#I love capybaras this is the best thing ever

[33max]

so turkey dinosaurs!max 😭😭 he follows a capybara page on instagram 😭🫶🏼

Imagine Max slowly dropping into headspace, he’s drifting in and out so he’s still got his phone, and he follows this page! It makes Big Max smile when he realises, so he keeps following it for little Maxy ♥️♥️♥️

#answered #mad-alyn #I love capybaras this is the best thing ever

[owlight]

Hello hello! I’ve been really enjoying reading your writing and saw that your requests were open! (:

May I request Zoro, Usopp + a character of your choice (even if it’s nobody) with a gn! s/o who has no sense of danger? They just enjoy the excitement of adventure and rush into things with no thought ~

Thank you in advance if you decide to take my request !

Thank you for requesting 💖😚 I love this request fr,been in my draft for few months I'm sorry for that

Tags: not proof read, fluff, reckless behaviors,making up plots as I write

Zoro & Usopp & Trafalgar law with a gn!s/o with no sense of danger

Zoro

You're like Luffy but worse because unlike Luffy you're smart and still choose to walk right through the danger of life without a blink of an eye

But lucky for you ! Zoro is built different (kinda himbo ngl) and he will walk through danger with you with no thought too because someone gotta keep you safe while you walk into the most obvious death trap ever

He will always keep an eye on you ,just to make sure you don't get yourself into trouble,but just like Luffy you wander off on your own ,he goes after you (he get lost in his way to find you) and then he find you fighting some marine captain at a bar for some animal crackers

He so chill with you because years of begin with Luffy had made him immune to no sense of danger (he is also like you too so he doesn't mind it much)

He really like your fearless side ,you could get into the wildest most dangerous situation and you would still have your smile ,he admire that about you a lot

"(y/n) nami told us to stay low" Zoro grumble as he carry you under his arm and run from the marine troops running after you two "yeah but he was a dick to the waitress AND tried hitting on me" you defend yourself, Zoro shakes his head "...you got yourself a point but I'm not taking the blame when we reach the ship,you will !" Zoro says as he run down some alleyway to hide from the Marines,he can't help but smile at the fact you still trying to get free to fight the Marines...ah yeah he is a bit more in love with you because he want to do that too but for once he gotta put your safety before his hunger for a good fight...

He will try his best to let you be doing your adventures safely,he is strong and can protect you well but eh if only he wasn't so bad at actually stopping you from doing reckless things

He will agree to anything reckless you want to do because he Is just...he think it's a good idea? Why not fight a whole troop on your own with him? Both of you are capable???? He doesn't see why everyone think that's dangerous

He is your ride or die for real,he would go down with you with anything without a thought usually,he might argue for like one minute then he would give in Because he think you got a valid point

he might be Stern with you sometimes to make sure you don't harm yourself though , putting yourself in harm is his last thing on his list (still on the list tho)

He enjoys your spirit, quality time with you always lead to him learning new things about himself like he could fight five crocodiles to grab you from an untimely death

He is a 10/10 boyfriend, would help you invade a country if you asked enough

Law

Law sometimes wonder how you both Ended up together, you are the complete opposite from him ,you rush into things ,you are reckless,you don't care for danger

But again you're the reason why he is able to do so many new things ,explore new island and get into some questionable situations

"(y/n)-ya....where were you..and why are you holding a Capybara?" Law asks as he stand on the deck of the Polar Tang,you are standing on the sand as you look at the decked submarine ship "oh yeah,see I went to explore the island with bepo and then I have seen some guy,see the guy called himself the capybara king and he was terrorizing the people of the island,turning them into capybara and I had to fight him and yeah I kinda lost the fight..... and I need your help" you tell him and law rub his temple,so tiredly "we shouldn't care it's not our business,we should leave,get Bepo and let's leave the island" law says sternly and you smiles sheepishly "ahhhh..this is Bepo though,he turned him into a Capybara cuz he took the fall instead of me..."

Law left eye twitch slightly as he grab his sword ".....alright show me where is that bastard ,I will deal with him and then we are leaving and you are grounded for the next month"

You are the reason why he partly have anxiety from new places ,please stop getting into dangerous situation the moment your foot hit an island

He is this close ".." on just starting to put you on those kid leashes before going anywhere,just so you don't wander off somewhere and end up liberating some island by accident

He appreciates your fearlessness yet it make him worry so much about you,please Just stop trying to have some new adventure he know you're a Pirate but You are not immune to injuries

He patch you up after every adventure you end injured from ,he is always glued to you after that ,making sure you don't leave his sight

The crew have a chart for watching (baby sitting) you duty ,they all trying to help law not get grey hair before his thirties by watching over you before you end up somewhere you are not supposed to be

Law still loves you though,your energy is a fresh breath of air in his life even if you always acting so recklessly ,he still adores you

Will try to explore with you sometimes in hope to keep you entertained and safe (you end up finding the one piece I swear)

6.4/10 boyfriend , would stop you from doing a lot of dangerous things ,but sometimes he will watches you do dumb reckless things just to see you come to ask him for help ,it's his favorite routine in a way

Usopp

Every night ,he pray to god that you stop trying to do these dangerous adventures because you always end up dragging him with you ,bless your heart your idea of fun is like active suicide activities in his eyes

He loves you truly but he can so much play brave in face of death,you are like Luffy (but without the plot armor) and he worry sick for you whenever he sees you wander off to your new adventure whenever you reach a new island ,and so much against his own self preservation..he follows you

"my love... I'm pretty I saw Marines camping nearby" Usopp mumble as he hold your hand, walking with you,you have no care in the world as you walk " oh yeah I know,I already burnt Thier camp, they won't bother us for a while while we gather what we need " Usopp felt his eyes jump from his skull '' YOU DID WHAT?"

" oh damn is that judgement??? Uso! I was keeping us safe,beside I made sure no one was inside ya know,it will be more calm for us to walk!" You explains to him and he sighs deeply,your intentions are pure yet your action was what he could describe,a crackhead level plan "we will have to deal with angry marines when they discover what you did ,they will probably call for backup"

You shake your head with a little mischievous grin " they won't be able to,I took all Thier den den mushi mushi " you tell him as you show him your bag,and it was true it was filled with transport snails different shapes and looks very relaxed as they eat a.. cabbage? Do you keep cabbages in your backbag?

"....alright I guess you...really thought this out" Usopp mumble nervously,failing to see that one of the snails look like it belonged to a certain golden suit admiral...he trust you enough to not be that foolish..but you are unfortunately and he is in love with you..

Always have a mini heart attack because of you,have mercy on his soul he will have a heart condition because of reckless you can be combined with Luffy own recklessness,how did he end up having to be with two reckless people in the same crew???

