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oops-its-a-fanwork · 5 months

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Bountyhunter/Thief reader x the Pirates ☆

Based on the pirate au by @mega-punani, check out her stuff if you enjoy this! They are currently not creating content for it but what is there is really lovely :3

Reader is trying to catch the crew for their bounty! Or at the very least, get some of their fabled treasures for themselves. Your specialities are thievery and catching people or crews alive, which usually yields more bounty anyway. Not to mention that if you can get people to talk, they may reveal more valuable information, items or treasures. Your skills are becoming pretty well known around te area, and that reputation will grow even bigger when you finally catch one of the big dogs~

Yeah thats right, the Skull Pirates' ship just docked nearby! A perfect opportunity. You realize it would be easier to pick them off one by one (fighting the entire crew is obviously a Bad Time) but oops the first one you picked is like kinda cute actually?? Wait scratch that you're here for the money! ...even if they have some redeeming qualities that make them not that bad and- hey wait when did you end up on their team?

Sans It takes him such a long time to wake up from the knock-out that you are frustrated before he even starts talking. After that it really doesn't help that he starts talking to you as if you were buddies chatting during break instead of, I don't know, a hostage situation?? You press a knife to his neck to shut him up but he just keeps talking, telling you he thinks you'll like some of the edgier types on his crew and making puns about sharp edges and this not being very knife of you, chill as ever. When a loud bang rings through the air and your hideout shakes, he breaks the news: his team is getting him back right now and he has decided you are joining the crew. He thinks you're cute and you've got skills if you can manage to knock out and kidnap someone like him. You know you don't stand a chance against his entire crew so begrudgingly you join, letting your displeasure be known every single step of the way. Even if they start to grow on you rather quickly. The crew is confused and amused about your arrival but they at least tolerate you due to you being introduced by Sans.

Papyrus You tried to lure him into following you with flattery, talking about his interests and even sharing gossip from the village. Asking him to assist you with something was far too easy and he seemed happy to help, stating that he would let his brother know where he was going just in case! He's been told there's some sketchy folk around ;) Before you can stop him he's marched off. You mentally debate on simply leaving now before deciding against it. When he returns he lets you know that his brother is excited to meet you! You are pretty much carried aboard by the pirate before you can even object, where a few curious crewmembers give you a quick nod before continuing their tasks. Shit, now half of the ship knows your face, your surprise attack is ruined! When Papyrus sees you pout he immediately makes it his mission to cheer you up again: he showers you in compliments, shows you every nook and cranny of the ship since you seem so interested in it and he encourages you to talk about your home some more. In the chaos of Papyrus's boundless energy he manages to introduce you to Sans and ask if you can join the crew ('Wait wha-'). Sans agrees easily ('No seriously wait-'), recognizing you from a wanted poster and knowing that keeping an eye on you is far easier like this. Not to mention that he can clearly see that his brother really likes you and that he is already winning you over bit by bit. Welcome to the crew kiddo.

Blue He's clearly trying to impress you. You can use that. He's another one you tried to lure with talking, but he was too stubborn to lure with flattery alone so you used the next best thing: a bet. Feigning innocence as a random townsperson simply curious about the new faces resembling the famous Skull crew, you challenged his abilities. Surely they can't be all people crack them up to be? If you lost, you would tell them more about that lost treasure your town has rumors about, and you would accept that he is simply amazing. If you won, he would help you carry those heavy groceries of yours to your home to make up for the lost time. You knew he was strong so you expected to lose. You were hoping to be introduced as an innocent citizen so the crew won't be suspicious if you show up again to snoop around. Maybe the cutie fool can even vouch for you! Worst case scenario you can get him alone in your hideout and knock him out, then get the information you need by force. Either way, you were getting a good deal out of this. Aaaah bummer, you lost~ Guess you'll give his crew any intel you have! Feeling accomplished, you let him lead you to the ship... where he promptly introduced you to the others as the famous bounty hunter they had been hearing so much about. He knew all along???

Stretch He woke up to the sound of someone softly playing some notes on his banjo, his hands and feet tied. He was too tired and hazy to think too much, but looking a little to his right, he saw you softly inspecting his beloved instrument: gentle touches over the wood, fingers following the pretty carvings along the handle. Soft notes filled the room when you'd pluck the strings gently, listening to the notes intently as you waited for him to wake up. You could've been a siren with how entranced he was... until you snapped him out of it by looking up to him with a mischievous, self assured smile, putting the banjo aside and moving far too close to him. Oh boy. When he was inevitably rescued by his brother, you escaped quickly through a window with a smile and a wink his way, intensifying his orange blush as he looked away. You still follow them around, looking to get some riches here or there. Whenever you encounter each other he can never look you in the eye, a rush of magic spreading across his face, which only makes the chase more fun for you. Eventually the crew outvotes him on trying to get you on board, and he really doesn't make too much of a fuss about it. At this point everyone just wants to see how this turns out between you two. (including him.)

