#I watched this earlier and cried lol

[slutdge]

anyways is anyone else kinda obsessed with this whole titanic submarine thing rn cause its all ive been thinking about for the last like 24 hours lmao

#like im just watching the video about this submarines construction like... yeah no shit it failed #the passengers had to sign a waiver before they went that said the submarine didnt follow any regulations like 💀 bruh #why are resources being wasted on recovering this submarine when its almost 100% certain theyre all dead #stupid ass rich people that do stupid ass rich people things like this shouldnt have time and tax money wasted on rescuing them #they knew what they signed up for lol you signed up for dumbassery bc yall think life is a movie where nothing bad can ever happen to yall #also that one lady that cried bc she wasnt able to go on one of the earlier expeditions like. #imagine being able to drop $250k casuaply for a ticket and expecting sympathy lol #''im worried ill never see her in person :('' bestie 99.99999999999999999999% of the population will never see the titanic wreck either #this whole thing has really just increased how badly i want to kill the rich by 474737478539%

[darkvolley]

I just watched Hercules for the first time in my life and for as good as it was, Im retroactively diappointed in two different ways. One, I was expecting Cerberus to be a threat at some point in the movie cuz he's a boss in two different KH games and two, why is the KH1 world a coliseum when that had like, literally nothing to do with the movie???

#its very funny watching it first tine when i onky know it from kh cuz i kept going 'i know that location from kh!!!' #i was so excited about noticing locations and references lol #theres actually several disney movies in kh that i havent seen or maybe only saw 10 minutes worth when i was a kid #i was just young enough that i had SOME disney vhs tapes/dvds as a kid but not everything #so some 90s and earlier stuff i just straight up never saw #i cried btw. i also watched the little mermaid and cried as well. ive seen that one before tho #'i hate disney so much' i say while crying watching their movies 😔

[coquelicoq]

tagged by @winepresswrath, @loreofcardigan, and @littleragondin to "Put your playlist on shuffle and post the first ten songs, then tag ten people. No skipping!"

Scotty Doesn't Know - Lustra

Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen

Maybellene - Chuck Berry

Leave a Tender Moment Alone - Billy Joel

Rue de l'Oiseau Lyre - Renan Luce

The General - Dispatch

That Ain't Love - REO Speedwagon

Super Freak - Rick James

Hasta la Vista - MC Solaar

Gettin' Jiggy Wit It - Will Smith

i will tag everyone who had me in their tumblr year in review and/or who was in my tumblr year in review!

@deimos-the-wolf @grammarpedant @rattyjol @ctl-yuejie @arecipeforfeels @opalescent-potato @psqqa @recapitulation

but as always, feel free to ignore <3

#actually i think littleragondin you tagged me in something similar except i was supposed to put my whole library on shuffle #and i'm pretty sure i've never listened to over half the stuff in my library lol #but i also never really know what is meant by 'put your playlist on shuffle.' which one??? #so i just picked one lol. it's called driving around money and i'm pretty sure it's from 2015 or earlier #so this was a bit of a throwback #i think the last time i listened to renan luce i couldn't make or recognize the [y] phoneme. wow! movin' on up!! #also i felt SO rebellious in high school listening to super freak but listening to it now i'm like... #she's got incense wine and candles/it's such a freaky scene? rick james i think you need to get out more 😔 #ask memes #anyway i watched the first natsume movie earlier this evening and cried straight through for the last twenty minutes #and then just kept crying. so i am. trying to move on from that lol #looking through my mentions on tumblr <3 thank you to people on here you are so kind to me <33

[missingn000]

#anyways i watched train to busan earlier and it was devastating. havent cried that hard at a movie in a while lol #damn it was rlly good tho. only horror movie i'll ever watch #will i be able to sleep tonight? depends #anyways i know i use this image for everything but it's very expressive. ok gn

[orcelito]

Jesus bajesus mood swings sure are a thing

#speculation nation #me going from like dead eye numb everything biking home to uh #whatever kind of manic i am rn #I GET KNOCKED DOWN! BUT I GET UP AGAIN! RHEYRE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN! #itxs the alcohol. let's be real here. #anyways i got tortellini im gonna eat soon and im gonna watch some more trigun. soon. #im fiiiiine im okayyyy i nearly cried earlier and im gonna get emotionally punched to shit soon enough #but I GET KNOCKED DOWN! AND I GET UP AGAIN! THEYRE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN! #alcohol ment/ #Lol #negative/ #i GUESS!

[papus-clown-enclosure]

Me at idk how long after i finished todays reading and getting ready for sleep and then haunted by my thoughts: now isnt the time to go thru a crisis

Lmao im fine

#papuka rambles #suddenly remembered earlier. how my parents saw a realistic art vid on moms phone from insta gram #and my dads said how i could do that. and not in a thats so easy my spawn could do that. but in a he thinks i have talent and am capable of #doing art like that #but jokes on everyone i have no talent i havent done art in so long and traditional mediums of art in even longer time #i gave up being an artist a long time ago bc i rarely doodle and my paints have gone to waste i should probs throw them out #my markers i've had since hs are probs dry and should throw them out. #my baby brother wants to be an artist like me but i dont have the heart to tell him im no artist not anymore #i still dont know what i want to do despite having my majors. i say i love art history but im not studying. i dont pay attention. #i dont think im passionate about anything rn. i play my game and watch yt to escape i think #i dont think i day dream so much about my ocs like i used to(it was so much that it did interfere bc it was a form of escapeism #i havent cried in so long #i am nothing tbh and so far i have fine with that and i may not be rn but i will be once i snap out of it and go woah #that was dramatic i feel fine lol #i have no talent or skill and i am as i always said below average below being medicore in everything #no one ask how im doing outside of class bc i know its all on me #also feeling sorry for myself isnt going to help so time to repressing so i dont