He tries his best to district you off any dangerous situation,so you don't jump at it ,just like with Luffy ,he would gaslight you into NOT going to the dangerous Island because no we didn't just go pass it please don't tell Luffy about it

You are Chaotic good,which he appreciates you are not doing all that out of idiocy (like Luffy) but sheer curiosity and wanting to explore ,it's cute

He singlehandedly saved you 68836 times by begin the voice of reason for you and you listen to him because you love him

He would save you if you need saving ,he would man up for you just to save you and you would appreciate him and love him-at least that what he thinks he want to do, usually you end up saving him ngl

You and him are the polar opposite yet mash together so well,you still listen to him when things get serious and he still let you go apeshit when he notices you needing to let your energy out

He still adores you anyway, because after you get tired from getting into so much adventures ,you cuddle to him like a little cat and he goes through 7737 stage of happiness while biting his hand to not wake you up

You're so precious to him in general even if he is pretty sure he is getting white hair because of you

10/10 boyfriend ngl , would try to stop you but fails miserably and end up joining you,is good at lying his ass and getting you both out of trouble so good for you ngl

#one piece #one piece headcanons #one piece x reader #zoro x you #zoro x reader #roronoa zoro #zoro roronoa x reader #trafalgar law x you #trafalgar law x reader #trafalgar law x y/n #trafalgar d. water law #Trafalgar law #usopp x reader #god ussop #usopp x you #usopp x y/n #one piece imagine

[couch-house]

I figure now that we r in round 3, it would be a good time to expand on dog's deal specifically by explaining his context--bc he's very much defined by that + his story purpose, rather than his concept on its own! Welcome To My Beepo House.

tl;dr i made dog to be a friend-haver and a friend-maker and specifically be a friend for super :) a vote 4 dog in @sonic-oc-showdown is a vote for FRIENDS!

For beginner's context: for just under half the run of Fleetway Sonic the Comic, twisted evil killer Super Sonic is separated from Sonic physically, loses his chaos powers that compel him to violence, and ends up destitute in Metropolis Zone until a couple of minor characters take him in to live + work with them at the jazz cafe the Groovy Train. everyone say hi ebony and pyjamas :) I love the tension between this trio in how they approach the conflict of super sonic Being There, but ebony and pyjamas are also both adults and I see them as having more parental/grandparental relationships with him rather than real equal friends. so that's where dog and bebe come in :)

this is part of a canon divergence au that keeps the groovy train dynamic largely in place, rather than ending it with the comic. in the canon ending, ebony casts a spell that merges super and sonic back into the same body. sonic conquers super and things are alright for the end of the story. okay well i dont like that so </3 instead in this au, ebony hides super by merging him into *herself.* they struggle to live together for a bit until a minor villain (lord sidewinder) comes in and separates them, once again trying to harness super's power for himself. well he fails and they kick his ass and such. after this, the conflict between super and ebony expands from some of the canon conflict + the new merger conflict annnd now he can go make new friends at the skate park :) by doing what he does best: being sad and wet and pathetic until someone with a big heart tries to help him out.

i've been developing dog and bebe with the intent to make a nice balanced group between them: bebe is the Instigator, the Active member of the group, the hero-like, the leader. she's competitive, she's right, and she knows it! super's the rookie with crazy power, he's a fish-out-of-water most times but when it comes to a real fight he can be a heavy-hitter. he's cautious and deferential (canon low self-esteem behaviors), but he's coming into his own with the help of those around him. and doggy my special guy doggy is the mediator: she's the wingman and cheerleader, she's the helping hand that keeps everyone's heads cool. she's the first to trust and the first to forgive. she's a capybara: everyone's friend :)

ofc i hope dog's deal on his own is interesting enough to people! what if there was a capybara and he was nice and also silly :) but it feels so wrong to separate her from super... that's her buddy that's the reason i made her. my au characterizaiton of super doesn't get to happen from only knowing an older woman who believes he can do no wrong ever and an even older woman who doesn't quite trust him not to do wrong. he's gotta have a friend who doesn't care about all that super sonic stuff--in fact thinks super is just lying about most of it (that's okay, sometimes people need to lie about their lives and it doesn't make them bad or anything). someone who is willing to meet him without any of that baggage and openly invite him into friendship and a safer life :)

#sonic oc #sonic oc showdown #fleetway super sonic #bebe the quail #dog the capybara #HI ONE BILLION WORDS BC I REALIZED MY SUMMARY OF DOG IS SOOO BAD #you MUST understand she is here to be Friend she is chill bc shes Friend shes capybara bc shes Friend #SORREEEE THIS IS SO FLEET-CENTRIC BUT THATS LITERALLY THE POOOIIINT OF DOG SORRREEEE #do NOT separate them... #calling feeby beepo 'super' just for simplicities sake #but hes still fleet to me :) his name fleet #also bebe and dog are a balanced duo too! they were that way before fleet and they continue to be with him #dog supports bebe and holds her back. bebe stands up for dog and challenges him #id in alt text #sth #stc #sonic the comic #sonic the hedgehog #might post these pictures separate as well???? who's to say

[blatantlackofdecorum]

Can you please write more Staedler x reader? You’re the only blog I’ve found that writes it. Tysm :) :) :)

of course!!

General Ron Staedtler x GN! S/O

- for someone who works in such a violent environment, he certainly is one of the most gentle people you’ll meet. he’s so attentive to detail. I’ve said before that when he finds out you like something?? he’s remembering it. same thing with general interests, shows, movies, even a certain animal. prepare to get random pictures of capybaras if you so much as mention one, once.

- he can never get enough sleep. by the time he gets home, prepare to be wrapped up in his arms for a few solid hours. he loves sleep. but he loves sleeping wrapped around you, even more. couch naps while the two of you watch movies?? the absolute best. prepare to feel the safest you’ve ever been.

- gods, I don’t think he gets jealous very much, but he will never take it out on you if he is. he’ll take a more mature approach and talk to you about it, and even if it’s explained away and he trusts you, expect an arm snaked around your waist when this other person shows up. lacing your fingers with his, or kissing you on the head halfway through a conversation.

- such a geek. he grew up fixated on star trek and most things to do with aliens. he definitely had his star wars fazes; and if you watch the movies with him he will be forever indebted. he gets way too excited explaining random plot holes and the rest of the lore to you. buy him a light saber and he might propose to you right there.

- even when he’s groggy from work, he’ll be all over you when he gets home. he will always check how your day is before he passes out. if there’s anything he can do to make it better? he’ll suck up the lack of sleep and make sure he jumps through any hoops he has to.

- please give him haircuts. he’s never trusted barbers enough to do it because of a bad experience in high-school, and it can get so choppy so quickly. the second you get finished cutting it, he’s checking in the mirror and absolutely praising your work. he realized how much a decent haircut can change his look up and won’t hesitate to come back when it grows out.

