 💀

Omega going down the maintenance tunnel... very Ezra Bridger of her

Wrecker picking Omega up by her arms omg 🥺

"You mess with the kid you mess with me" ~ Wrecker's dad/big brother mode activated

Wrecker hits his head count: 4

I want a Clink droid look at his lil waddle 🤲

" h a n g i n g ? "

Hunter's face watching Omega fall 🥲🙃

FENNEC !! YOU KNOCKED THE CHILD OUT WTF THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T THROW CHILDREN

lmao the driver bopping along to his banger 🎶

Fennec just killed two cops with one blaster

Rambo Hunter got his grumpy face on

OKAY but the slow mo throwing the bomb 👌👌

Fennec's superhero pose moment with the explosion behind her

"I'm missing all the action!" poor Wrecker 🥲

I could be wrong but I'm pretty sure the droid that hates Echo is voiced by Grey DeLisle (Azula from atla 👀 among like a billion others) so shoutout to her 👑

"Don't scare the kid" ~ Wrecker 🥺

aaaaand that's all for now friends 💕 I'm going to have to do like an ep a day now bc it's getting close 🙃

ignore anything that doesn't make sense lmao it's 2:45am and I'm tired lol

#louk’s bad batch rewatch #star wars #the bad batch #hunter the bad batch #the bad batch hunter #bad batch hunter #hunter bad batch #wrecker tbb #tbb wrecker #wrecker bad batch #tech bad batch #the bad batch tech #bad batch tech #tbb tech #echo tbb #echo bad batch #bad batch echo #tbb echo #omega tbb #omega bad batch #tbb omega #bad batch omega #fennec shand #bounty hunter #bad batch #tech the bad batch #clone trooper wrecker #star wars the bad batch #copy paste boys #dad batch

[whatsaboomlakalaka]

alright alright alright alright

Tagged by @fleurywiththesave!

Make a new post with the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! Then, tag as many people as you have WIPs.

lol ok. so.

alphabetical order. fandom in brackets,,, (if its hrpf its absolutely mattdrai). also some of these like belong together in the same world and i have not marked that at all :)))) i'm feral

5 + 1 being caught caramecaeli  (d20 - acoc) bad kids at pride (d20 - fantasy high) blue and bluer (hrpf) blue and bluer TBC (hrpf) caramel waves (d20 - acoc) Castle AU - Dasey (lwd) chap 03 - freshman year [untagged] (lwd) dasey exchange 2022 (lwd) dating app mattdrai (hrpf) Dear Penelope (bridgerton) fig etc (prepared for rain) (d20 - fantasy high) france 2k27 [bridgerchuk] (hrpf) L. I. F. E. W. I. T. H. L. U. C. A. (lwd) L. I. F. E. W. I. T. H. S. K. Y. E. pt 4 (lwd) LA Kings Fic (lwd) lazuli (caramelinda) mind dump (d20 - acoc) mattdrai get together notes (hrpf) not NOT a bridgerton au [aka bridgerchuk] (hrpf) on the rocks (d20 - acoc) prompt 181021 (lwd) prompt NEXT (hrpf) rangers!derek (lwd) sandra lynn biopic (d20 - fantasy high) scenes for iris (hrpf) tennis au (hrpf) the last five years (lwd) tkachuk tkollection service (hrpf) two men and a little lady (hrpf)

dasey fam i've not included anything i've posted to my draft ditch on ao3 even tho those are technically also wips in this folder lol

absolutely refusing to tag as many people as i have wips for obvious reason. selecting across fandoms... @betanoiz @wingedflame @puckthisshift @kairos44 @grantairesbottle @folklauerate @whatafuckingbabe @isalovesslowburn

#even if no one throws an ask at me this is so funny #oops #idk if all of you tagged are ~writing atm #feel free to ignore lol #also feel free to do it if i haven't tagged u obvs #just say i did i'll cover for you x #brb typing #ask meme #EDIT IT LOOKS LIKE ALL THE TAGS DIDN'T SAVE AND I CAN'T FIX IT i love you all i'm sorry

[ninja-knox-ur-sox-off]

SCREAMS

WELCOME BACK

I’VE HAD A WEEEK OF THINKING ABOTU EP 4 NONSTOP AND THE ONLY REASON I’M NOT POSTING ART IS BECAUSE I’M PARANOID ABOUT PEOPLE UNTHINKINGLY SLAPPING SPOILERS IN THE TAGS (its happened before) BUT DADSY HAS MY ENTIRE SOUL ANYWAY

ITS EP 5 TIME AND HECK HECK

MONKIE KID SEASON 4 EPISODE FIVE WE HALFWAY THROUGH BOOOOIIIIIIS

BUCKLE UP I AM NORMAL ALREADY FOLKS

actually to be honest I’ve been pretty chillin until I doodled Pigsy and Mk and now I’m feeling feral THIS SHOW REALLY IS SO GOOD FOR MY BRAIN YELLSSS

OKAY OKAY HERE WE GO COURT OF THE YELLOW ROBED DEMON HECK SOUNDS FUN LETS BOOGIE

continues to be a banger theme song that i will listen to all the way through every time it plays thank you very much

. . .

i need a moment

lays down

Pigsy absolute beloved ;-;

ALSO I’M KINDA WHEEZING AT THE BLUE ISN’T REALLY MY COLOUR

HECK I DIDNT’ APPRECCIATE EP 4 ENOUGH SO YOU BEST BELIEVE I’MA BE CHERISHIGN THE CRAP OUTTA EPISODE FIVE

I’M JUST SO HAPPY PLS BGSL;DKFMSDF

Pigsy washing his clothes in the river, Mk doodling i adore I’m so much and MEI BELOVED BALANCING SWORD ON HER NOSE I’M

THE VIBES ARE SO GOOD I WILL CRY

i had to rewind because i just sat here watching and just ;-; SUCH GOOD VIBES MAN |;A;/

ALSO HECK DIOLOGUE

HECKINGDSFLKMSD

PIGSY CALLING OTHER PIGSY A MONSTER

HMHMHM JOTTING THAT DOWN UR HONOUR

NGL BUT THAT VALIDATES MY OWN LITTLE SELF-INDULGENT FIC I WROTE A WHILE BACK OF TIME TRAVEL AND HIM DISLIKING PAST HIM SORRY I’M JUST GRRGRRRAWRRR BITES /POS

IS PIGSY HAVING TROUBLE ACCEPTING THAT WAS A PAST LIFE?

HECK I’M BITESBITESBITES

THE LAST EP KINDA FELT CONFUSING WHERE TANGS FELT VERY THUROUGH IN WHAT THE BIGGEST REGRET THING WAS BUT

AFTER LITERALLY JUST THAT LINE I’M LIKE OH SO HIS GREATEST REGRET WAS JUST BEING WHO HE WAS HUH FR

I’M LIKE THIRTY SECONDS IN AND ALREADY NORMALGBS;LDFKMA

Tang with the name correction ;-;

PIGSYGBSDFLMWE

DON’T GO COMPARING ME TO THAT DEMON

I’M JUST PLAIN OL PIGSY

|;A;/

I’M FINE IGNORE ME

Pigsy ur so valid for wanting layers on hHNV;LKSMFSD But my good sir no need to apologize for being a hunk smhBG;LSKDFM;WOEF

Mei

Mei absolute beloved

a

s SCREAMS

DRAGON TIME

WE GONNA SEE HIIIMMMMMMM

considering i had so much brainrot about Wukong and Ao Lie brother moments after season 3 if we see him and we get any of his care for his bro i will be emotionally destroyed /pos LIKE I BEEN THINKING ABOUT THEM SM I TELL YOU AAAAAAAA

Mei: oh he must’ve been awesome

you’re right mei he was

just didn’t get much… screen time. book time? time BG;KSADFKMSDF

I WONDER HOW THEY’LL CHRACTERIZE HIM

HECK

AAAAAAA

SO MANY OPTIONS

i am very normal if we see him i’ll cry

Mei’s got some seriously good balance now

MY ANCENSTORGSLDFKMAGNMAWE

.

