#I’m in huge trouble

[antvnger]

Hame…..

(Yeah it’s a Fus Ro Dah kind of thing. But more dangerous. Run)

WhY the CRAP do you guys DO this to mEeeeEEE?!?!

#ask scott lang #scott lang #ant-man #anon asks #fus ro dah #kamehameha #I’m in huge trouble #ant man #antman

[stergeon]

say it

Byleth makes Edelgard say swear words.

(~350 words; too stupid to post on ao3)

“‘Shit.’”

“Grotesque.”

“Give it a try.”

“… Shit.”

“Very good. ‘Ass.’”

“That one is easier. I’ve said it before.”

“Then why don’t you say it now?”

“I… er…”

“If it’s so easy, then do it.”

“… Ass.”

“Excellent.”

“Don’t mock me.”

“How about this one? ‘Cunt.’”

“Wh—I actually, um, don’t know what that means.”

“You don’t know ‘cunt’?”

“I don’t know what to tell you, Byleth, it’s simply not in my lexicon.”

“It means va—”

“All right, I understand. The gesture was absolutely unnecessary. I’m astounded at how many words there seem to be for the same thing.”

“If you think that’s bad, you won’t believe how many there are for pe—”

“Well, this has been a fun exercise and hopefully a source of great amusement to you, but I think I’m finished.”

“Wait, wait.”

“No.”

“One more, one more.”

“Mm, no. I don’t think so.”

“Please?”

“… You know it’s not fair of you to give me those eyes.”

“Is that a yes?”

“All right. All right. One more.”

“Yesssss. ‘Fuck.’”

“Byleth!”

“What?! You said one more, and that’s the one to say.”

“I’m—I am not—”

“Please?”

“You can’t pull the same maneuver twice in a minute and expect to succeed. That’s poor strategy.”

“Is it working?”

“… Regrettably, it is.”

“Then it seems like a good strategy to me. Just say it. ‘Fuck.’ It’s easy.”

“It most certainly is not!”

“Try it. Say ‘fuck.’”

“… Fuck.”

“Oh, that’s rich. That’s very good.”

“Are you quite satisfied?”

“Nearly. Now use it in a sentence.”

“Byleth.”

“I’ll give you one. It’ll be easy.”

“I did not—and do not—agree to this!”

“Just repeat after me.”

“No!”

“Say, ‘Byleth, I want you to fuck me.’”

“… Oh.”

“Go on, El. You can do it.”

“… Byleth, I…”

“Keep going.”

“Byleth, I-I want you to… f-fuck me.”

“Good girl. Wasn’t so hard, was it?”

“Less than I—ah—thought it would be.”

“Mm. Well, you’ve certainly earned a reward, haven’t you?”

“Yes, my teacher. Fuck…”

“Aren’t you a fast learner? I’m impressed.”

“If you don’t shut up and kiss me right now, I’m going to start swearing in earnest.”

“Don’t threaten me with a good time, Your Majesty.”

#fe3h #fire emblem #edeleth #edelgard von hresvelg #byleth eisner #ficlet #sterge.rtf #sick of having this knock around in my drafts so now it is loose in the wild #but it’s so dumb that i really don’t want to bother posting it on ao3 #if i got an email alert for this i’d be disappointed #besides i’m trying to pretend i’m hard at work on the vickyvesties right now #it’s not crack it’s just goofy #theoretically this takes place during the honeymoon phase of chapter 5 of shared space #since edelgard knows her swears by the time of muscle memory/shared space chapter 9 #edelgard’s combination teacher/praise thing is truly unfortunate but what can you do. sometimes a girl is a gotdam mess #it’s not weird unless you make it weird. but she makes it weird. #i think sometimes (like here) she drops a ‘my teacher’ accidentally and byleth politely pretends not to notice #because if she Did call attention to it edelgard would be mortified and that would be the end of whatever fun things they’re doing #frankly no one deserves to say fuck more than edelgard #but with that giant stick up her ass she’d have a hard time getting around to it without some goading #i also hc that dropping honorifics is generally a Huge Turnoff for edelgard due to power dynamic shenanigans #their relationship is Complicated Enough in canon before i fucked it up more in shared space lol #so byleth is really asking for trouble here #but i also reckon ‘my teacher’ is a vibekiller for byleth so if anything they’re just riling each other up now #godspeed girls. hope you shut up long enough to get some

[sengawolf]

Some other post (can’t remember whose) was making a case for Crowley having been a powerful archangel due to the ways he seems weirdly in tune with/aware of reality compared to other celestial figures, and they used his ability to sense demons approaching him/entering Earth as an example. And listen it was a GREAT post and I WILL be reblogging it once I find it again