#ron staedtler inside job #ron staedtler #ron statler #ron statler inside job #inside job x reader #inside job #inside job headcanons #inside job ron #ron inside job #brett hand #reagan ridley

[wisteriagoesvroom]

please. please talk more abt skater oscar. PLEASE

AKSJSKSKS tumblr ate my original reply to this but skater!oscar. he’s like. the chillest dude at the spot, totally unassuming. skates into the park and people skate up to him and say hi… like everyone knows him but he’s nonchalant about it. enjoys nothing more than grinding out trick after trick and there’s a quiet hush in the crowd when he drops into his first slide on a rail. when asked to describe what he loves about skating he just shrugs and says “vibes, mate”. works part time as a barista but doesn’t drink coffee like ever - also somehow does the least behind the counter but gets the biggest tips cus he has a good memory for people’s orders and is also kinda cute and is a bit of a himbo fantasy lay. skater oscar is outwardly chill but he literally falls asleep dreaming about all the different ways to nail the best line. like he knows the parks from tony hawk pro 5 like the back of his hand. his graffiti tag is a capybara in sunglasses. he goes super viral cus he appears in the background of someone else’s video but max fewtrell sees what he does and tells lando “you HAVE to sign this guy he’s the next big thing trust me” and lando is like “what” and then watches the footage and he too highkey falls in love. that’s all i got, chief

#skater!oscar #wiz.askbox #wizrambles.txt #wiz.HCs

[ace-in-sp4ce]

Finally doing an intro post!

Hi, I'm Leo! I am oriented aroace, pan, genderfluid, and transmasc. My pronouns are He/they. I'm also autistic, so I apologize in advance if I ever come off as rude or blunt. I most likely don't mean it that way!

I am a minor, so don't follow me if you are a nsfw-centered blog and don't be creepy. I will block you.

Here's some things about me:

I am the proud parent of a leopard gecko (see below)

my favorite colors are purple, green, and maroon

I am frequently told by irl friends that if I was an animal, I would be a capybara

although my favorite animal is probably a possum

I am, unfortunately, american (RAHHHH 🦅🇺🇲)

Some of my hobbies are: archery, ice skating/hockey, singing (I'm in choir), theater, and painting.

I recently set up a fandom side blog, @your-local-gay-nerd (intro post should be posted shortly), where I'll post and reblog things for shows, books, and artists that I like. This blog will mainly be queer stuff, neurodivergent things, occasionally political things, maybe some pinterest memes, and cat videos. I mainly just reblog, but im gonna try and actually post more.

I love receiving asks! Talk to me, tell me about your day, ask me questions, whatever! I'll do my best to answer them as soon as I can.

This is my son! His name is Sammy :)

and this is my nephew pistachio!

he doesn't like having his picture taken lol

DNI: homophobes, transphobes, terfs/radfems, exclusionists (I believe that's the right word), transmeds/truscum, ableists, racists, antisemites, prolifers (anti abortion), pro isreal

If you disagree with my dni, ignore me or block me. I don't want to argue, it's exhausting.

userboxes!

#intro post #introductory post #lgbtq #genderfluid #oriented aroace #pan #transmasc #autism

[teknikolor-walters]

Ok so there was one point where I said I was gonna write a drabble based off of toby and tolouse's scarab dreams. Yeah here it is. But in all honesty this was just an excuse to write cascarab angst </3

Scarab leaned forward slightly on their cane, breathing heavily. The hike they had just gone on with their wives had been ridiculously hard, much harder than B0UNTY said it would be. But when they looked up, they realized why he had dragged her and Jessie all the way out here.

The view was breathtaking. The sun peeked out just barely from behind the other mountains, tinting everything a soft orange. She heard B0UNTY laugh from beside her.

"Pretty, ain't it?" He asked. They just nodded.

"Ain't nearly as pretty as you, ya'know." He wrapped his arms around her hips, making her yelp. Jessie snickered.

"He's right, ya'know. Both'f ya are the prettiest damn things 've ever seen."

Scarab just made a hmph noise. "Well, ah'm starved, so if the two 'f ya are done bein' gross, ah'll set up for the picnic."

That was the idea behind the hike, to have a picnic together at the summit to celebrate their 6 month anniversary. The happiest 6 months of Scarab's life.

The other two ended up helping her with the picnic supplies and soon they were sitting together, nothing saying a word, just enjoying the moment. Scarab's head was on B0UNTY's shoulder and Jessie was curled up in his lap. The plan was to sit there and watch the sunset, then transport back to H1VE.

"Ya'know, we've got no way of tellin' if these berries're the poisonous sort 'r not." Jessie grabbed another raspberry from the pile. "Ah probably shouldn't be eatin' these."

"We brought the field guide, Capy." B0UNTY reminded it. "But just in case.." He took one out of it's hand, popping it in his mouth. "Ah cain't be havin' mah Capybara gettin' sick."

"How kind of ya t' steal 'er food."

Scarab lifted haw's head from B0UNTY's shoulder long enough to sit up and kiss him. Yee could taste the raspberry in his mouth. B0UNTY's hand reached up and traced the scars on their neck, causing her to hum in pleasure.

When they both broke the kiss, Scarab returned to snuggling into her Fox. She lifted a hand, holding up her wedding rings to the light, studying the words engraved on each one. Fox. Capybara.

For some reason even just seeing the words filled them with peace. It was a reminder that they had each other, they were okay. Scarab sighed with contentment.

---

Scarab sighed. They knew it wasn't good to let themself linger on memories, but they couldn't help it. They wanted to remember everything about their partners.

Even if she would never see them again.

Another sigh. It was for the best, yee reminded yeehawself. If they left, Cassie would.... well. They didn't want to think about what Cas said he would do, and had already done. The tattoo (brand) was just starting to heal. At least it didn't hurt anymore.

She looked over at Castiel, asleep and nestled into her shoulder. He looked pretty. Really pretty, with his hair down and an almost softness to his face. Without really thinking about it she leaned over and kissed him on the forehead.

Their mind began to wander. Nights like this had been common, back at H1VE. Nights curled up next to her partners, slowly falling asleep, knowing she was safe and cared for and loved...

"Mornin', Bug." The jolt of panic yee felt when Castiel spoke up is something yee didn't quite know how to deal with.

"It- it ain't mornin', Capy-" Shit. "Cassie. It- it's still dark out, Cassie. Ya've only been asleep fer an hour 'r so." It was hard to keep up the cowboy voice without their hat, but Scarab managed.

They realized that they'd been fidgeting with their wedding rings while they zoned out, running their thumb over the words engraved on them. They stopped when Cas opened an eye.

"You doin' ok, Bug?"

"'m fine. Jus'... ya'know, thinkin'."

"Mhmm. 'bout your partners?"

Scarab froze. Yee didn't really know why, only that Castiel mentioning haw's partners scared haw.

"Yeah. Jus' a bit'f heartsickness is all," they made themself respond after a little bit.

"Bug, you know it isn't healthy to constantly think about them. You have me now!" He smiled up at them. Cute. "Besides, you know that they didn't love you, right? Not really. Nobody from H1VE did."

