#I WANT TO SMELL HIM

[hstylesmermaid]

The duality...

1. He's thick, hot, sexy, and that face screams: "you want it, yeah? I know", LA CHULERÍA!!!! ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

2. Also want to squish his face and tell him he is a cute baby, give him a thousand kisses and hold him close 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

All I can think about is HITTIES and THIGHS

#harry styles #harry styles smut #chubby baby #THIGHS #I WANT TO SMELL HIM #hitties #confort #fav person #love on tour #thank you Lloyd

[thescrunkler]

Pinterest is rlly fuelling smthing in me icl you guys

#not my art btw #mob psycho 100 #i want him so bad #reigen arataka #I want to smell him

[lokisprettygirl]

Snoopy says Hi!

Oh my gosh I needed this after watching a movie where a dog was killed😭

He's so precious I love him 😍

#asks #annoyingsweetstranger #them eyes 🥹 #i want to smell him

[ciaraloves]

I think if my instagram crush let me squish my face between his tits id feel better.

#I WANT TO SMELL HIM #ciara’s convos #ciara in love (delusional)

[minilev]

#YOU DON'T UNDERSTAAAND! HE'S LIKE PRINCE CHARMING OF THE SLASHER WORLD! #he's perfect! i want to know more about him! what are his hobbies? (except traps ofc) what does he like to drink? how does he smell like? #how his home looks inside? mooore MOOORE #mark hoffman #my art #saw #slashers #costas mandylor

[bigcatbulges]

Source - DogoroNumber3

(Artist's Patreon Gumroad and Bluesky)

#gay scalie #gay scalie pecs #gay scalie pits #gay scalie belly #gay scalie bulge #gay scalie pokemon #artist twitter above #did a team building exercise with the server and asked do i tag them as scalie or furry #either way i want him to fuck me til the room smells like apple pie

[suchawrathfullamb]

sometimes I'm fine but sometimes I remember this:

#what is he smelling #pls #he sure made a go at it -we were ROBBED of hannibal's face hearing this #he'd laugh it off while internally fuming #honestly this was the moment margot fucked everything up for her and her baby #this moment right here my girl was rip uterus #also i wanted to see him making “a go at it” pls that weird ass abstract 5some was not it #hannigram #nbc hannibal #hannibal #will graham #hugh dancy #murder husbands #hannibal lecter #mads mikkelsen

[natjennie]

I love that no matter how many fucking times alison gestures to exactly where the ghosts are mike will still look up in the air for them. the fact that he makes an attempt to interact directly with them instead of just always looking to alison is so charming. but also adhd king.

#mike cooper my bestie mike cooper #when julian records him talking about the house and he looks up and goes 'thanks julian' #like... he knows that means he's there and he believes enough to interact with them even when alison isnt there #like. he means so much to me #it would be so easy for him as a character to just always be the straight man #and be going along with it for alisons sake but then roll his eyes #but he doesnt!!! he trusts that they're there! he tries to talk to them when she's not there~!! #yeah maybe he's a little bit scared of them at first but then those are his wife's family! #that's his wife's group of friends and he wants to be included!! #he wants to know their inside jokes. he pays attention. he knows which one is which. #when alison says mary is gone he says #'the one that smells like toast and spies on me in the toilet' like. yeah she had more personality than that #but he remembers who she is!!!!!!!!!! #and acknowledges that alison needs to mourn! #i'm gonna sobBB!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #bbc ghosts #i cant watch ghosts high i get so emotional

[hamartia-grander]

This definitely won't happen but it would be so fucking funny if they arrive at the planet Thrawn and Ezra were stranded on and it turns out that these two are best friends now and Thrawn is completely on Ezra's side. Morgan Elsbeth pleads for Thrawn to return and reignite the Empire and he's just like "those bitches? Fuck em. Ezzie and I started a band, we play Jizz music on Wednesdays. Here's my wallet pictures of us hanging out."

#Thrawn becomes the autistic older brother Ezra always needed and Ezra is the pet Loth cat Thrawn never wanted but loves anyway #Ahsoka #ahsoka series #ahsoka spoilers #Thrawn #ezra bridger #mitth'raw'nuruodo #ahsoka show #ahsoka show spoilers #Ahsoka Tano #ahsoka series spoilers #What will most likely happen is that they'll arrive to find Thrawn and Ezra were completely separated upon arrival #Possibly Ezra is on a completely different planet entirely #And it'll be an extra side quest to continue looking for Ezra #Thrawn will be the same old crusty musty dusty blue boy who hates everyone and is too smart for anything #<- I only called him crusty musty dusty because my phone's predicted text insisted those words belonged together and I'm crying #I do like him. He just smells #I'm interested to see how they handle his return however #We know the Empire never gets reformed until another 20 or so years from the time of the show under the name The First Order #So idk we'll see #This episode was so great

[ef-1]

Christian Horner is on a one man political back stabbing thriller and is allegedly:

Actively trying to get rid of Helmut Marko so he can be unilaterally responsible for all of Red Bull's F1 operations

Tried to get Yuki kicked out of AT and Red Bull at large

So much so he was willing to pay 10 mil to get rid of him

He was allegedly stopped by Marko who thought kicking Yuki out now would make the remainder of Honda's tenure very hostile

^ this tracks with the verified account of Honda having to step in to Yukis contract negotiations after they had "stalled"

source

#Machiavelli Machiavelli... #i knew Christian would. of course he would. sorry to say it BUT I TOLD YOU SO #if this is all so juicy. it smells of Christian wanting to be emperor. of him being tired of cleaning up after Helmuts racist mess #buT WHY DID HE HAVE TO COME FOR YUKI LIKE THAT #so its the common truth that Christian had secured that seat for daniel. it was never in contention #hes so. Machiavellian #f1 #christian horner #yuki tsunoda

