#I'm here to create shitposts

[kqltlc]

Ultrakill Brainrot Moment

So for self-inserts right. I like the idea of reskins of the v-series to represent the user / player, kinda like in MOBAs or fighting games. The v-series build and appearance is the perfect base, both for the reskin idea and if anyone decides to go wild and add more to it.

On that note, low-effort self insert time. Lolol.

[11112023] social battery be like

[11162023] (I was too tired to work more on / finish this)

Honestly the best part of this is that it's making me practice drawing robots so I should hopefully start improving over time. lol

#kqltlc #my art #digital art #digitalart #krita #krita art #krita drawing #self insert #ultrakill #ultrakill self insert #robot #robot art #it's so funny because I bet a lot of users first thought when they hear self-insert is shipping #but no I literally created this appearance exclusively to shitpost #I'm just here for the funni dont mind me #Im that one background character doing stupid shit while the main plot goes on

[eoinmcgonigal]

Would you rate Johnny Cooper for a curious anon?

Oh absolutely! (sorry it took so long, and @kafkaesquegf thank you for requesting him too!)

He's a freak. His posture is surreal. He's cute, blond, sincere, and he wants to commit murder. He could be Barbie. Maybe he is Barbie. He's the sort of guy who should be annoying because he's so damn eager and irritatingly young and pretty and good at what he does, but he's so disarmingly sweet and earnest no one stands a chance holding a negative thought or feeling about him. He also truly is unaware of his impact on people around him. Sunshine, murder, and a fondness for hair braiding. His dorkward ways are utterly captivating.

Looks: 14/10 Posture: idk if i should be impressed or terrified/10 Derangement: 10/10 (perfect, sweetly balanced) Sincerity: 9,000+/10 Other: +343 for being the sweetest guy ever to murder fascists Total: Action Barbie/10

Aside from him being a soft-kitten-looking kinda guy with very sharp claws, I suspect that the appeal here is seeing such a genuinely sweet guy beign accepted, loved, and thriving. He's your fave?? You just outed yourself as loving seeing the best in people ;)

#DO NOT USE CTRL+Z ON TUMBLR WHEN CREATING A POST IT WILL ERASE THE WHOLE THING #sas rogue heroes #johnny cooper #sas rogue heroes shitposts #judging for fun #anyway after a very long delay here he is!! #action barbie #i want to play with him #i'm dangerously fond of this guy #i love how you go from his intro and 'hehe look at this dork' to 'oh i would die for him' within such a short space of time #luckily he doesn't need dying for he can handle himself magnificently #please read that however you like #document type: disinformation #i like action barbie but also murder kitty would be fitting

[wrylu]

i can't draw? let's go write then

#no guys i didn't create a separate side blog some time ago just to write because i'm too embarrassed to post writing on here #so i'm anonymous instead of being known for my awful grammar spelling and wording #shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. SHH #wrylu #shittea posts #shitpost

[dreamsy990]

you know the internets great i can spend 5 hours on a drawing and it will get 11 notes and if i post a doodle of sunburst holding a dnd character sheet it will have 200. i think this is incredibly funny

#stale pepsi water #half joking here #like yes i love the sillies and the goofs #but also sometimes it just sucks #like i can pour hours of my life into a drawing and nobody will care #like #i know i'm supposed to not care about this stuff #like oh you should be creating for yourself not for attention #and like #i am drawing for myself that's why i do this #but i just wish i got some recognition for it #like yes i post shitposts all day but #i swear i can actually draw #sigh #something something 'numbers don't mean everything' #that doesn't mean i cant be disappointed

[scrawnytreedemon]

H i t s b o n g

Look,,, u guys kno me,, You know I have alot to say about the Zant fight and how it could and honestly should have been even wilder, but hear me out!

I think we should have had a Stallord section where we hit the guy in his ankles with the goddamn spinner. I think that would be really funny. Do we already kind of do this in the Blizzeta phase? Yes, yes we do. We can place the Stallord fight,,, after,,, the Blizzeta phase. He's bending reality; we can bend the timeline jussst a little~

Wack him in the ankle like a thirteen year old boy getting hit by his Razor scooter-- Except YOU'RE the scooter!!! Brilliant idea, genius, thought of the year.

