#Kenny x perv reader

[that-kid-fromtheplayground]

💫𝕂𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕪 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕒 𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕝𝕖𝕤𝕓𝕚𝕒𝕟 𝕗𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕕💫 (these are platonic Hcs)

💫It’s just so fucking hilarous the way you two met.

💫You were just walking by at the park and sat in a bank without looking over your phone.

💫You didn’t even notice that there was a boy wearing an orange parka practically next to you!

💫Well- that was only before you heard a muffled word that sounded just too much like “bobs!”

💫You snaped your head from your phone and caught sight a girl about 2 or 3 years older than you, she was just so fuckin’ hot big titties included.

💫She was at about 10 meters from your bench so you stared at her chest barely covered with a black tank top with no shame.

💫Or that was until you remembered that you heard someone saying bobs before, so you turned your head left to face a boy your age covered in a (kind of dirty) orange parka staring at the same girl as you.

💫He was fast to feel your stare and turned to you, confusion visible in his eyes.

💫“What? She’s got big bobs! I have the right to stare!” was what the boy said, although you heard it very muffled and even you wondered how tf did you understand him.

💫“And I too!” you replied to him frowning a bit.

💫Soon the two of you were caught up in a very intense stare contest, but a girls voice caught you both atention.

💫“Aw! You two are so cute!” Said the voice, wich turned to be the girl you were both staring at before, she kneeled down a bit to pinch your nose and to pat the boy’s head.

💫You swore you could feel the grin that formed in the boy’s lips.

💫You gave the girl your most angelical and inocent smile while you opened your arms and muttered faking shyness “hug...?” 

💫The girl screamed in awe at your "shynnes” and she gave you a big bear hug.

💫You grinned widely when your barely developed chest made contact with her overly big boobs and you could feel how the boy’s grin spread wider in his face.

💫“You two are so cute! but I have to go now, a friend of mine is waiting for me!” She smiled a little sad at the thought of leaving such “inocent creatures” alone again in that bench but she waved goodbye and ran to her friend, who was a girl her age.

💫When the girl was out of sight, the boy took his parka of so you could hear him properly and you were no surprised when you saw that he was still wearing his cocky grin.

💫“Ya like bobbies, don’t ya?” He asked while tilting his face to the side still wearing that cocky grin of his.

💫“Yeah, I mean- They’re just so sexy!” You giggled excitedly while you clumsy covered your face with your hands because of the though of that part of the female anatomy.

💫The now revealed blonde smiled even wider if that was possible and he held out his hand for you to take, thing you surely did

💫 “I’m Kenny McCormick” he introduced himself 

💫“Nice to met ya Kenny!” you smiled while slightly shaking his hand.

💫 And... what’s your name Perverted Fellow Lesbian?” he asked while laughing a little, you couldn’t help but laugh too at the nickname he just gave you.

💫“The name’s (y/n)” you answered with a confident grin.

💫“I know a good place where we can see chiks like her... naked” he whispered the last part, a perveted grin made his way into your lips and a faint red made appearence in your cheeks at the thought.

💫“WELL, ¿WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR? :D” you exclaimed with a kinda exagerated smile and with a now dark red in your cheeks while resting your hands on your hips.

💫“Come on, follow me!” he laughed while taking your hand and guiding you to a kinda hiden local in the middle of the town covered in neon lights.

💫As a name, the local had “Striper club”

💫Kenny laughed at how your eyes lit up with a lustful shine in them.

💫“No way we’re getting in, were minors-” You exclaimed with a frown, your eyes never leaving one of the windows wich lead to a pole where a hella hot teenage girl was “dancing”

💫“oh... I wonder where this V.I.P pass that’s obviously not mine appeared from?” he said with sarcasm holding a plastic card with the V.I.P title in gold colour.

💫The two of you grined in a very perverted way while you looked at the card and then at the local in front of you.

#Kenny #Kenny McCormick #Kenneth McCormick #South Park #South Park x reader #Kenny x reader #Kenny McCormick x reader #Kenneth McCormick x reader #lesbian reader #female #female reader #perverted reader #Kenny x perverted reader #Kenny x perv reader #perv reader #perv lesbian #Perverted lesbian

[mixedupmelody]

developed

notes: written as a request from here!

contains: kenny mccormick x female reader, craig tucker x female reader, clyde donovan x female reader

characters: kenny, craig, clyde

warnings: suggestive theming, brief nsfw on kenny's part bc he's a pervert, in depth description of the reader having a large chest/thick thighs, aged up characters

. ☁️ .

your teachers saw you as nothing but trouble. it'd be impossible for you to have any other reputation— being held back twice doesn't look great, no matter how good you were for the school's sports teams. not only that, but you were a distraction to the other sophmores in your class!

꒰ kenny. ꒱

kenny had seen you around school.

and when i say he's seen you, i mean he's taken many good, long looks of you. ever since the start of the year, when he met you in his P.E. class.

he's such a perv. he'll sit on the sidelines, watching your boobs as you run

he stares at you. a lot

he gets hot under his parka, wanting nothing more than to run his hands over your thick thighs

he makes comments and jokes to his friends about your body whenever the conversation arises

and god, he loves watching you stretch during warmups.

you could ask him to do literally anything and he'll nod his head dumbly because he's too focused on your body

꒰ craig. ꒱

another starer! but he isn't really staring at your body, more so just. doing a good look because you look very different from the other girls in his class

he accidentally memorized everything about your appearance since he's stared at you for so long. you've caught him a few times, but couldn't tell what he's thinking with that blank face of his

he bumped into you once in the hallways, accidentally pressing against your body and that gave him the exposure therapy to talk to you that the other boys didn't get

you don't intimidate him as much as you do the other guys.

you could maybe get a reaction out of him if you wore something form fitting to school. maybe. if in being real, his eyes might widen a little as he stares down your curves, but that's about it

he has probably made a comment to your face about your ass. just. out of nowhere. he hopes you appreciate his bluntness.

꒰ clyde. ꒱

clyde can't help but feel bad for how the guys treat you

he thinks you're gorgeous, and shouldn't have to deal with all the comments made about your body! he speaks on your behalf when he hears anyone talk about how they'd want to get with you

this doesn't keep him from checking you out

he feels horrible about it, but he can't help it! his eyes are just drawn to you

if he ever gets a surge of confidence he might try and flirt with you, but your confidence and aggressive nature freaks him out a little

he tends to enjoy the view from afar

#kenny x reader #kenny mccormick x reader #craig x reader #craig tucker x reader #clyde x reader #clyde donovan x reader #south park x y/n #south park x you #south park x reader headcanons #south park x reader #south park x

[kenny-the-ken]

perv mysterion x perv fem reader? i’m in need for some juicy stuff like this with kenny

Superhuman Lovers

ALL AGED UP CHARACTERS!!! NSFW content and strong language!! I'm so sorry for lack of content last night guys, I promise I'll try and get some more stuff out today 🥰

The night air was cold, and you could feel the goosebumps on your skin, a shiver down your spine. Either something bad was going to happen, or you seriously needed to put more clothes on.

That was when you heard a light thud from behind you, turning to see what had made such a noise, especially on top of a roof in the early hours of the morning.

That's when you saw him, Mysterion. You had been involved with Professor Chaos and were the only female in his team, but you had an upper hand, no guy would want to hurt a woman, so you found yourself rarely injured in battle.

Before you could open your mouth to talk, you felt a hand wrapping around your throat, pushing you backwards to the ground, a weight now sat on top of you.

"We need to stop meeting like this, baby." Mysterion spoke, a smirk planted firmly on his face. You knew his identity, the only person who ever chatted you up like that was Kenny, and although you were on opposing teams, you couldn't help but let your mind wander.

Kenny was good looking, and he knew it. And deep down, he had been suppressing feelings for you for what had felt like forever, but you were sworn enemies, and what kind of hero would he be if he slept with the enemy!

"You found me, Mysterion. What's wrong, your underpants getting too tight around me?" You flirted, you and Kenny were friends, and extremely similar in a lot of ways, including having a dirty mind. You could both work each other up to no end, but had never been alone long enough to test the waters fully.

"And so what if they were? I bet you'd like that, wouldn't you?" Mysterion spoke, your faces mere inches from each other, you flashed him a grin, before speaking again.

"I wouldn't mind it. Besides, it looks like you're the one getting flustered under that mask." You retorted, making Mysterion scoff to himself.

"Me, get flustered by Chaos scum like you, I think you're just dreaming again, pretty." Kenny spoke, his teeth catching his lower lip.

"And who said I was interested in someone from Freedom Pals, as if I'd betray Professor Chaos like that." You replied and Kenny's eyes were dark, cunning. You knew he was up to something.

"One night with me, baby and you'd be begging us to let your ass join." Kenny spoke, having you still pinned to the ground, his eyes scanning you up and down, lifting his knee to between your legs, pressing against you, a smirk on his face, as he let your arms go, bringing his face closer, so he whispered into your ear.

"By the time I'm done with you this whole part of town will know who you're loyal to, I'll make you scream my name." Kenny whispered into your ear, and you could feel your panties begin to dampen, your cheeks flush beneath your costume, and your breath hitched as Kenny attached his mouth to your neck, biting down and sucking your sweet spot, a light gasp leaving your parted lips.

"And what make you think I want you, Mysterion?" You spoke, the skirt of your costume high up your thighs, thanks to Kenny's leg, and your top pulled down a bit more than usual, showing off some cleavage, as if you knew he was coming for you tonight.

Kenny's knee pressed harder against you, a smirk on his face and a low, breathy chuckle emanating from him, his lips still against your neck and working their way down your chest, closer and closer to your breasts.

"I think your reactions are telling me otherwise, or are you just a slut like this for anyone, hm?" Kenny pressed further.

"And how eager you are tells me you're just as worked up as I am, Mysterion. Don't try and be coy." And just as those words had left your mouth, Kenny replied.

"We never speak of this to anyone." Kenny warned, before pressing his lips to yours, and you kissed him back. This was wrong, you two were supposed to be rivals, sworn enemies, yet here you both were, melting against each others touches, like a modern day Romeo and Juliet.

Kenny kept you pinned beneath him, enjoying his control over you, he couldn't roam his hands quick enough, he wanted to feel every little bit of your body, ravish you like he'd wanted to for a long time, and finally he was getting his way, and he would make sure this was a night neither of you could ever forget.

The kiss was passionate, both of your tongues fighting for dominance, and you finally gave in to the man above you, allowing yourself to submit to him.

"M-Mysterion." You breathed as the kiss began broken, both of you gasping for air, and Kenny knew you were under his spell, pressing kisses down your chest, as he slowly began to unclasp your corset, his lips between your breasts already, before his gaze met your own, his piercing blue eyes giving you butterflies in your stomach.

"I've wanted to touch you this way for a long time, y/n. Wearing such a seductive outfit, it's like you did this on purpose, do you know how many times I've touched myself thinking of you?" Kenny spoke, his mouth grazing over your erect nipple, a gasp escaping your swollen lips, and Kenny felt his head spin. He'd wanted this for so long, and by god was he going to enjoy this.

"I've wanted this for a long time too, Kenny. I always knew you had a thing for me." You spoke, a smirk on your face. Kenny had made short work of your corset, and he started taking his own costume off, his blonde, messy hair springing free from the constricting costume he wore.

He was ethereal, the dull orange street lamps creating enough light for you both to see each other clearly, and Kenny's eyes never left you for a second, apart from when he pulled his top over his head, leaving him full undressed apart from his trousers.