[roaringroa]

me, busy? oh not really, just staring lovingly at the drawing my girlfriend made of us for valentines day while i handmake a card with a poem i wrote about her

#valentines day in brazil is not even celebrated today lmaooo #carnaval happens 47 days before easter which happens to be feb 14th some years like this year #which is unfortunate for valentines day cause no one in brazil gaf about anything else other than carnaval during carnaval (like we should! #carnaval is just amazing like seriously it's 5 days of people celebrating dancing and singing in the streets it's just magical #and in each region there's different traditions too like the samba school parades in rio?? yesterday i cried watching one (portela <3) #the olinda giant dolls the salvador trio eletricos #anyway the point is valentines day could never compete with carnaval so in 1940 it was changed to june 12th and called lovers day #so it honestly slipped my mind that valentines day was coming till she messaged me yesterday saying she knows no one celebrates it here #but she had a little gift for me anyway #and today i woke up to her message with her drawing <33333 #the poem i'm gonna gift her i wrote a few days ago and thought it would be a part of the 1st month anniversary present #but since she gifted me this i'm gonna give it to her a little earlier and that's why i hadn't done the card yet #but it's fine until our anniversary i'll prob have written a better poem anyway fdbsfadsb #or at least i hope so yesterday i wrote one but it was BAD lol #it's okay though bad art is still valuable #and what matters most in this case is the feelings <333 #ahhhh i like her a lot a lot a lot #my post

[ohimsummer]

THAT’S THE WRONG NUMBER ft. TOJI FUSHIGURO

— minors dni, female! reader, riding toji, kind of exhibitionism, reader gets called a slut, creampie, light dumbification, cuckholding, inspired by a conversation I had with my coworker lol

wc 1.1k

Toji’s eyes jerk open, the soft ‘plap plap’ of you bouncing on his cock overcome by the shrill ring of his cellphone. The device, having obnoxiously interrupted his bliss, vibrates restlessly on the wooden side table. Toji stares at the unknown number on his screen, a brow raised in mild concern. There were only a select few people who had his number and all of them were listed in his contacts, so he really had no idea who it could be.

Your movement slows as you notice the subtle change in his mood.” Somethin’ wrong, Toji?”

He smoothes a large hand over your waist, tightens his grip and raises your body until just his tip remains inside. “You don’t worry your pretty lil’ head ‘bout it, doll, keep goin’ for me.”

Humming and lowering your hips, Toji doesn’t have to tell you twice before you’re engulfing his cock in your needy hole again. Your hands find purchase on his spread knees, and you watch him through the window’s reflection. A hand reaches around to squeeze your breast before massaging a nipple under his thumb. Toji pinches it between two fingers, drawing a whine from you, and then tugs at the hardened bud while the other hand tucks his phone between his ear and shoulder.

“Mm?”, Toji grunts into the speaker, obviously annoyed.

The other person hesitates for a second, before asking, “Er–, is this, uh, Y/N?”

Dark eyes bore holes into your back, and your skin tingles beneath Toji’s hard, irritated gaze. “Who’s askin’ ?”

The person, some guy, stutters over the line for a few seconds and Toji grins. “Some-someone gave me their number earlier, sorry I must’ve called the wrong one-“

“Nah, nah.,” Toji quickly corrects them. “She’s right here, lemme give her the phone.”

His words barely register in your mind before Toji’s holding the phone to your ear. You hesitate, and he warns you with a particularly harsh thrust before you’re taking the phone in a shaky grasp. “Attagirl.” he groans lowly behind you. As you slur out a half-assed greeting, you notice your boyfriend plant his feet on the floor, grip fastening on your hips as Toji stills your movements. You give him a pitiful, needy glance, one he huffs a laugh at, and Toji uses his strength to hold you steady.

“H-hey–!,” you squeak out as Toji suddenly slams into you, breath snatched away at his sudden wild and relentless pace.

You recognize the voice on the other end instantly, some weirdo who wouldn’t take no for an answer when he asked for your number, so you gave him Toji’s instead. Your eyes roll to the back of your head, both in aggravation and toe-curling pleasure from the thick drag of Toji’s cock amongst your walls. You feel every vein and every twitch, every throb of his length amidst the wet heat of your pussy, and you stuff a fist between your teeth just to smother your moans.

“Hey, what’s up?,” the guy asked. “It’s Anthony, we met in the superm…”

His voice fades away instantly, all you can focus on is the way Toji’s fat dick plunges deeper and deeper with every thrust. You balance on your toes, nails sinking into Toji’s legs just to help you stay upright. He runs a hand down the arch of your back, presses you forward just a bit and leers at the gooey, white mess built up at the base of his cock. The lewd mixture of cum, slick, and precum connecting the both of you between every thrust. Just under the sloppy sound of skin against skin, Toji can still hear that prick on the phone rambling on and on, but what he can’t hear? Those filthy cries and curses you usually make whenever he impales you on his dick. And he doesn’t like that, not one bit.

“T- Toji!,” you feebly warn as his hand trails lower, stopping to lightly twist your erected nipples before making it’s way to rub rough, messy circles on your swollen clit. “Don’t–!”

“Uhh…,” Anthony mutters awkwardly on the phone. “Is this a bad time…?”

“G-give me, ah, one min–ute!”, you force between half-muffled whines before Toji shoves himself into you once more, nudging at that spongy spot inside you and a broken sob breaks out from your lips.