But like…I’m also thinking that Crowley is a demon who doesn’t always act like a demon and canonically used to get, like, spontaneously nabbed by Hell to be punished whenever he did something too kind. And that’s not even getting into how constantly vigilant he is over Aziraphale. This guy has been looking over both shoulders for the last several thousand years and with very good reason

Idk. Anyone think that his demon-sensing abilities (contrasted with other angels’ and demons’ apparent lack of ability to track each other down) might have less to do with his original power level as an angel and more to do with the worst case of hypervigilance humankind has seen to date? I mean damn if I and my only loved one were at constant risk of being dragged off for torture I’d get real good at recognizing the warning signs too lmao

#good omens #seemingly unrelated but relevant: I’m autistic and my dogs’ barking is a huge sensory overstimulation for me #guess who somehow literally learned to pick up on when they’re about to start even if they’ve been napping like logs #It’s to the point where I get like a full half second of warning in which to tense up in Preparation #anyway crowley can smell trouble better than others because he’s used to being in trouble RIP #Crowley #go2 spoilers #don’t get me wrong tho I love me a good Raphael!Crowley if the meta is quality #ultimately I still like the thematic importance in the books of him being - among other things - Just A Guy #but I have two hands :)

[literary-potato]

Ok I don’t have any beef with Taylor swift and I like some of her songs

… but is it just me, or are a lot of her songs not really songs? Like, I’m listening to a track right now in the cafe, and there’s not really a melody to speak of. Or at least if you played it on the piano, I don’t know that I would recognize it as such. It feels like an alto part or semi-spoken word poetry.

#I’m also not a huge fan of her lyrics most of the time but that’s another story #to be clear I DO LIKE SOME OF HER SONGS #1989 has a lot of good ones #I knew you were trouble #Love story and teardrops are a bit high school but they’re great at what they are #No body no crime #willow #lover has grown on me slightly #but like…the ones that the Swifties go nuts over #I’ll listen and I just…. Don’t get it? #and I could not tell them apart if you asked me to

[pepperpixel]

Summary of art 2023!!!! (Template by ArielDrawsDragons) In which I have fudged the dates even more then I did last year to get the shit I wanted on here! But! Who cares ghghg-

Anyway, yeah! I did a lot, LOT of traditional stuff this year… basically completely shifted to only traditional art w some Digital Touch ups. Cuz my brain decided I hate dealing w my laptop ghgh, I wanna try and get back into digital art more in 2024 but! Either way! I think this year went very good art wise! I’m happy w it!

#art summary #summary of art #art summary 2023 #summary of art 2023 #comparing 2023 to 2022 I feel like I didnt. improve that much??? #but. I honestly think that’s ok? like. #I’m pretty satisfied w how my arts been looking these past 2 years! #I feel like I’ve sorta settled into a style I like! I’d still love to improve more obviously but. I don’t mind that there isn’t a huge #improvement or anything ghg #2022 summary featured: soul eater. humanformers. my homestuck ocs. powerpuff girls. and adventure time #2023 summary now featuring: the same damn shit. #I have trouble fixating on just 1 fandom for like a long time #like I usually have trouble drawing art over and over for the same thing no breaks #but. I do have some favorite shit that is always tgeee in the back of my mind. I just need to swap between them I guess ghg- #*there #doodles

[frecklystars]

Me cooking dinner for everyone (all my Ryan F/Os) Ken has to come by with another plate and I’m like “didn’t I just give you an entire burger” and Ken says yeah but he needs another because K took his food and then Luke says “yeah he ate my food too” and K is at the table in tears shoving spoonfuls of fresh veggies and meat in his mouth openly weeping “I’ve been eating nothing but instant protein-grub noodles and rice for my entire life Please just Let me Have This I Beg of You”

#i burn the eggs by accident he says no problem and still eats them saying they’re amazing #meanwhile ken is having trouble trying to eat the food that isn’t plastic #he’s like what do you mean I can’t just imagine taking a bite. oh god. this burger is huge. how do I fit my mouth around it #Six is absolutely housing an entire stack of pancakes all by himself in the corner of the room he’s not letting anyone have it #Colt is butting heads with him #no I don’t know Colt yet but he’s included. what food does he like? don’t know yet... MY COOKING #I can’t cook for shit but I’ll learn for my hungry boys <3 #that was painful to type I’ll never say that again Lmfao #i make apple pie just for driver bc I know he likes it #driver nuzzles me the entire time I’m baking he’s snuggly asf. he’s exhausted too #stayed up all night on a getaway job. knows I stayed up all night having nightmares and being unable to sleep again #he gets it. he doesn't force me to try to sleep he knows i can't. but he encourages me to lay down after cooking #and to rest my eyes for a bit. and then it turns into a huge snuggle pile #we've got [counting on fingers] one two three... ten... a dozen Gosling F/Os #one of my best friends says it's like a flock of baby geese following me around SLKDFJSLFSDF #so fucking cute #Luke is canonically snuggly. idk Jacob or Holland yet... I'd want them to cuddle too #all of them are trying to have contact w/ me in SOME way once we're snuggled in bed #Ken's gotta hold my hand and put his head on my tummy HE'S GOTTA. or he'll PERISH #Lars isn't one for touch very often unless if he's the right person. I am that Right Person #but he will still just hold my hand and let everyone else do the full body snuggling #K's sitting up just like Six is when he's resting. alert. protective #Six is relieved he doesn't have to tie his shoelace to the door or worry abt intruders. he can just fall the fuck ASLEEP #they've all got full tummies and maybe some of them chat with each other #while others are like SHH LET KERI SLEEP. but im like no no your voices are like angels to me pls keep talking #esp Luke and Sebastian their rasps will lull me easily #love notes

