#Fuck me this was sooo hot

[caliphoria17]

“Come here.”

Aaliyah x Cruz

#Fuck me this was sooo hot #Jeezus Aaliyah let me breathe #I too would go to her if she looked LIKE THAT and she looked MY WAY LIKE THAT #HOLY SHIT #Special Ops: Lioness #Special Ops: Lioness spoilers #Aaliyah x Cruz #LGBTQ+ #WLW #SOL video #SOL edit #My edit

[ew-selfish-art]

Dp x Dc AU: Jazz Fenton, after years of fixing her brother’s injuries, becomes a Doctor with an inclination towards behavioral health and psychology- In order to make the difference she wants to see in the world she joins Dr. Leslie Thompkin’s practice. 

Jazz Fenton, M.D. has spent years of her life doing research, doing the hard work and the emotional labor, and finally, finally, she’s joining a practice she can feel 100% confident in. She’s goddamn good doctor and she wants to make the biggest impact that she can. 

Dr. Thompkins (who insists that she call her Leslie as they’re colleagues now), is a kind woman, sharp as a tack and keeps her practice open at odd hours to help the most unfortunate. It took some time for them to bond and trust to be built, but now Jazz is being allotted a few night shifts here and there. 

It’s incredible. Jazz gets to spend time with the kids who come in and really talk to them (in addition to getting them antibiotics, heating pads and pokemon themed bandaids) to help equip them with a few coping skills. Her passion for psychology never disappeared after all, but the expansive knowledge of how to heal the human body has made her find a sense of fulfillment like no other.

Having proven herself and worn Leslie down, Jazz now takes up about 1/3 of all the night shifts in the month. She’s hoping to get to 50/50 by the end of the year but she’s content with what she has. Danny keeps odd hours anyway so calling him after work on her walk home can happen any time of day and he will always answer enthusiastically. 

It’s a particularly busy night before he comes in. The Red Hood. 

He was known for being an ally to Leslie, despite being on contentious terms with the Bats, but Jazz had never asked directly. Never one to turn away a patient with bullet hole wounds, she hops into action to get his wounds cleaned, sewed up and gauze wrapped. She’s handing him a sheet (an Infographic! Dani made it with her! Graphic design is her passion!) on how to care for his wounds when he first seems to recognize that she’s not Leslie. 

“No, Of course not. I’m Dr. Fenton. I can’t blame you for not remembering but I did introduce myself as you bled in the entry way. You’re Red Hood, right?” 

“Hm. Didn’t realize the practice was expanding. Where can I find-” He grumbles before pushing her hand aside from where she had still been supporting his shoulder.

“Hold on there, mister. You’re going home, you’re following this infographic and you’re going to get some sleep.” 

“Lady you don’t know-” His voice modulated ton came across antagonistically. As if he was trying to intimidate her. Ha, Jazz rolls her eyes at the inclination.

“Who I’m talking to? Who I’m dealing with? You’re hilarious. I can eat you vigilante’s hero complexes for breakfast. Tell me who I’m calling to pick you up and then you can say thank you.” Jazz snaps at him. It really had been a long night but his whole dialogue thus far is making her a bit batty. 

“Oh really Doc? You know Leslie’s tough shit, and from what I can tell you’ve got nothing on her-” 

“Trying to make me feel insufficient when I just saved your life? That’s cute. I’m sure a lifetime of abandonment by both of your parental figures gave you that. I’m also sure that you inherited this desire to prove you’re not going to be dependent on anyone who wants to help from whoever got you dressing up in tights to fight crime in the first place. Again, I’d love to talk at length about how predictable you-” 

“Bwah- wait- I’m Predictable? You’re probably some nepobaby who had parents who told her she could have the world-” But Jazz cuts him off with hysterical laughter- he couldn’t be further from the truth. Her parents loved her, but nepotism? With what, the ghosts? If anything she got that from Danny, but he doesn’t need to know about her ghostly titles. 

“You’re just some guy who came back from the dead and made his trauma everyone else’s issue. So shut it. And tell me how I’m getting you home from this clinic.” She seethes though her voice stays devastatingly level with each word. 

Speechless for a moment, he eventually relents to Jazz that he’s already called for help on the comms but it will be hours before they can come for a pick up. The sun had already come up and the night had been over for most of them before Hood had walked into trouble. She groans and the realizes the time for herself and the empty clinic around them.

“Fine. My shift just ended anyway. I’ll get you home in one piece and I swear to all the ancients that you’d better follow the directions on the infographic.” 

And that’s how Jazz ended up calling her brother while supporting the weight of a grown ass man (who no longer wanted to talk to her) on her walk home. 

The next time Red Hood appears in her clinic, he’s brought a dozen roses in addition to the cut on his neck that definitely needs to be pressurized like ASAP. Did he stop for the flowers on his way to the clinic? He’s going to pass out from blood loss! She doesn’t even like roses!