“You sure?”

A quick “mhm!” is all you can muster as your release threatens to tip over the edge. Moans and whimpers leak out around your fist still tightly wedged in your mouth, soaked with drool that also drips down your chin, and you opt to hold Toji’s phone at arm’s length.

He stands behind you, dragging your hips up with his own to continue his feverish assault on your body. Every thrust pounded into you lurches your body forward, the phone now dangling in your feeble grip. You clutch at his forearm, nails leaving behind angry, red scratches and you can’t hide the loud, ruined wails Toji drives out of you.

A bruising grasp on your hips, he leans over your back to mutter against your ear. “Ya still on the phone with that guy?” He laughs a low chuckle in your ear. “Ya want him to hear you bein’ a slut on my dick, huh? That’s why you givin’ my number out to random guys, so they can hear you on the phone gettin’ fucked up?” Your pussy clenches around him at his words.

And just to make a point, his teeth sink into the sensitive spot of your neck, and you groan so loud there’s no way Anthony didn’t hear it. You can faintly hear him still on the line, but you couldn’t possibly bring yourself to care at this point. Toji’s dick batters against the sweet spot of your pussy, and it has your brain turned to complete mush. Your legs nearly give out as your high comes crashing down on you in massive waves, and Toji holds you upright to fuck you right through it. His dick twitches inside you and you can tell he’s close. “Ugh, f-fuck,” he grunts into your neck, “Cummin’ angel–“ His thrusts grow stuttered, balls tightening and he slows to a grind against your ass as heavy loads of his release spurt deep inside you.

You drawl out one last moan as Toji eases out, leaving you with an empty sensation; you can feel his and your cum dripping out your fluttering hole and down your thighs. Arms limply falling towards the floor, the cellphone slips from your hand, luckily landing on the carpet with a soft ‘thud!’, and you whine when Toji plunges two thick fingers into your cunt to stuff his cum back inside. “You worked hard for this, didn’t you? Can’t waste it now.” And you mindlessly nod your head in agreement, much to his amusement. A loud round of pants and gasps for air fill the room, apparently loud enough for Anthony to hear as you and Toji both watch the words ‘Call Ended’ show up on the screen.

#toji x reader #jjk x reader #toji fushiguro x reader #toji fushiguro smut #jjk smut #jjk x reader smut

[websterss]

PEOPLE I WANNA KNOW BETTER

Tagged by @lilstvr thank you babes 🫶

LAST SONG? Jungle- Good Times

FAVORITE COLOR? GREEN GREEN GREEN 🙃

CURRENTLY WATCHING? Nothing really cause everything on Netflix, disney+, & Soap2day is pissing me off, Hollywood needs to stop being bitches and pay their writers what they deserve 😭

LAST MOVIE? Bottoms

SWEET/SPICY/SAVORY? Mmm idk 😭 specific wise, candy sour, dinner spicy, and everything else savory.

RELATIONSHIP STATUS? Single but delusional and taken by fictional men

CURRENT OBSESSIONS? The Do-Over and Better The movies by Lynn painter, ACOTAR (I love Azriel so much😭) I’ve been reading a lot of books lately lol

LAST THING YOU GOOGLED? ‘How does one cope after their dog dies’ my dogs not dead I just get sad and I cried earlier because I know that it will happen some day.

tagging: @lovebugcody @raggedyoldwitch @vnusology @theold-ultraviolence @ghostlyloversworld @aislinrayne @biqherosix @certifiedlovergirlsstuff @thelov3lybookworm @auras-moonstone @ang3lik

[storiesforthemoonchild]

Winter Wonderland | Alessia x Reader

I don't love this story, but eh... just reader being absolutely soft for sick Lessi. I watched Elf and this idea came about lol. Hope you enjoy :)

“Baby please just let me try it to see if it works,” you begged your sick girlfriend yet again to try the home remedy your mother swore by. 

“No, absolutely not,” she protested, wiping her running nose against the sleeve of your jumper. 

It had been the same battle for the last two days. Alessia had fallen sick and you immediately fell into your caretaker duties. Your teammates had all sent you the remedies they used, but nothing was working. Alessia, tired of all the fuss, didn't want to try anything else. Instead she was content with just cuddling up on top of you. 

“Fine, can I go make you some soup?” 

“Not hungry,” she mumbles, tightening the grip around your waist. 

“You have to eat something Lessi, so you can take more medicine. I will be quick and then we can watch Elf while we eat. Sounds good right?” 

She grumbles but rolls off and buries her face into the pillow. You get up, placing several kisses on her flushed cheeks. You hate seeing her sick. It physically pains you to see her in even the slightest discomfort especially when there is nothing you can do about it. “Hurry back, I'm cold without you.” You give her a sad smile as you take in the dull blue eyes rimmed in red. 

Alessia was miserable and that made you miserable. It was Christmas in a week and you knew she had been excited for the break from training so you both could decorate the place together, but her falling sick had put a wrench in plans. You had taken her to the doctor, and they told you it was just a bad common cold, nothing they could give to help. 

You were overwhelmed and just needed to talk to someone. You make a call to the only teammate you know won’t tease you too much later. 

“Hey (y/n), how’s it going?” You hear Lotte’s voice through the phone and your bottom lip begins to tremble.  

“Lotte,” you say, trying to keep your voice even but it cracked. 

“Are you okay? Is it Less?”

“She’s not getting better and she looks so tiny and sad. I just want her to feel better. I don’t know what to do. She looks at me with those sad blue eyes and I want to cry Lotte. Please help me. I’m doing such a bad job she’s going to leave me,” you knew you were being dramatic, but you really couldn’t handle seeing Alessia hurting in any way.

