#I never said I was sane

[multishippinghussy]

Potentially unpopular opinion: As much as I want a sequel to Top Gun Maverick, I kind of hope they don't make one.

Why?

Full disclosure, it's not just the fact that it was perfect and I have no idea what they'd do for a sequel that could be as good. It's partly because as it stands, Hangster could be a very real thing. As in, Rooster didn't have a Penny. We got enough subtext to hit us in the face with a brick, and no female love interest to ruin it.

Unless they give me a sequel where Rooster has suddenly acquired a baby, his bestie Phoenix wants fuck all to do with it (just because she's a girl doesn't mean she knows shit about babies Rooster), and Hangman ends up helping him care for it until Mav shows up and is like, where did that kid come from? Then chaos.

...did I just write the plot to Three Men and a Baby? Yes. Yes, I did.

Top Gun 3 - Rooster has to raise a baby that someone leaves on Mav's doorstep while the old man is busy crashing more experimental planes. Then poor Rooster and Hangman have to play hide the baby from snoopy admirals with sticks up their asses while teaching new recruits not to die, and arguing over naming the kid. And maybe figuring out who the dad is??

Who was the mother you ask? Does it matter if they left a kid on Mav's doorstep? Clearly insane.

#Hangster #sereshaw #i should probably go to bed #sleep is probably...good? #less caffeine? #this movie will not let go of me #it's not the beach scene sir it's the daddy issues #I never said I was sane #I blame Miles Teller and all of the photos and videos his family posts of him with their kiddos #mavdad #in my defense I wrote this and saved it to drafts while operating on no sleep #tgm #top gun maverick

[faerieriddle]

The Darkling is so sad to me because he drives himself insane. He willingly rips himself apart based on the hope of not being alone. He’s shitty, but it’s like seeing a dog chewing it’s own foot to escape. There’s parts of him that were good, that wanted justice, that wanted to help, but he’s forced himself to be alone in his own misery that he just can’t care anymore. It’s really pathetic and the only sliver of empathy I have for him. (But I’m also a god damned simp who supports villain rights and wrongs so there that too)

#darkling #imnotantiorproimjustasimpforbenbarnes #shadow and bone #i never said i was sane

[walkingintheheartbreaksatellite]

✨🙃🍫

Gonna be completely honest, I TOTALLY FORGOT WHAT THIS WAS FOR

#walkingintheheartbreaksatellite #Emily is stupid #I never said I was sane

[camille-lachenille]

I realised I was procrastinating sewing a gazillion buttons and buttonholes on my late Victorian split-skirt by hand stitching a whole baby blanket complete with embroidery and quilting…

#sewist #sewing #hand sewing #this is how i procrastinate #i never said i was sane #but the baby blanket will turn super cute so i don’t mind #i should still sew these buttons and buttonholes if i want to wear the split skirt

[alaynestone]

-the incest diary, anonymous.

#spnedit #deanjohn #deanalastair #dean x john #dean x alastair #pleasure as a means of survival dean thesis #illusion of agency as a means of staying sane #which then of course means he is responsible for this he chose this he never said no #until he did a million times over to another father but of course only his yes was heard #i love him so much. he would feel so understood by this memoir #you left part of yourself back in the pit #supernatural #even the bones would do #i'm the one that kills you #i carved you into a new animal #* #rape// #incest//

[emilarose]

prediction (i haven't seen the new ep yet btw) the rat grinders are named after the time one of them brutally murdered a surprisingly sexy rat in their freshman year thus continuing the theme of making the intrepid heroes face the consequences of their batshit insane actions

#dimension 20 #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #Brennan said Emily will face the consequences of her actions #fantasy high sexy rat #the sexy rat #if an owl is a familiar of one of the rat grinders I will be so vindicated and i'll never be normal and sane again

[plusultraetc]

okay okay but. no one helping Shigaraki when he was a child because they'd all been conditioned to think that a hero would help him vs Aizawa "an ordinary person's only got so much power" Shouta not feeling capable enough to even save a cat left out in the rain EXCEPT. Aizawa left the cat his umbrella and walked the rest of the way to school without it.