Scarab didn't say anything.

"Bug, are you even listening? You know they don't. If they loved you they would've come and found you by now."

"Y-yeah. Yeah. 'm listenin'."

They didn't love her. They didn't love her. They never loved her. She just needed to remind herself of that. They never loved her. They never loved her.

"C'mon Bug, let's get some sleep. It's late."

Scarab let Castiel pull them on top of him, and pushed down the memories of this happening a million times before with two other people. They didn't love haw. They never did.

"Love you, Bug."

They were so lost in their own thoughts they barely heard him.

"Bug, say it back. I love you!"

The sudden change in tone is what shocked haw into replying.

"Love you too, Cassie."

#smiles and bats my eyelashes #scarab walters #queerplatonic pardners #cascarab #one of these days i will write a cascarab fic that isn't just Scarab Torment. today is not that day

[sillyandquest]

It's wild how many characters there are in the Mutant Mashup au. Here's a list, plus some extra thoughts.

Rottmnt:

Splinter (Lou Hamato)

Raphael "Red" Hamato

Donatello "Purple" Hamato

Leonardo "Blue" Hamato

Michaelangelo "Orange" Hamato

April O'Neil

Carol O'Neil

Cassandra Jones

Casey Jones Junior

"Gram Gram" Karai

Sunita

Piebald

Hueso

Todd Capybara

Baron Draxum

Warren & Hypnopotamus

Meat Sweats

Repo Mantis

Sando Brothers

Ghost Bear

Baxter Stockboy

Ms. Cuddles

Foot lieutenants

Kendra

Jeremy

Jason

Big Mama

BM's Assistant (Frida)

Heinous Green

Loathsome Leonard

Dastardly Danny

Malicious Mickey

2012:

Splinter (Yoshi Hamato)

Leonardo "DaVinci" Hamato

Raphael "Sanzio" Hamato

Donatello "Niccolo" Hamato

Michaelangelo "Simoni" Hamato

April "May" O'Neil

Kirby O'Neil

Casey Jones

Karai (Miwa)

Tang Shen

Bishop

Mr. Murakami

Oroku Saki (Shredder)

Bebop & Rocksteady

Tiger Claw (Takeshi)

Fish Legs (Xever)

Rahzar (Chris Bradford)

Baxter Stockman

Alopex

Mona Lisa (Y'gythba)

Leatherhead

Slash (Spike)

Pigeon Pete (Nobody likes/talks about him)

Professor Rockwell

Mondo Gecko

Muckman (Garson Grunge)

Timothy

I told you. It's pretty crazy. Anyway, these are almost every character that has ever interacted with the turtles whether significantly or not. Now that I'm looking at the list, I'm really blown away by how different these interactions are. It's awesome! Seriously, it looks like the the only things that stayed the same was the turtles, Splinter, April, Casey, Shredder, and Karai. The Kraang too but I'll talk about that in a second.

In the Au, Stockman might've gone to the store Stockboy works at and chatted about machines and whatnot. Tang Shen and Gram Gram Karai would also have gotten along pretty well I think (they share the same voice actor too so that's a nice touch). I don't think Draxum would've worked together with Shredder. Saki tends to boss others around and Draxum's pride wouldn't have liked that. It's possible that Shredder tricked Draxum into wearing the armor, but the chance of finally gaining the power necessary to achieve his goal would've been too good to pass up. Saki isn't above using enhancers as a last resort. He would've worn the Dark Armor on his own and become the 'Super' Shredder. One last thing to note is that technically speaking and looking back at Rise canon, the Hamato clan originally was a part of the foot clan. It's weird right?? The split happened when the leader of the Foot clan at the time wore the Dark Armor and went on a rampage. He had done so with the best of intentions but he couldn't control the armor's need to destroy. The man (who happens to also be called Oroku Saki, might name change in this au) had a daughter whose name was Karai. She would go on to create the Hamato clan and seal away the Shredder and herself. That's what happens in this Au at least and aligns closely with canon for the most part. 2012 didn't have much lore when it comes to the Hamato clan, aside from what happened to Tang Shen, so that's why I chose Rise canon as a building point.

Now the Krang is in a weird spot. In canon the 2012 Kraang are brainwashed by Kraang Prime with only a few that managed to break free of his control, calling themselves Utrom. Rise canon sees something similar to this in that the Krang are invaders that can take control of both machines and organic beings. Rise fans also know that Krang are actually the reason for Yokai in the first place through the Empyrean they brought and that they created the Dark Armor. In terms of the Au, the 2012 Kraang only want to free Krang Prime which is Rise Krang. (Brother and Sister Krang are also there but we don't see a lot of love for them so.) There were a few 2012 Kraang that decided to rebel and called themselves the Utrom. The creation of Yokai through the Empyrean and the banishment of Krang Prime and his siblings happened long ago, just like Rise canon.

No one really knows who sealed them away, time had eroded the knowledge away to the point of meaninglessness. There are definitely several legends about it that try to explain what exactly happened but it's never explained. Maybe it was the Utrom trying to atone for the sins of their past, or maybe, just maybe, it was a group of great warriors?

#rottmnt #tmnt 2012 #mutant mashup au #tmnt #everybody loves a small comic reference right? #edit: bm's assistant could've been named after Frida Kahlo

[namecantbeblank]

Qsmp headcanons I have...

Max is a cow hybrid but he only got a cow's tail.

While all the eggs don't talk the only eggs I headcanon as 100% mute are Trumpet and Tallulah. Others don't talk for other reasons.

Senhora Neide and xXCapybaraGamingEPIC1337Xx are the best of friends because they are siblings.

Senhora Neide is definitely the older sibling but not by much.

xXCapybaraGamingEPIC1337Xx being the younger sibling teased Neide when she got together with Elisangela.

Pozolito is on the run. If they ever come back chaos will continue though. Pozolito is imo Mr. Mustard's best friend (or close friend) but neither really knows why

Mr. Mustard I headcanon as slightly smaller than the other capybaras. Also I think he is slightly more red in his coloring.

Oh and until proven otherwise Mr Mustard is Demiromantic and Ace

Senhora Neide and xXCapybaraGamingEPIC1337Xx game together every weekend unless other things are planned

That is all as I don't want to put a whole list of my capybara headcanons.

HELLO ANON! U are absolutely welcome to put all ur capybara hcs, I hardly see any so this is amazing

1. Cow hybrid max,, I know you said he only had the tail but I think it would be funny if he had like, four stomachs as well

2. Real! I imagine the eggs not having the same vocal chords as humans, so it's hard for them to mimic sounds of human speak. Mute Talluluh and Trumpet is definitely something I can get behind

3. I'm in LOVE with the dynamic you've laid out for xXGaming and Senhora- the silliest ever. Definitely a younger sibling thing to do to tease your older sibling about their partners or crushes.