“Well first let’s just take a breath yeah?” She inhaled deeply and you mimic her feeling yourself calm down a bit. “Second, are you taking care of yourself so you can be the best for her? Have you eaten today?”

This is why you loved Lotte, all logic and calm. “I made Lessi soup earlier, so I had a bit of that. I’m warming up some more now.”

“Okay and you’ve been giving her the over the counter medicine? Humidifier going? Drinking fluids? The whole works?”

You hum knowing you’d done all the things she listed but still going over it in your head, “yeah, yeah I did.”

“Good, you’re doing great (y/n). These things just suck. She will be back to normal in a few days. Less would never leave you. Just be there for her, that's all she wants.”

“Thanks Lot, sorry I had a moment. Promise you won’t tell the other girls I cried.”

“Promise, call if you need anything.”

You exchange goodbyes and you take a moment to gather yourself. Grabbing two bowls you scoop out some of the leftover soup you made earlier and warm them. Moving around the kitchen you prepare her a mug of tea, and place it along with the soup on a carrying tray. You head back to the bedroom just as you hear Alessia break out into a coughing fit. You’re quick to sit aside the tray on the bedside table. 

“Here drink Lessi,” you tell her, placing a bottle of water in her hand. She sits up and takes a few sips before looking at you with a sad pout. “I know, baby. Come here,” you tell her, opening your arms for her to cuddle into. Alessia was already clingy, so her being sick just intensified it. You pull away and tuck a few strands of hair behind her ear. 

“I want to feel better,” she mumbles softly. 

You don’t respond. There was nothing you could say, just kiss her cheek and place the tray between you both. She finds comfort in the tea taking small sips, as you turn on Elf. It’s halfway through the movie and Buddy is decorating the apartment when you hear Alessia sniffle, your head immediately turning to her wrapped in your arms. 

“Baby are you crying, what's wrong?”

Her tear stained cheeks puffy and matching her eyes, “I won’t be better in time for Christmas. The house won’t be decorated.”

“Alessia, don't cry my love. We still have plenty of time before Christmas. I’m certain you’ll feel better in the next couple of days.” She nods into your shoulder wiping her snotty nose against you once more. You complained the first time she did it, but it was half hearted. You adored everything the striker did even if it was a bit gross. “Let’s lay down so you can get some rest baby.” 

It doesn’t take long for her to doze off between the medication and pure exhaustion from just being sick. You unwrap your arms and move to the bathroom to grab the VapoRub. Your mom was the first person you called when Alessia fell sick, but her plan of treatment was not something your girlfriend was interested in. Admittedly the VapoRub and onion combination did sound terrible but you could attest to its effectiveness. 

You quietly make your way back to the bedroom and pull the covers off of her feet. Happy in this moment that your girlfriend could sleep through anything you lather a nice layer of VapoRub on the bottom of each foot. She squirms a bit from the coolness but never wakes. Then you march down to the kitchen and slice a few pieces of onions. Upon returning to the room you grab a pair of fuzzy socks, sliding the onions in before sliding them on your girlfriend's feet. Unconventional but you trusted your mothers method. Content that she had slept through the process you make your way back downstairs. 

As morning rolls around you lie awake with Alessia flush on top of you, her warm breaths hitting against your neck. You know she’s awake when you feel the soft kisses behind your ear causing your face to light up. “How are you feeling baby?”

Alessia sits up, eyes blinking out the sleep before she takes a deep inhale then clears her throat like she’s testing out all the ailments she was suffering from. “I think… I think I’m getting better. I can breathe again.” She smiles leaning back into you. 

“Good care to join me downstairs this morning for hot cocoa then?” Lifting up again her eyes are almost back to full brightness as she nods excitedly. “Come on then. Let’s freshen up first.”

You both go to head in the direction of the restroom when she stops dead in her tracks looking down at her feet, “you didn’t.”

“Oh but I did and look you’re feeling better already love. Don’t be mad.” Alessia is quick to pull the socks off her feet glaring weakly in your direction. 

“You’re lucky you are cute and that it actually helped,” she tells you. 

You both make quick work in getting freshened up before you lead her downstairs. You spent nearly the whole night trying to make things perfect for your girlfriend. “Welcome to Winter Wonderland baby,” you say as she reaches the bottom of the steps and takes in the living room. 

​​

The festive colors fit for the season cover the room. The Christmas tree lit up with beautiful ornaments and twinkling lights. Stockings you had made with both your names printed on them hanging in front of the fireplace ready to be filled. Every corner of the living room and kitchen added to the Winter Wonderland you created for your girl. 

“Baby, when did you do this?” Alessia’s eyes shimmer with joy at the sight. 

“Last night, I would never let a little cold ruin our first Christmas in the same apartment baby. I let the star off the tree so you can put it on.”

Her arms wrap around you and you lift her into your arms. Carrying her into the living room and onto the couch that had red and green cozy blankets for the cuddlefest you knew would be today. “I love you so much (y/n).”

“I love you more princess. I’ll go make our hot cocoa,” you tell her, placing a soft kiss to her cheek. 

The rest of your day was spent wrapped up in each other's arms inside your Winter Wonderland. While not fully back to 100% you knew her hopes of a perfect Christmas together would come true. You would do anything to make sure of it.

#alessia russo #alessia russo x reader #woso fanfics #woso imagine #woso x reader

[cyxnidx]

DADDY'S LITTLE BOY !

characters: dad!gojo & dad!nanami

contents: just fluff + headcanons of them with sons

a/n: trying to stay positive despite the damage we've been given lately lol

Gojo

dad!gojo, who teleports with his little boy everywhere, laughing when he gets dizzy.