That was when you heard it, the shouting of your team mates and Kenny's. A battle had begun, and you both knew you should go and fight for your respective teams, and help your friends, but the enemies embrace clouded your mind, and all you could think of was Mysterion, hovering above you, completely shirtless and sucking hickeys on your breasts.

"Ken, they're fighting." You whispered, and Kenny hummed to himself, pulling away from your breast and leaving a dark purple bruise where his mouth once was.

"Let them fight, I'm busy making the enemy submit to me." Kenny replied, pulling your skirt from your body in one quick motion, leaving you in nothing but your panties, your face flushed.

Mysterion smirked, moving closer to you, taking his own trousers off as he moved closer to you, and you were motionless as you lay where you had been on the roof of the building below you both.

Kenny was such a tease, he was pressing wet kisses up your inner thigh, biting your soft skin and leaving bruises where he saw fit, but you were growing impatient, you wanted him, and you wanted him now!

"Typical Freedom Pal, all talk and no action." You spoke, a smirk on your face, before feeling Kenny's hands grip the waist band of your panties, he didn't just pull them down, in fact he tore them into two pieces and threw them over his shoulder, a smirk on his face.

"That enough action for you, baby?" He questioned, not letting you speak before he licked a long stripe along your pussy, widening your lips with his hands to circle your clit perfectly with his skilful tongue. And you couldn't believe the pleasure already, how wet you really were, and now long you'd been waiting for this to happen.

"K-Kenny." You let out, feeling him smirk against your cunt, he skilfully inserted two fingers into your tight hole, and god you felt electric, your back arched against the cold roof tiles, a long moan leaving your parted lips.

"Feels good to be fucked by the enemy, huh?" Kenny spoke, curling his fingers as he thrust them in and out of you, hitting your g-spot perfectly.

"F-Fuck... need more." You moaned out, eyes screwed shut, legs spread wide and Kenny's fingers buried inside you, teasing you to no end.

"Need more what, baby girl? Use your words." Mysterion spoke, a smirk still planted on his face, his lips coming to meet yours, both of you getting lost within each other, and as Kenny trailed his lips down to your neck, pressing rough kisses, you spoke.

"I-I need you inside me, Kenny. Please?" You begged, your hands tangled in his messy blonde hair, tugging gently on the ends and earning a grunt from Kenny.

It was your turn to tease, pulling his cock free from his boxers, and pumping his erecting shaft a few times, a smirk on your face as you did.

"Oh baby, I'll be inside you soon, but first..." He trailed off, eyes sultry as he stood above you, and you knew what he was alluding to.

"Suck." He ordered, and who were you to argue in such a vulnerable state? His boxers were off completely now, and you balanced on your knees, taking his cock back into your hands, licking a bead of pre cum off his sensitive tip before taking him fully into your mouth, hallowing your cheeks to create suction, and bobbing your head at a steady pace. You gazed up at Kenny, who had one of his hands tangled in your hair, your eyes were dripping with innocence as your picked up your pace slightly, causing low groans and moans escaping his lips.

Kenny liked the fact that you wore your hair up in a pony tail, and he gripped it tightly, tugging your head backwards, his cock slipping out of your mouth, gazing up at him, saliva running down your chin, your eyes watering.

"Look at that, how would Chaos feel, knowing you're sucking the cock off one of his biggest rivals, hmm? But you don't care, you're desperate for me, aren't you?" Kenny spoke, his tone low and his voice husky, and god you needed him more than ever before.

"Get on all fours, I'm gonna fuck you like a slut." Kenny ordered, and you did as you were told, fully submitting to your enemy.

Kenny hummed to himself, eyeing up your ass that was in the air, begging for him to slap it, so he did, several times, earning nothing but strangled moans from you.

And before you had any time to react he slid his cock into your wet cunt, throwing your head back and moaning as he started a fast pace from the start.

"Fuck, M-Mysterion!" You moaned out, which Kenny seemed to like just as much as hearing his own name, slapping your ass again, before gripping your hips with both hands, slamming himself into you deeper.

"God, you're so fuckin' tight for me." Kenny grunted, his chest resting on your back, as he gripped your hair, pulling your face up to his, and you turned to look at him as best as you could.

"I'm gonna cum deep inside you, and then you're mine. You understand?" He whispered, his pace never faltering once, and god you were in heaven. Kenny was big, but he also knew what to do with his dick, and not a lot of guys did.

"Fuck, Ken, I'm getting close already." You moaned out for him, and he delivered another sharp slap to your ass cheek, making you gasp, more moans spilling from your lips.

"Yeah? Gonna cum round my cock?" Kenny groaned, his pace quickening as he neared his own release.

"Cum for me, slut. Let this whole town know who fucked you this good." He spoke, and you couldn't hold it back any longer, you came round his cock, your cunt pulsating round Kenny's length as he kept up his brutal pace.

"Kenny! Fuck, oh my god! Yes yes yes!" You moaned loudly, as Kenny's thrusts started to become sloppy, his eyes shut as he slammed himself deeply into you.

"Fuck, y/n, you're mine, you're fucking mine, shit!" Kenny moaned out as his cock shot ropes of cum deep inside you, both of your moans filling the night sky, and you could no longer hear any fighting from your teammates, not that either of you cared.

Kenny was still inside you, hunched over your back, both your bodies sweaty in the freezing cold, and he slowly got off you, pulling out his cock and smirking to himself as he watched his cum spill out of your used hole.

It took you a while to get your clothes back on, blushing when you realised you had no panties, because Kenny had torn them to shreds.

You turned to look at him, and he was dressed in his costume once more, holding out his arms to embrace you, and you gladly accepted, hugging him back, your head pressed to his chest.

"I've really liked you for a long time, but we're gonna have to keep this quiet, if that's okay with you?" Kenny asked, pressing a gentle kiss to your head, a complete attitude change to what you were used to.

"I'd love that, Ken. I've always liked you." You replied, both of you blushing, before Kenny spoke once more.

"Come on, I'll take you home. Maybe we can go for round 2 at your place?" He flirted, and you shoved his shoulder playfully.

"You should be so lucky, question mark boy." You replied as Kenny lifted you on to his back, a smirk on his face.

"Weren't calling me that five minutes ago."

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[l-pandamatic-l]

New South Park x reader :) Kenny McCormick/Kyle Broflovski x New girl!reader

Just Kenny being a perv and Kyle having some common sense.

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It had only been about a week in South Park, and school had just started in full force. Mr. Garrison's class was a nightmare and you hadn't really been prepared for it. You sighed as you hiked your bag up on your shoulder as you walked down the hallway towards the cafeteria. And then, you heard a muffled voice call for you from down the hallway.

"Hey! Hey, Y/N!"

You turned to see that one kid from class. He was blonde and he had his orange parka zipped up, covering his face a bit. He and his friend with the green hat covering his red hair (Kenny and Kyle you think) were smiling as they both waved at you.

"Oh, hi you guys, what's up?"

Kenny mumbled something, leaving Kyle hitting his arm as you processed the words.

' nice boobs, can I hold those for you? '

Your face turned a bright red as you glanced at Kyle, who was rolling his eyes.

" Don't worry, Y/N. He's always like that. "

You cleared your throat and nodded, grabbing your bag tightly.

"Right, well anyway-" you said, continuing down the hallway "Did you guys do the homework?"

' no but I'd do you-'

"Jesus, Kenny. Stop! This is why we don't talk to any new people-" Kyle continued his raging lecture as he pulled Kenny away from you, leaving you stranded in the middle of the hallway. Confused and somewhat entertained by these strange, new people.

#Kyle Broflovski x reader #Kenny McCormick x reader #south park x reader #sp x reader #southpark fanfiction #southpark blurb

[tonixe]

☆ 𝐊𝐄𝐍𝐍𝐘 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐀 𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑/𝐑𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐑 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑

n.o.t.e.s - This was floating in my head!!

w.a.r.n - Little NSFW, fluff, and dirty thoughts, Kenny being a total perv

p.a.i.r.i.n.g - Kenny x Rapper/Singer!reader

w.c. - 934

☆ Kenny is 18+, so don't try to kick me off.

☆ Reader is also 18+.

Ꮺ SFW Ꮺ

You met Kenny when you were disguised as you were going to a coffee shop in South Park called 'Tweek Bros Coffee' trending on your Instagram page. Due to your concert that was being held there.

He caught your eye, he was an employee working there. He had beautiful golden hair and blue eyes. When he looked at you, it made you blush.

☆ Kenny walked over to your table holding a notepad, "Hey beautiful, what do you want to order?" he asked you holding his notepad and pen.

You blushed immediately at his compliment, "looking down at the menu, your hair covering your cheeks. "I would like a latte and strawberry cheesecake," you said, pushing a strand of hair behind your ear.

"That's a good choice," he gave you a wink, and you turned redder by the second, "T-thank you" you smiled, you swore you saw pink glitter all over your cheeks.

You saw some paparazzi trying to find someone, as they were searching for the celebrity that was rumored to be in the area.

You waited, looking at your phone and scrolling through your Instagram feed.

Soon your food was served by the hottie, which got you blushing. The food was good something that suite your sweet tooth, you were with awe with the food.

Soon your mood was ruined by the paparazzi that ambushed the cafe, you didn't want to get caught in the action of them ruining their mood, as you left your balance on the table in cash and a lovely tip for the hot waiter.

Soon the paparazzi figure out where you were, and you started walking faster away from their stupid questions, "Y/N why were you spotted at this cafe in the south park"

"Did you know that south park is a dangerous area"

"Are you visiting a lover" the paparazzi yelled out trying to get you before you got pulled somewhere, your mouth covered before you can even scream.

"Shh!" your eye came to contact with the person who pulled you into what seem to be a storage unit, "H-how did you know?" you said quietly.

"Your smile" he said.

"O-oh" you murmured, after what happened at the cafe you guys seem to hit off.

Kenny would definitely be a supportive boyfriend for you, he would be backstage cheering for you. He would help you with everything.

Kenny would deliver your lunch stop by your record label, and support you all the way. What would only happen would you cuddling with him and your producer just yelling at you to record your music.

☆ He would be always humming some catchy song that you made from listening to it for so long.

He would be your little photographer, when you want to take a picture Kenny would get on his knee to even to take the perfect picture for you.

The first time you take a picture with Kenny and upload it on your Instagram, the comments exploded with some much drama, and comment about you and Kenny.

Even the paparazzi are making the theory of your relationship with him.

Kenny would put you on a pedestal; he kissed your feet, always treating you like a queen.

Kenny would there for you, especially when you're doing a music video that takes most of your energy.

☆ Kenny is going to be your number 1 fan.

Ꮺ NSFW Ꮺ

Kenny is your number 1 fan and your favorite groupie.

Imagine this, After your concert, you wrapped your arms around his neck, kissing him, as he picked you up, heading to your guy's hotel.

Throwing you onto the bed as he stripped himself and you of your clothing, throwing your head back as you moaned out from him fucking you.

As Kenny glittered your neck with hickeys and love bites.

☆ Imagine getting ready for your show, doing your makeup, touching up your outfit, and feeling nervous about performing for hundreds of people. Hearing Kenny entering the dressing room.

Looking at his reflection in your mirror, "You ready for your show," Kenny said, walking toward you and rubbing your shoulder.

"I'm a bit nervous; there are more people," you murmured, looking down before turning your head to Kenny before he lifted your chin, "Want me to make you feel better" he whispered into your ear.

