#Incorrect Club Penguin quotes

[incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes]

Ysanne Isard: I poisoned one of our glasses. Ysanne Isard: But I forgot which one. Emperor Palpatine: The way this dinner is going I hope it's mine

#ysanne isard #emperor palpatine #star wars #star wars legends #incorrect star wars quotes #original: club penguin

[incorrect-hololive]

Officer Subaru: 110, what’s your emergency?

Officer Subaru: What do you mean, you’re being murdered?

Officer Subaru: That’s illegal! People can’t do that!

#source: club penguin #incorrect quotes #hololive #hololive jp #oozora subaru #submission

[another-fckn-incorrect-svt-blog]

[GoSe]

Junhui: *as a police officer* 112, what's your emergency?

Junhui: What do you mean you're being murdered?

Junhui: That's illegal, people can't do that!

#incorrect svt #incorrect svt quotes #incorrect seventeen quotes #incorrect kpop quotes #incorrect seventeen #junhui #source: club penguin

[worlds-4th-best-dad]

Minene: I could kill you right now. Minene: No one would hear you scream. Minene: I could go back and pretend to be you. Natsuko, mortified: ...

#the last things natsuko heard before she got killed #incorrect quotes #incorrect mirai nikki quotes #incorrect future diary quotes #mirai nikki #future diary #minene uryuu #natsuko ooshima #source: club penguin ruined

[cp-incorrect]

Aunt Arctic: Hello, people who do not live here.

Jet Pack Guy: Yo.

PH: G'day.

Gary: Hello.

Dot: Hi.

Aunt Arctic: I gave you the key for emergencies!

Rookie: We were out of Doritos.

#club penguin #club penguin incorrect quotes #source: friends #aunt arctic #jet pack guy #puffle handler #gary the gadget guy #dot the disguise gal #rookie

[incorrect-digital-circus-quotes]

Kinger, standing in front of a cash register: June 11th

Kinger: today I realized this is not a typewriter

#digital circus #funny #meme #incorrect quotes #club penguin

[jayzzu]

Rookie: just undiagnosed myself with stupid. i know everything now

#rookie club penguin #club penguin #incorrect quotes #rookie

[incorrect-revue-starlight]

Michiru, in a strawberry costume: What do you call a sad strawberry? Michiru: A blueberry!! Yachiyo: jesus christ these jokes fucking suck Michiru: Listen up you huge sack of shit, Michiru: You're being berry rude.

#revue starlight #revue starlight relive #michiru otori #yachiyo tsuruhime #incorrect quote #incorrect revue starlight #source: club penguin

[moopermoment]

Do you mind drawing Herbert?

#1 villain and #1 henchmen

#meepo art #meepo answers #club penguin #herbert p bear #klutzy the crab #wanted to get something drawn before i focus on art fight entirely so sorry if this one was a bit of a rush job #i couldn't think of a herbert thing for herbert to do so... herbert incorrect quote lol

[incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes]

Corran Horn: 911 what's your emergency? Corran Horn: What do you mean you're being murdered? Corran Horn: That's illegal people can't do that

#corran horn #star wars #star wars legends #incorrect star wars quotes #original: club penguin

[incorrectrockyandshockyquotes]

Ansalong, in a strawberry costume: What do you call a sad strawberry?

Ansalong: A blueberry!!!

Bert: Jesus Christ these jokes fucking suck

Ansalong: Listen up, you huge sack of shit

Ansalong: You're being berry rude

#shock treatment #incorrect quotes #incorrect shock treatment quotes #nurse ansalong #source: club penguin #bert schnick

[glitch-pep]

Take these random incorrect quotes with Dash and Five. :'D 🖤💙❤️

Dash: I was arrested for being too cool.

Five: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

Dash: Must be hard not being able to laugh.

Five: I do have a sense of humor you know.

Dash: I've never heard you laugh before.

Five: I've never heard you say anything funny.

Dash: I can explain.

Five: Can you?

Dash: ...If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

Dash: Don’t worry, I have a permit.

Five: This says “I can do whatever I want.”

Dash: Exactly.

Dash: I poisoned one of our glasses...

Dash: ...but I forgot which one.

Five: The way this is going I hope it's mine.

Divider credit: angels-aesthetic

#source: incorrect quotes generator #club penguin #club penguin oc #my oc #my oc's #my ocs #dash #five #funny #incorrect quote #incorrect quotes

[worlds-4th-best-dad]

Kosaka: On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you tonight? ;) Tsubaki, entering her cage: North Korea.

#damn sheʼd rather be imprisoned than date him #i donʼt blame her #incorrect quotes #incorrect mirai nikki quotes #incorrect future diary quotes #mirai nikki #future diary #ouji kosaka #tsubaki kasugano #source: club penguin ruined

[cp-incorrect]

Kidnapper: I have your nephew. Aunt Arctic: I don't have a nephew. Kidnapper: Then who is reassuring his rubber duck that they will get out of this? Aunt Arctic: Oh my god, you have Rookie.

#club penguin #club penguin incorrect quotes #source: meme #aunt arctic #rookie

[incorrect-digital-circus-quotes]

Caine: I poisoned one of our drinks

Caine: but I forgot which one

Jax: The way this is going I hope it's mine

#incorrect quotes #digital circus #meme #funny #club penguin

[blackbirdi]

Marauders Incorrect Quotes #1

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Lily: You piss me off so much.

James: *For once in his life not flirting with Lily* I literally just said hello.

Lily: Yet here I am; boiling with rage.

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Peter: I need advice.

James: Love advice? I’m experienced in everything.

Sirius:

Sirius: Says the virgin.

Peter: *Wheezing*

James: *Look of betrayal*

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James: *Screams*

Sirius: *Screams louder to establish dominance*

Peter: *Concerned* Should we stop them?

Remus: *Shaking his head* No. I want to see who wins.

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Sirius: We’ve come to offer you friendly advice.

Remus: I don’t want your guys’ friendly advice.

James: Fine, it’s unfriendly advice, but you are going to listen to us.

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Dumbledore: *During an Order meeting* We’re going to make some major changes to the Order this year.

Sirius: *Raises his head*

Dumbledore: *Without a single glance over* Yes, your Club Penguin memberships will remain active.

Sirius: *Slowly lowers his hand*

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Sirius: What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way? Like, I’m horny for Christmas, but I don’t wanna fuck a Christmas tree, ya know?

James:

Remus:

Peter:

Sirius:

Remus: DO YOU MEAN ‘EXCITED’!?

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Sirius: Oooo, I got a package from my parents!

Peter: What is it?

Sirius: Well, it seems pretty heavy! So it must be their disappointment in me!

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Sirius: Me and James are best friends! Last year we even shared a toothbrush!”

James: *Obviously disgusted* I was not aware of that…

Sirius: We did!

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James: Damn. I fucked up again.

Remus: He said with surprise in his voice.

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McGonagall: What do you call breaking school rules?

Sirius: A hobby.

McGonagall:

Sirius:

James:

Remus:

Peter:

James: …That we do not engage in.

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James: Sirius and I are very responsible.

Remus: You two tried juggling candles and set the common room couch on fire!

Sirius: … And we take full responsibility for that.

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