#I make piss jokes

[spitblaze]

considering how many transmascs were legitimately way angrier BEFORE starting T and have since calmed down significantly have we perhaps considered that maybe the reason so many cis dudes are angry and aggressive isn't because of testosterone but maybe. like. personal issues. unmet needs. a social climate that teaches them that there are only like three acceptable emotional outlets for men max and one of them is being angry and shouting

#spitblaze says things #source: i got angry SO easily before i started t #i had jokes about the list of things you could say to me that would make me rant and rave in a fury #i still have things that piss me off but im not like. to that degree #doin numbers

[eastgaysian]

#i was here. having people get mad at me for making jokes about all the elves being lesbians #ordinary photo of yeti #getting yeti'd before 5 digits because people are pissing me off badly.

[moog-enthusiast]

i lost my tablet pen and drew this on ms paint with my mouse my wrist is in agony holy fuck

#homestuck #bro strider #dave strider #strider bros #dirk strider #even the fake youtube thumbnail was edited by me jesus christ why did i do that #this joke is really stupid but #shitty humor is still fun humor #ms paint #ms paint adventures #hell yeah #a little bit pissed my adhd picked homestuck of all things to fixate on but like #if it makes content it makes content what can i say

[witchinatree]

i know the whole "do you think jon ever used his powers to Know what his parents looked like" thing is far more devastating than this but what if he tried using his powers to remember original sasha? jon and sasha always seemed closer than the rest, he picked her (and tim) to work with him and tolerated a lot more nonsense from her than anyone else (using his password to access his computer [161], debating his pronunciation of calliope [25], etc)

and ofc jon and martin became significantly closer as the podcast went on, but in the beginning he was cruel to martin when he gave a statement but accepting of sasha? idk i think their friendship was a lot deeper than we realized (ESPECIALLY since his first murder in season 5 was because NotThem provoked him about sasha) and i think jon wouldve used his powers to Know the original sasha, not sure if it wouldve worked though

so so sorry to distract from the post but can yall read the tags for me because i suffered immensely for this post

#they make me ill #sasha was so cool i miss her every day #i think we need more sasha content #idk i wish we got more of them specifically #THIS POST. HAS CRASHED. 4. TIMES. #i am trying to write about the magnus archives and its like “hee hee tumbeast ate your post” give it the fuck back? #it saved to my drafts after the 4th tag but this is pissing me off #every time i try to tag it as “tma” it crashes so im not doing that #just pretend i did ok #16 more times total of 20 every time i try to write tags it crashes #it wont let me write the archivists name im genuinely so serious #please help me please help me #im gonna sit here for a second and let it save as draft #6 more times #ur joking #total of 26 crashes over this one post #hate to distract from my incredibly brilliant insight but this is unusable #i think its okay again actually? #gonna try tagging with real tags wish me luck #jonathan sims #jon sims #sasha james #tma #the magnus archives #the archivist #notthem #notsasha #tma theory #tma spoilers #holy shit it worked

[dailyloopdeloop]

DAY 76: louis wain

#codacheetah #isat #loop isat #siffrin isat #louis wain #for all of my followers who are not well versed in Codacheetah Lore #which is to say probably about 98 percent of you. #i fucking love louis wain #i cant even make a joke abt 'if i had a nickel for every time i drew a wain cat meeting a kaleidoscopic wain cat i'd have 2 nickels' #bc i would have THREE nickels. and soon i'll have four. ive been wanting to draw a third part to my wain cats for over a year #i love his adorable normal cats and his beautiful kaleidoscopic cats #i'd go more into how much i love his psychedelic cats but then id start typing way too much defending a guy that died a century ago #isat spoilers #<- very funny post to get that tag i think #EDIT: THIS IS THE ONLY IMAGE I'VE EDITED AFTER THE FACT. but there was a minor mistake that was pissing me off #it's fine... the defective version will also circle around too i guess... ue ue ue

[ofbreathandflame]

Elain stans have such a weird relationship with Nuala and Cerridwen and I genuinely can't tell if they just choose not to look at the optics of that dynamic or what...