4. Pozolito on the run from the feds 💪💪 good for him good for him. I've also always thought him and Mr. Mustard were close with how Mr Mustard reigned him in at the early days. That's so silly

5. Itty bitty Mr Mustard... Also LGBT capybaras let's go 💪 Very good hcs anon I approve

#blank rambles #qsmp #asks #qsmp headcanons

[isekai-crow]

Mashle: Magic and Muscle Season 1 Re-Cap + Season 2 - Episode 1

Other Episodes-> ep2 ep3 ep4 ep5

This anime shits all over JKR in the best way possible. Highly Recommended if you can make it through the 2nd half of Season 1.

Overall Rating So Far: 8/10 with hopes it will stay there.

For comparison, season 1 ended up 6/10. TToTT as to why...

I'm writing this while re-watching season one, and maaaaan what a strong start Season 1 had!! 9/10 for the first 4 episodes!!

How is this avoiding copyright? I don't know but I fully support it.

I LOVE MASH AND HIS REALISTIC TAKES.

The pacing got completely thrown off after episode 5. Did we really need those fight to be THAT long and drawn out?? No. I get that animation studios are limited in how far into the manga they can go in a given season, but I would have preferred anime original filler over 2 episodes of metal punch dude, and the whole "chamber of secrets" esque episodes...

Despite being sorely disappointed by the second half of season 1, I did finish it. Starting episode 1 of Season 2, I completely forgot where the last episode had left off and it hasn't even been that long!! I had to laugh at just how much my brain had tuned out by the end, which is sad, because this is such an amazing premise.

HOWEVER

SEASON 2 EPISODE 1 BROUGHT BACK THE DRIVE TO WATCH!!

The first episode of season 2 doubles down on poking ALL sorts of holes in the plot of Harry Potter and sidestepping any massive overlaps to avoid copyright. BUT IT'S SO OBVIOUS, I LOVE IT.

May I introduce you to...

"Harry Potter with just enough serial numbers filed off to avoid a lawsuit." - Capybara

Spoilers for Episode 1 Below the Cut

We started off with a small recap of the end of season 1 and honestly I don't remember most of it happening.

Woo they beat the Tom Riddle/Abel Walker, Woo they won tons of points for their dormitory, Woo Mash's super special "magic spell" the Suplex!!!

But oh no! There is a rumor that Mash can't use magic has gotten out! To be fair, it was only a matter of time. Bicep Smash Magic can only get you so far lolol.

The little celebration party is very cute, and suddenly Abel and Abyss show up, and Mash is just totally chill with them joining in their party. Abel even brought a deck of cards and they're playing bullshit of all games lmfao

Personally I want to know why Dot has his mouth and face all bandaged up, but I assume that's Lemon's doing for some reason or another lol

Let me just say, I love Abel and Abyss. Abel is terrifying and carrying around his creepy doll and freaking Finn out, and literally just wants to have fun with everyone. He's far more incompetent, or maybe just normal? than he seems. And cares about Abyss!! And Abyss is doing his best to take care of his master, and thanks Mash for stopping them both. And can't talk to women!!

We love a traumatized bishonen.

Mash gets called to the Bureau of Magic and basically gets called a Mudblood to his face for not having magic and is being sentenced to death.

AND DRACO MALFOY SHOWS UP TO SAVE HIM.

You cannot dissuade me that this isn't another Draco.

And of course, to counter Draco/Ryoh Grantz, we get Knock Off Harry Potter and gang!

Neville with a dragon? Snow girl is Luna? The one with the book is Hermione? Obviously these are also original characters and there is no one to one with characters, but it's fun to try and place them.

Fake Harry Potter / Orter Madel says the most Not Harry Potter thing ever, and its hilarious that a character known for going against the rules has a caricature doing exactly the opposite.

Fuckin' mood Mash. Where the hell did RON come from??? ah.. his only purpose is to narrate what's happening. Makes sense.

The magi-parasite shows up, mob deals with, and it should be a done deal, but Orter continues to push the issue as Ryoh tries to stop him.

Will Mash be taken away and executed? He's not budging. Will Draco and Harry fight? What will become of Mash now that Dumbledore and Finn's Big Bro have shown up?

Until Next Time..

What the fuck is this show I love it so much.

#anime winter 2024 #mashle #mash burnedead #magic and muscles #マッシュル

[charmsandtealeaves]

15 Normal questions

Tagged by @velvethopewrites thanks for the tag! I was totally prepared to comment I’d already done 15 questions but I hadn’t done these! You have no idea how happy I was made by these.

1. Do you prefer owls, capybaras, or flamingos?

Owl. Hands down. I have 250 different species to choose from and they’re all fabulous.

2. What is your favorite soup?

This question right here: the best. I have recently been in some soup discourse so am happy to be able to share my soup preferences because soup is good all the time! When I’m sick I like to go traditional with a simple tomato soup 🥫 but my partner also makes this like amazing spiced pumpkin soup that is just *chefs kiss*

3. What is your favorite…rock (idfk)?

Okay so I’m engaged to a Earth scientist so rocks and dirt are his thing. Specifically he has a rock collection. He’s that kind of nerd and I love him for it. So I think my favourite rocks is one he picked up on a beach date with me and added to his collection, it’s the stripey one pride of place in his office.

4. Choose a familiar:

very dumb, very loving disobedient dog. He loves you but will never listen to you ever

a raven that speaks but it only ever shrieks the name of various fast food restaurant

a toad that screams like a teenage boy instead of croaks

Dogs are kinda my jam. I prefer dogs to most people.

5. Which planet do you feel like would be kind of an asshole if you met them?

Uranus… I mean it’s in the name isn’t it?

6. if you were a worm would you love me?

If I was a worm? I dunno. I’d probably be too invested in finding all the good food.

7. Least favorite type of clothing?

I too am not a fan of the bra. I am unfortunately part of the big titty committee. That means I get very limited options in terms of colour and sexiness… unless I wanna pay an arm and a leg and I am broke as it is. I just want justice for ALL TITS. Let me get the cute Valentine’s Day lingerie sets in my size dammit it (and not have it break the bank).

8. You are now in a horror movie-so sorry. Chance of survival?

Eh 3-5? I have a lot of anxiety and over think everything, but I also would find myself incapable of leaving my friends behind so I guess we did together.

9. Would you rather: the ability to instantly grow a perfect mustache, or ability to talk to vegetables?

Grow a perfect mustache. I could be the envy of men everywhere. Plus I don’t need my food talking to me begging for mercy before I devour it.

10. What do you think of whales?

I think my house decor speaks for itself

But can you tell me what irritates me about the orcha in that picture? Because I bet it would drive you nuts too if you noticed.

This one ☝🏻 was painted for my birthday several years ago by a uni friend and it hangs in my bedroom.