Nodding at him, soon he was in between your legs, as he held your legs up, going to town on you, your moans filling the dressing room. His tongue fucking you, making eye contact with you, you as he gripped your thighs.

Kenny's saliva drooled down his face, making you feel embarrassed, hiding your face in your hands.

"Don't be shy, Y/N. I want to hear you moan."

Kenny couldn't keep his hands off you, especially when you were wearing a revealing outfit or tight for your concert. He loves it when some of your outfits squeeze your body the right way. But it makes him jealous that he's not the only one who gets to see it.

☆ Imagine Kenny having jealous sex with literally ripping your clothes off and fucking you dumb, random babbles coming from your mouth.

While Kenny is just ramming into you, making your breast bounce from his thrust, you look like a porn star, your body sprawled on the bed, as your sweat glistens on your body.

"Who fucking you, Y/N" Kenny yelled as he plunged into you, his breathing slowly becoming heavy.

"You, Kenny, and only you," you moaned, your tongue lolling out.

"-And only me," he groaned, before painting your walls white.

#kenny mccormick #kenny mccormick x reader #kenny mcormick x reader #sp kenny mccormick #sp kenny #kenny mccornmick x y/n #princess kenny #south park #south park x reader #south park x y/n

[thevestigeofvanillaan]

perv kenny x perv fem reader that sexts with him? kind of like that stan one😭

i love this.

i like the idea of them not knowing eachother like at all too.

like imagine you guys face timing and he tells you what to do..

"stop." he says just as you're about to orgasm and you take your fingers out of yourself, whining curses and kicking your feet.

"please. please, kenny, please let me keep going."

oh and here's this little draft i have..

#vanillaan #kenny south park x reader #kenny mccormick x reader #kenny mccormick smut #kenny south park #kenny mccormick #mysterion x reader #mysterion #south park

[bluebellhairpin]

Tamed.

Kenny Ackerman X Reader

Summary: Working as a bartender you meet a lot of different people. Kenny Ackerman just happens to be one of your regulars. Maybe a friend. Perhaps more.

Warnings: Swearing. Kinda Perv Kenny (but he's a good Uncle so it cancels out ig). Canon Character Death. Reader; drinks alcohol, is called 'sweetheart', refers to themselves as ' the mothering type', otherwise is g/n.

Listening to: 'More Than a Feeling' by Boston - "So many people have come and gone. Their faces fade as the years go by yet I still recall as I wander on, as clear as the sun in the summer sky - it's more than a feeling."

Masterlist || Ko-Fi || Slice of Life Collab

You’d been working at The Lake for two years. They would’ve been quite a pleasant two years working the local watering hole, if not for your own personal demon leering over your shoulder most nights. 

Kenny Ackerman. 

It wasn’t that he was an awful guy. His more sleazy words and looks were only ever that, words and looks. He dared never lay such sleazy hands on anyone - which was half the reason he had never been kicked out. It was mostly due to his endearing quality of how quick he was to throw hands with other patrons - the rowdy ones who deserved to be thrown out to begin with - and he almost loved doing the honours of telling people not to come back too much. 

Either way, he was more annoying than anything else. Plain old annoying. 

Kenny was so closed off that - even after two years of shifts that ended at 1AM where you stumbled out from exhaustion after closing, and he stumbled out beside you from one too many beers - you couldn’t even say you knew his favourite colour. But… 

You did know he rode a Harley Davidson which roared into the parking lot almost every night you worked. He’d tempted you with a ride home on it multiple times, and you’d yet to agree - and as much as you itched to take him up on the offer, the unspoken cat and mouse game you’d started wasn’t going to be ended by you. 

You knew he had a tattoo that stretched over the back of his shoulders - thanks to a New Year's bet that he wouldn’t completely strip and jump off the jetty into the lake (the one the bar was named after). He won over a hundred dollars that night, and promptly shouted everyone their next drink. The tattoo read ‘Ripper’ in big gothic block letters. Not that you remembered on purpose - anyone would remember a tattoo like that, you told yourself. 

You knew he had a sister - he didn’t talk about her much, but he brought a woman in with him once and told you “not to worry your pretty head” about it. She was a pretty little thing, with dark hair and eyes that matched his. She had a manner to her that spoke of a kind soul with thick skin. You liked her, but you’d yet to see her again. 

And you knew he was one of the only patrons of The Lake who could pull off a greasy mullet. Or sing Redgum karaoke while barely being able to stand and still make it sound good. Hell, that somehow made it sound more real, the guy had you almost pouring a martini through tears. 

You had guessed that tonight would be just like any other. 

It wasn’t. 

Thursday’s were about as uninhabited as The Lake got. On a night so humid, and with no reason to get out of the house, no one was around. A storm was smelt in the air, one evening spent at home wasn’t a worry for anyone, if only to save themselves from being caught in the rain. 

Hearing Kenny’s bike rumble into his usual spot was no difficult feat on a night so quiet. You’d just finished fishing out a new box of beer bottles for a fridge behind the bar that was lacking when he walked in. What had you stopping mid-step with your mouth open wide enough to catch flies was who he had with him. 

“Whose fucking kid is that Kenny?” 

Nothing but the sound of The Rolling Stones answered your question. “I could not foresee this thing happening to you.” The jukebox sang. 

Yet the state of the child whose bicep was in a vice grip between Kenny’s fingers only raised even more questions. His face wall sunken in, and eyes blown wide as if taking in the world for the first time. He looked awful. 

Kenny walked over to the bar, dragging the poor boy beside him and pulling him up onto a bar stool before sliding onto one himself. You sat the box down on the floor, looking at Kenny expectantly.

“What food you got?” 

“Depends what you’re looking for.” Kenny looked down at the boy, pointing vaguely. 

“Hasn't eaten in,” they both shared a quiet look, “A while.” 

“M’kay.” You ducked into the back room, telling your chef/manager/accountant/boss that an actual meal was needed tonight, then returned with a pre-made peanut bowl. You slid it down in front of the kid, turning again behind the bar to make up a glass of water and passing it to him also. 

Then you turned to Kenny. 

“I know you don’t like telling people stuff, but for that kid’s sake I’m gonna have to ask you what you’re doing with him.” You said, eyeing the boy as he plunged his hand into the bowl of peanuts. “You don’t really give off ‘dad’ vibes, deadbeat or otherwise, and I really hope you didn’t kidnap him.” He just scoffed. 

“Can I get a whiskey.” he said, looking up at you, “Or are you just good for not minding your business and looking pretty?” 

“I’m trying to make sure you’re not doing bad guy shit. I can let the lewd comments slide, but if you’re doing stuff with a kid you’re not supposed to I’m gonna call the cops.” you said, “No need to be rude about it.” 

You turned to grab the top shelf whiskey as he lifted a hand to push back his hair. He sighed deeply and hunched over as you placed a glass in front of him. 

“He’s my sister’s.” Kenny admitted quietly. “She’s… Died. I’ve got him for tonight. At least.” His words sent a cold but quick shock down your spine. “One step better than government housing or wherever.” You recovered quickly even though his openness had left you grasping at straws for what to say next. It wasn’t like him to give away so much information. 

“I’m sorry.” you’d said, resting your hands on your workbench, then after a few long moments added, “What’s his name?” 

“Levi.” 

The boy lifted his eyes at the sound of his name, but otherwise didn’t move from his now highly converted bowl of nuts. From the way his hands cradled the bowl, it didn’t look like he’d be sharing them anytime soon. You looked at him, properly, and saw nothing but how sad he must be feeling. 

You didn’t know Kenny well, but you knew him. Enough to know that he was not someone friendly enough for some kid who just lost his mum - whether he was their uncle or not. But could you do about it? You weren’t exactly the mothering type either. 

Thunder cracked in the not-too-far distance as you poured the boy another glass of water.

You hadn’t seen Kenny for a week. 

That was unusual mostly because the longest he’d gone without frequenting your bar was about three days. If you’d known his address, you would’ve visited just to make sure he hadn’t died while looking after his nephew. 

When he finally showed up, you almost didn’t notice him. If it wasn’t for him tapping the bar - a way of asking for a whiskey on the rocks that only he used - he would’ve completely flown under your radar on that busy Saturday night. 

“And where’ve you been?” you’d asked during a moment's calm while the other bartender poured drinks. 

He looked up at you, slighting his hat up with a pointed finger so he could meet your eyes. He had been so quiet - and he looked so tired. It was no wonder you barely noticed him when he was so out of character. 

“What, missed me didcha?” But the snark didn’t reach his eyes. 

“Where’s the kid?” 

“At home.” he mumbled into his glass, tipping it up and drinking half in one go. When he met your eyes again you raised an eyebrow. “Not alone - I’m not that stupid sweetheart.” 

“I’m five minutes from the end of my shift. Buy me a drink.” 

“No thanks.” He scoffed at you. 

“That wasn’t a question.” You said, starting to turn away, “Kahlua with vodka, thanks.” 

Going back to work, you kept an eye on him. Watching as he downed the rest of his drink in (again) one go. He got the attention of the other bartender, ordering another whiskey, and a kahlua with vodka. 

When you returned to the front of the bar after ditching your apron, you found Kenny sitting with his back towards you at a table near a window, with both drinks before him. 

“Didn’t think you’d actually listen to me asking for a drink.” you said, patting his shoulder as you came around to sit at the seat across. He smiled a little - but it was nothing like the wide wolfish grins you normally saw. 

“You weren’t askin’, remember?” 

“You didn’t have to listen.” you said, sipping on your drink and taking a proper moment to look him over. “You look horrible by the way.” 

“Jesus, thanks sweetheart.” he said into his glass - but took a much smaller mouthful of his drink compared to before, “You know how to make an old man’s night.” 

“The kid’s been putting you through the ringer, huh?” His eyes met yours and you saw his shoulders slump - barely. 

“That obvious?” he asked. When you nodded he sighed, slumping back in his seat with his hands ruling over his face and into his hair under his hat - his gangly legs stretched so far under the table that they slid between yours. “He’s a downright brat. It’s ridiculous. Karma has it out for me, I can see it now.” 

“It surely isn’t that bad, you might just need to get used to it - it’s barely been a week -” 

“I found him standing behind me in the kitchen holding a bread knife.” Kenny said, leaning forward on his elbows to whisper. “I think he wants to kill me.” 

“He wouldn’t be the first.” you said, taking your turn to speak into your glass while you drank. 

“I’m serious.”

“So am I.” you scoffed, setting the glass down again, “But after two years, I think I don’t want that so much - just give him time.” 

“You seriously trying to persuade me that an eight year old who hates me doesn’t want me dead?” 

“‘You seriously trying to persuade me that an eight year old who hates me does want you dead’? Listen to yourself Kenny.” You said, mocking him, but making him think seriously at once. “He’s lost his mum, you’re not so cold to think a boy would want to lose another relative again so quickly.” 

You felt his legs shift between yours - they pulled away, but not enough. You could still feel the warmth of his calf press against yours. “Anyways, with how you wave your pocket knife around so - he might’ve just been trying to copy you.” 

“Right,” he said, lifting his glass to his lips and casting a long glance out the window. “Kids do that, don’t they?” The conversation entered a lull as you both took turns sipping your drinks and staring at the lake lapping at the jetty. A comfortable silence if you ever knew one. 