[number1girl]

every time my boss asks me a question over text and I answer and I see the three dots as she’s writing her text back I feel like a chopped contestant watching her try my dish

#i don’t know how many more i’m sorry chef’s i have left in me #it’s hard being newish because i still struggle with knowing like what’s important to her and what’s not #like some things that i think are a huge deal and i’m really anxious about them out to be nothing #and some things that i think aren’t that important and are common sense turn out to be things i get in trouble for #so i have a constant underlying sense of anxiety because the things i get reprimanded for aren’t predictable to me so i always feel like i #could be in trouble at any time without knowing why

[romanceyourdemons]

as i read a room of one’s own i felt the words burning into my retinas, not because of anything woolf wrote, but because i was sitting in direct sunlight and the glare off my page was agonizing but i would be cold if i sat anywhere else

#nothing against woolf to be clear this is an undeniably hugely important text #i’m just having trouble seeing colors accurately now #ryddles

[criminalmindsvibez]

okay, anyone with POTS or similar fainting conditions. how do you describe the feeling of passing out or the episodes that occur where you’re about to pass out?

doctors and people always try to ask me what it feels like but I have trouble describing it.

#when i’m in what i call an ‘episode’ where i’m in-between passing out #i’m really disoriented and everything feels confusing #i get really panicky and it feels like i don’t know what’s going on but i also feel like loopy #idk i have huge trouble describing the way i feel #just autism things i suppose #the mysterious fainting fool (👩‍🦽🏷) #postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome #pots syndrome #chronic illness #spoonie #dysautonomia

[benanazauce]

my spidey ‼️‼️‼️

can’t BELIEVE I haven’t posted this yet I’m still proud of it

she lives in a vaporwave inspired universe and she’s somewhat in the style of the archie comics I hope you like her

character sheet under the cut!! I posted it before but it’s buried

the art’s a bit old so she’s not in her actual style here

by the way she does wear glasses she just can’t wear them under her mask but the lenses of her mask have prescription degrees so she can see just not without it

no idea what she’s looking at here probably a bug on a floor to the side

also disregard the 3 points below “bitten by a cat that ate the radioactive spider” those are irrelevant now but I will make an updated character sheet when I’m free!! hopefully a better one too

#oc #spiderverse oc #spidersona #bennet parker #hopefully you guys can see the screen tones #by the way! to replace the irrelevant points in the character sheet #actually only 2 of them I’m still workshopping the canon event because I want her to be happy IM SO SORRY BEN IT HAS TO BE DONE #she doesn’t know hobie! maybe I can try to make them meet but the society is HUGE so I’m not sure how but then again he’s quite well known? #she doesn’t DISLIKE Miguel per say just really irritated at him for scolding her so much #she’s always getting in trouble #she only starts disliking him after the whole miles thing since she’s around the same age as miles and is like “dude wtf. he’s a kid too— #—you can’t just do that” #anyways she’s also part cat from the cat that bit her #she uses web shooters she doesn’t have actual web #she’s pretty much only got spider senses and the traits of a ginger cat #her pupils can dilate and contract and stuff #not to that big of an extent but still a considerable amount #it’s a cool party trick

[hoperays-song]

Rant

My bio family is currently talking about how immature 18 year olds and young college students are, how they don’t have work ethic, entitled, and are completely reliant on their parents.

And when I tried to explain that a lot of us are struggling mentally, have a ton of academic pressure by our families, and were traumatized by the pandemic and missed a huge chunk of our childhoods, them and my 21 year old bio brother just waved it off and went “that’s just an excuse, you just need to grow up”.