"ready?" satoru asks, smiling with his little boy as he nods. "and poof!" he says, making a popping sound with his lips as he and his son appear in front of the store. "woah.." the small boy mumbles, almost falling off balance.

dad!gojo, who tells his little boy all the cool stories of his job.

"daddy! daddy! what'd you do today?" the small boy runs toward his father, eyes sparkling in excitement. "why, hello to you too, buddy."

dad!gojo, who'd occasionally let his teenager come with him to meet his students and see his job for himself.

dad!gojo, who's making sure he analyzes everything about his little boy to take care of his cursed tech.

dad!gojo, who always keeps his toddler giggling.

"ooo~" satoru makes a small noise before removing his glasses from his little boys eyes, grinning when he begins to coo from excitement. "cool, isn't it?" satoru boasts.

dad!gojo, who laughs when he notices his little boy picking up his sass and playful behavior.

satoru sat in the living room with his son, listening to his middle schooler boy tell him about his day. "..and then some girl came up to me and told me that i was 'sassy for a boy' and i'm like.. well you're bulky for a girl your age but you don't see me complaining??" satoru bursts out in laughter, watching his son put a hand on his hip sassily.

dad!gojo, who's amazed to find his little boy running out the house to him when he could swear the toddler was crawling earlier.

Nanami

dad!nanami, who almost has a panic attack seeing his little boy attempt to lift his cursed weapon.

"oh!-" nanami says, gently grabbing his little boys hand as he retrieves the cursed weapon. "now, how'd you get your hands on this? hm?" nanami questions, smiling as his toddler giggles mischievously.

dad!nanami, who can't help but smile hearing his boy exclaim that he's gonna be 'just like daddy'.

dad!nanami, who lifts his kid over his shoulders while walking with him.

"i can't see.." the small boy pouts, looking up at his father during a local parade. smiling, nanami lifts the boy up and over his shoulders. "can you see now?"

dad!nanami, who can't help but hold his little boy after seeing him cry from worrying.

"you took too long, dad!" the small boy cries, arms wrapped around his fathers neck as nanami holds him close. "i was worried! you scared me." he whines more. "i know, i know. i'm sorry, buddy." nanami apologizes, wiping his kids tears with his thumb.

dad!nanami, who swears to protect his little boy with all he has.

dad!nanami, who brings his little boy anywhere he wants.

dad!nanami, who turns to a laughing fit when he sees his son dressed as him for halloween.

"daddy, daddy!" the boy calls for his father, running from the hallway and into the living room with you following close behind. "look! guess who i am!" he tempts. nanami smiles gently before chuckling a bit, looking at you lovingly. "who are you, buddy?" "you, silly!" the small boy laughs, feeling as proud as ever with his little costume.

#cyxnidx #jjk satoru #jjk x reader #jjk #jjk nanami #jujutsu kaisen satoru #jujutsu sorcerer #jujutsu nanami #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu satoru #jujutsu gojo #jujutsu kaisen gojo #gojo satoru #nanami kento #nanami x reader #jujutsu kaisen nanami #nanamin #nanami fluff #gojo fluff #jjk gojo #gojou satoru x reader #gojo saturo #gojo smut #gojo x reader #jujutsu kaisen fluff #jjk fandom #satoru fluff #jjk kento #kento x reader #kento fluff

[lowkeyremi]

Haikyuu men as fathers :D

Part 2, Part 3, and Part 4

FT. Hinata, Bokuto, Suna, and Kenma. (If you guys want other characters lmk, i'm just not in the mood to do a bunch rn)

SO I JUST READ LIKE THE CUTEST HAIKYUU FATHERHOOD ONE SHOT AND NOW I WANNA DO HAIKYUU CHARACTERS AS DADS, HEAD CANONS (More of the earlier stages of fatherhood, when they first experience it)

This is the first thing I've written on tumblr pls spare me...

Warnings: Indication of relationships and marriage and some angst (mentions of abortion) for a few characters (just put that there just in case) Enjoy lovelies <33

Also sorry for any typos or grammar errors. I'm too lazy to reread through it and check lol.

...

Hinata Shoyo:

He was quite surprised at the announcement of your pregnancy that he passed out

He was soooo excited none the less, being a father sounded pretty fun

He definitely started reading books to try to help him figure things out

He was a terrible diaper changer (like no fucking joke, I think he'd be scared to change another one), he'd seen you do it so many times but for some reason he could never avoid getting peed on

Would brag to everyone about how cute his little baby is, "My baby just got their first tooth, and they're learning how to crawl! They've also got the cutest little chubby cheeks."

If the baby looks like you he would literally talk about it all the time. "Beautiful, just like your mama."

He's had experience with babies because well... Natsu <3

He got the baby a matching jersey so you two could watch his games :)

Bokuto Kotaro:

After finding out you were pregnant he would tell EVERYBODY The two of you were walking together to get ramen and you guys walked into the restaurant and got seats. The waiter came to you two and asked what'd you like to drink. "Hey, guess what? My wife is pregnant! Isn't that amazing?! We're gonna have a baby!" You had to hide your face from embarrassment but the waiter just giggled, Bokuto is def a himbo, your himbo.

He enjoyed decorating the room for your baby

He would dead ass miss practice to go to your appointments for the baby

The first time he held your little bundle of joy he cried like a damn baby, he couldn't help it. It made him so happy that the two of you brought a life into the world.