Red Just because you flirted with him when trying to get him alone, doesn't mean he gets to keep flirting when he wakes up!! Every part of you gets complimented, every conversation topic gets turned into a pickup line, and every time you threaten him he tells you he's into that shit. You didn't even know skeletons had... eyebrows?? brow-bones?? but he keeps waggling them at you every time you try to get to the point. It's absolutely infuriating! Annoying! Revolting even! (so stop blushing!!) You are this close to hitting him in the face but he'll probably make a flirt out of that too. When his brother shows up to rescue collect him, you pretty much just shove Red at him and tell them both to get lost. Now every time you encounter each other he drops everything to flirt with you and to convince you to join them, even mid-fight. The crew knows about the whole thing too so you don't have the element of surprise anymore. God damn it.

Edge BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU- No but seriously he is pissed. You had jumped him from up high before he could set any traps to protect the ship's anchoring point! He would be even more pissed to be rescued by his crewmates, hoping to bust out by himself at least, or preferably even return without anyone knowing what had happened at all. Instead, you riled him up into talking, stole his keys and fled the little hideout to steal some of their treasure. Since most of the crew was looking for him on the shore you actually managed to steal some gems, but you were eventually cornered a few days later. He actually kinda respects your skills, he's just very butthurt to have been your first victim as the crew teases him for it a lot. In an act of reconciliation you prank the others and capture/'torture' them if any of them do something stupid or rude, showing everyone it's your skills that did him in and that he was no fool for falling prey to them. Although he nags about it to both them and you, he very quickly realizes that you are helping him keep the crew in check when they do dumb shit and you both reconnect from there. Now you're a terrifying couple to do stupid things around and you have quite the reputation. You both enjoy that a lot.

Razz You are confusing him with the way you act. You flatter him by calling him the most dangerous one there, saying how much research you had to do due to his reputation, telling him just how difficult it was to get some seastone to keep his powers in check... and you've stolen one of his maps too!! He is livid, seething, but keeps getting caught off guard by the flirtatious ways you address him. By the end of the day he's exhausted by the constant emotional whiplash you've been creating. When the crew comes for him you've already fled, leaving him tied to his chair. (insulting!!!) You sold his map for good money, which is how they tracked you down as he immediately recognises his own detailed work. You besting a guy like him made a good part of the crew curious about you though so now you are cautiously accepted in the group. Razz always brags about the quality of his maps to you and you tease him by telling him you'll steal them and sell them for a lot. Somehow, this has become the way you communicate. The higher a prize you name for a map, the higher its quality (and the more he blushes). When you're mad at him you tell him they won't sell cuz they look shitty. It's raining those days.

Cash He looked so tired and lanky that you hadn't realized he was part of the famed skeleton crew until you almost walked past him. It seems you surprised both yourself and him when you swiftly turned around and knocked him on the head, dragging him to your nearby hideout. Good thing you were always prepared for anything! And that no-one was watching. Now that he's awake, he's... far to meek. Almost a little smug, actually. You are suspicious of him, but he can't really do anything shackled up like this. Cash found himself in a really fun situation upon waking up: a good looking person standing over him, clearly ready to write things down in a little notebook and threatening him with the cutest little pocket knife he has ever seen. You remind him of his brother just a little bit... Welp, that does it. He's going to bully you into joining, this is too funny to pass up! Good thing he had impulsively stolen the keys from you before getting knocked out. Cash took you by surprise and carried you onto the ship, introducing you to everybody. He will never stop being a smug idiot about that story either.

Bear He's just sitting there, red eye on you and face blue. Maybe you shouldn't have come so close to threaten him, because as soon as you entered his personal space he completely spaced out. Fuck, did you get the mute one? How can you get information out of him like this! He's not holding anything of value either... maybe you can hand him in alone? It would ruin your beautiful complete-crew-cleanup-plan though... While you are contemplating just what to do with this guy, Bear is contemplating a few things himself: you're clearly not the most buff person, having relied on a sneak attack and the binds to keep him at bay. You were working on your own, which in a place like this likely meant you didn't have any close friends or family or you would've been in their gang instead. You also clearly didn't give a shit about his size, intimidating looks or injury, and while those thoughts made his face warm, it also meant you clearly had no sense of self preservation. Guess he has to take things into his own hands. He takes you by surprise by breaking the chair he was seated on, thus giving him enough space to remove his binds, and simply picking you up and taking you with him. He and the crew will take care of you from now on.