Okay i wanna laugh over Mei’s I THOUGHT MONKEY KIGN WIAS YOUR DAD! HE’S NOT MY DAD!!!!

I WAS GONNA LAUGH BUT U H

THIS IS THE SECOND TIME THIS HAS BEEN MENTIONED

MK IS LITERALLY DRAWING A STONE EGG

THE PEBBLE CRACKING IN HIS FLASHBACK

BUDDIES OF MINE SUDDENLY ON THE MK AND WUKONG SIBLING TRAIN

head in hands

so this confirms the theory that smacked me in the face last week this is fine

Mk fr probably a pebble from swk’s rock or something i don’t know TOO MANY FINGERS POINTING IN TAT DIRECTION I DONT’ KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THAT FEEL FREE TO PROVE ME WRONG UNIVERSE I WOULD GLADLY ACCEPT IT

AM I AFRAID TO LEARN ABOUT MK’S BACKSTORY NOW?

YEAH A LITTLE BIT

EVERYHTING IS FINE

TIS IS FINE

A

AH

PLS

SCREAMS

HE SAID IT

SHAKES YOU

GUYS HE SAID IT I’MGNSDFLK;MASDF

THE POINT

AND

PIGSY’S MY DAD

PIGSY SWEATINGBDL;KMASD

PLEASENG;LKSAMF

UR HONOUR

UR HONOUR PLEASE

THIS IS MY SEASON

THIS IS MY SEASON

HECKING

GETTING EVERYTHING I COULD EVER WANT SHUT UUUUPPPPBGS;DFKLMAW;EOIMFE

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

HIS BLEP AND CONTINUES COLOURING

Y’ALL MK MY BELOVED I ADORE THIS DUDE SM

PIGSY BLINDSIDED BY BEING CALLED DAD SO BLATANTLY I’M ON THE FLOOR

MK REALLY JUST

LETS CUT THE CRAP THAT’S MY DAD EVERUYBODY ELSE CAN GO I’MGBSD;FKMASDF

Guys I think i found my favourite episode

no lie this is

everything to me rn

PLEASE

A CONSPIRICY BOARDBG;SLKDMFWE

TANG’S DOODLES

SANDY STILL OFF SCREENGBSD;FKM;WOEF

CAN MEI BECOME A HORSENGKLMFD

GOOD QUESTION ACTUALLY

HECK HECK I FEEL LIKE THIS IS MOVING TO FAST I WANT TO GO BACK AND REWATCH THE WHOLE MONKEY KINGS NOT MY DAD PIGSYS MY DAD UH KID I’M NOT TECNICALLY-

HEKCKMGNDSFMSD

YEAH

I CAN’T BELIEVE

THEY’RE THEORIZING ON SCREEN

ABOTU WHETHER OR NOT MK’S RELATED TO MONKEY KING

I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS IS REAL I FEEL LIKE I’M SCROLLING THORUGH THE FANDOM TAGBGBSDL;KFMSDF

I WILL CRY

HECK THIS IS SO FUNNY SEEING IT ALL SLAPPED OUT LIKE THAT I’VE LITERALLY THOUGHT THAT ALL IN THAT ORDER WE’VE MADE SO MANY THEORIES LIKE THIS I’M WHEEZINGNSDFL;KMSDF

BELOVED MONKEY KING

REAL SWK CONFIRMED

I’M GONNA SCREAM

THEY LEGIT DOING THIS??

FR???

I CAN’T BELEIVE THISGBSD;FKLMOEWF

SO

MK

RELATED TO MONKEY KING SOMEHOW CONFIRMED IG

ALL THAT

PLS

HE’S AT LEAST A STONE MONKEY

I DON’T KNOW HOW THAT WOULD WORK I LIKE MONKEY KING BEING ONE OF A KIND AND ALL THAT NOT SURE ABOUT THAT APPROACH BUT HECK IT WE BALL IG

ALSO PLEASELMGSAOFE

MK JUST LIKE NOOOO NONONONONOOO NO THANK YOU THAT’S CRAAAAZY

ah yess because he’s normally sooooo forthcoming with information

HELPGSDLKF

YEAH

SHE GOT A POINT LAD

SHE DO BE GOT A POINT

poor mk not looking very stoked at this possibility

CURIOUS YOU’D THINK HE’D BE ECSTATIC BUT IG TRUAMA DOES A LOT BGSDL;FKMS

MK COMUNICATING LEGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WELL WHEN WE FIND HIM WE CAN ASK HIM! :D

PLS I JUST LOV EHIM A LOT GUYS

PIGSYGBSD;LKFMWE

PIGSY YOU’VE BEEN HERE FIVE SECONDS WHY ARE YOU ANNOYEDNLGKMMFEEF

I’m telling you now! :D

PLS IT TAKES A SECOND TO FIGURE THESE THINGS OUT

H

HECK

SCREAMS

HECK WAIT

I’M NOT READY

THIS IS SO EARLY IN THE EPISODE WDYM

USUALLY THEY WAIT TILL CLSOER TO THE END TO LULL YOU INTO A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY

WE’RE ONLY TWO MINUTES IN

HELP WAITBG;LSDKMF

also welp ig mk really is stone monkey HOW DOES THAT WORK I DON’T KNOW I’M IN PIECES GO BACKGNS;LKFMWE

i DON’T KNOW IF THAT’S MONKEY KINGS ROCK MK I THINK IT’S YOURS

ALSO UM WHAT THE HECKNVG;LKSDMFBGN;AKFMA;WOEF

MK VERY EAGER TO HAVE MONKEY KING EXPLAIN TO EVERYONE HE’S DEFINITELY NOT HIS DADGBSDF;LKM;SDF

th

heck

okay

so

so

soooo

that sounded

less like monkey kings voice there

and more like

ahem Mk’s

SO WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

SCREAMS AND SHAKES YOU ALL

I SWEAR IF HE’S A CLONE

OR HECKING

SOMETHING ID ONT’ KNOW

HE HECKING BETTER NOT BE DEAD

IT BETTER NOT BE MONKEY KING ISNT’ ACTUALLY MONKEY KING AND MK’S HIS REINCARNATION AND MONKEY KING IS ACTUALLY JUST A CLONE LEFT BEHIND TO COACH HIS NEXT LIFE THAT STUPID THING I MADE UP I SWEAR I WILL BE CRUSHED PLEASE DONT’ BE THATBG;SDLKFMAWOE I MADE THAT UP FOR ANGST PURPOSES NOT FOR IT TO BE A HTEORY FOR CANON

i am full of fear

HECK THOSE ARE GIANT EYES

SCROLL CURSE

UP

OH NO THEY LOST THE CHEAT SHEET

CHEAT SHEET WAIT THAT’S SO FUNNYGHSBDFLK;MWEF

OH HECK

HECKK

ECK HECK JGSDJLFSJD

MEI

WATCH IT

OH SHE’S FAST NOW

OH RIP

WELP

I DIDN’T SEE THAT COMING

SO WE’RE GONNA GET A MEI ARC IN THIS ONE AGAIN HUH

BREAK THE SWORD DISSAPOINTED FAMILY OR SOMETHIGN GOTTA RE-PROVE HERSELF OR SOMETHIGN HECKINGNFDL;KMWE

THAT’S SUCH PRETTY ANIMATION THO HECK EHCK

WE’RE ONLY 2:50 IN WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS SCREAMS

.

THEY BETTER NOT HAVE BEEN ALL BUBBLED TO DIFFERENT PLACES I SWEAR

oh no yup separated

I’M SO SORRY MEI ILY

OH RIP

WELP

YUP EVERYBODY SEPERATED

AWESOME

.