The air around you changed as the jukebox started a familiar riff of AC/DC. “She was a fast machine, she kept her motor clean. She was the best damn woman that I ever seen.” 

Kenny looked at you, downed his drink, then spoke. 

“Wanna take me up on that ride tonight?” he asked. You broke out in a grin. 

It was still warm outside, and the gravel car park crunched under your feet as Kenny led you to his bike. 

There was a thrill sitting hot and heavy in your gut. The fact you had said yes to Kenny to a ride home - perhaps more. Did you want more? He was attractive, in an older man sort of way, and despite all the gross things he could say sometimes he was still a nice enough guy.

Heaven knows you could both use a chance to get laid.  

“I was starting to wonder how much longer I had to work on you before you finally said yes.” he said, breaking away from your slide to throw a leg over the seat with a grin. His hand outstretched to offer help to get on behind him. “Lucky for you, I'm a patient man.” 

As you slid your hand into his, you climbed on - soon finding that in order to be comfortable you needed to be pressed quite close to his back. But you were feeling like being a tease too. 

“Maybe I’ve liked making you wait.” you hummed, chin pressed to his shoulder as you spoke into his ear. You felt him chuckle under your palms as he kicked the engine into gear. 

“Maybe I’ve liked waiting.” he said over the machine’s roar. 

#modern au #kenny ackerman x reader #kenny ackerman x you #aot x reader #snk x reader #aot x you #snk x you #attack on titan x reader

[h-harleybaby]

could you cartman w/ a plus sized reader (thats also new to school)? can be sfw and/or nsfw ofc

OOOOOOOH

Good idea

My brains a lil fried but I’ll try writing it

When you're plus sized but grew up with someone who always spoke bad of plus sized people and you feel like your wording for all of this is bad

Eric Cartman x plus sized reader hcs

SFW

• Cartman has the biggest crush on you, but he refuses to admit it because he says it would make him look less tough. He's really trying to make it look like he doesn't have a crush on you

• It's bullshit and everyone knows it but he's trying to not make his crush on you so completely obvious... it's really obvious with how often he stares at you and calls you pretty without thinking

• He defends you with his life if anyone calls you fat and denies it like it he's a lawyer

• He probably drops the most obvious hints to you, but if you still don't know he'll ask you out

• Once y'all start dating tho, he's all over you. He's always holding you hand or has his arm around your shoulder

• I can guarantee, half of the time when he sees you he's thinking "HOW CAN SOMEONE BE THIS PRETTY???"

• He also keeps taking you on dates to restaurants and stuff, I mean y'all both love food but jesus he orders the whole menu

• I mean he's a huge guy (BECAUSE HE'S A HEAVY WEIGHT WRESTLER PLEASE LET ME MAKE HIM A WRESLTER) but his eating habits scare you

• Eric keeps bragging about how you're the prettiest and kindest person ever, and ya know what? His friends believe it because only the most patient and kind person in South Park could date him (according to them)

• In private he's even worse than he is in public, you're so soft he just wants to squish you!

• He also probably thinks you're the best at cuddling because you're so soft

• Y'all take the best naps together because he's comfy and so are you, so it's really a win win. He also loves when you lay on top of him, you're super warm and it's like a weighted blanket

• He would probably try to bench you just for the fun of it, he really just likes picking you up

• I read this somewhere but he also loves you wearing revealing clothes and tight clothes, it just makes him so crazy??

• He's straight up simping but he'll never admit that (ngl actually he'd probably write about it in his diary)

• Omg if you have hip dips and love handles?? He's done for, he just loves them sm

• Honestly, that's probably Eric's favorite part of you. Also your thighs but we won't talk about that rn

• He kinda understands if you're insecure about them tho, like he hates that you're insecure about it because they look so good but he'll definitely keep his mouth shut and let you talk

• He's not the best at comforting but he'll try! He understands how you feel but also he doesn't at the same time??

NSFW

• He doesn't often give oral but when he does, he prefers for you to sit on his face

• He loves your thighs sm, so you sitting on his face is heaven

• There's been multiple instances where you've almost sworn he's stopped breathing and you try to get up

• Only to then have him hook his arms around your thighs and keep you in place on his face

• He definitely makes you cum a bunch of times when you sit on his face too

• Eric probably also wants to just sit with his head between your thighs while he plays games just for the hell of it.

•He likes to turn his head when y'all do that and give you hickeys and kisses on your thighs randomly because it makes you all riled up

• He loves leaving hickeys on you where people can see, like your neck or your thighs so people can them when you wear skirts

• He has CONSISTANTLY made jokes about how dying to your thighs would be the best death because you keep saying you're to heavy and stuff

• Also he loves your boobs- (honestly he loves all of you but boobs specifically is ya know) istg he's a perv like Kenny when it comes to you. He would love to stuff his face between your boobs

• That and he loves the way they bounce when he fucks you, it's almost mesmerizing to him

• Ya know what, scratch that just them bouncing in general. Like when you walk- or jump... or do anything. Eric is really just always checking you out

• Tbh he loves a girl with a tummy, he definitely kisses it a lot to tease you a bit

• And ik I said in other hcs he's more into degrading but he would also praise you (and ig your body) a lot

• He also loves putting you in a mating press, it's probably one of his favorite positions

• When you ride him he probably grabs your hips and fucks into you when you get tired

• It probably leaves marks on your hips and you love it

I'M SORRY I COMPLETELY GAVE UP-

#south park x reader #cartman x reader #eric cartman x reader #h harleybaby needs help #south park x reader headcanons #eric cartman x y/n #Harley’s anons <33 #harley’s requests!

[p1-f1]

Perfect

Pairings: Craig Tucker x reader, Bebe Stevens x Clyde donovan

Pronouns: She/Her

Warnings: some angst, mentions of cigarettes, relationship troubles

Notes: Mentions of Creek and Bebe x Craig... I don't ship Bebe but I do with creek also should I start adding a summary? NOT PROOFREAD

PART 1/?

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You and Craig Tucker were close, but not as close as you'd like to be. He was known for his short lasted relationships, except for one with Tweek Tweak. Everyone knew he wasn't a very...affectionate, person. He had a few close friends, that he stuck with throughout middle and elementary. And still, they were with him.

The only relationships other than Tweek were with Bebe Stevens and multiple hookups with Kenny McCormick. There were no feelings in those hookups, most occurring when the two were getting high in Craig's bathroom. With Bebe however, she was in love. He was too, until he realized how in love he was with you.

You, as well as Craig, had a few relationships as well. Some with Clyde Donovan, one or two with Stan Marsh, and of course, hookups with Kenny. It wasn't really a hookup, as much as making out, cuddling, or just lovey dovey couple shit that wouldn't happen in normal friendships.

Now those were in the past. Bebe and Clyde had gotten together through craig, one because Bebe was his ex and two was because Clyde was his best friend. And there were no awkward feelings between them. Short lasting relationships in South Park were normal. They happened more than people would expect. As well as soul crushing rejections, and crushes everywhere.

Here you were, first day of junior year. So ready for it. Plans to join the cheer leading team, get closer with friends, and possibly run for student Council.

"Hey"

That sweet monotone voice said from behind you.

"Hm? Oh- Craig!"

You excitedly squealed, hugging the black haired teen. Instead of pulling his arms back like he'd do for anyone else, he put them around you, chuckling to himself.

"Hi, Y/N...Never thought I'd say this but I missed your hugs.."

Compliments. From your friend and crush Craig Tucker? He never gave out compliments! Now that you thought about it, he only gave them out to you.

"Really!? Thanks Craig!!"

Your arms let go of him, looking up at the tall boy. He smiled, showing his dark blue braces, oh how you missed that smile. Before you knew it, you had been staring for a good while.

"Take a picture, L/N. It'll last longer."

He teased, patting your head, ruffling your hair you had done the same morning. You shook your head, giggling with cheeks red. His teasing really took a toll on you.

"Shut up, man! Anyways...ill see you at lunch?"

"Guess you'll see me at lunch."

You skipped down the bustling hall, avoiding the pervs and trying not to run into anyone. High school hallways were a living hell. People running, walking, some crawling? You weren't sure why, but they were. And you'd seen it.

The rest of the day was a normal first day of high school. And eventually, lunch came. You and sat with the (soon to be) cheerleaders, until you saw Craig and his friends across the cafeteria.

"Excuse me, girls. I'll be right back.. "

The cafeteria, spoiler alerts, was also crowded. So after a good minute of building confidence, navigating, and searching for Craig's table, you had made it there.

"Hello, B-b-beautiful."

The comedian Jimmy Valmer had spoken. With a small wink, causing you to giggle as you greeted the guys. You sat on the edge of the table in between Tolkien and Craig, talking to them both as you remembered the time.

"Oh- I have to talk to the girls about cheer leading! I'll see you guys later!!"

"B-bye gorgeous."

Jimmy spoke once again, receiving a glare that could kill from Craig.

"Bye, L/N. I'll see you after lunch."

Craig smiled, and the others just waved with small hi's. As you walked back to the girls table, you could hear one of them.

"That Y/N? I mean... Sure... She's kind of a nerd, but she can totes join!"

Heidi. You and Heidi never got along. You couldn't help but wonder what they were talking about... Your tray went into the trash as you walked by, heading to Nichole.

"Hey, babe!"

"Hello, my love.. "

You dramatically sighed, falling into Nicholes arms. A hand on your head, you looked up at her, before laughing and standing up.

"You ready for cheer tryouts next week?"

"Oh totally! Just nervous, is all!"

The bell rang, causing the students of South Park flee to their next class. In your head you knew it would be more chill in a few days. Some would start shipping class like the goths and stoners, some would have clubs to attend to and others wouldnt care if they were late to class any more. This year would be good, you could feel it.

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#south park #craig tucker x yn #craig tucker x reader #PerfectSP

[secretidentityxoxo]

Princess Kenny x GN reader

･ﾟﾟ･｡・゜゜・． ✧༺🖤༻ ✧ .・゜゜・｡･ﾟﾟ･

Warnings: NSFW, dom-sub

*characters are aged up ofc*

Y/N is gender fluid

Y/N grew up w the boys and was always friends w them

The events of the episodes leading to “the stick of truth” are set when they’re teenagers… don’t think much ab it lol

･ﾟﾟ･｡・゜゜・． ✧༺🖤༻ ✧ .・゜゜・｡･ﾟﾟ･

A drop of sweat dripped down of y/n’s forehead, it was a hot summer day, Stan’s play station army had been standing under the sun the whole day, there was no time to waste, Cartman’s Xbox army was said to have a secret weapon so Stan ordered you to train harder and to think of more strategies.

It had been a long long day, the heat and the work had been exhausting for everyone.

The whole troop was standing in Kenny’s backyard while forging weapons, everyone was concentrated on their own creations when suddenly, a sweet muffled voice broke the silence.

-“My knights…”

Everyone looked up, it was Princess Kenny, her chin was tilted down and she looked at everyone sweetly while batting her cartoonish eyes.

-“y-y-y-yes p-Princess k-k-Kenny?” Jimmy said with a smile

-“I know you’ve all been working so… hard…”

Princess Kenny gripped the arm of her throne.

-“I just thought…one of you may like a little distraction”

She smirked lustingly.

-“what do you mEan prIncess” Tweek twitched

-“we’ll…”

Her voice was soft and flirty.

-“who would like to please their princess?”

She spread her legs lightly while leaning back on her throne.

-“Kenny…” Stan sighed while pinching the bridge of his nose at the request

Surprisingly for him, a couple of boys started gathering in front of the Princess’s throne.

