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unashamedly-enthusiastic · 5 months

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My niece lost a 5cm by 3cm earbud case in a 3m² ballpit

👏 I 👏 FOUND 👏 IT 👏

#I will be putting this on my CV #I previously found a phone in the same ball pit #It was my phone #Which I dropped #She is 14 #She needs headphones to SURVIVE being a teenager #She was distraught #And I was like #Hold on babes #I have TRAINED for this #Behold #My patented sweep technique #I found a disgusting old hot dog first sweep #And the headphones on the second #Aunt of the year award #I am telling everyone #I'm so proud

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inkskinned · 3 months

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yesterday while feverish i wrote about how boats can moor next to each other like pigeons, cooing with the gentle rap of water against their hull. you once said that that the way i see things - birds in the water, feathers in marina paint - was "childish and naive." you said i'd been misdiagnosed - "it can't all be adhd. you might be just kind of stupid and lazy."

i still do certain things like how you taught me - turn the pillow case inside out before putting it on. drive defensively. hate myself entirely.

the prompt for this poem is "mahler's fifth." i wish it wasn't, but mahler's fifth was our song. it ended up in my book. every person that knows your name has promised me they'll give you one swift rabbit punch, right to the face. dean read the book and showed up on my front porch, drenched in sweat from running the 8 miles at 4 in the morning. he was shaking. pacifist and gentle - he works with children - i'd never seen him furious. a punch isn't going to do it, he said, and then said i'm sorry. i had to come to see if you were okay.

mahler's fifth was mine first, like my girlhood. i like the way each movement piles onto the next movement, each instrument bleeding into the next. i like the horn version the best. before i met you, i danced to it on grass still-wet from sprinklers.

later you would tell me that the way you heard it was somehow better. you understood something in it that i couldn't quite wrap my fingers into. once, on our anniversary, you asked the classical music radio station to play it for us. we missed hearing it because we were fighting. one of the things people get wrong about abuse is that sometimes victims are, like, brutally aware of the stupidity of our situation. what do you mean that you thought i wasn't good enough for you? you? you're just... nothing.

sometimes people can pull the poetry out of your life. i watched my words become clothesline, and then thin out into kite twine. i watched you chew through every good syllable of me. so many good songs and places and moments were ruined. i am glad you didn't like most of my music - less to tie back to you.

but still mahler's fifth. the music swells, and i am 21 and throwing up in a bathroom on my birthday. a woman i will later refer to as lesbian jesus runs a cool hand down my back, her perfect pantsuit starch-pressed. she told me to leave you. she said - and this is true, and not an invention of rhyme or fantasy - i'm you from the future.

i am 22, and i got home from an award ceremony, and i remember you telling me - you act so proud of yourself when you're actually so fucking embarrassing. i took you to disney world. you took my virginity. i gave up visiting spain for a week with my family - i instead choose you, to spend the time just-cuddling. you called it "our fuck week." the music swells. it probably should have been a red flag that for about 3 years - i just gave up on crying. my grandfather died and you said nothing. my uncle died and you ghosted me for 3 weeks. you said i need to protect myself from your ongoing tragedy.

every so often i come back to the memory of one of our last afternoons in person. i had just told you that i wasn't going to law school, despite the free ride - i was going to join a creative writing program. master's in fine arts. i was going to finally do it - i was going to follow my dreams. this blog was already internet-famous. however reluctantly, i would occasionally refer to myself as a poet. i got into umass amherst's writing program for fiction authors. it is one of the the top 5 programs in the country.

wait are you seriously considering actually attending that? dumbfounded, you turned completely towards me in your seat. for the 3rd time in our relationship, you almost crashed the car. you actually want to be a writer?

the first time i went viral, it was for a poem i wrote about you:

he wants to say i love you but keeps it to goodnight because love will take some falling and she's afraid of heights.

every time i see that, i want to throw up. you weren't in love with me, you were in love with the control you had over me. a little truth though: i am afraid of heights. you caught a rabbitgirl and skinned her alive.

mahler's fifth still makes me sick.

give me that back. give me back music. give me back everything i had before you. give me back fearlessness. give me back bravery. give me back a scarless body.

give me back what you took from me.

