#less caffeine?

[multishippinghussy]

Potentially unpopular opinion: As much as I want a sequel to Top Gun Maverick, I kind of hope they don't make one.

Why?

Full disclosure, it's not just the fact that it was perfect and I have no idea what they'd do for a sequel that could be as good. It's partly because as it stands, Hangster could be a very real thing. As in, Rooster didn't have a Penny. We got enough subtext to hit us in the face with a brick, and no female love interest to ruin it.

Unless they give me a sequel where Rooster has suddenly acquired a baby, his bestie Phoenix wants fuck all to do with it (just because she's a girl doesn't mean she knows shit about babies Rooster), and Hangman ends up helping him care for it until Mav shows up and is like, where did that kid come from? Then chaos.

...did I just write the plot to Three Men and a Baby? Yes. Yes, I did.

Top Gun 3 - Rooster has to raise a baby that someone leaves on Mav's doorstep while the old man is busy crashing more experimental planes. Then poor Rooster and Hangman have to play hide the baby from snoopy admirals with sticks up their asses while teaching new recruits not to die, and arguing over naming the kid. And maybe figuring out who the dad is??

Who was the mother you ask? Does it matter if they left a kid on Mav's doorstep? Clearly insane.

#Hangster #sereshaw #i should probably go to bed #sleep is probably...good? #less caffeine? #this movie will not let go of me #it's not the beach scene sir it's the daddy issues #I never said I was sane #I blame Miles Teller and all of the photos and videos his family posts of him with their kiddos #mavdad #in my defense I wrote this and saved it to drafts while operating on no sleep #tgm #top gun maverick

[thevoidstaredback]

Tim was curious. Maybe a little addicted to whatever the hell was in that coffee, he's still standing by the point that no other coffee will ever be enough, but that's not the point.

He wants answers. The Justice League want answers. No one has been able to get them. Because Phantom stays in the House of Mysteries, no one but the JLD can actually get time him. The Supers have tried listening out for him, but magic is something they're weak against and therefore can't hear through. Batman has tried to get into the House, but he's been sent everywhere else for his attempts. They would track him down as a civilian, but no one actually knows if he has a civilian disguise. It's very hard to hide hair that starkly white and skin pale enough to be blue.

Regardless, everyone wanted answers and Tim was determined to be the one to get them. Why does Phantom claim to be thirty-eight, fourteen, and eighteen all at the same time? Where did he come from? When did he die? How did he die? What the hell is in his coffee because damn was it good!

Off topic.

Tim had the rest of the Titans return to the tower while he stayed out. It'd be easier to track if he was the only one doing it. Besides, these guys work with Raven, they won't hurt him. Probably.

The fact that Phantom apparently smelled like death was another concern Tim had. Was it because he was dead? And what did Constantine mean that 'the smell lingers'?

More questions kept popping up like goddamn daisies, and there was no answers to clip them down. Tim was getting frustrated, to say the least.

***

Danny made an effort to at least try and help Constantine with the demon problem the building was having. Honestly, it wasn't even that bad, in Danny's humble opinion. The demon was just messing with people, not hurting anyone or stealing anything! He was, at most, planting minor inconveniences everywhere.

That's not technically his monkey, though, and it was most definitely not his circus. He figured he'd offer to be helpful, though, if only so that Constantine would owe him a favor. A favor he already knows how he's going to cash in.

"Why'd you really want to tag along?" Constantine asked Danny while they searched for the demon.

"What do you mean? You offered to bring me along."

"Yeah, but that's because you need to get out of the House more."

"Funny, coming from you."

"I spend more time outside of the House than I do inside." the Brit scoffed, "Now tell me why you agreed to come along. This is demon hunting. You only ever go ghost hunting."

Danny sighed and ran his left hand through his hair. Not that he could feel it, stupid nerve damage. "Deadman's been on my ass about my first trip to Gotham. I would've left to go find some place to crash, but the entire Justice League is also on my ass for some reason! I'd honestly rather not have to face any of them."

"You've been to Gotham?" Constantine asked, "When?"

Danny groaned, "Not you, too!"

"Whoa, okay, okay. You don't need to share with the class."

"Sorry."

"You better be."

"Hey!"

"Now tell my why the JL proper are after you?"

A sigh. "You remember at that meeting when Red Robin mistook my drink for his?"

"Yeah. Hard to forget. You freaked everyone out a little bit."

