#I do this all the time

[adeptune01]

How to Speak like Hannibal :D

Make an observation about anything in your immediate vicinity in the most pretentious way possible

Ex: "Creamer is poured into coffee to make the bitter taste more palatable to the common man."

2. Make another statement connecting the previous object/place to people

Ex: "Many people cannot face the bitter reality of their own existence."

3. Ask an extremely personal question using the previous two sentences as a base

Ex: "Tell me Will, what do you pour into your life to make your existence bearable?"

#i do this all the time #my friends hate me #but lmao #its so fun pls #hannibal #nbc hannibal #hannigram #tell me will

[the-trans-advice-blog]

Friendly reminder that any character can be trans if you say so :)

#I do this all the time #hit them with a transgerification beam #transmasc positive #marshal talks #transgender #trans #ftm #trans guy #transmasc #nonbinary #queer #transfem #mtf

[ahopelessromantika]

"You write so well," he says admiringly.

Leaning back against his chest, she casually twirls the pen in her hands and studies the poem she just wrote.

She hums.

"And you, darling, inspire me to write such things."

-by ahopelessromantika-

#writing inspiration #writing prompts #writing community #writeblr #writing #writing ideas #fiction #writing prompt #romance #dialogue prompt #dialouge prompts #writers society #writerscommunity #writer on tumblr #writers on tumblr #writing inspo #i do this all the time #when writers fall in love T^T

[sluttylittleslashers]

STOP PRETENDING YOU DON'T HAVE A MASK KINK

#mask kink #slasher fandom #slasher fucker #slashers #admit your mask kink or else! #ok i'll go now #i do this all the time

[fallingforfictionalmen]

it’s so funny bc im watching pj’s bts video and I see dan wearing the jacket phil walked in with and im like ‘hm maybe phil just got hot or he was filming so he couldn’t wear it’ and then they not only mention how cold it is but show phil wearing a different jacket

that mf really was like “it’s too cold this jacket is now mine”

#i do this all the time #dan and phil #dnp #dan and phil crafts

[prythianpages]

the way I haven’t dived into TOG or read CC but I already know what happens bc I love spoiling things for myself 🤧

#I do this all the time #sometimes I even read the last page of a book for funsies #or I’ll read a synopsis to a movie before I watch it #I just like to know what I’m getting into I guess 😂

[stegocitrus]

Because my last art post from a while back was making the rounds:

(if you actually hc vector as part dragon that's cool, i'm just goofin')

#vector the crocodile #sonic the hedgehog #sth #this is true actually #i do this all the time #also please #v*cpio shippers dni

[oizysian]

is it horrible that I kinda wanna do little ficlets based on songs for both Wanda and Lizzie despite the fact that I’ve got loads of things to write already

#oizysian talks #I’m horrible #I do this all the time

[kyriathanatos]

Ways to make your autistic rants funnier:

- Get to the end of your very long and expertly detailed explanation of the thing and wait a second, then yell out “…The Aristocrats!”

#I do this all the time #no idea if anyone has even gotten the joke yet #but it makes me smile and that’s what matters

[julies-room]

@austinnyalpha ! You are one lucky guy! 😂. And I’m a good little slut for you. 😂😂😜

#beauty #sexy tease #lingerie #hot as fuck #naughty #brunette #blondie #blond girl #nipplicous #stockings #i love him #his girlfriend #i do this all the time #he loves it #he loves me #sexy sexy #fun stuff

[funtime29nm]

Sometimes I accidentally scroll and like things on the wrong account

#nm talks #i do this all the time

[lixorloveslicorice]

y’all ever make a post and think

“damn this one ain’t gonna hit”

then you delete it?

#I do this all the time

[average-drawer]

I love it when pixelated games have pixelated soundtracks. It is so cool and calming for some reason. Sit on the floor listening to the slower OMORI songs it is wonderful

#I do this all the time #I just sit down by my bed and listen to my favorite slower ones

[sluttylittleslashers]

He's ummmm....kinda hot tho

Sorry for the lack of posting haven't been feeling good

#ok ill stop now #i do this all the time #but he buff tho #the boy 2016 #slasher fucker #slasher fandom #slashers #brahms heelshire