HELPGML;SDFM

CONGRATS TANG LOOOKS ILKE YOU’RE IN THE KINGDOM OF WOMEN

GL WITH THAT

WIAT HELPGNSAOWE

HE FR JUST SCREAMS AND BUBBLES AWAY

HELPGMSLDF

I WAS EXPECTING HIM TO BE THERE LONGER HELPGNSDLFKMSDF

peak comedy there well done lets scream and run away from that chapter so true bG;LKAWEMFAEWFNAWFE

.

Mei.

Mei you

Mei you literally have the fire of Samadhi

you have the Samadhi fire

you don’t need a swordnGL;KMAWFE

OKAY THO MEI EP OR SOEMTHING IG

SHE’S GONNA GO ON A JOURNY OF SELF-DISCOVERY IG

ALSO WHERE THE HECK DID MK GO

WE SAW EVERYBODY ELSE

WER’ES MY BOOOIIIII

OH I HATE HIM

IMMEMDEATLEY

WHO’S THIS CLOWN

FIESTY

EAT MY FIST

WHY IS HE

TALKINGNSDFL;KMWE

KILL  HIM

SUS OLD MAN

OH RIGHT YEAH YOU’RE THIS GUY

OH HE’S A VIBE ACTUALLY

LONG HAIR VIBIN

.

YOU BETTER NOT HTINK MEI IS YOU’RE HEKCING WHATEVER

OR MAYBE YOU WANNA CONSUME HER

OKAY YEAH

FUN

I’LL BE SPICY ALRIGHT

OHH

OKAY CONCERN

BURN HIM ALIVE

COME ON W

oh

not gonna

eat her right away oka

ITS HIM

ITS HIM

ITS HIM HITSBSFBGANFABF;IOAWMEFAWMGFA;LFMAWOIEMFAF

SCREAMS

SCREAMS

ITS HIM

TIS HIM

SHAKES YOU SHAKES YOU ITS HIM

I KNOW IT IS

ITS HIM I TS HIM TBNSLKMGNEEM

ITS HIM

GREEN

GREEN

ITS HIM

SCREAMS IT HE

ITS HIM ITS MY MAAAN

ITS HE

SCREAMS

ITS AO LIE

SHUT I’M UP GONNA CRY ITS HIM RIGHT NOW HE

I’M HAVING A MOMENT HERE GUYS GIVE ME A SECOND I’M GONNA CRY

OH HE’S SO SCRUNGLY

OH HE’S SO

YES

OH THE LONG SLEEVES EXCUSE ME HE’S SO DELIGHTFUL

I IMMEDEATELY ADORE HIM

I am not normal

HE’S BEAUTIFUL

HIS LITTLE HEADTILT

I WILL SOB

HELPGMSDLFKMSDF

TANG JUST ZOOMIN

NOP NOPE NOPE NOPE

THE NEZHA MOMENT

THIS IS ACTUALLY SO MUCH FUN

HECK AO LIE IS SO SCRUNGGLY I WOULD DIE FOR HIM YA’LL

HE’S DRAWN SO NICE

HES’ BEAUTIFUL

MEI GETS TO HANG OUT WITH HER ANCESTOR

SHE’S EITHER GONNA BE ANNOYED BY HIM OR VIBE AND I’M GONNA CRY EITHER WAY

OH NOPPES OUT TANG ET MOVING

YUP NOPE

THAT’S THE WORNG DOOR VERY MUCH

OH HE’S LAUGHIGN AT HER

WHATS SO FUNNY GUY

I LOVE

I LOVE HIM

SISTER

PLS

I ADORE HIM

YOU DONT’ UNDERSTAND I’M IN LOVE WITH HIS DESIGN THE VOICE ACTOR IS SO GOOD

THE :3 FACE THEY’RE GIIVNG HIM

i am actually going to cry YOU GUSY HE’S SO SCRUNGLY

PLEASE

PLEASE HE’S EVERYHTING TO ME

I WANT TO GIVE HIM SNACKS

THE TRIP

PLEASE

HE’S JUST A GOOFY LITTLE GUY

truly this is the youngest sib during the journey truly tis him

i love how i’m just assuming this is Ao Lie when i actually have no proof its just the vibes via the story and the fact he’s beautiful and green and absolutely delightful I WOULD DIE FOR HIM YOU DON’T UNDERSTANDNGLSDMAGNWO;EFM

oh man we’re only halfway through this is gonna be a long post hG;KLSDFJSD

THIS GUY

YUP MILDLY ANNOYED

I LOVE HIM

OH

OH BUDDY NO

BUD

BELOVED

I’M ABOUT TO CRY

BRUH REALLY

JUST VIBIN

WAITING FOR HIS PWOERS TO BE SNATCHED

AND MEI JUST OUTRAGED BY THAT

YEAH

I’M

HECK

HECK GUYS THAT’S HER ANCESTOR I’M GOING TO BURST INTO TEARS THIS IS A THREAT

INACTION IS CARELESS

IN

INTERSTING

MADAM

MEI NOT ALL OF THAT IS CORRECT

OH LETS GO I HOPE THIS IS A BOTH LEARN SOMETHING FROM EACH OTHER ARC I WILL CRY

MEI HECKA PASSIONATE ABOUT HER FRIENDS

HELPGMSDFLMADF

DO NOT SENSE

PLEASE

PLEASE HANG ON THIS IS MOVING SO FAST

THEY WENT FROM LIKE

HI HI

*INTENSE PHYSCOLOGICAL DISCUSSION*

THEY JUST MET PLEASENG;LKMSDFE

IS IT GONNA BE LIKE

GET OUT AND THEN SURPRISE! I’M AO LIE!

ANYWAY IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU BYEEEE

PLS

A SWORD IS POWERLESS WITHOUT THE HAND THAT WEILDS IT

I ADORED IT

MY DUDE WHO IS PROBABLY AO LIE no its’ definitely Ao Lie AO LIE BELOVED I LOVED IT ITS A GREAT BIT OF WISDOM

THEIR LITTLE BANTER IS SO FUNNY PLEASE

MEI’S READY TO BITE HIM HE’S JUST SILLY GOOFY MAN

THEY BOTH GOT GOOD POINTS

man family dinner must be fun if his sister’s anything like Mei bGALK;SMDFAOWEF MAN I LOVE THEM

TANG REALLY GOING THROUGH IT

M

MO??????

MO??????

MO IS THAT YOU???

HECK???

WHERE’D YOU COME FROM???

WHY AREN’T YOU WITH SANDY??

i mean sandy’s probably not sandy rn but MO????

OH HECK

HELLO

AH

LOUDLY

DECLARING THAT HUH

WHATS GOING ON OVER THERE

Y’know hang on before we listen to Wukong’s bros trash talk him i wanna think about the fact that Wukong and Ao Lie probably get along great because they’re so alike

they’re just silly goofy Ao Lie probably reminds Wukong of himself back when he was just goofing off pls

OH??

OH MACAQUE’S THERE LISTENIGN TO THEM TRASH TALK HIS BELOVED FRIEND?? YEAH?? OH I’M INVESTED LETS FREAKING GO

unpredictable sure is a word for WukongnGL;KMEAFWE

CHARERISTICALLY QUIET PLSNG;LSDKMF

oh wow hey

New VA nailing it actually

deeper sounding

more gruff hang on i need a sec

lays down

heck

okay

okay we’re good

lets see if Azure’s vibes continue to be rancid or he says something to bring it back

also my goodness what a good thing to slap in there, Monkey king gone for years at a time sure does make it sketchy i’m biting this

OH HE’S IN THE BIG OL KING SEAT UH

TANG RECIGNIZING HIM FROM THE DOODLE

PLS THAT’S SO SILLY /POS

NO YEAH ME TOO DUDE

HE’S HECKA SUS

HIS VIBES CONTINUE TO BE RANCID

also heck i’m curious as to what they’re gonna do with this

like if Mac goes along with those three and then it’s actually the other way around not Wukong betraying them but them betraying him that’d be WILD considering we’re all so sure its something Wukong did but heck maybe Azure really does do something heck heck

OKAY BACK TO THE FAMBLY

and the excellently designed dude i immediately hated

he and Ao Lie are on opposite sides of the scale for me pleasemKLGASDF Cool design I IMMEDEATELY HATE HIM and COOL DESIGN I ADORE HIM

Whats up greasy ole face weirdo

oh

OH BELOVED

BEAUTY FIRST

DID I HEAR THAT RIGHT

DID HE JUST SAY BEAUTY FIRST OR AM I JUST IN LOVE WITH THE DESIGNGNSDLFKMABGOWEMF

I’M GONNA ASSUEM THAT’S WHAT HE SAID AND CRY OVER THE FACT AO LIE IS PRETTY WE BEEN KNEW

OH MAN MEI’S GREAT

YEAAAHHHHH

SCREAMS

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

is the the DANG DRAGON MOMENT U SEEM MORE FAMILAR ARE WE RELATED MOMENT OR GNSLDK;MFAOWEIM

AAAA

SEH’S SO GOOD I LOVE HER A LOT

GET EM MEI

OH

AYO

MADE HERSELF A SWORD

LETS FREAKING GOOOOOOOOOOO

SHE’S SO GOOD

I LOVE HER

WHITE HORSE DRAGON

HEAR THAT AO LIE??