"Yeah. Turns out they all have questions that I don't want to answer. Avoiding them all has been the best way to not answer."

"You know you can't dodge them all forever."

"I know, but I really don't want to have to explain anything!" he whined, "The questions that they'll end up asking are gonna be really painful to answer."

A raised eyebrow. "How do you know what they'll ask?"

"Because everyone always asks the same things. Worded differently, but still that same."

"Then refuse to answer."

Danny met Constantine's eyes with a deadpan glare. "You're gonna look me in the eye and tell me that the Justice League and their sidekicks will leave me alone if I tell them 'no'?" He shook his head. "Lying's a bad habit, old man."

Constantine rolled his eyes as he went for his lighter, remembering they were were in a no smoke zone and retracting his hand. "Don't sass me, brat. Wonder Woman and Superman, at the very least, would back off. They'd get everyone else to, too."

"What about Batman and his brood?"

"Touche." the man said, "But you can't hide from them forever."

"I can try,"

"But you'll fail."

Another groan. "Can we just get this thing over with? I want to lock myself in the basement and wallow."

Part 5

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#part 6 #Enough Caffeine to Kill an Elephant #no ships #dc #dc x dp #dp x dc #dcxdp #danny phantom #tim drake #red robin #teen titans #justice league dark #john constantine #demon hunting #it's actually less hunting and more of an offhanded mention

[figofswords]

wow I didn’t think reblogging that tea post and then seeing people’s tags would deal me such strong psychic damage. come over I can fix you I can find a tea you will like. “I don’t like tea” how can you say that as a blanket statement when there are so many vastly different kinds of tea. head in hands

#‘it’s like coffee but not good’ #while a cup of black tea does have a great deal less caffeine in it than coffee #it also has a stimulant called l-theanine which is NOT found in coffee #and the more complex combination of the two stimulants hit your system much more slowly #which is why tea doesn’t give you jitters like coffee does #anyone who’s like wow I need my coffee to survive but I hate that it makes me nauseous and gives me heart palpitations and bad breath #to you I say. wean yourself off coffee and onto tea!!!!!!! #but WAIT I can keep going. nauseous? ginger tea. sore throat? peppermint contains menthol which works as a numbing agent #green and black teas are both very high in antioxidants #chamomile and lavender do both have a calming affect #BUT WHAT ABOUT THE TASTE I hear you say #IT TASTES LIKE GRASS. try a floral tea or a black tea or chai or Thai tea #ITS SO BITTER you’re either steeping it for too long or the water you’re using is too hot #not to sound like I’m fucking uncle iroh or something I just apparnerlt have strong thoughts and feelings about tea #I can’t handle ppl going ugh I hate tea and it’s like. overbrewed lipton in microwaved tap water. #anyway MY favorites are jasmine and lavender earl grey #and currently I’m really into this corn silk tea my brother bought me at h mart #it’s like gen mai cha but even more #congrats for making it this far into my tea rant tags. if you comment your tastes I can give you a personalized tea recommendation

[t00thpasteface]

I love how you draw Nemo and Arronax like Beatles

i don't even know what this means because i have never voluntarily looked at any images of the beatles. every time i've seen a beatle it has been against my will

#i just woke up less than an hour ago and still haven't had my caffeine yet and this ask is completely bananas to me rn sorry #shebbz shoutz #ask

[horrorlesbians]

the a24 civil war movie is either a poignant commentary about the manufactured divide in the us largely due to factors outside the citizens control or one of the most tone deaf movies of the moment but I don’t care about it enough to figure out which it is

#🦌 #I could not be less interested in a movie #this probably isn’t explained properly but I had caffeine too late so my brain doesn’t work

[btwn2lungs]

"I'm home", Kazuki calls out as he steps into the apartment, a sleeping Miri cradled carefully against his chest.

She had a long day full of running and laughing at the annual fair the elementary school held. Hell, Kazuki had a long day too considering he planned, organised, and baked fifteen different pastries for the damn thing. Really the whole month had been long but he expected as much, what with being head of the Parent Teacher Association and all. But he was happy to be busy and more than willing to be present for any and all of Miri´s school events. He had more time now.

They had more time.

And thank God for Rei, Kazuki thought to himself as he gently laid Miri on the couch, pulling a blanket over her. He sank down onto the couch beside her and closed his eyes, happy to finally rest his back after running around all day.