Tagging: @abihastastybeans , @practicecourts , @annasghosts , @annabtg , @uncertainwallflower , @petalstofish and open tag

#tag your it #charms was tagged #tag game #about me

[fbfh]

jonathan byers x bookworm!reader hcs

pairing: jonathan byers x gn reader

wc: 860

warnings: brief mentions of demogorgons, the mind flayer, and cthulhu/hp lovecraft, you're both painfully shy, will playing match maker aww, jonathan is the best man

a/n: I demand more stranger things asks I have brain rot and I don't WANT to wait until fucking july to finish the season I'm trying to cope through fanfiction bc what else do I do

tags: @yesv01 @hopefullhearts @littlewinter1917 @thatawkwardlittlefangirl  @Sad-brunnettee

This is so fucking cute holy shit

Okay you probably met at the library

He was either getting some books for an assignment or picking something up for Will

Or dragging Dustin back to return the books he yoinked when the librarian wasn’t looking

And yeah it was extenuating circumstances 

He may or may have not have needed them to solve a huge part of whatever problem they’ve been dealing with most recently

When he saw you there

Sitting at a table, hair glowing in the late afternoon sunlight streaming in through the windows, fully engrossed in the book you’re already more than half way through

Dear god he was hit hard with a big fat crush

Unfortunately he’s also pretty introverted

So it took you a while to get together

Like a very long time

It would have been longer, but one day four awkward middle school boys approached the table you were reading at and pointed back to Jonathan, who was signaling for them not to do anything

“Hi, I’m Will that’s my brother Jonathan and he thinks you’re really cute”

A;wotjw;lfjs 

You were both so flustered

Jonathan drags Will away and is like HAHA SORRY ABOUT HIM HE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT HE’S TALKING ABOUT

And Will is like what do you mean you talk about them all the time

The other party members are like “OH THAT’S WHY YOU’VE BEEN HANGING AROUND THE LIBRARY SO MUCH”

God it’s so awkward and cute 

Dustin is like hey we’re going to go look for a book, we’ll meet you back right here at this table in a little while

They all run off, watching you behind nearby bookshelves in a way that’s so totally not obvious /s

It’s so fucking cute and awkward

You’re both just sort of sitting there hoping the other one will make the first move

Until he asks you what book your reading

And your face lights up

You ramble to him about your book, plus the other two you recently finished, and he hangs on your every word

You’re inseparable from then on

Your favorite thing in the entire world about dating Jonathan

Aside from how wonderful he is

Is that he can take one look at whatever book you’re reading, and maybe skim the summary

And boom

He has the perfect music recs

You start exchanging book and music recommendations with each other 

And he fucking loves every minute of it

He loves reading a book that you’ve enthusiastically recommended to him

Because your taste in books slaps

But also because he loves when he’s reading through them and has that this is why you love it moment

Especially as he gets to know your tastes and world views and favorite tropes even more 

He can spot the exact parts that make you do heart eyes and it’s the cutest shit ever

So many of your dates are just holing up in one of your rooms listening to amazing music together and reading amazing books together

Sometimes you’ll read separate books, sometimes you’ll read to each other

Your favorite is when you read the same turn together, and take turns doing different voices for the characters

It’s just so fucking cute and cozy and intimate

A lot of times you’ll just end up giggling over your attempts to do accents and different voices

He does a surprisingly good british accent

You’re a little shocked

Not my mom going NO WAY when she heard charlie heaton’s accent in an interview for the first time

And god he loves you so much

He loves you so fucking much

You have the sweet peaceful energy of a capybara basking in the sun

You are his warm solace in the torrent of despair wreaking havoc on hawkins 

And when you inevitably get sucked into all the monsters and conspiracies and craziness 

He’s genuinely shocked at how much easier everything is with you

The other teens honestly didn’t think you’d be a great fighter

You’re so quiet and you’re always reading

But holy shit you know how to kick some demogorgon ass

And you’re always dropping perfectly fitting literary references

You have a literary reference or book quote for every situation you find yourselves in, no matter how bizarre

At one point when they’re trying to tell you about the mind flayer, they get half way through describing him when you’re like ooooh I understand

They’re like you do??????

You’re like yeah like Cthulhu

But in the upside down

They jus ???????

After filling them in on one or two lovecraftian horrors you’re like yeah so he’s like that

They’re like yeah,,,, that’s actually a really accurate comparison

Jonathan is just blushing with this fond look on his face

Bonus points if you help Mike plan campaigns bc you have such an overdeveloped instinct for storytelling and narrative sense

And El absolutely loves you

She loves hearing about all the books you read

The way you describe it makes her feel like she’s lived through it

Which is super fun for her

God everyone loves you

How could they not

But especially Jonathan 

#stranger things #stranger things x reader #stranger things headcanons #jonathan byers #jonathan byers headcanons #jonathan byers x reader

[crispys-wishlist]

Online @ The Perfect Time: A W.I.P. Love Letter to the 2000s

Online @ The Perfect Time (the title is stylized as such), is a semi-forum based visual novel that has the player, a college student in the midst of exam season quickly becoming enamoured with an anime known as Bizarre Galactic (or BIZARRE GALACTIC! as I like to style it!) and goin to an online forum to find out more. As people usually did in the 2000s

It’s got this cute, retro vibe that’s both charming and loveable, and the screenshots from the game’s page caught my eye immediately, and it quickly became the first game on my “Soon-to-play” game list on Itch. It’s a short demo, but upon finishing the game, I’ve already found a need to follow the game and play more. 

…

I’m writing this like a formatted essay LMAO…..

This game IS REALLY CUTE is what I’m trying to say!! However, it’s an incredibly short demo, and as such its substance is… thinly spread at best. It’s not finished, but the good news about the demo is the fact that its not expected to be a finished game. 

I played this game in my dnd discord server, on call with a friend of mine, when they suggested I stream the game! So I did. Along the way, a bunch more people joined the call and it quickly became a group thing lol. 

Well, anyways, I now introduce to you… The O@TPT Demo.

When the game opens up, you are introduced as a college student, hangin out and spending time doing a whole lot of nothing after a long day of studying. It’s getting late and you’re getting hungry, so you decide to order some food. There goes your first choice of the game, which I’m not quite sure matters other than to flesh out your character a bit more. You get three choices for take-out: Chinese, Pizza, and Japanese food. 

The first person I was on call with was half-Japanese, and I was half-Chinese, so we compromised and chose Pizza. 

As you wait for the food to arrive - 40 whole minutes, in fact - you decide to turn on the tv and flip to a random channel. And that’s when you are introduced to apparently the greatest anime you’ve ever watched via an episode mid-season. And my GOD, you are instantly obsessed.

Since you opened to a random channel at a random time, you actually began watching mid-episode. So begs the question: How are you meant to figure out the name and where to watch it? Well, worry not, you fretting little college student, because there is hope! It’s the 2000s, and that means the INTERNET EXISTS!! So what do you do? You search it up as best as you could.