Cinnamon Ok you feel bad. He pretty much stumbled into your arms, apologizing profusely, called you pretty while looking up at you from within your arms and then apologized for the out of the blue statement in a whirlwind of stutters and sorrys. When after a second you recognised him from the wanted posters you knocked him over the head and he was out. You weren't even really hunting for the crew that day to be honest, just taking a stroll through the town for groceries. Now he's awake and stuttering so much you're not getting anything interesting out of him. You got close to his face to interrogate him properly and he almost passed out again. You end up dumping an awake him unceremoniously into his brother's lap, and now they know about you and are hunting you to be on their team instead. Sigh.

#sans x reader #papyrus x reader #pirate au #papyrus au #sans au #homemade fanworks #undertale au #Bear voice: so you are lonely fragile and stupid. Well guess what we are adopting you you'd fit right in.#Also my face feels warm when I see you. In order to fix this I will feed you soup. Perhaps a stew.#and Cinnamon is simping so hard the crew needs to try and get you on their team so he'll stop being distracted all the time.#Spoiler alert: it does not make him less distracted when u join lol

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mblue-art · 2 years

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boyf bestfr boy, friend,,

related to this post ig///

u dont have to look at this part !! lsdkglfd

it gets p indulgent n kinda,, personal?? iguess? not pushing anyone away if you still want to scroll thru here its mostly ramblethoughts of my simping journey or whatever the heck i turned this whole thing into

hhhhgh here's two doodles i made inbetween the two posts,, maaannnnn,,,

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(iam just putting these here for when future!me looks back on all these posts and go "haha oh wow i used to,, i used to only,, platonically like him when i think about 'me' me interacting w him,, thats,, oh,, huh that was something")

[took me THREE (3) MONTHS (from when i made that doodle on the left)......... and some light nudging and nice & lovely hc/scenarios from friends... to finally wake up one day and realize "oh. oh holy shit? i. i dont feel weird abt this anymore? fr fr? wait shit i-" cue me sitting up in bed and staring at a wall for a long while as thoughts pour in]

(S. SO YEAH. lust sans. 💘💜💙)

(sona lore is theyre still besties but now theyre dating too woooo/////////)

(LN is still a thing- my skelesona (indigo) shipped with a lust (lavender)- theyre SO in love ur honor,, im just kinda flustered abt this new development lmaoaoaoaoaoao it shouldnt be that srs yk i just think its fun and interesting seeing how i feel abt certain characters and try to make something out of that stuff yk;;)

#oh theyre looking at a mirror btw but i didnt bother doing mirror stuff bc egh #(look even the dialogue isnt written ok- they R talking but i only know the Vibe and not their exact words jkgnfnf)#(leav me alon w my contextless stuff hjbfsdbhf)#😳#um #so a-anyway hhaha/// :):)#underlust!sans #lust!sans #ul!sans #self insert #mblue art #LM #got to think abt stuff again yk- anyway i very much... love my comfort character... (;ú///ù)#also hmm. inconsistent art style lol o(-<#i feel like i expose so much of my emotions through my art/posts lol im beign very;; indulgent;; weghdsjzjsj #this is normal right? ppl do this? kdbcdjsk #jjjust look at him guys ok... gods if u knew how hard i simped when i was working on this... ......... lmao #apparently trying (TRYING!!) to make him look more like og sans undertale-shaped gave me a shot to the simping heart #hes so handsome and kissable im am going to cry and bang my fist on the table for the nth time #(and maybe smooch him LOTS he deserves that for being so nice and sweet and charming an- HSDGFJHDFUCK)#i now associate a song to this bc i looped it the whole time i was working on this #the song didnt have to be so catchy and a bop but it DID #to anyone who has been reading my tags hello hi thanks for reading this far; have yall looped songs for so long like i did

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roseadleyn · 1 year

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ijekiel alpheus;

❝ when i first met you, i had no idea you would be this important to me. ❞

❝ my father has no idea of who i actually am. ❞

tagging ; @crownxie, @writerig, @selenebroke, @ana-s-boo, @dianaofsiodonna, @loekas, @mysticmeena, @parkykwho, @ithil-lucien, @palaceofghosts, @izumi-astra-123, @lady-navier0357, @that-one-pretty-bitch, @salvatvre, @d10nsaint, @hmerus, @sxnful-rage, @orlic1a, @cerisearan, @meow-meow-potato, and @dion-s-lawyer.