#scrawny rambles #shitpost #tloz #twilight princess #usurper king zant #despite my insanity for this guy rearing its helmeted little head again i've been awfully quiet here #and the truth of that is. okay honestly tumblr sucks to be on for too long #but it's also funny because usually this guy gives me a massive drive to just *create* for this platform #AND LIKE. i've been creating! but it's all traditional stuff and for some reason that's too much of a hassle to take pictures and post #because i'm lazy and a pussy lol #take this shitpost. cherish. idfk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[alltimefail-sims]

Maaaaan I typed up this kinda long ass post about the aesthetic conversation; not that I think anyone would particularly care about what *I* have to say on the subject, but I digress. I'll just mind my business 😂

#the shortened version is that we have this debate in a different font every couple of months #and people who are like 'yeah I'd like my posts to get more than 5 notes' are always painted as ' #needy or 'too focused on likes and should just do this for fun'! #and it is always from people who can pull 100 notes on a shitpost. Like... come on guys lmao #we all just need to learn that a 'shit' edit to one person is 5 hours of work to another #and that creating a standard of beauty for sims content is so fucking dumb lmao #and there are big blogs who care about notes who don't engage in the community at all. Let's not pretend they don #- don't care about notes. Be for real lmao this should not be an opportunity to say 'do better to be like xyz' #but an opportunity to realize 'hey maybe the simblr community should stop holding everyone to an aesthetic standard and - #'maybe something doesn't need to fit a certain standard to be considered pretty or well done.' #idk. just a thought #it is intimidating being compared to other blogs or feeling like what you're doing isn't good enough so like... #let's stop fucking doing that lmao #Comparison is the thief of joy and it does happen here. Multiple things can be true at once #personal #an-e-way I'm done now #gif warning

[retrauxpunk]

the way to hack adhd for me is to hit the point where tidying the house (or doing some other cripplingly unappealing task) feels like being in a video game like picking weeds in animal crossing

#precipitation #man i just rememebred i used to take tumblr semi-seriously??? when i first became properly engaged here in like 2017 #when i was #uhh #math graph woman meme here #23 #...........yeah i used to take tumblr MILDLY seriously when i was 23 i was so earnest #i mean i still am but i am much more shitpost #who wants to take bets on what my next Obsession will be #it was pink floyd #then it was silicon valley #what's next #i mean i know what's next #it's my own novel that is currently in WIP form #i'm my own fandom #it's great but it's also fucked because i'm literally the only person who can create the content that i myself want #which is why i go around Actually Writing these days #anyway #what #oh yeah tidying #i'm gonna get back to unstacking the dishwasher #sunglasses emoji #adhd

[custer-mp3]

did you have a black hole for How You'd Be When You Grew Up or are you cis

#only half a shitpost tbh #i was cutting my hair & thinking abt it #i switched my face jewelry earlier & it was wilding me out cuz i knew i wanted like. Two Very Specific Tattoos but then i became #a Tattoo Person & have gotten neither of those & also i want neither lmao (and this is why u shouldn't get tattooed as a teenager tbh) #but like. i never Wanted Piercings i just did it on impulse & when i was a kid/teenager all i knew i wanted was to be goth like that's all #i could conceptualize for myself. it's not that i could see myself Looking A Certain Way or anything it was just like. I Will Own Big Pants #& Big Boots. I Will Put Them On My Body. and all the rest of it was blank #now as a grown-up i can see my parents' faces in mine & i'd maybe look more like them if i'd kept enough facial reference points to tell #but i got rid of a lot of them & refused to partake in others & i've created something that is my own but also entirely unexpected #idk. self-made man out here. even going into adulthood i didn't know what i wanted to Be i just accidentally'd my way here tbh #anyway i'm wearing jncos to rob zombie/mudvayne/powerman/static x tmrw lmao #AND THE HAIRCUT IS C R I S P Y #HOT SINGLE DADS IN MY AREA PLZ INTERACT!!!!!!!!!!!