He didn't let Kenma hold your child for awhile because he was scared he'd drop the baby :')

Very protective of your little one

He wanted the baby's first word to be "Volleyball" but it was "da da" which still made him very happy

Bo is very proud of the baby you two have created so I'm 100% sure he takes a bunch of himself with the baby to post on his social media

He was scared to change diapers but he soon got the hang of it

100% would get up in the middle of the night when the baby is crying, just to let you sleep. "The baby." You sigh loudly as you hear your little one cry over the baby monitor. "I'll go check on them. You get some rest." You turn your head to face him, "You sure?" He just smiled at you and kissed your temple. "100%"

Suna Rintaro: (ofwhuowghwoqrwq do i need to say anything else?)

He thought you were joking when you said you were pregnant (oops) "That's a good one." He turned his attention back to his phone. "Rin... I'm serious. Do you wanna see the ultrasound?"

A little more on the hesitant side. He didn't want to believe it, but you had the proof so like...

He was low key scared to fuck up, his father was not a very good father so he was scared to be the same way his father was.

He didn't even hold the baby for the first few months. "Rin, come on. You aren't your father. You have me to guide you through the process. Come hold our little one." He stalked up the stairs, "no."

After awhile you finally convinced him to have physical contact with the baby "The baby.. i-is smiling at me?" You giggle at him, "of course they're smiling at you. They love their daddy of course."

After he finally started being around the baby, you literally could not tear him away from that child.

Some days he'd take the baby to practice, to the grocery store, everywhere.

You had to pry the child from his arms most days. "Rin, give the baby here.." He looked at you like you just told him to give away his prized possession. "Hell no." You sighed. "Rin you have to go to work!" He shrugged his shoulders, "the baby can come with me, Komori enjoys taking pics of them during practice." Jeez.. this man truly is something.

Overall he was scared for nothing. He was a great father ;)

Somehow he convinced you to have another one... (weren't you the same one who didn't hold your baby for months?) he wanted to make up for the few firsts that he missed

Kozume Kenma: (oh Lord)

He asked "Are you sure it's mine?" (yeah... virtual slap rn)

He told you he wasn't ready and asked if you'd consider an abortion or adoption, it made you really sad but you realized Kenma wasn't ready

It really hurt him to hear you cry about giving up your child which made him wanna try for you

Did not know how to hold the baby for the life of him "Umm.. am I like- holding it right..?" You burst into laughter at the sight. "Ken, you gotta support their head." He looked down at his baby. "Oh..."

He decided that he needed to do research before he ventured further down the path of fatherhood.

Kenma was confused with diapers. "You... you want me to change its diaper?" You scoffed at him handing him a fresh diaper. "Our baby is not an 'it' Kenma!" He groaned as he took the diaper from you. "Why can't you change it?" You rolled your eyes as if it was obvious. "Because I won't always be there to do it myself, duh."

You were out with a friend one day which meant Kenma was on babysitting duty, he was tempted to call Kuro to come watch his child but he'd say something like, "Kenma, it's your responsibility as a father, blah blah blah.." So he and the baby just kind of sat there staring at each other. "What do you wanna do?" He asked the baby, knowing they can't talk. The baby proceeded to poke Kenma's cheek and yell out, "DA DA DA DA." Kenma thought it was cute and laughed softly. "Yep, that's me." The baby repeated saying 'da' for awhile until they tired themselves out. "You're a lot like me." That day it clicked, he finally understood what it was to be a father

He wasn't very affectionate but he tried to show his baby that he cared the best way he knew how

You saw the changes and it made you happy

You caught him cuddling the baby once, when you accused him of being affectionate he rolled his eyes half awake and said, "M'not being affectionate! Go awayyyy."

Doesn't want to admit to being soft for his baby :)

That's a wrap! If you want more characters lmk! I'd be happy to do a part two, this was fun for me :)

#hinata shoyuo #hinata shoyo #msby hinata #msby bokuto #bokuto kotaro #bokuto #suna rinatro #sunarin #suna rintaro headcanons #bokuto hcs #kenma headcanons #kenma hcs #kenma kozume #kenma #haikyuu characters as dads #because i said so #hear me out #they'd make interesting dads #why was kenma's kinda accurate #babies #pregnancy #anime #haikyuu!! #haikyuu x reader #msby black jackal #volleyball #love these mfs #i literally don't know what i'm doing #first thing i've written on tumblr pls spare me

[orcelito]

Cassy and Tally have been getting along a lot better, so I don't feel like I have to watch them like a Hawk when he's out. Tally still isn't a fan, but she just kinda leaves him alone. Im still keeping them separated when I'm asleep or out, Especially since Cassy has Endless Hunger Disease that makes it so he thinks any and every bit of food in the apartment is his (including Tally's food). She doesn't really like to eat when he's out (too busy watching him), & that coupled with Endless Hunger Disease means that having time where he's put away so she can eat is kinda a must

Ngl that's the biggest problem I have rn with figuring out how to live with both of them. I'm hoping he chills out some in time & stops trying to eat Everything. If not, I might have to have periodic times where he's locked up to give Tally a chance to eat. He won't like it, but I gotta make sure she gets food too.

