hobie motherfuckin' brown!!!!!!
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*the gang steps into baldur’s gate*
halsin: they’re making people pay for flowers?? for fruit?? things that silvanus gave to us for free?!
astarion: omg why are you yelling at me? i didnt make the system
astarion: wait
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me when the only horror media ive engaged with is the simpsons halloween specials
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hey um so i slowly started replacing all of your boyfriend's parts with indistinguishable, identical parts and now he's not sure he's your boyfriend anymore. sorry about that
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CALL ME IT/SHE THE WAY MY SKIN IS ACTING UP
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Okay Chosen One Kristen au where she STAYS, where she goes the buddy dawn path, where she's full repressed homosexuality Helio prophet
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Nothing in the world belongs to me
But my love, mine, all mine
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when I find a brilliant, jaw dropping, amazing x reader fic but suddenly I’ve been given a first name, last name, hair colour and eye colour
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I think a pervy girl should pin me down and just play with my tits while she tells me all the gross stuff she's gonna do to me, but idk maybe that's just me
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"please tell my family that their daugher is good" has got to be the most heartwreching thing i have ever heard a child say
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bloated
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I have always loved the paladin!riz headcanons regardless, but this season actually sets up SUCH a funny reasoning for it,,
please, just, riz multiclassing as a paladin of cassandra just so kristen will fucking pass
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