#ehehehe #dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #danny phantom #dc crossover #dp crossover #anger management #jazz fenton #jason todd #she still loves psychology but its a back pocket tool to her knowledge as an emergency medicine provider #jazz is ready to throw hands because becoming a princess during med school sucked ass #she did not have the time #but she loves and supports anything danny is doing sooo... #danny is currently attending gotham u for engineering but lives across town so they just call everyday #he sees her on her off days and always brings her tons of fast food #jason is immediately smitten with the woman put him in his place #the pit maddness was barking up a storm this entire convo but she got him home and he was like holy fuck im in love #jason todd said she saw right through me and that shit was hot #yes he totally stopped to grab (steal) flowers on his way to the clinic #dick picks him up this time. sees the flowers and is like oh cool its my turn to wingman for my lil bro #jazz is worn down by sweet gestures and the fact that hes legit so nice now when he comes into the clinic #he quotes poetry at her sometimes and she's like omg did you just make that up? she's never read poetry a day in her life #only medical textbooks and psychology papers #long post

[rickybaby]

"Before we just tell me I’m shit, let’s at least get that sorted and put everything to bed.” 🗣️

#i opened tumblr to see daniel with full curls and beard #i open twitter and i see this quote #he has come to only serve ME this weekend!!!! #HE'S SOOOOO FUCKING DONE #SOOO FUCKING HOT OF HIM!!! #suzuka 2024 #daniel ricciardo

[ninthcurse]

family calendar with things like 'depth training', 'punishment night', 'first breeding!' and 'free use day ❤️' written in carefully next to day to day domestic life; dentist appointments followed by pta meetings, followed by family porno night

#ix #domestic deeplt fucked up incest is sooo hot to me #i LOVE ritualized and formalized kinks SO MUCH!! #fauxc3st #fauxcest

[copias-juicebox]

the AUDACITY OF TAMBOURINE FLIPFLOP!

#day 1 #the way he is gazing down at her?? and THE AUDACITY OF THAT MAN TO CHEW FUCKING GUM WHILE DOING SOO??!! #everything screams DADDY #i am going insane why is he so fine??? #what is he so hot for?? #i love (1) swedish man #he is sooo handsome man please give me a break man #tobias forge #ghost #ghost band #papa emeritus #ghesties #ghost sweden #myedit #papa emeritus iv #copia #the band ghost #ghost bc

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price - The Bat (1959)

#vincent price #the bat #spooky sexy man #spooky #horror #horror movie #scifi #halloween #hes sooo fucking hot #i want him to work me so bad #fuckkkk #akdnjssiiwjwjwksksksk #he makes me wanna act unwise. #bicon #bisexual #photo #photo edit by me #old horror movies #movie #vintage #actor #handsome

[carlyraejepsans]

ok i was gonna take a pic like look at my sad pathetic noodles boy but i took one bite and inhaled them so fast it completely slipped my mind. this is the best textured thing i have ever tried it's like ricecakes but long and potatoie

#also i did the sauce thing where you put the spices first and then pour hot oil over everything and it was sooo cool #and also ridiculously good? literally just paprika dash of curry dried garlic. bit of sugar and a pinch of salt #lil bit of soy sauce too i think I don't remember but definitely not much #I'm gonna save what remained in the bowl and eat it with rice tomorrow are you kidding me this FUCKS #joshua weissman call me if you ever need that dick sucked

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

thinking abt geto ”would you like me to kill them for you ^_^” suguru again ….. (the ^_^ is of utmost importance btw)

#he doesn’t say it in a hot ”who did this to you” way (that’s just how he WANTS it to sound) he says it in a way that makes you laugh. #bc he’s literally so funny. clingy cult leader bf who is sooo soft and adoring 🥺 and at every minor inconvenience he resorts to Murder #someone bumps into you on the street and he’s instantly like ”darling do you want me to —” ”no.” #”… are you sure 😔” #he wants to kill for you sooooo fucking bad he thinks it’s a love language … no girl!!!!!!! #he’s literally so silly he’s the silliest little guy…. he’s so funny. i love him sm!!! #will never stop thinking abt his pure comedic potential #ari noises ✩

[matbaynton]

Mat Baynton as Thomas Thorne

BBC GHOSTS (2019-2023) 4.06 | Not Again

#he's so fucking hot when he's being silly and stupid i want to put him in my mouth and shake him and tEAR HIM TO SHREDS!! #yes.... i don't know what you mean :)))) sooo me vibes #bbc ghosts #bbcghostsedit #thomas thorne #mat baynton #mathew baynton #baynton #six idiots #them there #themthere #* #mine: gifs #mine: bbc ghosts #mine: mat baynton

[natandacat]

Ok so the yuri in portal was real

#glados is hot im sorry #its sooo toxic i love it 😊😊😊😊 #shes my problematic wife who only hate fucks me twice a year and tries to kill me the rest of the time #and i love her so much