#speculation nation #or she stops being so alarmed by his presence and gains confidence enough to swat him from her food. that'd be good too #i had him out for a few hours today as i was chilling & it honestly went pretty well #there was one lil squabble but there wasnt any hissing or growling so i think it was playing. at least on Cassy's side. #tally was just very much like 'do NOT touch me. get away from me. bye.' #they kinda took turns sitting next to me while i was gaming lol. Cassy kinda watching while Tally was just enjoying my presence #i shut the game off and then turned to press my face into her fur for like an hour. a quality tally cuddle. #so long as tally's food is put away while he's out. cassy's been pretty well behaved so i havent felt the need to supervise him around #he did try to get into my plants earlier today. which he did NOT like me pulling him away from that & telling him no. #smth ive learned. he doesnt care about water. like at all. #he was climbing on my tv stand and so i sprayed him and he was just like '?' and kept going #so. i have to physically stop him if he's doing smth bad. i just hope he learns to respect the rules so i dont have to Keep doing this #he's honestly incredibly bullheaded tho. if he wants something he WILL make sure he gets it #and if he doesnt then he cries soooo pitifully. like the world is ending. #ft me not letting him outside so he cries at the windows as if that's gonna do Anything. #he's an interesting cat. definitely different from Tally. it's an adjustment for all of us lol #but i think the 3 of us can make it work. and i still hope they can become friends. #i think they would both benefit from having a playmate...

[b1rdeyes]

THE SEASON 4 FINALE OUGHH PSYCHIC DAMAGE

this is the one woman house “accepts” and wilson acknowledges that it might be what breaks their usual cycle: wilson gets wife, eventually resents wife when they aren’t “needy” anymore, divorces wife, crashes at house’s, and cries on his shoulder while house acts dismissive rinse and repeat. wilson now has a partner that works with him (and is a “female proxy” of house but that’s a whole other conversation lol) and house isn’t constantly wrecking havoc on them. as bonnie puts it, he isn’t necessarily what causes the breakups, but he certainly doesn’t help. now it’s different and there is a real chance at their lives changing, maybe even for the better. mutual respect that was never present now is and while house definitely does nip at their ankles, house and amber totally agree on what wilson needs (the whole bed debacle amber and house had the same view on it). wilson could be free from their weird, co-dependant, and possessive relationship, but still have a relationship⁉️

THEN AMBER FUCKING DIES. Their one chance at again, breaking their destructive cycle, is gone. NOT ONLY THAT THOUGH. What gets me is that if amber hated him she wouldn’t have picked him up. The reason amber dies is because they chose to act differently. If amber had been like the others, she would lived because she’d never have picked up house. if she had been like the others though, then well… she’d have left wilson’s life eventually just like the others. house’s “im so sorry” works not only him genuinely expressing sympathy (which was VERY fun to watch btw) but also for everything that led to it. if he hadn’t made his little truce, if he wasn’t drinking alone because of his destructive coping mechanisms, if he hadn’t had amber as a fellow in the first place, literally if he hadn’t been who he was, amber could have lived.

EDIT: Also, amber herself saying “I shouldn’t have gotten on that bus” hurts more too cause it’s like yeah that would have saved her, but as i said earlier not finding house would’ve made her like the other wives. There was literally no way to avoid it. sorry amber but you had to get in that bus 😟.

so now what..? the cycle is definitely altered, as house now has a direct part to play in amber’s death (also just the fact that it’s a death), but it still continues. as upset as wilson will be with house, that really doesn’t change the fact that house is all he has, once again…

#AND HOUSE KNOWS ITTT #CRAZYYYY #SAD HOUSE TIMES 😎 #and house did actually like her so the possibility of him having a new friendship was also ripped away #darn the narrative strikes again #house md #you can’t always get what you wantttt #I HAVE STARTED S5 AND HOUSE IS SO DESPERATE TO NOT HAVE WILSON LEAVE BRO #I hope wilson pulls the you killed my gf card in one of their arguments 💀 #HAD TO GET THIS OUT IDK IF I PHRASED IT WELL LOL

[aztecbrujeria]

When I tell you the way I want to slap toji and choke him with my dick😩 so he has nothing in his brain but me😍

Okay so this took me a couple days…and then I just ran with it lol!!

TW: Dd/Bb, f!dom, sub toji, switch dynamics, pre consented masochism, caged cock, edging, Dick Choking, Slapping, Drool, Strap on…

MINORS PISS ALL THE WAY OFF!!

“Happy fathers day baby.”

Your lips brushed against his ear before you stood back up and fisted his hair. Pulling his head back he hissed as the line of pain and pleasure was being touched once again.

He was absolutely wrecked from the punishment he’d received before; hours of edging in the chastity cage. Toji had cum through his cage more than once with how skillful your fingers and toys had been.

Caressing his face with a manicured finger you grabbed his face and traced the scar on his lip. His lips were perfect, slick from his earned meal earlier, you couldn’t help but take a kiss just to taste yourself.

When you broke the kiss, still holding on his face, you smirked at him as your thumb pulled his bottom lip down.

“Open for daddy.”

Standing back up you reached down between your legs, fine Italian leather surrounded your hips, as you brought up the girthy glow in the dark dick and placed it upon his lips as he opened and took in every inch of high medical grade silicone.

With a ravenous hunger he took you back all the way until his nose was touching the harness. He whined while thrusting his hips wanting to be released from the cage. His mind became blank as you filled his throat with your dick over and over again.

Everytime you lewdly pulled out to thrust back in, Toji moaned as his warm spit left strings attached to your toy. His chin was slick as it fell down upon the muscle of his glorious thighs below.

Watching the way his mind was becoming cock drunk from your strap you felt the overwhelming urge to put him in his place.

Chuckling you pulled out watching the way he whined and tried to follow your dick when you caressed his cheek again and wound up to slap him once, twice, three times cooing at him as he cried out and a thick stream of cum dripped from his cage again.

Bending down and kissing him again, praising him, you stood back up.

“Whose your daddy, baby?”