[lateseptemberdawn]

insane how i made this acc for my ig page and like for literature and bookstagramming things and instead i'm doing...this. wtv this is T_T

#but in my defence i'm not really reading as much #and also seem to have no time #which is ofc mainly my own fault #butttt um eheheh lolz????? #like from my syllabus books i think i do come scross stuff that i'd like to post on here #it's just that when i'm reading i can't get myself to stop and post #and also i'm too lazy to serch for them after #bc once i'm done w reading i just wanna forget about responsibilities and just like #waste time #or #sleep #yes they're different to me #and about edits and aesthetic they do take some time #which i have a lot of on some days #but for reels as it would seem #but yes like #maybe i should create another one for stupid shit #(i once said this about my main ig acc when i was shitposting crack commentary over pretty beautiful nature pics i'd taken one day #and then never made that priv acc hehe) #(and also stopped posting the crack stuff) #(which do be sad i need to do that again) #(can't lose my brand)

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

You don't need to worry about the ATSV fandom dying. As someone whose been in the Marvel fandom over ten years - I can assure you this is natural.

The ATSV Fandom Isn't Dead: A brief look into the science of fandoms.

[me standing beside Hobie beaming my thoughts of love and adoration into his head like I'm professor x]

A lot of people are afraid of the ATSV dying - and I don't blame them.

In the era of shows releasing all in one day, or movies coming to streaming almost immediately - it's not hard to say we're in an era were content is consumed at ridiculously rapid rates.

I mean, this time last year Wednesday was breaking records on Netflix. Where's the hype now?

I know you see it too, there's less posts everyday in the Hobie tag, less screenshot breakdowns, etc etc etc.

But I'm here to tell you - The ATSV fandom is doing just fine. Better than fine. All of this is meant to happen.

Let me put it into perspective.

ATSV released on June 2nd - it's November.

ATSV released a little over six months ago.

For reference: The Avengers (2012) was released on May 4th.

The Avengers DVD wasn't available for purchase until SEPTEMBER 25th - almost SIX months later.

The time that the Hobie fandom has formed and existed - is the same amount of time people had to wait just to see The Avengers again.

Large periods of time where tags only get three posts a day TOPS was nothing to fear. xReaders and fanfics held the fandom over until the next trailer, the next sneak peek or leak.

Prior to the release of streaming, only a little more than ten years ago - it was NATURAL for a fandom to wait six months before even seeing the movie for a second time.

And mind you - streaming didn't exist. If you wanted to see The Avengers again, you had to go out and BUY it. $26.99.

If you wanted to order it online - you'd have to get it shipped to you. Before Disney plus, we watched on BlueRay Discs.

And the fandom was fine and healthy.

If a fandom that doesn't even have a DVD release can keep up content for six months, I think we'll be fine.

But I'll admit - there's still the question:

If the ATSV fandom is 'doing fine' then where is everyone going? Why are the tags getting slower?

The answer is simple:

FANDOM BIOLOGY

I LOVE social sciences and the systems people create and how they work - even unintentionally.

And I have a theory - one about the natural evolution and regeneration of fandom. Hear me out -

When it comes to ATSV:

We are leaving the Analysation Phase, the phase in which content creation is centered around deciphering and breaking down the most recent installment in the fandom.

During this phase usually see art of newer characters, new ships, meta breakdowns, easter egg point-outs.

We were in that phase.

Once the Analysation Phase dies down, usually main content creators may remain. The intermediate or liminal period.

The intermediate is usually when you'll see more x-reader art pop-up, the levels of fanart evening out as artists return to their favorite characters - usually incorporating any new ones they gained from the last installment.

Shitposts usually also become popular around this time, as the shock and weight of the story wear off, and we're more able to joke about the storyline a lot more light-heartedly.

That's why the intermediate point is often see as the passion 'dying out'.

When in fact, it is the fandom getting comfortable. Resting for the next phase.

And after a few months, the next phase comes:

The Speculation Phase:

The Speculation Phase cannot come until the Analysation Phase is over.

During the Analysation Phase the fandom begins to breakdown and digest the writers intentions. They integrate the new character into the story, and the fandom.