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trainingdummyrabbit · 4 months

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on god at this point im just gonna need yt to stop trying to recommend me projmoon stuff.

#YES im hard fixated on it. NO i do not want u to keep reccing me streamers playing with clickbait titles and thumbnails. ill kill y #piktalk #projmoon #like not to be a little prick abt it but just had a 'why is yan so popular?' vid like ! that could be an interesting point of analysis yeah #videotitle 'why do people simp for yan?' Hammers. Killing You With Hammers.#like. option 1: clickbait title with buzzwords to draw attention. deflecting from the genuineness and obfuscating the actual point-#-in favor of presenting a shallow image on an otherwise serious subject.#option 2: its 100% seriously actually titled that and i do not even Remotely want to hear what That would sound like #like. i hate sounding like a pretentious asshole but also if i have t hear any disingenuous irony poisoned jokes abt Thing I Like-#-im instantly entering contempt mode. ok? ok. hammers. be nice.

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faerenjun · 2 years

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pretty face. beautiful mind.

#the way i screamed when i saw him #when i tell u i fell in l*ve shshsjjjj #the fit + the black hair>>>>>#he is so dreamy *sigh i need a huang renjun in my life #this is me simping so hard for huang renjun pls look away #loml #huang renjun #nct #nct dream #mark #renjun #jeno #haechan #jaemin #chenle #jisung #7dream debate

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ambigrueity · 1 year

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utter brainrot for this guy

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minilpark · 2 years

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its been a long day at base so you and bob decide to make your way to the hard deck to have some drinks and relax with friends. after a couple hours (and a few plays of great balls of fire thanks to rooster), theres only a handful of people and a nice slow song is playing on the jukebox. bob gets up, leads you to an empty spot on the floor and you two start slow dancing. no words are being said aloud between the two of you, but your eyes simply say that youre glad youre with each other.

#top gun maverick #at this point i gotta keep my bob simps fed #i would do more if i was a writer but yall got this #anyways slow dancing with bob would hit so hard u g h #topgun #topgun maverick imagines #robert bob floyd #bob top gun #topgun maverick headcanons #topgun headcanons #topgun maverick hcs #topgun hcs

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torchiiko · 1 year

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ummmm. spamton x reader where reader is just as if not more insecure than spamton and by loving each other they also learn to love themselves

#its liiike u love someone So Much and u trust them. and everything feels that much more genuine coming from them #and over time their love for u starts to affect how u view urself & if the person u love most loves u 2 then maybe ur not so bad after all #being so utterly in love & loving them not just in spite of the things theyre insecure abt but Bc of them #idkk i just. spamton is often portrayed with low self esteem whether he keeps it secret or not and reader can usually bring it back up #but what if reader needed that boost too!!! what if there! a talk abt reader denying spams compliments not bc they think hes Lying per se #but bc they just have such low self esteem they cant believe anyone would compliment them so much so sincerely #they figure Oh hes a salesman hes buttering me up. and it does Start like that but it progresses into something More n its hard 2 believe #made a mistske in the earlier tags but i cant edit thm on mobile so. it stays #spamton #deltarune #real simping hours #💌 number 1 rated wife - spamton 💌

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lovinhalo · 2 years

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i think that we as a society don't talk about the absolute poetry that is sweet creature enough

#whenever i hear this song my brain automatically switches into sobbing mode #first of all #calling your person SWEET CREATURE #second of all #the themes in this song being #this is hard but we still have so much of our lives to live and look forward to #the #i wish things were the way they were but i promise i still want this #i promise i'd still choose u #things are hard but i love you so much that no matter the bullshit we go through i will always choose you to come home to #lastly the line: YOU BRING ME HOME #will never not fuck me up #like even in the darkest of times where things are confusing and messy #you're the only one that can help me find my way back home to myself to where i feel safe #hOME IN UR ARMS #home in the arms of my sweet creature #ok that's enough for today #i need to get shit done #but i just need to state that mr harry edward styles #ur a fukn simp for writing this song #and ill forever be thankful that u chose to share it w us

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tyunni · 2 years

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I haven't said anything abt the concept photos yet so let me summarize my thoughts