HEAR THAT???

Its okay i’m fine i’m just losing it

GET EM GURRRLL

SHE’S SO

FREAKING POWERFUL

OH WOW THE DRAMATIC

HAIR SWOOSHY

I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS THE RIGHT DAY TO BE CARELESS

OH

OH FREAKING

HECK

WOW

HE’S

OH WOW

AW

I LOVE

HIM

I LOVE IM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM

ITS YOU

AO LIE LIKE EH??

VA GO BRRR

I KNEW YOU WERE COOL

OH REALLY YOU THINK SO? :D

HE’S SO SCRUNGGLY

OH THE COOLEST

PLEASE

I WANT MORE OF HIM

I WANT MORE OF HIM SO BADLY

I BEG OF YOU

HE IS EVEYRTING TO ME I GOT CHILLS

HECK

HECK

OH

OH

OH MAN

MAN

AMV TIME HERE I COME THIS SEASON IS SO FREAKING GOOD I’M LOSING IT

I’M GONNA MAKE SO MANY AMVS I SSWEAR

I’M GONNA WATCH THIS EP ON LOOP

AO LIE IS EVERYTHING

I WANT HIM BACK

PLEASE

AAAAAAAAAA

|;A;/

SCREEAAAMMSSS

OKAY

OKAY

MK

OH MY BOY  ARE YOU ALRIGHT?

HECK HE WAS STRAIGHT UP KNOCKED OUT UNLIKE EVERYONE ELSE

GO BACK WHERE’S PIGSY HECK HECK HECK

I WANT MORE DADSY CONTENT WAAAAIT

OHBOY

WHERE ARE THEY

W

OH PUTI

OH

OH

OH

OH ARE WE

WHERE

HECK

HANG ON

SHOOT

HE IS NOT REPLACING SWK IN THIS

I SWEAR

I WILL LOSE MY GOSH DANG MIND IF THEY DO THAT

SWK IS TOO IMPORTANT TO ME DON’T DO THIS TO ME

HECK HECK HECK HECK HECK

SCREAMS

OKAY

OKAY SO MK IS IN

MONKEY KINGS PLACE

HECK

SO CONFIMRED MK STONE MONKEY AT LEAST, LITERLALY SWK’S SON OR SIBLING AT MOST OR LITERALLY SWK, AO LIE IS MY MOST FAVOURITE EVER I WANT HIM AND SWK BEING GOOFY TOGETHER RIGHT FREAKING NOW, ZHU BAJIE’S GREATEST REGRET MIGHT JSUT BE HIM BEING HISMELF, LBD LOOKED RIGHT AT TANG, MEI CAN MAKE HER OWN NEW SWORD NOW, MK MIGHT BE REPLACING MONKEY KING, AZURE’S VIBES CONTINUE TO BE RANCID, THE NEW VA FOR MAC IS DOING A REALLY GOOD JOB OF SOUNDING CLOSE THE TO THE OG (nothing but appreciation for this guy thank you big shoes to fill) AND THEY’RE ALL SEPERATED, TANG FOUND MEI THO, AO LIE WAS READY TO GIVE UP HIS OWN POWERS, THEY CLASHED BOTH HAD GOOD POINTS, TANG BOOKED IT OUT OF THE KINGDOM OF WOMEN, MK DIDN’T KEEP HIS FRIENDS IN THE DARK ABOTU HIS VISIONS FOR LONGER THAN LIKE TWO EPISODES AND IS COMMUNCIATING, SEEMS TO HAVE A PROBLEM THINKING ABOUT SWK AS HIS DAD, PIGSY GOT CALLED DAD PIGSY’S MY DAD, AH HECK HECK THIS EPISODE HAD SO FREAKING MUCH THEY FOUND MO, HOLDS HIM GETNLY, MACAQUEEEEEE AAAAAAAAA I LOVE ALL THESE GUYS SO MUCH

SHUT UP I THINK THIS IS MY FAVOURITE EPISODE NOBODY TOUCH ME I GOT EVERYTHING BUT WUKONG AND I’M ON A HIGH

KNOX OUT I GOTTA GO RUN INTO SOME SNOW

#knox rambles #knox reacts #monkie kid season 4 #lmks4spoilers #lmks4englishspoilers #I AM MENTALLY ILL /POS #AS EXPECTED THIS SEASON IS DESTROYING ME I'M #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #HOLY CRAP WHAT A HALFWAY POINT EPISODE THAT WAS SO MUCH I #HECKECKGMGBJMGOI;AWO;IEFJ;LAKFDS #THANK THE GODS FOR THE LAST CHILL EPISODE THIS WAS SO MUCH I'M HECKGB;SLKDFMEW #OKAY I GOTTA GET OFF WIFI SOMEONE NEEDS IT FOR THEIR MEETING I JUST WANTED TO POST THIS BECAUSE I'M LOSING MY MIND AND WILL BE FOR THE REST #OF THE WEEK THANKS GOOD DAY #HOPE Y'ALL ARE DOING WELL AND VIBIN I'M GOING FERAL

[love-strawberry]

sunshine on a cloudy day

summary : in which they're lovers on screen and off screen.

pairing : jamie campbell bower x reader

warnings : language, stranger things season 4 spoilers

author's note : okay so SPOILERS peter is NOT vecna in this, he's just 001 having powers, his brother, imma call him harry is vecna and he killed (yourcharactername) so yeah, i'll be publishing a peter ballard imagine soon with this plotline so you'll be understanding this a bit better. also, volume 2?? wtf was that?? killing eddie huh? he deserved a better ending, he died with the town believing him to be a murderer and im so mad ahshbsjaksb and using will to develop mike and el?? will doesn't deserve this im so angry rn but here you go

tagged : @cmccarthy21-123abc @ateliefloresdaprimavera @slut4benbarnes @0oolookitsme @ellora-brekker @sapphireshields @you-bleed-just-toknowyouarealive

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-> y/n_ i love you more, you're my soul <3

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username peter and (yourcharactername) 🤝 jamie and y/n : being madly in love with eachother

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y/n_ he is more excited to wear his pink sneakers more than he is for our date night

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[ficklecat]

Kakashi week fic docket (TENTATIVE)

For planning purposes plus I figure y’all may be interested :)

Day 4/Sept 13:

Any AU - hairdresser Gai one shot/fluff piece (ty to the lovely @frog-thief for permission to create based on their AU idea!!)