As the audience and fandom talk amongst each other, we get more solid ideas of who the characters are, what their motivations might be, and most important of all-

What they might do.

In the Speculation Phase we turn from the last installment - and start looking towards the future.

Let's take Hobie for example.

Looking at the timeline of the Hobie fandom, we can see a progression.

Originally taken as a punk-rockstar and little more, throughout the months the fandom began posting things about punk culture, the 70's, Hobie's motivation in the comics, and how that all correlates to him.

As the fandom analyzed, the collective zeitgeist and understanding of Hobie grew into something a lot more sound, and telling.

We looked at the parellels he provides in the story, and what kind of person he is.

And because if that we have seen a marked improvement in people's contextual understanding of Hobie - as a punk and a hero.

And now that we can understand him - we can predict him.

The same goes for Miguel - over the months, a lot of us have began to question if we know him as well as we think we do , if we really know the kinda person he is -

And if we really know what he's doing to do.

That's where the Speculation Phase comes in.

The Speculation Phase in fandom is when we see some of the most passion - and instead of tapering off overtime, it builds. More and more until the next release.

The Speculation Phase is when the fandom takes the analysis' and from there, they begin to theorize.

Now that we understand, we can begin to predict.

And this is arguably one of the most interesting parts in a fandoms natural ecosystem.

During the Speculation Phase, we can see a number of diverse opinions appear.

As more and more creators begin to gather their understanding, tips from the writers, new released news, and past comic book arcs, we start to see dozens of triguing paths the writers can take us on.

As more news releases, the more hype people get. I mean - imagine how you'll feel when they release the first new poster of Hobie, or Miles? Or when we get to see Miles.G in the trailer?

And with each new poster, or trailer, we're given clues. The theorizes develop more. And the plot thickens.

It's all natural.

So I can understand the fear. Only getting one or two new posts when you visit the Hobie tag can be a bummer. But it's natural and it's GOOD.

Y'all, we need to conserve our energy. We are in the liminal phase. And they never last long.

With the news of the voice actors back in the studio, and a cliff-hanger like we have - I can assure you, it's only a matter of time before we begin to see the theories, the trailer breakdowns, the people guessing what Miguel might do, or exactly how much tech Hobie is hiding.

And when that time comes we need to be READY. I can already feel it on the horizon.

I really wonder what they'll do with all that left over Hobie concept art.

Plus with explosion of Hobie approval, I wonder if they'll add him in even more. Hobie fan-service anyone?

Hmmm...

But chill y'all, we're on the right track -

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If you read this far, as always THANK YOU SO MUCH!! And as a token of my appreciation, I hand you this Hobie. Hold him gently please

Bye 💗

#no proofread ever ever EVER #spiderman #atsv #spider man #marvel #across the spiderverse #hobie brown #spider punk #spiderpunk #Miles morales #miguel o'hara #miguel ohara #peter parker

[elmhat]

on entering the secret club of dreblr

I wasn't sure how to say it yesterday, because I didn't really know how deeply into dreblr the people I was addressing already were, but here's the basics for anyone new here:

There is no secret club of dreblr! I lied! There's no authority you need to ask to participate and there's no password you need to learn. It's genuinely just a tag on tumblr. We love new people!

Literally all you have to do to get noticed is interact with the community. This can be by posting to the #dreblr tag, but it can also be by leaving nice tags on things you reblog, sending asks to people you find interesting, or probably a whole bunch of other things I'm forgetting about.

The only "unspoken rule" (I guess?) is that we all view c!Dream in a similar way: as someone who is NOT irredeemably and unambiguously evil.

so why use #dreblr and not #c!dream?

As the old legend goes, dreblr was created as a space for c!Dream fans who don't view him the same way as most traditional dsmp fans do. Certain things are very important to us to acknowledge, the most important of which being c!Dream's humanity. This post by vault explains it in more detail.

This would also be a good time to mention that #dreblr is for posts related to c!Dream specifically. For posts about the content creator Dream, you're probably looking for #dreamblr or #dtblr. If you can't remember which one is which, it might be a good idea to look through the tags to see what kinds of things other people are posting there.