If it wasn't for Rei´s help this past month, Kazuki is sure he would have pulled his hair out or worse: get premature grey hair. Kazuki liked to plan but between the event, taking care of Miri, and the usual household chores, it was a lot to take on by himself. He was thankful he didn't have to.

Despite his initial eagerness and the overwhelming satisfaction of another successful day, Kazuki was glad the day was finally over. He had woken up before the sun rose to finish some last minute baking and his phone had been ringing nonstop since 7:00am with last minute preparation questions from the moms. If it wasn't for Rei´s help with getting Miri up and dressed, preparing her breakfast and entertaining her with a few rounds of Morio Kart while Kazuki rushed around the house in a frenzy, he's sure he would have been late.

Kazuki barely had time to brush his teeth and put on clean clothes let alone clean up the monstrous mess he had made in the kitchen. Kazuki was a "clean as you go" type of guy but this morning proved to be quite the exception.

"Fuck," Kazuki groans under his breath. "The kitchen."

Visions of the catastrophe he had left behind had been plaguing him all morning but they were soon replaced with the present chaos that was decorations, tables and chairs, children and parents alike milling around like ants through the school grounds.

He kept his eyes closed for a few moments longer, bracing himself for the disaster only a few meters away from him. When he finally stood up and faced the kitchen, he was convinced he was hallucinating. How he hadn't noticed before was beyond him.

There was no mess in the kitchen. In fact, the kitchen, and the living room too he now realised, having whipped his head around so fast he felt dizzy, were arguably cleaner than they had been all month (hey, between this shit, a kid, and Rei having recently started his physical therapy, some things had to be deprioritised. Sue him).

He turns back around to the kitchen (slowly this time) and notices that not only is it spotless, but the dining table is set for three, a bouquet of roses in the middle, and a white envelop placed on his side of the table.

Kazuki had never been so confused in his life. Was this an early sign of dementia? He needed to sit down.

As he was about to do just that, Rei walks in the front door with a box of pizza under his left arm.

"Oh, you got here before me", Rei says, toeing his shoes off at the door.

"Uh," was all Kazuki could manage to respond. He gestures vaguely around the apartment. "What happened here?"

Rei places the pizza on the dining table and shrugs nonchalantly but there's a hint of mirth in his eyes that Kazuki doesn't quite understand.

"I cleaned", Rei says casually. And while Rei has been helping out significantly more in the past couple of years, he cant help the look of disbelief that crosses his face.

"You," Kazuki starts and then stops. "How did you....When did you," he glances quickly at Rei´s right arm, newly freed from its splint, and back up to Rei who is now standing over Miri with a soft look in his eyes.

"You had physical therapy today," Kazuki tries again.

It was still early in his sessions. 90 minutes a day, three times a week. Usually Kazuki drove Rei to and from therapy, more at his own insistence than Rei´s but Kazuki had reluctantly agreed to let Rei manage his appointments for the month. Just for this month, Kazuki had insisted.

It was the reason Rei couldn't join them at the fair today.

"I did," Rei says, looking at Kazuki from the side of the couch with that same amusement twinkling in his eyes. "I had some time."

Kazuki narrows his eyes at him, knowing that couldn't possibly be true let alone physically possibly at this stage in Rei´s recovery but he doesn't push the point.

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth as they say.

"That still doesn't explain the flowers or the card or the pizza. I thought we agreed to save pizza for the weekends. I could have cooked us something."

Ah, apparently he will look that gift horse in the mouth after all.

The amusement in Rei´s eyes doesn't lessen, if anything it grows brighter and Kazuki is getting a little frustrated at feeling like a joke is being played on him, at the thought of Rei exhausting himself over Kazuki's mess.

"Do you know what today is?," Rei asks carefully. And Kazuki really doesn't understand what he's getting at. Of course he knows what day it is.

"Its Wednesday. Physical Therapy day, School Fair day, trash day," Kazuki replies matter-of-factly. His eyes have been glued to his calendar since the start of the school year, keeping close tabs on Miri´s school events and extracurriculars and Rei´s physical therapy and doctor appointments.

Hell at this point he probably didn't need the calendar anymore, each event, day and time, so vividly burned into the front his mind.

Of course he knows what fucking day it is, what kind of question —

"Its our anniversary."

And holy shit, maybe Kazuki needed his calendar more than he thought. Anniversary? Of all the things, how could Kazuki forget something as significant as their first anniversary? He felt dizzy again. Had he been standing this whole time?

Rei must notice the internal reprimand Kazuki is giving himself because he walks over to Kazuki and gingerly walks him over to the dinner table, pulling out a chair for him to sit down.