Y/N could not believe what just came out of the Princess’s mouth, Y/N had liked Kenny for so long, this chance was just perfect.

Y/N ran fast just to find the other boy’s’ backs blocking the way. With no hesitation, Y/N shoved the other suitors to the ground.

-“Me princess, please, choose me”

Y/N got down on one knee and bowed to the Princess.

-“you’re determined, I see…”

Princess Kenny hopped off her throne and walked towards Y/N. Y/N gulped

-“fine, I’ll grant you the honor of pleasing your princess”

Y/N looked up at Princess Kenny who was smirking while a look of lust painted her face. She extended her hand and offered it to Y/N.

Y/N held the Princess’s hand and stood up with her help, earning jealous looks of the boys around them

-“you shall take me to my chambers now”

Princess Kenny intertwined her fingers with Y/N’s and walked smoothly with her chin up.

Walking hand in hand, the princess and Y/N entered Kenny’s house, his brother Kenny was passed out on the couch and his parents had gone somewhere with Karen.

Nervously and almost shaking, Y/N let Princess Kenny guide them as they entered Kenny’s room. Y/N entered first, the princess closed the door behind her and placed a chair under the doorknob as the only option to lock it. She turned on her heels and stared at Y/N with a lusty smirk as she walked towards Y/N, when she got there, she grabbed her knight by the shirt and pressed the lover to her.

-“Kenny…”

Y/N gulped

-“It’s PRINCESS Kenny to you”

Y/N didn’t dare to speak another word. Princess Kenny pushed down her knight to the bed and without thinking it twice she spread her legs and sat on top of Y/N while pressing her bulge against her lover’s clothed genitals.

This was a scene taken straight out of Y/N’s deepest fantasies, Kenny and Y/N had always been good friends but Y/N had been having a crush on Kenny for a while now, he was sweet, caring, a perv, kind, funny and down to earth, Y/N couldn’t help but love him. Still, Y/N did not only like Kenny’s heart and mind, but also his physique, his skinny pale body, his messy dark blond hair, his kind but seductive eyes, but specially his hands, his slender, long fingered, black nailed gentle hands. So this was THE chance to finally enjoy Kenny like Y/N had always wanted to, without thinking about it twice, Y/N’s hands traveled to Kenny’s face and held him lovingly, then Y/N kissed him.

Although a little surprised by the softness of the kiss, princess Kenny kissed back, placing her soft, pink lips against Y/N’s.

Sooner than later, the soft kiss turned into a passionate one, Princess Kenny had her hand on Y/N’s chest and close to the nipple, turning Y/N on even more, the princess started to smoothly grind her hips back and forth, her kisses started to travel south, the princess kissed Y/N’s neck slowly and with a burning passion, suddenly, she stopped.

Y/N looked at the princess in complaint, but she just shot a classic flirty Kenny smile

-“you came here to please your princess, not for your princess to please you”

Her fingers lingered on her jacket’s zipper

-“please your princess, my knight”

Kenny said in his usual raspy voice, making Y/N’s heart rate accelerate

Princess Kenny unzipped her jacket rapidly and her hand reached inside her dress, she pulled out the balled up socks that served as her breasts, she threw them over her shoulder and started to slowly pull down the front of her dress while looking at Y/N straight in the eye so she wouldn’t miss her reaction

Y/N gulped as the dress gently glazed over the princess’s nipples, once Kenny’s flat chest was completely uncovered, the princess brushed her white gloved fingers against one of her nipples

-“like what you see, soldier?”

-mhmm

Y/N said mesmerized but didn’t move.

It was then when the princess understood she would have to take the lead, as her lover was too shy to do it.

-“how about a little kiss?”

Princess Kenny placed her chest close to Y/N’s lips, and while maintaining eye contact, Y/N started to gently suck on the Princess’s nipple. Slowly Y/N’s hand traveled to the remaining nipple and started stroking it gently.

The princess kept grinding against Y/N’s genitals, her dick getting harder and harder while she left out small sweet moans

As the Princess’s bulge caressed Y/N’s genitals so smoothly, a moan escaped the knight’s mouth

-“oh you like it, my knight?”

Princess Kenny asked with a smirk

-“I do, my princess, I really do”

Y/N said breathless

-“why don’t you try it out? I give you permission to touch me”

Princess Kenny whispered in her knight’s ear while reaching for Y/N’s hand

The white gloved hand took Y/N’s hand gently and moved it slowly towards her bulge.

As soon as Y/N’s hand came in touch with the Princess’s clothed dick a sigh escaped from the knight’s mouth

-“mmhmm”

The princess moaned to the touch

Y/N couldn’t help but melt at the sounds that came out of the Princess’s mouth, so in an urge to please the blond royal, Y/N’s hand started to explore the bulge.

Y/N’s fingers gently caressed the clothed bulge while the princess threw her head back in pleasure, wanting to please the princess even more, Y/N’s fingers crawled under the white skirt of her dress and lingered around the elastic of the basketball shorts the princess wore underneath it.

Princess Kenny picked her head up while bitting her lip

-“do it”

Kenny smiled with half opened eyes

-“your wish is my command, my princess”

Y/N said while looking at Kenny in the eye

Y/N’s hand got under Kenny’s shorts and underwear and started to caress the Princess’s soft skin, small moans coming out of the Princess’s mouth.

Slowly Y/N’s fingers made it to the Princess’s dick, stroking it softly at first before holding it. Y/N started to pump it slowly, making the Princess roll her eyes, with each pump Y/N started going faster and faster.

The princess threw her upper body backwards and laid on her forearms while Y/N pumped her firmly, the blond royal kept moaning sweetly while grasping the sheets.

Y/N’s remaining hand started to lift up the Princess’s skirt to be able to see her thick dick, but the princess quickly knelt back up and stopped her lover.

-“No darling, you’ll have to please your princess in another way if you really want to see her in that way”

Princess Kenny said out of breath

-“anything for you, your royal highness”

Y/N said wanting to see Kenny’s hard dick more than anything

The princess stood up and her basketball shorts and underwear fell down to the floor, she offered her knight her gloved hand and Y/N took it and stood up, the princess Kissed Y/N deeply while placing one hand on her knight’s cheek and the other one on the knight’s lower back, pressing her lover close to her. Y/N kissed her back and held the princess by her lower back as well, getting to feel the boy’s spine and skinny body.

Without breaking the kiss, the princess led Y/N back to the bed but she sat at the head of the bed this time, resting her upper body on the wall where a headboard would be if she had one.

Y/N knelt on top of her this time, The princess pulled the skirt of her dress up slightly, letting Y/N know what she wanted, without hesitation Y/N started to kiss the Princess’s cheek, slowly going down to her neck.

The Princess had her hand behind Y/N’s head, stroking her knight’s hair. When the knight got to the Princess’s chest, she pulled the hem of the dress down so her lover could have better access to her nipples. Y/N kissed, licked and sucked the Princess’s nipples before leaving kisses on her chest and moving on to were the princess needed attention.

Caressing the Princess’s knees, Y/N’s hands slowly crawled upwards, lifting princess Kenny’s dress, Y/N kept kissing the Princess’s inner thigh while moving the kisses north.

When Y/N’s lips where as close as they could be to the Princess’s dick, The knight leisurely lifted the dress to uncover Kenny’s thick hard dick.

The gentle brush of the fabric on the Princess’s bare dick made her moan, turning Y/N on even more. When the skirt was all pulled up and Kenny’s dick was out, Y/N couldn’t help but sigh at the view, hurrying to kiss the precum leaking tip, making the Princess’s dick twitch, Y/N licked the dick from the base to the tip slowly and teasingly

-“don’t tease your princess, soldier, do as you’re told”

The princess ordered

Following the Princess’s orders, the royal’s dick was quickly placed inside the knight’s mouth, making Princess Kenny moan, without loosing pace, the knight kept sucking Kenny’s dick while swallowing so the princess could have her dick hardly wrapped around Y/N’s throat.

Y/N’s head kept going up and down while the princess held onto the knight’s hair and gently pushed her lover’s head closer to her so her dick would be fully sucked, this was no easy task for Y/N since Kenny’s dick was so thick and big it barely fit in the knight’s mouth, but Y/N had promised to please the princess, and the princess was not to leave without loading off.

To give the princess more pleasure, Y/N’s head started going up and down every time faster, sucking hard on the Princess’s dick, one of the knight’s hands started to jack off the princess at the base of her dick so Y/N could concentrate on pleasuring the tip, and the other hand started to stroke and slightly grasp her balls. This made Kenny moan in his usual raspy voice, which let Y/N know he was into it.

Going as fast as Y/N could, the Princess’s dick started to twitch, letting the knight know she was close, Princess Kenny had turned into a moaning mess, loud, raspy moans coming out of her mouth while her hands where firmly grasping the knight’s hair, Y/N kept gulping and for the grand finale the knight squeezed the Princess’s balls while massaging them.

Then Princess Kenny came all over her knight’s mouth, the knight swallowed and kissed the Princess’s tip before parting from her gorgeous dick, the princess accelerated breath made Y/N smile proudly

-“did I please you well, my princess?”

Y/N asked while rubbing circles on the Princess’s inner thigh

-“you did excellent, my knight”

The Princess’s body was completely relaxed

Y/N leaned in for a kiss and the princess kissed back.

-“now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go make an announcement”

Princess Kenny said before standing up and walking funnily towards the door

This concerned Y/N a little bit, what was Kenny on? Y/N decided to follow the Princess outside to see what she was about to announce

-“my dear knights…”

Princess Kenny was still out of breath

-“…I would like to announce that from now on Y/N will be the official Princess pleaser and personal knight, thank you”

The princess collapsed on her throne before extending her arm and having a bottle of water handed to her

-“damn Y/N, what did you do to him?” Stan asked with a confused look on his face

-“I just did I was asked to do”

Y/N shrugged

･ﾟﾟ･｡・゜゜・． ✧༺🖤༻ ✧ .・゜゜・｡･ﾟﾟ･

Hope you liked it :) requests are open!!

This short story was inspired by this fanart by @timarty I think

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[multifandomerx]

Kenny X Reader South Park pt1

Disclaimer!!! All characters in this fic are over 18!!

Chapter one : "You're a what?!"

Third person POV :

"Kenny goddamn it wake up!" Kyle yelled at the half asleep half awake stoner. Seeing that his screaming didn't work he decided on a more drastic measure...

"THE FUCK?!" Yelled a now wet (not like that ya pervs) Kenny "You threw fucking water at me?!"

"It did wake you up" Said Stan who just walked in the scene from his room in their shared college dorm.

"It's a fucking winter Sunday why should I wake up??"

"Dude it's Monday" said Kyke

"Not funny dude!"

"Just check your phone then" Mumbled Stan

The smug look got wiped off of Kenny's face when he saw on his phone screen that it was in fact Monday...The day he was meant to show a new iid around campus so that the professor doesn't call the police on him...Even he knows it doesn't make sense but it's a win for him, showing a weird ass kid around and keep smoking sounds about fine...Only he was late...

"Shit shit shit shit" He kept on saying as he dressed up as fast as he could

"Why do they even bring students during winter huh?"