#nosebleed club #sorry stephen not ur fault #just like. thinking #writeblr #spilled ink #warm up #every time nat is like - oh let me get that for u #im like .... this is a trick right like ur gonna be mean now bc u did something nice rn #so obviously if ur being nice now either u did something mean and im about to learn about it #or you're going to BE mean #or ur gonna hold this over my head forever and i'll never get a nice thing ever again?#and every time nat is like .... babe i just actually like u #lesbian jesus story is 100% real btw. she also told me not to be an event planner #literally changed the shape of my life

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mobius-m-mobius · 7 months

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#just a couple of equally fierce battles 😅

#mobius #loki #lokius #mcuedit #lokiedit #marveledit #loki spoilers #burn it to the ground vs. holding back lmao #as always mobius on the floor revolutionized sexiness as the mcu knows it so thank god he's never thrown a fist 🙏💖#honestly him being like 'no worries babe we *both* got kicked around' had me laughing for ages asfjslksk #and yes i could've trimmed the last gif but had to leave in the employee watching bc everyone knows what they are 😭#loki s2 spoilers #ravonna renslayer #owen wilson #tom hiddleston #marvel #owenwilsonedit #dianagifs

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tombstoneswerewaiting · 4 months

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something about how ioh, folie, mania, and smfs are all connected and i’m not normal about it

#pete babe u doing ok?#these songs are all either my no.1 or no.2 on their album so i’m not doing great with this one #finding parallels in fob songs is making my brain explode #fall out boy #fob #pete wentz #patrick stump #andy hurley #joe trohman #folie a deux #infinity on high #mania #so much for stardust #the (after) life of the party #disloyal order of water buffaloes #hold me tight or don’t #what a time to be alive

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catcze · 7 months

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NO BC LISTEN.

WIRO REACTING TO HIS CRUSH/LOVER WEARING A SUIT. LIKE IT FITS THEIR FRAME SO PERFECTLY AND SNUGLY AND WDYM “WHY IS HE LOOKING” OFC HE’S LOOKING LIKE HELLO???

I can’t tell if he would shameless let his eyes roam or would avoid looking at them KDIDKSKSK WIRO BRAINROT IS SO REALL

KAJNSDSA BROOO OMG okokokok something along the lines but 👀

Reblogs are greatly appreciated !!

You're fiddling with the cuffs of your suit as you exit the changing room, a frown on your face. You're nervous— of course you are! It's not often that you're invited to a high-profile, black-tie event like this, and you'd rather not stick out like a sore thumb.

Wriothesley, who sits comfortably in a plush armchair, has been invited before though. But time and time again he's turned down the invites with some of the most ludicrous excuses. 'A monster is attacking the fortress' is one of his most used ones, closely followed by 'a bird shat on the shoulder of my suit.' But you wonder why he's accepted this time, despite his distaste for the limelight. Well, you shrug, pocketing the thought for later. At least you won't be going alone.

"What do you think?" You pose the question to him, still frowning as you look down at yourself. Did you look okay? Was the fit alright? Did this color wash you out? You had splurged on this (well. Wriothesley splurged on this, technically. He had said it's a gift) and had the suit custom-done, so it should fit your measurements to an exact, but... you frown, not able to shake off the nerves.

And it doesn't help that Wriothesley hasn't said anything since you've stepped out, either. Merely stares at you, eyes roaming your figure. Even at your question, he acts like he hadn't even heard it. Does the suit look that bad?

"Wrio?"

That seems to reach him, and he blinks, finally registering that he's been staring at you— and that you've begun to stare back.

"Oh, uh. Yeah, it looks nice on you. The tailor did a very good job," he says, glancing away, hoping you don't see the red tinge to his cheeks or his ears.

"Really?" You ask, evaluating yourself in the mirror with a frown. "I don't know. I feel like I look like a mess."

"if you look like a mess, then I dread to think what I look like," he says, glancing at you for a second, getting an eyeful of you in that damn good suit, and feels his mouth dry up again. Wriothesley turns his eyes to the corner of the room, finding the fake palm plant there incredibly interesting. Barely more interesting than you. In that very flattering suit. It emphasizes your body very well, he thinks. Makes him see just enough of you while still leaving some to the imagination. And the color you chose for it... red and black, to match what he'll wear, you said. He sighs, troubled, because just the mere memory of it has his heart racing and his palms sweating.

You keep criticizing your reflection for a while longer, and it takes just enough time for Wriothesley to work up the self-control to look your way. "You look good," he says at last. Then clears his throat. His face feels hot. "Better than good, even. You don't have anything to worry about, I promise."