#like the whole situation with emerie is terrible but boy oh boy is the nuala and cerridwen think like thirty times more out of line #like i earnestly need someone to tell me what there personality are? which is nuala and which one is cerridwen? #'elain and them are besties!' #elain was their job #they are quite literally servants with no personality #'and nuala and c are gonna dress elain' #right....bc yall want them to handmaidens to elain not her friends #tell me one thing we know - in five and a half books - about nuala and cerridwen #and the only time we even learn backstory about them #its when amren and f/eyre are going on a pretty nasty joke spree on their conception #'at least they make good spies' like pls don't piss me off #anti sjm #anti sjm: nuala and cerridwen #like (1) if you go through their tags its just elain.elain.elain.elain #like yall are nooooot winnning the optics war #anti sjm: stans being stans #and even though i think sjm is to blame - I'm not placing this all on her #i think some of yall are just weird

[spaciebabie]

"Now I know what you're thinking, 'Matpat why would we possibly need to know the whereabouts of Springtrap's jolly baby maker?' Well let me assure you, this one piece of seemingly irrelevant FNAF trivia may prove to be the catalyst for all the things that happen in the game, and the key to solving the FNAF lore altogether. So strap in friends, because we've got a lot of things we need to cover."

a la tumblr being a bastard and not allowing me ta add audio onta this post (its very funny trust bro go read it)

OH I ALMOST FORGOR @skeletoninthemelonland

#me: im gonna make a joke SO FUNNY and my COOL MUTUAL is gonna see it and perhaps have a chuckle #tumblr: THINK AGAIN FUCKO EATS YOUR FUCKING AUDIO #shitpost #audio #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #im so pissed why #tumblr: u can attach audio ta rbs now! :D #NO THE FUCK U CANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #nsft #THE JOKE COMES BACK 2 LIFE #THE SHITTIEST JOKE IMAGINABLE WHY AM I FIGHTING SO HARD FOR THIS JOKE #IM IN A TOXIC RELATIONSHIP W/THIS JOKE RN #DO YOU KNOW HOW EMBARASSING IT IS TA ATTEMPT TA MAKE A JOKE MULTIPLE TIMES ON TUMBLR DOT COM #THE CLOWNS ARENT EVEN POINTING AND LAUGHING THEY'RE LOOKING AT ME W/DISAPPOINTMENT IN THEIR EYES

[rosehathaways-sidepiece]

obsessed with the number of people I've seen say shipping alicent and rhaenyra is weird because alicent becomes her stepmother. like how dare she be shipped with someone she's not related to. we've crossed a line. we can't be seen shipping two unrelated folks on the incest show, that would be downright gauche

#I literally think this is so funny I am cackling whilst typing #I couldn't care less if you ship her with daemon nothing will ever make this unfunny #it's WEIRD to ship her with her best friend who becomes her stepmother who she's not related to it's WEIRD guys #hotd #hotd spoilers #rhaenyra targaryen #alicent hightower #house of the dragon #house of the dragon spoilers #cannot overstate how much this is a JOKE and I am simply taking the piss

[squipy]

So with the whole Wilbur situation going on (seriously wtf) I just wanna say this....Ghostbur? Oh you mean MY sona!!! What you mean that's Wilburs character I don't know what your talking about Ghostbur is my silly minecraft sona!!! And doesn't belong to am absolut peice of garbage of a human fucking being :3

#wilbur soot #ghostbur #wilbur #can you tell I'm pissed :3 #because i am #imagine a guy you've watched on and off for YEARS #become a total asshole #anyways Ghostbur is mine now #I'm half joking about this #i am not afraid to steal Ghostbur add some shit change backstory and make them mine #....so what we thinking about long haired non binary queer Ghostbur

[autistic-skeletons]

flowey watching me eat shit 20 times each in the axis, ceroba, and el bailador fights: damn this bitch is autistic

#i literally had to quit the game and put it on easy mode to win these fights #my slow processing speed and piss poor reaction times fusing to create the worst gamer ever #if anyone makes a dumbass acoustic joke i’ll kill you <3 #undertale #undertale yellow #uty axis #undertale yellow axis #uty ceroba #undertale yellow ceroba #axis 014 #ceroba #flowey #uty flowey #undertale yellow flowey #uty el bailador #undertale yellow el bailador #el bailador

[qcomicsy]

One of my favorite peaces of spideypool will always be "Is Wade Wilson down bad for Spider-Man? Fuck Yeah "Can he stand him tho? Absolutely not.