[thomashelbyswife]

Tommy Shelby - Peaky Blinders S5E5

#mainly did this one cause I want you all to see how scrumptious him and his HAIR looks here!! #*sniffling my screen* cause I know he smells expensive & sexy af #tommy shelby #thomas shelby #peaky blinders #cillian murphy #thomasshelbyedit #peakyblindersedit #tv #t'swifesgifs

[girlwteeth]

(WIP) “Are we the four horsemen of the apocalypse?” ask local teens trying to kill god

#my art #wip #dndads #dungeons and daddies #normal is pestilence cause he smells bad #scary is war obviously #link is famine because I wanted to draw him holding a scale and looking cool #and taylor is death because he is literally related to the devil #hope this helps

[politemagic]

everyone say congratulations to the first time homeowners!

edit: i may or may not have been inspired to write some headcanons based on this, if you're interested

#is this anything? idk if this is anything but i made it anyway #i wanna write the misadventures of the eepies in their haunted house. #i feel like ii is the ghosts' favorite. while they might mess with the others they are actively helpful to him #like if someone doesn't close the door all the way it'll just slowly click shut so he doesn't have to get up #iii is very jealous that the ghosts like ii so much. #he holds seances at least once a week (despite vessel's many protests) basically just like 'why don't u like me🥺' #iv tries to win over the ghosts by doing nice things for them #if you've seen the show ghosts on cbs i imagine him being a little like jay lololol #leaving the tv on for them to watch or cooking something so they can smell it #(they still love ii the most) #vessel is definitely at least a LITTLE BIT of a medium so to him the haunted house just feels really crowded #though sometimes he'll listen in on their conversations when he's bored #so it's not uncommon for him to suddenly laugh in the middle of a silent room #(the others definitely aren't jealous at all) #anyways if you read all that and would want to read more lmk because i WILL write it #sleep token #worshitposting #sleep token memes #sleep token vessel #sleep token ii #sleep token iii #sleep token iv #em's worshitposting

[mellon1998]

Aabria saw what Zac and Brennan did with Norman and Skip in Starstruck and was like, "What if I did that but in a traumatizing way?"

#dimension 20 #d20 #burrow's end #burrow's end spoilers #a starstruck odyssey #aabria iyengar #never change #you absolutely incredible person #i wonder if “dr. wenabocker” smells absolutely rancid and everyone around him just assumes it's cause he's old and doesn't want to be rude

[theaxolotlkween]

Silly little comic I made.

#the burnt lettuce part is probably true tbh #van kleiss just seems like the kind of guy who would smell like burnt lettuce #even after he’s no longer literal dirt just figurative dirt #rex actually does regrow limbs he’s like a freaky little mechanical axolotl boy #i wish we’d gotten to see what rex regrowing a limb actually looks like in the show and not just in the comic #it probably would’ve looked really cool and i want to see it #van kleiss probably learned that rex could regrow limbs by nefarious means and rex probably doesn’t remember it #which is probably for the best that man has traumatised him enough #i honestly didn’t mean to have van kleiss deciding to be a dick by giving an answer to noah and not rex #but i didn’t want to just have him stand there in the background because that’s boring #and it somehow fits the pettiness of who he gives information to willingly because it’s not rex and it almost never is #every time i watch the show noah and rex become even more boyfriends to me #also i think noah deserves to get in a dig at vk every once in awhile #like van kleiss did almost have him killed and he had to see van kleiss stabbing rex in the first episode #and van kleiss turned him into an evo once so like #yeah he should get to roast him sometimes #sarcastic unhinged trans noah my beloved #generator rex #generator rex fanart #genrex #genrex fanart #rex salazar #noah nixon #van kleiss #noex #theaxolotlart

[starryeyedadmirer]

Good boys do what they’re told… and Tyler is the very goodest of Mother’s boys — heeding her every command… with no hesitation, or any questions asked.

When Mother charges him to speak, he speaks… when she instructs him to sit down, he sits… when she requests to be entertained, he does a little jig for her… and when she orders him to eat, he chokes down every bite of food that he can. He’s the most obedient runt of Mother’s litter… and the hungriest. Mommy’s little piggy. He’ll speak, sit, dance, and eat… and eat, and eat… until she is satisfied with him. It’s then, and only then, that he takes it easy.

Mother loves the way that he waddles around her home after a good feeding session — with his shirt rolled up to his chest, and belly stuffed round and taut. He looks so healthy with his tummy packed full… so plump, and swollen. It brings her so much comfort to see the aftermath of his eating… to know that her greedy fledgling is satiated — that he’s more than just well-nourished — and to help him pass his food. Rubbing and kissing his big belly brings her all of the comfort in the world, and to have her way with his shallowed navel is her favorite pastime.

Mommy’s goodest boy can hardly move once he’s had his fill… he’s just a bloated, gassy, helpless little piggy — and that’s exactly the way that she likes him.

#starry eyes #quick write #tyler funke #tyler funke belly/tummy #tyler funke navel #mother’s kitchen #✨his little belly✨ #✨it deserves so much love✨ #✨i want to rub his tummy✨ #✨it turns me on so much to watch him eat✨ #✨such a pig🐖✨ #✨i wonder what his belly button smells like✨ #✨i wanna put my tongue in his belly button✨ #✨i want to impregnate him✨ #✨shhhh… there’s a baby in there✨ #✨i just want to rub his belly while he farts his bloat away✨ #✨i need to smell his little farts✨