Day 5/Sept 14:

Hiding/Mirror - Sasuke fix-it/character study one shot (note to Axel: RESIST THE URGE TO ROLL AROUND IN THE ANGST LIKE A FERAL DOG)

Day 6/Sept 15:

Bday/Free - kid Kakashi bday ficlet feat. Zaddy Sakumo (note to Axel: SEE ABOVE)

Day 8/Sept 17:

Recovery - post war KKG h/c one shot

Hoping to stick to this, we shall see! Ofc lengths will vary and work on SLT will continue as well 👌🏻

#progress report #fic planning #kakashi week 2023 #kakagai #kakashi hatake #ax says stuff n things

[arthropod-concoctions]

Uprooted: chapter 3

(ch 1 - ch 2 - ch 4)

Scott woke up, and was immediately reminded by the empty space in bed next to him of what happened yesterday. His husband was gone. Or at least, the person he used to be was gone. The red-lifed that he'd become had still been sitting outside near the toolshed the last time Scott had looked out of the window. He rubbed his eyes. Sunlight poured through the cracks in the window shutter; he'd woken up far later than usual, though honestly, it's a miracle he'd fallen asleep at all. Scott opened the shutter and peeked through- no sign of Jimmy in sight. Scott went to the door and opened it slowly, then tiptoed outside. What he really wanted to do was go back to sleep and not wake up for a year, but the cows still had to get fed just like any other day.

The question in the back of Scott's mind was answered when he walked around the corner towards the cows' enclosure, as he saw Jimmy lying sprawled out on a pile of hay, face buried inside, snoring softly. Scott's heart broke once again at the sight-- if he ignored the holes in his head and the smell of smoke that still permeated him, Scott could almost imagine that things were normal, that Jimmy was just feeling sick.

It wasn't fair. Being a widower would be hard enough anyways, and it would be so much harder if the ghost of his husband kept haunting his periphery.

A loud moo from the side startled Scott out of his thoughts; the cows were getting impatient. Scott shook his head and went to get some hay-- being very careful to not touch Jimmy, who was still sleeping-- then went into the pasture.

The cows crowded around him, all wanting to snatch their share of the hay. Many of them let out almost offended-sounding moos.

“Calm down, you drama queens. You're not going to starve,” Scott muttered to them. Obviously the cows had plenty of grass to enjoy, but they'd gotten used to the extra batch of hay that Scott and Jimmy would feed them daily, and got very grumpy without it. Scott almost chuckled at the sight, but it came out more like a quick exhale from his nose.

After taking care of the cows, Scott left the enclosure again, taking another glance at Jimmy sleeping on the pile of hay-

He wasn't sleeping anymore. His position had shifted slightly, and he was no longer snoring. Jimmy had woken up, and was now just pretending to sleep. Scott felt his heartbeat quickening. Would Jimmy pounce at him if he walked past?

He didn't want to risk it. So instead he called out: “I can tell you're awake, Jimmy.”

Jimmy groaned, and rolled over in the hay, then opened his eyes to look at Scott. “G'morning,” he said.

“Good afternoon.”

“Didya sleep well?”

“Not really.”

“Neither did I.” Jimmy rolled over again, then sat up, as far as that was possible. He rubbed his eyes and yawned. Scott felt a little guilty about locking him out; that haystack was probably a lot less comfortable than their bed. He immediately cursed himself for the thought. Who was he kidding? Letting a Red into his house at night would be practically suicide.

Scott dashed over the yard quickly, putting a bit of distance between himself and Jimmy, but the latter made no move towards him. Instead he called out:

“I'm not going to kill you, Scott.”

Scott stopped, but didn't turn around. “Why are you still here, then?” he responded.

“Well where else am I supposed to go? If I go back to the village, everyone'll freak out. And if I go somewhere where people don't know me, they'll just assume I'm some feral Red and get rid of me!”

Now Scott did turn around, and said: “But you are a Red! Isn't a fight what you want? Just sticking around here and fighting the urge to attack me the whole time isn't going to help either of us!”

“But I don't have the urge to attack you, Scott! I don't want to attack anyone, I promise!” Jimmy sounded desperate. “I just want things to go back to normal.”

“So do I,” Scott whispered. Then he went back inside the house.

Scott closed the door behind him, and noticed the pot that he was making dye in yesterday. The concoction had boiled for too long, it'd probably be unrecoverable by now; but Scott didn't bother throwing it out. Dye-making was about the furthest thing from his mind right now. He sat down in his usual chair at the table for two.

Jimmy's behavior didn't make any sense. Scott had heard stories of how the red-lifed acted; their character stayed the same, but an uncontrollable bloodthirst overcame them, and they stopped caring about anything except violence. Yet Jimmy hadn't tried to attack anything since he'd come to the doorstep yesterday. Scott had also heard that there were instances of Reds retaining some sort of affection or loyalty for former loved ones; but that usually came in the form of giving them a wide berth as they sated their desires elsewhere. Not staying around the house like Jimmy was doing; and Scott knew him well enough to know he didn't have the patience to pull off a long con, no matter what color his eyes had turned.

Could he be telling the truth? Could it be that Jimmy genuinely didn't feel the red-lifed bloodlust? Scott wasn't sure he could believe that, against all the experiences he'd heard all his life, including from Jimmy himself-- but by the Universe, he wanted it to be true. He wanted nothing more than for Jimmy to be his usual self, after all.

He heard the door opening behind him.

Scott turned around. He must've forgotten to close the lock on the door; Jimmy was standing in the doorway, looking at Scott, the red glow in his eyes more visible now that they were out of the sunlight. And he was holding a scythe in his hand.

Welp, nevermind, Scott thought, I guess this is it for me. But while he debated whether he should run to the kitchen and grab a knife, Jimmy spoke up:

“I harvested the wheat, Scott. I've put it in the silo.” Then he closed the door again.

Scott hadn't moved from his chair. He exhaled slowly. He'd hardly even panicked at the sight of a red-lifed Jimmy with a weapon; he just felt tired. Something has to change here, he thought as a tear rolled down his cheek.

Scott's stomach rumbled, and he suddenly remembered he hadn't eaten anything all day. He stood up and went to the kitchen to grab some bread. What had Jimmy been eating this whole time? He wondered. Do reds even need to eat?

After finishing the bread, he tried to go back to making dye, but he ended up spending the rest of the afternoon just fidgeting with a poppy. Those were always Jimmy's favorite flowers. They would match beautifully with his eyes now.

The sun set without Scott noticing. When he noticed it had turned dark, he walked towards the door. He'd intended to lock it and go to bed. But the thought of laying down in the bed all alone, while Jimmy slept outside on a haystack, made him feel an indescribable emotion. So instead he opened the door and stepped outside, poppy still in hand.

He walked the same route he had done this morning, and saw Jimmy laying down in the haystack again; but he wasn't sleeping yet, and he looked up at Scott as he approached him. Slowly, he slid back down to the ground.

“...Scott?” Jimmy spoke softly. The red sheen of his eyes glittered on his face; he'd been crying.

Scott began tearing up as well at the sight, and he sped up his walk until he reached Jimmy, then he pulled him into an embrace. Jimmy gasped, and didn't hug back; he froze.

“Jimmy,” Scott muttered, “Can you do me one favor?”

“O- of course,” Jimmy whispered back. “Anything.”

“If you're going to kill me- if you were ever going to kill me- could you just get it over with now?”

For a moment, they were both still; then, Scott felt Jimmy's arms wrap around his sides. His skin felt rough, but his movements were gentle; more gentle than he'd ever seen Jimmy before.

“I won't hurt you. I'll never hurt you. I promise you.”

And Scott let out a sob, and they held each other in the darkness of the night, while the difference between green and red was invisible.