Aand it brings you to…. *drumroll pleaaaaaaaaaaase* The Bizarre Galactic Fan Forum!! A funny little place where you can talk to all kinds of fans of this show! And guided and all wrapped up in a nice little capybara bow (Who another person in the call voiced like it was a 40 year old chain smoker.).

And here’s where you FINALLY get to choose your name and pronouns. Er. Your username and pronouns.

While trying to come up with a username, the people on call with me suggested we combine all our names into one, which hilariously caused us to end up with “Xxasskrax7xX.”

And YES. I WILL be using this username when I eventually make an mc when the game comes out. It’s the perfect amount of unseriousness for me. Also we chose they/them pronouns. But I’ll actually change that when the full game comes out.

SO! asskrax (SDJFKL;ASF) makes their first post on the server without looking at anything else: Where can I watch this show? They get a very kind reply from user Celesteon (very pretty girl but unfortunately not romancable..) to watch the show on the offbrand crunchyroll, crunchyprawn! So, we open the website, and begin binge watching it (as you do when you are a jobless college student during exam season.)

Truthfully, the section where you watch the episodes is VERY long, and the information is not important for the demo, so I’ll spare you a paragraph explaining the lore for the show. Will it be important for the finished game? Not sure! But my god, is it long. I’ll talk about this later.

After binge watching and definitely losing sleep, you go back to the forum to get to know the rest of the forum. A mod proposes a selfie-posting thread to introduce yourself, and you get to see the other love interests for the first time! Their profiles are already on the game page, so I encourage you to look at them for yourself. Let me tell you, they are…..

[giggling uncontrollably]

This would be a good stopping point for the demo, but there is one more scene. You wake up the next day and log back on to the forum before you go to the library to study with friends. There, the (chain-smoking) capybara gives you a sneak peak of the chatroom, presumably used to talk to the LIs, but there's not much you can do after that. Once you exit the tab, the demo ends.

The game itself is really, REALLY charming, with its aesthetic very, very much a callback to how forums and old desktops used to look back in the day. Each character you see on the forum has a really distinct voice, and they really feel like friendly strangers you’d meet on any online forum in real life. The demo ends at just the right cliffhanger that leaves me excited for the full game.

But… there are some small nitpicks that I had while playing. 

The writing in the narration sections are… not the best. There are many, many run-on sentences that feel sort of off, and you can often find some words used in the wrong tense, or a word or two spelt incorrectly. Nothing too bad, since the real charm is in the forum itself, but just enough that you’d start to notice them.

Also, there’s the section where you watch the anime. It’s long, a little boring, and feels a bit unnecessary. Honestly, it’s really likely that the information will be more important when the game is finished, so I’m not too mad about the length. It was just something that didn’t work in the context of this being a short demo.

So, what’s my final verdict? Should you play Online @ The Perfect Time?

YES. Of course you should! It’s a sweet demo and a game being developed by hardworking people, and you should always give visual novels a chance. These are just my opinions on it, and you really shouldn’t be basing your desire to play games on someone else’s opinions. 

MY GOD i just wrote this whole essay in like 2 hours. am i going to proofread this? god no. 

have a nice life :) 

Online @ The Perfect Time : Completed! ✓

#oatpt #visual novel #cricket #2hot2griff #xyzephyr #otometumblr #otome

[mjjune]

15 25 Questions + 15 Mutuals

Thank you so much @bebewrites and @awritingcaitlin !!! This is a lot of questions, RIP

Since this is so long it's under the cut <3

1. Do you prefer owls, capybaras, or flamingos? 

OWLS!!

2. What is your favorite soup?

miso or like, japanese-style clear soup, also wonton soup... can i say all asian soups???

3. What is your favorite…rock (idfk)?

uhh idk if it's a rock technically but i love opals

4. Choose a familiar: 1) very dumb, very loving disobedient dog. He loves you but will never listen to you ever 2) a raven that speaks but it only ever shrieks the name of various fast food restaurants 3) a toad that screams like a teenage boy instead of croaks

the raven for sure lol they bring you shiny things, idc what it says.

5. Which planet do you feel like would be kind of an asshole if you met them? 

jupiter maybe? since it's the biggest and might be entitled?

6. if you were a worm would you love me? this worm question courtesy of ✨ @/legiomiam✨

yes 🥺

7. Least favorite type of clothing?

Dresses/skirts and pantyhose/tights

8. You are now in a horror movie—so sorry. Chance of survival?

10% chance. I can't run for shit. Unless hiding actually worked, I wouldn't survive. I am very small though and good at hiding.

9. Would you rather: the ability to instantly grow a perfect mustache, or ability to talk to vegetables?

Talk to vegetables~

10. What do you think of whales?

they're the best!! i was obsessed with whales most of my childhood

////////

1. Are you named after anyone?

my middle name is from my paternal grandmother <3

2. When was the last time you cried?

lmao, when i announced my 30 days notice at my job a few weeks ago.

3. Do you have kids?

0 and never shall

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?

Literally 50% of what I say is sarcasm

5. What’s the first thing you notice about people?

Probably mannerisms and like?? aura?? idk the right word.

6. What’s your eye color?

Brown

7. Scary movies or happy endings?

Happy endings definitely. Don't really watch horror movies tbh

8. Any special talents?

Uhh my elbows are double jointed?? I do some calligraphy ?

9. Where were you born?

In a hospital in the worst town to ever exist lol

10. What are your hobbies?

Video games, yoga, calligraphy, learning languages

11. Have you any pets?

My parents have a feral cat who adopted us but other than that no

12. What sports do you play/have played?

LOL NONE 0 like I said I can't run for shit (and have asthma). I did band? And musical theater (backstage)? lol

13. How tall are you?

5'1'' i'm a teacup adult

14. Favorite subject in school?

Honestly I liked all of them. Spanish was my highest grade, but English/Language arts was probably my favorite.

15. Dream job?

Lmao best-selling novelist so I can quit my regular job (I do actually like my day job tho)

Mutuals (only if you want to!!) @arionawrites @brimorganbooks @carminasolis @ceph-the-ghost-writer @daisywords @elijahrichardwrites @faelanvance @flowerprose @ghafasinej @hadeschariots @isabellebissonrouthier @moondust-bard @rsdan @sleepyowlwrites @writingmoth

#answered #ask #mj mumbles #mj posts #my tag game #tag game #15 questions

[soup-scope]

hai ray :33 you said you like crochet on your art post so i was wondering if you would share some of your crochet projects? :3 only if you want to, no pressure!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

I’m smooching ur forehead so hard rn bro

i ramble about my crochet projects/my crochet history under the cut so don’t mind me‼️‼️

so i first started crocheting when i was a sophomore(??) in high school!! my mom had a crochet side business where she would take commissions and sell them at local flea markets!! i loved the little creatures she made so i begged her to teach me lmao.

i only really made scarves/blankets when i first started out!!

old rayray photos incoming (my face is going to be blocked out in all of these!! i’m not like. worried i’m gonna be recognized or smth i’m just weird about showing my face online lol)

the first crochet item i’d ever made!! It was an infinity scarf lol.

funny story. i fucked up that scarf so bad. i was just using it as an excuse to practice the double crochet stitch and ended up using an entire thing of yarn. the scarf was “too long” so my mom helped me make it an infinity scarf instead lmao. i still have it ‼️‼️

and then i had a period where i made nothing but scarves for a few months. i don’t have pictures because i gave them away as gifts so here’s proof that i had the yarn 😭😭

and then a took a HUGE ass break from crocheting for a few years 💔💔

But i picked it up again this this past january!! I was required to take a 3D design class at my school so we did a lot of sculpture work!! Here’s my project that i did after not touching crochet for almost 3 years!!

it’s a deconstructed-abstract jellyfish!! I used wire to make the form. Wrapped different yarn around all the wire!! And then made very long strands of the tentacles by doing long chains, things of single crochet and double crochet!!! the best part is that it curled at the end on its own!!

i loved that project sm!!!