"Rei, I am so sorry. I—," Kazuki tries to explain but stops at the feeling a feather light kiss at the top of his head. Kazuki had been spluttering all night, but that got him to finally shut up. That seemed to be Rei´s intention if the smug look on his face was anything to go by.

"You had a busy day. I wanted to do something for you." Rei takes his hand as he sits across from him at the table. Rei was generally soft spoken but he always seemed to lower his voice in moments like this, barely a whisper; eyes focused intently on their clasped hands above the table. "You deserve nice things, Kazuki."

Kazuki is really at a loss of words now. He did not think he deserved nice things, could barely believe he had any nice things at all: a roof over his head, a family, love. He especially didn't feel deserving of nice things after forgetting one of the most important days of his life. And we wanted to argue that point but the sound of Miri´s voice made the words die on his tongue.

"Pizza!" She squeals running excitedly up to the box that sat at the opposite end of where Kazuki and Rei sat at the table.

"Lets wash our hands first Miri," Rei says as he begins to stand, taking his hand away from Kazuki´s. Kazuki frowns slightly at the loss.

Miri giggles as she runs into the bathroom to wash her hands.

"I got your favourite," Rei offers as he goes to join Miri in the bathroom. "But only on half because pineapple on pizza is gross."

And Kazuki laughs so hard that he starts crying. Of course it's those words that make Kazuki burst into tears.

Maybe for today, just for today, he can believe he was worthy of nice things.

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Nobody asked for this but @girlboyssing said "Kazurei" and "anniversary" and I became possessed. I hope you like it :)

#I offer you these words at 2:42am #more or less this was written in one go but I also felt like it was getting too long so sorry that its a mess lol #I just had to write SOMETHING FINALLY #I drank caffeine at 11pm because I was determined to work on my thesis lmfao anyways #apologising in advance for British English #buddy daddies #kazurei

[charlieisacastle]

charlie spring + text posts

#hi i made this in less than an hour at 3 in the morning jdkdkdjd #also this is my frist ever text post...post fjkdkdjd #enjoy #charlie spring #heartstopper #nick nelson #heartstopper netflix #heartstopper series #alice oseman #tao xu #darcy olsson #tara jones #lgbtq #text post #charlie.txt #nick x charlie #nick and charlie #gay #bisexual #i had some tea at 12 am and yea jdksjs not used to caffeine jfkdks #heartstopper tv #text posts

[uldahstreetrat]

I wanna start recording my nerd ass creative shit for YouTube but I don't know where the fuck to start lmao

the ridiculous research on the history of receipts? a similar spiral about stamps and designing them for XIV? a culmination of my thoughts about bread tags and bagels within the game lore??

also I spent all day making personal databases on Minecraft redstone mechanics so my brain sure is doing something in here but I can't tell you what

#I burnt my fuckin tongue on my mac and cheese today #which somehow turned out burnt and undercooked #I haven't eaten much today but I have had a lot of caffeine #and vodka #but the vodka was just to make my taco bell slushie less shit #worst one I've ever gotten from them fr they dropped the ball tonight #if you've read this far tell me what you had for lunch today btw I need ideas for my week

[miminmimikyu]

It's my headcanon that before transferring all medical dossiers back to Starfleet when Voyager returned to Earth, the doctor made sure to add "It is noted that Captain Janeway's coffee consumption is excessive and may result in kidney damage in the long term. However, UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES should a physician attempt to limit the patient's coffee intake or recommend herbal tea as a surrogate. The adverse effects may not seem immediately apparent but the caffeine is playing an essential role in the patient's internal biochemistry" to all Janeway's medical files. Only, every single Starfleet doctor was like "lol no we're not listening to that. no more coffee for you vice-admiral" .

But then Mindwalk happens and now the Dauntless's Doctor suddenly gets the feeling he fully understands what the holodoc's warning was about. His respect for the holodoc increased by 1000%.

#look i'm a tea drinker but endgame admiral janeway's tea drinking was evil. like THE marker that she wasn't in her right mind #every time someone complains that captain janeway was erratic and doing some morally unsound stuff-> #she was out of replicator rations and operating in a coffee-deprived state #(although i'm guessing prodigy's admiral janeway's tea has to contain at least some caffeine because her tea seems less evil ) #star trek prodigy #star trek voyager #my posts #mmnmmq.txt

[eatclean-bewhole]

Avoiding caffeine on an empty stomach is also ideal for hormone balance, for those with a compromised gut, and for those with anxiety.