#arthropod writes #third life smp #trafficblr #jimmy solidarity #scott smajor #flower husbands #3rd life fic #i don't know how i've suddenly gained the ability to write longer chapters but i view this as a good thing #home is being uprooted #trafficshipping

[laldupattewali]

so like i had this lukadrigaminette fic idea

so its basically like those 4+1 fics?

so we know mari and kagami are canonically great artists and i also hc luka as one (cuz like look at him he probably makes logos and stuff and decorates his guitar) so theyre all like “omg lets have an art date itd be so cool” and then adriens like “yeah lmao i cant draw” so kagami being part of rich squad is like “im sure monsieur agreste wouldve sent you to art lessons” and hes like “yeah i know a lot about paintings and art forms but i cant even draw a line” and luka and mari are just giggling cuz how does The Adrien Agreste not know how to draw and so they make him draw all 3 of them as a date and make jokes and have fun but the moment someone makes an offhand comment about it that makes adrien sad the three go absolutely feral and then encourage adrien and show him their older sketchbooks and yeah

the next would be like sorta similar except it would be mari cuz adrien plays the piano and luka plays the guitar and i assume kagami would have learnt something like violin or something cuz yk rich kids and mari doesn’t have the time nor the money to buy a teacher and ig it would follow the same storyline but like 30degrees to the right

kagamis was videogames cuz we know mari and adrien are pros and luka is just that cool but kagamis grandma would be like “nO iTs nOt lAdYliKe” or something plus girl has just been introduced to manga theres no way she knows about videogames

lukas was chinese lmao i assume that since adrien has been helping mari with her chinese shes better than before even though the shanghai movie said lmao no do i look like i listen to canon and since adrien was taught chinese it is more than likely that so was kagami and so theyll be chatting away in chinese and luka would be like “w h a t” bit he wouldn’t say anything and one of them would say something to him and in chinese and hed just be like “mhm!” and theyd just stare at him for a few minutes before realising that luka does not know chinese

a bonus storyline for luka was him being the only one to have a sibling and the others are like i wish i had a sibling and hes like no you do not

sooooo yeah

#lukadrigaminette #miraculous ladybug #mlb universe #lukadrien #marigami #adrienette #adrigami #lukagami #lukanette

[thineferalrats]

NSFW alphabet///Vander

Warnings: nsfw content (MDNI 🔞)

I havnt spell checked this yet.

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A: Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

He is DEFINITELY a aftercare guy, making sure your taken care, he’s a busy man so the aftercare sometimes is not as long as he would want it to be sometimes but he douse what he can, even if it’s just words of affirmation or a-lot of kisses and hugs after a quicky (if tho they don’t happen often cuz he really douse not care for them) but when he douse have time he WILL cuddle you all night and kiss you, and tell you how amazing it was, and remind you how gorgeous you are. Definitely keep the praise up even after everything is done.

B: Body Part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

On himself I think we can all agree his arms, or his hair, I feel he’s very proud of his hair being nice and full for his age ya know.

Now ok his partner, no one can tell me he is not a tittie guy, size is not really the thing but he definitely would not mind barring his head in some nice big tits (who wouldn’t) or maybe even a thigh kinda guy, but I also feel like his like non sexual favorite part would be your face, or more specifically your smile seeing you laugh or smile is one of the best sights on earth in his opinion

C: Cum (Anything to do with cum)  

Creampies. All that needs to be said. I feel like in the beginning of y’all’s relationship he would use a condom but once he’s comfort with you, your gonna need some birth control or be ready for kiddo number 5, but if birth control is not a option he would understand and use protection or pull out. Also hear me out I feel like he Definitely gets off when you give him head and shallow it ya know.

D: Dirty Secret

Definitely thought about either 1. Fucking you as hard as humanly possible In an ally way, (especially when you tease him when walking home) or 2. Bending you over the bar and pounding into you like there’s no tomorrow, with or without people but these are just fantasy’s he probably won’t act on since he don’t wanna get caught in a ally by someone he knows or worse the kids and the bar one would just get him in trouble but then again tease him enough and the first one might just seem just reasonable enough

E: Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

I feel like he definitely knows what he’s doing, he’s been alive for 45 years so he’s definitely picked up a thing or two from his very eventful youth, he definitely knows how to eat you out to the point your nails are engraving scratch marks on the wooden beside table, now he douse not really know much about the well kinkyer side of thing but knows the basics and some other small things and is good at it definitely

F: Favorite Position

Now he’s not a complete vanilla person but this man loves some good old missionary lets me honest, he likes being able to see your face and have access to your clit to. But I also feel like he enjoys Cowgirl to so we can see all the expressions you make. I feel like he wouldn’t mind doggystyle either tbh, on your side to when y’all wake up or something to.

G: Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc.)

If something funny happens like you falling off the bed he’s gonna laugh but also ask if your ok why laughing, he’s a very humorous dude ya know

H: Hair (How well-groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Man douse his best but he douse not get much time to shave with 4 kids running around causing mayhem everywhere they go. I feel like to be honest he really don’t care to shave unless it gets bad. Now if it bothered you or something he definitely do his best to shave as often as he had time to

I: Intimate (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

He’s a really intimate guy, loves telling you how gorgeous you are but also don’t get me wrong the second you where to ask him “faster or harder” he would go FERAL cuz I feel like he definitely holds back because he douse not wanna hurt you or anything but he douse enjoy a nice and easy intimate time with you. I feel like he secretly has no patience, but he has grown to have some because of the kids and stuff.

J: Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

He most definitely used to, but I feel like now he douse it like non to very little, mainly cuz of the kids but when you came into his life he felt no need to. Cuz he’d rather have you then his own hand, the only way I could see this man doing it is if he’s had a really long day and your asleep when he comes to bed and he needs to blow off some steam or something.

K: Kink (One or more of their kinks)  

I think everyone has agreed this man has a breeding kink which as you see now explains why I said what I did before hand about the creampies. Bro has a bondage kink, (both ways), definitely douse not mind putting his hand around your neck but he would really wanna squeeze or anything cuz he douse not wanna hurt you in any way. Anyway No one can argue with these, Size kink and overstimulation (both ways) and marking for sure but would help you hide the marks if you wanted to

L: Location (Favorite places to do the do)

His bedroom. Other places are to Risky for his liking, he douse not want the kids walking in on anything, now it’s not his favorite but if it called for it and he couldn’t make it to the bedroom and yall having sexual tension up to the sky and the bar is closed and the kids are asleep, The bar but the doors are being locked and clothes won’t come completely off.

M: Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Let’s be honest here man has a high sex drive but don’t ever admit it, cuz really all it takes is you giving him a decent view or sneaky kisses, or even just whispering something in his ear, but he has the some insane willpower and will wait till y’all are alone, I also feel like being confidant would get him going like you helping him behind the bar and when no one’s paying attention whisper how badly you want him and then walk away or act like you’ve said nothing.

A good way tho to get railed into the mattress is small teasing all through the day running your hands in his hair that or a very sneak brush against his crotch, like moving by him and pressing your ass into him or something, but making it seem innocent but he’s knows it was on purpose cuz he’s smart he’ll figure it out,

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Anything like really kinky or rough like slapping punching and he’s definitely against knife play won’t go near it, I mean he don’t mind being rough with you when railing you, but anything thst would hurt you just no

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He really enjoys eating you out let’s be honest tho, he loves sees your head go back and your back arch off the bed (or bar) when your about to finish, he loves when your thighs squeeze around his face to be honest

But with that I wanna say he definitely loves when you give him head let’s be honest, as I said before this ties in, but like he definitely likes it, being able to grab your hair and mouth fuck you is chefs kiss for him

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

I feel like at first he would be gental but the longer y’all are doing it the faster that man is getting intell he reaches absolute feral, definitely would have to bite something or have your mouth covered near the end

Q: Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Not a fan, he’s a very romantic and he really can’t be romantic or anything with quickies, he would much rather take his time with you, but if you have been teasing him all day and he knows he’s not gonna get the time in a good minute to fuck you into the mattress, he’ll settle for a quickie in the storage room with the door locked

R: Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Not really a risky person because again he douse not want the kids walking in on anything. Now before the kids he was a very risky and an experimental person. But has calmed down ALOT now that the kids are in his life and you. I feel like he’s still a little experimental, he’s willing to try anything with in reason that you wanna try

S: Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last, etc.)

He has ALOT of stamina, u can’t tell me don’t, bro was a one man army. He can definitely go 3-4 rounds or 5 if the rounds are not long, but he definitely prefers to draw them out for awhile, he will make you finish more then he douse, like bro will finish idk 3 or 4 times in the end and you’ll finish like 5 times now this is if y’all have the time, this is another reason he’s not a fan of quickies, now In his younger years I feel like he definitely hade quickies and maybe even some one night stands.