[agniyagrif]

Idk how about you but for me personally every vampire is ace until said otherwise

And Shilo aroace because yeah

Idk, i just wanted to share)

#jrwi #jrwi show #just roll with it #the suckening #I like when i have the reason to make characters ace #i don't actually need this reason obviously #but like sometimes i like that #and vampires is one of them #EVEN EDWARD TWILIGHT #even if this fucking idiot is having sex or romantic relationships it's some power thing for him #or something weird like FUCK I'M SOOO HANDSOME everyone wants me #and everyone will love oh yes and everything will be about meee oh I'm so hot and handsome and smart blah blah blah #oh man i hate him so much))) #WHEN WILL HE DIE WHEEEEN #STAKE HIM BURN HIM DRAWN HIM

[zootopiathingz]

Not to keep using Titanic as reference but just imagine Charlie and Alastor in the ahem ✨car scene✨

#sorry this movie just has so many good scenes and sooo much potential for my fav ships #especially charlastor cuz of the aesthetic lol #anyway these two would def fuck in a hot steamy boiler room inside an old fashioned car try and convince me otherwise #hazbin hotel #charlastor #radiobelle #charlie x alastor #lady luxo rambles

[skeletalheartattack]

someone found a boe at a costco

💥✨HOLY SHIT✨💥

#SKELETON #ask #kamenriderhamo #LEGITIMATELY HOLY FUCK #i have got to find one hundred dollars and fifty dollars. #that so fucking slaps honestly #in terms of instruments that boe would like? honestly? harpsichord. or organ. #i imagine him with good finger dexterity #i love tha piano. i love the sound of an organ and harpsichord so much #thinking about that one song from pacman world 1 for the ps1. the ghost level #well i guess thats every level. its pacman. #that song slaps but its too short. and i listen to it at 1.25x speed because it sounds better that way #but then that just means its even shorter. hell on earth. #also. initially didnt mean to type hot sog. but my fingers slipped and i chose the fate of the hot sog. my burden. perhaps. my blessing. #anyway!!!! thank you so much haam for showing me!!!!!!! wow!!!! boe costs sooo much. #also hi ham :)

[artemisiatridentata]

I just finished reading Fourth Wing after picking it up because of all the hype, and because I love dragons, and... I have to say it's the worst book I've read in quite a while lmao. the dragons were its only redeeming quality

#seriously not worth it y'all sorry #not tagging the title bc i don't want to rain on other peoples' parade #it just was notttt my cup of tea at all #if you like a court of thorns and roses you might like fourth wing. personally I hated ACOTAR for a lot of the same reasons #mainly: language and writing style that clashed painfully with the supposed genre #(fantasy characters saying shit like 'Holy. Fucking. Hot' and 'looking respectfully' and 'vibes' is just NOT believable lmao) #plus the characters and plot were very shallow! nothing was fleshed out! nothing made me *care* abt the characters! #the worldbuilding had sooo much potential but nothing was really explored and it felt so slapdash! #idk it just felt like a YA smut/romance remix of ACOTAR/Shadow & Bone/Divergent wearing a fantasy trenchcoat #it did have a lot of potential but i'm sorry to say the author did not manage to pull it off. :/ #oh well. at least the dragons were cool as hell #books #anti fourth wing #if you want to read my more coherent review just message me and i'll give you my goodreads info

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price circa 1935.

....

Excuse me....SIR!

#vincent price #fuckkkk #young vinny #photoshoot #photo #photo edit #photo edit by me #godddddd #sooo fucking handsome #so hot #shirtless #omg #what i would give to go back in time #thank god i have a vivid imagination #dammit #horror #old horror movies #vintage #movie #actor #handsome

[quietwingsinthesky]

Trans Boy King Sam is very funny. Demons will do possession, torture, murder, all that jazz, and brag about it, but transphobia? Absolutely not. Not in their Hell.

Sure, Azazel will throw Sam into a demon blood hunger games, but he’ll use the right pronouns for him the whole time. He’s not a monster.

#obviously this is because Lucifer is trans and that spreads to all demons. even the ones he didn’t personally make #anyway. boy king as a weirdly gender affirming title. #Sam: yeah I don’t *want* to rule hell but. idk it is kind of validating that they want me as their king #dean (visibly alarmed): what the fuck are you even talking about???? #dean gets his gender validated by post-hell angel surgery. Sam gets his from his demon blood hrt. they’re so normalcore. #(fics where lucifer calls sam his boy king are already so. O_o but I mean add this and. O_o o_O O_o #when ur hell themed pet names are sooo gender…. #and I’m maybe he also calls Sam that during sex shutupdon’tlookatme it would be hot. getting railed by Sam’s strap and praising his king…) #trans sam winchester #spn #sam winchester