"Don't ask us dude" Said Cartman who came out of the kitchen while stuffing his face with chips

"I'm just glad I'm not in your place" Said Kyle

"The fuck not you're coming too"

"No" "Yes" "No" "Yes" "No" "Yes" "No"..."No" "Yes"

"Ha! You agreed"

"The fuck I didn't"

Kenny grabs Kyle and tries to drag him out the door but Kyle latches on to Stan who holds onto Cartman

"Don't touch me I'm eating" Yelled Cartman but instead of a comeback there was silence

"Mr Marsh...McCormick...Brovlovski...Cartman...This is our new addition Elle Ampatz I trust you will show her around"

"Y-yes sir" stuttered Kenny

(u can look however ya want but I'm imagining her like this)

When the professor left all of the boys tried to speak but she spoke first

"Weed from Charhal? Really? That man sells the cheapest shit and is getting more cash than me too" She says while looking at Kyle...

"Weed? What weed? I don't smoke heh..." Said Kenny nervously

"Oh please I know what I deal" she said

"What" said all the boy's at the same time

"I'm a dealer"

"You're a what?!" Said Kenny shocked

Kenny POV:

She's hot and dealing drugs...Oh god sign me up

"Yeah" she says and does a long pause that takes and embarrassingly long amount of time for me to realise she is waiting for my name

"It's Kenny"

"No one asked but I'm Kyle"

"I'm Stan"

"Just call me Cartman"

"Uhh alright" She says and takes a ziplock bag full of weed and hand it to me

"I can't pay for that" I say and try to give it back to me

"It's free...Anything for that ass to have less costumers"

"Uhh okay?" I say and start showing her around campus

END OF CHAPTER ONE!!

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[drakenology]

Game Over 👾 - Kenma Kozume

gamer!kenma x gamer!reader

summary: kenma works at gamestop and this cutie came in to buy a new game. wonder if she’s single..

author’s note: kenma simps come get yall juice 🥵! we love a gamer boy. hope yall like dis. 🥴

warnings: smut (obviously), softdom!kenma, hair pulling, fluffy stuff, shitty rom-coms and kuroo being a hype man.

Slow days at GameStop were the worst. No one comes in anymore; who the hell still buys disks when you can buy all your games digitally now anyways? Still, it was easy money and something to do over the summer other than sit around and binge play League of Legends all day.

Kenma sighed as he pretended to look busy in front of the manager by fixing the poster wall for the eighth time all shift, mundanity floating through the store as three customers left after just leisurely looking around.

As Kenma’s restocking the playstation game wall he feels a tap on his shoulder.

“Um, excuse me do you work here?” A feminine voice asked.

“No. I just wear this fucking uniform shirt because I like it.” Kenma thought to himself before turning his head to face what was possibly the cutest girl he’s ever seen.

Kenma’s not really used to seeing too many girls in the store when he worked so he was a little shocked. But god she was pretty. She was wearing red; one of his favorite colors with these jeans that hugged her legs and thighs so nice he almost choked on his tongue before speaking.

“Uh.. yeah. How can I help you?” He finally responded.

“Hi! Um, I just wanted to know where I can find Fallout 4 for xbox? I’ve been looking everywhere for it and I can’t find it.” She sung. Her voice was like a symphony of everything good in the world. Kenma started to wonder what she’d sound like underneath him while he-

“Yeah. I’ll show you, I had to move them for a while so I could make room for newer games.” Kenma said, leading her towards the wall with all the xbox games were. He reached up high and grabbed the game off rhe top shelf and handed it to her with a meek smile.

“Thanks! I see you’re the only one working so I’ll look around and let you know when I’m ready to checkout.” She said smiling back. Kenma nodded and continued his work slowly so he could stare at her through the shelfs and hangers around the store.

The way she picked up things as she looked at them was adorable; her nose scrunching up as she giggled at the pikachu plushies. Kenma blushed as he watched her look around the store as if it were her first time visiting. She gamed, so it’s not like she’s never been in a gamestop before. But the way she looked at things she liked with fresh eyes was something to ponder on. He had to know her; at least her name.

Anyone who knew Kenma would know he’s not the type to go oogling at some girl and ask for her number, he’s hopelessly shy. But he couldn’t risk not seeing this girl again. As he walked to the counter, he gulped up his reluctance and took a deep breath.

“Hey. Ready when you are.” He said, getting the girl’s attention. She smiled and walked over with her game and a pikachu plushie; of course. She’s so fucking cute.

“Heh. Pikachu?” He teased, hoping he didn’t offend her. She simply laughed and put it on the counter for him to ring up.

“What can I say? I’m 12.” She said, sticking out her tongue with a smirk. Fuck. Kenma gulped again, pathetically blushing right in front of her and hoping she didn’t notice the tint of his cheeks turn bright red. He grabbed her stuff and rang it up, bagging it all nice for her before handing the bag to her.

“Want a receipt?” Kenma asked. She nodded, standing at the counter as she watched him print it out. Shit. The exchange was almost over and he hasn’t even asked her name yet. He had to before it was too late.

“Hey uh.. c-can I ask you something? You don’t have to answer if you don’t want to.” Kenma said, looking down at the screen and not into her gorgeous eyes.

“Yeah? What’s wrong, sir?” She asked. Fuck. Sir? Really? What’s she trying to do?

“What’s your name?”

“Y/N, why?”

“I-I wanted to know if I could have your number? And like maybe take you out- o-only if you want to I’m not-“

She laughed, and wrote her name and number on the back of the receipt and handed it back to him.

“Call me. I’d love to go out with you. You seem cool.” Y/N said. She squinted her eyes a little to read Kenma’s name tag.

“Ken..ma? Right? I’ll see you around, Kenma.”

And so began his helpless fall for her.

“Yo! Kenma, how’s it going with Y/N? Been a couple months now, right?” Kuroo asked over the discord server. Kenma blushed and looked down at his phone to see that you texted him.

“We’re good. She’s actually coming over in a bit so this will be my last game.” He said, smiling a little at your sweet message.

“Hey, Kenny! I’m on my way over. I’m raiding your kitchen btw I’m hungry 🤤 .”

“Ooooh, Kenma’s ‘bout to get some pussssayyy!” Kuroo teased. Kenma cringed and covered his flustered face as if anyone could see him.

“Shut up. Sh-she and I are taking it slow. I dunno if we’ll even go there today. None of your business anyways, perv!” Kenma explained, nervous about you coming over for the first time like ever.

You two had been on a few dates now, he had even met your roommate and your other friends. You two got so close after that day you had met at the GameStop and he was so grateful he came to work that day instead of calling out to binge play videogames. Kuroo erupted in furious laughter and continued his games with Kenma, enthused about him about finally getting some.

“Gotta hand it to you man, you managed to get yourself a hottie. And a gamer at that. I’m jealous.” Kuroo added, Kenma rolling his eyes.

He knew it too though. Kenma wasn’t necessarily a ladies man so it was a mystery what drew you to him. Still, he’s grateful he could spend his time with you even if you guys weren’t set in stone just yet.

Just as the game wrapped up, he received a call from his new favorite person.

“Hey, Kenma. I’m outside! Lemme in!” You giggle into the phone before the front door flung open, Kenma scooping you into his arms.

“Hey, you. Missed you.” He said into your hair. You smile and hug him back, following his lead inside. His little apartment was so cozy, gamer memorabilia all over the place as it screamed “Kenma”. It was so him. You smile and walk into his bedroom, thinking nothing of it as you gawk at his gaming setup.

“Woah. Didn’t know working at gamestop could get you a $1,000 set up!” You exclaim. Kenma laughed.

“Oh, I guess I didn’t tell you. I game professionally. GameStop is just another way for me to be close to videogames. Discounts are nice too.” He explained.

“So you’re a streamer?”

“Yup. You should watch me sometime. I-If you want.” Kenma said flustered. You smile and hook your arms around his neck and give him a peck on the nose.

You two spent most of the day talking about games and the lastest on manga you were both reading. Everytime you talked to him, he gave you something new to read and you’d talk about it next time you talked about it together.

Soon, you two were cuddling and watching shitty rom-coms; making fun of them became your favorite past time. You chuckle as the female protagonist says something completely cheesy about loving her love interest forever and gag at the kissing scene, Kenma covering his face in second hand embarrassment.

Then he took one look at you, snuggled up against him with your ass poking out against his groin. You were the little spoon, his arms around your waist as you look up at him from time to time to make a comment on the movie. Kenma was in love. But he had no idea how to tell you without scaring you off. What if it’s too soon? What if she doesn’t feel the same?

A cheesy sex scene displayed on the T.V causing you to get a little hot. Sure it was pretty lame but the thought of having sex right now; especially cuddled up with a cute boy, wasn’t too bad of an idea. Kenma’s sweating a little too, his dick growing hard as he realized the girl he really liked was laying in bed with him while watching borderline porn together; his face red as tomatos.

“Shit, I hope she doesn’t feel my dick poking against her. Fuck, she’s just so pretty.. I just wanna-“

“K-Kenma..?” You breath out, wet and face full of embarrassment.

“Yeah?” He said.

“I-I uh.. I don’t know how to say this but.. I’m h-horny.” You whisper as if someone else was in the room other than you two.

“A-Are you really?” Kenma asked, his dick growing more at the thought of how wet you were under your sweatpants, how hard and perky your nipples were under your bra. Fuck, he had to have you.

“Yeah.. I don’t know why but this scene is.. kinda turning me on.” You said, turning to face him to see his face bright red and eyes full of lust. You gulp, just as hungry as he is.

“Me too.” He said, staring down at your plump lips.

“Yeah?” You ask with seduction coating your tongue unintentionally, licking your lips as you bit down lightly as you looked up at him.

“Yeah.”

Kenma inched closer to your face, you following his lead as your lips finally met; your first kiss. The kiss was heavy, hands exploring and groping each other as you both moan into the kiss.

Clothes are shed and thrown to the side of the bed, Kenma drinking in the sight of your half naked body and savoring it. He pulled you back into the kiss, his tongue searching your mouth as you received him eagerly. You were making out so heavily, foreplay almost wasn’t even needed with how wet you got from his touch and kiss. You became so needy for him, the spot between your legs aching as your heart skipped eight beats.

“Kenma I-“ you said breaking the kiss, interrupted by a feral Kenma.

“No. I-I wanna take my time with you. Don’t rush.” You nod, Kenma grabbing your chin to pull you up to kiss him again.

You gasp, his hands a little cold as he touched your breasts. He groped and squeezed them, playing with your nipples as your squirm to gain friction in your panties.

You’re whining against Kenma’s mouth, desperate for him to touch you where you needed him most. As Kenma pulled away, he took a brief moment to look down at your body as he climbed on top of you.

“You’re so pretty.” He gushed, causing you to giggle and reach up to move his hair from his face.

“You too. U-Uh I mean, you’re handsome.” You said weakly, aching for something more than just kissing. He smirked at you, like a switch went off in his mind. He wasn’t the sweet and shy Kenma he was a second ago, feral lust changing his demeanor as he took a nipple into his mouth. You moan, your breath shaky as he ghosts his fingers over your panties; him feeling a wet spot on them as he hummed.

“You’re so wet, angel.” He moaned, you surprised at your new nickname. Kenma’s fingers are pulling your panties aside expertly and coating them in your slick in seconds, your moans filling his ears as he prodded them at your entrance. Your breathing becomes uneven as he slids them inside, suckling on your nipple as he looked you in the eyes.

You’re a moaning mess for him, the sounds of the movie playing were drowned out by your pathetic little moans as Kenma fingered you with his slim fingers.