I actually used crochet to work on my final for that class!!! here it is!!!

(blocked out face) we had to create a 3D project that was wearable!! I crocheted a SHIT load of flowers and spread them around a veil that i made!! it was supposed to represent springtime/loss of autonomy. (id be willing to explain that later ehehe)

and here’s a very crappy photo from another final i used crochet with‼️

so i had to create a sculptural element for a class and then project a video onto it!!! I created a backdrop with a ladybug/flowers/and a bee to represent an almost idealistic version of my hometown. and the video i projected was clips of what it was like living in the city for the first time!!

here’s a better picture of the bee lol

i actually made LOADS of bees. they were super easy to make so i made 5+. i even gave my mom one for mother’s day :)))

and for father’s day. i made a LONG BEE

i do have more projects in the drafts rn!!

and also some i don’t have pictures of!

I made a HUGE red blanket that i finished during finals week lmao. Right now i’m working on a capybara plush for my nail tech (she’s sick rn), and grannysquare-star blanket, star garlands, a tote bag, more bees ofc, a shark, some bookmarks, and a crochet bouquet!!!

i’ll def talk about my crochet habits some more on here ehehehe i’ll make it a separate tag so lmk if u wanna be tagged whenever i post about my crochet junk!!!

@teaseat @kittyshaw my crochet junk ^^^ ehehe

#rayraycrochet #this made me so happy i drafted this post in the middle of my shift lmao

[sleepyowlwrites]

a whole heap of questions + tags

15/25/a lot of very normal questions tag, sticky pancaked by @kaiusvnoir @blind-the-winds and @mjjune

1 - do you prefer owls capybaras, or flamingos? -- I feel like this goes without saying, but owls. I'm Sleepy Owl!

2 - what is your favorite soup? -- unknown, but possibly leek and potato with bacon

3 - what is your favorite rock? -- well, opals are my birthstones and I do love them. I also love malachite and obsidian and alabaster and eilat and labradorite.

4 - choose a familiar: - very dumb, very loving disobedient dog. he loves you but will never listen to you ever - a raven that speaks but it only ever shrieks the name of various fast food restaurants - a toad that screams like a teenage boy instead of croaks -- is- is it okay if I don't have a familiar? I like animals best when I'm admiring them and not interacting with them

5 - which planet do you feel would be kind of an asshole if you met them? -- I assume Jupiter, named after mr. would have sex with a rock if it was pretty and who gets jealous in two seconds flat

6 - if you were a worm would you love me? -- idk, can worms love people? I'd assume they were all about dirt

7 - least favorite type of clothing? -- shoes with heels and bras with wires

8 - you are now in a horror movie-so sorry. chance of survival? -- depends on the genre, I think. if it's the kind where someone has to die to save everybody else, I'm the one dying

9 - would you rather: the ability to instantly grow a perfect mustache or the ability to talk to vegetables? -- seeing as I neither want a mustache nor don't currently have the ability to talk to vegetables, I think this is redundant

10 - what do you think of whales? -- they're cool, and like most people, I believe they belong in space

even more questions and amusing answers under the cut!

11 - are you named after anyone? -- my middle name is my mom's name

12 - when was the last time you cried? -- monday, I think. I was very tired.

13 - do you have kids? -- only all the kids and not-kids I have adopted at work and on here

14 - do you use sarcasm a lot? -- yeah, but only with the people I can trust to know exactly what I mean when I'm using it. it's a love language but I only use it if you also speak it

15 - what's the first thing you notice about people? -- hair color, I think. I am unsure why. after that it's voice and inflections.

16 - what's your eye color? -- blue, like normal greyish-blue, but the outsides are darker and the insides by the pupil are silver. I never noticed this until other people pointed it out

17 - scary movies or happy endings? -- happy endings. I don't get scared by movies in the sense that they haunt me after, but I also don't enjoy suspense at all and jump scares just remind me of my sister trying to prove that I was scared of everything when in fact I just truly detest sudden loud noises

18 - any special talents? -- I give excellent hugs, and I'm really good at explaining people's emotions back to them. I did this all through college and still now. my friends would tell me they didn't know why they were feeling some way, and I'd break it down and help them figure it out. it's nice, but so exhausting. I also read really fast.

19 - where were you born? -- 1/4 mile from my house at the hospital down the street

20 - what are your hobbies? -- explaining my nerdy thoughts to people or just to myself, writing, reading, drawing, crocheting, making art journals, watercolor, rearranging and organizing inconsequential aspects of my life, video games, buying books and tea.

21 - have you any pets? -- a dog and two cats that aren't technically mine and I prefer it that way

22 - what sports do you play/have played? -- I'm truly horrendous at most sports, but I'm an okay golf player sometimes and I did american isshinryu karate for 5 years which I was quite good at. I made it to second-degree brown (for anybody who knows) before I stopped when I went off to college

23 - how tall are you? -- 5'5"/165cm

24 - favorite subject in school? -- art and history

25 - dream job? -- I'd like be the nicest landlord with the cheapest rent for (especially students) people who need a place to stay between other places to stay and I'd write on the side. what I do now isn't so bad, actually. I enjoy many parts of it. but if I didn't live at home I couldn't afford to work there

I'd also like to echo Breezy's sentiment of having a cozy hangout shop with niche items. I really enjoy being/creating a sanctuary for people, and I'd like to do it on a broader scale, if only I didn't have to like, have so much more money already to do that

(this next set is added by me)

26 - what kind of not-usually-classified-as-nice weather do you enjoy, actually?

27 - if you had to eschew one color from your wardrobe forever, what would it be?

28 - do you have a favorite flower. if you don't know the name you can just describe it. you can google one right now if you don't have an answer.

29 - when you explain stuff to yourself in your head or out loud, do you imagine another person there who's listening, like a character from your current fixation? who's the rubber duck, or is it just you?

30. what's a candle scent that sums up your vibes? you can invent one.

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