It placates you, because you finally give your own reflection a rest. You back away from the mirror, humming. "If you say so. Thank you, Wrio," you tell him, flashing him a small, shy smile just before you back up into the changing room once more to take it off.

Once you're out of the vicinity, Wriothesley drops his head into his palms, groaning softly.

if he's this much of a mess around you at a fitting, he wonders how much of a fool he could make himself at the actual event.

#astronetwrk #「 🐈‍⬛ 」 catcze.desserts #wriothesley x reader #genshin impact x reader #cw gn reader #genshin impact #wriothesley #Fun fact he alr rejected the invite before he learned you were also invited & would attend lmao #as soon as he knew you were going he wrote up a follow up letter going smthn like 'NO WAIT EXCUSE ME CHANGE OF PLANS I WILL ATTEND'#babe i will b so honest im drunk as a skunk rn so if its bad im so sorry ill edit come morening ily mwah mwah #<-tag from last night when I was planning 2 post drunk but decided to hold on to it HAJJDS dw dw i edited it alr

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starhoodies · 1 year

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kingdom shopping carts i dunno man

#hamm toystory voice i dont get it #kingdom hearts #soriku #OBSESSED with your critical thinking skills babe ur so hot #and if sora and riku get to go to video game costco what then #kh4 soras in his pjs sitting in a cart holding a fuck you box of freezer waffles to his chest while riku pushes

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ozzingtonavenue · 1 year

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so partner coded

#persona 4 #yosuke hanamura #yu narukami #souji seta #souyo #holds your hand in mine. no babe WE’RE cringe fail #persona #persona 4 golden #yukiko amagi #chie satanoka #teddie persona 4 #teddie hanamura #rise kujikawa

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starrspice · 5 months

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So i got ahold of the game Hades and IT got ahold of me and I'm using that obsession to fuel my Muse AU

The story is basically the same except Sun and Moon are new Muses, with Y/N being their first Human they have to inspire

Eclipse is the head Muse and worries over Sun and Moon constantly (for good reason) and pops in often to see their progress

Sun is high strung and desperate to prove their worth as muses, while Moon is a bit too lax and content to continue being the court musician rather than dealing with mortals which makes it all the worse when things become an absolute mess

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minty-mumbles · 4 months

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Malon, captured by Dark Link: Please don't kill me! I have a husband!

Dink: You think I care about that?

Malon: That wasn't a plea for mercy, it was a warning.

Dink: What-

Time, appearing from thin air: Are you ready to die a most painful death?

#Time to malon: hold my flower babe #Malon: kick his ass baby I got your flower #linked universe #lu incorrect quotes #lu time #lu malon #lu malink

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crispywizardtale · 3 months

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#I LOVEEEE how yoi can see Alan's hesitation #he wanted to hold Jeff's hand but he still hesitated #and i love it so much #i love how both of them are just so shy #but i also love how that shyness does not affect them #they still did it #loves of my life #i will miss them badly #sailubpon main couple in new series!!!#pit babe #pit babe the series #pit babe series #alanjeff #jeff x alan #alan x jeff #jeffalan #sailub hemmawich #sailubpon #pon thanapon

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cosm0tology · 1 year

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you’re gonna look me in the face and tell me mike wheeler would not be the clingiest man ever as soon as him and will start dating. you’re gonna look at me and tell me that mike wheeler wouldn’t need to be touching will at all times to function properly.

#byler #mike wheeler #will byers #no because the thing is he would be #mike would always have his arms around will’s waist #and rest his chin on will’s shoulder #or holding hands with him #or something #they just have to be touching or mike’s gonna fuckign die #will: okay babe i have to do something really quickly but i’ll be back #mike: [mental breakdown]

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hyperfixatingoneddiemunson · 1 year

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Steve thinks Eddie doesn’t return his feelings because there’s no way he hasn’t noticed how overtly Steve’s been flirting with him.

Meanwhile, Eddie just thinks straight culture is even weirder than he thought. Have jocks been sitting this close to each other and calling each other cute and gazing into one another’s eyes this whole time????

#robin:#Steve babe #you never came out to him #what is he supposed to think #Steve:#I called him cute while holding his hand Robin!#what else could he possibly think?!?!#Eddie:#boy straight people sure are weird #steddie #steddie incorrect quotes #steve x eddie #eddie x steve #steddie ficlet

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year

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