#caffeine #caffeine addiction #cortisol #anxiety #anxiety relief #stress #stress less #stress reduction #stress reliever #stress management #coffee #hormone balance #hormone imbalance #guthealth #gut #gut health #brain health #hormone health

[dyrewrites]

"There are spiders in my veins."

"Maybe stop trying to replace your blood with coffee."

"Nah, that's not it," I assure the jittering nerves before sipping more coffee. "I just need to find something to get rid of the spiders..."

#did you know that lithium cares how much caffeine you drink #if you drink less or more that you did when it took effect you could mess with your lithium levels #my doctor assured me this doesn't mean i need to drink a pot of coffee every day #but i'm sure he was just kidding #he's a kidder #rambles

[sri-rachaa]

mmm David “workaholic” Shaw

[a lil davey quick sketch for todayyy]

#I only had like less than an hour to do this so if it looks wonky please don’t come for me <33 #with luv <3 #redacted asmr #redacted audio #redacted David #David gives me the vibes of going into the main office at 3:15am on a Tuesday morning because someone messed up #like he is 100% all work no play #well #besides with Angel #;) #…. #I’ve had too much caffeine for one day oh buddy

[dykefaggotry]

how are you jewish but also latine and also usamerican? /genq

jew(ish) in that I'm ethnically jewish but wasn't raised it but Am converting officially bc imo my genetics don't make me jewish enough to claim it & I still need to learn so so much more about the religion before I claim it. so I stick w jew(ish) & simply just follow/engage w the jewish community as a convert in progress (& my gf is also jewish so I get a lot of exposure that way). but as for the other two my dad & his family are mexican(/navajo) and my mom is as white as they come. I was raised in & live in the united states. mixed race & ethnicity 🤷‍♂️

but also ik race/ethnicity outside of the us is thought of very differently so maybe these things are mutually exclusive to you if you're Not usamerican but here they aren't considered mutually exclusive at all 😭 race & ethnicity are weird social constructs! and I'll be the first to admit usamericans do it weird but ig that's the result of being a country majorly made up of immigrants of all races & ethnicities, black slaves, & all their descendents w the small amount of a native population that would be much larger if they hadn't been murdered but well. You Know.

edit: ALSO idk if you're jewish or not but even if i were Not ethnically jewish at all, since judaism is an ethnoreligion anyone of any race/ethnicity can be jewish & it wouldn't really require further questioning as anyone can convert. there are jews in most countries & of many, many races. and there are also purely ethnic jews who don't practice the religion at all, but i am not one of those!

#this turned into a Bit of a tangent sorry not entirely what u were asking #I could just genuinely write an essay on american concepts of race and how/why they are the way that they are #that last part is less an answer and more to head off any questions/confusion for non usamericans #and also my own personal beef w our concepts of race #(okay edit: not the last bit now the last bit is a bit of a tangent on judaism SORRY) #i have had. a lot of caffeine today. thumbs up emoji.

[absurdumsid]

sobbing btw im a lil bit too eepy today so im gonna head to bed earlier teehee

#sid rambles #might be because i drank like two cups of coffee (<- actually less than usual) and tried monster for the first time #idk man there might be a correlation there (CAFFEINE. DUMMYYYY)

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

*uncontrollable guttural screaming intensifies*

#need to write a story or perhaps an academic work. to cleanse my brain #I'm sure part of this is just that I have less than a week before I leave and so even though cosnciously #I don't feel very stressed about it... it's still a subconscious stressor yknow??? #I've been trying to do matcha in the mornings instead of coffee first thing and I do feel a bit better doing that #the only effect caffeine has ever had in me is The Anxieties TM so like. I still drink lots of coffee #but opening the day with Gentler caffeine is nice. also apparently green tea is good for ye Olde brain so yeah #anyway :')

[otterandterrier]

I was thinking maybe my constant and unbeatable underweightlessness could be fixed by my having a proper breakfast. Unfortunately argentinians suck at breakfasts, and I particularly suck at mornings.

#i just don't want to have to wake up and COOK you know?? #i mean there would go the whole morning i feel #personal #adding for reference that i usually have two pieces of wholewheat bread #with peanut butter and marmalade #or butter and honey for a treat #and a mug of barley powder with mostly water and a bit of milk #barley powder is a good caffeine-less coffee sub!