#if i'm doing the math right these events happened within like. a year or two of each other. #i'm feeling sane #liza reads vigilantes #aizawa shouta #shigaraki tomura #shimura tenko #aizawa said 'i wasn't even close to being myself back then' and i said but weren't you #aizawa <3 self sacrifice forever #'are you--' 'rereading vigilantes 8? yeah i am' #and reading all of my little margin notes #liza blather #i'm never going to be normal about the aizawa shigaraki dynamic am i

[linguisticparadox]

"Van Helsing is laconic" okay is that because he's tired/stressed/concentrating very hard on Mina's condition in case she turns

or does he only get Weird around Jack

#dracula #dracula daily #jack seward #abraham van helsing #original #my personal interpretation of their dynamic is that 90% of what vh does around jack is specifically to fuck with him #bc it's hilarious to watch jack try to figure it out #and also maybe as a sort of meat pumpkin for the nerd boy #'maybe seward should try being studied like a bug sometime and see how he likes it' what do u think van helsing has been DOING #'pet student' oh honey u are in fact his favorite psychological study #vh saw a young man who was eager to please and DESPERATE to look like a Sane Normal Heterosexual Man #and said 'I could fix him OR I could write a paper on what's wrong with him' and he went for the latter #but he never got around to writing the paper

[ruidus-born-chetney]

imagine being Ashton, reuniting with the rest of the party after spending who knows how long with the 3 MOST people people in Exandria (a sopping wet disoriented hanger of a man, an enthusiastic intern with question pads about the Apocalypse and DENI$E) and you learn that your aeormaton friend now has a wife (???) and your party grandpa just had a threesome with someone who you are possibly romanticly interested in

#finally back to utter chaos after a sad somber moment #the silly never stops #let's go bells hells #how can you not go crazy in such conditions #still sane only because you're used to being tough in front of people #bells hells #critical role #critical role spoilers #ashton greymoore #btw i said wife because that's what Sam called it in the 4-sided dive lol

[inutaffy]

can u imagine el having a partner (not in party) in the future and talking 2 them about first loves and el says: "my first bf was my first friend actually :) we had our differences and faults but it was okay sometimes. i was 12 though. he's also gay."

#el going 'yeah he put me on a pedestal and idolized me a lot and never said he loved me but he's like my best friend yk?' #partner: 🧍 #CONTINUES TO TALK: 'i mean he didn't know he was gay so it's ok. he said sorry :)). he's also my future brother in law.' #listen if you told this to any other sane person they'd be like why are you still friends w ur ex #and el would say 'ummm bc hes dating my brother. and he helped me when i was wanted by government officals. it bonds people.' #el hopper #elmike #stranger things #el hopper byers #el byers #el byers hopper

[coolnonsenseworld]

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Happy Valentine's everyone thank you so much for sharing this with me and see you with the next post 💕💖💖

#i feel like crawled undeneath work for past weeks #i am so happy with all the choices ive went with #and the work ive put into them #im considering klamce might be dying out but im going to go down with this shit maybe literally #this is all I wanted to do before anything else lol no you know tbh there is a bookmark design #i was really tempted to add but it's from Cursed Love story and I said no AU shit before you finish shit #me sniffing pages of AUs i shouldnt be writing because they are not a priority: ure my personal brand of heroine bella #but yes! anyway i had more plans not only bookmark but memo pads other bracelets (more complicated) and earings (that one was my gf's idea) #but i decided to be sane (moderately) #i also bought new boxes for shipping and planned new freebies i am exited! im also exited to be done with planning and start sketching #i want to congratulate myself because ive been going off on how much pieces i start but never finish bc i had character development on that #i also eant to look myself in the eyes and ask are you happy now?????? #youll never be happy #next monster to tackle are PDFs #once i sleep it all off though #once again have wonderful day everyone!!!

[xdogteeth]

No one will be safe over this post because I will actually be insane over the fact Leon has canonically religion trauma and I will force you to read my hc's. Someone on twitter has been translating the Japanese version of the Vendetta book and it was talked about Leon will quote bible verses on long stakeouts out of boredom before getting mad at himself for it. (Here's the link to the translation)

So, let's begin.

Leon was 100% a perfect little Christian boy, and I have a gut wrenching feeling his father was either a priest or a deacon. Either way, Leon was a good boy and everyone loved him. I like to really think his faith in God immediately dropped when he arrived at the gas station in RE2r because he would go: "What the—" almost like he's never cursed before.

Like every religious kid, you knew cursing was a huge no-no and maybe Leon had fear in it still as he suffered through unimaginable hell. I wouldn't doubt Leon had a continuous train of thought of: "Why would God...?" and "But God is supposed to—" because that's what he was taught from day one. So, Leon losing faith in all humanity and God, there's a reason why he turns that way years later in 2013 to binge on alcohol.

Though, the idea of Leon being bored on long stakeouts to quote the bible and recalling memories of perhaps Sunday school and youth group, makes him only that pissed off because it used to be normal. Leons' life was normal once and I don't doubt that bothers him.

But this trails into RE6, the little note of Leon expressing his regrets of not ending his life back in 1998. I wouldn't doubt Leon has a lot of things to say to God, let alone, talking about his anger to God. He had valid reasons to feel this way, valid thoughts of "Why would God treat us like this if He cared?".

