Also this is maybe me being ignorant about system discourse, did they say "483 of us" ? As in that's how many there are in their system? Is that... that's a really big number, is that just me? I'm not meaning to question them or anything it just occurred to me I have no conception of what the broader system community would consider like, "average"
That’s not that big of a number for polyfrag systems and I’m not in the position of questioning shit like that. We have over 40 sys mates and plenty of ppl consider that a lot. Also with all the uh. Racism… there’s bigger issues in their msg than that. As a rule of thumb, don’t bring stuff like that up. You don’t know what’s going on in their head and if you’re a singlet it’s not your place to speculate anyways. their sys member count is irrelevant.
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Funniest bit of the dnd movie is Xenk clearly being an NPC the DM introduced for lore and plot purposes who’s a competent fighter because of course he is, his reputation and backstory require it. But whoopsies the DM made him too powerful, the whole party likes him, and now they want him to come with to fight the BBEG which will completely and utterly fuck up the encounter balance
So instead of there being any actual plot reason he can’t join Xenk just says “I can’t. This is something only you can do.” And then walks off, never to interact with the party again because the DM just knows those little shits will find a way to use their OP creation against them
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while waiting for my iPad to charge so I can draw on it, I had a small adventure on twitter (oh, I’m sorry, I mean 𝕏) reading about this man with far too much money, “Zero” (a name many people call him, according to himself), who has taken it as his life’s mission to defeat mortality through obsessive exercise, diet, vitamin supplements, and penis injections:
He is, of course, separating gullible nerds from their money by selling his own branded meal and exercise plans, diet foods (including something called “nutty pudding” that looks like a little cardboard cup of grainy, dark brown mud)… and extra virgin olive oil, the most specialist olive oil to ever be pressed, the KEY to immortality, with the blandest and most underwhelming label design imaginable:
That looks like the branding on a ream of printer paper. It’s $37.50-per-bottle olive oil. Incredible. BUT—it’s sold as a TWO-bottle deal! $75 for two of them! The website has no option to just order one. But why wouldn’t you want two of them?? Don’t you want to #dontdie???
And of course. The punchline to all of this that isn’t the penis injections or the reveal that he’s recording his “max urination speed” and taking over one hundred pills per day. The kinds of people snapping up his rejuvenating, immortality-bestowing olive oil…
of course it’s NFT bros.
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Remember: genuine respectful curiosity is always better than fearful ignorance
I attended a workplace culture and inclusivity training today in which the presenter said with his whole chest that to avoid conflict it may be better to avoid talking about any “sensitive” topics at work like politics, religion etc.
This is absolute bullshit. The only way to understand different people is to share and get curious and find connection. You cannot promote inclusivity by living in a culture of fear where you’re afraid asking a question about something you don’t understand will get you in trouble.
All that creates is an echo chamber where you can only talk about “safe” topics, which are invariably ideas shared by the dominant population in that circle.
This applies in every circle - liberals, conservatives, at work, with friends, in society.
So get curious!! And respond to curiosity with kindness and respect rather than judge them for ignorance!!
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so sorry to crumb but this is the funniest fucking thing i’ve ever seen. something about sniff going “do you know what cocaine is” and the screenshot instantly cutting out is the peak of comedy we’ll never make anything funnier than this
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bandom circles dashboard simulator
mutual one: i wish i was a microphone so hot men could suck me off
mutual two: [anthony green image] she’s like a puppy to me
mutual three: i’m going to **** ** ****** ** ******** *** *** ***** and *** ********* ** **** ***
mutual four: i have a spare ticket to this show does anyone want it
mutual five: i wish people were normal about ls dunes
mutual six: i’m going to ask frank to sign my birth certificate ^_^
mutual seven: donate to my venmo @ oldmanblooddrinker
mutual eight: i hate him and his orbs
mutual nine: hanging out with [4 other mutuals]! we all got matching tattoos <3
mutual ten: where’s geoff i need to tell him somethijg
mutual eleven: i think we should cancel worm tbh :/
mutual twelve: we used to have gerard
mutual thirteen: *reblogs post 28 times in a row*
mutual fourteen: im gonna throw up [image of a white man]
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not having a good time right now and trying to remember good times will be coming back it’s just that i need a nap a snack and the comfort of being cozy in bed reading pride and prejudice
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Spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to start this post so now im just doing it sorry
Phantom gets called cat like by the other heros all the time. Hell some of the league members have even joined in after he met them. Fuck you superman how dare you out his purring
Problem is his new power he started developing. Telekinesis. And it’s very hard to control. Now if he looses focus he starts knocking stuff off shelves or off tables.
Frostbite told him he would keep developing powers till his ghost side was grown but he thought it was done. How many more powers does he need!!!!
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