“Hah.. Uuugh, K-Kenmaaa.” You gasp, an orgasm brewing in the pit of your stomach. Kenma chuckled, pulling away from your breast to coax you; talking you through the orgasm about to wash over your body as his fingers hooked to find that spot you like.

“Am I making you feel good, baby?” He asks, you unable to answer as you hold his arm for dear life. “Answer me.”

“Y-Yes! God, Ah! I’m gonna-“

“I know, baby. Cum for me. Cum all over my fucking fingers.” He cooed, rubbing harsh circles into your clit as your legs nearly jolt closed, the pleasure becoming too much as you boil over.

“Yeahhhh baby. Good girl.” He mumbled, rubbing your clit slowly to help ride out your peak, leaving soft kisses on your forehead to soothe you.

You let out a deep sigh, warn out from fingering alone. No one has ever made you feel this good using just his hands. Imagine what he can do to you with his dick.

“Bend over, baby.” Kenma said, motioning for you to turn over on the bed by tapping your outer thigh. You blink dumbly at him, your high still lingering as you flip yourself over on the bed and lay flat.

“Ass up.” He demanded, striking your ass with just enough power to snap you out of your finger-dumb trance. You yelp and arch your back, bringing your ass closer to him as he grabbed your hips.

Kenma stayed still for a while and marveled at your ass bent over for him, rubbing your ass with his big hands and smacking it every so often. He bit his lip, mumbling fuck under his breath as he teased his dick against your already worn out pussy.

You turn to look back at him, lust in your eyes and a face Kenma would never forget.

“F-fuck me. Please Ken, I n-need you.” You beg, tearing up at the feeling of Kenma’s smooth dick brushing up against your sensitive clit.

“Say no more, baby. Gonna fuck you so good.” He hissed, nearly shoving himself inside. You gasp, the feeling of him stretching you so deliciously forcing a guttural moan from your chest.

Kenma started his pace hard yet slow, making sure you felt every inch; every vein of his dick, giving it his all as he ripped your noises from your mouth.

You’re panting, unable to keep up with him as you grip onto the sheets. You shoved your face into his pillows, screams uncontrollably leaving your lips as Kenma started brutally pounding into your poor pussy.

“Uhhnnn! I-I love you Kenma!” You shout, biting down on the pillow as you feel your chest get hot in embarrassment. God, why did you have to say love? Surely he doesn’t feel the same just yet.

“Fuck, I love you too, Y/N. Hah, I wanted to say that to you for so long.” Kenma admits, grabbing a fist full of your hair and yanking you up to him as he hummed sweet praised into your ear as he fucked you stupid. You sob, relieved he felt the same way.

The ultimate exchange of love between two people emerged as he threw you back onto the bed and raised on leg up onto the bed to gain a better angle on that sweet spot of yours causing you to shriek and clench around him as you come close to cumming. Suddenly, the searing hot pleasure stops as Kenma pulled out of you. You whine, your entire body shuddering from the extreme loss.

“Get up. I want you over my desk.” Kenma said, pulling you off the bed by your arm. He was being so rough with you right now you almost thought you were fucking a completely different person; Kenma the shy and awkward gamer boy transformed into the sexiest Dom you’d ever been with.

Your legs wobble as you stood bent over his desk and gaming set up, your naked chest pressed against the cold wood as you wait for him to fuck you again. Kenma prodding himself at your entrance and leaned down close to your ear, sliding himself inside you once more with a grunt.

“You feel so good, you know that? Ugh, I’m gonna ruin you.” He huffed, you answering with a whine. He’s plowing you into his desk before you can respond properly, your hands glued onto the sides of it for dear life. Sooner than late, your orgasm is knocking at your door. Tears bubble in your eyes as you cry out for Kenma.

“C-C-Can I cum now? P-please godd let me cum Ken, ahhah!” You babble, almost unable to hold yourself back for much longer as he pummeled you nice and hard.

“G’head, baby. Cum nice and hard for me.” Kenma granted, giving your ass a hard smack to make you clench around his dick harder as you came. It was amazing. It was like a volcano erupted inside you, loud moans and sobs filling the room as your chest heaved in and out.

Kenma ruts into you one last time and pulls out swiftly, stroking his dick to release himself onto your ass as you sigh from the loss. You both stand still for a while, Kenma staring down at your coating ass cheeks and you at your fucked out reflection of his monitor. You feel him step away, too drunk off your orgasm to even care what he’s doing as he cleans you up and leads you back to bed.

“I dunno where I threw your shirt so I’m just gonna grab one of mine, okay?” Kenma says, rubbing small circles into your back. You nod, eyes closed as you hum into the pillow in comfort.

You tried not to doze off as Kenma dressed you in some clothes of his that you were totally going to steal, his scent coating the fabric of his t-shirt. After a little while, Kenma’s in bed with you lacing his body with yours as he stroked your back to soothe you to sleep.

“Can I sleep over?” You ask cutely. Kenma smiled and kissed your forehead.

“Duh.” He said. You giggle and nuzzle your head into his chest, taking in his scent as you start to doze off.

“Kenma?”

“Hm?”

“Did you mean that? What you said when we were... you know.” You ask, unsure. Kenma grabbed your chin and turned you to face him.

“Of course. I-I uh..” He paused. “I knew loved you the day I met you, Y/N.”

You tear up, pulling him up to kiss you.

“Same.” You say, holding him impossibly closer.

“So does this mean we’re-“ Kenma’s interrupted by the sound of you falling fast asleep, small snores driving Kenma into cuteness overload. He sighs, kissing your forehead as you slept on his chest.

Moments like these are truly ones to cherish.

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[thevestigeofvanillaan]

♡Navigate My Page a Little, hm?♡

not relevant, in need of slots..

"VENGEANCE" Purple Era Navigation Center!

A Little Present For My Absence. (soundgasm links!!).

Butters Stotch x Reader with Nipple Piercings (request).

Audios/Twt Links.

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Several Characters♡.

Stan x Reader x Kyle Part 1 (request).

Stan x Reader x Kyle Part 2 (request).

Kenny x Reader x Kyle oneshots (request).

Relationships with South Park Boys.

...

Characters in abc order!

Billy Hargrove♡.

Mornings with Billy (request).

Billy x Pregnant!reader.

Riding Billy.

After work with Billy (request).

Billy x Chubby!reader (request).

Disney with Billy.

Eric Cartman♡.

Hate Fucking Eric (request).

Can Imagine's.

Sucking Off Eric at School (request).

Pervy!Eric x Short!Reader (request).

Overstim With Eric (request).

69 With Eric.

Vamp!Cartman x Human!Reader (request).

James Patrick March♡.

Ten Years.

Kai Anderson♡.

What's Your Name? Part 1.

What's Your Name? Part 2.

Kenny McCormick♡.

Biology Class (request).

NSFW Headcanons (request).

Can Imagine's.

Mysterion x Insecure!Reader (request).

Dealer!Kenny x Reader (request).

Sexting With Perv!Kenny (request).

Kit Walker♡.

Dates.

Kyle Broflovski♡.

Can Imagine's.

Married Couple HC's.

"Not Cash, Baby".

Dominant/Jealous Kyle (request).

DILF Kyle oneshot.

Bestfriend!Kyle x Heartbroken!Reader (request).

Dom!Post-Game!Kyle x Reader (request).

Pervy Kyle Oneshots (request).

Dom Kyle Whimpering.

Kyle Breeding Kink.

Stan Marsh♡.

Hate Fucking Stan in Kyle's House.

Experiments.

Smut HC's.

Can Imagine's.

"It's Not Enough" (request).

Stan Finding Your OF (request).

Tate Langdon♡.

"I Never Stopped".

Fireworks.

#vanillaan #navigation #green era

[acreativeme]

They Say I Do

They Say I Do

Ivan Ortiz x Reader

Y/N grinned as she walked with Hana and Kenny, who were arguing about who was going to be her person-of-honor. She didn’t know who to choose, because they were both her best friends and had been since she joined the team. She had been a part of the intelligence branch of the undercover unit, which is where she met her fiancé, before getting transferred. 

She jumped in front of them with a laugh, walking backwards, “Ladies! Ladies! You are both pretty!” She waved her hands, playful trying to calm them. “I can’t pick from the two of you, so I’d like for you both to be my persons-of-honor.”

They shared a wide grin, only to tackle Y/N into a group hug. “Yes, we will be your persons-of-honor!”

Kenny pushed Hana, shouting, “Dibs on Bachelorette party!” 

She shoved him back, “We have to plan it together!”

Y/N shook her head as she laughed. “I am just going to walk away from this argument and let you both handle it.” She pushed her way into their office, ready to get started. 

Jess and an unknown man were talking at the head of the table. The unknown man was facing away from Y/N, so she wasn’t able to get a good look at him but he invoked a familiar feeling in her gut. 

Jess looked over the man’s shoulder, noticing Y/N standing behind them. “Y/N, I would like you to meet Ivan. He is going to be working with us while Clinton is away on assignment.”

She gasped, feeling mild betrayal. “You didn’t tell me that you were being transferred.” She dropped her bag to run to him. 

He laughed, wrapping his arms around her waist. “I wanted to surprise you, love.”

Jess looked between them. “Is something going on between you two?”

Y/N blushed, pulling away from Ivan. “Ivan and I are engaged, sir. We’ve been together since his military days.”

Jess nodded, “Is there going to be any issues with you both working together?”

The couple looked between each other and shook their heads no. “We will be keeping things professional, sir.” Ivan stated, moving away from Y/N to keep a professional distance. 

Y/N nodded, becoming serious. “You won’t have to worry, Jess.” 

He nodded, moving away from the couple. 

6 months later…

Y/N sat at her vanity, trying to cover the bruise forming on her cheek. Just my luck that I would get beat up three days before my wedding. She thought as she tried to hold back tears. She hadn’t meant to get her ass handed to her, but the unsub was so much bigger than she is. And she couldn’t help being the first to encounter him. Ivan had been right behind him, so she hadn’t been beaten too badly.

Hana walked up behind her, warmth on her face. “I don’t think that anyone will notice the bruise, especially with your veil and the amount of concealer you’ve applied.” She tried to joke in hopes of making her friend smile. 

Y/N sighed, trying to hold back tears. “Do you think I should postpone the wedding until the bruise goes away?”

Hana gasped, forcing to turn towards her. “Don’t be silly, Y/N. You are a kickass federal agent and your bruises show everyone how strong you are.”

Y/N nodded, letting Hana’s words sink in. “You are right.” She stands up, grabbing her veil from the stand next to her vanity. She held it out of Hana to take. “Will you help me with this?” 

Hana smiled, silently taking it from her. She gently tucked into Y/N hair, adjusting it so that it fell nicely around her face. Hana stepped back to admire her friend, tears welling up in her eyes. “You look so beautiful.” her voice cracked.

“Aww, Hana.” Y/N wrapped her arms around her, pulling her for a tight hug. 

And that is how Kenny found them. “I can’t believe that you are having a hugging fest without me.” He pouted, faking a look of betrayal. 

The girls laughed, pulling away just enough to squeeze him into a group hug. The threesome (not a sexual threesome you pervs!) held each other and laughed for several seconds before pulling away.

“I think that it is time to get the show on the road and get married.” Y/N declared, confidence swelling in her chest.

Kenny held out his arm, ready to walk her down the aisle. “I’m ready whenever you are, Y/N.” Over the last 6 months, Y/N had made the decision to have him walk her down the aisle because her parents refused to attend the wedding. 