Anyway, please feel free to join in! We really don't gatekeep (unless of course your opinions are wildly incompatible with the ones above). And you can make whatever kinds of posts you like: art, fics, essays, general incoherent thoughts, shitposts, you name it. Welcome to the ultra super top secret club.

P.S. I wanted to make this post quickly and there's definitely some stuff I'm forgetting, so feel free to add to this.

#dreblr #random elm thoughts

[tapakah0]

Okay... a little serious talk (nervous, don't like such a topics but I won't go anywhere if won't bring it up)

In the next month college will start again, that means I'll have... much more less free time... or I'll be staying up all nights (And I will, because I want to create, but my health doesn't like it at all *chuckle*)

I don't work, all my day I literally draw (and if I have an opportunity to freely draw while I can, I will), but sometimes I still have to take commissions because... I don't like to ask for something and feel uncomfortable if it's something that I didn't earn myself, I have something that I need and sadly it isn't made out of grass *giggle*

The point is, I'm 100% I will be working on "Agnes" animatic in my free time, aaaand I can make some kind of monthly subscription (on boosty, sorry if it is unusual for you, but it's the only option for me) where I can send all wips, scream about what I want to show or add, I'm pretty sure I will be working on more than 1 animatic simultaneously and will be screaming about it too (that means I will stop shitposting and throwing wips every few minutes on tumblr and then delete to develop your paranoia XDDD (And Cass won't see anything, two rabbits with one stone), pretty sure you can ask me some questions here and I will try to answer, I was thinking about streaming process of animation but not sure that it will be interesting (it will be quiet)

In the end, of course, I will be publishing everything! I always do, I don't keep anything for myself *giggle* It's just, I think if there's any point for it if there won't be anyone. In that case I will continue taking commissions anyway and keep animating, just in slower pace~

I will delete it later if it's a useless idea

#very nervous #when I say that I hate such topics I mean it #I just want to have 24/7 free time and have no need and don't feel strange to bring up such topics #I really feel very strange as if I'm asking to buy me a villa in Maiami and give me 3 more spare lives

[catboybiologist]

Okay maybe it's time to make an actual designated pinned post

Edit: hiya! A new pinned post will come, but quick note that I am starting my transition MtF now. This pinned post, and all the pictures in it, predate that, however. General guide is that I'm referring to pre transition me as a femboy, and will be referring to myself as a trans woman to moment I start HRT. But I'm leaving this old pinned post up for now.

Hi! I'm CatboyBiologist. I'm a grad student in Molecular Biology with a passion for the ocean, nature, Fromsoft games, national parks, and weird tech stuff. I tastefully hornypost about men, women, and all others (so be warned), post spicy hot memes (fuck you I'm the funniest mfer alive), type out long rambles about science and nature, and play Fromsoft games. PLEASE send me cute pictures of your pets.

Oh yeah, I'm also a cis man who does this sometimes:

I also make shitposts out of myself sometimes

I've also made a couple guides on how to replicate these kinds of looks.

General overview of femboy stuff:

How I create cleavage looks from a relatively flat chest:

If you want a somewhat more realistic idea of what my figure looks like:

The best way to specifically see those posts and filter out everything else is probably to use the femboy tag on my profile.

Pronouns? Uuuuuhhhhhhhhh, idk dude just use whatever. It's far more gratifying to me to throw a look out there and see what people wanna use for it than to declare my pronouns. If that doesn't make sense to you, they/them or he/him is cool.

Asks and DMs are always open for science talk, cute animal pictures, casual non creepy flirting, or whatever else... With the SOLE exception of these two questions that I get WAY too often and will give final answers to here:

"Are you a biologist who studies catboys or a biologist that just happens to be a Catboy?"

Both. Do humans not study human biology?

(also I'm actually studying bio irl)

"why is it not catboyologist, hmmm? I am very clever"

To give a serious answer to a joking question I get way too much: This online persona (or whatever you want to call it) is about balancing and integrating two large parts of my personality: my career in and passion for biology, and my queerness and gender nonconformity. I wanted both of those parts to be clear, in a cute and fun username. Basically, "catboyologist" only has the same effect as my actual username if you already know my actual username- you can't interpret the "biologist" part from "catboyologist".