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#thank u for ur attention #RIKI IS SO ?1??1!1!2!2! LIKE I CANT DO THIS RN #yes yes yes yes YES AND YES ABSOLUTELY #CHEFS KISS #AND HOON MULLET AND FUCK HEE LOOKS SO GOOD #AND JAYKE?1!1!1!1!1!1!!#dude sunoo's concept photos are ny second fav from the concept photos so far #and OF FUCKING COURSE jungwon slayed as always. red hair hits so HARD #‼️.may simps #‼️.enha #‼️.may ted talks

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bluehwale-main · 10 months

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hellooo ik its me again spamming inbox again 😁 ykw ykw

i miss u like i legit miss u sm that like i feel like my day is incomplete without talking to u it feels like a hollow yk that emptiness u get after finishing a kdrama thats what im feeling as i write this (becoming too much in love behaviour but its fine cuz i love uu nd being a liz simp is better than living alone without love in ur lifee) that without talking to feels like my day is incomplete but ik u are taking time off to collect ur thoughts achieve mental peace (hoping u get it during ur time off ) nd become calm nd ik how badly negative comments affect a person cuz they never get forgotten they just get buried nd come up whenver u get into a bad headspace but its fine we all get into bad headspaces go thru hard times nd i believe in u can get thru it u can nd take as much time as u need i will waiting for u with open arms to embrace u nd let u rest

nd ykw in a span of 4days sm things happened first i finished all the movies of to all the boys i have loved before but i didnt watvh xo kitty cuz they should made it as a netflix original movie instead of making it as a kdrama + eng series (i rly dont like eng series never watched any 😭😭 cuz i dont feel the connect the way i feel with kdramas ) nd after finishing i was like 😭😭 how do i get such a sweet guy (its an dream which no guy would be able to fulfill ) anw moving on

i tried to talk or more likely comfort a guy he is going thru hard time i can see it on jis fsce no matter how much he tries to mask it it can be seen in his expression nd eyes 😭( i dont like but as a genuine frnd im concerned abt him as i wasnt talking to him for a week ( i get too tired ti socialize in thr evening 😞that i dont text anyone ) so i wrote this a huge block of texting with some advice with some caring words okay nd telling everything will be fine nd all i sent it after 2minutes i was like this is so cringe 😭😭😭😭😭 nd i was like i sound like a girl who has a crush on him ( i dont 😭hes the type of person who has a huge ego nd i dont like egoistic ppl but to me he doesnt shows ego idk why 🥴🥴nd he is kinda dumb )

nd after i deleted i was like think ren thinkkk sm thoughts were going on in my mind like i HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE COMFROTED A GUY let alone have a guy frnd even tho i had one he confessed to me nd the friendship turned into dust 😭 nd from the start i always had female frinds even tho i have some guy frnds but we arent close to be considered frnds like classmate things ykk nd with the guy i wanted to comfort he considers me his frnd but i dont 😭 i have a very peculiar criteria of considering ppl as frnds 😭 but it is what it is so at last i texted him be well nd take care nd i also said it is overhelming to u atm but it will become better trust me he said see u soon i read nd didnt reply cuz idk.what to say 😭😭 nd ykw i suck at comforting guys cuz with girls its like u can say ily to them nd write a long ass message for them nd yk its a connect 😭 like i want a guy who genuinely is only intrested im friendship not in f2l nd i cant even say a guy i love u randomly if i trying to comfort them they might take it literally nd another trouble 😭😭 well i have never said that i dont plan to 😭 anw take careeee have a good day

#ren u r making me shed Real tears rn #i love u sm like if anyone tries to be the number 1 ren simp I WILL FIGHT THEM #BCS THATS MY SPOT #NO ONE ELSE’S!!!!!!!!#and omg i also watched xo kitty for shits n giggles HELPPP LMAO but i agree with u a 100% bro #no u’re so right bcs no sweet guy exist #like i’ve come to terms w it now :’-)#NO BCS #FRIENDSHIP WITH GUYS ARE SO HARD TO MAINTAIN FOR SOME REASON????? BCS ONE DAY THEY’LL JUST BOOM CONFESS THEIR UNDYING LOVE TO U #ITS SICK #LIKE #I THOUGHT WE’RE HOMIES I THOUGHT WE’RE BUDDIES WHY R U IN LOVE W ME NOW💀#not wanting f2l with guys is so true like…. i just want a FRIEND how hard is it bro 😭😭#okay but u’re good at comforting ppl <3 whoever tht guy is should be HONORED #also #men with big ego <<<<<<<#not it #glad u dodged a bullet kinda 😭😭#I LOVE U AND I LOVE UR STORIES MY SLEEP DISAPPEARED IM SO INVESTED NOW

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