#some people forget how insufferable Peter can be #specially on purpose #when well writen Deadpool can stand Spider-Man as long as he stay quiet for more than thirty minutes #which is a no #spideypool #every piece of cannon well writtem they end up having either A- an immature catfight or B - A immature roasting session #they're the definition of 'they match vibes so much and are both equally annoyed by that' #my favorite part in fanfics always is they're fighting/annoying each other one of them get pissed off #the other makes a outdated refference / bad joke and the one who's pissed off immediately laugh at it and then get more annoyed #like 'fuck you don't make me laugh when I want to ki– punch your face 😠😠😠' #if they aren't equally annoyed at eachother I don't want it

[hellkitepriest]

me: 🧍‍♂️

my gender dysphoria taking the form of jonathan higgs:

#everything everything #mountainhead #shallowtboy tag #because i know theyll be pissed off that i got to making this joke before them

[sailorsally]

JENSEN ACKLES I SWEAR IF YOU DON'T MAKE IT SO THAT THERE IS MORE SPN I WILL DO DEAN COSPLAY MYSELF (my closet has enough flannel AND bisexuality anyways) AND WILL KISS MISHA COLLINS WITH TONGUE INSTEAD OF YOU AND THEN YOU'LL FEEL SORRY

#queue asks of pissed people telling me how jensen wants more spn too and isn't the one making the decisions #i know babes #this is literally a joke post #spn #supernatural #destiel

[scrawnytreedemon]

While I intend this blog to remain a largely news-free space due to the constant hellstate of the world, let me be clear that I stand in full support of both the Palestinian and Jewish peoples who are currently experiencing relentless hate and suffering in these horrid times.

I am disgusted at the number of people, especially "progressives" on this website who have used this situation to spread both Islamophobia and Antisemitism. This goes double if you dared to reblog those "punch nazis/fascists <3" and "[x] are welcome here!" posts while in the next breath spreading dangerous fucking narratives that kill people.

So many people in online political spaces evidently see this as nothing more than a case of picking "sides", when ultimately what matters is supporting the oppressed against fascist governments and militias, wherever they are.

Common people will always have more alike with each other than their leaders. This is not a novel concept. Your activism should always be motivated by love and compassion first, and hatred second. If you use your beliefs as an excuse to find an acceptable target to vent your hatred towards regardless of the actual material outcome, you are no fucking activist.

You're a bigot.

#current events #antisemitism #islamophobia #scrawny rambles #scrawny speaks #again i have not been saying much both for the fact that this blog is meant to be a quiet place #and that i do not consider myself to be a reliable source of serious information and/or morals #but regardless i have been watching i have been taking note #i see you i hear you #and while i am currently in no position to materially help right now #the moment i can i will #i don't like signalling this kind of thing because i want it to be evident in how i *act* #but as this cannot be taken as a given i will say this: #you are welcome here. i am so sorry the world is hateful and vile and i wish i could wipe it all away. #you and your folk did nothing to deserve this and you are right to be scared. and i wish to give you my love. #fascism and genocide are not things to be taken lightly. bigoted 'jokes' are vile and dangerous. human life is what's at stake. #we are heading into a wave of hate that has the potential to repeat history in the worst way imaginable. get a fucking grip. #i'm unlikely to address this further as again. reasons stated above. but i wanted to make my stance clear. #it is late as fuck and i'm pissed. people who should know better miss the fucking memo completely. #i'm fucking glad i unfollowed a popular blogger when i did because look what they're posting now. antisemetic 'jokes'. #i really wonder how common this shit truly is. how many people get away with cloaking themselves as 'progressive.' #or perhaps they genuinely think they are. cognitive dissonance is one hell of a drug. fuck them regardless. scum. #you are no progressive. you are a bigot. a leftist bigot is a bigot regardless of how 'revolutionary' you posture to be. #anyhow apologies for any errors. again. it's late. hope you guys are doing well <3

[the-kestrels-feather]

Real talk, and I know this isn't a new or hot take, but the fact that James Somerton faked his death, and watched people attack anyone who criticized him even a little for "bullying a gay man into suicide" while going

From his alt account is inexcusable. This man is a fucking ghoul.

#james somerton #like ive been making jokes but really I'm pissed #because ive been there. ive fucking been suicidal. the fact he used it so he could pull crap like this fucking infuriates me oh my god #like. i just can't even fathom

[biracy]

God I just know he has a pussy

#since my piss hanky code joke FLOPPED i've decided to do something less niche less avant-garde a little more approachable #and go back to making guypussy jokes. his pussy is not a joke to me tho i am very serious about it #open mick night #breaking bad #brba #jesse pinkman #brba spoilers #maybe? it's season 5 premiere so idk