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[sanjisblackasswife]

I am really not sure if your requests are open, if not, just delete this😭 that will be mybad but if they are then-

I have been thinking about luffy with a mommy kink👧bye👋😭 that's it. Have a good day🙏 big fan

A/N: Oh wwoooowwwwwwww I never really cared for Mommy/Daddy kinks (I’m more of a ‘Yes sir/Captain’ gal HA) but I’ll try. I don’t mind the guy saying “Mommy” but i won’t have the reader say it too much because then it sounds like baby talk and that’s an ick for me 😭😂 hope u enjoy lol

Luffy with a Mommy Kink(NSFW)

Black Fem Reader in Mind

CW: Needy!Luffy, Use of Mommy (More on Luffy’s end than the Readers), Mutual Masturbation, Guided Masturbation, Oral, Cuddling

“Where the hell is Luffy?” You’ve been searching almost the entire ship. You needed to let him know that y’all were nearing a new island but somehow he isn’t around and it’s been driving you nuts.

Robin mentioned she seen him run over to your bedroom. The hell would he want in there?

“Ah!…damn it! Ah!” Luffy was shamelessly legs spread, all clothing on the floor fisting his shaft in the middle of your once clean bed. He didn’t know what got into him, but he had been watching you, Robin, and Nami play volleyball in the middle of the court earlier today. You had on a tied shirt and a bikini.

Maybe it was your glowing sun kissed skin, maybe it was your thighs and butt jiggling across the deck as you tried hitting the ball, maybe it was that pretty gold anklet you got for yourself with Luffy’s full name on it dangling off you, or maybe it was because you decided to let your natural curls breathe and wear a curly Afro and shaped your face so beautifully.

He didn’t know but he did know he became turned on. Luffy swears you have some kind of lustful devil fruit power because he can’t recall why he started feeling like this towards you. Your scent alone was all he needed to help him relieve himself so he knew the second best place to get your scent was in YOUR room in YOUR bed.

“Fuck…m-mommy..” was a regular occurring saying when he was alone. He doesn’t know why he calls you that but he seen one of Sanji’s kinky ass hentai cartoon books and in one of them the guy calls his wife “mommy.” He always wanted to call you that not even during sex but just in general but he wasn’t sure if you’d liked it.

He has even considered just getting you pregnant to have the excuse but he still wasn’t sure on that idea.

“Mommy…need you.” He whined trying to find at least something CLOSE to an orgasm. His fist became a blur, sweat was bearing down his forehead, frustrated.

He cuddled your body pillow you sleep with at night inhaling your scent. He felt absolutely no guilt doing this because this was all your fault of course. Luffy nearly started to dry hump your pillow when—

“What are you Doing?”

This was one of the few rare times Luffy felt afraid, he looked so tired in the eyes. He just couldn’t cum, he was so used to your mouth, your pussy, your—

“Y/NNNN COME HEREEE!” He cried legs still spread and cock still standing at attention. He looked like a pouting child, he didn’t even care anymore he was caught he needed to get release. And you were ganna give it to him.

You decided why the hell not he looked real hot being all needy, his hair was messy, and the sweat was all down his neck. You locked the door and climbed on top of him kissing his warm wet neck.

“T-take this off.” He groaned, untying your top immediately squeezing and fondling your breast with one hand, “these too…”

You sat on your knees as he was tugging at your bikini, not even half way down your thighs he was greedily trying to squeeze his hand between them to rub your clit but you stop him,

“Ah. Ah….you have to speak up…” you pushed him back on the headboard, “Tell mommy what you want..”

Luffy breathed out one of the prettiest raspy moans you ever heard him do. You bit your lip at his reaction and your suspicion was right.

He does like calling you mommy.

“Mommy …please…fuck me.”

It was kinda hot hearing him beg. Granted you never had a mommy kink yourself but how it sounded coming out of his mouth was so perfect.

You didn’t waste anytime pulling off the rest of your clothing and spreading your legs in front of him.

“Just Watch me okay?” You sucked on your two fingers to let the string of spit fly out you mouth and dribble down Luffy’s eyes didnt leave your fingers. You began rolling the tips of them on your clit breaking a moan out of you. Luffy was in a daze watching your play with yourself he spit on his cock and began to stroke at a more slower pace to match you.

He was silently panting away at the sight of your gooey cunt in front of him.

“Just Like—ah! That…go faster!”

You started to see how his thumb was rubbing up and down his slit looking very close to cumming. You’d be lying if you wasn’t close yourself just by watching him watch you, but you wanted to try something.

“I’m..cu—Y/N!”

You move his hand away and begin to wrap your lips around his cock, it was hot and twitching from the amount of strokes he did, you began to suck and twirl your cool tongue all around it very messily to rush his orgasm.

Luffy’s eyes rolled back into his head, grappling your soft curls and squirming under you just barely breaking out the words “M-mommy!” But they were interrupted by his cum being swallowed down your throat.

You popped off with a loud smack a a spit of string on your mouth and smashed your lips on to his leaving open mouthed kisses on his tongue that was nearly hanging out his mouth.

“You okay?” You cupped his cheeks peppering his face with kisses and he began to giggle under your sweet touch.

“‘M better…thank you…mommy.”

“Where the hell did you learn that?” You laughed seeing him all flustered and exposed so he buries his face in your tummy with his muscular arms under the cup of your butt.

“Ion know..I just like calling you that.”

“Goodness, Lu don’t tell me you have a mommy kink.” You playfully groaned rubbing his damp hair.

“Shut up!” He swatted your butt and gripped it tightly, “It’s your fault I knew you had a lustful DF Power!”

“I TOLD YOU I DON’T!”

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