Younger Leon was still learning new things because he'll have that religious mindset for a while. (Perhaps in the middle of RE2 and 4) I like to think back in 2 Claire definitely noticed it first when he would awkwardly go "...Dammit" or something. It would make her giggle at it, hearing him use bigger curse words through the trauma, finally loosening up on God and the commandments.

Moving on, Leon wholeheartedly despises his religious background and avoids talking about it like the Incident. I believe when he's in those life threatening situations of almost dying he would go on a rant of a prayer.

"God, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm so scared, don't let me die I promise I'll change. Please, forgive me."

Though, when he miraculously lives, he shoves it under the rug until he lies in bed recounting those moments on his fingers as he falls asleep.

Leon lying in bed at night recalling himself begging to God to save him bothers his subconscious more than it should. Wonder if binging the alcohol was a good idea, using God's name in vain, so on. It 100% keeps him awake at night, feeling the hot waves of guilt of disappointing God like this. Maybe, just maybe, Leon would visit a church once in a blue moon to clean his slate.

Standing in the back of the crowd on a Sunday morning, just some dude wearing a leather jacket in blue jeans watching these people sing and praise their God with blood on their hands from their own sins. Just maybe, it makes Leon feel like filth standing there and stressing he'll burst into flames for what he's done in the past 20-something years. The trauma will never leave him and he knows that, accepting that it'll follow him even into the grave.

#.exe #resident evil #leon kennedy #leon s kennedy #religion trauma AT ITS FINEST FOR NOT JUST LEON BUT FOR ME TOO #i never once has said i was mentally stable and sane. #i saw my chance to finally dump these feelings of myself that ive held for the last 10 years #im not saying i k*n to leon but.... the evidence is there for you to figure out urself #i deadass got off of work and immediately wrote this giant post just to feel sane again

[stillflight]

#fictionflicker #fictionkin #alterhuman #HOWEVER once I complained about hating my embarrassing flickers to a friend and they said ''at least it's not a South Park character'' #which is TRUE no matter how bad it is I will never flicker a South Park character and that keeps me sane!!!!!!

[bryverros]

[in a zuko voice] why am i so bad at being a writer

#genuinely the struggle of wanting to draw out a long project and not being to able to write shit #genuinely how do people do it who do i sell my soul to #its like i cant make comics now that im good and sane but i was perfectly capable of that when i was making mlb bald aus a few years ago #its like ive lost all of my abilities now that ive redeemed myself #(never had the said abilities but that didnt stop me from producing the shit that shouldve been burned on the spot) #ac talks #avatar the last airbender

[irenic-raccoon]

If I made an IASIP self insert would you still think I'm somewhat sane

#plot twist i was never sane #yes id only make it to ship myself with a particular character I enjoy #Me and Mac r sharing idcccc #and what if i made said self insert idk a step sister of Mac bc Ive been told I kinda look like him #and bc i think it'd be fitting for the show if Mac later in his life met a step sister he didnt know he had bc his dad had an affair #aaand bc i think itd be rlly funny #like being a dennis/reynolds simp is just a mcdonald thing 💀💀💀💀 #<- I inserted the “/Reynolds” because i think itd be even more funny if like the mcdonalds fell for a reynolds at least once #im taking this way too seriously oops 💀 #do I even tag this #fine #iasip #its always sunny in philadelphia #dennis reynolds #mental illness

[maddy-ferguson]

would love for people who don't even care about feminism to stop using the word bioessentialism to critique it lmao

#if it's bioessentialist to say men rape women than women rape men (very objective truth. not niche or radical. you'll think i'm #exaggerating but i'm not) or to be like this person who's a man is more likely to rape me than this person who's a woman #then like yeah literally any feminist or sane person is heavily into bioessentialism. because it's literally statistics #the other day someone made a video about testosterone that i didn't watch and people were like acting like testosterone is what makes men #violent to women or whatever is ❌ and i was like yeah thats dumb and bioessentialist but then someone said its not testosterone and its not #how they're raised either and i was like well now you've lost me. like if it's not natural and not cultural what is it😭 the person who #said that ALSO made a video so maybe they explained what they meant but i didn't want to watch it because. i literally never watch videos. #youtube videos it was a youtube video. unless it's by one of the like two youtubers i've been watching for years #but yeah idk what they said because i would agree that it's not all about how they're RAISED because like you can raise a boy with like #feminist values but he'll still get constant messaging from like every corner of society that women are inferior you can't control #everything we all internalize things.same with raising a girl obviously it's just that learning that you're inferior is a little different #from learning that you're superior and it has different consequences lol #but like yeah i've seen so many people be like um you can't assume that men hurt women more than #women hurt men that's lowkey bioessentialism... #and it's supposed to be PROGRESSIVE like girl you just took away the foundations of feminism #very unserious #and like i say: brf slt