T: Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

I feel like he’s not a big fan of them cuz he feels if a toy can do it so can he, but if there was a toy you wanted to use or try he wouldn’t be against it as long as it’s not to extreme, I feel like he definitely wouldn’t mind vibrators tho, using a small one on your clit why fucking you, he could approve of because really the better you feel the better he feels (he’s such a service top),

now toys for him I feel like he’s not a big fan of cuz for him your enough and he has no interest or need for them.

U: Unfair (How much they like to tease)

I feel like he definitely will tease you, whisper in your ear or give you a sneaky kiss the on the neck or slap on the ass. He definitely douse not mind you teasing him back just as long as it’s not obvious and you do it sneakily, definitely if there’s no one around he will reach put his hands up your shirt or down your pants but only for a second and then go back to whatever he was doing.

V: Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

I feel like he’s not a extremely vocal during it but that’s just because of this kids I feel like if your alone and no one’s in the house he’d definitely make some decent noise, I feel like he mainly just likes hearing you noises you make, definitely would encourage your noises if your home alone but if there’s kids home he’d cover your mouth or give you something to bite (even if it’s himself)

W: Wild Card (Random headcanon)

He definitely would not mind being a bottom and letting you be in control sometimes as long as you know what your doing and you feel good, since he’s always been the one in charge of everything I feel like he’d enjoy a break from it and letting someone boss him around a bit would be a good break for him, definitely feel like he would blush and crumble if you called him a good boy and praised him. Plus this ties in with him liking cowgirl definitely.

X: X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants)  

Just DAM, bro is a big man so he definitely is at least packing a good 9 inch’s (or more) feel like girth is just a 10/10 to lets be honest.

Y: Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

As I said before man has a higher sex drive then he would probably like, one look from you and he’d wanna go feral. I feel like if he had a partner that was the same way there would be a decent amount of sexy time

Z: ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards

He’s a dad what do ya think, he can fall asleep anywhere and everywhere, he’d make sure your ok and comfortable first tho before even thinking about falling asleep, and would cuddle you. He’d be very easy to wake up tho if you needed something tho, but i definitely feel like it depends on how tired he is before yall even did anything.

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A/n- JESUS this took longer then i expected I would have made them longer if i had the time and I might add on to them later on.

Hope yall liked itttttt 💕💕💕💕



#headcanon #vander arcane #vander x reader #smut #arcane #mdni #a z challenge #arcane headcanon

[rainbowchewynuggets]

Hellboy & The Gatekeeper (pt 4)

The Advisor, having pulled Hellboy by his stone hand, digs its pointed knee into his back and pins him against the wall with a sickening crunch. Hellboy lets out a grunt of pain. He wrenches out of its grip and gets back up.

The altercation plays out like a feral fencing match, neither able to get around the other in the narrow corridor. Dust rises in clouds as they maneuver. Hellboy’s stone hand is powerful, and he gets some good hits in. The Advisor’s body cracks like heavy plaster as it takes the damage. But it is unhesitating, fast and sharp. It fights like a trained combatant, punching and scratching and grappling at calculated areas.

Hellboy gets raked through the chest and thrown to the ground a few feet from the Keeper, who is just now standing up unsteadily. Four red gashes gleam on the red man’s black muscle shirt. The Advisor readies to pounce claws-first.

A: Die, intruder!

Its body is nearly in the air when Hellboy slips a flash of steel from his coat. A heavy gray handgun. He fires a blast into the creature’s face. The Keeper’s tendrils and shoulders jump with the shock of the blast as an emphatic “POW” fills the corridor. The Advisor’s head is a cloud of lit gunpowder, dust, and shattered horns.

The body falls back heavily on the steps. A wisp of something escapes it and floats downstairs. The body shrinks down to a skinny skeletal form only a little taller than Hellboy. The torn robes that once flowed from its neck leave the mangled “bones” exposed. Its remaining spines and horns return to tendrils, which dry up and break into pieces on the floor. The thorny texture that dug into Hellboy’s back lessens, but stays.

Hellboy and Gatekeeper at once: Possession.

The Gatekeeper solemnly approaches the remains. In comparison, the Advisor was twice the Keeper’s size with tendrils as long as their height that must have waved behind them like a sea. The Keeper stands over them, staring at the lifeless body. Hellboy can’t see their face, but their body is as tense and unmoving as the corpse. They look so much like a child.

H: You okay?

G: I think so.

H: Sorry about your teacher, kid.

G: I think they’d have killed me otherwise.

The Keeper turns to look at Hellboy, eyes fixed on his wounds. Hellboy is pressing them with his soft hand.

G: You’re bleeding.

H: I’ll live.

G: *skeptical* Really?

H: Trust me. So, were they always that mean?

He gestures at the Advisor.

G: …Yes. But not like that.

The radio with the blue light at Hellboy’s hip suddenly comes to life.

Baler: Agent Hellboy. Sitrep.

G: Who’s that?

H: *dryly* My advisor.

He digs for the radio and holds down the button.

H: Yeah, I’m in a tunnel about a mile below a farmhouse. Looks like some kinda rift situation. I think I’m onto something, just sit tight.

G: *stares at the radio as Hellboy’s talking* Your advisor is tiny.

B: Who is that???

G: I’m the Gravekeeper.

H: I thought you said “Gatekeeper”?

G: It’s the same thing.

H: Anyway, I’ve got help. I’ll let you know if we get in real trouble.

B: Sigh. Alright. Just shut this thing down and don’t let anything get out. Report with updates.

H: Uh-huh.

Hellboy and the Keeper’s attentions are distracted as the body turns to piles of dust on the stone floor.

They go deeper into the passage. The walls grow more dark and vague until it’s hard to tell if they’re there at all. It might just be empty black air. Light comes from somewhere above, like midday sun but with the dim light of twilight. The stairs are gone, buried in dust. Pumice-y rocks and weird coral-like structures start to appear, becoming larger and more numerous as they go. The purple fire appears more often.

The kid grows more detailed, with a stony pimply quality to their skin, not unlike the “coral” around them. They have weird chiseled teeth. Hellboy turns more mealy and orange.

H: Mind if I ask what that was all about back there?

The Gatekeeper hesitates to answer. They set their face and voice with stoic professionalism.

G: It’s my duty to safeguard the Gate’s passages, protect our people, and care for the dead. I failed.

H: How did that get to be your job?

G: I was made for it.

Hellboy’s impassive expression tightens just a little. He can’t help thinking of the stone hand that hangs at his right side.

G: I had to take over when the last Keeper died… early.

H: Oh.

The coral crowds and oversees the two of them as they walk. The Keeper’s unsettled emotions begin to slip out as they continue to explain.

G: One day, something woke up on the dead side. Something huge. If I do everything right, the dead are supposed to stay asleep. But this one must have got up and eaten all the others. I’ve heard the voices of the dreaming dead all my life. Now, I can only hear the thing’s hunger. It wants nothing more than to gorge on the souls of the living. None of the others who live at the Gate have heard of such a thing. It must want us so badly, it’s even reaching out to consume our minds. It’s still in the Gate, but it will get out if it doesn’t get what it wants.

The Keeper tries to stay ahead of Hellboy as their voice chokes and tears escape their hollow eyes.

G: I don’t know what I did. I couldn’t hold it shut. Now, our ancestors…they’re all gone. I know I have to do something.

Hellboy watches the Gatekeeper with deep sympathy.

H: Doesn’t sound like a one-person job.

The child wipes their eyes with a cloaked arm and shakes off their own trembling.

G: This is my burden. I’ll handle it alone. You should go back before it’s too late.

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Again, sorry about the change in format. Here’s an explanation if you’re confused. But the color vignettes (like the one at the top) that’ll go at the start of each part are based on my thumbnails, so that’s fun.