Plus, "catboyologist" has too many consecutive wide vowels. CatboyBiologist breaks it up so it sounds punchier.

Oh yeah and apparently I was a 196 microcelebrity? I never to thought I was popular enough for that but apparently some people do 🤷‍♀️. So uh, hi 196 tag, I'm abusing you for my pinned post LOL

I'll also abuse other tags I use somewhat frequently, so hi y'all

#196 #r196 #r/196 #femboy #/r/196 #rule #cross dressing #catboy #cute crossdreser #biology #oceanposting

[tare-anime]

Bowel discomfort has become one of the longest running gag in SxF

And it has been used as one effective excuses everywhere.

Twilight has been doing it first (iirc)

And of course as a kid who copy her parents, Anya has learned about the efficiency of the excuse and has said it

Damian also has used it in such a dire situation

Even a veteran class assassin such as McMahon also has use the same tactic

And for those who has watch the movie Code White, Endo himself has created an OC to be played out by the anime team, and at the most beautiful animation scene at the movie nonetheless (a bit too long for my taste but still hillarious).

Behold, the God of Poop himself

(Credit to @yumeka-sxf for her post here)

So we get it. It's a common thing in SxF.

But, please Endo..... for the love of heaven, DO NOT make Yor spit out ANY of these kind of jokes or excuse or whatever. Nope. No. Just no.

Please, Endo. I'm begging you.

This is shitpost.

But also in serious note please don't let Yor ever said it. Please.....

#spy x family #anya forger #loid forger #yor forger #matthew mcmahon #damian desmond #sxf code white #sxf movie #code white #spy x family code white #sxf manga #sxf manga spoilers #shit post #sxf opinion #kinda

[angelsdean]

a lot of issues in the fandom stem from the fact that there are various different types of fans and viewers here. and we're all lumped together into this space and we cross paths but many of us are not doing the same things or engaging with the show and characters in the same way.

you have the people who do serious meta and analysis, who delve into canon and do frequent rewatches and are really familiar with the source material. then you have your more casual viewers, people who haven't rewatched much and their recollection is hazy. they forget details, fill things in with fanon. then there's the spn fandom-fandom people, people who aren't all that interested in the show, maybe haven't even seen it, they're just here for the fandom. maybe they read fics, but most of their knowledge of the characters comes secondhand. then there's people who don't even really LIKE the show (some of them are fandom-fandom people), who are just here for shitposts. some flavors of these fans also come with weird parasocial actor-hate that then bleeds into their perceptions of the characters. and of course then you have the different x-girl factions, the rabid deancrits who can't stand that most of the general audience and fans love dean. all these people, all in one place, all making posts abt the same show but coming from wildly different ways of experiencing the show and these characters.

so then you end up with people in headcanon land coming onto posts from the analyzing-canon people and arguing abt stuff that is Real To Them bc they're experiencing the show in a different way, maybe not even watching it. and they feel righteous that their headcanon / interpretation is correct, but the canon analysis people are gonna go "wtf is this nonsense? that never happened! those claims are unsupported. i'm not incorporating this headcanon into my beliefs about this character." and headcanon people get mad bc they're so married to this idea of the character they've created in their minds. and then we all go round and round arguing abt it.

like, people need to accept that their headcanon may not be shared by others. your interpretation is not my interpretation, especially if you made it up! i'm under no obligation to believe that.

people can play in their sandbox forever, headcanon what they like, but there's a real problem with some people going onto other people's posts / inboxes (usually when someone is discussing canon) to argue their headcanon, often in a negative way. and then these same people get mad when the person they went to with their argument responds negatively. and then there are some people who take things too far, who send threats and harassment to others for simply having a different opinion abt fictional characters. that's not a normal response to have. yet somehow it's the people responding to the hate / negativity they get that are called "bullies."

anyways, people need to accept that others are not living in their head, sharing their headcanons and we're all experiencing this show differently. some posts aren't for everyone. sometimes you can just scroll away when you disagree with something instead of making an addition or being negative abt the post in the tags. we're all here to have fun, at the end of the day.

#vic.txt #fandom