Hana picked up the brides flower arrangement and passed it over to Y/N. “Can’t forget these!”

Y/N smiled, taking the flowers. Nothing was said after that. Hana walked ahead of her, head held high with a big grin. Kenny squeezed her arm, wanting to show her how happy he is.

The music changed as Hana made it to the end of the aisle, causing Y/N’s breath to catch in her throat. Kenny had to keep her from running down the aisle to Ivan, who was tearing up at the sight of her. After Kenny passed her to Ivan, things went quickly. Both Ivan and Y/N would agree that it felt like they were the only two in the room.

After the pastor finished and they kissed, Ivan swept Y/N off her feet and almost ran down the aisle. Y/N laughed loudly as they passed all of their guests. 

He set her down just outside the chapel, “I can’t believe that we are finally married, Mrs. Ortiz.” He grinned down at her, cupping her face.

“It’s about time, Mr. Ortiz.” She smirked, pressing herself to him.

With a wide grin, Ivan leaned down and kissed her...

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[luke-patterson-owns-my-soul]

Tiny Pretty Phantoms

Charlie Gillespie x Reader

Title: Tiny Pretty Phantoms

Words: 2241 (only a short one)

Summary: Charlie and his girlfriend are separated by work.

Requested: Sort of. The lovely and talented @dream-a-little-bigger-x​ got this request. Charlie x reader where the reader is on a tv show like ahs or something that’s not necessarily “kid friendly”. But as she’s not taking them atm, I decided to swipe this one. I hope the anon who requested it doesn’t mind.

TW: Swearing, alluding to sexual intercourse. That’s it I think. If I miss anything, message me so I can edit.

Author’s notes: I’m baccccckkkk. This was my way of getting back into writing reader fic. It’s been a while, and I hope y’all haven’t forgotten me. Also, while I’ve seen Tiny Pretty Things, I know nothing about the cast, so anything I’ve written, is completely made up.

Being back at home in my parent’s home was both reassuring and strange all at the same time. I’d been living in L.A. for almost two years, hundreds of miles away from home. While I missed my family like crazy, I loved being out in the world, being independent, and chasing my dreams.

However, rejection after rejection after rejection were beginning to weigh heavy on me and I had been starting to regret making the move. I’d been considering heading back home and teaching dance to kids. Then, I met Charlie through a mutual friend.

From the moment I met him, there was something that drew me to him; it wasn’t particularly hard. He was charismatic, funny, and crazy talented. The good looks were an added bonus. From that first meeting, we’d been inseparable and after six months, I gave up my apartment and moved in with Charlie and his friends.

We both booked jobs on upcoming TV shows within a week of one another, and we’d celebrated the news hard. A week of partying with your friends had wrecked the apartment, but it had totally been worth it. The main difference between our shows were the target audience. His, Julie and the Phantoms was aimed at a younger demographic to mine, Tiny Pretty Things. I was just glad to be using my ballet background as well as my acting abilities. He was also playing a main character, while I was to be in the background.

I was jolted from my memories by my phone ringing, Charlie’s face filling the screen. With a smile, I answered the facetime call.

“Hey, you.”

“Hey, babe. I miss you.” Charlie was still in L.A., but he was at a boot camp thing that the legendary Kenny Ortega was running.

“I miss you too. How’s it going?” in answer to my question, he held up his hand. I could see band aids wrapped around his fingers. “What did you do?”

“It’s nothing. Guitar war wounds.”

“Poor baby.” I snarked, grinning at the mock upset look on his face. “Oh please. You’re loving every minute.”

“Babe, I really am.” His grin was wide. “When do you fly out to Toronto?”

“Not for another three weeks. I’m back in L.A. the day after tomorrow though. Will I get to see you?”

“I don’t know. I’m not sure if we get any time off before we head up to Vancouver for filming.”

I couldn’t help the groan that escaped me. I hadn’t seen him for over two weeks, and I was going insane. It was one of the reasons behind my trip to see my family. They were enough to distract me, at least until I climbed into my childhood bed, the bed that only held me at night. That was when I missed him the most.

“That sucks.” I felt the lump in my throat, an indication I was close to tears.

“I know, babe. I know. I’m gonna try and get back, even if it’s just one night.”

“Please do.” I missed him, missed waking up next to him, missed just goofing around and hanging out with him. He was the man I loved, and I hated us being apart.

:: ::

I’d been in Toronto for almost six weeks. A month and a half had passed since I last saw Charlie, and it was killing me. It wasn’t as if I was alone, far from it. I may not have been playing a main character, but the entire cast of Tiny Pretty Things were close, even those of us in the background. We’d all been put through our dancing paces until we were exhausted – that had a habit of bringing people together.

Charlie and I spoke most days, if we could, and when we did, we were often interrupted by cast mates. Through our facetime calls I became friends with Jeremy, Owen, and Madison, and he became friends with the girls I was rooming with, and Brendan who played Shane. He and I had been partnered up during rehearsals and had become close. It didn’t bother him I wasn’t a main character and he was.

I had a rare night off while the main cast were working hard on some night scenes, so I was able to kick back in my room and relax. And I made the most of it. While a hot bath was running, I connected my phone up to my speaker and hit play on a relaxing playlist Charlie had made for me before we’d had to say our goodbyes and fly to opposite end of Canada.

I’d just sank into the steaming water, bubbles up to my chin when my phone rang. Reaching over, I managed to pick it up, and saw Charlie’s face on the screen. Quickly swiping, I answered the call, despite wanting to stare at the photo I’d taken almost a year ago when we’d gone camping.

“Well, if I’d have known you were in the tub, I would have called sooner.” He grinned as he spoke, making me roll my eyes.

“Charles Gillespie, you’re a damn perv.” I attempted to scold him as he pretended to try and look around the screen to see if he could see anything. Joke was on him, the bubbles came up to my neck.

“Only for you.” I laughed at the corny line. “Hey, why are you in the bath anyways?”

“Because I ache like a motherfucker and I don’t have any night shoots tonight. So, a hot bath is in order. I’ve been dancing almost non-stop for ten hours a day for six weeks. I never did this much when I was with the company.” I knew I was whining; knew I sounded like a petulant child, but I needed to get it off my chest. All of us in the cast moaned to one another, but it wasn’t the same as venting to my boyfriend, no matter how much I loved my job.

“I’m sorry, babe. If I could take the aches away, I would.” I knew he would too.

“I know. Ignore me, I shouldn’t be putting this on you. How’s your set?”

We chatted for almost an hour, Charlie making me laugh about his previous night’s filming eating what he said felt like hundreds of cold hot dogs, making me laugh so much, my stomach was starting to hurt when I climbed out of the bath – much to his enjoyment – and wrapped myself up in a large, soft towel. We carried on talking as I made my way into my room and got myself ready for bed.

“Look, I gotta go. But I’ll call you tomorrow?”

“Yeah.”

“I love you.”

“I love you too.” I couldn’t help but sigh when the call ended, and as I snuggled up in bed, wearing one of his t-shirts, I also couldn’t help crying. It was the longest we’d been apart in over six months, and even though I was loving my job, it hurt how much I missed him.

:: ::

When I walked onto set the following day, it felt as if everyone was acting a little shifty. No one seemed to look at me directly and whenever I initiated a conversation, they either found something else to do, or the director made us begin working.

“Hey, we’re all going out for dinner and karaoke tonight. Make sure you look pretty.” Brendan whispered in my ear as we got into position in the ballet class, ready for our scene.

“Uh, okay. Sure.” He gave me a smile before walking away.

We’d all be out a few times during filming and the rehearsals we’d had before, but this was the first I’d heard about plans for tonight. Rolling my neck and stretching my arms, I put it out of my mind as I followed the instructions of the director as the scene began around me.

By the end of the day, I was yet again exhausted, and the last thing I wanted to do was go out. But, as I packed up my gear, putting my comfiest shoes on, Brendan came over.

“Don’t forget we’re going out. We’re all meeting up in about an hour. Make yourself pretty.”

“Can I give it a miss? I’m ready to have a shower and crawl into bed.” He knew how I was feeling, I could see it etched onto his face too.

“Not tonight, sweetheart. Attendance is mandatory for all.” He flashed me a wide smile before spinning away from me, no doubt off to get ready.

When I got back to the apartment I was sharing with a couple of the other female background cast, they were almost ready. The three of them ushered me into the bathroom to shower, telling me to find a nice dress.

The shower did reinvigorate me, and by the time I was dressed and applying my make-up, I was feeling much better, and was even looking forward to some great food and a good night. There were no shoots the next day, so we were able to let our hair down for the night.

When we all met up, the atmosphere was electric. We’d all worked so hard, and were more than ready for a night of not having to worry about getting up early or having to be in hair and make-up at the crack of dawn.

“Ready for a great night?” Brendan asked, linking arms with me as our huge group began to walk to a restaurant nearby we’d all been to on more than one occasion.

“I am actually. Thanks for making me come.”

“No worries, sweetheart.” He placed a kiss on the top of my head before turning to talk to the two guys behind us.

:: ::

Moving from the restaurant after dinner, we all made our way to a club where all of us were able to let go. I got myself a drink from the bar, and stood on the edge of the dance floor, watching my cast mates and friends having the time of their life, showing off their dancing skills. Laughing, I finished my drink, I put my empty glass down and joined them, losing myself in the deep bass. Brendan was in the center, lapping up the attention in a way only he could. He and Barton, who played Oren in the show, were busting out one of their routines from the show and had attracted a hell of a crowd.

As everyone whooped and hollered, I moved away, needing to head to the bathroom. I pulled my phone out of my purse to check if I’d missed any messages or calls from Charlie, but my screen was blank beyond a photo of the two of us. Disappointment flooded me as I shoved the phone back into my purse. Just as I zipped it up, I crashed into someone, strong hands grabbing my waist to stop me falling over.

Thinking my mind was playing tricks on me as my senses were invaded by the aroma of Charlie, the aroma I knew as well as my own. I looked up to find my boyfriend smiling down at me.

“What… how… huh?”

“Surprise, by airplane, Brendan organized it. Hew knew you were missing me as much as I missed you, So Kenny gave me a couple days off while Madi does some scenes with Jadah.”

“You’re really here?” I still wasn’t sure I was hallucinating.

“I’m really here, until tomorrow afternoon.”

With a squeal, I flung my arms around his neck, and kissed him. The evening suddenly got one hundred percent better.

:: ::

Waking up wrapped up in Charlie’s arms was the best thing. I’d missed it so much, and I knew I was going to struggle when he had to leave again, but I felt so happy being with him.

After he’d surprised me at the club, we’d mingled with my friends for a while before slinking away, going back to the apartment and making the most of the quiet as we got reacquainted with one another, multiple times, all night. So much so that when I managed to untangle myself from Charlie’s arms and legs to go to the bathroom, I ached in a completely different way I had been from work.

Once I was finished in the bathroom, I swiped my phone off the counter in the kitchen and sent a text to Brendan.

Thank you. I owe you one.

Once it had sent, I set the phone down and crawled back into bed with Charlie, making the most of having him with me. Especially naked.

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Tyler Lockwood Imagine

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Imagine working out with Tyler....

“I don’t even know why you’re bothering with this.  You’re a hybrid.  You can throw trees across the forest.” 

“I like the view.” 

You bent over to look at him through your legs. 

“What view?” 

He just smirked. 

You rolled your eyes, “Oh, you perv.” 

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