Also, here’s that deep sympathetic look. Because I like it. (I got this bit to the sketch stage before I realized that trying to finish it would be a bad idea.)

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#hellboy fanart #hellboy fancomic #hellboy and the gatekeeper 4 #cw gun violence #cw death #hellboy spoilers

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OH, the actor au sounds so much fun!

Marco getting shooed around like MOVE YOU'RE IN THE WAY! and bebe was just trying to help but the ace's stunt double looked so much like him that he got confused and real ace just sitting at the side somewhere with a smoothie and just 'huh, he's cool'

I swear by my snot that the angst scene did more than a hundredth redo cause you swore you can hear the director bursting their snots out and was in the film and seeing donut ace walking out of the scene DID NOT HELP ONE BIT.

Also, pixiv link?

God can you imagine Shanks’ actor not being told shit and Ace pranking him when he’s supposed to be a corpse thats rly funny tbh

Also Ace is the one who starts the #donutace memes its how he copes for his own character, but its Sabo who brings in donuts after filming wraps up

Why is Sabo on set before his older reveal? He’s just a random marine for now, to fill in the crowds for marineford, same with the strawhat actors, some eagle eyed fans spotted zoros actor without the green hair posing as a higher ranking sword marine in the crowds 😂

Also Sabo with kid Sabo actor my h e a r t so cute, the kid sabo was so sassy that actual Sabo had to continue it bc it would be funny, this is why his character is such a feral bastard

Ok but Ace’s stunt double is only similar when he wears the wig bc body type is the same and therefore only looks like Ace when seen from behind (bc no! Do not like Marco mistaking Ace! He wouldn’t 🥺) Marco approaching but then they turn and whoops stunt double, gets shooed away to find Ace in his chair looking supremely annoyed at his script bc no one said he was actually allowed to move during his time on the execution stand (like he didnt shift his legs at all, very stubborn shdhdh)

Aaand the link! Here: the artist did a few logs of this au I love it! This one is of Ace with greenscreen also Bullet when he grabs usopp! And then the Actor for Bullet is such a nice dude hugging usopp like IM SO SORRY its great love this stuff

Also Kid opening the box to find not the eternal log pose to raftel BUT SOMEONE PUT CUP NOODLES LMAO

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/77344154

#another one has Luffy trying to break the log pose but he CANT SO HE ASKS SMOKER HANCOCK AND DIRECTOR SAN TO HELP HAHAH #op actor au

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I love your writing. I have a cute Fallout 4 prompt/request, Nora building playgrounds for the kids in the different settlements, as well as Diamond city. Or even Nora and synth Shaun both pretending to be the Silver Shroud, with a mini costume that Nora made for Shaun. Or even just for the LOLs, the Sole Survivor creates a maid cafe, which is inspired by anime she watched prewar.

OMG. These are all so good. Let’s go with three mini-reacts.

Ground-Zero-Idiocies Presents: Fallout 4 Fluff Lightning Round

1. Nora rebuilds playgrounds around Boston

It’s been quite a while since the Commonwealth was feeling excited. After the factions came to be at peace, life settled down for most people. Without gossip, the children were so bored!! Upon seeing the plight of the youth, Nora decided that she alone could fix this by rebuilding playgrounds around the Commonwealth. With her intensely charismatic skills, she persuaded the feral ghouls to swim over to spectacle island and live there and she even convinced the super mutants to help build the playgrounds (she’s got charisma 8 and the ability to quicksave until she beats the check. Don’t question it). With the laughter of children (and the sound of slides crumbling from the weight of super mutants) filling the air, the Commonwealth felt truly at peace. After the 15 minutes or so that it took her to do all that, Nora turned to the companions for some opinions.

Cait: “I dunno why I even question anythin’ you do anymore. You’ll be slaughtering deathclaws and gunners one day and then you’ll be getting fucking super mutants to build a child paradise?? WHO ARE YOU??”

Codsworth: “Miss Nora, I do believe that this project will help bring the Commonwealth together. And on top of that, now the children have somewhere to play that won’t give them rabies, tetanus, and every other disease under the sun…”

Curie: “DID SOMEONE SAY DISEASE??? I LOVE DISEASE”

Danse: “While I doubt the military use of this endeavor, and I find it completely putrid that you utilized the super mutants for this task, construction of useful infrastructure could be very useful towards bettering the general opinions of the Commonweath’s people towards the Brotherhood. No, I will not go down the slide!”

Deacon: “Oh hell yeah. We finally have a working swing! I was so tired of having to take the train to Nuka-World, wholesale slaughter like 60 raiders and take the train back just to get a few seconds of sweet, sweet airtime.”

2. Nora and Shaun become…The Silver Shroud

One night in the Commonwealth…8:30 PM (30 minutes to bed time), October 9, 2288. The peaceful settlement of Abernathy Farm prepares to retire to bed for the night. As Blake Abernathy turns off the lights around the farm, a band of evil miscreants approaches. These raiders form a line against the left flank of the large building that houses the settlers. They charge in, screaming and shooting blanks off of their guns. They approach the house, stopping only when a large whoosh is heard behind them. They quickly turn around, only to find two cloaked figures behind them. The taller figure eyes the raiders up and down, brandishing a shiny, silver submachine gun. The raiders immediately run, as the clocked figures shoot rubber bullets into the backs of the drugged-up dinguses. The figures remove their heads, turning to each other. Shaun jumps into Nora’s arms, commenting with: “We beat the bad guys!” and Nora just smiles. She brings Shaun back to bed as the clock strikes 9. When Shaun is soundly asleep, Nora pours herself a whiskey and sits out in front of the house.

Gage: “First you pull me out of Nuka-World, then you kill my guys and tell the rest to scram, now you’re becoming a raider-hunting superhero? Damn boss, I think you should just let us live in peace.”

Hancock: “Damn, you fired Kent as your sidekick? Rude. Still, nice job with those raiders. Those Abernathys make the best tato soup, it would be a real shame to lose such a culinary treasure.”

Longfellow: “So the superhero’s are back in the Commonwealth! Y’know, Far Harbor had its own superhero once. We called him ‘The Crabmaster!!’ Unfortunately he didn’t have any kids and died from his rampant alcoholism.”

MacCready: “I know it’s a big ask but do you think Duncan could meet the little shroud? I know D’s only 5 but he loves comics, especially the shroud. You, though, are incredible. I’ve never seen raiders scram faster then that, even when I’ve had a gosh-darn mini nuke aimed at them!”

Nick Valentine: “So, the shroud returns…with a sidekick. It’s cute, and you’re certainly helping out, but aren’t you a little scared something will happen to him? Am intimidating costume isn’t great protection against stingwings. Still, now I get to say that my synth pseudo-grandson is a real superhero.”

3. Nora creates a Catgirl/Femboy Maid Cafe

The adults of the Commonwealth are angry. The kids got playgrounds, and the Super Mutants got to stop getting shot by each other, but what do the adults have?? Peace?!! Oh please. No. Every adult has ‘but one desire’, and that desire is not you. I’m sorry Ink Spots, you were wrong. No, the only true desire of the adults of the Commonwealth want is a cafe, one filled with catgirls, femboys, and maid outfits. So what’s a savior-of-the-Commonwealth to do but build the damn thing? In fact, what is she to do but build dozens in every old Drumlin Diner across Massachusetts? With inspiration from the greatest art form to ever grace the Earth (subtitled anime) as inspiration, she sets to work. Now, the cafes are open, so who comes up inside?

Piper: “I have been waiting for this moment for my entire life. Thank you. I used to dream of having a cafe full of maids and catgirls and femboys and everything as such on Christmas Eve. Santa never delivered. Fuck Santa. All I need is a recently unfrozen popsicle from a secretive vault. Thank you. Thank you. Also please tell me you have Nuka-Cola or I may cry."

Preston: "Look General, I'm not going to say that I understand why you would choose to spend your time here, but that's your choice I suppose. Still, if it brings people together, I'm all for it. Nice work."

Strong: Works there.

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