Like I’m sorry, I forget that I’m an adult sometimes and say I’m 15 since that’s when the pandemic hit and I don’t really remember what happened afterwards. I was told I had to go to an Ivy League university since I was 6. I was refused testing and accommodations for years due to my being “smart”. I was told all the way through school that kids who didn’t go to college are going to go no where in life. And when I tried to explain that, I was told that “well that’s just your prospective”. Yeah it is! And you’re 83, what you said are just your prospective! My age does not invalidate my point!!

If kids are acting “entitled”, “lazy”, and “immature”, there might be a reason. They were taught to be that way. You can’t expect kids to be able to completely change their entire world view while still emerged in that culture.

#gen z #like my brother is acting like he’s not the most entitled person I’ve met #He legit yelled at me when he found out I might go into HR due to him getting in trouble for a “joke” at work #I don’t think a bunch of rich old people can talk about how kids are lazy #Especially if they only got where they are by a huge boost by their rich families #This is why I’m paying for my own college #this is insane

[awek-s]

ohhhh desperately need to leave this house before i kill myself I fear it’s coming 🤣🤣

#had kind of a huge fight w my mom over like mental #illness and like I ended up letting out all the anger I feel at the fact that she didn’t take me to the hospital to get diagnosed when I was #15 despite me begging her to. so I had to wait til I went to university to get diagnosed. which is 90% of the reason I’m struggling to live #so much nowadays. and obviously she was like. uh I don’t remember that! and the more detail I told her the quieter and less defensive she #got. bc she knows I’m right. #this all started bc one of her friends’ older son just got diagnosed w schizophrenia and she was like if that was me I wouldn’t have stuck #by him so long I would’ve kicked him out long ago . and I snorted and I was like yeah I know you wouldn’t have just like you didn’t for me #nd I told her to just stop talking about shit she doesn’t know fucking anything about. bc obviously she doesn’t think her friend’s son is #actually sick. im talking SICK sick like meds won’t work and he keeps getting in serious trouble w the law. and my mom is an asshole she #thinks all sick ppl use it as an excuse bc she thinks only her life experiences are valid #im soo fucking sick of it #I’ve wasted my entire life trying to educate her about shit and it just doesn’t stick she just goes and babies herself and im miserable #for my entire existence #I can’t do it anymore like any of it I want to get out of here and live my stupid life #without somebody who reminds me every day that they think I’m a waste of existence lmao #mrow.org

[fisshgutss]

BUT U DONT KNOW WHAT ITS LIKEEEE

TO WAKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHTTT

SCARING THE THOUGHT OF KISSING RAZORSSSSS

#fish rambles #thank god i’m emo or i’d be in huge emotional trouble when it comes to music #SoundCloud

[munchymunchkin]

#comic #comics #unknown artist #comedy comic #funny strips #the funnies #dungeon crawler #dungeon crawl #dungeon #spiders #spooky #scary spiders #invisibility #invisibility potion #ive made a huge mistake #ive made a big mistake #this didnt go as planned #oops #uh oh i’m in trouble #uh oh besties #dnd #dnd5e #dnd memes #dnd shenanigans #dnd comic #d&d #d&d comic #d&d nemes #d&d 5e #5th edition

[m0tel6mxzzy]

i’m sorry i keep watching law and order and later seasons where it’s implied olivia and elliot want each other but aren’t doing anything abt it and yet olivia has to play therapist for his anger issues 😭😭😭 like no. it’s giving “i can fix him” and it’s dead ass the latest episode of organized crime

#and i can see why they’re like that this show is kinda old and was set w more traditional views on romantic relationships early on #like….came out wayyyyy b4 stuff like gossip girl and the oc where the leads are these troubled bad boys and the girls who stick it out for #them #but also for ‘i can fix him’ couples he needs to fix himself eventually away from his s/o and come back better as a person #and i’m not a huge fan of chuck/blair as a couple but w couples that begin toxic w many issues there has to be #some sort of breaking point where they realize they need to change the fundamentals of the relationship to survive w time/space or end it #usually those types of couples annoy me bc their past behavior is immediately forgiven bc they’ve learned to have a healthy relationship #dan x blair might not have been as exciting but their past behavior had to be acknowledged for them to grow together in a relationship l8r

[gobbluthbutagirl]

living so close to the oscars is kind of annoying if i’m being honest. i have been hearing helicopters circling for like 3 hours

#last year during the oscars i was at work and it was hr guy and the market lead closing #and she made me clean out the milk coolers and he made me clean a like 2-day-old soda stain that was ALL over the escalators #and people acted like having to walk down the escalator like a staircase was the biggest inconvenience of their entire lives #and it was my joker origin story #and at the end of the night some guy went behind the counter and stole the keys to the tech room and both leads got in HUGE trouble. SAD! #and this year i’m not at work because i don’t have a job because i quit 🤡